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Models vs. Werewolves
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00:00:01This place does not look like any of the photos online.
00:00:04The energy in the country is magic.
00:00:07Do they even have Wi-Fi?
00:00:08How am I going to post?
00:00:09The less city lights we have around us,
00:00:11the stronger our connection to the moon.
00:00:16Oh, yeah.
00:00:18What was that?
00:00:18That was a beautiful sign from the universe.
00:00:21Can't we just take shots now?
00:00:29Girls?
00:00:30No!
00:00:31What?
00:00:32Why?
00:00:34And I made you some cookies, too!
00:00:37Are they vegan?
00:00:39I think it was a werewolf.
00:00:43Ooh, yeah.
00:00:44Growl if you die.
00:00:45I like it.
00:00:47I couldn't find a birthday again
00:00:49by the time my lavender hand sanitizer spray.
00:00:50I really am going to die.
00:00:51Go on!
00:00:53Growl!
00:01:01This place does not look like any of the photos online.
00:01:04The energy in the country is magic.
00:01:07Do they even have Wi-Fi?
00:01:08How am I going to post?
00:01:09The less city lights we have around us,
00:01:11the stronger our connection to the moon.
00:01:17Oh, yeah.
00:01:18What was that?
00:01:19That was a beautiful sign from the universe.
00:01:21Can't we just take shots now?
00:01:29Girls?
00:01:30No!
00:01:31Shit, Dad!
00:01:32Why?
00:01:33Shut me the door.
00:01:35And I made you some cookies, too!
00:01:37Are they vegan?
00:01:39I think it was a werewolf.
00:01:43Ooh, yeah.
00:01:44Growl if you die.
00:01:45I know you like it.
00:01:47I couldn't find a birthday again,
00:01:49but I found my lavender hand sanitizer spray.
00:01:50I really am going to die.
00:01:52Go ahead!
00:01:53You growl!
00:01:53Go, go, go!
00:01:54No!
00:01:54Go!
00:01:54Go!
00:01:55Go!
00:02:01Go!
00:02:05Go!
00:02:23Ride!
00:02:46Are you sure this is the right address?
00:02:48Yeah, this is it.
00:02:50Take care.
00:02:52Bye.
00:02:53Okay.
00:02:55Thanks.
00:03:00If you can hear me, I'm outside.
00:03:03I can't hear you.
00:03:04Grace?
00:03:05What?
00:03:07No, I have, like, no service here.
00:03:10Grace, is that you?
00:03:12Hello?
00:03:14Hello?
00:03:15Grace?
00:03:17I can't hear you.
00:03:18Grace, hello?
00:03:19Are you there?
00:03:20I can't hear you.
00:03:21Yes, yes, I can hear you.
00:03:23I'm going to lose you in a second, I think.
00:03:25Where are you guys?
00:03:26Grace, oh my god, Grace.
00:03:28I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere here.
00:03:31OMSG, are you actually there?
00:03:33OMG.
00:03:33Yes, yes, yes, I'm fucking here.
00:03:36Where are you guys?
00:03:37What?
00:03:37It's fucking tomorrow, girl.
00:03:40What?
00:03:41It's tomorrow.
00:03:42It's all in the email.
00:03:44Check in is tomorrow.
00:03:46Hello?
00:03:47Goodies?
00:03:48What the fuck am I going to do?
00:03:50Get a Waymo back to a Holiday Inn or something.
00:03:53You need to...
00:03:53Hello?
00:03:55OMSG.
00:03:57Fuck.
00:04:00No!
00:04:02No!
00:04:03No!
00:04:18No!
00:04:19No!
00:04:19No!
00:04:19No!
00:04:20No!
00:04:21No!
00:04:22No!
00:04:22No!
00:04:22No!
00:04:23No!
00:04:23No!
00:04:24No!
00:04:24No!
00:04:25No!
00:04:25No!
00:04:26No!
00:04:27No!
00:04:27No!
00:04:27No!
00:04:28Oh, my God.
00:05:04Oh, my God.
00:05:44Oh, my God.
00:06:24Oh, my God.
00:06:27Oh, my God.
00:06:38Oh, my God.
00:06:39Oh, my God.
00:06:42Oh, my God.
00:06:47Babe, what did you pack?
00:06:48I don't know.
00:06:48Just a lot of swimsuits, snacks, the usual.
00:06:51Okay.
00:06:52Sure.
00:06:53I don't know if this is going to fit, babe.
00:06:56Let's try it.
00:06:56I think if we, like...
00:06:59Push it down.
00:07:00Okay, okay.
00:07:01Please, you bitches better not crush my Dyson air wrap.
00:07:04No, it's fine.
00:07:05It's literally fine.
00:07:05I know.
00:07:06Oh, shit.
00:07:07What was that crunch?
00:07:07I will kill you.
00:07:09I will kill you.
00:07:10It's fine.
00:07:11It's literally fine.
00:07:11Can we...
00:07:12Please, it's fucking freezing out here.
00:07:14Honey, it's fucking 70 degrees out here.
00:07:16Jeez.
00:07:17Tips on making a bunch of suitcases fit in a car?
00:07:22Where's Nellie?
00:07:23Well, if she doesn't show up quick, her shit's not going to fit and she's not coming.
00:07:29Oh, wait.
00:07:30There we go.
00:07:30Perfect.
00:07:31Never mind.
00:07:31Good job.
00:07:35Sorry, I had to get that last tape in for Fashion Week.
00:07:38You just sent it in.
00:07:40I literally sent mine in, like, two weeks ago.
00:07:41I was busy.
00:07:43God, I am so fucking excited for this.
00:07:45I know.
00:07:45Um, before the runway storm.
00:07:47I know.
00:07:49Well, then, let's get in the fucking car.
00:07:55Woo!
00:07:59Holy fuck.
00:08:06Ew!
00:08:07Ew!
00:08:08Ew!
00:08:09Like, he was so...
00:08:10He was so...
00:08:11It looked so hard.
00:08:16Are we there yet?
00:08:18I cannot feel my ass as I'm sitting here for so long.
