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Revenge Puck
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00:00:02Tonight's rivalry match-up is already heating up.
00:00:04It's Adam Johns of the Thunderhawks versus the Leopard Seals Golden Boy, Blake Ashburn.
00:00:10It's three games, one Golden Cup.
00:00:12Who's gonna be the winner?
00:00:13Adam's definitely got this.
00:00:21Let's go, Adam!
00:00:23I'm Lucy Hart.
00:00:24I gave up my dream school to follow my boyfriend Adam when he got a hockey scholarship.
00:00:28But it's all gonna be worth it when he beats his nemesis, Blake Ashburn,
00:00:31and I become the best sports photographer.
00:00:33Looks like the two captains have gotten into an intense flash in the corner!
00:00:44Make sure you get a good picture, man, alright?
00:00:48Blake Ashburn.
00:00:49He's a complete dickhead and a notorious playboy.
00:00:54Lucy Hart.
00:00:55My enemy's girlfriend.
00:00:56She hates my guts, but unfortunately, is totally my type.
00:01:03Looks like Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:06Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores!
00:01:10Hey!
00:01:11Hey, what the fuck is that, huh?
00:01:13No, no, what the fuck is your goddamn pop?
00:01:19Hey, hey! We're done! We're done! We're done! We're done! We're done! We're done!
00:01:23Here is the Thunder Hawks!
00:01:29Adam! Adam! Adam, over here!
00:01:34Oh, he probably just wants to celebrate with his team.
00:01:38Adam's always in a good mood after the game.
00:01:41I hope he likes the photo album I made him for our anniversary.
00:01:50Adam!
00:01:55Oh my god! You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:01You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:03What can I say? Every time I went to have sex, you just looked like you wanted it to be
00:02:07over.
00:02:08But Emma, she can go all night.
00:02:12We had sex in your bed.
00:02:15And ever since, Adam hasn't been able to get a nap.
00:02:19Adam's right. The truth is, I never really enjoyed it.
00:02:23And maybe I'm just too uptight in bed.
00:02:26So that's why you're cheating on me?
00:02:27Emma can do things you can't even imagine.
00:02:31She's bending you like a pretzel.
00:02:37No, I thought you were my friend.
00:02:39Why are you doing this to me?
00:02:42See, you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend.
00:02:46I mean, look at you. You're even dressed like a grandma.
00:03:00You're even wearing granny panties.
00:03:04Oh my god! What the heck is wrong with you?
00:03:07You can have the dorm to yourself tonight.
00:03:10Adam's going to keep me very busy.
00:03:13Very.
00:03:14I hate you guys.
00:03:16Oh my god.
00:03:25Oh my god!
00:03:28Idiot!
00:03:29I'm fucking stupid.
00:03:32I fucking believe this cheater.
00:03:35I'm just going to break my fucking heartache.
00:03:37Blue schools for him.
00:03:42Alright, that's enough crying.
00:03:43I'm trying to enjoy the view.
00:03:52Blake Ashburn.
00:03:54Blake Ashburn.
00:04:02You've been listening to me this whole fucking time?
00:04:05Yeah, I have.
00:04:07You weren't supposed to hear any of that.
00:04:10Yeah, well, you know, you're not supposed to be here.
00:04:16Lucy?
00:04:17This is my spot.
00:04:19This is not your spot.
00:04:20You can't just claim a building.
00:04:23I did.
00:04:23You just lost. Why are you even here?
00:04:29You know what? I don't care. I don't care.
00:04:31I'm just kidding.
00:04:31Hold on. Hold on.
00:04:32I'm sorry.
00:04:34Let me guess.
00:04:35You're crying right now because of Adam.
00:04:38It's none of your business.
00:04:39Well, well, let me give you a piece of advice, huh?
00:04:42That guy is not worth one of your tears.
00:04:45So don't.
00:04:46Yeah, well, since you're so nosy,
00:04:48you told me that my best friend is better in bed than me.
00:04:52Jesus.
00:04:52It's pretty low even for fucking Adam.
00:04:56You're like the biggest man whore, so I don't care what you think.
00:05:00I don't want to hear it.
00:05:02Let me see that.
00:05:03You're a photographer, right?
00:05:04No, give that back!
00:05:05Hey, what's this? I'm looking.
00:05:06Man whore, Santa Joy Smart?
00:05:08What?
00:05:10Wow, you know, you are pretty good.
00:05:12You made Adam look like he was a real hockey player.
00:05:14Stop!
00:05:14It's amazing.
00:05:15Stop!
00:05:15Hold on. I'm still looking.
00:05:17Right there.
00:05:18You got a picture of me.
00:05:20Look at that.
00:05:21I knew you were looking at me behind that camera.
00:05:24You're so full of yourself.
00:05:25I'm not full of myself.
00:05:26Listen to me.
00:05:27I'm trying to get you to understand that there are more players on the ice.
00:05:31Alright, don't give Adam all your attention.
00:05:34He was my first love.
00:05:36And we actually thought we could have like a future together.
00:05:39So, it's more important.
00:05:41You know, I don't even know why I'm telling you any of this shit.
00:05:44Hey, hey, it's alright. Listen.
00:05:47Just relax, I'll take my shirt off and it'll cheer you up.
00:05:49Now, come on.
00:05:50Huh, no.
00:05:52Alright.
00:05:55Oh, you okay?
00:05:56Lucy, you okay? Lucy.
00:06:06That's not mine.
00:06:10And this definitely isn't mine.
00:06:13Where the fuck am I?
00:06:16What's up?
00:06:18You're in my place.
00:06:20I'm relaxed. Everything's cool.
00:06:21I ain't still your kidneys.
00:06:23Did you change my clothes?
00:06:24You, uh, fell on ya.
00:06:26Hit your head.
00:06:27You were kind of like swimming around with this puddle of beer, so...
00:06:32I gave you my shirt.
00:06:34Don't worry.
00:06:35Don't worry.
00:06:36I wasn't peeking.
00:06:38I mean, all that much, but...
00:06:40Ew.
00:06:41Oh my God.
00:06:41Ew!
00:06:45God, this is such a nightmare.
00:06:47My fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my roommate,
00:06:50and now I've been abducted by Blake Ashburn, of all people.
00:06:55How come every time you say my name, you say it like it's an insult?
00:06:58You know, do you remember when you duct taped Adam's car last year?
00:07:02Yeah, that was my car.
00:07:05My bad.
00:07:07I mean, you gotta admit that was pretty funny, right?
00:07:09No.
00:07:09I thought it was Adam's car, and he deserved it.
00:07:11Why do you guys hate each other so much?
00:07:14Ugh.
00:07:15We have some mystery.
00:07:16Oh my God, I feel, I feel so, so stupid right now.
00:07:21You know what I think is fucked up?
00:07:23The way that Adam keeps trying to destroy your confidence.
00:07:25What if he's right?
00:07:26Maybe, maybe I am bad at having sex.
00:07:30That's what guys like him do.
00:07:32They make you feel smaller so he can feel better about himself.
00:07:35And it's pathetic.
00:07:36But seriously, don't want to get you.
00:07:38So what?
00:07:39She just...
00:07:40She pretend like I'm fine?
00:07:43I don't know.
00:07:44You should get back at him.
00:07:48What are you saying?
00:07:49Don't you want hurting the way that he hurts you?
00:07:52Maybe.
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54You do.
00:07:55And I want to knock him off his game before the playoffs.
00:07:58What are you thinking?
00:08:03I think you sleep with me.
00:08:16What?
00:08:17No!
00:08:18Not for real.
00:08:19Pretend sex.
00:08:21No.
00:08:22No.
00:08:23Absolutely not.
00:08:24Listen, you pretend to have sex with me just to get under Adam's skin and mess him up before
00:08:28the game.
00:08:28But it's not real.
00:08:29It's fake.
00:08:30I am not taking my clothes off for you.
00:08:32You wouldn't have to take your clothes off.
00:08:34It's fake.
00:08:34Well, you're like the biggest man-whore at the school.
00:08:36I don't trust you at all.
00:08:38That man-whore stuff is a total ruin.
00:08:39It's bullshit.
00:08:41And once Adam sees us together, he's gonna be totally jealous and he's gonna regret that
00:08:45he ever hooked up with somebody else.
00:08:47Okay?
