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00:02Oh my god, I can't believe I just cheated on Julian with a total stranger.
00:32Boss, thank god we finally tracked you down.
00:36Find her.
00:37On it boss.
00:47I can't face Julian like this. I need to get out of the city and clear my head.
01:00What's up babe?
01:02Sorry Julian. He trusts me so much, yet I totally totally betrayed him with a stranger.
01:09Dad, what's up?
01:10Family dinner tomorrow night. Deal with the consequences if you dare to be late.
01:18Boss, bad news. Nurse Elena just took a three month leave of absence. She's gone.
01:25I don't care if you have to tear this entire planet apart.
01:30Find her.
01:31And bring her back.
01:44Are you alright nurse?
01:47I'm fine, really. Just a bit dizzy.
01:50My period is way late, and this morning's sickness won't stop.
01:54Oh my god, am I pregnant?
02:02Boss, we finally located her. She's working out of a medical volunteer camp in Africa.
02:13Prep the chopper. We're moving out.
02:16No way. It was literally one night and he explicitly told me he was infertile.
02:20He flat out lied to me. I should have never let that lunatic touch me.
02:32Terrorists!
02:44Terrorists!
02:45Terrorists!
02:56It's him.
02:59You? What the hell are you doing here?
03:03Are you hurt? Talk to me.
03:04You absolute asshole. My entire life is a complete disaster because of you. Get the hell away from me.
03:18You're pregnant?
03:23Three months along. Elena, is this my baby?
03:29It has absolutely nothing to do with you. This is my boyfriend's kid.
03:33You have a boyfriend?
03:35And we are completely in love.
03:39You little liar. You were a virgin when I took you that night.
03:44You're the liar here. You swore you couldn't have kids and now my entire life is totally ruined!
03:50I wasn't lying. Every hotshot doctor in New York swear I'd never have an heir.
03:54But you broke the curse, baby. Come home with me. It's time to take your place as the queen of
03:58the Maradi Empire.
04:00I would never marry a monster like you!
04:03I love my boyfriend! Leave me alone!
04:09Victor.
04:11Boss.
04:13Dig up everything on this boyfriend of hers. I want to see exactly who thinks they're man enough to steal
04:17what's mine.
04:33Julia?
04:35Babe, you're finally back. God, I missed you so much.
04:38We need to break up. I'm really not the girl you think I am.
04:41I'm not letting her go. Marrying a wholesome girl like her is my only ticket to getting my dad's respect.
04:47Nonsense! You're the sweetest girl I've ever known!
04:50Come home with me right now to meet my dad. Once he gives us his blessing, we're getting hitched immediately.
04:54My...
05:15My...
05:20Boss, we ID'd the girl's boyfriend. It's, well, it's your son, sir.
05:27Well, looks like Julian is going to have to start calling his ex, Mom.
05:33Dad! Look, I brought my girlfriend over to meet you.
05:37Step a little closer, sweetheart. Let me get a good look at you.
05:42Wait, that voice. Why does it sound so familiar?
06:03You? You are Julian's father?
06:08How dare you marry my son when you bear my own child?
06:12Elena, you've got some gut to be a crazy slut.
06:20Father, you know her?
06:21Yes. A nurse. A very good one.
06:31Well, if you guys have met, fantastic.
06:33Let me formally introduce you guys. This is my girlfriend, Alina. What do you think?
06:38As your girlfriend, she's not so exciting.
06:42But as the future matriarch of the Moretti family, she's absolutely perfect.
06:53Give me your hand.
06:55Alina, take it! That's the family heirloom passed down to every Moretti wife!
06:59This is way too much. I can't accept this.
07:01Put it on, or I will literally kiss you right here in front of my son.
07:15This is incredible! Father totally approves of you!
07:23Time for dinner.
07:33Alina, come sit next to me.
07:37Sir, I really don't think that's appropriate.
07:42I really don't care for that title.
07:47Just call me Dante.
07:49Now get over here.
07:50Go ahead, babe. My dad literally never lets anyone sit next to him.
07:56Alina, raise a glass and toast my dad to thank him for the heirloom.
08:02No need.
