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00:05I thought you were a bookworm, yeah? That outfit is a choice.
00:09And I am the wrong place.
00:11Why is she dressed like this?
00:13No, no, no. I was waiting for you here.
00:16Wait, I thought this was supposed to be a costume party.
00:19It's my bad. It's actually a welcome party for our school's new sponsor.
00:24What?
00:25Look, I just needed an excuse to see.
00:28I have a surprise for you, so close your eyes.
00:41What a fucking nerd!
00:46You lied to me.
00:47The psychology of love.
00:50My ass.
00:51Write about it all enough.
00:53But you still got tricked by a guy.
01:15Are we all Brian?
01:18We're sorry, dude. We're just messing around. We're joking, right?
01:21Do you know why you're here, right?
01:22It's a welcome party for you.
01:25The new school sponsor.
01:27I'm gonna be a fan of bullies.
01:29Get out.
01:37Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
01:40Yeah.
01:41Woody's such an asshole.
01:42It's our fault for being late.
01:45It's okay.
01:48You got Fleck, but it won't happen again.
01:52Up for a bet?
01:54If I win, you apologize to me in front of everyone.
01:57What?
01:59I bet that I can make him.
02:03Fall in love with me.
02:04In ten seconds.
02:12Me and my friends, because nothing's gonna happen.
02:14Yeah, everybody knows how picky Leo is.
02:17That guy's a total lone wolf.
02:19I know he's out of my league.
02:20My research won't fail me.
02:31Love comes down to one thing.
02:34Science.
02:35Bullshit.
02:37Kiss him.
02:38And I will get down on my knees and fall.
02:46Step one in Mia's guide's moments.
02:49Create a chance in the camera.
02:53Hey there, Professor Brian.
02:57Close contacts will drive him crazy.
03:03Are you okay?
03:04I'm so sorry.
03:06Yeah, just to give me some space.
03:07Yeah, just to give me some space.
03:08Oh, are you okay?
03:17I'm so sorry.
03:22I'm so sorry.
03:23I'm so sorry.
03:23I'm so sorry.
03:24I'm so sorry.
03:24I'm so sorry.
03:24Who turned out the lights?
03:32What's your name?
03:33Um, yeah.
03:36Um, can we do that kiss again?
03:39I'm so sorry.
03:45Boss?
03:47Remember her.
03:48Sir, if she has the same name as your wife.
03:50There are plenty of me as in the world.
03:56He asked for your name?
03:58I think he's into you.
04:00Too bad the lights went out.
04:02I was this close.
04:07Sir, you asked me to remember her.
04:09Should I set up a date?
04:11Nah.
04:12Keep away from me.
04:13Well, I made a reservation for you to meet your wife.
04:15Should I let her know?
04:17Fine.
04:18We have been married for about a year.
04:20I guess it's time.
04:29My husband wants to meet me tomorrow.
04:31Seriously?
04:32Ben Craig did the insurance already.
04:35Are you gonna meet him?
04:36No.
04:37No.
04:38Love is the last thing I need to be happy.
04:44Do you take this man as your husband?
04:46I do.
04:51There, Mom.
04:53Now I'm married to a stranger who lives thousands of miles away.
04:56Just like you wanted.
04:59My parents arranged the marriage.
05:01I don't even know the guy.
05:03I need a divorce ASAP.
05:05I need a divorce ASAP.
05:23I need a divorce ASAP.
05:31Oh my God.
05:32Mia's husband is just my type.
05:37Hey, Siri.
05:39How do I get rid of my split ends?
05:41Lily.
05:42Hi.
05:44So, I need your help to divorce my husband from me.
05:47What?
05:49Wait.
05:50Hold up.
05:51Why me?
05:52Because you know me best.
05:55Plus, you've had a lot of experience handling jerks.
06:00Say no more.
06:06I'm sorry.
06:07I've been absent ever since we got married.
06:09I'll make it up to you.
06:10This was our parents' idea, so I'll put you through school.
06:12And once you graduate, we can divorce.
06:15Actually, I was...
06:18I know you had a lot of student debt.
06:19So in the meantime, you can move in with me.
06:24Um...
06:25Let me think about it.
06:26Okay.
06:27Let me know once you've thought it over.
06:36Okay.
06:36Let me know once you've thought it over.
06:49Okay.
06:49Here's my number.
06:50See you later!
06:51Okay.
06:55Bye!
06:57Lily!
07:06Lily!
07:07How did it go?
07:08Thank you again, Lily.
07:09No prob.
07:11But your husband is a real ego.
07:13Dirt poor, too.
07:14He even tried to feel me.
07:15What?
07:16Oh my god, are you okay?
07:18No worries.
07:20Kicked him right in the nuts.
