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Into The Wolf's Jaws - (2026) ✅ FULL EP
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00:00You are pathetic, Gary. Cooking, cleaning. You're not a boyfriend, you're a maid. I need a real man.
00:07Good luck finding a real man who remembers it into your dallergies, Tiffany.
00:14A goddess? Looks more like a lumpy potato to me. Women really used to worship a carb?
00:24What the hell?
00:42Ow, my back. Are you kidding me? What is this? Some extreme feminist cosplay event?
00:49Put the sticks down, ladies. What do women know about wilderness survival anyway?
00:59Hey! Let me go! Are you on steroids?
01:16Too noisy.
01:31Oh, wait, wait, wait!
01:36Let there be light, ladies.
01:44The fire god's messenger has descended!
01:48That's right. Worship the magic thumb.
01:52It's dark witchcraft, an illusion to corrupt us.
01:56Shoot that demon down, now!
02:02Holy crap!
02:07The tribe is freezing. He stays. Keep him alive. We use him to make fire.
02:18Crazy. These chicks are absolutely insane.
02:29The potato goddess? That's my ticket home.
02:38Survive these savage women. Get those pieces and get the hell out of here.
02:44Game on.
02:46Listen, where I come from, men are the alphas.
02:52Women, listen. They cook.
02:55They gently ask for permission.
02:57Shut up.
02:59Whoa! Hey!
03:00Put me down!
03:14You gotta be kidding me.
03:19Look at those tiny arms! Weaker than a newborn calf!
03:24Yeah, laugh it up, you savage Amazons!
03:33Where is the damn restroom? Don't tell me!
03:41I'm gonna freeze my balls off!
03:50Holy crap! Help!
04:02Toxic masculinity gets you killed here.
04:05You want an alpha? Fine.
04:09I'll give you the ultimate house husband.
04:14Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
04:30Let there be light, baby!
04:31Let there be light, baby!
04:31Let there be light, baby!
04:42Envoy of the Fire God!
04:44He brings the sacred flame!
04:47Fools! Stand up!
04:50It's an illusion!
04:52Dark magic from a filthy demon!
04:55Ona! Shoot him!
04:57Pierce his cursed heart!
04:59Now!
04:59Yes, hi, priestess!
05:08Whoa! Hey! Peace! I come in peace!
05:25Ah!
05:26Hey! Watch the hoodie!
05:29The tribe needs the flame for the winter.
05:32Keep this... thing.
05:35We will use him to make fire.
05:42Stay inside, you useless weakling!
05:45Hmm.
05:48It smells like wet dog and depression in here.
06:00Wait!
06:02The potato statue!
06:04That's my ticket home!
06:09Ah!
06:14Take one more step outside and I'll chop your legs off!
06:23Okay, Gary, play nice.
06:25Okay, Gary, play nice.
06:25Survive the cave women, get the pieces, go home.
06:44Make fire, or I'll carve you into pieces right now.
06:47Make fire, or I'll carve you into pieces right now.
06:47There is something nice.
06:58In my world, men give the order.
07:02Women are supposed to beg me gently!
07:23You crazy
07:27Okay, I'm healed
07:31Stop throwing me
07:38Since you won't make a fire, go do the chores
07:48Oh my god
07:51What is that smell?
07:54Did something die in here?
07:56Clean it up
07:58Wait, all of this?
08:00Are you insane?
08:01I'm an art director, not a dung beetle
08:03Finish it before sunset
08:05Or you don't eat
08:20This is an absolute violation of male dignity
08:23Back pride, back in my world
08:25Men run the show
08:27We tell women what to do
08:30Look at those tiny little arms
08:32Thinner than a baby reindeer's leg
08:35He can barely lift a shovel
08:39What a useless piece of trash
08:44I'll show you useless
08:46I bench press occasionally
09:07I just want to go home
09:12God, I'm starving
09:14I'd kill for a cheeseburger
09:16I'd kill for a cheeseburger right now
09:17Not now
09:19Where's the restroom?
09:20Come on, there's got to be an outhouse or something
09:24Excuse me
09:25Toilet?
09:26Restroom?
09:26Where do you guys, you know
09:30Are you kidding me?
09:31Out there?
09:31I'll freeze my junk off
09:41Holy crap
09:45Mommy
09:53Alpha male?
09:55I'm literally just wolf bait here
10:04If acting tough gets me killed
10:06Then screw being tough
10:10It's time to bring out
10:12The ultimate house husband
10:14You filthy outsider
10:15How dare you defile the sacred ground?