08:03She shouldn't be drinking.
08:06She usually can have a little bit.
08:10I said she's not drinking, Julian.
08:13End of story.
08:15You arrogant prick. Stop pushing it.
08:23Your face is totally flushed.
08:25Running a fever?
08:26I'm fine.
08:29Excuse me. I need to use the restroom.
08:35Sorry, Dad. Let me go check on her real quick.
08:37Sit back down.
08:47I have to get out of here right now.
08:49That man is an absolute psycho.
08:51Psycho?
08:52Are you talking about me, sweetheart?
09:00Are you mad?
09:01You son is out there!
09:02Shh!
09:03Keep your voice down, then.
09:05Unless you want him walking in to see his girl.
09:08Getting pinned and kissed by his father.
09:10I am not your property!
09:11And yet, every time you're near me, your body sings a completely different tune.
09:19Stop squirming.
09:24You bastard!
09:27What?
09:27You get off on humiliating me?
09:31You honestly think I'm trying to humiliate you?
09:33I'm a mess!
09:34I slept with my boyfriend's dad, got pregnant, and now I'm caught in this sick trap!
09:38Staying away!
09:39You keep messing with me!
09:40How is that not humiliation?
09:43Don't you ever talk about yourself like that, Elena.
09:46You are the most beautiful thing that's ever happened to me.
09:50What?
09:50I was bleeding to death at night, and you saved my life.
09:53Our baby is going to have the most incredible mother in the world.
10:04Elena, where'd you go?
10:06Elena!
10:10Elena!
10:27Julian!
10:28Dad!
10:29Oh, shit. Sorry. I had no idea you were down here.
10:33I've made it clear that nobody enters my wine tower without permission.
10:38I'm so sorry, Dad. My bad.
10:40Stop.
10:47What are you looking for?
10:50I'm just looking for Elena.
10:52She's been gone from the table for a while.
10:56She kept gagging and looked incredibly sick.
10:59I had my driver take her home.
11:00Oh, okay. I guess I'll take off then. Sorry to disturb you, Dad.
11:09Stop crying, sweetheart.
11:11I'll give you all the time you need to figure out your feelings.
11:14Trust me, I can be an incredibly patient man when it comes to you.
11:19Come on. I'll have a car get you home safely.
11:41If I hadn't come back, I wouldn't have caught you turning my house into a trashy club.
11:48Take your deadbeat friends and get out of my house.
11:53Who the hell do you think you're talking to?
11:59You ungrateful bitch!
12:01If my parents hadn't taken you in, you'd be selling your body on the streets right now!
12:11Look at her wrist!
12:12That's the legendary Morelli family heirloom bracelet!
12:16Wait, isn't that reserved exclusively for the Moretti matriarch?
12:19How the hell did a scrub like her get it?
12:20You manipulated, whore?
12:22You actually played Julian into handing this over to you?
12:26It's none of your damn business, Sophia.
12:29Julian is my boyfriend!
12:31Bitch, wake up.
12:32We've hooked up a hundred times behind your back.
12:35You're lying.
12:36I don't believe a word coming out of your mouth!
12:38Mouth!
12:45Holy shit, guys, look at this!
12:47No wonder Julian locked it down with the heirloom.
12:48She's practically four months pregnant!
12:50Click to watch the full episode.
12:54Hello?
12:56Hello?
12:58Miss, if you still don't pay the medical bills today, I'll have no choice but to discharge your mother from
13:03the hospital.
13:04No!
13:04No, no, doctor!
13:05I promise, I'll pay!
13:07Please don't kick my mom out!
13:18I'm screwed up now.
13:21VIP upstairs, now!
13:41I'm so sorry.
13:46I'm so sorry, right?
13:48I'm so sorry.
13:48I'm so sorry.
13:51I'm so sorry.
13:52I'm so sorry.
13:52I'm so sorry.
13:53Put this on.
14:09No need to thank me.
14:12Isn't this exactly what you wanted?
14:14I didn't bump into you on purpose!
14:17Then how do you explain it?
14:22Especially in that bunny girl outfit.
14:25You must be a narcissist.