00:08:22Hayley, move your leg.
00:08:24There are too many people in this car.
00:08:26Can I just get out?
00:08:27Can you stop me?
00:08:28I just want to pee.
00:08:30Please don't tell me this is it.
00:08:34The energy in the country is magic.
00:08:38Very, very healing.
00:08:39I have a feeling this week is going to be great for us.
00:08:42Oh my God.
00:08:43This place does not look like any of the photos online.
00:08:46Did we get catfished?
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:48We're in the middle of fucking nowhere.
00:08:51Do they even have Wi-Fi?
00:08:53How am I going to post?
00:08:56That's the point, you guys.
00:08:58The less city lights we have around us,
00:09:00the stronger our connection to the moon.
00:09:02And besides, I know you guys don't like tarot,
00:09:06but I did a reading and I drew the Four of Cups.
00:09:11Oh.
00:09:13Oh.
00:09:15Which means that if we manifest correctly,
00:09:19the moon can gift us with something big.
00:09:21Could even be life-changing for some of us.
00:09:24Come on!
00:09:25Let's go!
00:09:25Let's go.
00:09:26Come on!
00:09:26We got it.
00:09:27You got that, babe?
00:09:28Got it, babe.
00:09:29Yeah, I got it.
00:09:31Okay, here.
00:09:32I got you.
00:09:33Thank you, sweet girl.
00:09:42Um...
00:09:42What the fuck?
00:09:44Ew.
00:09:47Come on, you guys.
00:09:48It's not that bad.
00:09:50Okay, what in the hell is that noise?
00:09:54Great.
00:09:56There's no power.
00:09:58That noise you hear, yeah, that is the fucking generator.
00:10:01What's a generator?
00:10:05Um...
00:10:06I think, like, homeless encampment.
00:10:09My God, I'm normal.
00:10:11It's fine.
00:10:12Guys, we're going to make the best of it.
00:10:13It's still going to be a really good time, okay?
00:10:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:17Where are you going?
00:10:20I'm gonna go claim that weird little guest house in the back,
00:10:24because I don't want to sleep with any of you bitches.
00:10:26Are you kidding me?
00:10:27No.
00:10:28Okay.
00:10:28Well, we have a little girly-pop dinner meetup in town.
00:10:30Okay.
00:10:31Ten.
00:10:32Okay.
00:10:34All right, guys.
00:10:35Find your room.
00:10:36I want that one.
00:10:36I'll take that one.
00:10:38Hey, everyone.
00:10:39It's your girl, Hales.
00:10:40I just wanted to give you a quick update on our moon,
00:10:43manifestation ritual day.
00:10:45Yay!
00:10:45So far, so good.
00:10:46We had such a great time getting here.
00:10:47It's giving, like, rustic chic.
00:10:50Um, but in a good way, you know?
00:10:52Like, saddle up.
00:10:53So, just wanted to update you guys.
00:10:55Uh, we're gonna have a really big night tonight.
00:10:56So, yeah!
00:10:57We'll see you later.
00:10:58Mwah!
00:11:02By hopefully, you'll be and holding back on a beach every night and just up.
00:11:25You know what I mean now?
00:11:27No, but I just really don't know anymore
00:11:34Yeah, I have the best combo right now. It's like a dark plum cherry girl, and then it's like this
00:11:39like liquid liner on top
00:11:40It's so good. I love it. No, it's so good. Eileen
00:11:43What the fuck is that?
00:11:46It's my homemade beetroot kombucha
00:11:50It is super good for stress, and it's really good for your skin. Oh
00:11:54Cool. Can I see?
00:11:58Oh
00:11:58Hey, why don't you do that? It's Langer's tequila or bust, babe
00:12:03Take take take and drink it
00:12:07Okay, cute does everyone have one?
00:12:09Okay, bitches a toast to all my girlies a much-needed baddie trip
00:12:15We're gonna recharge get back to nature connect, but most of all get all the content
00:12:25And and most most of all
00:12:28Connecting our energy with the moon
00:12:31Tonight's full moon happens once every 500 years, so it's really important that we stay grounded
00:12:36passionate open and connected to all the gifts it's gonna send us tonight
00:12:39Aw, I love that!
00:12:40But most importantly looking and feeling absolutely fucking hot!
00:12:45Yay!
00:12:46Yay!
00:12:47Fucking slacks!
00:12:49Hot bitches!
00:12:50Oh!
00:12:52Oh!
00:12:53Oh!
00:12:53Oh!
00:12:54Oh!
00:12:55Oh girl!
00:12:55That was insane
00:12:56Ew, ew!
00:12:57Oh!
00:12:58All right
00:12:59You okay?
00:13:01It's frozen
00:13:01Okay, girls.
00:13:02So anyway, here's the game plan.
00:13:04We have what five ten minutes maybe nine exactly to go do your thing go to the bathroom decompress
00:13:10Get ready put on your face new fit.
00:13:12Maybe we'll go do the moon manifestation ritual and then we'll have a cunt dinner
00:13:17Can I at least have an hour for my hair?
00:13:20It's fallen just fine, babe
00:13:23Okay, but one last rule for this trip.
00:13:28No men.
00:13:30And I'm looking at you Nikki, okay?
00:13:32You are not bringing your boy toys here to do all that weird shit with their dicks and ass
00:13:37Like I just we're not doing it.
00:13:39Which one?
00:13:40Hey!
00:13:41I'm just saying
00:13:42Okay, okay
00:13:43I promise
00:13:46Girl
00:13:49Girls?
00:13:51It's Judith Barnard Dixon
00:13:54Ladies?
00:13:56Who the fuck is Judith Barnard Dixon?
00:13:59I'm your Airbnb host
00:14:02Best Airbnb host in the canyon
00:14:06Hello?
00:14:08Hello?
00:14:09Oh!
00:14:09Oh!
00:14:10Hi!
00:14:11Oh my!
00:14:13You girls are so pretty!
00:14:15Hi!
00:14:16Oh my God!
00:14:16So are you!
00:14:17Oh!
00:14:18Thank you sweetie!
