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Waterboy Second Down Full Movie
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00:00:15You're supposed to be helping me pack for college, remember?
00:00:18You were serious about that?
00:00:19Yes.
00:00:20I thought that was just an excuse to get your hot quarterback boyfriend over for a booty call.
00:00:30Pack first, we call later.
00:00:33No.
00:00:35Karma.
00:00:39You're taking the stuff with you?
00:00:41The Waterboy uniform? No, thank you.
00:00:43But I would like your whole jersey.
00:00:46Come on, give it.
00:00:48Well, pretty soon, you're going to have one of these from the NFL with my name on it.
00:00:53I know.
00:00:54But this one is always going to be special to me.
00:01:00Yes.
00:01:03Dad?
00:01:04Son, check MSC.
00:01:05You need to look at the NFL draft now.
00:01:12Oh, my God!
00:01:15Dad!
00:01:16You're the number one pick.
00:01:18My dreams just keep coming true, huh?
00:01:20We signed a contract this afternoon and you were on a plane to California in the morning!
00:01:25Woo!
00:01:26Congratulations, son.
00:01:27Okay.
00:01:27Oh, my God!
00:01:30You're the number one.
00:01:31I'm proud of you.
00:01:32Come to California with me.
00:01:34I'm going to college in Boston tomorrow.
00:01:36I...
00:01:39We knew long distance could be a possibility.
00:01:41We can make it work.
00:01:43Yeah.
00:01:45My biggest dream has always been the NFL, but...
00:01:49Caden's my first love.
00:01:50The one who made it safe for me to be gay.
00:01:52Can I take this next step without him?
00:01:55You did it.
00:01:56You did it.
00:01:56You did it.
00:02:01Thanks.
00:02:02I know.
00:02:02I took some...
00:02:03Look in.
00:02:03You did it.
00:02:05It's his favorite.
00:02:06It's not great.
00:02:11Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:02:12Everyone, don't sign yet.
00:02:14I want to get this on video.
00:02:15The moment my son, well, our son, joins the NFL.
00:02:22Caden, come here.
00:02:23I need you here for this.
00:02:25Oh, jeez.
00:02:26Come on, son.
00:02:27Okay.
00:02:31Okay.
00:02:39I'm turning down the NFL.
00:02:46Son, playing football for the NFL has been your dream since you could walk.
00:02:49Why would you give that up?
00:02:51Come on, Dad.
00:02:52The Cobras are all the way in California.
00:02:54It's across the country from Ivy.
00:02:56From Caden.
00:02:58Don't try to change my mind.
00:02:59I know.
00:03:00I know what I'm doing.
00:03:02You cannot give up your dream for some...
00:03:04some boy.
00:03:05Mom!
00:03:06Caden isn't just some boy, okay?
00:03:08Son, we gotta only think about this.
00:03:09Come on.
00:03:10Son, really.
00:03:10Come on.
00:03:11There's long distance, right?
00:03:13We can fly him out.
00:03:14It's fine.
00:03:14You are so stupid right now.
00:03:16Oh, my God.
00:03:17Enough!
00:03:18Okay?
00:03:19No one's gonna change my mind.
00:03:20Caden is more important to me.
00:03:22Son.
00:03:23Son!
00:03:24Donovan can't really be ready to give up his NFL dreams for me.
00:03:27First, you turned my son gay.
00:03:30And now you're ruining his life.
00:03:31I didn't turn him gay.
00:03:32You are the worst mistake he has made in his life.
00:03:36Break up with him.
00:03:37I would never do that.
00:03:38I love him.
00:03:38You love him.
00:03:40He is giving up his future for you.
00:03:43Tell me, Caden.
00:03:44Would you actually give up Ivy for him?
00:03:46I will talk to Donovan.
00:03:48I will make him understand that we can still be together even if he goes...
00:03:52Didn't you see what happened in Minnesota?
00:03:54If he is ever caught with you, his career is over.
00:03:59This is what happens to gay professional football players.
00:04:03Caden, if you truly love him, break up with him and make it hurt so bad that he runs to
00:04:10California
00:04:10And he never looks back.
00:04:12That he never pursues a relationship with someone like you.
00:04:16Otherwise, he will wake up one day.
00:04:19And he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:04:23And he will hate you for it.
00:04:26He looked to me so innocent.
00:04:30I never was the one to judge.
00:04:37You say that I'm indifferent.
00:04:40I haven't thought about it much.
00:04:44I can't let him give up his dreams for me.
00:04:46If it's meant to be, we'll find our way back to each other.
00:04:52Okay.
00:04:53Caden?
00:04:56I've loved you since you dyed my uniform equal colors.
00:04:59Will you marry me?
00:05:02Caden?
00:05:03Marry.
00:05:04I know you want to.
00:05:09Why am I nervous?
00:05:11No matter what I say, Caden will say yes.
00:05:17Looking good, Waterboy.
00:05:22I want to break up.
00:05:30Oh my god, dude, I thought you were serious or something.
00:05:32I am serious.
00:05:34I want a fresh start.
00:05:36New school, new pool of men.
00:05:40What do you mean?
00:05:41We talked about-
00:05:42You were just a high school experiment.
00:05:44It's over now.
00:05:45It's time to move on.
00:05:47I don't believe you.
00:05:49Caden, come on.
00:05:51If something's wrong, just talk to me about it.
00:05:54We can't break up.
00:05:57And he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:06:00And he will hate you for it.
00:06:03I found someone better.
00:06:06Gotta hit the road soon, babe.
00:06:09I don't fucking believe this.
00:06:11Believe what you want, it's over.
00:06:21Kid, if you don't want to be together, fine, but...
00:06:26You're my best friend.
00:06:29I can't lose that.
00:06:32Bottom line is, I've been here for a while and I'm impatient, compliant.
00:06:37Think it's worth the wait to just try this, cause I like you.
00:06:40What do you do?
00:06:41You don't seem to see the good I do.
00:06:44I'm sorry, Donovan.
00:06:45You won't go and join the NFL if I don't cut you off.
00:06:50Staying friends with a high school hookup is pathetic.
00:06:55Say that again.
00:06:57I dare you.
00:07:02I don't want to be your boyfriend or your friend.
00:07:08Then I guess that makes us enemies.
00:07:21Okay.
00:07:22I think he bought it.
00:07:23I honestly didn't think I could pull it off.
00:07:25How do you think I did?
00:07:28Hey.
00:07:29Hey, Caden.
00:07:32You don't have to do this.
00:07:34I do, I do have to do this.
00:07:35I...
00:07:36I can't be the reason that he gives up his NFL dreams.
00:07:41That's not up to you.
00:07:43That's up to him.
00:07:46He'll understand eventually.
00:07:48You'll see.
00:07:49He...
00:07:51Please, can you talk about this?
00:07:54Please.
00:08:12That...
00:08:15Uh...
00:08:15You tell him I change my mind.
00:08:18I'm gonna sign with the NFL.
00:08:27You think I'm disposable?
00:08:29Just wait, Caden.
00:08:32I'll be so big, you won't be able to escape me.
00:08:42Goddammit, we need bigger athletes.
00:08:44How are we gonna stand out here in Boston?
00:08:46All ideas welcome.
00:08:47A signing bonus, like a big one.
00:08:49Or a free car, like a Hummer.
00:08:51Throw parties with influencers.
00:08:53Could make us look really cool.
00:08:54We could turn overlooked talent into household names.
00:08:57Did I tell you to sit?
00:08:59Clean this shit up.
00:09:00Then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver to my house.
00:09:02I have ideas to pitch.
00:09:04What does a fudge packer like you know about sports?
00:09:07You are the diversity hire.
00:09:09Okay?
00:09:09I didn't want you here.
00:09:10If you don't like it, you can leave.
00:09:12If you fire me, I won't need the credits to graduate college.
00:09:15Then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch.
00:09:18Don't you guys love that?
00:09:22Yeah, I gotta take this.
00:09:23Here.
00:09:24Watch this press conference.
00:09:26We'll discuss it after.