14:27Hell, you be a fanless.
14:29Any woman who gets near you, you assume she's trying to seduce you!
14:33Usually they are.
14:34But those women don't sell themselves in strip clubs.
14:38Do you seriously have no standards?
14:42If your mother was dying and needed surgery, if you didn't even have money to buy dinner, would you still
14:49stand there judging me for having no standards?
14:53What a joke!
14:57Since you need money, I have a job that pays a lot better than stripping.
15:03Interested?
15:03I have a job that I can do to.
15:04Really?
15:04You'd hire me?
15:09Then entertain me.
15:23It's like I'm not qualified for your job.
15:33Interesting.
15:35First time a woman slapped me.
15:43Madam, I really need the money.
15:46Please help me.
15:53Unless you're ready to sell your virginity.
15:58Or don't waste my damn time.
16:09Her tumor has spread to her brain, and she's been unconscious ever since.
16:15If you still can't pay for the surgery, she doesn't have much time left.
16:28Wait!
16:31I'll do it.
16:33I'll sell my virginity.
16:39Deal.
16:40It's an honor to meet you, sir.
16:43She's all yours.
16:44Why?
16:47Why?
16:57Nice to see you again, kitty.
17:01Looks like you can't escape anymore.
17:04Put me down!
17:06I can walk by myself!
17:09These fucking auctions.
17:11It's time to shut them down.
17:17Let me go, you lunatic!
17:25Where are you taking me, you devil?
17:26I changed my mind.
17:28The deal is off.
17:29You don't get to say that to me.
17:30My mother is sick.
17:31I have to take care of her.
17:33I can't die.
17:34Please, just let me go.
17:36I'm not planning to kill you.
17:38At least not for now.
17:40That's pathetic.
17:42I saved you from that club, little jerk.
17:44And how are you any better than them?
17:45You're a monster!
17:48I like that name.
17:50No one's ever dared to call me that before.
17:52Do you still need that money to save your dying mother, my girl?
17:56He's right.
17:57If I give up that million dollars, my mother will die.
18:00Then choose.
18:01Walk away.
18:02Or stay.
18:23You need money.
18:26And I need you.
18:49Put this on.
18:53Why am I still blushing over last night?
19:07Is this his house?
19:15Mr. Locke, I must remind you again.
19:18According to your grandfather's will, you must get married to inherit the family empire.
19:22With a stranger?
19:26That's bullshit.
19:27Yes.
19:28You've stalled this for three years already.
19:30The final deadline is next month.
19:32I believe it's time you met her.
19:36Fuck.
19:37What, my grandfather's still trying to force me into marriage from the grev?
19:40I'm never marrying a woman I don't love.
19:45Fuck off.
19:47Fuck off.
20:13It looks perfect on you.
20:17Thank you, sir.
20:24Um.
20:27I received the one million dollars.
20:30I paid off the hospital bills.
20:33I think our deal is completely fixed.
20:39I should leave.
20:41I should leave.
20:45Kitty.
20:46Eve-dropping deserves punishment, don't you think?
20:50It wasn't intentional.
20:55But you still did it, which means you need to be punished.
21:11He's too close.
21:15Feel that?
21:18Boss, are you in there?
21:27Come in.
21:39Boss, did something happen?
21:42Nothing.
21:42What happened?
21:44There have been some shootings at the Eastside Casino.
21:47We think...
21:52Boss.
21:58Keep talking.
22:07Boss, are you all great?
22:08Feeling unwell?
22:11Nothing.
22:12I have something to deal with.
22:17That's all for today.
22:18You can leave now.
22:21Understood, boss.
22:22Call me if you need anything.
22:23I'll go now.
22:40Last night was unforgettable.
22:45I think we should sign a long-term arrangement.
22:47What?
22:49You need more money.
22:50And I want your complete submission.
22:59Sign it.
23:08One year?
23:10One hundred million dollars?
23:13Which means you'll never have to worry about money and medical bills again.
23:17With this money, mom will never be thrown out of the hospital again.
23:23He's dangerous.
23:25He's dangerous.
23:25And this goes against everything I believe in.
23:35Good girl.