00:14:20Well I just wanted to pop by and wish you all a really great stay
00:14:26Aww
00:14:29So is everything going well here?
00:14:31You have everything you need?
00:14:33Yeah
00:14:34Yeah?
00:14:35How about some handsome men?
00:14:39Are there any around here?
00:14:41Not since I dumped him in 89
00:14:47Well I won't take up any more of your time, but if there's anything you need my number's
00:14:54right there on the fridge
00:14:55Thanks!
00:14:56Also Judith, I noticed that the photos online look very different than the place
00:15:02Uh, yes
00:15:03My grandson plugged them into AI
00:15:06Just a little spruce up, you know
00:15:09Oh yeah!
00:15:10Slightly
00:15:11Really?
00:15:12Yeah
00:15:12Yeah
00:15:12Okay, well, oh, I might be back at some point to bring you some fresh towels
00:15:20So, um, please give me a super host five star, you know, rating
00:15:26Yeah
00:15:27You got it!
00:15:28Yeah
00:15:29Absolutely
00:15:29Five stars!
00:15:35Five stars!
00:15:37Five stars!
00:15:39Thank you!
00:15:41Thank you!
00:15:45Bye!
00:15:46Bye!
00:15:46Bye!
00:15:47Okay, good!
00:15:48Come on, come on!
00:15:50Stop!
00:15:51Stop manifesting!
00:15:52She's familiar!
00:15:54She's fine
00:16:20She's fine
00:16:36Oh, powerful moon, fullest moon of the century, please provide us with safety, healing, positive energy and protection over this
00:16:46next cosmic cycle
00:16:48Uh, Elaine, okay, look, I'm sorry, I just, we're literally inside on a bed, there's no moonlight coming in here,
00:16:55I just don't really see how this is gonna play
00:16:57Hayley
00:16:58That was the best one, now we're gonna have to start all over
00:17:01I'm sorry, I just want it to be good for you
00:17:04Yes, okay, I checked with my guru in Miami and he said that we'd be able to feel it
00:17:08Okay, alright, sorry
00:17:09I asked ChatGPT and it said the same thing too
00:17:11Okay
00:17:11Okay, well do we like, look cute at least?
00:17:14Yeah
00:17:15Um
00:17:15You guys are giving?
00:17:16Yeah
00:17:17Uh, actually, Nikki, if you wanna like, lean forward just a bit, I think the girlies would show a little
00:17:22better
00:17:22Oh
00:17:23Um
00:17:24Hm
00:17:27Better?
00:17:28Yes, much better, okay, are you guys ready?
00:17:30Yeah
00:17:30I'm ready
00:17:34Good evening, my beautiful followers, and welcome to our Full Moon Ritual
00:17:38If you don't already, make sure you follow my beautiful sisters, I'll tag them below
00:17:42But for now, grab your sage sticks and join us for our final ceremony
00:17:48We'll start with a deep cleansing breath
00:17:55Oh, powerful moon, the fullest moon of the century, please provide us with safety, healing, positive energy, and protection over
00:18:05this next cosmic cycle
00:18:07And now, we'll solidify all of our intentions
00:18:11I manifest positivity
00:18:14I manifest luck
00:18:17I manifest wealth
00:18:20Mmm
00:18:21I manifest beauty
00:18:23Mmm
00:18:24And I manifest eternal safety for us all
00:18:29Oh
00:18:32What was that?
00:18:34Girls
00:18:35Do you know what that was?
00:18:38That was a beautiful sign from the universe
00:18:41She's listening to us
00:18:45Yay!
00:18:47And that concludes our ceremony, thank you all for joining
00:18:50Bye
00:18:51Bye!
00:18:54Ok, that was it, we so got it, we so got it on that one
00:18:57Oh
00:18:57You guys, that sounded like coyotes, like a lot of them
00:19:00Can't we just take shots now?
00:19:02Literally, yes
00:19:03I want that so bad
00:19:04Yeah, I'm done
00:19:05Good?
00:19:06We got it?
00:19:06Let's go
00:19:06Coolest moon of the century
00:19:08So cute
00:19:09It's so good, it's perfect
00:19:10All right, okay, tacos.
00:19:22Oh, yes.
00:19:24Oh my God, your abs are actually cutting me.
00:19:26Is it good?
00:19:27Oh my God.
00:19:28Yes, bitch, you look so hot.
00:19:31Okay, just pop your ass a little bit.
00:19:33Like this.
00:19:34Yes.
00:19:34Oh, bitch, yes!
00:19:36Your ass is funny.
00:19:38Oh my God, she's so hot.
00:19:40Look at the place, it's gone.
00:19:42Do you like it?
00:19:42So good, so good.
00:19:44Oh, cute, is it cute?
00:19:46Yes, so hot, so hot.
00:19:47You got it?
00:19:48I mean, I'm like so hot.
00:19:48Get like four more.
00:19:49No, it's so sick.
00:19:50I'm gonna be ass.
00:19:51Oh, that's so good.
00:19:52Guys, our video already has 5,000 likes.
00:19:555,000?
00:19:56That's insane.
00:19:57So your whole moon thing actually worked?
00:19:59Yeah.
00:20:00Nikki, you reposted it, right?
00:20:01I didn't check yet.
00:20:01I did.
00:20:02Nikki, did you repost it?
00:20:05Nikki?
00:20:06Hello?
00:20:07Earth to Nikki.
00:20:08Nikki.
00:20:09Nikki, did you repost the video?
00:20:11Hello?
00:20:11Nikki!
00:20:13What?
00:20:13Jesus.
00:20:15Did you reshare the video?
00:20:16Yeah, I'm doing it right now.
00:20:19Okay, who are you texting?
00:20:22What?
00:20:23Bitch, you heard me.
00:20:25Just one of my subs from OnlyFans.
00:20:29He's a Saudi prince.
00:20:31He's a Saudi prince.
00:20:31Oh.
00:20:32Oh.
00:20:33Ew.
00:20:34What the fuck?
00:20:35I just, I don't really know how you could do that.
00:20:39What, OnlyFans?