00:09:27Hey, don't forget to clean up.
00:09:29This has no sugar in it.
00:09:30And you're ruining my fucking day, okay?
00:09:34Mr. Miller, you've led the California Cobras to three championship wins and won MVP every
00:09:40single year since you joined the NFL.
00:09:42What motivates you?
00:09:44Easy.
00:09:44My first love from high school.
00:09:50Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years.
00:09:53Not since our breakup.
00:09:55But going back in the closet made him the biggest, most loved quarterback in the world.
00:10:00How romantic.
00:10:01The love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
00:10:05That love inspired me.
00:10:07Once.
00:10:08Until I got dumped for another guy.
00:10:11Then hate became the bigger motivator.
00:10:14There's a rumor you got a career ending injury in last year's championships.
00:10:17Is that why you're leaving the Cobras?
00:10:19Okay.
00:10:20I tore my ACL in the championship, that's true.
00:10:22But I will be back by the end of the season.
00:10:25Does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
00:10:28Come on.
00:10:30I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
00:10:34I mean, what type of person dumps the Donovan Miller?
00:10:37Some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of.
00:10:40She's such a nobody the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of ten people.
00:10:45Is it Maple whatever?
00:10:46Maple Hills.
00:10:48There were 800 students.
00:10:51You know the enrollment?
00:10:54You went there?
00:10:55Oh.
00:10:56My.
00:10:57God.
00:10:58You're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
00:11:04Oh.
00:11:05Oh my God.
00:11:06Do you see his face?
00:11:08I bet that's one of his fantasies.
00:11:10Getting bug banged by the star QB.
00:11:13Did Donovan even know you existed?
00:11:17Yes.
00:11:18We crossed paths.
00:11:31I've never kissed a guy before.
00:11:34Am I doing it right?
00:11:37Donovan did know me.
00:11:39Oh yeah, maybe in your dreams, bud.
00:11:40Fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller.
00:11:44Not only did he know who I am, I helped him win the state championship senior year.
00:11:47Oh my God.
00:11:48This Twinkie Pie actually believes his fantasies are real.
00:11:53Try cleaning, now!
00:11:55We told him.
00:11:57We have a huge potential client in tomorrow.
00:12:00Everybody dress for success.
00:12:02I need you on your A game.
00:12:03We need to sign this guy.
00:12:06Who is it?
00:12:08Donovan Miller.
00:12:09Donovan Miller.
00:12:09Oh!
00:12:12Looks like Caden's fantasy is about to come to life, huh?
00:12:15Ha!
00:12:16Ha!
00:12:16Ha!
00:12:16Ha!
00:12:17Ha!
00:12:22Sorry for teasing you.
00:12:24We just like to rip the newbies.
00:12:25We cool?
00:12:31Ooh, heads up.
00:12:32Tomorrow's theme day.
00:12:33If you show up in something tied to Donovan Miller, Dick will love it.
00:12:37I have Donovan's old jersey.
00:12:39Will this make Dick take me seriously?
00:12:55What you doing?
00:12:57Staring at your hot sexy quarterback ex-boyfriend again?
00:13:00I was looking something up for my internship.
00:13:03Right.
00:13:04And I'm wearing all black.
00:13:08You should quit.
00:13:09They treat you like shit.
00:13:11I can't.
00:13:12They are literally the only place that would take me with my grades and...
00:13:16I need an intern credit to graduate.
00:13:19Donovan has no idea, does he?
00:13:22That you were so wrecked after the breakup that you nearly flunked out of college.
00:13:27I don't know, man.
00:13:29I think you should tell him.
00:13:31He doesn't want to hear from me.
00:13:34Besides, I'll never see him again, so it doesn't matter.
00:13:38Good morning, boss.
00:13:39Please open your books to page 42.
00:14:03Please open your books to page 42.
00:14:12What is going on at the...
00:14:17Why is the room like this?
00:14:19Because Donovan is here.
00:14:22You're lying?
00:14:26but i haven't seen him since it's been three years okay well get ready because
00:14:32aaron's about to bring him in here he is the donovan who actually knows you exist
00:14:41now you can act out all your perverted little homo fantasies come on kate and kiss him kiss
00:14:46your big quarterback crush you can have the real thing
00:14:58it's been years since i broke up with donovan so he joined the nfl
00:15:02and i'm still not over him
00:15:07what the hell is going on in here sir it looks like kaden knew that donovan was coming today and
00:15:13he wanted to show him that he's his biggest fan you are my biggest fan
00:15:26i've watched all your games and i've i've tracked all your career moves
00:15:31do you know i'm your biggest fan
00:15:34it must be nice wish i could turn on the tv and see the person i miss
00:15:42why are you wearing this i told everybody to dress sharp today i'm wearing donovan's old jersey from
00:15:48high school because camille told me it was a theme day
00:15:51sir kaden kept bragging about how him and donovan went to school together and we're best friends
00:15:55that is not what i said and sir we're really worried that kaden might be a dangerous stalker
00:16:01yeah you better have an explanation for all of this or you are fired
00:16:08donovan and i do know each other please don tell them
00:16:15who are you
00:16:25still a bully
00:16:27you haven't changed at all have you
00:16:38can we all
00:16:43you're not fucking funny now clean all this shit up or you can kiss my contract
00:16:47goodbye
00:17:07you kept my jersey
00:17:10at the back i don't want it
00:17:12i don't want my fucking high school football jersey back
00:17:21you weren't wearing glasses
00:17:25it's been three years i upgraded to contacts
00:17:30i liked you better before
00:17:32what do you want
00:17:33i want you to be honest for once
00:17:36about why you dumped me back then
00:17:37me? after you pretended to not know me up there?
00:17:44aren't you curious about why i'm here?
00:17:48you got traded to the book captain
00:17:50okay
00:17:52i had five offers
00:17:54why do you think i chose boston?
00:17:56you have a strong scoring record
00:17:58don't be stupid kaden
00:18:01i came here for you
00:18:06i came here for you
00:18:06you came here for me
00:18:10come on you don't actually think i came here to get you back did you?
00:18:15what makes you think i would even want you back?
00:18:18oh you haven't changed since high school
00:18:21pretending you don't want me when
00:18:22you clearly do
00:18:26i did see you dreaming about me in class
00:18:30you were yelling my name
00:18:32i did dream about you
00:18:34but it's called a nightmare
00:18:35and explain your boner
00:18:37kaden?
00:18:47of course i want you
00:18:50you're gorgeous
00:18:52you're talented
00:18:53thank you
00:18:54well in doubt
00:18:57i knew it
00:18:58but just because i want to sleep with you doesn't mean i want you back
00:19:03liar
00:19:08you said you came here for me
00:19:10why?
00:19:16to make your life a living hell
00:19:20this isn't high school
00:19:21you know i fight back
00:19:23well i'm counting on it
00:19:25no way you can catch this flow
00:19:27on another level
00:19:27tip it up if you know
00:19:28the pressure makes diamonds
00:19:29i'm shining bright
00:19:30the festive feels like a city at night
00:19:36mr miller
00:19:37i saved you a seat
00:19:38it's far away from your gay stalker
00:19:40in case he can't control himself
00:19:43you're the one with the cardboard cutout of donovan
00:19:45Russell let's keep it professional in the office huh?
00:19:48me?
00:19:49he just called me a gay stalker
00:19:51the shoe who fits
00:19:53sorry about him mr miller
00:19:54please grab a seat
00:20:09all right team
00:20:11let's show mr miller why he should sign with us
00:20:13mr miller
00:20:14any notes before they pitch?
00:20:16well i'm new to the bus and bobcats
00:20:19i'm rehabbing my acl
00:20:20no but i fully intend to be back by the end of the season
00:20:22and until then
00:20:24i mean i don't want my fans to forget about me
00:20:27you heard the man man
00:20:28let's go
00:20:29what's always trending online
00:20:32cats
00:20:32we post them in one of your jerseys
00:20:34and it's gonna go viral
00:20:37a magazine spread
00:20:39you surrounded by big titty models
00:20:43bonus
00:20:44you can bang him after her
00:20:46good luck hooking donovan with the promise of tits
00:20:50look if these are the ideas you guys have
00:20:52and i'm not sure this is a match
00:20:53so i'ma head out
00:20:54no no no please
00:20:55we're just getting started
00:20:57fine
00:20:58i'll give you one more chance
00:21:00kaden
00:21:02since you know me so well
00:21:04why don't we hear your ideas
00:21:14uh
00:21:15i was told not to prepare a pitch
00:21:17right dick?