07:22Just forget he ever existed.
07:25You're the best.
07:26Really.
07:28Now come on, I owe you dinner.
07:33Rejected the psychology of love paper is based on no practical data.
07:37What?
07:38What should I do?
07:39Use these theories of yours to beg yourself the perfect guy.
07:43Good luck.
07:44We need it.
07:45That's the system.
07:48Who's the perfect guy?
07:52What are you gonna do?
07:53Relations in three months.
07:54Yes.
07:55And don't forget who your student belongs.
07:57You need a guinea pig's dad.
08:00Leo Bryan.
08:02He's here as a visiting professor.
08:04Wow.
08:05Isn't fake really working out for you too, huh?
08:14Professor Bryan.
08:17You're not supposed to fall for your students.
08:33Mirror, mirror, mirror, mirror, mirror, mirror.
08:37It'll be a piece of cake.
08:39We'll just use step two in my guide to romance.
08:43Wrong.
08:44Men are all about the visuals.
08:46You need to catch us all first.
09:07Hey, a long time no see.
09:10Hey, a long time no see.
09:18Bryan Technologies is investing in a new research project on AI companionship.
09:22I'm looking for a new assistant.
09:26This is mortifying.
09:29I thought he was the only one here.
09:36I am the obvious choice.
09:39My dad is the CEO of AR Alternative.
09:43Nepotism isn't going to work with me.
09:45Out.
09:46Don't make me repeat myself, huh?
09:49He really is the perfect guy.
09:56You.
09:59Out.
10:00Huh?
10:01Why?
10:02Not interested in working with someone who's more interested in their clothes than their actual research.
10:16Who wrote this?
10:17The Psychology of Love.
10:20Me?
10:21So your full name is Mia Rose.
10:26One and only.
10:28It says here that you are from Oregon.
10:29Sister City, to be exact.
10:33The Psychology of Love.
10:35So I'm guessing you have a boyfriend.
10:37Absolutely.
10:38Positively.
10:39100% no.
10:41Holy shit.
10:42He's interrogating me about my love life in public.
10:45He's totally in love with me.
10:48Her name is identical to my wife's.
10:52And she's from the same city.
10:59The job's yours.
11:00Anyone else?
11:01You may leave.
11:08He has a fucking kick.
11:11Why is Profi's brain so obsessed with her?
11:13Sorry about that.
11:15Thanks.
11:15Professor Brian.
11:17What's up?
11:18Did I kiss you too hard the other day?
11:34Keep this professional or you're done.
11:38Just do your job.
11:40You're the boss.
11:42Step 3 in Mia's Guide to Romance.
11:45Spice things up for some physical contact.
11:51Just gotta make sure my boss looks good.
11:56Gotta make sure my boss looks good.
12:01Don't worry about it yourself.
12:03My grandma wouldn't wear that dress.
12:05Grandma should wash your mouth.
12:07I was soaked for talking to me like that.
12:16Hanson, familiarize her with the project over the next few years.
12:19As you wish, sir.
12:24Listen up, Lily.
12:26Rent is on me this year.
12:28Oh, really?
12:30So you're Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
12:32Yep.
12:32There is this new professor at our school named Leo Bryan.
12:37And I'm gonna be his research assistant.
12:40Leo Bryan?
12:41Mm-hmm.
12:44Do you know he's your-
12:45Well, he's actually gonna be my guinea pig.
12:47Which means I have to make him fall in love with me so I can graduate.
12:50Mia, I heard he's a total fuckboy.
12:53Like, hookups every night.
12:55You should stay away from him.
13:06You should stay away from him.
13:07Leo, I have nowhere else to go.
13:09And you said you'd take care of me.
13:12Because we're married.
13:14Right?
13:21This is all gonna be mine one day.
13:26Where are we gonna sleep tonight?
13:28I'm just looking.
13:29Just stay in your alley, okay?
13:31Second floor's yours.
13:33I'm, uh, I'm busy.
13:34Leo, you're gonna fall for me whether you like it or not.
13:42So, Professor Bryan hasn't asked you out yet?
13:45No.
13:46What if my method doesn't work?
13:48What if I turned him off?
13:50You should ask your roommate, Lily.
13:52Guys loooove her.
13:54Yeah, but she just moved out.
13:55I think she has a new boyfriend.
14:00They're so jealous you're like this with Professor Bryan.
14:04I hate to be a bummer, but everyone's saying that he's way out of your league.
14:09Bullshit.
14:10Me?
14:10I'm nice.
14:12I'm hardworking.
14:13And I'm easy to talk to.
14:15If anything, that moody weirdo is out of my league.
14:18God, Professor Bryan, he's an even bigger dick than my husband.
14:27He's an even bigger dick than my husband.