00:20:40Yeah.
00:20:41I made like 20 grand in one month.
00:20:44That's how.
00:20:4520 grand?
00:20:46What the hell are you showing on there?
00:20:48Almost nothing.
00:20:49Almost nothing.
00:20:51It's only fee picks.
00:20:54The occasional bikini pick.
00:20:57Whatever.
00:20:58It's free money.
00:20:59Should try it sometime now.
00:21:00Got the tits for it.
00:21:04No, no.
00:21:05Not me.
00:21:06I'm not really into that kind of thing.
00:21:08She's too pure.
00:21:10I'm not pure.
00:21:14Oh, okay, fine.
00:21:16Fine, fine.
00:21:17Cheers.
00:21:21Hey.
00:21:21Hey.
00:21:22Hey.
00:21:23Hey.
00:21:23Hey.
00:21:24Hey.
00:21:26Hey.
00:21:26Oh.
00:21:28Hmm.
00:21:29Okay, fine.
00:21:30Maybe I'm a little pure.
00:21:33Well, I, for one, am unpure and proud.
00:21:37And, um, I'm signing off.
00:21:41Wait.
00:21:42Where the hell are you going?
00:21:43I have content to make.
00:21:44Seriously?
00:21:46Now?
00:21:47Tonight's supposed to be about togetherness.
00:21:49No, seriously.
00:21:50You can't leave.
00:21:52Listen.
00:21:53I have a guy from Saudi Arabia who is paying my rent in full every single month.
00:21:58And all I have to do is send him one foot pic a day.
00:22:01That's insane.
00:22:03I know.
00:22:04Fair enough.
00:22:05Okay.
00:22:05I love you all.
00:22:07And I will see you in the morning.
00:22:09Bye.
00:22:10Love you.
00:22:12Guys, don't kill me.
00:22:14But I think I'm going to call on night two.
00:22:16I just want to go on a quick jog to burn off the pizza.
00:22:18Wait.
00:22:18Are you kidding me?
00:22:20What the hell is going on?
00:22:21Why do you even want to go for a run right now?
00:22:23It's disgusting out there and it's like freezing.
00:22:26Don't worry.
00:22:27I'll just be on the property and I have my pepper spray.
00:22:29Just a couple quick sprints and then I'll go right to bed.
00:22:32Come on.
00:22:32There are going to be more hours.
00:22:34We can take tequila shots and talk shit all we want this whole weekend.
00:22:37I promise.
00:22:38I love you guys.
00:22:40Goodnight.
00:22:41Bye.
00:22:42Love you.
00:22:43Be safe.
00:22:44I will.
00:22:47Okay.
00:22:48Well, they left, but that doesn't mean that the three of us can't keep the party going, eh?
00:22:55Okay.
00:22:56Okay.
00:22:56Wait.
00:22:56I want to.
00:22:57Oh, again?
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:58Yeah.
00:22:59Number what?
00:23:00Eight of the night.
00:23:01Okay.
00:23:01Okay.
00:23:05Cheers.
00:23:06Woo.
00:23:08Bitch.
00:23:08Mm-hmm.
00:23:38Who is the arm?
00:23:55I love you.
00:23:56Who is the arm as being?
00:23:57What's happening?
00:23:57Why is this saggingly shatters?
00:23:58And I'm thinking.
00:23:58Okay.
00:23:58Okay.
00:24:01Bye.
00:24:02Bye.
00:24:03Bye.
00:24:03Bye.
00:24:03Bye.
00:24:04Bye.
00:24:05Bye.
00:24:06Bye.
00:24:07Bye.
00:24:08I don't know.
00:24:42Hello?
00:24:43What's up, bae?
00:24:45How's my favorite ginger snap?
00:24:46Oh, nothing.
00:24:47Just working.
00:24:49Always grinding.
00:24:52I like that.
00:24:55Why don't you come outside?
00:24:59Jake?
00:25:00No.
00:25:01No, no.
00:25:02I told you.
00:25:03Chill.
00:25:04God damn.
00:25:04You're so quick to freak out.
00:25:06How the hell did you even find me here?
00:25:08Chill, sexy thing.
00:25:10Chill.
00:25:11Don't you remember when you got too drunk and we had to share our locations with each other
00:25:14in Miami?
00:25:19Oh, right.
00:25:20Get out here and sneak me in.
00:25:23My dick's gonna freeze off.
00:25:26You're so bad.
00:25:28But you love it.
00:25:29And you know you do.
00:25:31Now hurry up.
00:25:32Yeah, sometimes.
00:25:34I don't want to be around those cock blocking witches anyways.
00:25:37Okay, fine.
00:25:37Fine.
00:25:38I'll be right there.
00:26:00Jake?
00:26:02Fuck.
00:26:04God, you scared me.
00:26:05I'm sorry.
00:26:06I couldn't help myself.
00:26:11My little snow angel.
00:26:16You like it?
00:26:19Hell yeah.
00:26:21Good.
00:26:22Now take me inside cause mama needs to get warmed up.
00:26:27Me too.
00:26:28Mhm.
00:26:43So, did you miss me?
00:26:47Of course.
00:26:49I couldn't stop thinking about you.
00:26:51Mhm.
00:26:52Down, boy.
00:26:53Down, down.
00:27:16Goddamn.
00:27:17You are so fired.
00:27:19Who, little old me?
00:27:21Yeah.
00:27:52My bad ass is crazy.
00:28:04The girls find you here?
00:28:06They'll kill you.
00:28:10You're worth dying for.
00:28:13Okay.
00:28:27I don't want to play this game no more
00:28:35I just want to take you to my world
00:28:45so how do you want me from behind
00:28:52naughty boy
00:29:08so good yeah how good perfect yeah say it
00:29:18again you look perfect good boy do you have a condom
00:29:28uh uh what a condom babe do we have to that depends do you want to have sex
00:29:37tonight or do you just want to sit here and talk
00:29:39yeah yeah I got one good what should I do next I want you to
00:29:48take my panties off with your teeth
00:29:51slowly
00:29:58yeah
00:30:22okay babe not that slow
00:30:25ah
00:30:25ah
00:30:26oh
00:30:28Improvement.