00:21:19kaden's just here as a favor to his school
00:21:22and to fulfill our diversity hire
00:21:24these other interns they're way more qualified
00:21:26this is my chance to prove myself to dick
00:21:29and show donovan my life didn't fall apart without him
00:21:36i was thinking that anything that you do in public it needs to fit his brand
00:21:41so cats don't make sense and you know given your secretive dating history
00:21:47um a horny magazine spread doesn't either
00:21:50genius
00:21:50so uh yeah
00:21:53okay so what would you suggest?
00:21:56uh a brand deal
00:21:59watches, football gear, anything you would authentically use
00:22:01and sell and um
00:22:03uh visit to a school
00:22:05to show boston that you're ready to join
00:22:07the community
00:22:13wow
00:22:15those ideas are actually pretty uh
00:22:18awful
00:22:19thank you
00:22:20a school visit?
00:22:21what are we running a daycare?
00:22:23i'm sorry you had to hear that mr miller
00:22:25please
00:22:25forgive him
00:22:26your grand idea would be getting donovan a pr girlfriend
00:22:31oh my god
00:22:32oh my god
00:22:33i have an idea
00:22:35why don't we get mr miller
00:22:36a pr girlfriend
00:22:37to someone super famous
00:22:38yeah
00:22:39yes
00:22:40that's perfect camille
00:22:41i want you to take the lead
00:22:42no
00:22:44i want kaden
00:22:49no no no
00:22:51camille
00:22:52camille
00:22:52she would be better
00:22:54so much better
00:22:55cute
00:22:56but i want kaden
00:22:58is that a problem?
00:23:00of course not
00:23:02i'll get the paperwork started
00:23:04meet me in my office
00:23:06brussel you come too
00:23:09excellent
00:23:10looks like you're mine
00:23:11again
00:23:20i don't know what you are planning donovan but i need this job okay
00:23:25and i just gave you job security dude
00:23:27have you learned nothing about me from high school?
00:23:31oh
00:23:32i learned everything about you
00:23:35the way you feel
00:23:39the taste
00:23:41if this is some
00:23:42freaky homo thing
00:23:46kaden was just telling me his brilliant ideas and i got a little excited
00:23:50hey great news
00:23:51i got a date set up with alicia
00:23:54rising pop star
00:23:58okay i'll agree to your date
00:24:00as long as you make kaden my assistant
00:24:02oh i think that's a terrible idea
00:24:04kaden doesn't know the difference between a jockstrap and a g-string
00:24:08gays don't know sports
00:24:11okay but dick
00:24:15i'm gay
00:24:23all the more reason for you to sign this contract and go on that date
00:24:26look
00:24:27my agency
00:24:28can keep your secret
00:24:29okay and what if i don't want to keep it a fucking secret anymore dick
00:24:32you know any other
00:24:34gay nfl players
00:24:35the offers dry up pretty fast for your kind once the word gets out
00:24:43fine
00:24:43i'll sign
00:24:46if
00:24:46you make kaden my assistant
00:24:50no
00:24:50no dick
00:24:51shh
00:24:52hell him dick
00:24:52oh
00:24:53kaden's all yours mr miller
00:24:54you do with him whatever you see
00:24:56this
00:24:56i think i liked you dick
00:24:58i like you back at me
00:24:59hell yeah let's get my john hancock on this motherfucker
00:25:02do you have a pen
00:25:02dude yes
00:25:13where the hell is kaden
00:25:19smile donovan
00:25:21up here our relationship works better when you at least pretend to be interested in me
00:25:27i need a drink
00:25:33kaden
00:25:34what are you doing here
00:25:35i am babysitting a client for work
00:25:39you
00:25:40i'm waiting for my boyfriend
00:25:44hey don't take this the wrong way but you don't look so good
00:25:48the client that i am babysitting
00:25:51it's donovan
00:25:53he signed with my agency and now he's determined to torture me
00:25:58he has no idea we've given up for him
00:26:01donovan has to know
00:26:03donovan has to know what
00:26:07that you can't just push people around cause you're famous for playing some stupid game
00:26:10so you two are still together huh
00:26:12let him go
00:26:16you two should join us
00:26:19no you're on a date
00:26:21well you have to do everything i say
00:26:23so you're joining us
00:26:26that's an order
00:26:36i will have the ribeye medium rare
00:26:39and he will have the mushroom ravioli
00:26:41i will order for myself
00:26:44okay
00:26:46tell the nice waitress what you'd like
00:26:50i'll have the um
00:26:54i'll have the mushroom ravioli
00:26:56thank you
00:26:59wow donovan
00:27:00you sure know a lot about your assistant
00:27:04no he doesn't
00:27:05we knew each other in high school
00:27:08intimately
00:27:14so what was donny like in high school?
00:27:16was he a player?
00:27:18would i have been his type?
00:27:21um
00:27:24donovan
00:27:25go on caden
00:27:27tell her my type
00:27:33donovan was um
00:27:35into nerds
00:27:36my ex was student body president
00:27:39i would not have pictured you with a nerd
00:27:42what was she like?
00:27:47i don't know
00:27:48i don't know
00:27:49i don't know
00:27:49you know what i can't answer that
00:27:51my ex was strong
00:27:55confident in who they were
00:27:57being around them made me feel
00:27:59safe to be myself for the first time in my life
00:28:01maybe i should tell donovan the real reason i broke up with him
00:28:04and then they dumped me
00:28:07yeah they told me i was a pathetic high school experiment and left
00:28:11the person i loved most played my ass
00:28:16nobody played you
00:28:17no
00:28:19well if that's the case
00:28:20maybe i should just call my ex up and see how my ex feels about me now
00:28:27although the heart on your sporting gives me a pretty good idea
00:28:30ah
00:28:32no no no no no
00:28:34um
00:28:35no
00:28:37are you okay?
00:28:39yeah i um
00:28:41just telling myself i will just go to the bathroom and i will clean that right up
00:28:45um
00:28:51having fun donovan
00:29:03get out donovan
00:29:04why?
00:29:05might i embarrass you in front of your boyfriend?
00:29:07just grow up
00:29:10how long do you think your boyfriend would hang around if he got his kiss out?
00:29:12god
00:29:13donovan wouldn't care because he's not my boyfriend
00:29:17okay if that's true
00:29:19why the fuck did you break up with me three years ago?
00:29:25it's complicated
00:29:26bullshit kaden
00:29:27it's been years
00:29:31i deserve the truth
00:29:38i can't tell him everything about our breakup
00:29:41but i can give him a piece
00:29:42an olive branch
00:29:45you were gonna give up the nfl
00:29:48for me
00:29:50the donovan that i love would never abandon his dream
00:29:54you're holding back
00:29:57why won't you just tell me everything?
00:29:59because it's too late
00:30:10what is it gonna take for you to leave me alone?
00:30:13i'll do whatever you want
00:30:17i'll back off
00:30:19if you beg
00:30:22on your knees
00:30:31you're hooking up with your assistant?
00:30:33no no no no i
00:30:34it um
00:30:35it's not what it looks like there was something
00:30:37i cannot believe
00:30:37the country's hottest football player is gay
00:30:41sweetheart
00:30:42come on you signed an nda
00:30:44you can't tell
00:30:47this is not my first time as a beard
00:30:50i'll keep your secret
00:30:51but don't get caught
00:30:52i will not let you make me look stupid
00:30:55oh
00:30:55i won't embarrass you
00:30:58i promise
00:30:59be more careful
00:31:01you may be the country's hottest football player right now
00:31:04but that can and will go away in an instant
00:31:07got it?