23:36You made the right decision.
23:47Now then, were you trying to get back at me back then?
23:51Of course not!
23:53You've made a mistake.
23:54Morty girl needs to be punished.
24:00No!
24:09Hey, hey, I'm so used to being used.
24:15What do you want from me?
24:20Call me the master.
24:27Yes, master.
24:31Good girl.
24:37Hello?
24:39Hi, Arthur.
24:40Do you have a date for tonight's banquet?
24:43I'm happy to come.
24:45No.
24:45I already have someone in mind.
24:50Who is with you?
24:53Jessica, that's none of your business.
24:56Arthur, I...
25:00Good.
25:01No one's going to interrupt.
25:02Stop showing off how shameless you are, asshole!
25:06Looks like my punishment still isn't enough.
25:10You still have the energy to curse at me.
25:23Welcome, boss!
25:31I've never been somewhere this luxurious before.
25:34Welcome to my world, my girl.
25:48Wow, look at her. She's gorgeous.
26:00It's a pleasure to meet you, miss. I'm David.
26:03I'm Lila. I'm sweet, sir.
26:14Oh, I'm sorry.
26:26I need to go to the restroom.
26:33Click to watch the full episode.
26:35Give me one chance.
26:37No.
26:38On my 20th birthday, I had to choose a husband before all of Olympias.
26:43Everyone thought I would choose Apollo's Olympian, the radiant heir of the sun god and the man I had loved
26:47for years.
26:49In my last life, I did.
26:51Because of me, he gained Zeus' favor, sacred estates, and the right to rise above every divine heir.
26:55When Demetta drove her away, Apollo blamed me, hated me, and finally let me save our child.
27:02That was your choice.
27:04That was your choice. No one ever asked you to love me.
27:06Everyone knew Zeus' oath. The man I chose would receive my dowry, access to the Thunder Vaults, and the right
27:12to stand beside me in the new council.
27:14In my last life, I had chosen a popolo and placed a crown in his hands.
27:20He stepped closer, already smiling like a victor.
27:27After marriage, we will live by sensible rules.
27:31I will not be tied to one woman, and you will not interfere with the healings I perform for Celeste.
27:41If you can accept that, I may treat you kindly.
27:44I almost laughed. He spoke as if I were still waiting for scraps.
27:49Before I could answer, a soft cough came from the far archway.
27:55Celeste crossed the hall in a pale green gown, her hair braided with white blossoms.
27:59Her cheeks looked fragile, her eyes damp, and her hand rested over her heart, as if every breath caused her
28:05pain.
28:07Lucifon!
28:07Demetri asked me to come with you. She worried you would feel lonely among Apollo's people.
28:12Anxiety written all over his face. He kissed Celeste and poured his sunlight into her.
28:17Why did you leave the garden when you are weak?
28:24I only wanted to help.
28:26He turned on me.
28:28You cannot even attend a meeting without dragging her into your drama?
28:33She is ill.
28:36Must everything serve your pride?
28:39In my last life, I would have explained that I had not asked Celeste to come.
28:43I would have cried, argued, and looked like the jealous woman they wanted me to be.
28:49This time, I only smiled.
28:54You two look busy.
28:56I will not interrupt.
28:58Apollo's face darkened.
29:02Do not play cold with me, Persephana.
29:08If you keep acting like this,
29:10I may refuse you tomorrow.
29:13Good.
29:15I deliberately glanced down at the obvious reaction beneath his clothes.
29:19That sounds like excellent news to me.
29:22I walked away before he understood.
29:33The birthday feast began at sunset.
29:36Every old house sent gifts heavy enough to make their loyalty clear.
29:48Apollo arrived late, with Celeste on his arm.
29:54A faint gold mark shone at the base of her throat.
29:57In my last life, I would have felt the room tilt.
30:01Now, I merely looked away.
30:05And continued speaking to Athena's priestess beside me.
30:11Apollo noticed.
30:12He moved Celeste behind him, ready for tears, accusations, anything he could turn against me.
30:17When I gave him nothing, his mouth tightened.
30:21You are pretending to be generous, because you are afraid I will not marry you.