14:34Shit.
14:36How much to be here?
14:38Professor Bryan, what a coincidence.
14:41My favorite teacher.
14:43I didn't know you were so two-faced.
14:45Anyway, you're coming with me to the club tomorrow night.
14:48Here's your invitation.
14:54Fancy date is happening.
14:56I can't believe it.
14:57He's really taking you out.
14:59What?
15:01Oh, it's finally my turn.
15:07Hey.
15:09I heard you're going to the country club tomorrow with Leo Bryan.
15:13You're back because you're worried about me?
15:15Oh, Lily, come here.
15:17Don't worry.
15:19I'll be fine.
15:21Now, I'm gonna go pick out an outfit for tomorrow.
15:31Sorry, Mia.
15:33Leo's mine.
15:42Step four in Mia's Guide to Romance.
15:45ABS.
15:47Always be smiling.
15:51Hi.
15:52Oh, hey.
15:53Oh, so this is a very important meeting.
15:55You did bring the samples I mentioned in my website.
15:57Huh?
15:58Who?
15:59Hi, Bryan.
16:01What the fuck?
16:06You're shaking?
16:08Yeah, it's a bit chilly.
16:10Look at the end of the game.
16:11His notes must have been in the invite.
16:13But where'd it go?
16:21President Bryan, long time no see.
16:23Nice to meet you again, Mr. Yang.
16:24I have the samples I mentioned in my inbox.
16:33You must be starving.
16:36Actually, honey, not feeling well.
16:38I really shouldn't have drank on an empty stomach.
16:41Well, actually, studies show that skipping breakfast is a big no-no.
16:45So, why don't we eat first, then we'll talk.
16:49Mr. Bryan, your girlfriend is Sucha's sweetheart.
16:54Okay, everyone else is all business.
16:56This is a good change of pace.
16:59Yeah, she's a sweet girl.
17:01Uh, Mr. Yang, should we talk every day?
17:03Okay, let's go.
17:04Let's go.
17:09Are you trying to embarrass me?
17:11No.
17:12I thought this was a date.
17:15A date?
17:18You're into your professor, eh?
17:20Really?
17:24I...
17:25Don't get the wrong idea.
17:26The only reason you're here is because Anson is busy.
17:30Right.
17:32I told you this from the start.
17:33Keep this professional, or you're out.
17:36Bryan, the jet is ready.
17:38Let's continue this discussion on our island, Mr. Bryan.
17:41Lead the way.
17:58God, I just can't catch a break.
18:06Hey, how are things coming to Professor Hari?
18:09I screwed up.
18:11It wasn't a date, and now I'm out on my ass.
18:16Fuck this.
18:22God, it just keeps getting better.
18:50I want to go to the tablet.
18:52I'll shoot him a little quick.
18:57I want to take a break.
19:06I don't know which one you use, so I've got you one of each.
19:14Thank you, it's so sweet. I'm shocked.
19:19This is my turn to surprise you.
19:28I'm just gonna make sure my boss is there.
19:32I'm sorry, I should explain things clearly.
19:34You ain't got back there.
19:39If you're okay anymore, you shouldn't push yourself.
19:42No, then how am I supposed to get home?
20:08Wait, I'm gonna get you all wet.
20:10You need to rest.
20:12Okay, Levi. Let's get you cleaned up.
20:25I need to trap Leo forever. Tonight's the night.
20:37Thanks.
20:38I'm in. Hey, have some tea.
20:52Let me help you.
20:58Do you really have random look-ups every night?
21:06Why?
21:08Damn it!
21:12His lips look so sexy.
21:16I almost forget what they taste like.
21:19How many girls have just melted looking into those eyes?
21:25Hey, I'm your professor.
21:27I'm not going to take advantage.
21:30Seems like a gentleman to me.
21:33So why did Lily say that?
21:38Where is it?
21:43Oh!
21:45You work out.
21:47Alright, enough games.
21:56Mr. Ryan told you not to go downstairs all is necessary.
21:58I'm sorry.
22:01I'm sorry.
22:02I'm sorry.
22:02I'm sorry.
22:06Well, I got to make that up.
22:18Miss Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers.
22:23Neil is married.
22:28Yes.
22:30Thanks, Mr. Harvey.
22:33Who's that?
22:34Your parents?
22:35No.
22:36Actually, my parents passed away.
22:39I'm sorry.
22:41Look, Anton's going to take you home.
22:44No, it's fine.
22:45You really don't have to.
22:47He's heading that way anyway.
22:49His?
22:51Oh, it is.
22:52Thanks.
23:06Thanks for the ride.
23:08We've been waiting for you.
23:10Where did you run off to?
23:11I know.
23:12I'm sorry, David.