00:08:48I promise.
00:08:49You're like the enemy.
00:08:50I would never do that to my team.
00:08:52Let's see.
00:08:53All right.
00:08:56What?
00:08:56What are you looking at?
00:08:58What is that?
00:08:59No!
00:09:00Give it to me!
00:09:01Give it to me!
00:09:02Give it to me!
00:09:04Yes!
00:09:07Honestly, I couldn't have done it without my girl.
00:09:10She keeps me grounded and she makes me the best hot chocolate in the world.
00:09:15That's my hot- I make that hot chocolate for him!
00:09:18So yeah.
00:09:19This one's for you, babe.
00:09:22Oh my fucking god!
00:09:24Oh my god!
00:09:26It's not your team.
00:09:27Okay?
00:09:29Look, you stole my win.
00:09:31And you broke your heart.
00:09:33Why don't you say me and you, we get some revenge.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:39What-what do-why do I have to do?
00:09:49You could start by making some hot chocolate for me.
00:10:00Still making me hot chocolates, I see.
00:10:02I'm Adam's girlfriend now.
00:10:03You are just embarrassing yourself.
00:10:06I mean, seriously.
00:10:07That outfit?
00:10:08Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
00:10:12Here.
00:10:13You fix it.
00:10:14What?
00:10:17Excuse me.
00:10:20Sorry, sir.
00:10:21She made this for me.
00:10:24Mmm.
00:10:26Damn, that's good.
00:10:28Thank you, baby.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:35Of course.
00:10:38Baby.
00:10:39What the hell's going on here?
00:10:42Oh, you haven't heard the news?
00:10:43We're hooking up.
00:10:46There's no way.
00:10:48Oh, you don't believe me?
00:10:49Cute.
00:10:51Baby, why don't you lick this off my finger like you did last night?
00:10:57Like, if you're trying to make me believe that you and Lucy had sex, you're wasting your time.
00:11:19Mmm.
00:11:21Yummy.
00:11:25Yeah, she's very thorough.
00:11:29If you know what I mean.
00:11:30I love dairy.
00:11:32She does.
00:11:34Monkey.
00:11:38Oh, what's the matter, big boy?
00:11:39Huh?
00:11:40You can move on, but Lucy can't?
00:11:41I think that's called what?
00:11:43Toxic masculinity?
00:11:44You fuck.
00:11:45I don't care.
00:11:46Yeah, well, I hope that's true.
00:11:48Because you're going to lose the gay man and your girl on the same night, then.
00:11:51My girl's right here.
00:11:54I upgraded.
00:11:57Yeah, sure.
00:11:58Well, I don't know about you guys, but I can't keep my hands off of her.
00:12:04Jesus Christ.
00:12:05Watch.
00:12:09Oh, shit.
00:12:11I have to go along with this.
00:12:17Well, what do you say?
00:12:18Hey, I think we've got enough time to squeeze in a quickie before the game.
00:12:21Hmm?
00:12:22Really?
00:12:25Yeah.
00:12:26Yeah, baby.
00:12:27Later, fucker.
00:12:34Come on, Adam.
00:12:36Forget about them.
00:12:37We're just losers.
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:41Okay, this better work.
00:12:43It's going to work, trust me.
00:12:45It's going to take the bait.
00:12:48All right, you ready to put on a show?
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:51Let's go.
00:12:52Let's move.
00:12:53Oh, God.
00:13:13She looks incredible.
00:13:17What? Do I look okay?
00:13:20You look perfect.
00:13:23Let's do this.
00:13:44You ready?
00:13:46What if he doesn't even come in here?
00:13:48Did you see that look on his face?
00:13:51The look of pure jealousy?
00:13:53He's gonna come in here, trust me.
00:13:55Alright.
00:13:56I'm ready when you are.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:04I guess it's kinda like kissing a mannequin, but...
00:14:08You can do better than that.
00:14:10I'm just nervous, okay?
00:14:11Why don't we take a deep breath?
00:14:17The first rule is eye contact.
00:14:22Number two is confidence.
00:14:25Move the way that you want to move.
00:14:27Trust yourself.
00:14:29And number three, physical touch.
00:14:33Touch me like you want me to feel you.
00:14:36Take every moment.
00:14:38Every second.
00:14:41Then lean in like you want to tell me a secret.
00:14:43Okay?
00:14:48Your turn.
00:15:01Just trust me.
00:15:03Just trust me.
00:15:26And perfect.
00:15:27Let's roll.
00:15:28And now for a little surprise.
00:15:30We're going behind the scenes to catch star player Blake Ashburn before the game.
00:15:39Oh!
00:15:40Oh!
00:15:42Hey Adam!
00:15:45Oh my god!
00:15:50Don't you see this?
00:15:51He created this.
00:15:52Oh my god!
00:15:54Oh fuck!
00:15:55All right, you guys.
00:15:56Come on.
00:15:57Get the fuck out of here!
00:16:01Fuckin' fulgures.
00:16:02What the fuck?
00:16:03You okay?
00:16:04Oh my god.
00:16:05It's a camera.
00:16:07I'll handle it.
00:16:08I'm a professional.
00:16:16Can you tell us a little bit about what we just saw in there?
00:16:19Who was that?
00:16:20Is she one of your latest flings?
00:16:22The point?
00:16:23No, I'm too plain.
00:16:24Oh, come on.
00:16:26A young athlete like you has got to have a rotating roster of girls.
00:16:30No, you see, that girl was, uh...
00:16:34She was my girlfriend.
00:16:47And actually, I'm going to win the game for this man.
00:16:50Sophie, excuse me.
00:16:52Mr. Blake, please, can you tell us more?
00:16:53We'd love to know more.
00:16:54Please, Mr. Blake!
00:16:59What have I done?
00:17:09Isn't that the girl from the jungle, Tron?
00:17:11Oh god, I am so humiliated.
00:17:14The one Blake called her girlfriend?
00:17:16She's so lucky.
00:17:18Huh?
00:17:21Let's go, Blake!
00:17:24You think you can just steal my girl?
00:17:26I already did.
00:17:28Good luck with my sloppy seconds.
00:17:31You know, I had her screaming my name last night.
00:17:34I think I did.
00:17:35I knew that game and guessing your confession.
00:17:38What the fuck was that?
00:17:39No, no, no.
00:17:39What the fuck is that?
00:17:40We're done, we're done, we're done.
00:17:42Okay, we started it.
00:17:43Let's go, let's go to the box.
00:17:47Woo!
00:17:51Blake!
00:17:52You're going to open this.
00:17:53Watch this.
00:17:54Now, Blake!
00:17:59And the Michael Schill's winning!
00:18:03Go Blake!
00:18:04Blake! Blake! Blake!
00:18:06Come on, guys!
00:18:07Blake! Blake! Blake! Blake!
00:18:10What do they got, huh?
00:18:12Good job.
00:18:13So, tell me, now that I've won,
00:18:17do I get a kiss?
00:18:21Woo!
00:18:26Okay, it's just for show.
00:18:29And I'm going to kill him later.
00:18:38A couple hours ago, I wanted to kill you,
00:18:41but your plan worked, so.
00:18:45I'm sorry that I told everybody
00:18:47that you were my girlfriend.
00:18:51I just know we didn't talk about that.
00:18:53Why did you?
00:18:55I just didn't want the reporters to skew it
00:18:57so it looked like you were just some random groupie.
00:19:00You know, I think you deserve a lot more than that.
00:19:02Thanks.
00:19:03Wow.
00:19:03Blake isn't as bad as I thought he was.
00:19:05You know what I was thinking?
00:19:06My plan worked so well,
00:19:08and Adam got so mad.
00:19:11Why don't we keep this going?
00:19:14You know, until the end of the season.
00:19:15You know, I'll win the playoffs,
00:19:17and you'll get your revenge.
00:19:26Rules.
00:19:27Rules.
00:19:28Love her.
00:19:29Good.
00:19:31Okay, well, number one.
00:19:33We only do what's necessary.
00:19:35No random touching.
00:19:37Well, what about?
00:19:38Now hear me now.
00:19:39What?
00:19:47You can look, but you can't touch.
00:19:50Unless it's necessary.
00:19:53Okay.
00:19:53All right.
00:19:54Mm-hmm.