10:18Whoa, hold on
10:19I didn't do this
10:21This is a setup
10:22Silence
10:23Punish him
10:2430 blapes
10:24Tear his skin off
10:26With pleasure, High Priestess
10:36Hey, watch the face
10:37Let a professional handle this
10:45Done
10:45Spotless
10:47You could eat off this floor now
10:50You
10:52Witchcraft
10:55Keep an eye on this freak, Una
11:04Playing the macho tough guy here is literally a death sentence
11:07Fine
11:08If brute force won't work
11:10I'll just have to use the ultimate de mech skills I used to hate it
11:13I will survive
11:22Where is the meat?
11:23Where is the meat?
11:23We have nothing left
11:24The blizzards chased the herds away
11:27We caught absolutely nothing
11:30What is that smell?
11:31Smells like a dumpster in July
11:33The winter storage is completely wrong
11:35The winter storage is dead
11:49We're going to starve this winter
11:53Silence
11:54The moon goddess is angry
11:56Our winter supply is cursed
11:59To save the strong, the weak must perish
12:01It is tradition
12:04Exile the wounded
12:05Throw the old men to the icelands
12:07Please, no
12:09We'll freeze to death
12:20Bullshit! Bullshit!
12:22Exile my ass
12:23Those meats can still be saved
12:28The demon speaks
12:30He is blinding you all with his sorcery
12:33Una
12:34Take his head off
12:35Now
12:37With pleasure
12:38Whoa, whoa, wait
12:50Give me one day
12:52Just one day
12:53I swear
12:54I'll make this meat
12:55Last all winter without rotting
12:59Luna!
13:00Let go of the chief, you filth
13:03Hold
13:10You have one day
13:12If this fails
13:13Your head goes on a spike
13:15Deal
13:16Just keep your blade in its seath
13:18Thora
13:19Take your best warriors to the salt lake
13:21I need raw salt
13:22Bags of it, now
13:23Here
13:24What now, magic man?
13:27God, it smells like a dumpster fire in a locker room
13:31Listen up!
13:32Cut away the green, rotten parts and toss them
13:34We only keep the good flesh
13:36Slice them thin and even
13:38Like this
13:39It helps it dry faster
13:41Salt
13:41And wild herbs
13:43The salt draws out moisture
13:45The herbs kill bacteria
13:46It's science, ladies
13:49Witchcraft
13:50Witchcraft
13:50You are poisoning our winter supply
13:52With your filthy trick
13:59What the hell is wrong with you, you crazy bitch?
14:01Are you trying to starve everyone?
14:03I'll cut your tongue out, you pathetic worm
14:13Touch my kitchen again
14:14And you're the next thing I salt
14:37Out of my way, I'm starving!
14:41Please work, please work
14:48She's frozen!
14:49The demon's food is cursed!
14:53If she dies, I will skin you alive
14:55Wait!
14:56Just give her a second
14:57It's just salt
15:00This is incredible
15:03Salty, savory
15:04It's a hundred times better than plain roasted meat
15:08I could eat a whole reindeer of this
15:24The meat is preserved
15:25We will not starve this winter
15:31Hail the fire messenger!
15:34See?
15:34Told you, modern science never lies
15:37You skinny little genius!
15:39Whoa!
15:40Hey!
15:41Put me down!
15:42Woohoo!
15:43The magic management saved us!
15:47Okay, okay
15:48I guess I'm the chef now
15:58Water-boiled jerky again?
15:59My taste buds are literally committing suicide!
16:02I can't take this caveman diet anymore
16:04I need flavor!
16:09Hello!
16:10Gorgeous!
16:11Time to introduce these cave women
16:13To some real flavor
16:25Come get it, ladies!
16:26The Gary special!
16:27Guaranteed to blow your minds!
16:36What sorcery is this?
16:38It smells aggressive
16:40Try it, big girl
16:41If you can handle it
16:47It burns!
16:48It's like swallowing fire!
16:50But I can't stop!
16:51Give me water and more meat!
16:56Welcome to the spicy club, amateurs!
17:03What is this chaos?
17:12Chief, I was just
17:15Wait, Chief!
17:16That's pure chili oil!
17:18You can't just
17:18That will kill you!
17:41Hey!
17:42Hey!
17:43I got you!
17:48Hold on
17:48I know exactly what you need
17:50I know exactly what you need
17:57I know exactly what you need
18:02Drink this
18:02It's ginger and sweet root
18:05It'll warm you up from the inside
18:18A tough chief shouldn't have to fight the cold all by herself
18:23Just rest
18:38Damn, it's freezing
18:48Cover yourself
18:49Don't freeze to death
18:54Who's going to cook for me if you die?