23:12It was a whole thing.
23:14I'm just glad you're okay.
23:16Come here.
23:17We were scared shitless.
23:19Oh.
23:29Sir, Miss Rose got home safely.
23:32Some guy was pushing her around.
23:34Why was it?
23:35Well, I couldn't get a good look at him, but...
23:37I think they live together.
23:41Sir, she's obviously out here.
23:43There's fire.
23:45We need her expertise, and as a professor, I'd better give an eye on her.
23:50Nice to choose.
23:52Look into her supposed husband.
23:54That's fire.
23:56I don't know.
23:56I don't know.
24:01How did Leo actually carry you to his house?
24:04He's totally into you.
24:06Congrats on graduating.
24:09Oh, it's him.
24:14Stay the fuck away from me?
24:16We're never going to happen?
24:21God, he's playing me like a goddamn puppet.
24:24That's just what men do. Girls are just easy come, easy go.
24:28It's textbook Matthew effect.
24:31Showed my hair too soon.
24:33Don't give up just yet. We still have plan B.
24:36The call shall be.
24:37Yeah, maybe he's just stubborn.
24:39Look, my department develops a new monitor.
24:41It traces the virus heartbeat and brain waves.
24:46I know exactly what to do.
24:49You know, Brian?
24:51Just leave me.
25:06All alone, Professor Brian?
25:09Need something?
25:10I'm just wondering if you're drinking alone.
25:12I usually prefer to drink more than you by myself, yes.
25:14You're welcome to be in here.
25:15I actually just needed to borrow this.
25:17You're not the only time you got.
25:18Here she comes.
25:41All right, boys.
25:42Go to work.
25:43As promised.
25:45For you.
25:46And for you.
25:48Okay, how was my performance?
25:49Did you see his face?
25:51Priceless.
25:52Yes, he was definitely jealous.
26:00Can feelings just disappear that fast?
26:03Not right now.
26:04I'm just wondering why Mia said I'm not her type.
26:07Professor, it seems like you care about her a lot more than you should.
26:12Anyways.
26:14I found something on her husband.
26:20It seems like she's, uh, a secret to me.
26:24Her phone's my campus.
26:25I have no idea.
26:26We should hire a FBI.
26:27She's way too innocent.
26:29I'm afraid some guys come to the trick.
26:31Well, I did hear a lot of guys are after her.
26:34And she lives in a very shady area.
26:36The girls get her wrestling bars all the time.
26:41Professor Brian, I need the afternoon off.
26:44Why?
26:45Have a date.
26:47With who?
26:48That's not really any of your business.
26:51Not happening.
26:53You're spending the afternoon with me, Miss Assistant.
27:06Plan B is a total success.
27:09Leo is taking me out to shop.
27:12Who are you texting?
27:13It's private.
27:14Are you trying to spy on your assistant?
27:18Well, I hope we pick one out.
27:25Well, let's have a try at the moon.
27:27It's a birthday present.
27:29How do you know tomorrow's my birthday?
27:31It's your birthday tomorrow.
27:36The same name, hometown, and birthday.
27:40Way too many instances.
27:42This is all.
27:58These are beautiful.
28:00Are they really for me?
28:02Actually, I just needed your help to pick them up with someone else.
28:07If I didn't know any better, I'd think they say it was my wife.
28:11Sorry.
28:12That's my mistake.
28:14Is he interested in someone else?
28:16Pick up the pace, Mia.
28:20Crap.
28:25These are beautiful, Mia.
28:29Why are you giving me such an expensive gift?
28:32I don't know.
28:33You're my assistant.
28:34Your image of legs upon me.
28:37Here.
28:38Well, here.
28:39I have this fitness bracelet.
28:42Thanks.
28:47Hey, what's up?
28:50Yeah, sure.
28:50I'll meet you at the bar tonight.
28:53Who are you going with?
28:55I'm off the clock now.
28:56That's none of your business, boss.
28:58Here's an unfair shady area.
29:00He goes to get her wives in the bars all the time.
29:03May he count.
29:05It's too dangerous to go to the bar with a guy.
29:08What?
29:08Do you like me or something?
29:15What?
29:16Do you like me or something?
29:20You're jealous.
29:21You're jealous, aren't you?
29:27I'll need you to go to the lab.
29:28To learn some data.
29:31I need it.
29:32It's impossible.
29:41They always gonna beg for forgiveness once he sees this data.
29:46What?
29:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
29:49God, I didn't save it yet.
29:52I can't catch a break.
29:55I can't catch a break.
29:56That's all, I can't catch a break.
29:57I can't catch a break.
29:57So, we'll be here.
29:57Bye.
30:00I can get another one.
30:00I've been mentioned saying the О'C答ing.
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