00:19:56Rule number two is, uh,
00:20:00no hooking up with, uh, other people.
00:20:04No hooking up?
00:20:05Why?
00:20:06Because of your jokes?
00:20:10What?
00:20:11No.
00:20:12It's not why, okay?
00:20:14I just, uh,
00:20:16I think that we need to make the story believable.
00:20:19Story.
00:20:20Yep.
00:20:21Okay, fine.
00:20:22Three.
00:20:23Okay, we have to go to events together.
00:20:26So, games, the dining hall for lunch,
00:20:29um, the charity gala.
00:20:31What about the post-game victory party
00:20:33that's happening tonight?
00:20:35It's tonight?
00:20:37Mm-hmm.
00:20:38Mm, I don't,
00:20:39I don't have anything to wear, so.
00:20:42What are you talking about?
00:20:43You're in the perfect outfit right now.
00:20:46They're torsing.
00:20:48Welcome to the team, Lucy.
00:20:53No touching.
00:20:55Shut up!
00:20:56Shut up!
00:20:57Shut up!
00:20:57Shut up!
00:20:58Shut up!
00:20:58Shut up!
00:20:58Shut up, man, man!
00:21:00Okay, breathe.
00:21:01It's just a party.
00:21:02A very loud party
00:21:04of Blake's teammates
00:21:05who might actually hate me.
00:21:09Oh, look who it is!
00:21:11Oh, shit!
00:21:12Blake!
00:21:13What a pussy!
00:21:14You guys doing a fucking job today.
00:21:16Boys,
00:21:18this is Lucy.
00:21:20Hi.
00:21:20Lucy!
00:21:21Our lucky charm.
00:21:23Oh, God.
00:21:25You guys all saw that.
00:21:27Hey,
00:21:27and we appreciate what you did for the team.
00:21:30He must be pretty special
00:21:31if he's showing off on the big screen
00:21:32and calling his girlfriend.
00:21:33It's not like he hasn't had
00:21:35other girlfriends before.
00:21:38Oh, uh,
00:21:40he's had girls before.
00:21:41There are lots of them.
00:21:42All right.
00:21:43Take it easy.
00:21:45He's just,
00:21:45he's never brought one to a party before.
00:21:48Huh.
00:21:48So he'll sleep with them,
00:21:50but he won't even invite them out.
00:21:51Just like I thought.
00:21:52A man whore.
00:21:54Well, I had to bring her out.
00:21:55I mean,
00:21:55my God,
00:21:56look how good she looks in my jersey.
00:22:03You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:05Seriously?
00:22:08You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:10Honestly, Lucy,
00:22:10this is getting pathetic.
00:22:11You embarrassed yourself
00:22:12in front of thousands of people.
00:22:13And now what?
00:22:14She really think you're
00:22:15his girlfriend or something?
00:22:17Yes.
00:22:18You know what's pretty fucking pathetic?
00:22:19Is you harassing me at a party.
00:22:21Why don't you get a light?
00:22:23Burn!
00:22:24Oh, damn.
00:22:26Get him.
00:22:28I guess if you two are hooking up,
00:22:30I have to offer you
00:22:31my sympathies, Blake.
00:22:32What is that supposed to mean?
00:22:34It means
00:22:34you're the most boring lay
00:22:36on the face of the planet.
00:22:38You got this right.
00:22:39She just lays there dead
00:22:40like a starfish.
00:22:41Doesn't even move a muscle.
00:22:43It's honestly weird.
00:22:45I'm gonna murder him
00:22:46with my bare hands.
00:22:49You know,
00:22:49I haven't noticed
00:22:50anything like that.
00:22:51Not from my very
00:22:52thorough experience.
00:22:54Maybe the problem's you, bro.
00:22:56I'm the Adam.
00:22:56Are you sure
00:22:56everything's working down there?
00:23:02Watch yourself, Ashburn.
00:23:04Don't fucking touch it.
00:23:10You're gonna regret
00:23:11just being like that again.
00:23:13Oh, don't act like
00:23:13you didn't fucking love it.
00:23:21All right.
00:23:22You know what, guys?
00:23:23We're gonna go find a room.
00:23:26What?
00:23:27Later, Fonzie.
00:23:32Blake.
00:23:33Blake, what the fuck was that?
00:23:35Nothing.
00:23:35I mean, it totally
00:23:36shut him up, didn't it?
00:23:37Oh, my God.
00:23:40This is all for show.
00:23:41I bet they're doing nothing
00:23:42in there.
00:23:43All right.
00:23:44It's time to celebrate.
00:23:46Sell what?
00:23:47Some sex.
00:23:50Oh, yeah, Lucy.
00:23:51It's right there.
00:23:52Oh, my God.
00:23:52I'm not having
00:23:53fake sex with you.
00:23:54You have to.
00:23:55Do you hear
00:23:55what he just said about you?
00:23:56Now's your chance
00:23:57to get some revenge,
00:23:58all right?
00:23:58Oh, my God.
00:23:59This is so humiliating.
00:24:02It's quiet in there.
00:24:04That Lucy chickened out.
00:24:06Come on.
00:24:07I'm chickened.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:10Oh, my God.
00:24:11Yeah, yeah, Blake.
00:24:12Oh, yeah.
00:24:16Jump up and down.
00:24:17Jump up and down.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:19Wow, Lucy,
00:24:20you are so fucking bent.
00:24:21Oh, yeah.
00:24:23I've been stretching, baby.
00:24:25I bent you little sluts.
00:24:27Oh, what's that, Lucy?
00:24:28I'm the biggest
00:24:29you've ever seen?
00:24:30So much bigger than Adam.
00:24:32Yeah, yeah.
00:24:32You're getting a little sluts.
00:24:36Jesus fucking Christ.
00:24:37What are they doing in there?
00:24:39Oh, my God.
00:24:41Oh, my God, Blake.
00:24:43Oh, yeah, right there, Lucy.
00:24:44Don't stop.
00:24:45Don't stop.
00:24:45Right there.
00:24:51Take it home, Lucy.
00:24:54Blake!
00:24:55Blake!
00:24:56Blake!
00:24:59Did she just finish?
00:25:01That's an ongoing
00:25:02and then go get him.
00:25:06Just come.
00:25:07All right.
00:25:09Take your shirt off.
00:25:10What?
00:25:12No, I'm not taking my shirt off.
00:25:14You have to take your shirt off
00:25:14or we're going to get caught.
00:25:15Come on.
00:25:27Go get him.
00:25:33You've got some nerve, Lucy.
00:25:35God, you're such a fucking pervert.
00:25:36What, you just couldn't pass
00:25:37the opportunity for another show?
00:25:39This is stupid.
00:25:40I'm out of here.
00:25:41Bye-bye.
00:25:42I ain't a fucking cook.
00:25:47Oh, my God.
00:25:50Wow.
00:25:51That was, uh...
00:25:52Too much?
00:25:53No, no.
00:25:54I'm, uh...
00:25:56You're impressed.
00:25:57It was very convincing
00:25:58that you could still get
00:25:59a fake orgasm, huh?
00:26:00I don't know.
00:26:01I guess I've had a lot of practice.
00:26:02Ha, ha, ha.
00:26:04At, uh...
00:26:04At faking it?
00:26:09Lucy, have you ever had
00:26:11a real orgasm?
00:26:13No.
00:26:15Never?
00:26:15Never in your whole life?
00:26:17No, like, when me and Adam
00:26:19would do it, it was just, like,
00:26:20he'd finish and then that was it.
00:26:21Wow.
00:26:22Like pathetic human being.
00:26:25Uh...
00:26:26Yeah.
00:26:32I could help you with that.
00:26:38If you want me, Jim.
00:26:40Is he serious?
00:26:42Is this happening?
00:26:43Do I...
00:26:44Do I want this to be happening?
00:26:47Wait, I can't trust Blake.
00:26:49He's a total playboy.
00:26:50Uh, well, we have...
00:26:53rules.
00:26:54Yeah, I know.
00:26:55I'm just saying, you know.
00:26:56Well, I don't know.
00:26:57Do you think we, like,
00:26:57took it too far?
00:26:59Did we do too much?
00:27:00No, I mean, listen.
00:27:02You didn't get turned on
00:27:03by us having fake sex.
00:27:04It was...
00:27:05It was fake.
00:27:06Keyword, fake.