00:31:10good kids
00:31:11now it's all
00:31:15say i used to have a snaggle tooth
00:31:16yeah it's not that bad
00:31:18thanks
00:31:19mr miller is there anything i can get you?
00:31:20man i was looking at some of your old face and
00:31:22what is this?
00:31:24draggling knees
00:31:32is there a problem?
00:31:34i don't
00:31:37need
00:31:38you kept this?
00:31:40of course
00:31:42come on i mean
00:31:43so many good memories
00:31:53i stood up to the homophobic football team
00:31:56and now i'm the waterfall
00:31:57to the hot poor back from hell
00:32:00this is bullying
00:32:02well
00:32:03looks like i guessed your size right?
00:32:06fine
00:32:08i'll do your damn dry cleaning
00:32:09is there anything else?
00:32:11well that's it
00:32:12get to work waterboy
00:32:15i'm not your waterboy
00:32:16i'm your assistant
00:32:19well assistant or waterboy
00:32:21either way you're his bitch
00:32:23looks like you're bottom in the bedroom
00:32:24and in life
00:32:25oh
00:32:28hey you go get me some coffee
00:32:29you can clean out my jock straps
00:32:31and you
00:32:32get on the floor and shine my fucking shoes
00:32:35now
00:32:36yeah
00:32:42looks like you're all my bitches now
00:32:44no you're right that was a good
00:32:45that's a really good point
00:32:46that's why you're in charge
00:32:47so if you fuck with Caden again
00:32:48you're fired
00:32:53my dry cleaning is not gonna do itself
00:32:57good boy
00:32:59make sure you get that stain out
00:33:08what now?
00:33:10fan mail
00:33:13these are just the ones that wanna hook up with me
00:33:15sort through it and pull out the hot ones
00:33:23so should i pull out just the guys for you or are you looking for another PR girlfriend?
00:33:29jealous?
00:33:37why would i be jealous of someone getting my sloppy seconds?
00:33:42never mind
00:33:43i'll just give them all a chance
00:33:46you can leave
00:34:07not a chance
00:34:16is there a chance for love?
00:34:19is there a chance for kids?
00:34:23we only got one life
00:34:26we need this hatred to see
00:34:29what do you want?
00:34:34uh i'm craving those fancy donuts you know the ones with the like uh weird flavors and designs
00:34:42and shit and you're telling me this because bring them to me assistant unless you want me to call
00:34:49dick i get it you don't need to threaten me good oh and uh wear your glasses for me water
00:34:59boy
00:35:13you're your majesty can i go now i'm not done with you yet
00:35:24i can't eat those all myself i don't have time for this
00:35:27really because dick said that you're mine for everything and anything i want
00:35:50this is why i gave donovan up so he could chase his nfl dreams and enjoy success like this
00:35:57put the donuts over here
00:36:04can i leave now no
00:36:08feed me
00:36:09i got feelings for you
00:36:24delicious
00:36:31i need a real taste
00:36:37what did you do that for i want to taste it on you
00:36:53i don't recall being on the menu
00:36:56are you sure
00:36:58because i kind of need more
00:37:06we can't do this
00:37:08what are you afraid of
00:37:12what
00:37:14scared that your star quarterback ex is the best you'll ever have
00:37:21i'm the one who broke up with you remember
00:37:26fine assistant
00:37:29before tomorrow
00:37:30find me a brand deal
00:37:32it's the middle of the night
00:37:34i'm donovan miller
00:37:37it'll take you five seconds
00:37:40fine
00:37:42see you tomorrow
00:37:44sir
00:37:45oh you forgot your uniform
00:37:50i will not wear the waterboy uniform
00:37:52we're gonna leave high school in the past where it belongs
00:37:55oh no no no no no
00:37:57this uniform
00:37:59is so much better
00:38:11i can't wear this
00:38:14this scrap of fabric barely covers my junk
00:38:16don't worry
00:38:18this one
00:38:18is for my eyes only
00:38:21oh
00:38:23and there will be surprise checks to make sure you're wearing them
00:38:32good night
00:38:34see you at the brand deal tomorrow
00:38:44wow you actually managed to get me a last minute brand deal
00:38:47it's impressive
00:38:48i stayed up all night making it happen so
00:38:50if you want me to fail you're gonna have to try a little bit harder
00:38:54noted
00:38:59tracking shots for the photographer
00:39:02you trust me to do this
00:39:04well you got this brand deal for mr miller i think you can handle it
00:39:07good work
00:39:09just don't uh
00:39:10fuck it up fruitcake
00:39:21are you fucking kidding me
00:39:24you two you distracted mr miller
00:39:27out
00:39:28hey dude it's just water it'll dry
00:39:30we don't have time photos are due in less than an hour
00:39:36i don't know
00:39:36your pants will work take them off now
00:39:50take off your pants twain
00:39:52uh yeah do you want to ruin mr moe's shoot
00:39:54um i'm sure there's some other um
00:39:57donovan i can't take them off tell tell them
00:40:00hand them over
00:40:02water boy
00:40:03if i strip everyone will see my underwear
00:40:06take off your pants
00:40:09or i'll take them off for you
00:40:12you think i'm kidding
00:40:25is that donovan's face all over kaden's junk
00:40:28oh my god oh my god
00:40:30i gotta wait please
00:40:32oh my god don't get too excited because your buckles out
00:40:34look at this
00:40:37happy now
00:40:39very
00:40:46oh my god
00:40:49wow i knew you had a crush on donovan but this is next level stalker behavior
00:40:53i guess he really wanted donovan on his dick
00:40:55it is
00:40:56it's not like that
00:40:58donovan made me
00:40:59yeah right he wouldn't do that dick hey you see this
00:41:03you have gone too far kaden this is sexual harassment you're fired
00:41:08no please please okay
00:41:09guy he's telling the truth okay i made him wear these
00:41:13man you don't have to lie to protect a gay predator
00:41:16no he's telling the truth okay i gave him these
00:41:18so all of you need to delete those pictures or you will be hearing from my army of lawyers
00:41:24but why
00:41:28because i want him back
00:41:32did donovan just out himself to protect me oh i get it mr miller you mean you have his back
00:41:39oh he gave those to kaden because he knows he's a fan yeah he was being nice that makes way
00:41:45more
00:41:45sense okay but that's not what i said no that is exactly what happened okay so if you all don't
00:41:50mind i am going to find some pants
00:41:55he destroyed me three years ago why do i still want to protect him
00:42:00yeah let's do this thing come on
00:42:08i'm disappointed in you mr russell you're about to fail
00:42:12how do i get my grades up
00:42:14i heard you're assisting donovan miller
00:42:17no fucking shot some twink is assisting the donovan miller
00:42:23if you can get donovan to guest lecture for the class
00:42:26i'll guarantee a passing grade
00:42:28even if he does work for donovan miller no shot he'd be able to get him here right
00:42:33i will get him here for your sake mr russell i hope donovan pulls through
00:42:43looking out of school and a fairy tough combo don't listen to them they all have small penises
00:42:50also if you hold it like this it's a smiley face
00:42:54anytime
00:43:07there he is the man of the freaking hour
00:43:10bragging that he's his best buddies with the biggest quarterback in the country do you need
00:43:14something admit you don't know donovan miller i hate liars i didn't lie about anything you're a
00:43:20gay-ass pansy liar donovan is a football god there's no way he knows you exist believe what you want
00:43:25you're an asshole
00:43:28come on bro this homo isn't worth our time
00:43:32donovan does know who i am but he's never gonna know you because you're a meathead waste of space
00:43:37oh princess you fucked up i'm gonna make you eat your words
00:43:43better yet
00:43:44i'm gonna make you eat my nuts i had an extra long practice today this baby is ripe isn't it
00:43:50every gay boy's dream to lick a hot football player's junk sure if you're funny hot football
00:43:53players let me know get off me you're gonna fucking pay for that you cocksucker help stop it
00:44:02open up twink i want to make sure you get a really good taste
00:44:06oh hey the next person who touches kaden is dead donovan miller back away from kaden
00:44:17it's mine
00:44:20i thought i told you to defend yourself better than this back in high school
00:44:24you two actually know each other and what business of that is yours
00:44:28you writing about me again my lecturer found out that i'm your assistant she asked me to invite you
00:44:33to class and nate found out and thought i was making it up you should have heard him acting
00:44:37like you do his bidding i was teaching the fairy some respect i will do his bidding i'd do anything
00:44:44wow congratulations today was your last day as a football player
00:44:51wait what i play for ivy not the nfl you can't get me kicked off
00:44:58watch me get in the car and i'm taking you home
00:45:11i was handling that okay you can say thank you
00:45:16look those assholes live shitty pathetic lives that's why they mess with you
00:45:22i never was the one to judge
00:45:23it's because you're better than them
00:45:28you still think that after i broke your heart yes
00:45:36kaden i do anything for you
00:45:43i'll break my heart a thousand times and i'd say the same
00:46:08i don't know how bad that would have gone
00:46:12i doubt they mess with you again
00:46:16you see nate's face i think he's gonna piss himself
00:46:28you came all this way for me why oh yeah
00:46:36your ass is mine tonight
00:46:52don't just stand there we're here to train
00:46:55aren't you injured yeah i gotta work hard if i want to be back by the end of the season
00:46:59but if you work out before you're fully healed you can make your injury work
00:47:02yeah it's a risk i'll take this is all that kept me alive when you
00:47:06i broke up with donovan so he could succeed in the nfl i can't let him lose that dream now
00:47:13put me to work
00:47:20grab my feet
00:47:28this is torture how can i want my ex this much when i know i can't have him
00:47:36i know what you're thinking
00:47:42how could you possibly know what i'm thinking
00:47:51you want the truth yeah okay i want every dark dirty thought you've ever had water boy
00:47:58i was thinking that after three years in the nfl
00:48:06you'd have no muscle
00:48:10am i not fit enough for you
00:48:12i don't know sure you're not having trouble tackling the other guys
00:48:28i'm not interested in being tackled by you
00:48:31really or are you just scared to have him pressed against you
00:48:43you're still sure you've seen bigger
00:48:45i don't know if you're a little donnie
00:48:50you're the biggest
00:48:53Fuck, Gaten.