30:25I lifted my cup.
30:28Think whatever comforts you.
30:29I am the heir of the sun.
30:31A man in my position will never belong to one woman.
30:34If you behave, I may still give you the respect of a wife.
30:38He drew a small gold box from his robe.
30:41Inside lay a bracelet of dawnstone.
30:45Apollo, it is beautiful.
30:47Is this from Helios' private forge?
30:53She looked at me quickly.
30:56But, but, it is Persephone's birthday gift.
30:59I should not take what belongs to her.
31:07Apollo closed the box and placed it in her palm.
31:11Keep it if you like it.
31:13I can buy Persephone another.
31:17She likes anything from me.
31:20A memory rose before I could stop it.
31:26Years ago, Apollo had given me a cloak in the rain because I was soaked through.
31:33I kept it for months.
31:37When he found it folded in my room.
31:42He told half the court I was shameless enough to treasure a servant's kindness as love.
31:48I am leaving.
31:55Apollo caught my wrist.
31:57Upset already?
31:59You will share my bed sooner or later.
32:01Why act pure now?
32:15Do not touch me.
32:22Still pretending?
32:23Who else would you choose?
32:24Cassius Hadeon?
32:26The last scrap of Hades.
32:28Hidden in the shadow wing because even Olympus cannot decide whether to pity him or fear him?
32:34He cannot stand in the sun without looking half dead.
32:41His underworld wings were shattered in the chariot fall that killed his parents.
32:48Some say he will never fly again.
32:50Some say the darkness broke more than that.
32:53Is that the husband you want, Persephone?
32:58At the hall entrance, a shadow moved.
33:02Cassian Hadeon stood beneath the bronze arch, dressed in black with a silver clasp at his throat.
33:08He no longer used the wheeled chair I remembered from the old rumors.
33:15But his cloak fell heavily over his back, hiding the ruined line of his wings.
33:19His face was pale, his dark eyes calm.
33:22You may insult me if it pleases you, Apollo.
33:25But you will speak to Lady Persephone with respect.
33:31Unlike Apollo, he didn't look around to see who admired him.
33:37He bowed to Zeus first.
33:41Then to the altar flame.
33:45And when his gaze reached me, it held no mockery, no pity, and no demand.
33:51That steadiness hurt more than any insult.
33:59In my last life, I had wasted years begging Apollo to look at me with even half that respect.
34:05I wanted to say his name then and there.
34:17If you choose the Heishon boy, keep silent until I announce it.
34:21The vaults have too many hungry eyes.
34:26So I swallowed the words.
34:31Cassian looked at me once.
34:33Something like disappointment crossed his face, and disappeared toward the shadowed side of the hall.
34:40I will never trouble you.
34:45Celeste smiled beside Apollo, as if she had won.
34:48The guests pointed at the golden ribbons tied to the banners, symbols of Apollo's victory.
34:54Look at that.
34:55Apollo is certain to win Persephone's hand with ease.
34:58After all, Persephone has been hopelessly devoted to Apollo for years.
35:02I entered with Dematerra's gifts, and found Celeste waiting by the fountain.
35:08She wore pearls, dawnstones, and a golden girdle I recognized from Apollo's private treasury.
35:14Do you like them?
35:16Apollo said, fragile flowers deserve gentle things.
35:20I told him it was too much, but he insisted.
35:26I stepped around her.
35:28She moved into my path.
35:32Do not look so cold, Persephone.
35:35I know you are jealous, but love cannot be forced.
35:39Apollo chose where his heart wanted to rest.
35:47Before I touched her.
35:56Apollo arrived as if the scene had been rehearsed for him.
36:00Then looked up with fury bright in his face.
36:04Have you no shame?
36:05Bullying a dying nymph at Zeus's festival?
36:09She fell on purpose.
36:11The sound cracked through the terrace.
36:13Heat surged beneath my skin, my spring fire waking sharp and violent.
36:17But guests had already turned towards us.
36:19I would not give them the spectacle Celeste wanted.
36:22Celeste hid her smile against Apollo's sleeve.
36:26Please do not be angry with her.
36:28She only loves you too much.