00:27:07It's not real.
00:27:08It's just, um...
00:27:09You know, to get revenge.
00:27:10Yes, I know that.
00:27:11Then don't say stuff like that.
00:27:12Okay.
00:27:13I got it.
00:27:14Strictly professional.
00:27:15Sounds like I have feelings
00:27:16for you anyways.
00:27:17Good.
00:27:17Good?
00:27:20All right.
00:27:21I'm walking home.
00:27:22Wait, what?
00:27:23We're leaving?
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:25Did I say something
00:27:26to upset him?
00:27:27Let's get the fuck
00:27:28out of this place.
00:27:30Why do I feel like
00:27:31I just messed everything up?
00:27:38Okay.
00:27:39This one's me.
00:27:41Thank you for, you know,
00:27:42walking me home.
00:27:43No problem.
00:27:44I'll see you tomorrow?
00:27:46For fake dating purposes only, right?
00:27:48Obviously.
00:27:50Obviously.
00:27:56Well, good night.
00:27:58Good night.
00:28:03Good.
00:28:04This is good.
00:28:06Definitely doesn't sting at all.
00:28:14What are you doing?
00:28:16Why are you throwing
00:28:16my clothes on the floor?
00:28:18I am kicking you out.
00:28:19What?
00:28:19You can't just kick me out.
00:28:21This is literally my room, too.
00:28:22Yes, I can.
00:28:23I talked to housing.
00:28:25Adam's dad made a call.
00:28:26No, that is not fair.
00:28:27What am I supposed to do?
00:28:28Where am I supposed to go?
00:28:29This is my bed.
00:28:30You slept with the enemy
00:28:32and cost Adam his game.
00:28:33What did you think
00:28:34was going to happen?
00:28:35You slept with my boyfriend.
00:28:36You should be the one to go.
00:28:38You can tell your self story
00:28:39to your fellow homeless friends.
00:28:41What?
00:28:42No, stop.
00:28:44These are my clothes.
00:28:45Stop.
00:28:46What are you doing?
00:28:47Get out of my room.
00:28:51Where the hell am I supposed
00:28:52to go now?
00:28:56What's up, Lucy?
00:28:57You know, if you wanted me
00:28:58to stay so bad,
00:28:59you could have just asked.
00:29:00I need to do a whole, uh,
00:29:02strip tease.
00:29:03Well, my roommate, um,
00:29:05Emma just kicked me out.
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:10Yep.
00:29:12Wait, you need a place to stay?
00:29:14What?
00:29:15You could stay with me.
00:29:18No.
00:29:19I got two bedrooms.
00:29:20I have my own space.
00:29:21No, that, that is,
00:29:23that's a terrible idea.
00:29:24We're fake dating.
00:29:26Nobody would think anything of it.
00:29:48So, uh, your room is going to be downstairs.
00:29:50Mine's upstairs, but feel free to use the fridge, the kitchen, TV, it's all yours, alright?
00:29:58You want some more?
00:29:59Sure, yeah.
00:30:16I have a question.
00:30:18What's your question?
00:30:20Why are you helping me?
00:30:22Because I like you, Lucy.
00:30:25Because we have a quest for revenge, a common enemy.
00:30:29I feel like there's something else, and it's not just this rivalry you have with Adam.
00:30:36Why do you hate him so much?
00:30:40My dad died when I was 16.
00:30:44I'm sorry.
00:30:45Hey.
00:30:48Me and Adam, we were on the same team.
00:30:50Now, he was one of the first people that I told, and then he takes it upon himself to go
00:30:55to the coach and tell him that my head's not in the right space.
00:30:58That I'm distracted, and I get kicked off the team.
00:31:02That's ridiculous.
00:31:04What does this mean my mom?
00:31:06All we had was hockey.
00:31:08Hockey's the only thing that makes our life feel normal again.
00:31:11Do you think she puts too much pressure on you?
00:31:15Yeah.
00:31:15Absolutely.
00:31:17But I think that's okay.
00:31:19That's my job.
00:31:27I think you're a lot more than just a hockey player.
00:31:39It's been a long day.
00:31:41Get some sleep.
00:31:46Good night.
00:31:55Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:31:58No.
00:32:00Never had an orgasm.
00:32:14Strictly professional.
00:32:25Blake Ashburn?
00:32:26Yes.
00:32:27Sign up for me, please.
00:32:30Awesome.
00:32:31Thank you very much.
00:32:32I'm Roman.
00:32:33This was a bad idea.
00:32:35A very thoughtful, well-intentioned, incredibly bad idea.
00:32:46God.
00:32:47Why do I have to be fake dating the hottest man alive?
00:32:49Good morning.
00:32:51Good morning.
00:32:52Good morning.
00:32:54What is that?
00:32:59Woo!
00:33:00Sorry.
00:33:02You're so jumpy this morning.
00:33:04Um, I think it's just because I'm so excited about life right now.
00:33:08Um, but, uh, I got practice at like 745, so I gotta go.
00:33:11But, uh...
00:33:16Hey, little sis.
00:33:17I heard what happened with Emma.
00:33:19The worst.
00:33:21I gotta go.
00:33:22All right.
00:33:23Good.
00:33:26Bye.
00:33:29I sent you a care package.
00:33:30It should have arrived by now.
00:33:32Love you.
00:33:42Love you.
00:33:43I just got it.
00:33:44I'm gonna open it now.
00:33:51Whoa!
00:33:53Why did my sister get me a fucking vibrator?
00:33:57I'm not using that.
00:33:59She's so funny.
00:34:02Shh.
00:34:20Oh!
00:34:22My God.
00:34:35Oh, my God.
00:34:38Oh, my God.
00:34:41Oh.
00:34:42I wanna taste you sweet delight,
00:34:46and I'll chase you, skin on mine.
00:35:07Blanket.
00:35:12Oh my god, Blanket, you're so hot.
00:35:14You're so hot.
00:35:21For Lucy, love your big sis, Grace.
00:35:25How sweet.
00:35:35Oh shit, she found it.
00:35:39And she's liking it.
00:35:46Dude, don't listen to Lucy getting freaky right now.
00:35:49Respect her privacy.
00:35:52I care so hot.
00:35:54Huh?
00:35:55She's thinking about me.
00:35:57This is really good.
00:36:00Phew, he's not home yet.
00:36:03That vibrator was a lot louder than I thought it was going to be.
00:36:10How was your morning?
00:36:12Fine.
00:36:14Your sister got you this.
00:36:19Oh my god.
00:36:20My sister didn't send me the vibrator.
00:36:22But then who?
00:36:27So, um, there was a package by the door that wasn't for my sister?
00:36:33Um, no.
00:36:35That crosses the line so much, you cannot just...
00:36:39Come on, relax.
00:36:39Listen, you know, I was going to return it, but then it seemed like you were enjoying it so much.
00:36:46So, you, you heard me?
00:36:49I was trying to be a gentleman about the whole thing, but then, uh, I heard you.
00:36:53Say my name.
00:36:54Can you just stop talking?
00:36:55Okay?
00:36:55Hey, come on.
00:36:56What?
00:36:58You know what I really liked?
00:37:00This is getting way too real.
00:37:01What if he's just like Adam and I get my heart broken again?
00:37:04No, okay, okay.
00:37:05Alright.
00:37:06Stop.
00:37:06No, we're not doing this.
00:37:08Let's, let's just end the contract.
00:37:09Oh, you want to end the contract?
00:37:11Um, after the gala, we're, we're gonna be done.
00:37:13That's what you want?
00:37:14Yeah.
00:37:23That has to be what I want.
00:37:24You can't trust him, Lucy.
00:37:27Clearly you can.
00:37:31Lucy, come on, open the door.
00:37:34Look, it was my bad, alright?
00:37:36I shouldn't have got you that gift.
00:37:37It was totally crossing the line, but just open the door.
00:37:41I'll make it up to you.
00:37:41I promise.
00:37:43How?
00:37:43I'll take you shopping.
00:37:45Shopping?
00:37:46I think all of your clothes are in the bushes underneath MS Windows.
00:37:49Come on, I'll get you a new dress for the charity gala.
00:37:52I'll take you to the mall.
00:37:54You can get a mall pretzel.
00:37:56Oh.
00:37:59Did you see mall pretzel?
00:38:01I did.
