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An alien race mistakenly believes an action television series from another planet to be actual news. They plan an invasion to take the powerful medallion possessed by the protagonist.
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00:00:00To be continued...
00:00:32You are mistaken, Evil One, for Chen is here to protect the kind citizens of Planet Nuwa.
00:00:39Chen, not you again.
00:00:41Every time I'm about to destroy this stupid planet, you appear.
00:00:46You're a real party pooper, you know that?
00:00:48True, but only if it's a party of evil.
00:00:51The Goddess Nuwa gave me this magical medallion to my grandfather,
00:00:55making him vow to use its powers to protect her creations.
00:01:00My grandfather passed this medallion down to my father, and he passed it to me.
00:01:05Along with its powers, comes the sacred charge to protect Nuwa from evil.
00:01:10All I want to do is destroy this world and everyone who lives in it.
00:01:14Is that so evil?
00:01:16The extermination of all life?
00:01:18Yeah, that's pretty much like the definition of evil.
00:01:21I'm trying to think of something more evil than that.
00:01:23Honestly, I got nothing. That is terrible. Nothing's coming to mind.
00:01:28Small-minded fool.
00:01:43I'll wipe you off the map!
00:01:51You can't wipe me off the map. Maps are for places.
00:01:54I'm a person? Honestly, don't they teach you anything at evil school?
00:02:02God! I'll get you next time, Chen!
00:02:07The great Chen!
00:02:08Our hero!
00:02:09Thank you, Chen!
00:02:11Our hero!
00:02:12Marry me!
00:02:13Thank you, Chen!
00:02:14Hey, I'm just happy to help!
00:02:15Thanks for tuning in once again for the adventures of Chen, based on actual historical events.
00:02:21Don't miss next week as Chen faces the malevolent forces of the Swamp Beast King!
00:02:28And people of Nuwa!
00:02:31I will be here for you!
00:02:34Uh...
00:02:35Cut!
00:02:38Was that one good?
00:02:39Nice!
00:02:40Bandy!
00:02:41Really?
00:02:42But why don't we do just a few more?
00:02:44Just for safety.
00:02:48Take 14.
00:02:50Pepe of Nuwa.
00:02:52Ah, I said Pepe.
00:02:54Take 27.
00:02:56People of Nuwa, forever will I be with you, to protect you here.
00:03:01Take 29.
00:03:03People of Nuwa, I will be here to protect you.
00:03:12Forever.
00:03:14Forever!
00:03:15Marvelous!
00:03:16That's a wrap.
00:03:18Hey, how are my scenes?
00:03:20It took 29 takes, which is, uh, better than 30 takes.
00:03:23Can't believe he remembered.
00:03:25That guy's such a joke.
00:03:27Why do people like this show so much?
00:03:32Bud, you are doing so well.
00:03:34Yeah, you know, it's the 10th season, so I've pretty much got this on lock.
00:03:38So locked in, bud!
00:03:39Hey, Duke, as a writer, would it be too much to ask for a little depth for me?
00:03:44Depth?
00:03:44What are you talking about?
00:03:45My scripts are so deep, lava could come out!
00:03:48I mean, seriously, this line?
00:03:50I'm going to destroy the entire planet.
00:03:52Ha ha ha.
00:03:54I mean, how can I say that?
00:03:55Who says that?
00:03:56Someone who's going to destroy a planet says that?
00:03:59Like, muah ha ha ha!
00:04:01Muah ha ha ha ha!
00:04:03Oh, sorry.
00:04:04Wow.
00:04:05That was great the way you did that, Duke.
00:04:08Bud, I liked your ha ha ha, too, Bruno.
00:04:12Either way.
00:04:13Either way?
00:04:14You mean, what you'd really prefer is,
00:04:16I'm going to destroy this entire planet.
00:04:19Muah ha ha ha ha ha!
00:04:22That was, yeah, fantastic.
00:04:26Fine.
00:04:27Just one problem.
00:04:28No villain anywhere would ever say that.
00:04:32I'm going to destroy this entire planet!
00:04:35Muah ha ha!
00:04:37Hey, hey, hey, whoa!
00:04:39I never get tired of hearing you say that.
00:04:41And that laugh, it gets better and better.
00:04:43The laugh is 90% of the job, son.
00:04:46You try it.
00:04:48Muah ha ha ha ha!
00:04:50Now try like this.
00:04:51Muah ha ha ha!
00:04:52Wait.
00:04:53Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, there.
00:04:55Muah ha ha ha!
00:04:57Not enough bass, go lower.
00:04:59Like this.
00:05:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I miss good.
00:05:02Um, sir?
00:05:03Not now, Samra.
00:05:04But I thought you'd like to know.
00:05:05I said not now!
00:05:06As your treasurer, sir, I have to point out that this excursion has cost you far more than we can
00:05:12possibly gain by annexing this tiny planet into the Trexorian Empire.
00:05:16Well then, as treasurer, what do you think would be a better use of our resources?
00:05:21Uh, well, there's any number of uprisings in the core system that could cause...
00:05:26The uprisings are boring.
00:05:28They're always over too fast.
00:05:30Yeah, dude, come on.
00:05:31Rise up, put down, rise up, put down.
00:05:33Where's the point in that?
00:05:34Where's the muah ha ha ha?
00:05:37I have needs, Samraat.
00:05:39I have to explore new worlds to reach untouched, uncharted civilizations.
00:05:44I understand.
00:05:45But if some of these quests of yours could help the Empire's bottom line, we could make several improvements.
00:05:52Speaking of improvements, I'm just not sure my title as king is, you know, big enough.
00:05:57It's not awful.
00:05:58King's okay.
00:05:59I just feel like we can go bigger, you know.
00:06:01What about Ape Supreme?
00:06:03I'm singing.
00:06:05Beloved leader, president of Prime Minister Karol, the great Grand Fuva.
00:06:10Esquire.
00:06:11Your Highness, we really should move out.
00:06:13What's the rush?
00:06:14Well, sire, we've mined the planet down to an empty shell.
00:06:18Any minute now, it'll implode.
00:06:22Final lesson, son.
00:06:24Always leave the planet before you destroy it.
00:06:27Don't fret, my boy.
00:06:28There are still plenty of other worlds out there to destroy.
00:06:36So I say the Tump Cat Cruise.
00:06:38You know, maybe it wasn't so much the jumping on the couch that upset Orca Winfrey.
00:06:43Maybe it was the fact she had to buy a new one after her claws tore it up.
00:06:47Bruh!
00:06:48That story's getting so old.
00:06:51Ah, so what?
00:06:53I tell it so well.
00:06:54Oh, yeah.
00:06:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:55Yeah, totally.
00:06:56Loved it.
00:07:15I deserve better than this.
00:07:17Get me an indie film.
00:07:19A commercial.
00:07:20And here comes Chuckles.
00:07:22Yes, that was who you think it was.
00:07:24That's my point.
00:07:25So stop talking to me and make some calls.
00:07:31A little prestige?
00:07:32Is that too much to ask?
00:07:34Penny, I have some tiny script notes.
00:07:37Hey, we can give notes.
00:07:40Yeah, well, I've got a note for you.
00:07:41Stick to the script.
00:07:46He said I was going to implode.