00:30:31Improvement.
00:30:34Shoot!
00:30:37Oh!
00:30:39Take it!
00:30:40Ah!
00:30:41Oh!
00:30:41Look at it!
00:30:42Ah!
00:31:06hello my little angels i hope you're having an amazing weekend full of festivities but most
00:31:10importantly fitness i'm on a little night jog as you can see i did half a mile sprints some
00:31:16lunges and of course my tina squats anyways it's a little dark out here and a little freezing so
00:31:21i'm gonna go back inside but like i always say there are no days off i will see you in
00:31:26the
00:31:26morning for the am stretch video bye
00:31:46fuck that
00:31:58i just have to say the last guy that nikki brought home was a actual sewer rat
00:32:07okay so talk about trash or men whatever both same thing let's do fuck marry kill
00:32:17i hate that game i know i know okay so we're gonna go with a uh a john cena oh
00:32:23well jake
00:32:24paul and a quentin tarantino oh okay okay shoot jake paul in the face ten times and
00:32:39fuck quentin tarantino and mary john cena oh i said it i said what i said what john cena it's
00:32:47disgusting no i think he would be a gentleman ew i can't i really okay what about you now
00:32:53um i feel like i agree with eileen obviously i would shoot jake paul square in the face
00:32:59and i guess i'd sleep with john cena and mary quentin tarantino oh
00:33:09it's so bad just like he is like okay it's your turn
00:33:16so
00:33:28so
00:33:30I don't know.
00:34:02I don't know.
00:34:32Hello?
00:34:35Hello?
00:34:37Um...
00:34:38Hello, are you there?
00:34:40Sir?
00:34:42Um...
00:34:43Are you there?
00:34:45Hello?
00:34:48Uh...
00:34:49I swear, I didn't see anything.
00:34:52I promise.
00:34:54I didn't see your face.
00:34:58Fuck.
00:34:59This is so far.
00:35:00I just wanna go home.
00:35:01I just wanna go home.
00:35:02Please.
00:35:05Um...
00:35:06If you can hear me...
00:35:09I just want you to know that...
00:35:11Actually, I really love true crime and I think killers are really cool.
00:35:16And I won't tell anyone if you just let me go.
00:35:19Like, I can actually make you super famous.
00:35:21Like, I have a ton of followers and they would love you.
00:35:23I swear.
00:35:31Please.
00:35:32Please.
00:35:33Please!
00:35:35Please.
00:35:38Please.
00:35:50Please.
00:36:03ton of
00:36:16That sounded kind of close.
00:36:21Did Tina come back inside?
00:36:23Um, I think so.
00:36:26I heard the door open and close earlier.
00:36:29You sure?
00:36:31Yeah.
00:36:32Yeah, I heard it too.
00:36:33Yeah.
00:36:34Okay, great.
00:36:36She's probably back, right?
00:36:39Yeah.
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:40It's fine.
00:36:42It's fine.
00:36:42It's literally a rapture twirling out there.
00:36:44Me too.
00:36:45Okay.
00:36:46Great, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:47It's fine.
00:36:48Honestly, she's probably bending it down and dirty in the book.
00:36:51Oh, my God.
00:36:52She likes it.
00:36:53Okay, on that note, Nellie pours some shaw!
00:36:56Shaw!
00:36:57Oh, shit, okay, okay.
00:36:58It's shaw!
00:36:59Shaw!
00:36:59Shaw!
00:37:00Shaw!
00:37:00Shaw!
00:37:03Shaw!
00:37:13Shaw!
00:37:17Shaw!
00:37:19Shaw!
00:37:26Oh, my God.
00:37:56Oh, my God.
00:38:42Oh, my God.
00:38:55Oh, my God.
00:38:58Good morning.
00:39:00Oh.
00:39:04You want a shot of Langer's tequila?
00:39:06Oh, my God, bitch.
00:39:08Do not ever say that word to me again.
00:39:14I feel like I'm going to vomit, honestly.
00:39:16Yeah, me too.
00:39:17Do you know what time it is?
00:39:19I have no idea where my phone is.
00:39:21Yeah, I can't find mine either.
00:39:23I think the stove clock says it's 2 p.m.
00:39:29Oh, did you say 2 p.m.?
00:39:32I think I'm going to die.
00:39:33What time does your phone say?
00:39:35I don't know.
00:39:36I think it's inside or something.
00:39:37How much did we drink last night?
00:39:39A lot.
00:39:40I can't believe all the pizza I ate.
00:39:44You want some eggs?
00:39:46Okay.
00:39:47Are those vegan?
00:39:48Girl, you literally drank, what, an entire liter of tequila last night and had 6 or 7 slices
00:39:54of jalapeno pepperoni?
00:39:55I don't think it matters where the egg came from.
00:39:57Oh, don't remind me.
00:40:00Oh, fuck.
00:40:03Jesus!
00:40:04Bitch, are you okay?
00:40:06I do not feel good.
00:40:10The sun is killing me.
00:40:13You don't look good either.
00:40:19I mean, you're always pretty, but...
00:40:22Yeah, okay, I know I look like shit.
00:40:25Okay.
00:40:26Um, do you know where Tina is?
00:40:28Who?
00:40:29Tina?
00:40:30Your best friend since, like, forever?
00:40:34Yeah, I'm going to go back to bed for a while.
00:40:39Well, let us know if you want us to wake you up.
00:40:41No!
00:40:44No.
00:40:45Okay.
00:40:52What the fuck?
00:41:00Do you think it's COVID?
00:41:02It's definitely something.
00:41:03Okay, well, I can't get sick.
00:41:05I have a meme with Cassie next week.
00:41:06Oh my god, love!
00:41:07I have some immune defense organic elderberry pills in my purse if you want some.
00:41:10Yeah, totally.
00:41:11Like, I was, like, a little bit of bloating, but...
00:41:13Okay, fuck no.
00:41:14It's worth it.
00:41:15This entire trip is turning out to be a disaster.