00:38:03Fine.
00:38:03Alright, well, then your gowns and your pretzels await you.
00:38:06Why does he have to be so goddamn charming?
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:29What are you doing?
00:38:31I've been getting tailored clothes since I was a little kid.
00:38:33Put your arms up.
00:38:39God, look at his hands.
00:38:43Have you time to stay with me?
00:39:05Do it.
00:39:08Kiss me.
00:39:09Just do it.
00:39:12Hi, welcome. Can I help you?
00:39:14Hi.
00:39:15Um, yes. We are looking for a very beautiful dress.
00:39:20I've got the perfect one.
00:39:33What do you think?
00:39:39Blake.
00:39:41Uh, I think it's, uh, amazing.
00:39:45I think it's totally you, and you look beautiful.
00:39:50You two are adorable. Such a lovely couple.
00:39:53Oh, uh, thank you.
00:39:55You know, I think so, too.
00:39:57So what do we think? We taking this dress home?
00:40:00Yes.
00:40:04Wait, Blake, it's $8,000.
00:40:07$8,000 to see you in that dress?
00:40:09It just seems like a steal to me.
00:40:13Here you go.
00:40:19Hi.
00:40:21Um, why are we in a lingerie shop?
00:40:26Because if I was your boyfriend, I'd buy a lingerie.
00:40:28But you're not.
00:40:31Hey.
00:40:33What size bra?
00:40:34She's a 34B.
00:40:37What the hell?
00:40:38I don't know.
00:40:39How do you know my bra size?
00:40:40I eyeballed.
00:40:41You can't eyeball my boobs.
00:40:42I can, and I will.
00:40:48You're impossible.
00:40:49And you love it.
00:40:52Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:40:58Since I have someone that I actually want to wear it for.
00:41:03You forget that I know you, Lucy.
00:41:05I can tell when you're trying to be someone you're not.
00:41:07I don't think I actually am trying to become the person that I've always wanted to be without you.
00:41:12Can I help you?
00:41:14We're shopping.
00:41:15Hey, babe, I like that one.
00:41:17Oh, yeah, that's the red one?
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18So sexy.
00:41:21Cute, right?
00:41:22I like it.
00:41:24What do you think, Adam?
00:41:25Think she'll look good in this?
00:41:27Actually, no, don't answer that.
00:41:28It's really none of your business.
00:41:29Because I'm the one who's going to be seeing her in it.
00:41:30Not you.
00:41:31True.
00:41:32You're just doing this to piss me off.
00:41:34Oh, no, it's definitely an added bonus, but I'm really just doing it because my girlfriend is super hot.
00:41:40Oh, my God.
00:41:43And you're not so bad yourself, baby.
00:41:46You need to stay away from Blake, okay?
00:41:48He's just using you.
00:41:49Get your fucking hand off of me.
00:41:51You're going to get your heart broken, Lucy.
00:41:53He's just using you to get back with his supermodel ex-girlfriend.
00:41:58Hey, Adam.
00:41:59Watch her.
00:42:01Look her up.
00:42:02You're not his type.
00:42:05I don't trust you.
00:42:06And we're over, so can you just get the fuck out of my face?
00:42:10I think we both know that's a lie.
00:42:12It's not.
00:42:12Shut the fuck up.
00:42:17Adam?
00:42:17What is going on here?
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:21Oh, my God.
00:42:22Seriously?
00:42:23Oh, my God.
00:42:24Seriously?
00:42:25You know, it's starting to smell like shit in here.
00:42:27Come on.
00:42:28Let's go, baby.
00:42:34Hold up.
00:42:36Did that feel good?
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:39It felt pretty good.
00:42:41You look good.
00:42:45So, uh, have we go get those bristles?
00:42:48Yes.
00:42:49I'm actually so hungry.
00:42:51Let's go.
00:42:54Plague makes me feel so safe.
00:42:57But this is fake.
00:42:58This is all fake.
00:42:59Maybe he's just good at pretending.
00:43:03Why are you so obsessed with them?
00:43:06Oh, my God.
00:43:07Can we please not start with this?
00:43:09You're not obsessed with them.
00:43:11You're obsessed with her.
00:43:13At least she doesn't yap nonstop like you.
00:43:16Jesus Christ.
00:43:17Can you just give it a break?
00:43:18You have been obsessed with her ever since she started hooking up with Blake.
00:43:21Okay?
00:43:22I am your girlfriend now, remember?
00:43:25Yeah.
00:43:25And this isn't working anymore.
00:43:29Adam?
00:43:36Why do I care so much that I'm not his type when tonight is the last night of our fake
00:43:40relationship?
00:43:41God, get a grip, Lucy.
00:43:43So, we got my suit.
00:43:45We got your beautiful dress.
00:43:47We got your beautiful shoes.
00:43:48Together, we make the beauty and the beast.
00:44:00So, you're looking at pictures of my ex-girlfriend, huh?
00:44:04Why are you doing that?
00:44:06I'm sure you still want to go to the gala with me.
00:44:11Because it's fine if you don't.
00:44:13I know I'm not some supermodel.
00:44:17If Adam ever said anything like that, it's because he's an insecure little bitch
00:44:21who's just trying to destroy your confidence, all right?
00:44:23Don't let him.
00:44:24I'm serious.
00:44:26I know I'm nothing like her.
00:44:28I don't, like, measure up to her at all.
00:44:30No, no.
00:44:31A million times back in America.
00:44:32In every single fucking way.
00:44:36Okay, well, then why did you guys break up?
00:44:37Uh, we broke up because she's a horrible person.
00:44:40She's mean.
00:44:41She's not nice.
00:44:42She's not charismatic and beautiful and funny and charming like you.
00:44:46She's the one that doesn't compare to you.
00:44:48I believe that.
00:44:51And I do take pretty good photos.
00:44:53You do?
00:44:54You're an amazing photographer.
00:44:55You're an amazing artist.
00:44:57You're beautiful, Lucy.
00:45:01And, you know, you're an amazing photographer who's never taken a picture of yours truly,
00:45:05so I should be the one who's upset.
00:45:08Oh, yeah?
00:45:09Yeah.
00:45:10That's what you think.
00:45:11What do you mean?
00:45:14What are you doing?
00:45:16What is that?
00:45:19I don't know.
00:45:20What is that?
00:45:22I have a surprise for you.
00:45:25Ta-da!
00:45:30Cute.
00:45:31Oh, my God.
00:45:33It's so sick.
00:45:34Take a look.
00:45:34Let me see.
00:45:35Yes!
00:45:37It's awesome.
00:45:38It's super awesome.
00:45:40You really didn't have to do that.
00:45:42Of course I did.
00:45:43Consider it, like, my thank you for, you know, letting me stay here and buying me all these
00:45:48clothes and stuff.
00:45:50Yeah, we did all those fake orgasms and all those fake kisses, too.
00:45:53Come on.
00:45:54Okay.
00:45:56Whoa.
00:45:57I guess that, too.
00:45:59Sure.
00:46:00Thank you for that.
00:46:01You know what?
00:46:02It was my pleasure.
00:46:03Stop.
00:46:05I'm serious.
00:46:08You know, you act like a cocky asshole, but I think you're a pretty decent guy.
00:46:15Don't tell anybody.
00:46:16I don't ruin my reputation.
00:46:18Don't worry.
00:46:19I won't.
00:46:20Seriously.
00:46:31You know, I think it's better than any photo I've ever taken of Adam.
00:46:42If I had more to ask you to get back together with him tonight, what would you say?
00:46:53Um...
00:46:53You know what?
00:46:54I don't answer that.
00:46:58I'm sorry I asked.
00:46:59No.
00:47:01Thanks, man.
00:47:02Well, why don't we get dressed?
00:47:06You know, you're still my fake girlfriend tonight, so...
00:47:09I'm going to enjoy it.
00:47:12Yeah.
00:47:30Oh, they're all staring. Don't trip. Don't emotionally implode.
00:47:35Hey, you look nice.
00:47:38Thanks, Zach.
00:47:40Not as nice as Sophia.
00:47:43Blake's ex.
00:47:44Hi, boys.
00:47:46What is that supposed to mean?
00:47:48Oh, she was just the last girl that Blake brought to one of these things.
00:47:52She's a model.
00:47:53You're nowhere near her league.