00:48:58You don't have to stare.
00:49:01I'm just...
00:49:03I'm surprised.
00:49:05I thought you hated me.
00:49:08What?
00:49:08Am I supposed to just pretend that I'm not attracted to you anymore?
00:49:15We both don't have the same effect on you.
00:49:17I cannot go down this dangerous road with my closeted ex-boyfriend.
00:49:21Especially not in a public setting.
00:49:25Um...
00:49:26We should get back to training.
00:49:31Camera and Cone Drills, you can find me over there.
00:49:36Outing as usual, he doesn't get his way.
00:49:53Ready?
00:49:53Go.
00:49:56Ah!
00:49:57Fuck!
00:49:58Donovan!
00:50:01Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:50:02Let me look at it.
00:50:03Hey, hey, hey.
00:50:04It's fine.
00:50:04No, it is clearly not.
00:50:05Let me look at it.
00:50:09Where is it?
00:50:09What do you fucking think?
00:50:11My knee, dude.
00:50:12Okay, what can I do to help?
00:50:14I don't know.
00:50:16The team PT massage is it for me.
00:50:20I do it myself, but...
00:50:22My body locks up when I'm in this...
00:50:24Pain.
00:50:29There's no PT staff here this late.
00:50:32I could make an appointment for...
00:50:33No, it's fine.
00:50:33Don't worry about it.
00:50:37I wanted you not to work out.
00:50:38No, look at you.
00:50:47Hayden, I'm going to kiss you now.
00:50:53I broke Donovan's heart so he'd chase his NFL dreams.
00:50:56But I never stopped wanting my first love.
00:50:58Star quarterback.
00:51:01If you don't want to kiss me, you need to tell me right now.
00:51:11I don't want you to kiss me.
00:51:14Hayden, I can tell when you're lying.
00:51:23You want me to kiss me?
00:51:27We could get caught, yes.
00:51:29Okay.
00:51:31Let's go back to my place.
00:51:39Then hash out what happened two years ago and then make up for us.
00:51:45Is that the way you kissed me?
00:51:47To manipulate me into talking about our breakup.
00:51:50No, but come on.
00:51:52I can't tell Donovan his mom forced me to break up with him.
00:51:56He'll never forgive her.
00:51:57Or me.
00:52:02This was a mistake.
00:52:04What was a mistake?
00:52:06Kissing me?
00:52:06Or liking it?
00:52:15All of it.
00:52:17All of it was a mistake.
00:52:20Wow.
00:52:21Okay.
00:52:22Well, you know what?
00:52:24Thank you so much for stopping me from doing something I regret.
00:52:28I'm going to go back to what actually matters to me.
00:52:30Kissing yourself, too.
00:52:31You lost the right to care about me when you broke my heart, okay?
00:52:35Just go home, okay?
00:52:36I don't need you.
00:52:43That guess didn't feel like a mistake.
00:52:45But maybe...
00:52:46Maybe I never should have come back for Caden.
00:53:14There's no one here this late.
00:53:16With your injury I was... I was worried. I... I couldn't leave you.
00:53:29Okay, well it's past midnight. Why don't you stop me so you can go home?
00:53:33I know how important this training is for you.
00:53:37Well, you wasted your time.
00:53:40I hope you're not expecting a ride back to campus.
00:53:43Don't worry, Donovan. I don't expect anything from you anymore.
00:54:04Get in.
00:54:06I'm waiting for the bus.
00:54:07I checked the schedule and the last bus came an hour ago.
00:54:10Then I'll walk.
00:54:13Caden, it's late, you're exhausted, and I'm offering you a ride home with the top quarterback in the country.
00:54:17Well, I got plenty of sleep while I was waiting for you to finish training.
00:54:20Caden, you have five seconds to get in the car or I'll make you.
00:54:26Five, four, three...
00:54:27You know what, Donovan? This isn't high school anymore. You can't just tell me what to do.
00:54:30Caden, get in the car!
00:54:32No!
00:54:34Hey!
00:54:35Hey!
00:54:36Get up!
00:54:36Stop!
00:54:37Stop!
00:54:37What the hell, Donovan?
00:54:38Put me down!
00:54:40Put me down!
00:54:41Put me down!
00:54:41You could've just gotten yourself.
00:54:42What are you serious?
00:54:43Right now?
00:54:43Jesus Christ.
00:54:44Thank you, Polly.
00:54:49I don't regret it.
00:54:51The kiss.
00:54:54Being with you, I don't...
00:54:56I don't regret any of it.
00:55:02Did you get some rice cake?
00:55:18Why are you moving so much?
00:55:19I'm gonna get comfy.
00:55:21Shit.
00:55:33I came to Boston to destroy Caden from breaking my heart three years ago.
00:55:37But no matter how hard I try, I can't stop loving him.
00:55:58Go away, Jones.
00:56:00It's Saturday.
00:56:02Go away!
00:56:08Donovan!
00:56:10What are you doing?
00:56:11I was cleared to go to training camp.
00:56:13And as my assistant, you're coming with me.
00:56:16I can't miss class.
00:56:19You said that if I guess lecture, then you automatically pass.
00:56:23Right?
00:56:23Yeah, but I still-
00:56:24But nothing!
00:56:25This is an order, Waterboy.
00:56:28You're coming.
00:56:29No, I can pack that!
00:56:30Please!
00:56:43Dammit!
00:56:45Well, well, well.
00:56:48I never thought you were actually a stalker.
00:56:51Okay, it is not like that I- I forgot I had them.
00:56:55These were at the top of your underwear drawer.
00:57:00I know exactly what you were doing with these.
00:57:04Tell me I'm wrong.
00:57:05I can't tell my ex who hates me that I look at those photos when I miss him.
00:57:10Fine.
00:57:11I use them to jerk off.
00:57:16Why are you packing those?