00:07:48Just kind of deflated.
00:07:50We could blow up that planet.
00:07:51Which one?
00:07:55Zeptoon, eh?
00:07:56What's wrong?
00:07:57You love blowing a planet.
00:07:58I'm just not in the mood.
00:08:00I mean, the death ray is already charged.
00:08:07To blazes with it.
00:08:09Fire!
00:08:19Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:08:21Wee-haw!
00:08:22That was okay, I guess.
00:08:24Okay?
00:08:24I mean, the explosion was nice.
00:08:26But there's no people to oppress.
00:08:28No civilizations to destroy it.
00:08:30It's not personal.
00:08:32You know?
00:08:32I mean, when I destroy a celestial body, I prefer to be teeming with life first.
00:08:38Of course, then, that slimy little bean counter would gripe that I'm wasting more Imperial resources.
00:08:43Where is that dimwit, anyway?
00:08:45Sorry, your highness. You wanted something?
00:08:48Why, when I was a young Trixorian, no one could command more respect than my father, the great Zazo.
00:08:54The old man smashed me with a Crolax so many times, I'm surprised I have any brain cells left.
00:08:59Why, ever since I was just a royal sprat, I've been just gaga for excessive violence.
00:09:09Anyway, Samurad, here's the thing. We need another planet to destroy you.
00:09:14But, sire, the budget, we just talked about this.
00:09:16I know, but look at my kid over there. How many trips like this are we going to have together?
00:09:21They don't stay innocent forever.
00:09:25You're right, sir. He is adorable.
00:09:31Get it up! Get it up!
00:09:33Get it up! Get it up!
00:09:35Look it up, you're my pride, as you are.
00:09:37After all, you're my only son.
00:09:40Surely, your majesty has not forgotten that he has another son?
00:09:43There's also your eldest, Crusher.
00:09:46How did we get here, Samurad?
00:09:48You tried to bring up kids with good values.
00:09:50Destroying planets. Burning them to the ground.
00:09:53The basics.
00:09:53And then your firstborn son, what does he do?
00:09:56He goes off and joins the Galactic Peace Foundation.
00:10:00Where did I go wrong?
00:10:01It could be just a phase, your majesty.
00:10:03Shit, that boy's burned up every second chance I've ever given him.
00:10:08Ugh.
00:10:09Find me a planet, Samurad. Any planet.
00:10:12Just as long as we get to destroy it.
00:10:16I was at the top of my class at the Nua Academy of Dramatic Arts.
00:10:21They said I possessed a singular talent.
00:10:25Oh, I know all about your singular talents.
00:10:28Well, right now it's being squandered.
00:10:31Five years acting with a cut-rate panda that can't even remember his lines.
00:10:36What is it you want from me?
00:10:38How do I keep you on the show?
00:10:40I'm tired of playing the villain.
00:10:43I want to be the hero.
00:10:46What?
00:10:46Oh, that's ridiculous.
00:10:49Who's Pandy supposed to fight if...
00:10:51Fine, then.
00:10:52I quit.
00:10:53Bruno, wait.
00:10:54Don't you know you're the most nuanced villain on screen right now?
00:10:59Nuanced?
00:11:00Why do you think people keep tuning in?
00:11:03Certainly not for Pandy.
00:11:04I mean, not just for Pandy.
00:11:07Come to the premiere tonight.
00:11:08Watch how the fans react and tell me I'm wrong.
00:11:12Well, yes.
00:11:13This is worth investigating.
00:11:15You owe it to yourself.
00:11:16As a true vessel of the dramatic arts.
00:11:20Ugh.
00:11:21Finally.
00:11:24You're really something, Pandy.
00:11:26Are you okay?
00:11:27Sorry.
00:11:28Bruno's not the only one with a case of hero envy.
00:11:31What do you mean?
00:11:33Look at them all.
00:11:34Real heroes.
00:11:36Actual legends.
00:11:38Then there's me.
00:11:40The great pretender.
00:11:48Pandy, you know your dad left all of this for you.
00:11:51What's your point?
00:11:52That he knew what he was doing when he set all this up.
00:11:55You make millions of people happy.
00:11:58That's not nothing.
00:11:59And you're good.
00:12:02You really think dad wanted me to mooch off family fame and play act like a hero?
00:12:07He was a hero.
00:12:09And granddad before him.
00:12:11And great grandma before that.
00:12:12It's not like that.
00:12:14I know he was very proud of you.
00:12:17And you remind me so much of him.
00:12:20How?
00:12:20Well, you're quick on your feet.
00:12:22You understand people.
00:12:24You get them here.
00:12:26That's the real talent.
00:12:28I always wanted to be like him.
00:12:30You're getting darn close.
00:12:33What did you guys say to Bruno?
00:12:35Like, did you give him a spin-off or something?
00:12:38Because, man, I have not seen anybody that happy since we were renewed for our second...
00:12:44Did I interrupt?
00:12:46Nothing that can't wait.
00:12:48Come on, Pandy.
00:12:49Let's go help Duke get started on the next episode.
00:12:51Pandy, there's something I want to...
00:12:57You're watching NMZ, newest prime channel for entertainment news.
00:13:02I'm Sylvester, here to update you on all the scandal you can handle.
00:13:08We're here at the Pandy Generation's 10th season premiere,
00:13:12with a slippery tip about the show almost losing its main villain.
00:13:17Look at them.
00:13:18This is it.
00:13:19This is the night.
00:13:20They really like me.
00:13:22Us.
00:13:22They like us.
00:13:24This is really exciting.
00:13:27Sure is.
00:13:28What?
00:13:28I've done this like one or two dozen times before, at least.
00:13:33Could you let them enjoy the night?
00:13:35Fine.
00:13:36I was just wondering what kind of candy you would like, Bruno.
00:13:42Oh, I don't do any processed sugars.
00:13:46So, maybe just some sugar-free gum?
00:13:49Sugar-free gum.
00:13:50Yep.
00:13:52Real life for the party, right?
00:13:56You guys are the best.
00:13:59The fans like me.
00:14:00They like us.
00:14:02I'd like to breathe.
00:14:11It's bad.
00:14:16It's bad.
00:14:22No, I don't care.
00:14:23Get out.
00:14:24I lied.
00:14:27I don't care.
00:14:28I don't care.
00:14:32I think I won't show you.
00:14:39Of course they love him. He's got the perfect foil. And your villain. Complicated. Complex.
00:14:46The multidimensional heavy without whom there'd be...
00:14:51Nothing?
00:14:52Yeah, so we're not exactly what you would call stars. Don't worry. You get used to it.
00:15:07How would you address all the haters that say you're losing too much weight?
00:15:11Lost weight. Oh, I'm still in shape. As long as you count round as a shape. See? My shirt still
00:15:18doesn't even cover my tummy.
00:15:20Any truth to the rumor the show might end after this season?
00:15:23Ah, it's up to the fans, not me. If they want more episodes, I'm happy to give it to them.
00:15:46Did you see?
00:15:47Almost like someone knew you were gonna be here.
00:15:50You guys, set that up?
00:16:07How was the ride over?
00:16:08Great! Nothing more I love than a limo.
00:16:13Oh, it's cool. Sit. No big deal. I'll find a spot.