00:47:59Emma, why don't you fly out of here on the broomstick you came in on?
00:48:03Leave my girl alone.
00:48:05Come with me.
00:48:15God, don't listen to her.
00:48:17You look beautiful.
00:48:19He's just saying that.
00:48:20How could he ever think I'm beautiful after being with someone like Sophia?
00:48:24So, this is it, huh?
00:48:30Yep.
00:48:32The charity gala.
00:48:34The end of our professional agreement.
00:48:39Clean ending.
00:48:40You know, just like we talked about.
00:48:43Yeah.
00:48:44Clean.
00:48:51Well, you know, it's been fun fake dating.
00:48:53Fake dating?
00:48:55I knew it.
00:49:00You too.
00:49:02It's been fun.
00:49:09You know, it's crazy how easy it was to make my ex jealous.
00:49:14Yeah, but after this, we'll go back to real life.
00:49:18Yeah.
00:49:19But you got what you wanted, right?
00:49:21You showed him that you are so worth choosing.
00:49:24I mean, you are.
00:49:30Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be at our presentation shortly.
00:49:34Well.
00:49:35Blake, can I see you for just a second?
00:49:37We've got a few things we need to verify.
00:49:40Um, yeah.
00:49:42Sure.
00:49:44We're back.
00:49:51Lucy, can I talk to you for a minute?
00:49:53Adam, right now is not the time, okay?
00:49:56Please, just for five minutes.
00:50:01Okay, sure.
00:50:09I screwed up.
00:50:10I know.
00:50:11You cheated on me with my roommate.
00:50:13I mean, Emma isn't you.
00:50:15She never supported me like you did.
00:50:18She never believed in me.
00:50:19And I'm sorry about what I said about you being bad in bed.
00:50:22I just, I was jealous.
00:50:26I've actually missed you a lot.
00:50:29Breaking out with you was the biggest mistake of my life.
00:50:36God, you're so beautiful.
00:50:42Really?
00:50:43Yeah.
00:51:00Well, I guess she got what she wants.
00:51:03Maybe she should be with Adam.
00:51:09This should feel better.
00:51:12What's wrong?
00:51:13No, no, it doesn't feel right.
00:51:17What are you talking about?
00:51:18I know the only reason you dated Blake was to get back at me and make me jealous.
00:51:23You, you know that?
00:51:26Congratulations.
00:51:27You made me jealous, okay?
00:51:29So, I want you back now, okay?
00:51:32No, no, no.
00:51:33I did, I did want you back, but...
00:51:38You're great.
00:51:38I know.
00:51:39I don't want, I don't want that anymore.
00:51:41That, that kiss, it didn't feel right.
00:51:45And I'm sick and tired of chasing you.
00:51:48Okay?
00:51:48So, so this is it.
00:51:49This is it.
00:51:50We're done.
00:51:52Goodbye.
00:51:55Lucy!
00:52:01Adam, give it a rest.
00:52:03You only want Lucy because Blake wants her.
00:52:07You don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:13If he broke up with her, you would come crawling back to me.
00:52:18I have to break up Blake and Lucy.
00:52:26Blake.
00:52:27Blake, where are you?
00:52:29Where did you go?
00:52:35Hey.
00:52:37Where did you go?
00:52:42All right, ladies and gentlemen.
00:52:45The moment you've all been waiting for.
00:52:47This year's youth sports.
00:52:50Impact award goes to...
00:52:55Blake Ashford.
00:53:01That's a good bullshit.
00:53:06Don't touch me, okay?
00:53:08It's over.
00:53:14Blake, are you here?
00:53:16Blake?
00:53:18Well, I'm sure he's just out there practicing his slap shots.
00:53:36Here you are.
00:53:38You know, if you want to pack your stuff, go ahead.
00:53:43Don't mind me.
00:53:46What?
00:53:47You literally just missed the entire fucking gala.
00:53:51Really, huh?
00:53:51Yeah.
00:53:52You know, I'm surprised you noticed if I was there or not.
00:53:54You seem pretty occupied.
00:53:56You're all cozy.
00:53:57That's your boy, Adam.
00:53:58Oh.
00:53:58Oh.
00:53:59Oh, yeah.
00:53:59You saw that.
00:54:00Yeah, I saw everything.
00:54:02You know, I thought that we were on a quest for revenge, but turns out you were just trying
00:54:07to get back with it.
00:54:08All right.
00:54:09I'll admit it, okay?
00:54:10It was nice to see him jealous, and it felt good, okay?
00:54:14But I...
00:54:14Lucy, you were playing games with me.
00:54:16Let's be honest.
00:54:17That's okay.
00:54:19But if we're playing games, you know what?
00:54:21That's fine.
00:54:23We're playing my game.
00:54:24Let's make this sound more interesting.
00:54:26No.
00:54:27Blake, I'm not...
00:54:33Catch up.
00:54:34No, I'm not drinking that.
00:54:36It's fucking disgusting.
00:54:37Lucy, I just saw the woman that I love kissing another man.
00:54:39So why don't you just please drink it?
00:54:42Come on.
00:54:44Okay.
00:54:46Fine.
00:54:57That is so strong.
00:54:59Oh, my God.
00:54:59It's like burning.
00:55:05Okay.
00:55:06Truth or dare.
00:55:12You're getting back together with Adam?
00:55:15No.
00:55:16Blake, we are not back together.
00:55:18What do you mean you're not back together?
00:55:19I just saw you guys.
00:55:21Are you lying to me?
00:55:22What?
00:55:22Lucy, please, I can't take it.
00:55:24Do not lie to me right now.
00:55:25No, I was trying to tell you earlier, if you would have let me finish, that, yeah,
00:55:29okay, you might have seen me kiss him, but I hated it.
00:55:31It was disgusting, and I don't like him, okay?
00:55:36I like someone else.
00:55:40I like someone else.
00:55:44Tell me who you like, Lucy.
00:55:46And please be very specific.
00:55:50Mm-mm.
00:55:51No.
00:55:52What?
00:55:53It's your turn.
00:55:54Truth or dare.
00:55:56You have to kiss me, and then I'll tell you who I like.
00:56:10Oh, my wish you will, cause I got a thirst that can't be satisfied.
00:56:18You play with my heart, like a telepath, or you and my fate in your head, so when I fall
00:56:28down.
00:56:30I know that I'm not coming out.
00:56:34I don't fucking love this forever.
00:56:36I don't know.
00:56:36There's a well, but I've grown from here.
00:56:39I don't know.
00:56:39I don't know.
00:56:45I don't know.
00:56:46You were the ones who were in about you.
00:56:48Oh, I know.
00:56:50Truth or dare.
00:56:52Truth.
00:56:54Did you think about me?
00:56:56When?
00:56:57You know when.
00:57:00Of course I love.
00:57:01And you, did you think about me?
00:57:04Hm?
00:57:06Lucy, I think about you every night.
00:57:11You see that gift I got you?
00:57:13Yeah.
00:57:14It didn't work.
00:57:15It was good.
00:57:18I don't know.
00:57:19Well, let's fix that.
00:57:21Right now.
00:57:33I don't want it to be fake.
00:57:36It's not going to be fake, baby.
00:57:37I don't want it to be real.
00:57:42So, I have a question.
00:57:47Does this mean our deal's over?
00:57:50Fuck that deal.
00:57:52It's always been real to me.
00:57:54If this is real, then there's always a chance my heart could get broken again.
00:58:00What?
00:58:01Lucy, what are you doing?
00:58:03Talk to me.
00:58:06Adam said I was really bad, so I don't want to disappoint you.
00:58:11Lucy, that would be impossible.
00:58:13You are the most beautiful person that I have ever met, and you care.
00:58:16And you've never been with anybody that made you feel safe, that made you feel loved.
00:58:21But I'm here now.
00:58:23And it's just me and you.
00:58:25There's nothing to fear.
00:58:27I know.
00:58:28And there's nothing to prove.
00:58:30I'm not even faking it for so long.
00:58:33I want it to be good.
00:58:36We're going to take it slow.
00:58:38We don't have to do anything that you don't want to do.
00:58:47Rachel did say that you lied so much.
00:58:50Is it me?
00:58:54Yes, it's you.
00:58:56Like, I like you, and I've always wanted this to be real.
00:59:02Me too.