00:41:18No, it's not.
00:41:19We just need to manifest better.
00:41:21She's right.
00:41:22We just need to, you know, take it all in and just make the best of the vacay.
00:41:26I'm going to check on Tina and see where she is.
00:41:29Your bee.
00:41:30That's the spirit.
00:41:32Oh my god.
00:41:34This is so good.
00:41:36You want some more?
00:41:37I made tons of them.
00:41:38Oh my god.
00:41:39What have you put in this?
00:41:41Nothing, really.
00:41:43Salt, pepper, cook them in butter.
00:41:47Butter?
00:41:48Yeah.
00:41:51What?
00:41:52Are you trying to kill me?
00:41:53Oh my god, what is wrong with you?
00:41:55It's just butter.
00:41:56Oh my god.
00:41:57I don't see the problem.
00:41:59Oh, butter?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01What?
00:42:03Okay, so Tina's not in her room.
00:42:05Do we know that she came back last night?
00:42:07Yeah, we were kind of blacked out.
00:42:09But where else would she be?
00:42:10Have you tried calling her?
00:42:11Nobody has a phone.
00:42:12Okay, don't get snippy with me.
00:42:14I just had butter.
00:42:15This is not a time I can handle anything but positivity.
00:42:17Okay, maybe she went on another run.
00:42:19You guys are right.
00:42:20This is turning into a total disaster.
00:42:23I mean, we slept basically the whole day away.
00:42:25It's going to be nighttime soon.
00:42:26We've got one friend missing.
00:42:27One friend who has COVID or something.
00:42:50I mean, this is just...
00:42:59cute, kind of weird, super retro vibes.
00:43:01Okay, I love old movies.
00:43:03That's like from the 90s.
00:43:04Oh.
00:43:04Oh, so like Elder.
00:43:06Wow.
00:43:07Yeah.
00:43:08But I love a black and white movie.
00:43:09Oh.
00:43:10Yeah?
00:43:10Okay.
00:43:11I'm down.
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:12Yeah.
00:43:12Okay.
00:43:13Let's go.
00:43:14Let's go.
00:43:15Let's go.
00:43:15Switch up the vibes.
00:43:16We're fine.
00:43:17Yeah.
00:43:17We'll clean that up later.
00:43:20Okay.
00:43:20Oh.
00:43:38Hello?
00:43:40Jake, where are you?
00:43:42Jake?
00:43:44Where are you?
00:43:48Help me, please.
00:43:53Mom, please, no.
00:43:56Mom, please, no.
00:43:59Mom, please, no.
00:44:01Please, help me.
00:44:02Help me!
00:44:06Don't come any closer!
00:44:08Help me!
00:44:09No!
00:44:10No, no, no, no, no.
00:44:13Let go.
00:44:15Let go.
00:44:19I don't want to.
00:44:30I don't want to.
00:44:57I want four oh why four you have to be with a man to have a kid Mellie okay
00:45:03not in this day and age oh my god
00:45:07two months ago guys oh my god
00:45:11hey Santa are you listening
00:45:13oh my god
00:45:15what's wrong
00:45:16see everyone
00:45:17what's wrong
00:45:23he's a transfer
00:45:24oh what
00:45:30oh shit
00:45:31oh shit
00:45:36this is why I'm a Jew
00:45:44you guys I've been too long without my phone
00:45:46I don't think I can watch movies without it anymore
00:45:47same
00:45:50okay well maybe one of us could go get it
00:45:56one hundred percent
00:45:58oh please
00:46:00oh okay
00:46:02fine I will go low
00:46:04thank you
00:46:07you're a cop in the future and you're chasing this guy's hyper
00:46:10we're Jewish
00:46:11yes bitch
00:46:12we do shabbat at my house all the time
00:46:37I can't believe this movie's in color
00:46:42yeah I thought the 90s like they only had radio
00:46:45guys I can't find her phones anywhere
00:46:48what
00:46:49what
00:46:49I looked everywhere they're not here
00:46:51what the fuck
00:46:52okay is Tina fucking with us
00:46:54oh what
00:46:54Tina wouldn't fuck with us
00:46:56I mean I don't know
00:46:57Tina
00:46:58okay well where is she it's pitch blackout
00:47:00okay why don't I go outside and look for her
00:47:03all right
00:47:03you do that
00:47:04I do it for you
00:47:06okay
00:47:07wish you luck
00:47:08okay luck
00:47:08be safe
00:47:10thanks
00:47:11I mean she's been running for like 18 hours
00:47:15she's just really healthy
00:47:18Tina
00:47:19Tina
00:47:24Tina
00:47:30Tina
00:47:31Tina
00:47:35is she
00:47:38Tina
00:47:39Tina
00:47:40are you here?
00:47:51Nellie?
00:47:52Nellie?
00:47:52Oh my god
00:47:54Nellie?
00:47:59Nellie?
00:48:00Nellie?
00:48:01Nellie?
00:48:01Nellie?
00:48:01Nellie honey what's wrong?
00:48:03Nellie honey what's wrong?
00:48:09Nellie?
00:48:09Oh, my God!
00:48:12Oh, my God!
00:48:34Okay, we need to get the fuck out of here now.
00:48:38Girls!
00:48:39There is a fucking serial killer outside, okay?
00:48:42We need to go, we need to get in the car, get the fuck out of here.
00:48:45Tina?
00:48:46What the fuck is happening?
00:48:50The work on it.
00:48:54Okay.
00:48:55Alright, listen.
00:48:56Where are the keys?
00:48:57We need to get the keys, get in the car, get the fuck out of here.
00:49:00You didn't see?
00:49:01See what?
00:49:02The keys were out there, broken, next to our phones.
00:49:06There's so much blood.
00:49:09Okay, this is what we're gonna do.
00:49:10We need to arm ourselves, okay?
00:49:13Look, I know what we saw out there was fucked up and we can talk about that later, alright?
00:49:17But there's a real fucking serial killer out there.
00:49:22We're trapped.
00:49:24So we need to find shit and arm ourselves, okay?
00:49:26Let's go.