00:16:22Ladies and... Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all so much.
00:16:27I hope you enjoy our screening tonight. And please remember to switch off your phones.
00:16:32What? Freedom of the press, people.
00:16:36And now, if you please, a warm round of applause for our star, Bandy.
00:16:42Thank you so much for being here tonight. I know my father would be pleased to see so many smiling
00:16:48faces if he were still here with us.
00:16:50However, I do feel the spirit of innovation for entertainment is here with us.
00:16:55Which is why our studio recently launched 10 brand new high-powered satellites to ensure uninterrupted signals across our entire
00:17:03television broadcast.
00:17:04And tonight is the first time they all go live.
00:17:12From what I've been told, these bad boys are so strong, they can send a signal across the whole galaxy.
00:17:19Isn't it true that you're going to fire Bruno before the season ends?
00:17:24Uh, I don't know where you would have heard that. Things are going well on the set.
00:17:28If you don't believe me, ask Bruno.
00:17:37Hey, watch it. Let me go. I have a press pass.
00:17:48Alrighty. Let's fire the signal and get this bad boy started.
00:17:56People of Newark! I will be here for you forever!
00:18:02Ha ha! Man, they are so great!
00:18:05Such awesome heroics!
00:18:07Their news broadcasts are so moving!
00:18:09Why doesn't our news have a soundtrack like Bandy does?
00:18:14You know, this planet shows the news every day.
00:18:17And yet for months at a time, we hear nothing new from your Bandy.
00:18:23Eh, almost as if he takes the entire summer off.
00:18:27We just don't get all their broadcasts, is all. Our reception is terrible out here.
00:18:31I shudder to think what would happen if your father ever caught wind of Bandy's power or his medallion.
00:18:36Well, I guess it's not all bad having to travel to the furthest edge of the Empire just to watch
00:18:42Bandy's or Ox.
00:18:44The father would stop at nothing to get his mitts on that medallion.
00:18:50We better hurry to plant Le Huyo before your father gets done with it.
00:18:54Oh, that's right. The fire off the entrance. We'll be back next week.
00:19:00Aye, aye, sir.
00:19:15Oh, Dad's been busy, I see.
00:19:19An incoming transmission? From Bandy?
00:19:23What?
00:19:24Here?
00:19:31Oh, no. It's their news.
00:19:33That's crazy. What are they doing broadcasting it out here?
00:19:37Sir, if we can get the transmission out here, doesn't that mean...
00:19:41Trexor can get it, too.
00:19:42And once the old man sees there's a strong force for good in the universe...
00:19:47He'd stop at nothing to crush it.
00:19:49We have to warn that planet.
00:19:52Every second counts.
00:19:53Course is set, Captain.
00:19:55Maximum thrust. Punch it.
00:20:03Your Highness, your mother, the Queen, insists that you pick up some yamru milk on your way back.
00:20:07I'm King of the Known Galaxy. I refuse to kowtow to her demands like some Zagnarian lapdog.
00:20:14Ask if she wants 2% or skim.
00:20:17I'm getting a strange signal.
00:20:19Put her on screen.
00:20:25Make sure my son's not watching.
00:20:27Unsubscribe to the channel at once.
00:20:29Turn it off.
00:20:33Wait.
00:20:35What is that?
00:20:36Unknown, sir.
00:20:37The signal is coming to us from outside Trexorian space.
00:20:41Who's that?
00:20:42Computer says it's a species known as...
00:20:44Panda?
00:20:45That doughy thing is supposed to be their protector?
00:20:47Locate the source of that signal and set course at once.
00:20:50I'm unable to get any kind of reading on the object you asked about, sire.
00:20:54Silence!
00:20:54I don't care about energy readings.
00:20:56Just look at it.
00:20:58It's beautiful.
00:20:59It must be mine.
00:21:01I'm not sure we can afford to undertake a new campaign, sire.
00:21:04I mean...
00:21:05You know how the Queen gets when you go overspending.
00:21:09Don't you worry about that.
00:21:10When she sees the jewelry I'm bringing back, our budget will be the last thing on her mind.
00:21:14Patch me in so I can introduce myself to this Pandy.
00:21:19You'll never stop me, Pandy.
00:21:23Really?
00:21:24What's going to make this time so different?
00:21:26This time, I've set up bombs in a dozen major capital buildings.
00:21:30I've hung a busload of orphans off the Main Street Bridge.
00:21:33Oh, and that girl you met last week, I've tied her to the train tracks.
00:21:39You fiend!
00:21:40Yes, I'm fiendish and evil, but I'm also complex and have a most compelling backstory.
00:21:47Another time.
00:21:48Right now, I have to go save the day.
00:21:51What does that mean?
00:21:53He pressed the button!
00:21:54Was this supposed to happen?
00:21:56I don't remember shooting this.
00:21:59Relax, everyone.
00:22:00It's just a slight technical problem.
00:22:02We'll have it all fixed in a minute.
00:22:04Who's in the life form they call Pandy?
00:22:07Uh, down here?
00:22:08You're not like a really enthused fan, are you?
00:22:12I'm King Kara the Destroyer, ruler, tyrant, and all-around big chiefs from the Drexorian Empire.
00:22:18Is this a press stunt?
00:22:19Uh, hi.
00:22:21This is my producer, Penny.
00:22:24I've traveled the galaxy to find you.
00:22:26I was greatly impressed by your explosive powers.
00:22:29Thanks.
00:22:30I get that a lot.
00:22:32But you know, really, it's a team effort.
00:22:34And modest, too.
00:22:35Slaying you will be an honor I intend to savor.
00:22:38No, seriously.
00:22:39The honor's all...
00:22:41Slay me?
00:22:43A fair fight to the death, of course.
00:22:45But you'll lose.
00:22:47To be honest, I never fight fair.
00:22:48Now, hold on.
00:22:49I think there's something you're not getting.
00:22:51You realize that this is just a show, right?
00:22:55It's all made up, you know, entertainment.
00:22:58I'm not a fighter.
00:22:59I'm an actor.
00:23:00Silence!
00:23:01I will not be mocked by lesser beings such as you.
00:23:04My flagship is in high orbit.
00:23:06My troops are descending even as we speak.
00:23:09Prepare for battle.
00:23:11Your show is about to be preempted.
00:23:13Oh, yes!
00:23:16Got them good with that last line.
00:23:18Did you hear?
00:23:19They were calling you to show, so I said,
00:23:21Hey, your show's getting preempted.
00:23:23I think preempted is just temporarily interrupted.
00:23:26He's right, Dad.
00:23:28If you wanted to say the show's ending permanently,
00:23:29you should have been like,
00:23:30I'm canceling you!
00:23:32Or, I'm pulling the plug!
00:23:34Are you sure?
00:23:35In that case, what I said was lame.
00:23:38Okay, fine.
00:23:39Reconnect me and I'll work the plug-pulling line in.
00:23:41I'm afraid you...
00:23:43You never gave the order to disconnect, Your Majesty.
00:23:46What are you saying?
00:23:47We're still connected.
00:23:49They're hearing everything we say.
00:23:58I swear to Nua, I didn't write that.
00:24:23I swear to Nua, I swear to Nua, I swear to Nua.