00:59:05Always.
00:59:14It's all right.
00:59:17It's all right.
00:59:40Even if it takes all night, you know I'll treat your body right.
00:59:51You move like you were chosen.
00:59:56God.
00:59:57What are you doing?
01:00:00I make you feel good.
01:00:02Yeah.
01:00:06Holy shit.
01:00:09I'm a hockey player, baby.
01:00:12It just means I'm very determined.
01:00:15And my work ethic is very, very, very methodical.
01:00:23I'm not leaving a spot until the job is done.
01:00:29It's putting a lot of pressure on yourself.
01:00:32You don't have to do that.
01:00:33I won't kill you.
01:00:56You don't have to do it.
01:01:24Good morning.
01:01:25Good morning.
01:01:28What?
01:01:29This is what?
01:01:32You know, you were amazing last night.
01:01:36You don't have to say that.
01:01:38I know I don't have to say that.
01:01:40I'm serious.
01:01:42You know, Adamus had no fucking idea what he was doing.
01:01:45Because you weren't just good.
01:01:47You were great.
01:01:48Can't have an office.
01:01:53You know, I wish I could just stay in bed with you all day, but I don't think I have
01:01:57to get to practice.
01:02:01Are you sure?
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:06I don't know about it.
01:02:07You know, I was kind of hoping that maybe we could have made my sister today.
01:02:13She's in town.
01:02:14Your sister?
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:16Yeah.
01:02:16I kind of talk about you a lot.
01:02:19Oh, yeah.
01:02:20Say the next thing.
01:02:22Of course.
01:02:23Well, maybe after practice we can find somewhere to get some lunch.
01:02:26What do you think?
01:02:27Okay.
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:30It's perfect.
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:37What happened?
01:02:40For a boyfriend.
01:02:43Name.
01:02:44Boyfriend?
01:02:46I love it.
01:02:48Yeah?
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:52All right.
01:02:54I gotta go.
01:02:55Oh.
01:02:56Kick ass.
01:02:58Miss me.
01:03:00This feels too easy.
01:03:02And that's what makes it dangerous.
01:03:14Your call is forwarded to an automatic voice message.
01:03:21Please pick up.
01:03:22I want to apologize.
01:03:28What?
01:03:28What do you want?
01:03:29Lucy, hey, look, I feel really bad about how things ended with us.
01:03:34You do?
01:03:35Yes, of course.
01:03:36We used to have so much fun as roommates.
01:03:39Why don't we catch up for coffee at that place on 3rd?
01:03:42Why would I ever want to be friends again?
01:03:44Look, I have information about Sophia that you might want to hear.
01:03:49What do you know?
01:03:49What is it?
01:03:50I'd rather tell you in person.
01:03:52Okay, just give me ten minutes, okay?
01:03:54Good.
01:03:55I'll see you soon.
01:04:01How do you know this is going to work?
01:04:03I mean, we don't even know if he's going to be here.
01:04:06Oh, trust me.
01:04:07I know he's going to be here.
01:04:09He comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice every day between 9.30 and 10.
01:04:14So he should be here any...
01:04:17Oh.
01:04:19Look, there he is.
01:04:20It's a go.
01:04:26Sophia.
01:04:27Oh, my God.
01:04:28Blake.
01:04:29What are you doing here?
01:04:30Huh?
01:04:32I heard your team made the final round of playoffs.
01:04:34Congrats.
01:04:36You were always a very big fan of me winning.
01:04:37I wanted you to be the best you could be.
01:04:39We all do.
01:04:40What could Emma possibly have to tell me about Sophia?
01:04:44You look good.
01:04:46Oh, my God.
01:04:47Is that Blake's ex?
01:04:49I've been thinking about you a lot lately.
01:04:51Sophia.
01:04:52We were so good together, Blake.
01:04:54Don't you ever miss that?
01:04:57We could go back to right where we left off.
01:05:00I knew it.
01:05:01I knew I shouldn't dress him.
01:05:03I only liked him because I was a hockey player.
01:05:05That's not true.
01:05:06You're also so hot.
01:05:09Oh, God.
01:05:11I can't watch any more of this.
01:05:13Stay away from me.
01:05:16You know, I know you, and I see through all this bullshit, all right?
01:05:19You liked me for two reasons.
01:05:20One, because you liked to party so fucking much.
01:05:22And two, because it helped raise your status.
01:05:25You know, I'm with somebody.
01:05:26Yeah, somebody new.
01:05:27Who doesn't give a shit about that stuff?
01:05:28All right?
01:05:29That little poor girl I've been hearing so much about?
01:05:33I'm done.
01:05:34Yeah.
01:05:36Goodbye.
01:05:42I can't believe I fell for a cheater again.
01:05:47Lucy, I am so sorry that you had to see that.
01:05:51I just knew that if I told you over the phone, you weren't going to believe me.
01:05:55I don't trust Emma, but she did show me the truth about Blake.
01:06:00Look, I know you can't trust me, but you shouldn't trust Blake.
01:06:06I see him with Sophia all the time.
01:06:08I feel so stupid.
01:06:10You know, I really thought that he was different.
01:06:12Well, no, don't blame yourself.
01:06:14It's hard to see past Blake's charm.
01:06:17Or those biceps.
01:06:21I just have terrible taste in it.
01:06:25Well, if you want any advice, don't date hockey players, okay?
01:06:29They're not worth the heartbreak.
01:06:31Yeah, no, I'm never dating a hockey player ever again.
01:06:36I guess I should say thanks.
01:06:39You know, for looking out for me.
01:06:42Anytime.
01:06:52See you.
01:07:04It didn't work.
01:07:06He's not interested.
01:07:07Oh, it's going to work.
01:07:09They'll be broken up by the end of the day.
01:07:14Hey, Lucy!
01:07:16I got purses.
01:07:18Where you at?
01:07:20Lucy?
01:07:22God, where the hell are you?
01:07:40It was fun while it lasted.
01:07:42But I guess all good things have to come to an end.
01:07:45I hope you and Sophia are happy together.
01:07:47What?
01:07:49Sophia.
01:07:50Sophia.
01:07:51Sophia.
01:07:52Oh, my God.
01:07:53Oh, my God.
01:07:56Oh, fuck.
01:08:07You've been, uh, quiet for, like, ten minutes.
01:08:12It's really weird for you.
01:08:15It's over between me and Blake.
01:08:17Okay.
01:08:19It's Bill.
01:08:19Well, I thought I might have, you know, picked a good guy, finally, but it turns out they're
01:08:28all the same.
01:08:29Sorry, Lucy.
01:08:32You seem so happy with him.
01:08:34You know, at this point, can we just, like, swear off all men?
01:08:37Seriously.
01:08:38I know.
01:08:39They all fucking suck.
01:08:40Yeah.
01:08:41Well, you do say that every time you get your heart broken.
01:08:44I know.
01:08:44I'm serious.
01:08:45Like, I mean it.
01:08:46You know, you can't let one bad experience stop you from trying again.
01:08:51I don't want to get hurt again.
01:08:52I know.
01:08:54But what if you don't?
01:08:56What if this next time it works out?
01:09:00You know?
01:09:03Lucy?
01:09:05Is that?
01:09:08Yep.
01:09:09Should I?
01:09:10No, no, no.
01:09:12I'll get it.
01:09:12It's fine.
01:09:19Hey.
01:09:20Can I explain something to you?
01:09:22Please?
01:09:23Be my guest.
01:09:26Um, so this is my sister, Grace.
01:09:30You're supposed to meet her the other day.
01:09:31Remember?
01:09:32Yeah.
01:09:33Hi, Grace.
01:09:34Blake.
01:09:34Hey.
01:09:35Nice to meet you.
01:09:36Yeah.
01:09:37Well, I'm going to give you two some privacy.
01:09:44Hey.
01:09:46So, I got totally ambushed by my ex today.
01:09:49But, I mean, I just told her that I'm not interested.
01:09:53It's not what it looked like.
01:09:54What do you mean?
01:09:55It's not what it looks like.
01:09:56What, were you there?
01:09:58Yeah.
01:09:59Yeah, I was there.
01:10:00I saw everything.
01:10:02My suspicions were right.
01:10:04You are a man whore.
01:10:07And you're always going to be one.
01:10:09That's not true.