36:34Apologize to her.
36:37No.
36:39Careful, my lord.
36:40If she cannot stand one nymph before the wedding,
36:43what will she do when you take lovers after it?
36:45Turn the whole palace into a garden of graves?
36:48Zeus will announce us tonight.
36:49If you still want the sun's crown,
36:51learn when to bow.
36:53Before I could answer,
36:54the steward struck his staff against the marble.
36:57His majesty calls the Erykas forward.
36:59The doors to the upper dape opened.
37:01Or that when my daughter Persephathy reached her twentieth year.
37:05Zeus descended in a mantle of storm-gray silk,
37:08white hair bright beneath the crown of eagles.
37:11The hall and terrace fell silent.
37:17Behind him came the six heirs,
37:19Apollo in gold,
37:21the others in polished white,
37:22and Cassian last in black and silver.
37:29Zeus took my hand.
37:31Years ago,
37:33I swore that when my daughter Persephathy reached her twentieth year,
37:37she would choose her husband freely from the heirs of Olympus.
37:42The man she chose would share her dowry,
37:45her council seat,
37:47and my blessing.
37:48Tonight,
37:49I honor that oath.
37:51Cassian Houdion,
37:52come forward.
38:06Persephone.
38:06Persephone.
38:07Is this the man you choose?
38:12Ask her then.
38:13Apollo looked at me,
38:14as if command alone could drag love back.
38:16I reached for Cassian's hand.
38:18Yes.
38:19I choose him.
38:22Apollo stirred at me,
38:24all the color gone from his face.
38:27Then he leaned close enough that lifting the broken cups,
38:32funny.
38:32That was not who you chose last time.
38:38You've had sex, right?
38:40Yeah, but I'm not paid to play.
38:43No, no.
38:44Listen,
38:45I like Zeke,
38:46and Zeke wants a girl who knows what she's doing,
38:49so maybe you could teach me?
38:53In a theoretical sense?
38:55Maybe you can't.
38:56No, no, no.
38:57Actually,
39:02I can't teach you.
39:03I'm actually a fantastic teacher.
39:08Prove it.
39:09What's our first lesson?
39:14Well,
39:14lesson one would be...
39:21Tell me how you're laughing.
39:29What's that?
39:31Uh-huh.
39:36Okay.
39:38So,
39:40I get your grades up.
39:42Uh-huh.
39:44And I'll
39:45teach you all about sex.
40:02Oh,
40:03I'm sorry.
40:04Was that bad?
40:05No.
40:06No,
40:06it wasn't that long.
40:08Very fast learning.
40:19Okay.
40:23Hey,
40:24girlie.
40:25We wanted to apologize for being bitchy earlier.
40:29Really?
40:31I'm sorry.
40:33I can get a little boy crazy.
40:36Totally crazy.
40:36A real biatch.
40:40I'm having a little soiree at my house,
40:42and
40:42Zeke will be there.
40:43Zeke,
40:45we'll be there.
40:45Come hang,
40:46diva.
40:47We'll have so much fun.
40:50Okay.
40:51I'll text you the deets.
40:53I wanna party and I'm kind of still alive.
40:55I wanna party and I wanna still alive.
40:59Okay.
41:01Today,
41:01we'll be moving into live nude models.
41:32Great work on the
41:34eyes.
41:35Now focus on the lower half.
41:49You wake up
41:50in the middle of the night.
41:55You wake up
41:57in the middle of the night.
42:05What makes this model so striking?
42:12Sex.
42:16His...
42:17His...
42:18Cockiness.
42:24Holy shit,
42:25Horndog.
42:25Put your tongue back in your mouth.
42:31Watch me walk away.
42:33Putting myself on the floor.
42:35One, two, three, a day.
42:37I'm on the way, on the way.
42:38I'm gonna have you on tiptoes.
42:40Watching my diamond after a bow.
42:49You've really never seen a naked body before, huh?
42:52No, of course I have.
42:54Textbooks.
42:59You know, I think I have an idea
43:00if I'm next to the rest of it.
43:02Look, Brad,
43:02we need to...
43:04We need to study for an anatomy test.