00:24:41Nua!
00:25:00Excuse me!
00:25:02Uh, excuse me!
00:25:04Do you...
00:25:07No, no, no, it's all right.
00:25:09We're not...
00:25:15I don't get it, aren't the translators working?
00:25:18Please, can you tell us where Pandy is?
00:25:21Hang on, Crusher, I think yours got switched off.
00:25:24Oh, we need Pandy's help fast. Where can he be?
00:25:27Bundy, did you just say you need his help?
00:25:32Listen to me. You hear me in your native language, right?
00:25:35Just wait and listen! We're not part of this thing.
00:25:39We're trying to help!
00:25:49Stun them. They'll be their lovable evil selves in a few minutes.
00:25:52In the meantime, we need you to help us find Pandy.
00:25:59Hey, little brother. How's Dad?
00:26:02Oh, he's great. I'm his favorite now.
00:26:04We laugh together all the time. Turns out laughing is like 90% of the job.
00:26:09I'm so sorry I couldn't have been there, Martin.
00:26:12But I'm here now, and I'm gonna stop Dad.
00:26:15You're not gonna stop him.
00:26:17I'm gonna find Pandy, Dad's gonna get him,
00:26:19and we're bringing his medallion back to grandma.
00:26:33Okay, come on.
00:26:43Your lasers can be reflective.
00:27:09Not so fast.
00:27:12Panty?
00:27:13Go!
00:27:13But...
00:27:13I said go!
00:27:14It's me they want, not you guys.
00:27:17They don't seem that very good aim.
00:27:18Get out while the gettons good.
00:27:20But you love limos.
00:27:21There's no time!
00:27:22Go!
00:27:41Oh, come on, bastards.
00:27:48Candy?
00:27:49Candy?
00:27:50Candy!
00:27:53Get away from me!
00:27:55Oh, for the love of...
00:27:57I'm not with them!
00:28:00I'm not here to...
00:28:06Why didn't you use the amulet?
00:28:08I keep telling you guys, it's not real.
00:28:10It's a TV show!
00:28:13Brother!
00:28:14Betrayer!
00:28:18We gotta get you out of here!
00:28:23I can't believe it.
00:28:25This is the worst season premiere!
00:28:28Uh, driver, why are you stopping?
00:28:31The freeway's down.
00:28:32What?
00:28:32You mean the whole freeway's closed?
00:28:34More like the entire freeway's down.
00:28:39Take us back the other way.
00:28:44Let me go!
00:28:45You're one of the aliens!
00:28:46I'm a good alien!
00:28:49But my friends!
00:28:51You're the one King Kharon wants to kill, remember?
00:28:54You remember?
00:29:09Hurry!
00:29:10Hide!
00:29:10Please!
00:29:11Where?
00:29:12Where?
00:29:34Didn't I tell you to stay hidden?
00:29:36Forget you, ape. I'm leaving.
00:30:10I'm leaving.
00:30:12I'm leaving.
00:30:28My crew!
00:30:32This is incredible!
00:30:39It takes a while to get your space lights, kid.
00:30:42There's a 50-50 chance I might puke in the next five minutes.
00:30:46That's fine.
00:30:47There's only a 50-50 chance we'll survive the next five minutes.
00:30:52Target that cruiser!
00:30:53Take down my brother's cruiser at once!
00:30:55Take it down now!
00:30:59That didn't take long, huh?
00:31:01Shots are triple!
00:31:03Don't destroy them!
00:31:07It's decent maneuvers!
00:31:23We're hit!
00:31:25Some more down.
00:31:31Now!
00:31:35Now!
00:31:37Let's go!
00:31:55Hang on, everyone!
00:32:02He's my brother
00:32:04Weapons ready
00:32:07Initiate protocol
00:32:09RPS
00:32:25Give me
00:32:43Blaster up ahead
00:32:45Initiate protocol CB8
00:32:47Copy that
00:33:29Remember hit
00:33:31Oh God
00:33:32Bad
00:34:01Bad
00:34:09Damage report
00:34:10Uh
00:34:14Everything
00:34:17Roland confirms it sir
00:34:18The ship's a complete loss
00:34:22So it's totaled
00:34:23Well we just called the insurance company
00:34:25And phoned for a limo right
00:34:27Could go for a jacuzzi
00:34:29You know
00:34:30That would have been a dynamite chance
00:34:33To help us out with that medallion of yours
00:34:36You could have shielded the ship
00:34:39You could have swatted those ships out of the sky
00:34:41How many times does it tell you people
00:34:43It's a TV show
00:34:52I mean
00:34:53I'm a veritable fountain of ideas in the writer's room
00:34:56But this is the real thing
00:34:58What do we do?
00:34:59I don't know
00:35:00Our best friend
00:35:01Is out there somewhere
00:35:02Did you try giving him a call?
00:35:05Hey there
00:35:06Hey
00:35:06You've reached Pandy of Pandy Generations
00:35:09I'm away from
00:35:10Thanks voicemail
00:35:10Which he hasn't changed since season three
00:35:13Can we officially panic now?
00:35:15Oh that idiot
00:35:16What could he
00:35:22Right
00:35:23We have to go find him
00:35:25Go?
00:35:25You mean go
00:35:28Outside?
00:35:29We have to
00:35:30Don't worry
00:35:31We're in plenty of actual danger
00:35:33So there will be chances for all of your panic monologues along the way
00:35:39I wish Pandy's father were here
00:35:41He'd know what to do
00:35:43Pandy's father?
00:35:44Yeah
00:35:45He'd have a plan
00:35:46He built all this
00:35:47He had a plan for everything
00:35:50Now we're in actual danger
00:35:52And all we've got is one missing superstar
00:35:54And
00:36:05My child
00:36:06If you're reading this
00:36:08Then the worst has happened
00:36:10And the medallion's power is needed again
00:36:13The medallion is tuned to our bloodline
00:36:16But it can be used by others
00:36:19Do not let it fall into the wrong hands
00:36:25It's power will need time to awaken
00:36:28Keep it safe
00:36:29Oh my Nuwa
00:36:31The legends are true
00:36:33Wait
00:36:34You're telling me that all the stories about Chen's adventures
00:36:38And Pandy's ancestors
00:36:45I don't think they're just stories
00:36:48I think we follow it where it wants us to go
00:36:51We find Pandy
00:36:53So we can save Nuwa
00:36:55Well, let's go
00:37:06Where the heck have you taken me?
00:37:08Well, I don't know
00:37:09How would I know?
00:37:10It's your planet
00:37:11Don't talk to me like that
00:37:12You're the ones who abducted me
00:37:14We saved your life, you big ungrateful bear
00:37:17So you expect me to believe that the exact same time
00:37:20That this huge swarm of alien evaders arrive
00:37:23A foursome of good aliens show up to help?
00:37:27Yes!
00:37:28We came to stop my father
00:37:31What?
00:37:32Your father?
00:37:33Your dad is leading the invasion?
00:37:35Meet Prince Crusher
00:37:36Deposed son of King Karath
00:37:38Deposed?
00:37:40Well, she's exaggerating
00:37:42My dad is family
00:37:44I just don't support what he does
00:37:48Yikes
00:37:49I bet family reunions are a barrel of laughs
00:37:52Feeling all right, Pandy?