18:56Stay in this haze
18:58You're in between
18:59Spread my mind
19:01Take you in and close
19:05I picked these for you
19:07Ew!
19:10You smell like sour mud
19:12And look at these skinny arms
19:13A real warrior needs a strong man
19:16Not a weakling like you
19:22Look at you
19:23You're just like a nanny
19:24Who only knows how to cook
19:25You have zero masculinity
19:33Not again
19:33I won't let this happen again
19:37Stop crying like a baby
19:39But I can't fight those wild beasts
19:41I'm too weak
19:42Since we can't beat these tigresses with muscles
19:44We'll conquer them with elegance
19:51Skincare is a man's second life
19:53Endure it
20:16By the moon goddess?
20:17Is that alien?
20:20You're coming to my tent tonight gorgeous
20:23Back off!
20:24I saw him first
20:31Gary!
20:32You're a miracle worker
20:33Thank you
20:36Teach us Master Gary
20:38Save our love lives
20:40All right boys
20:41Welcome to Gary's Grooming Master Class
20:43Rule number one
20:45Exfoliation
20:46You gotta treat your skin like a delicate flower
20:48Not a mammoth off tide
20:49Look at those hands
20:50So gentle
20:57Enough
20:59Whoa
21:00Easy chief
21:08Listen up
21:10This man's hands are only for cooking my food and sewing my clothes
21:14Nobody touches him
21:16He is mine to order around
21:25You know what?
21:26Maybe being a domestic god isn't so bad after all
21:36Are you blind?
21:37You call yourself a warrior?
21:38Look at her
21:39The blizzard curse
21:40Keep your dirty snow off the training grill
21:46Hey
21:47Back off
21:48It's just dandruff
21:49Not a curse
21:51Give me ten minutes
21:52I'll cure your little blizzard permanently
21:57Just relax your neck
21:58Think of it as a VIP spa treatment
22:03Spa
22:03What?
22:04It feels
22:05Weirdly good
22:06Focus on the massage
22:08No scratching
22:08Just rubbing
22:26All done
22:27Take a look
22:33By the moon goddess
22:34It's gone
22:35The snow is gone
22:37You saved my life
22:38No one has ever been this kind to me
22:42I owe you
22:43Come with me
22:44I have to tell you a secret
22:45A huge one
22:46Whoa
22:46Slow down
22:47What secret?
22:55Whoa
22:55Easy
22:56What's with the cloak and dagger procedure?
22:58Gary you gotta hear this
22:59I saw something
23:00Bad
23:01What?
23:02Did someone steal my secret chili sauce again?
23:03No
23:04It's High Priestess Morica
23:06A few nights ago
23:07I saw her sneaking around the back mountain
23:09She was burying huge chests of premium pelts in a hidden snow cave
23:13Hoarding winter supplies in secret?
23:16That old witch is embezzling the tribe's public property
23:18This is our trump gone
23:24What are you two whispering about?
23:26Oh hey Una
23:27What a lovely night
23:28Are you plotting against the High Priestess?
23:33Plotting?
23:34No
23:34We were talking about hair
23:36See?
23:37Her hair is a disaster
23:38I'm teaching her the ultimate modern braiding technique
23:41It's called the French braid
23:42Very chic
23:44You think I'm a fool outsider?
23:48Your soft little tricks might amuse the chief
23:50But Morana sees everything
23:52Noted
23:52I'll make sure to offer her a scalp massage next time
23:55Watch your back rat
24:03The old witch is feeling threatened
24:04They're coming for me
24:09That outsider rat
24:10He's infecting our warriors with his soft pathetic tricks
24:14He must die
24:15Say the word High Priestess
24:17I'll slit his throat while he sleeps
24:19Fool
24:19Brenna shields him like a prized pet
24:22If we just kill him
24:23She will tear us apart
24:24We need leverage
24:25A fatal sin
24:27Watch him
24:28Every breath, every step
24:30Find his weakness
24:31Yes High Priestess
24:37Now or never
24:43Just one left
24:44I'm going home
24:52Defiling the gods
24:54You're a dead man
24:57High Priestess
24:58I caught him
24:59He touched the sacred altar
25:00Speak clearly
25:01What did the rat do?
25:03He stole a piece of the mother goddess
25:05He hid it in his clothes
25:10It's the ultimate sin
25:11I'll gather the gods and arrest him for theft right now
25:13Theft?