43:06Yeah, and you gotta learn
43:06how to keep it cool.
43:09And unbothered
43:09in front of the...
43:11human anatomy.
43:13You're not bothered.
43:15Why don't you use me?
43:18Teach me.
43:24I'm a...
43:26hands-on learner.
43:33I'm a...
43:35hands-on learner.
43:43Totally.
43:44Yeah.
43:45It's just a body.
43:51You can't be, ma'am.
44:14Um...
44:16So...
44:16This is your abdomen.
44:21You know, I'm pretty stupid, but I'm not that stupid.
44:26Um...
44:26Did you know that your obliques stabilize your binomere pelvis?
44:33Yeah.
44:35You still feeling about it?
44:36Oh, yeah.
44:38Uh, just standard anatomy.
44:43I'm an athlete, so I do know a lot about muscles.
44:45Why don't we move on to, uh...
44:48There's something else.
44:49Okay.
44:50What about my bones?
44:52Okay.
44:53It's the biggest bone in my body.
44:55Oh.
45:03No, no, no, I'm not talking, it's...
45:05Very flattering.
45:06No, no.
45:06I appreciate that.
45:07No.
45:08The largest boner...
45:10Bone?
45:10Oh, my God.
45:11Bone in your body is the femur.
45:14In your leg.
45:16Bone in your body is the top.
45:17Mm-hmm.
45:21Bone in your body is the top.
45:29Take a deep breath.
45:31It's pretty cool.
45:38Ambitious.
45:40So, your femur, um, it's useful for walking and...
45:48Wow, it's very firm.
45:52Yeah, strength's very low.
45:54How do you feel?
45:58Good.
46:01It's just a hook of meat.
46:05Reproductive system.
46:08I don't really know how to, you know, really...
46:11I'm sure how to...
46:12I don't think I could...
46:21Textbooks?
46:23Please, thank you.
46:27Grotto.
46:30I just... I need to help you get this question right now.
46:33What part is this?
46:34The coccyx.
46:36Yes!
46:38You're going to ace your test tomorrow.
46:40Good job.
46:44Oh, my God.
47:00Oh, my God.
47:07I like Zeke.
47:11I know.
47:13I know that.
47:16Just give me a pop quiz.
47:22Get past.
47:26Yeah, I'll, uh, get out of your hair.
47:28I want you to get some sleep.
47:31Um, are you going to touch us later?
47:34Go home or go to my crazy ex's party?
47:36I think I'll go home.
47:37No, wait, please.
47:39You have to go because Zeke is going to be there, and I would love it if my tutor was
47:42there, too.
47:44You'd love it?
47:45Yes.
47:45Yeah.
47:46Yay.
47:47Sure, sure, sure.
47:52I can't believe you dragged me here.
47:58Okay, but can you be honest with me?
48:00Mm-hmm.
48:00Just for a minute.
48:03Do I look okay?
48:06Yeah.
48:07You know, I think I liked you better in my hoodie.
48:09Brad, I'm being serious.
48:10I don't want to be just, like, the nerdy equipment girl.
48:13You know, what's wrong with being a smart girl?
48:14Hmm?
48:17You look beautiful with her without your glasses.
48:23Hey, hey.
48:24Zeke is here.
48:25What do I do?
48:28I don't know.
48:29Go talk to him.
48:30What do I say?
48:31I don't know.
48:31Why don't you talk to him?
48:32Why don't you talk to me?
48:35I ask him about anatomy?
48:37Why not?
48:37Don't you want to see his anatomy?
48:39I don't.
48:39Come on, I'm just kidding.
48:40You're all right.
48:41All right, this is what you do.
48:42Go over there and just be cool.
48:44Be mysterious.
48:46It's very sexy.
48:47Mm-hmm.
48:49You got this.
48:51Confidence.
48:51Okay.
48:53Wish me luck.
48:58He doesn't deserve you.
49:01Hey.
49:01Hey, Zeke.
49:02You look really great tonight.
49:05I mean, you know, fire fit, bro.
49:09Uh, thanks.
49:12That's a cool dress, too.
49:14Oh.