00:37:54Sorry, you just look so different
00:37:56You look like a gorilla that fell into a vat of grape juice
00:37:59So, to us, you look like a overfed Glasnark
00:38:06It's true, you do
00:38:07Indeed, your appearance would be quite comical on Trexor Prime
00:38:11So, we're not on Trexor Prime, are we?
00:38:14No, we just look different
00:38:16I'm saying when we get back to civilization, folks might think you're with the bad guys
00:38:21Take it the wrong way
00:38:22We crashed from over there, so let's get a move on
00:38:25Father's not wasting any time
00:38:28Neither can we
00:38:37A waste of villain and dramatic acts
00:38:41He's tied up all the distress dancers on the train tracks
00:38:46When it tries out for the hero
00:38:49They never call him back
00:38:51Cause he's just
00:38:51Way too good
00:38:55Way too good at being
00:38:59Way too good at being
00:39:02Back
00:39:12I'm looking for a bear
00:39:13Pandy
00:39:15Recognize this life form?
00:39:16It's hard to tell
00:39:18It's a black and white photo
00:39:19It's a color photo, but it's a black and white bear
00:39:23In exchange for information leading to a successful capture
00:39:26I would gladly grant your freedom
00:39:28Uh, excuse me
00:39:29Down here
00:39:30I, uh, don't know where Pandy is, but I do know someone who might
00:39:35You look familiar
00:39:36No, I know, I know
00:39:37I give that a lot
00:39:39I'm in entertainment
00:39:41Various roles
00:39:43You're... you're that?
00:39:45No, seriously, no point straining yourself to remember
00:39:47I-I-I just
00:39:48You set up bombs
00:39:49Suspended a whole bus of children from a bridge
00:39:52Guards, remove this prisoner
00:39:53No, no, please
00:39:55Silence
00:39:55I need to set an example before my subjects
00:39:58So this will never happen again
00:40:00Oh, good news
00:40:01No
00:40:01I want an immediate plout
00:40:03Of whoever it was that put this fellow simian behind bars
00:40:07While failing to recognize this evil genius
00:40:10This is no ordinary ape
00:40:12This is Bruno
00:40:13Arch enemy of Pandy
00:40:15And future Cole ruler of this entire trivial planet
00:40:18Along with Trexor
00:40:20If you're available
00:40:21So, let me get this straight
00:40:23You want me to betray my co-star of five years
00:40:27In exchange for power, respect, and prestige?
00:40:32Yes
00:40:37I'm your man
00:41:01What happened?
00:41:02I-I don't know
00:41:03It just stopped
00:41:06The note said it would need time to recharge
00:41:13Look, if it's not working anymore
00:41:16We might as well rest
00:41:18Let's head back to the office
00:41:19It's gotta be almost dawn anyway
00:41:26Penny
00:41:27Morning, Duke
00:41:28How'd you sleep?
00:41:30Oh, just fine
00:41:31Yeah
00:41:32Me too
00:41:33I have a thousand dollar mattress at home
00:41:36But this was honestly some of the best
00:41:42This is just a bad dream
00:41:44That's all it is
00:41:45I'm gonna pass back out
00:41:47And wake up in my thousand dollar bed
00:41:48Looking forward to another twelve hour day at the studio
00:41:52Oh
00:41:54A sleeping mask
00:41:55How kind of you
00:41:56It's a blindfold, Penny
00:41:57They're taking us somewhere else
00:41:59So just put it on
00:42:00Okay
00:42:13Now this is a great tune
00:42:16Squirrely Mendez and Brazil Mat 66
00:42:19Quality Massa Nova
00:42:22Look, I'm just trying to upgrade everyone's music taste
00:42:29Duke?
00:42:30Is that you?
00:42:31And Penny?
00:42:33How?
00:42:34Take off those blindfolds
00:42:35Bruno!
00:42:37I just realized how awkward this is
00:42:39Considering how much trash you talked to my script
00:42:41And then there was this rumor about you getting fired from the show
00:42:45It's okay
00:42:45I'm completely over it
00:42:47Good
00:42:47Because I was still wondering what the exact problem was that you had with my writing
00:42:52Hey, we've worked together for almost ten years
00:42:55Bruno is family
00:42:58Yeah
00:42:59Family
00:43:07It is crazy hot
00:43:14Wow, what was that?
00:43:16We all have our own special abilities
00:43:20Glider's got a fire in her belly
00:43:23Do you have to use the word belly?
00:43:25You're like superheroes
00:43:27You're the real thing
00:43:28He's just like you, Crusher
00:43:29Please
00:43:30Wait, wait
00:43:31Blaster, what can you do?
00:43:33Water blasts?
00:43:34Laser blasts?
00:43:35Wait, wait
00:43:36Communication with the deep ones, right?
00:43:39Okay, I can take a hint
00:43:41So what's the plan?
00:43:42How are we going to fight your father?
00:43:44That is not our priority right now
00:43:47What's our priority?
00:43:50Surviving
00:43:59This is most tiresome
00:44:02Right?
00:44:02And all this sand?
00:44:04It gets everywhere
00:44:05Say, Rollins
00:44:07What's your secret?
00:44:12Right
00:44:12Me too
00:44:19Hey, Glider
00:44:20Can you fly up and see how far we have to go?
00:44:23Now that
00:44:24That gives me an idea
00:44:27Rollins
00:44:27Can you fly up and see how far we have to go?
00:44:38What?
00:44:39No sign of anything?
00:44:40It's impossible
00:44:41Nothing in the distance?
00:44:43Let me fly up
00:44:44Be my guest
00:44:46I mean, fly me up
00:44:47For on my planet
00:44:49I should be able to recognize something
00:44:51I hope
00:45:00You're one strong bug
00:45:04Rollins is a Psythex
00:45:05Don't be rude
00:45:08Sorry?
00:45:14Uh, Bruno?
00:45:16Oh, yeah
00:45:17So, as I made my way through the city under attack
00:45:20I found myself looking for a way to fight back
00:45:23A resistance
00:45:24This is my team
00:45:27Okay
00:45:27Granted, there's not much to look at right now
00:45:38What have you two been up to?
00:45:40We're looking for Pandy
00:45:41Is that a prop?
00:45:42Say hello to the genuine article
00:45:45Chen's Medallion
00:45:46That thing that's been collecting dust in your office for years?
00:45:49Yes
00:45:50And right now
00:45:51We think it's trying to lead us back to Pandy
00:45:53It can't fall into the wrong hands
00:45:56No, it absolutely can't
00:45:58What are we waiting for?
00:46:09Yeah, you know
00:46:09Uh, this reminds me of that season two episode
00:46:12Where Pandy loses the medallion and winds up lost in the jungle
00:46:14So his friends have to use the medallion to find him again
00:46:18I remember
00:46:19I remember
00:46:20Life imitating art
00:46:20Well, put, sir, Bruno
00:46:22Any idea what else this thing can do?
00:46:25It didn't exactly come with an instruction manual
00:46:28It's supposed to be tuned
00:46:30To Pandy
00:46:32Whatever that means
00:46:33But anyone can still use it
00:46:35Otherwise, why can't it fall into the wrong hands?