00:57:17Because you're going to need them.
00:57:18Um, tonight when you're alone in your hotel room and I'm with someone else?
00:57:26What?
00:57:28Move it!
00:57:31Goddamn!
00:57:33She bad?
00:57:34She bad too!
00:57:36Man, this is lit!
00:57:38I love this place.
00:57:39We need to come here more often.
00:57:40Goddamn!
00:57:41Who knew training camp would have this many bad bitches?
00:57:44Don't you have a girlfriend?
00:57:50What are you doing bro?
00:57:51Go tap that!
00:57:53Dude, I'm dating Alicia, remember?
00:57:55No one on my team knows Alicia is just a PR girlfriend.
00:57:59And that I'm gay and hung up on my ex-boyfriend.
00:58:02I don't see your girlfriend here.
00:58:04And plus, we need regular Poon to play at our best.
00:58:06I mean, it's science.
00:58:08Listen, I'll do you a favor, roomie.
00:58:11I'll let you have the room to yourself tonight.
00:58:12And I won't tell your girlfriend.
00:58:15Gee, thanks.
00:58:16Alright, no problem.
00:58:17I got it.
00:58:17Alright.
00:58:18I shined your cleats and pumped your balls and I got my room key.
00:58:21So, do you need anything else?
00:58:23Um, would you actually grab me a water?
00:58:25Then you're free to go.
00:58:40Enjoy those pictures of me tonight, water boy.
00:58:44Hey, gay boy, you offered to play with Donovan's balls and not mine?
00:58:52Sure.
00:58:52Whatever you say.
00:58:54Gross.
00:58:56Don't you worry about having an assistant who maybe is sniffing your jockstrap when you're
00:59:01not looking?
00:59:02Don't worry about it.
00:59:04Nah.
00:59:05I got you man.
00:59:06Hold on.
00:59:07Hey beautiful.
00:59:08Hi.
00:59:08Hey, how you doing?
00:59:09I'm good.
00:59:09You look lovely.
00:59:10You look lovely.
00:59:10Can you do me a favor and fuck the gay out of this twink please?
00:59:13I'll give you $10,000.
00:59:15Just listen.
00:59:16Don't take no for an answer.
00:59:17It's a yes if he gets harsh.
00:59:19That's enough.
00:59:24Leave my assistant the fuck alone.
00:59:28Are you really defending this bag?
00:59:34Did you really just hit me for that freaking twink?
00:59:38Why do you even care?
00:59:40I mean Donovan.
00:59:41Are you gay?
00:59:44That's none of your business.
00:59:46Hell yeah it is.
00:59:47We train together.
00:59:48We travel together.
00:59:49We shower together.
00:59:50It's not safe.
00:59:55Baby, oh my god.
00:59:56What happened to your face?
00:59:57It's alright.
00:59:58It's something.
00:59:58This is my girlfriend, Maya.
01:00:01Donovan.
01:00:02Donovan?
01:00:03Kaden?
01:00:04Hey.
01:00:05You know these guys, baby?
01:00:06Yeah.
01:00:06We went to high school together.
01:00:07Crazy.
01:00:09Then you can explain this.
01:00:10Is America's favorite QB, Donovan Miller, gay?
01:00:21You two are so dead.
01:00:24I can't wait to put you on blast.
01:00:26Maya, this isn't what it looks like.
01:00:28We were...
01:00:30Yeah, we just got Latian and we fell.
01:00:32Out of your clothes and onto each other's dicks?
01:00:35Maya hated us in high school and now she has the power to out Donovan and ruin his future.
01:00:42Why are you asking?
01:00:43Because I don't want to be on the same team as a homo freak.
01:00:49Are you kidding me?
01:00:51No, Donovan dated me in high school.
01:00:53He's definitely not gay.
01:00:54Trust me, I would know.
01:00:56And this whole, like, macho man against the gays act isn't very ally of you, so go clean up your
01:01:00face and update your programming to this decade.
01:01:02Go.
01:01:05Goodness.
01:01:06Sorry, we're still working on him.
01:01:10Um...
01:01:10Wow, did you just save our asses?
01:01:12Oh, I'd rather save your ass than catch you flashing it again.
01:01:17I don't get it.
01:01:19What?
01:01:19You hate us.
01:01:21Oh!
01:01:22You know, that whole feud was so high school, I've really grown a lot since then.
01:01:25I'm, like, woke now.
01:01:26You'd be surprised.
01:01:27Besides, I really love you two together.
01:01:28Makes me happy.
01:01:29Oh, uh, we're not together anymore.
01:01:31Really?
01:01:33Oh.
01:01:34Doesn't look like that to me.
01:01:41Ah!
01:01:43I should go to bed.
01:01:44Alone.
01:01:45Big day tomorrow.
01:01:47Okay.
01:01:50Mm-hmm.
01:01:52You go, Rainbow!
01:01:53Yeah.
01:01:54Bye, Queen.
01:01:56Is this, like, a gay thing I don't get yet?
01:02:05Two beds?
01:02:07You're bunking me with someone else's assistant.
01:02:20You know he's still in love with you, right?
01:02:23He broke up with me.
01:02:24Okay?
01:02:25I was ready to give up the NFL for him, and he dumped me.
01:02:29Oh, I know.
01:02:30That's all everyone at Maple Hills could talk about back then.
01:02:32Lovely.
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:34Yeah.
01:02:34Did you ever think it was weird, though?
01:02:36I mean, you offer to walk away from your dream for him, and then suddenly Kanan wants
01:02:39to break up?
01:02:41Yeah, well, he had another guy lined up.
01:02:46You know, maybe your high school love didn't make it, but there's definitely something new
01:02:50there.
01:02:51And you'd be stupid not to go after it.
01:02:53What?
01:02:55Go after what?
01:02:57Uh?
01:02:59I'm gonna take you up on your offer, man.
01:03:01Don't come back to the room tonight.
01:03:03Hmm.
01:03:03Alright.
01:03:04Nice.
01:03:16Hiya.
01:03:18Donovan.
01:03:19What are you doing in here?
01:03:20This.
01:03:30We can't do this.
01:03:32I'll tell you what I can't do.
01:03:35I can't keep living a life that doesn't have you in it.
01:03:37If anyone in the NFL finds out you're Kaden.
01:03:40Kaden, that is not what's stopping us.
01:03:42You are.
01:03:44Because you won't stop lying to me.
01:03:45Does he know his mom forced me to break up with him in high school?
01:03:48Hey.
01:03:51Admit you want me.
01:03:55But you need me.
01:03:57The way that I have always needed you.
01:04:11You have no idea how hard I've worked to get over you.
01:04:14I moved away.
01:04:16I...
01:04:16I tried to focus on school.
01:04:18I...
01:04:19I told myself that it didn't matter if I was happy as long as you were.
01:04:22Kaden.
01:04:24And you forced your way back into my life and you touched me.
01:04:27And every feeling that I ever had for you came raging back to the surface.
01:04:31Good.
01:04:35I'm glad I'm not the only one who suffered.
01:04:44Who had that solved?
01:04:44Where did you get caught?
01:04:45I have that covered.
01:04:47Trust me.
01:05:09I can't believe we're stuck in a closet.
01:05:11Shh, water boy.
01:05:16What is he doing?
01:05:17Shh, water boy.
01:05:19You're gonna get us caught.
01:05:20Fine.
01:05:21I won't make a sound.
01:05:24Think you can keep that promise?
01:05:41What?
01:05:42What was that?
01:05:52If you're not back at the bar in 30 seconds, I will literally strip for your teammates right
01:05:56here.
01:05:57Shit.
01:05:57Okay.
01:05:58I'm coming.
01:06:03Perfect timing.
01:06:11That was close.
01:06:12That was too close.
01:06:13How did he get into this room?
01:06:16I may have switched our room keys.
01:06:19This is my room.
01:06:20Why would you do that?
01:06:22You're asking to get caught.
01:06:23Give me my room key back.
01:06:25You want it?
01:06:27Come get it.
01:06:33You think that's gonna stop me?