49:14Yeah, you like it?
49:15Well, I saw that your backpack was orange, so I thought that maybe, uh, forget it.
49:19Um, I'm sorry about the other night.
49:22I'm, I came on very strong, and I'm not normally like that.
49:28Oh, shit, you're the virgin.
49:32I didn't recognize you without the glasses.
49:35Yeah, yeah.
49:36Sorry, I, I'm normally really, like, cool and aloof and more like a loser whose busted face
49:43will never get her laid.
49:45You should have kept the goggles, freak.
49:47At least they hit half your face.
49:52Eshiga, not so fast.
49:55I promise the people dinner and a show.
50:00Stop it!
50:03Excuse me?
50:07I took your hands to your fucking self, all right?
50:09Tasha, when are you going to glow up?
50:11Seriously.
50:12She's not like us, Brad.
50:13She's a loser.
50:14Don't embarrass yourself by association.
50:17Do you think that I would be embarrassed to associate myself with Olive?
50:20Somebody that cares and tries at everything she does?
50:22Although I know you can't relate to that, because fucking you is kind of like fucking a dead fish.
50:30Says the guy who took forever to finish.
50:33Aren't you a little young for that problem?
50:35No, I'm sorry.
50:36I needed a little bit more action.
50:37I didn't realize that we were at the fucking spa.
50:39Whatever axe you're trying to pull, I hope your virgin freak is worth it.
50:45Watch your back, bitch.
50:47No one makes a fool out of me.
50:49I'm not afraid of you.
50:51You should be.
50:59Are you okay?
51:01No, I just want to go home.
51:02That's great, then let's go home.
51:04All right?
51:06I'm okay.
51:07Uh, coach is calling me.
51:09Let me take this, and then I'll leave.
51:10Okay.
51:12You're right, babe.
51:14I'm sorry.
51:27Hi, everyone.
51:29It's me.
51:30Extra virgin olive.
51:33What the name of me is this?
51:34Oh, wait.
51:35I can just check my panties.
51:37Seek!
51:40You saggy bottoms, keep me dry when I get wet for Zeek!
51:46Zeek, is that you?
51:48Will you pop my cherry, Zeek, please, please?
51:53Oh, am I doing this in a flop for you, Zeek?
51:57I'm using all my teeth, Zeek, I really like it!
52:03You can hang around the rowers all you want.
52:05You'll never belong.
52:07Oh, and because I'm a kind person, Olive, I'm gonna give you this.
52:10An award to celebrate you for what you are.
52:14A virgin!
52:16Oh, and just one more thing to satisfy your curiosity.
52:24Extra virgin! Extra virgin! Extra virgin! Extra virgin! Extra virgin!
52:31And don't forget your oil, bitch!
52:37This is the worst moment of my life.
52:39I hope Zeek doesn't see this.
52:54Get the fuck away from her!
52:58Get the fuck away from her!
53:00Get the fuck away from her!
53:02Hey, hey, hey!
53:06Oh, Tasha, what the fuck is your problem, huh?
53:08Why do you insist on saving her?
53:10Oh, maybe do you think she's kind and nice and not a piece of shit like you?
53:13What are you, in love with a virgin?
53:15That's so desperate!
53:18You know, Tasha, I used to think you were really pretty.
53:20Turns out you just rotted from the inside out.
53:27This will leave a sting, you psycho!
53:29Oh, ha!
53:32You know, if you pull any bullshit like this again, it's gonna go right to the administration.
53:35Just for a moment.
53:59I had some night was a disaster.
54:02Yeah, but Zeek's a fucking idiot for not seeing how amazing you are.
54:06You know, I could never be like Tasha.
54:08Or even sell yourself how pretty she is.
54:11No, listen, I was blind then.
54:14But I'm seeing very clearly now.
54:17And what's hard is that I don't even think you realize just how beautiful you are.
54:27I'm not in the mood to practice for you right now, Brad.
54:30I'm not.
54:33I mean...
54:35You know, if you keep biting your lip at me like that, then I'm gonna take it as an invitation.
54:56Oh my god, don't, don't look.
54:58Don't scroll away.
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