25:14No, that's too petty
25:15We will give him a grander stage
25:17The moon festival is tomorrow
25:18The whole tribe will be watching
25:20We won't say he stole it
25:22We will tell them he is piecing the idol together
25:24To activate a dark curse and destroy our entire tribe
25:28Let's see if our dear chief can save him from the wrath of the gods
25:35High Priestess, I saw it
25:36The Outsider stole a fragment of the goddess' statue
25:40Blasphemy
25:41The absolute perfect sin
25:43He's dug his own grave
25:45Tomorrow
25:46Tomorrow
25:46He dies
25:55Yes
25:56Just one last core piece
25:58And I'm out of this freezing hell
26:02What are you hiding?
26:05Hiding?
26:05Nothing
26:06Just checking my abs
26:08Winter body prep, you know
26:11Idiot
26:12Don't choke on the bones
26:33Stop the prayers!
26:36The moon goddess is furious
26:38Her wrath descends upon us tonight
26:41Because there is a rat among us
26:44A traitor
26:45Who stole our sacred relic
26:50Whoa, wait
26:51I was just eating my dinner
26:54Seize the monster
26:58Back off, Ona
26:59He's innocent
27:02Move
27:02Or you'll be punished for treason
27:07Hey!
27:09Hands off!
27:10What are you doing?
27:35Brenna
27:36It's not what you think
27:37I just wanted to go home
27:40He used his dark magic to beforege our chief
27:43And weaken our matriarchy
27:44He stole the relic to curse and destroy this entire tribe
27:48By our ancient law
27:49Throw him into the ice dungeon
27:51Tomorrow at dawn
27:52He will be frozen alive as a sacrifice
28:00Wait, it's a misunderstanding
28:01This is just a tool to get me home
28:03I swear
28:04A tool
28:05It's dark magic
28:07He wants to curse us all
28:09Burn the demon
28:11Burn the demon
28:12Step back
28:13He saved our winter meat
28:14Have you forgotten it?
28:16Mora
28:17Are you turning your back on the moon goddess?
28:20Step aside now
28:21Or share the demon's fate
28:25Chief, the goddess demands justice
28:28Make the call
28:32Brenna
28:34You know me
28:36Tell them
28:37I just cooked for you last night
28:57Seize him
29:08Take him
29:18Are you serious?
29:20After everything
29:22The goddess has spoken
29:26I've been waiting for this
29:34Let him go
29:35He saved us
29:37Move it, scum
29:38The ice dungeon is waiting for you
29:51I guess I was blind
29:55You're just as cold and lifeless
29:57As that ugly potato statue
30:00All you care about
30:02Is your damn power
30:09Shut your mouth, witch
30:19Enjoy your final night
30:21You'll be frozen solid by morning
30:41Brenna
30:46It's so cold
30:47Just let it end
30:49Cold
30:50Cold
30:51So cold
30:52So cold
31:00Great
31:01Going to die as a human popsicle
31:06I spent all this time looking for an exit
31:09Alders than eggs
31:10Never treated this place like home
31:26You stupid stubborn tigress
31:29Carrying the whole world on your shoulders
31:44Eat it, skinny boy
31:46Don't freeze to death before dawn
31:52Thora
31:52Thank you
31:54Seriously
32:06She won't let me die
32:08That tough-talking tigress
32:09Is coming for me tonight
32:10I know it
32:23Who-who's there?
32:35Brenna?
32:50Take this
33:00How did you-why?
33:06Get out
33:07Take
33:08The secret tunnel in the back
33:11Go back to your world
33:13The one with
33:14Toilets
33:15And no freezing winters
33:17And never come back
33:31Chuckle softly
33:36You're not afraid of dying
33:38You're afraid of being forgotten
33:45Do it
33:47Go back to your soft world
34:06Are you out of your mind?
34:08Tomorrow morning
34:10Tomorrow morning you're going to be chopped into meat paste
34:12I can't save you
34:25I caught your stubbornness
34:31If I leave
34:32If I leave
34:32Who's going to make you that spicy stew
34:36And who's going to help you teach that old witch a lesson
34:51Now
34:52Now it's our turn to strike back
34:56Look closely
34:57I pieced this together from what Lyra told me
35:00Moranga's been playing you all
35:03The sacrifices for the moon goddess
35:05They didn't go to heaven
35:06She hoarded everything in these hidden snow caves behind the camp
35:10What?
35:11Your winter supplies
35:12My people starved last winter
35:14The elderly froze
35:15And she was stockpiling our food?