01:06:34Oh, Caden, I know it won't.
01:06:46You're getting one?
01:06:49I'm getting out of here before Peter comes back.
01:06:54He's not getting back in again.
01:06:58Please don't leave me again, Caden.
01:07:01I need you, okay?
01:07:02I've always needed you.
01:07:04Let me show you.
01:07:11I do need you.
01:07:22Last night was everything.
01:07:25But you have too much to lose if you're with me.
01:07:28I almost cost you the NFL once.
01:07:33I won't do it again.
01:07:48When Caden left me before, we were apart for three years.
01:07:52I'm not letting that happen again.
01:08:03What lesson is it today?
01:08:05What are you talking about?
01:08:07Today's the guest lecturer.
01:08:08What?
01:08:10Shit, how do you not know this?
01:08:12The guest lecturer today is Donovan Miller.
01:08:14I cannot be here for this.
01:08:15Please cover for me.
01:08:16Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
01:08:17Cover me.
01:08:18Going somewhere?
01:08:19Why aren't you at training camp?
01:08:21Well, I got a pass for the day so I could come do this.
01:08:24Now, take a seat.
01:08:26I need to teach you a lesson.
01:08:34Good morning, class.
01:08:36I'm Donovan Miller and I play a game for a living.
01:08:39And I make a shit ton of money doing it.
01:08:41Yay!
01:08:43Donovan!
01:08:44Thank you, thank you.
01:08:45So it's no surprise that I like to play games.
01:08:49So why don't we play one today?
01:08:51How about a little football trivia?
01:08:55I'm ready.
01:08:56Ask me anything.
01:08:56What's the record of touchdowns scored by a single player in a season?
01:09:0026.
01:09:01Wrong.
01:09:01Russell.
01:09:02You should know this.
01:09:04What?
01:09:04The Twink won't know anything about football.
01:09:0932.
01:09:11Correct.
01:09:12And what's my record in comparison?
01:09:14Well, that's a trick question.
01:09:16Because you hold the record.
01:09:1732.
01:09:19Correct again.
01:09:22Now, why the fuck did you leave my bed this morning without saying goodbye?
01:09:31That is not a trivia question.
01:09:33Well, I'm the teacher so answer the question.
01:09:37If Donovan outs himself, he'll lose everything.
01:09:40And I'll get fired from my internship which means failing out of college.
01:09:44I'm your assistant.
01:09:46I'm not your alarm clock.
01:09:47But if you're not careful, everyone here is going to get the wrong idea.
01:09:53Moving on.
01:09:56Today, we're going to talk about longevity in athletic careers.
01:10:02Now, who knows the most important thing for an athlete's career?
01:10:08Reputation.
01:10:09Branding.
01:10:12I can't believe it.
01:10:13I'm stressing myself.
01:10:14No, we're going to be fine.
01:10:15We're a team.
01:10:15We've got this.
01:10:16What is going on?
01:10:17Are you kidding?
01:10:18Really?
01:10:19Oh, you're pathetic.
01:10:21I can't believe Donovan even picked you.
01:10:23You're a terrible assistant.
01:10:24Get out of my face.
01:10:26What?
01:10:26Too busy staring at Donovan's ass to track what's happening in his career?
01:10:33There you are.
01:10:34What is going on?
01:10:35They're setting up for a press conference.
01:10:37I've cleared to play again.
01:10:39First game's this weekend.
01:10:45That is amazing.
01:10:46Why didn't you say anything?
01:10:48When would I have?
01:10:50When you were sneaking out of my bed?
01:10:52Or when you were pretending you were never there in the first place?
01:11:00Mr. Miller, how did you get performance ready so quickly?
01:11:04Recovering from an injury like yours is not easy.
01:11:06Yeah, it wasn't easy.
01:11:07It was a lot of hard work and training.
01:11:10I don't like to sit still.
01:11:14Kaden, can you bring me that water?
01:11:19This is Kaden, my assistant.
01:11:22Kaden, everybody, everybody, Kaden.
01:11:26He's been a huge help to me through all this.
01:11:28And I couldn't have done it without him.
01:11:31Lovely.
01:11:31Do you think you'll get a lot of play time?
01:11:33Or is the coach planning to play it safe with you?
01:11:36I fully intend to help the Bobcats win the championship this year.
01:11:40No offense, guys, but it's about darn time, am I right?
01:11:46Thank you, Waterboy.
01:11:57You're missing the ball because you're on clean-up, Cinderella?
01:11:59Shouldn't you be in there since it's all for you, Prince Charming?
01:12:03When do you stop being an asshole to me all the time?
01:12:06Me?
01:12:08You're the one who came barreling back into my life after three years,
01:12:12forcing me to be your assistant as an excuse to torture me.
01:12:20You're the one who came barreling back into my life.
01:12:21Did you ever stop to ask yourself why I did all that?
01:12:22Because you hate me for breaking up with you.
01:12:25Are you really that clueless?
01:12:29How do you not see that I am broken without you?
01:12:36I keep trying to just give you my heart and...
01:12:39I keep throwing it down and stomping on it.
01:12:41Because I didn't want to ruin your life.
01:12:44You have everything. You have your dream career.
01:12:46You have fame. You have fortune.
01:12:48I...
01:12:50I gave up my dream of being with you so you could have everything you ever wanted.
01:12:56Not everything.
01:13:00Not you.
01:13:04I love you.
01:13:05I love you, Kaden.
01:13:07I never stopped loving you and...
01:13:11I thought you feel the same way.
01:13:17I broke my own heart.
01:13:19So you could have everything you wanted.
01:13:21I thought...
01:13:22I...
01:13:23I thought that's what love meant.
01:13:25But I have been miserable everyday without you.
01:13:29Oh yes, I love you.
01:13:32I never stopped.
01:13:33I...
01:13:34I never moved on.
01:13:36I just didn't know how to love you without ruining your life.
01:13:39I think...
01:13:43Nothing that I've accomplished over the last three years means anything to me.
01:13:48Because I didn't have you to share it with.
01:14:16I never...
01:14:18Delete that photo.
01:14:19You don't understand his mobile phone.
01:14:21Oh, I understand.
01:14:22You turned Donovan gay.
01:14:23Now everyone's gonna know the truth.
01:14:25You can't turn somebody gay, you ignorant bitch.
01:14:27Who the actual fuck cares, Donovan?
01:14:30You're gay.
01:14:30That's all that matters.
01:14:32And no team's gonna want you after this.
01:14:33You're really gonna do this right before the championship game?
01:14:36Don't you wanna win?
01:14:37Oh.
01:14:38I know we'll win.
01:14:39We'll win because of me.
01:14:40Not because of some fairy and shoulder pads.
01:14:43Please.
01:14:44It's too late.
01:14:45Just let him go.
01:14:47Fuck.
01:14:48I broke up with Donovan three years ago to prevent exactly this from happening.
01:14:53But I ruined it anyway.
01:14:56I'm sorry.
01:14:57I'm sorry.
01:14:58I'm sorry.
01:15:11I knew you were going to ruin my son's life.
01:15:16You just couldn't help yourself, could you?
01:15:18You don't understand.
01:15:18I...
01:15:19You are going to clean up your mess, fix your mistake and do everything that I say.
01:15:22Otherwise, I will get you fired, kicked out of college, and homeless on the street.
01:15:28You can't.
01:15:28Please, Evelyn.
01:15:28You can't do that to me.
01:15:30I spoke to Dick.
01:15:31And to the Dean.
01:15:33Caden, you are the only one that can save Donovan.
01:15:38Or destroy him.
01:15:40Excuse me.
01:15:46And insiders say the Bobcats are holding an emergency meeting to cancel Miller's contract.
01:15:50This is such bullshit.
01:15:52Breaking news!
01:15:53The mystery man in the Miller photo has come forward to make a statement.
01:15:56A photo is not what people think.
01:15:58The truth is that I have been stalking Donovan since high school.
01:16:02That day I forced a kiss on him and he pushed me off immediately.
01:16:07Donovan is straight and there is nothing between us.