00:46:38You're probably right
00:46:39We don't know how it works
00:46:41May I?
00:46:43Sure
00:46:47That's really something
00:46:50Right?
00:46:51Feels like you're holding a live wire
00:46:53Stubborn thing, isn't it?
00:46:59Surrender now
00:47:00Or be destroyed
00:47:01Duke, no!
00:47:03Hey, I've got a career to think about
00:47:05They probably have TV shows I could audition for
00:47:08Nobody's surrendering anything
00:47:10Very well
00:47:11We don't need you to be alive
00:47:13To take the medallion from him
00:47:14Fire!
00:47:17More powerful than I thought
00:47:19Fortunately, I got an inside man
00:47:26These things are worse than studio executives
00:47:29Get them off me!
00:47:44Retreat!
00:47:45Retreat!
00:47:46They were...
00:47:47They were...
00:47:48Aliens?
00:47:48In disguise?
00:47:51Those...
00:47:51Sneaky rats
00:47:56See anything, Pandy?
00:47:58Yeah, there's all kinds of stuff
00:47:59There's an abandoned car
00:48:01Some kind of dead, decaying body
00:48:04I feel better already
00:48:05Give them a minute
00:48:06Oh, wow
00:48:07Vultures are eating it
00:48:09Anything else?
00:48:10It's Pandy
00:48:12Well...
00:48:13Sand
00:48:14We're so dead
00:48:18Oh, wait
00:48:19I know where we are
00:48:20The windy, spinny things
00:48:23We're out here shooting an episode
00:48:25The freeway's right over that hill
00:48:27I can't see it, but I'm sure of it
00:48:29It's right past that
00:48:34What?
00:48:39What's happened?
00:48:40What is it?
00:48:40It just...
00:48:42Shut off?
00:48:43It's not doing anything now
00:48:45Maybe...
00:48:46Maybe you used up its charge
00:48:47How'd you make it do those things?
00:48:50With the force field?
00:48:51I don't know
00:48:51I wasn't thinking at all
00:48:53I was just scared
00:48:55Then angry
00:48:56Maybe it responds to feelings
00:48:58Not thoughts
00:48:59Well, whatever it does
00:49:00It's not doing it now
00:49:02Well, how the heck
00:49:03Are we supposed to find Pandy now?
00:49:21Keep it down
00:49:22We don't want to be spotted
00:49:24Relax
00:49:25I'm on an important mission here
00:49:40Hungry?
00:49:41I could eat a Czech Zarian horse
00:49:45Guess the place is closed
00:49:47I didn't think they ever close
00:49:54Pulling at my sleeve, Carl
00:49:56I'm doing a live report on the alien invasion
00:49:59What could possibly be?
00:50:04Ooh, a celebrity
00:50:06Cut the invasion feed
00:50:08This is real news
00:50:10Hey, Pandy
00:50:12Sylvester from NMZ
00:50:15This is Sylvester with NMZ News
00:50:18Reporting on Superstar Pandy
00:50:21Who has sunk to begging for handouts
00:50:23We're not looking for handouts
00:50:25We were going to buy everything
00:50:27Precisely
00:50:27And at a time like this
00:50:29All you can think about is food
00:50:31Can you explain it to our viewers?
00:50:33What puts you above the law?
00:50:35Ha!
00:50:36The press will not be denied
00:50:40I think you just were
00:50:42Hey, hey
00:50:43You have high fives on your planet?
00:50:46Everybody has high fives
00:50:59Dad, I sent you a text
00:51:01Don't you ever check
00:51:02It was terrible
00:51:03The natives
00:51:04They used force to protect themselves
00:51:06What?
00:51:07The very nerve
00:51:08I know
00:51:09They had an even stronger force
00:51:11Than our force
00:51:12They used the medallion
00:51:13This sounds expensive
00:51:14You're not kidding
00:51:15Now I need new soldiers
00:51:17And new armor
00:51:18And...
00:51:18Violence!
00:51:19What about Bruno?
00:51:20He's still down there with them
00:51:21Maybe he's really a triple agent
00:51:23On the contrary
00:51:24He's playing the long game
00:51:26Learning the strengths of the medallion
00:51:28Waiting for the opportune moment to strike
00:51:30Your majesty
00:51:31What?
00:51:32News of the target
00:51:33Put it on screen
00:51:34On superstar Pandy
00:51:36Who has sunk to begging for handouts
00:51:39We're not looking for handouts
00:51:40We were gonna buy everything
00:51:42Precisely
00:51:43My no good exile of a son
00:51:44Is banded together with that sorry excuse for a panda
00:51:48Then it's time I entered the fray
00:51:57Yeah, you know
00:51:58We really shouldn't steal
00:52:01Ah, don't worry
00:52:02I have an account with every grocer in town
00:52:05I'll just leave a note
00:52:06They'll put it on my tab
00:52:09You would buy us this food?
00:52:11Least I can do
00:52:13It's about the only thing I can do
00:52:31This is delicious
00:52:49It's vegetarian
00:52:53You guys don't have food like this on your planet?
00:52:55Ha ha ha
00:52:56Nothing that tastes this good
00:52:58This planet might have some perks after all
00:53:05Oh, how are we supposed to find Pandy now?
00:53:11Huh
00:53:12What is it?
00:53:13Oh, I have an app that lets me know whenever Pandy makes the news
00:53:16And it looks like our boy's done it again
00:53:19From high society to street tough
00:53:21Pandy and crew raid local grocer
00:53:24Oh, let me see that
00:53:25He's at God's?
00:53:26That's two blocks from here
00:53:28Come on!
00:53:37Oh, man
00:53:38I'm stuffed
00:53:39Don't mention it
00:53:41It's the
00:53:41The least you can do
00:53:42Stop that!
00:53:43I mean
00:53:44This is great and all
00:53:46But nothing beats your heroics
00:53:48Oh, it's all fake
00:53:49It's a lie
00:53:50Just a big fat fraud
00:53:52No
00:53:53You're not a fraud
00:53:56Ron says you are kind of fat
00:53:58See, I know what a real hero is
00:54:00My dad, he was a hero
00:54:02He made me a star
00:54:04Listen to me
00:54:05There's more to being a hero than being brave
00:54:08Or strong or fast
00:54:10A hero someone people look up to
00:54:14And my crew
00:54:15We look up to you
00:54:18Really?
00:54:19You taught me a hero could do more with his strength than just push people around
00:54:24You could help them
00:54:30Pandy!
00:54:33It's so good to see you alive
00:54:38Calm down, calm down
00:54:40They saved my life
00:54:41They did?
00:54:43Hello
00:54:46Oh, I have to tell you
00:54:48Your father's medallion
00:54:50It's real
00:54:51It's got actual magic powers
00:54:53Here, go on
00:54:54Take it
00:55:13Your shops really do have everything I'm looking for
00:55:16You're the guy from the theater?
00:55:17Ah, yes
00:55:18We meet at last
00:55:19Did you think it would end up any other way?
00:55:21No, I just
00:55:22You look so much larger on the big screen
00:55:24What?