01:10:10Please don't say things like that right now.
01:10:11Listen, I'm trying to explain something to you.
01:10:13Nothing was happening.
01:10:15Nothing was going to happen.
01:10:16I promise you.
01:10:17I'm not your type.
01:10:19Okay?
01:10:20Just admit it.
01:10:23Not my type.
01:10:24Lucy, what are you saying?
01:10:27If you can't trust me after every single thing that we've been through, I don't know.
01:10:31Then maybe we should go our separate ways.
01:10:35Don't do that.
01:10:37Come on, Lucy.
01:10:39Okay.
01:10:43But just so you know, I'm not Adam.
01:10:48I never will be.
01:10:52Sorry.
01:11:06Welcome to the championship game, where the leopard shield take on the Thunderhawks!
01:11:19Photographer?
01:11:20Hi.
01:11:21Could you get a photo of me and my Blake?
01:11:23You were Blake?
01:11:25Yeah, I think it would look good for the papers.
01:11:28Blake!
01:11:32Blake, come here!
01:11:41Robin.
01:11:43Good luck out there today.
01:11:45Remember, you're a winner, Blake.
01:11:47Thanks.
01:11:50Lucy, what are you doing here, huh?
01:11:54I'm just doing my job.
01:11:56I thought you said you didn't care.
01:12:00I don't.
01:12:02So why are you crying?
01:12:09Lucy!
01:12:12Lucy!
01:12:14Lucy!
01:12:21I just wanted to introduce myself.
01:12:23I know who you are.
01:12:24And you know Blake and I are back together?
01:12:27Okay.
01:12:29Cool.
01:12:29I don't care.
01:12:30Stop embarrassing yourself.
01:12:32It's pathetic how you follow him around all the time.
01:12:34I'm a photographer.
01:12:35That's my job.
01:12:36I take photos.
01:12:38Yeah.
01:12:39He did say that you're obsessed with taking photos of him.
01:12:42He said that?
01:12:45How did you ever think a guy like Blake could choose a nobody like you?
01:12:51Well, I don't care about Blake.
01:12:52So go ahead.
01:12:54Go ahead.
01:12:54You can have him.
01:12:57Lucy.
01:13:00He did say you were sweet, but not somebody you would ever take seriously.
01:13:07Okay.
01:13:08Okay.
01:13:08Okay.
01:13:12Okay.
01:13:17I just don't understand why you don't want to be with me.
01:13:20Oh my God.
01:13:21You're so needy.
01:13:23If I would do anything for you, I broke up Blake and Lucy so that his head wouldn't be
01:13:29in the game tonight for you.
01:13:30What?
01:13:31How did you do that?
01:13:32Convinced Sophia to try and win him back.
01:13:34Blake doesn't want her, but Lucy doesn't do that.
01:13:37He's not back together with Sophia?
01:13:39I don't need you meddling with my life, okay?
01:13:42I can destroy Blake all on my own.
01:13:44Destroy Blake?
01:13:46Okay.
01:13:46How are you going to do that?
01:13:48Already done.
01:13:49Let's just say that he skates the sabotage and his ankle's going to break as soon as the
01:13:53puck drops.
01:13:56Adam, it's time to hit the ice.
01:13:59Let's go.
01:13:59We've got it, coach.
01:14:02Blake's going to break his ankle.
01:14:04That'll destroy his whole career.
01:14:06I got to save him before the puck drop.
01:14:14Let's go, Blakey Poo.
01:14:16Come on, Adam.
01:14:17Can't believe Lucy wanted me.
01:14:19You're not mad that Lucy wanted me, but you're mad that she didn't want you.
01:14:24I'm going to destroy you, Ashberger.
01:14:26Bring it on, Jones.
01:14:28Let's go, Blakey Poo.
01:14:29You're the best.
01:14:30Come on, Adam.
01:14:31You're so hot on the ice.
01:14:34Blake, stop.
01:14:35You're skates.
01:14:36They've been sabotaged.
01:14:37Don't drop the puck.
01:14:38I've got to save him.
01:14:42Well, here goes nothing.
01:14:53Blake, stop.
01:14:55What's this?
01:14:56A rabid face who said run out onto the ice.
01:14:59Hey, Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:10Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:12Blake, I had to save you.
01:15:15Save me?
01:15:16What?
01:15:17All right, miss.
01:15:18You know the ladies love Blake, but you can't be pummeling him on the ice.
01:15:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he tried to sabotage him.
01:15:25You did, huh?
01:15:30Now the Ramp fan seems to be accusing star player Adam Johnson of cheating.
01:15:34Somebody get her on the Chumbotron.
01:15:49Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth, huh?
01:15:59Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:16:08You got this, Lucy.
01:16:10Maybe I pretended to date Blake.
01:16:14Or so I thought it was like that, but, you know, I thought he was this big, notorious playboy.
01:16:20But that's actually you.
01:16:21He is nothing like that.
01:16:23He takes care of me.
01:16:26He supports me.
01:16:28He does everything I could ever ask for.
01:16:31And it doesn't even feel like pretend anymore.
01:16:34I've realized it's not, and I've realized that I actually love him.
01:16:45Well, this is taking quite a turn.
01:16:51Aw.
01:16:52Can we get back to hockey now?
01:16:54No, we cannot get back to hockey.
01:16:55You tried to break his fucking ankle.
01:16:57You're jealous of his career.
01:16:58Well, you literally have, like, no proof, so can you just...
01:17:02Oh, you don't have proof.
01:17:04Okay.
01:17:07Let's just say that he skates the sabotage.
01:17:09And his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops.
01:17:13You fucking asshole.
01:17:15Here's your proof.
01:17:16Asshole.
01:17:20You gotta go.
01:17:21You're done.
01:17:21What?
01:17:22No!
01:17:22You gotta go.
01:17:23This is...
01:17:23This is bullshit.
01:17:25This is bullshit!
01:17:31My nose!
01:17:35Oh!
01:17:39Hey!
01:17:40You're perfect.
01:17:41She's so close.
01:17:42I'm so loose.
01:17:45Lucy, did you mean what you just said back there?
01:17:47Did you really mean that?
01:17:48I did.
01:17:51I love you.
01:17:52And it didn't always just feel like pretending.
01:17:55You know, it was never pretend for me.
01:17:58Ever.
01:17:58Me, baby, she'd take me home.
01:18:04Woo!
01:18:05I won!
01:18:07Are you freaking kidding me?
01:18:12You got another one.
01:18:13Ah, no!
01:18:14Well, in my 30 years of announcing, I have to say I've never seen a more exciting start to a
01:18:18hockey game.
01:18:20It's a long way to go.
01:18:24You're doing great.
01:18:25You're doing great.
01:18:25So you won today.
01:18:27How does it feel?
01:18:29Yeah, it feels pretty good.
01:18:31You know, I'm just trying to make sure you don't break your ankle.
01:18:33I'm not.
01:18:34You know, after all this practice, I'm going to go pro.
01:18:37Yeah, maybe you could do the puck.
01:18:38Okay.
01:18:39What the fuck?
01:18:41I know I'm not that good, but I'll get better, okay?
01:18:44You know, I know something else you're pretty good at.
01:18:46Yeah.
01:18:52Really good.
01:18:54Yeah.
01:19:02Good.
01:19:03Calm down.
01:19:07You know, when there's a will, there's a will.
01:19:09Yeah.
01:19:09We could do this thing right now.
01:19:12Don't tempt me.
01:19:13Like, like.
01:19:15You know, today's the deadline for a whole fake dating thing.
01:19:23So I'm wondering, did you get what you wanted?
01:19:28You know, at first I told you that I wanted to win the playoffs.
01:19:31Yeah.
01:19:33You know, I really wanted to win the season.
01:19:39So do I.
01:19:42I just didn't know what happened.
01:19:45Sarah, I had no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:20:00Where'd it go?
01:20:01Yeah.
01:20:02That's good.
01:20:03You give me the butterflies.
01:20:06Yeah.
01:20:06I'm a dream.
01:20:07I'm a moon.
01:20:08I'm a fool.
01:20:09I'm dark into it.
01:20:10I'm a town.
01:20:11Can't do it.
01:20:12Just one sip.
01:20:13I'm a dick to do.
01:20:14I'm a dick to do.
01:20:15I'm a dick to do.
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