01:16:10What the fuck, Caden?
01:16:13Son, I just got the word.
01:16:15The Bobcats are going to let you play in the championship.
01:16:18Who cares about a stupid game?
01:16:19The whole world thinks Caden's a predator.
01:16:21So what?
01:16:22You have so much more to lose than he does.
01:16:24Of course he should do this for you.
01:16:26Okay, but Mom, I pursued him.
01:16:28And now he's out there telling the whole world, ruining his life.
01:16:31To fix my mistakes.
01:16:32He is not ruining his life.
01:16:35I told him three years ago that this was going to happen.
01:16:38That he would be your downfall.
01:16:39Now he listened to me then.
01:16:41It's his own fault that he fell back into your bed.
01:16:44What the fuck did you just say?
01:16:47Honey.
01:16:48You told Caden to break up with me?
01:16:54Yeah, of course I did.
01:16:56I was protecting your future.
01:17:00Mom, losing Caden like that almost killed me.
01:17:03So if you don't support us, if you don't support me and who I am, you can get the fuck
01:17:10out.
01:17:11I do support you, son.
01:17:13But you see how the NFL treats gay football players.
01:17:17So please, don't throw away your future.
01:17:21Don't throw away our future.
01:17:23For some selfish boy.
01:17:25There is no hour, Mom.
01:17:29You took the thing that I love the most.
01:17:31So that you can have what you want.
01:17:35That's not true.
01:17:37You're dead to me.
01:17:39Caden is my family.
01:17:41He's my future.
01:17:43And I'm gonna go get him back.
01:17:50Just take it from me.
01:17:51Give it a week and the whole world will move on to some other scandal.
01:17:53I mean, you won't be front page news forever.
01:17:56I'd still get up, babe.
01:17:57You know she's right.
01:17:58I'm always right.
01:17:59Of course you are.
01:18:00I know.
01:18:00Just take it as an opportunity to lay low for a while.
01:18:03You can actually use...
01:18:07He's called 32 times.
01:18:08You should probably pick up the phone.
01:18:09We need a clean break.
01:18:10Trust me, it's better this way.
01:18:12Okay, the Donovan I know will not let you go that easy.
01:18:16Caden, open this door or I'll break it down.
01:18:25Why won't the world just let two gay guys be happy together?
01:18:29Hi.
01:18:32Okay.
01:18:33We'll give you guys some space.
01:18:39If anyone sees you...
01:18:40My mom told me the real reason you broke up with me.
01:18:43She did?
01:18:45She put the whole weight of my happiness on your shoulders.
01:18:49And you listen to her like a fucking idiot.
01:18:51I just want you to be happy.
01:18:53How many ways do I have to say this?
01:18:55My only shot at happiness is with you.
01:19:05What if the NFL rejects you?
01:19:07Then fuck them.
01:19:08Okay?
01:19:08I have spent too much of my life pretending to be someone else just to fit into this box
01:19:12that they think a football player is supposed to fit in.
01:19:15And I'm not doing it anymore.
01:19:20What are you doing?
01:19:21I'm showing you how much I want you.
01:19:24How much I love you.
01:19:29I got you.
01:19:37Is she something you like?
01:19:39Is she something I love?
01:19:42Did you do that?
01:19:47I'm getting the best part of making up.
01:19:54And make up sex.
01:20:01I love you.
01:20:03I love you.
01:20:04I love you.
01:20:06I love you.
01:20:13Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I wanna look at you.
01:20:17I wanna look at you.
01:20:25I wanna look at you.
01:20:33I wanna look at you.
01:20:36I wanna look at you.
01:20:37I wanna look at you.
01:20:43I wanna look at you.
01:21:06Are you afraid I'll sink out again?
01:21:08Even if you did, I'd come find you.
01:21:16You coming to the game tonight?
01:21:19The NFL sign you play?
01:21:22Yeah, some idiot told them he was my stalker, so the NFL doesn't think I'm gay anymore.
01:21:29Would it cost drama for you if I show up?
01:21:33I always play better when you're watching.
01:21:39But hey, I totally get it if you don't wanna come after the way you've been treated.
01:21:44No pressure either way.
01:22:06Hey, fuck.
01:22:07Don't try and get hard out there where you're tackling the other team, alright?
01:22:10Maybe a dick up your ass would feel really good, huh?
01:22:12Scared you'd like ya?
01:22:14No!
01:22:14It's us.
01:22:15What the fuck up?
01:22:21Hey!
01:22:22Hey!
01:22:23I need your glasses.
01:22:23Hi.
01:22:24Oh, yeah.
01:22:25You're expensive!
01:22:25I know.
01:22:27Okay.
01:22:28Relax, Elton John.
01:22:29No one's going to recognize you.
01:22:31Look, I can't take any chances.
01:22:34I'm gonna ruin this game for Donovan.
01:22:36Oh, so you and Donovan are back together?
01:22:39I guess so.
01:22:41He said he's never gonna let me go again.
01:22:45Shut the fuck up!
01:22:46That's so dreamy!
01:22:47You said yes, right?
01:22:50Uh...
01:22:50Right?
01:22:54Okay, what's the problem?
01:22:59I'm obviously in love with him and I'm so happy we're back together, but...
01:23:05I don't want to be his dirty secret for the rest of his football career.
01:23:09So he wants to hide you?
01:23:11I mean, what choice does he have?
01:23:13If he doesn't, he loses all of this.
01:23:16What's the matter what you're doing?
01:23:18You're strong!
01:23:22When we were in high school, I made him pick between me and staying in the closet and...
01:23:27He chose me.
01:23:29But then the NFL came knocking and I made the choice for him.
01:23:35Now it's time for me to make the sacrifice so he can be happy.
01:23:40Hey!
01:24:05I just won another championship game, but the only person I want to celebrate with isn't
01:24:10loud by my side.
01:24:11Donovan!
01:24:12Donovan!
01:24:13Donovan!
01:24:13Donovan!
01:24:14Donovan!
01:24:14Donovan!
01:24:21Donovan Miller!
01:24:23This is your fourth championship win and your first with the Boston Bobcats.
01:24:27What are you thinking right now?
01:24:30I'm thinking...
01:24:32None of this matters if I don't have a person I want to share it with.
01:24:35My boyfriend, Caden.
01:24:38Boyfriend?
01:24:39But that means..
01:24:40Yeah, I'm gay, and I don't care who knows, and Kayden is way more important.
01:24:44Kayden, baby! Come on down here, please!
01:24:50Oh my god, go celebrate with your man!
01:24:53Come on!
01:24:55Wait up here first.
01:24:57Yeah!
01:25:01Do you have any idea what you just did?
01:25:03Yes.
01:25:06Finally, winning means something.
01:25:11Oh my god!
01:25:13Oh my god!
01:25:24Wow.
01:25:26Backward old gang.
01:25:28You ready?
01:25:30Ready to be back at our old school.
01:25:33We're ready to announce that we're opening a sports management agency just for LGBTQ athletes.
01:25:39Well, you know, now that I'm out and the NFL accepted me, I've paved the way for other people
01:25:45to come out, but, uh, God, it's not gonna be easy.
01:25:50It won't be.
01:25:52Don't have us.
01:25:54Mr. Miller?
01:25:56Next year I'm gonna be captain of the hockey team and the tennis team, but, um, can I talk
01:26:01to you about something?
01:26:03Hey man, you need some advice?
01:26:04I just, no, I, I just, um, how did you know that you were K and that you could come
01:26:13out?
01:26:16Sorry man, I can't answer that for you.
01:26:19I mean, it's not easy, and sure as hell not here, but, uh, you know, when you find the right
01:26:29person, you just know it's worth it.
01:26:52What are you doing in there?
01:26:54I have a surprise for you.
01:27:02Oh, my God.
01:27:05Oh, I, I like this surprise.
01:27:07Yeah, I might.
01:27:12You are wearing that even better than I did.
01:27:15That's a hard one.
01:27:16I love you so much.
01:27:19Baby, I just racked my head.
01:27:22I should focus on myself.
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