00:55:25You insolent peasant
00:55:33Bruno, let me go
00:55:34Sorry, Penn
00:55:35It's time I joined the winning side
00:55:38You fiend
00:55:40Sticks and stones
00:55:41Ya hack
00:55:44Looks like betrayals all the way around
00:55:46You're a disgrace to me, Crusher
00:55:49You can't do this
00:55:54You've got to stop
00:55:55Crusher, you're the prince of the great Drexorian Empire
00:55:59Act like it
00:56:00And blow up that planet
00:56:01No
00:56:02Do it or you will regret it
00:56:05You taught me respect comes with power
00:56:08That those without power don't deserve respect
00:56:12But we're the ones without the respect
00:56:15We don't have respect
00:56:16We don't have respect
00:56:18What do you know about respect?
00:56:21They hate us
00:56:22No one in the Galactic Cluster looks up to the Drexorians
00:56:26They'll have no choice but to look up to us after we drag them through the dirt
00:56:30Fire
00:56:31No
00:56:32No
00:56:33No
00:56:33No
00:56:34No
00:56:34No
00:56:48No
00:56:49No
00:56:51No
00:56:52No
00:56:53What have you done?
00:56:54You fool!
00:56:56I... I just wanted to do what's right.
00:57:00You fired on your own people.
00:57:01Don't you lecture me about what's right.
00:57:07Guards lock him in his corners until we return to treachery.
00:57:13That was a warning shot.
00:57:14Next one won't be across your nose, but up it.
00:57:21A scythex?
00:57:26Crusher, come back. If you leave now, you will be hereby banished.
00:57:31Crusher, come on. Rollins and I came to break you out.
00:57:37You haven't learned a thing.
00:57:39Dad!
00:57:40Yes, son?
00:57:41It's the medallion!
00:57:42Splendid. You truly are my son.
00:57:47Ow! Hot potato, hot potato!
00:57:51Tie them up. And why are the still standing walls with explosives?
00:57:56Come on! What are you doing?
00:57:58You two get to stay and enjoy the fireworks.
00:58:01What? No!
00:58:04At least I remember to pick up the milk.
00:58:09Hey, not me. You're making a mistake.
00:58:12Well, you can't go rewarding traitors. You know their word isn't any good. Take them away.
00:58:24Oh, man. Tied up next to a ticking time bomb? We've done this in the show like a million times.
00:58:29I'm glad you appreciate the classics. After we incinerate the building, we'll do the same to the whole planet.
00:58:36Father, please!
00:58:38Can't hear you, traitor. Rot next to your precious hero.
00:58:42Fe-
00:58:48What are you doing? Cutting through the ropes with friction.
00:58:52I used to escape a trap like this in season one. And season two. And three. And I think there
00:59:00was four.
00:59:01Duke tends to reuse sort of plot devices.
00:59:11Oops.
00:59:21Hello? Anybody?
00:59:25Hello, son.
00:59:26Dad?
00:59:27Not quite. But your dad left quite an impression on the amulet, which is what's speaking to you now.
00:59:33Just as his father did before him and his grandmother and so on.
00:59:37What is it?
00:59:38This medallion is very special. It resonates with all the energy of Nuwa. The entire planet.
00:59:45What?
00:59:46It's a conduit. If you trust your feelings and empty your mind, you can use the medallion to help your
00:59:53friends.
00:59:54Help save the whole planet.
00:59:56You've seen your own show, haven't you?
00:59:58You mean, the things I do on the show?
01:00:00Are based on what the medallion can really do. Yes. I made sure that Duke followed those guidelines carefully.
01:00:06Then I already know what it can do.
01:00:08That's right.
01:00:09But I'm not... I can't.
01:00:11Can't what?
01:00:12I'm no hero. Not like you. Not like Chen.
01:00:16Son, just because your bravery has never been tested doesn't mean you don't have any. There was never any real
01:00:23need for heroics before today. You succeeded at every challenge I set before you. Now you have a different one.
01:00:31Are you ready to save Nuwa and your friends? I am. Then go. Use the medallion. Become the hero.
01:00:46Pandy. Pandy. Pandy. Pandy. Are you okay? Yeah. How long was I out? A couple of minutes. You sure you're
01:00:57okay? Yeah. Okay. Do you have any idea how we're gonna get out of here? Like this. Wow. Let's go.
01:01:06We'll need a ship to get up to Father's fleet.
01:01:09Then let's go get one. All's clear. Let's get back before we miss the party.
01:01:20What's the plan? I've got an idea. Halt evildoers. Halt evildoers? What? It always worked on the show.
01:01:51Let's hear it for my non-idiot son, Martin. And yours truly for leading such a victorious crusade.
01:01:59Wait. I've got a broadcast to make. Let's turn it down a notch.
01:02:14People of Nuwa, let me express my condolences for the loss of your hero.
01:02:18We'll be sending mining ships to strip your planet of all resources starting now. When we're done, it'll probably implode.
01:02:26I'll be sending mining ships to strip your planet of all resources.
01:02:34Hey, uh, Bruno? Yeah?
01:02:37Um, listen. I'd like to apologize for typecasting you as a villain.
01:02:40Uh, thanks?
01:02:42Yeah, you're more the henchman type.
01:02:44I, uh, I don't...
01:02:45One or two episode character.
01:02:47Yeah, I get it.
01:02:48Someone who gets blown to bits before the opening teaser.
01:02:55Um, Dad, I got some bad news.
01:02:58I despise bad news.
01:03:00Tell it in the form of a joke.
01:03:02Okay.
01:03:02What's black and white?
01:03:04And kicking your soldiers' keisters with a medallion of incredible power?
01:03:07That's a terrible joke.
01:03:09He's alive!
01:03:10Not for long.
01:03:11For I shall set a trap of such insidious cunning
01:03:14that he will be utterly destroyed.
01:03:19Seems a bit too easy.
01:03:23Welcome.
01:03:24Welcome.
01:03:26I'm not getting any readings of fighter pilots or anything.
01:03:31Okay.
01:03:32Stay close when we land.
01:04:01Good guys always fall for the flashing arrow trap.
01:04:06If you find any pieces, save them from my trophy room.
01:04:10Uh, they, um...
01:04:12Go ahead.
01:04:12Use your big boy words.
01:04:14But I...
01:04:15They're not here.
01:04:16Well, of course.
01:04:17You obliterated them with your blasters.
01:04:19Shh.
01:04:20Follow us.
01:04:21Did you obliterate them?
01:04:23I, uh...
01:04:24Just there's no actual sign.
01:04:25No sign?
01:04:26The ship is full of holes.
01:04:28They must be dead.
01:04:30What?
01:04:32No!
01:04:35No!
01:04:36No!
01:04:36No!
01:04:38No!
01:04:39It'll take them a while to get through that.
01:04:41How did...
01:04:42Remember that episode?
01:04:44We...
01:04:44It's not like we've got much more important things to deal with right now!
01:04:50Where'd your father put his prisoners?
01:04:53Oh!
01:04:54Uh...
01:04:55Let's go!
01:05:03King Kerov, is that you?
01:05:05Um, your majesty.
01:05:06Before you kill me, you're gonna wanna hear this.
01:05:09It's a feel-good sitcom starring you, huh?
01:05:13King Kerov knows best.
01:05:16Huh?