00:49:27Okay.
00:49:28Yeah, come on.
00:49:29Let's go.
00:49:40Alright, we got this.
00:49:43Yes, we do.
00:49:45Honestly, I don't think that I can.
00:49:50I mean, you're a Virgo and you're a Capricorn.
00:49:53Of course you guys are gonna make it.
00:49:55I'm a fucking Pisces.
00:49:58I just wanna go home or to the beach or something.
00:50:01I just...
00:50:03God.
00:50:05I'm a model.
00:50:06I am too pretty to die.
00:50:08Look, nobody is dying, okay?
00:50:10Hayley's right.
00:50:11We're gonna get through this together.
00:50:13I just don't understand.
00:50:14I drew the four of cups.
00:50:16It was supposed to be life changing, not life ending.
00:50:18The manifestation isn't working and I'm...
00:50:20Elaine!
00:50:21Shut the fuck up about the goddamn manifestation bullshit.
00:50:24Do you see the situation we're in right now?
00:50:27There's a fucking serial killer outside.
00:50:29I need you to drop the fuck in, okay?
00:50:32No manifestation is fucking us right now, okay?
00:50:37We're gonna be okay.
00:50:40Promise?
00:50:41I promise.
00:50:57I swear.
00:51:08No.
00:51:09No makan.
00:51:14No!
00:51:15No!
00:51:15No!
00:51:16No!
00:51:16No!
00:51:18No!
00:51:19No!
00:51:21No!
00:51:23No!
00:51:25What the fuck?
00:51:30Please, please.
00:51:32Oh, God.
00:51:36Oh, please.
00:51:38Oh.
00:51:49No, no.
00:51:51Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:51:52I have a runway next to you.
00:52:02Oh, God.
00:52:04What the fuck?
00:52:06Oh, God.
00:52:22Oh, oh, oh.
00:52:24Oh, no.
00:52:26No.
00:52:30No.
00:52:31No, no, no.
00:53:00Fuck.
00:53:11God. I don't think I've ever gone this long without my phone in my life.
00:53:15Oh my God. I know. I can't believe we're dealing with this right now. Like, what the fuck?
00:53:22I think that we should stick together. Find a main highway and just wave a car down. Someone will help
00:53:26us.
00:53:27No. Are you kidding me? We're not going outside. Seriously, the killer could be literally outside the door.
00:53:34It's better if we stay inside. That way we know we're safe.
00:53:37Actually, I think she's right. I'm just saying, if we stick together, like you said, then we might actually have
00:53:45a shot.
00:53:47It's three against one. Yeah. Give me your hands.
00:53:51No. Give me your hands. It's better with three. You know it's better with three.
00:53:55No. No. I'm going to manifest our safety. We're not doing it.
00:53:59No. Fine. I'll manifest it alone.
00:54:21Do you think that's the serial killer? Some crazy fucked up psychopath?
00:54:27I don't know. I think it was a coyote.
00:54:31Oh my God. Thank God.
00:54:34Okay. And why is that a good thing?
00:54:37It's a coyote.
00:54:39They're a spiritual animal. That means it's a good omen.
00:54:42Oh my God. Can you stop with this shit already?
00:54:45Seriously, you have to knock this shit off.
00:54:47No more rituals, manifestations, beat root chakras up your ass is going to save us right now.
00:54:52Get in the game. Jesus. You don't know that.
00:54:57Oh my God. Okay, look. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
00:55:00Look, I'm scared. I'm angry. I'm starving.
00:55:05I'm sorry.
00:55:07It's fine.
00:55:10I get it.
00:55:13Maybe you're right.
00:55:15I don't know. If I had my phone, I could check Jatchi BT, and then I could get us out
00:55:19of the situation.
00:55:20I know.
00:55:22It's him!
00:55:23Shh!
00:55:24Okay. Nobody needs to know.
00:55:26Fuck!
00:55:27Shh, shh, shh.
00:55:28Whatever it is out there, if it comes in, we're going to have to fight it together, okay?
00:55:33We can do it.
00:55:34Okay.
00:55:35Hello, ladies?
00:55:38Anybody home?
00:55:40What?
00:55:42Girls?
00:55:44It's Judith Dixon.
00:55:46Oh my God.
00:55:47Oh no!
00:55:48Sit down.
00:55:49What? Why?
00:55:50She could be the vegan.
00:55:52Get here.
00:55:52Oh my God.
00:55:54Yoo-hoo!
00:55:55Lady?
00:55:56Hey, I brought you some towels, like I said, and I made you some cookies, too.
00:56:03Oh shit.
00:56:04That could be poisoned.
00:56:06Are they vegan?
00:56:07Come on.
00:56:07Come on, go ahead.
00:56:08And I'm just asking.
00:56:09You're not eating that shit.
00:56:11Okay.
00:56:11Go look.
00:56:12Go look?
00:56:12Me?
00:56:13Go, yeah.
00:56:13Go.
00:56:14No.
00:56:14Just go eat it.
00:56:15Do you want the cookie?
00:56:16Come on.
00:56:17Come on.
00:56:17Just check the cookie.
00:56:18Fine.
00:56:20Fine.
00:56:23Fine.
00:56:41I see.
00:56:44What's she doing?
00:56:47Standing?
00:56:48Okay.
00:56:50Okay, well, I'll just leave them out here by the door then.
00:56:59Okay, well, I hope everything's okay in there.
00:57:05Is she leaving?
00:57:08Bye, Murph.
00:57:10Sadie, she's going to the front.
00:57:11Go to the front.
00:57:12Go to the front, will you?
00:57:12Go to the front.
00:57:12Oh, okay, keep going.
00:57:19She could be her only way out of here.
00:57:21Yeah, where the fuck's the killer?
00:57:30What is that?
00:57:31What the fuck is that?
00:57:32What is that?
00:57:44Look, asshole.
00:57:46I've been through too much shit in my life.
00:57:50You do not scare me.
00:57:52I'm not afraid of you.
00:57:56Go ahead, Gru.
00:57:58Tell him, Judith.
00:57:59You are my friends, my guests.