35:18I'm going to rip her throat out right now
35:19Whoa
35:20Tiger
35:20Wait
35:21Stop
35:23Let go
35:23Let go of me
35:25She pays with blood tonight
35:26You kill her now in the dark
35:28Her fanatics will say you murdered a holy woman
35:31It's a civil war
35:34We don't just kill her
35:36We destroy her entirely
35:38Tomorrow morning
35:40At my public execution
35:41We strip her of everything in front of the whole tribe
35:46You better survive until morning, modern boy
36:16These are from the Bloodfang tribe
36:18The ones who slaughtered our sisters
36:20Stop
36:21Not in the dark
36:23She sold us out
36:24She traded our lives
36:27If we kill her now
36:28Her followers will riot
36:29We expose her at the altar
36:33In front of everyone
36:52Time to bleed for the moon goddess, freak
36:59You're making a mistake
37:07The moon goddess demands his impure blood
37:16Death to the demon
37:18Right there
37:24Ah
37:25Ah
37:42Chief
37:43What is the meaning of this?
37:48Are you betraying the goddess for this filthy creature?
38:13The only one betraying the goddess
38:16Is you
38:18You greedy, filthy parasite
38:25This blade
38:26It bears the mark of the Bloodfang tribe
38:29They slaughtered our sisters with these
38:31Traitor!
38:32How could she?
38:39Silence, you ignorant fools
38:41These are sacred offerings
38:43Tributes gathered for the moon goddess
38:45To protect us from the winter's wrath
38:54Oh, give it a rest
38:55You old fraud
38:57Your hoarding habit is worse than my modern ex-girlfriend
39:00On a Black Friday shopping spree
39:02Seriously?
39:03Can your moon goddess even wear that many fur coats?
39:05She's gonna sweat to death
39:20Blasphemy!
39:21Kill them!
39:22Kill them all!
39:23Oh no, slaughter these traitors!
39:27For the moon goddess!
39:29Kill them all!
39:31Whoa!
39:33Time out!
39:33Someone untie me first!
39:35You've been pissing me off for months, Ona!
39:40Die, you brute!
39:52My turn
40:12Murphy!
40:14We surrender to the chief!
40:16Good job, Thera
40:18That's one hell of an uppercut
40:26No!
40:28My power!
40:29It's all gone!
40:31Die, you hypocrite!
40:34Get your filthy hands off me!
40:36I am the voice of the moon goddess!
40:39The goddess wants you dead!
40:41Beat her to death right now!
40:43Yeah!
40:51This is for my mother
40:53And for the sisters we lost to your lies
41:07Are you crazy, Gary?
41:09Don't tell me you're trying to save this venomous snake!
41:12Typical weak man
41:13Always crying and showing mercy
41:16Don't dirty your hands, Brenna
41:25A quick death is too much of a luxury for you, old lady
41:29I've got something way better in mind
41:32Something that will break your soul
41:36Death is way too easy for her
41:39She loves hoarding winter supplies so much
41:41Let's follow the oldest rule
41:43Exile her
41:44To the frozen wasteland
41:51No, no, please!
41:53I won't last three nights out there
41:56Have mercy, Chief!
41:58Just kill me!
41:59Ah!
42:02Ah!
42:06Let her live
42:07Let her freeze and panic in the snow every single day
42:10Thinking about her pathetic life
42:12That's way more torturizing than a quick slice
42:24You are so wicked
42:27Learned from the best
42:30I picked it up from you, my fierce Tigress
42:43Execute the exile!
42:44Now!
42:46Keep moving!
42:54Please!
42:55I will freeze to death out there!
43:01Cross this line and I will end you right now
43:09Dig faster, traitor!
43:11You have ten years to go!
43:14You have ten years to go!
43:41Gary!
43:43Gary!
43:44Gary!
43:45Gary!
43:47Gary!
43:47Gary!
43:48Gary!
43:48Gary!
43:53Whoa, Chief, what are you doing?
43:55Hey, slow down!
44:12By our old laws, men don't stay the night.
44:17But listen up!
44:19From today on, this annoying little man is all mine.
44:23Nobody touches him.
44:24Anyone tries to steal him, I break your legs.
44:29Woo-hoo!
44:30Boss claimed her man!
44:37Who's claiming who is highly debatable, you know.
44:57Look at this dump, not even a proper silicone bottle or a decent pacifier.
45:04You're lucky daddy has good hands, kiddo.
45:13Get up, you useless bum.
45:15Stop hiding it in the tent.
45:16Grab your bow.
45:16You're hunting with me.
45:20All right, all right.
45:22Keep your fur on, you crazy tigress.
45:29Now I've got to go, I'm a chef.
45:30Get up.
45:30Let's go.
45:35Let's go.
45:37Let's go.
45:38Amen.
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