01:05:17Huh?
01:05:19No, no, I'm flexible.
01:05:20I take constructive feedback very well.
01:05:22I...
01:05:22I knew writers were weak and cowardly bunch, but this is a bit much.
01:05:26You're alive.
01:05:27I knew it!
01:05:28I knew it!
01:05:29Oh!
01:05:29And Pandy, wow.
01:05:36Pandy.
01:05:37I...
01:05:38I'm sorry.
01:05:39Why the heck should we trust you?
01:05:41Because I know how much I screwed up.
01:05:44I want to fix it.
01:05:46Please.
01:05:57Please.
01:06:13What's stopping it?
01:06:19What?
01:06:21The jerk's family.
01:06:32Uh-oh.
01:06:33What?
01:06:34What is it?
01:06:34I don't get it.
01:06:35Dad told me the medallion could draw all the power it needed from Nua.
01:06:39Uh, Pandy, you're not on Nua anymore.
01:06:45Which means you just used up whatever charge the thing had left.
01:06:49Not so fast.
01:06:51So kind of you to come to the prison cells on your own.
01:06:54You survived.
01:06:56My, my, that medallion really is powerful.
01:06:59Hand it over.
01:07:00Or I'll take it by extreme force, which I always enjoy.
01:07:03No can do.
01:07:04The medallion doesn't work away from Nua.
01:07:06It's true, father.
01:07:08You can't take it with you.
01:07:10Ah, shucks.
01:07:12Fire when ready.
01:07:14Blaster!
01:07:17Roll it!
01:07:20Fire!
01:07:22Ahhh!
01:07:26Ah!
01:07:29Ah!
01:07:34Ah!
01:07:47Tha-mur-up.
01:07:51Foolish panda, none of you can defeat me!
01:08:04Oh, God!
01:08:30Everyone! Get to the docking port!
01:08:33We'll escape there!
01:08:34Oh, heavens! The damage, it's...
01:08:37It's almost incalculable!
01:08:40To blazes with the cars!
01:08:41I want them back! Get them!
01:08:43Get them now!
01:08:48Don't! We'll need you!
01:08:51I can't!
01:08:52Just go, you big ape!
01:09:03Pandi! Come on!
01:09:05You never would have made it without Crusher and his crew.
01:09:07I can't leave them behind!
01:09:09You're not coming with us?
01:09:10If they don't make it, I don't make it.
01:09:13This is no time for long goodbyes!
01:09:17Come back in one piece.
01:09:24You made it!
01:09:26Karat's not too far behind.
01:09:27Come on now!
01:09:28Into the last escape pod!
01:09:33No!
01:09:34Such is the reward for all treasonous scum.
01:09:38I'll take treason over your stinking empire any day!
01:09:43Do you really think you and your crew can escape?
01:09:45I destroyed your last hope of fleeing this ship.
01:09:48That may be true, but all this destruction looks awfully expensive!
01:09:54Expensive!
01:09:55Expensive!
01:09:56Expensive!
01:09:56I'm afraid your son is correct.
01:09:59Say hi to Grandma for me!
01:10:02Our financial losses were sent directly to your mother and she's calling us home.
01:10:11And you thought it was all just a TV show.
01:10:16I have been wrong before.
01:10:20Your old man looked really mad.
01:10:22Oh, you think he's bad?
01:10:24You should see his mom.
01:10:26I think he'll just let Karath see her for me.
01:10:28The only thing I'm seeing to is your demise!
01:10:35You think I'd let you escape?
01:10:37I'm not Karath the runaway!
01:10:40I'm not Karath the bankrupt!
01:10:42I'm Karath the destroyer!
01:10:47Ha ha ha, what's wrong?
01:10:49You were so snide a second ago.
01:10:51We need to do something!
01:10:54Like what?
01:11:06Help me!
01:11:07We need to get closer to Nuwa!
01:11:08Why would that?
01:11:14I'm trying!
01:11:29Ah, boring. It's over!
01:11:45What?
01:11:56I did...
01:11:58...were saved!
01:12:04What are you doing, Panda?
01:12:06You guys get to safety!
01:12:12You're getting away!
01:12:28Is everyone okay?
01:12:35You're getting away!
01:12:44I had to go over the O-oh!
01:12:45You're gonna have to be here!
01:12:45You're the best time to watch the O-oh!
01:12:48I think it's important to watch time on the O-oh!
01:13:11Let's go.
01:13:52you're on the air penny thanks Bruno everyone please listen right now our
01:13:58hero Pandy is fighting against the king of the aliens that attacked our planet their
01:14:03king is strong and merciless but Pandy is fearlessly taking him on for Nua believe
01:14:09in him please cheer him on what
01:14:35you
01:14:38you
01:14:39you
01:14:41Let's go.
01:15:16I'll get you next time, Angie!
01:16:03Hey, guys! Get over here!
01:16:06I don't think that's such a...
01:16:08You're all part of the family now?
01:16:17You thinking what I'm thinking?
01:16:19Way ahead of you, Carly.
01:16:23This might be our last adventure together,
01:16:25but who knew you'd finally join the forces of good?
01:16:28Last adventure? We'll get out of this together!
01:16:31You really think you can escape me, Lord of the Galaxy?
01:16:35What did you say?
01:16:41Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:16:44I don't know, something got...
01:16:46Are you kidding? That was great!
01:16:48Absolutely! In all my days at Nada, I've never seen a maniacal laugh like that.
01:16:54Thanks! You know, like...
01:16:56Father...
01:16:57Like son...
01:16:58Well, let's, uh...
01:16:59Let's hope you're not too much like him.
01:17:03That's a wrap for the day!
01:17:04Let's go home!
01:17:10Hey!
01:17:11I still owe you one for making me a hero this season.
01:17:15I was thinking us guys could head out for a bite to eat.
01:17:19A little bonding time. It could be good for the show.
01:17:22Guys, I'd love to, but...
01:17:38I think there's been a miscommunication.
01:17:44There must be some other bear you're looking for.
01:17:50So before you hook those claws inside my fluffy heart,
01:17:56There's something that you aliens should know.
01:18:03I'm not the bear you're looking for.
01:18:08All my fight scenes are CGI with plastic laser swords.
01:18:12So go hit up some chump for that next world war.
01:18:16I'm not the bear you're looking for.
01:18:20I've always been a lover, not a fighter.
01:18:24And though I choose Bruce Lee films for Netflix and chill,
01:18:28Dangerous stun scenes were never by desire.
01:18:33The sight of blood has always made me ill.
01:18:37I'm not the bear you're looking for.
01:18:41I just got sharp teeth for bamboo trees.
01:18:43They don't really do much more.
01:18:45Don't take me to your leader.
01:18:47Let me slip out the back door.
01:18:49Cause I'm not the bear you're looking for.
01:19:10I'm not the bear you're looking for.
01:19:14All my fight scenes are CGI with plastic laser swords.
01:19:19Don't take me to your leader.
01:19:21Let me slip out the back door.
01:19:22Cause I'm not the, not the bear you're looking for.
01:19:31I'm not the bear you're looking for.
01:19:34Centone measures.
01:19:37Drop the cap hair on the crossbow.
01:19:37You're looking for thismetros can.
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