00:58:02You're going to have to go through me.
00:58:06What the fuck?
00:58:07I can't stand back.
00:58:10Go back to the stuff you came from.
00:58:26This talk is better.
00:58:27No, I can't do that.
00:58:33I didn't want to show you.
00:58:33Don't surrender you.
00:58:35Hold on.
00:58:38No! No! No! No!
00:59:08Oh my god! Oh my god! I think I'm gonna be sick!
00:59:13What's that? A wolf?
00:59:17Wolves don't stand on two feet.
00:59:21I think I was a werewolf.
00:59:23A what? Are you insane?
00:59:25I don't have to think about it. The moon, the howling, the alpha.
00:59:30Guys, it's okay if you have to bomb it, just do it.
00:59:34No.
00:59:36Where's Nikki?
00:59:37How the fuck has she not woken up from all this?
00:59:41We have to check on her.
00:59:43No!
00:59:44What the fuck you can see? We're not going outside right now!
00:59:46Did you see the way they ran off? She's our friend!
00:59:49We can't just leave her out there!
00:59:51I agree.
00:59:55Okay. Then we all go together.
00:59:59Okay.
00:59:59Okay.
01:00:18Babe?
01:00:20Nikki?
01:00:21Are you in there? We need to talk.
01:00:24Oh, ow.
01:00:26Thank god. That sounded weird.
01:00:29Do not come in.
01:00:31Oh?
01:00:31Oh, she's really sick.
01:00:33Yeah, she's not feeling well. Maybe we just don't tell her right now.
01:00:35Nikki?
01:00:37We really need to talk to you. We know you're not feeling well, but it's important.
01:00:41Go away.
01:00:43What the hell?
01:00:44Okay, Nikki? Seriously, I need you to open the door. If you don't open it, I'm gonna pop the lock.
01:00:50Go away.
01:00:51Okay.
01:00:52I warned you.
01:00:54Alright, bitch.
01:01:00Oh my god, can't pull back! What the fuck? My fucking god!
01:01:04Holy shit!
01:01:05Can't you help me with this?
01:01:07I can't hold those doors that way slower!
01:01:10Oh my god, this is insane!
01:01:19Wait, I can't tell if she's pushing anymore.
01:01:22I don't think so.
01:01:24Oh my god, is there a door out from her room?
01:01:26Oh, please, no! No, I hope not!
01:01:29Can I check?
01:01:30No, bitch! Are you crazy? There's a fucking monster out here!
01:01:33Okay!
01:01:33We should. We need to know if she's in there.
01:01:36Okay, I'll peek in.
01:01:37Are you fucking insane?
01:01:39Good luck, babe.
01:01:47Go for it!
01:01:49I'll be trying to even-
01:01:50She's-
01:01:51She's just-
01:01:51No!
01:01:52But, I'll be trying to-
01:01:53She's just-
01:01:53She's-
01:01:54No!
01:01:56No!
01:01:57No!
01:01:59No!
01:02:00No!
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01:02:06No!
01:02:16oh my god oh my god oh my god oh it hurts so bad go get a first aid kit
01:02:22now
01:02:22am i dying it's bleeding so much no you're not gonna die bitch go okay
01:02:31i'm gonna just i'm gonna i'm just gonna lift it up a little bit so the blood jumps down okay
01:02:36i'm gonna turn into a fucking monster i'm gonna start growing hair on my face no no no no you're
01:02:41not i will not let that happen it's gonna be okay don't even think about that right now i can't
01:02:45believe
01:02:45this is happening i've got you i'm gonna take care of you okay we're gonna go to the hospital i
01:02:49just
01:02:49gotta get that old bitch no keys no i can't go to the hospital it's gonna cost too much no
01:02:53fuck money
01:02:53i'm gonna cover it don't worry about it okay okay bitch what the fuck even is this i couldn't find
01:03:02a first aid kit but i found my lavender hand sanitizer spray i really am gonna die i'm sorry
01:03:06i'm gonna have to cut you okay this is gonna sting a bit okay i know i know
01:03:21Nellie
01:03:28what's happening what babe i'm turning oh my god
01:03:40i can save you what do you mean
01:03:58i'm gonna turn into one of them soon i can go out and distract it and you guys can make
01:04:03a run for
01:04:03judith's car no no we can't just leave you everything is gonna be fine okay we just we just need
01:04:10to wait
01:04:11until the sun comes up no you're gonna have to i'm gonna turn into what nikki was soon and you
01:04:18saw
01:04:18what she did to me i can't do that to you no no no no we're not gonna leave you
01:04:23here
01:04:26i'll be okay i can just feel it are you sure yeah i'm gonna be fine i just i just
01:04:34want you two to get out
01:04:35of here we're gonna come back for you
01:04:42give me that pen what why because it can kill werewolves
01:04:47i thought that was garlic that's vampires you dumb bitch
01:04:52okay fine
01:05:01give it
01:05:05i also have colloidal silver spray
01:05:07and we'll use it for healing but
01:05:09i'll take it
01:05:10okay i'm gonna run out there first
01:05:14and then i'm gonna distract them and then you guys make your break for the car got it
01:05:18got it
01:05:20i love you guys
01:05:22i'll be fine don't worry about me
01:05:24okay
01:05:26thank you so much
01:05:42god she's so brave
01:05:54i'm here
01:06:07is this what you want
01:06:12woman get me
01:06:19i'm here hello
01:06:32i'm here come and get me
01:06:36hello
01:06:37hello
01:06:37hello
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01:07:11hello
01:07:24No!
01:07:50I can't move on.
01:07:58No!
01:07:59No!
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01:08:08No!
01:08:09No!
01:08:10No!
01:08:12No!
01:08:13Oh, my God!
01:08:18No! No!
01:08:20No!
01:08:22I'll die you in a fucking...
01:08:30No!
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01:08:46Oh, fuck!
01:08:51No!
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01:09:00The wind!
01:09:03No!
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01:10:27No!
01:10:30No!
01:10:41Oh, my God.
01:11:12Oh, my God.
01:11:32All right, let's go.
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