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00:03come on dude come on wait sorry man coach said one more d and you're out of here
00:11it's for your own good the hell is he one for me i'm a baseball player not a biologist
00:15i don't know be smarter
00:30um you okay living my best life
00:38why
00:40you offering to cheer me up
00:44oh um
00:45oh sorry um good luck with everything
01:20hi
01:22hey roomie roomie
01:27sorry flower this morning
01:29i am in need of a place to live
01:32and you are in need of a roommate
01:36sorry that um that flyer was meant for someone more like me someone quiet and academic and
01:44well a girl and i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's sluttiest baseball player to be my
01:51new
01:51roommate so
01:54quite the reputation
01:58sorry i uh i didn't mean to
02:01that's okay
02:03you know there's more to me and all that right
02:08like what
02:11we're making me lasagna
02:15um
02:17i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit
02:19beggars can't be choosers
02:21what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:26it's the first of the month
02:27just give me a shot all right
02:30good butt heads kick me out
02:31no hard feelings
02:35but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:46i don't even know
03:00zeke quick question um why are you throwing a rager at 2 p.m on a tuesday
03:07guys you need to get out more this is a hang it's not a rager
03:13all right go get set up the cake or something all right bro
03:22look i failed a bio test okay i thought i'd blow off some steam
03:25okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called generic and i'm inspiring so
03:31could you please just oh what are you
03:36you know what's inspiring dancing right come on
03:42come on loosen up roomie it'll help your art i promise
03:50there you go there she is
03:53shut up
03:57zeke
04:00hands off your roommate
04:01hey go herd your animals
04:04okay
04:05i'm tessa hi
04:08please forgive my man whore of a brother and thank you for housing him he is a mess
04:14i've noticed he just needs a friend
04:16oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys so
04:26he's got our fangirls
04:47to new friends
04:50oh um sorry i i don't really i don't really play i'm i'm just a fan
05:07not your type
05:09what fabian
05:12he's flirting with you
05:14right flirting with me that's that's a good one
05:18yeah flirting
05:20are you seriously that inexperienced
05:24no
05:27fine if you must know
05:31i've never even been kissed before so
05:34you've never been kissed
05:37i was always the the weird art girl
05:43i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:50what about a what about a sex tutor
05:55yeah yeah very funny and and where do you suppose i found one of those it's not
05:59something that you can put up a flyer for
06:08you you're you're funny it's it's a joke right
06:13oh not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right
06:16you know sluttiest baseball player on campus
06:23stop you're you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me i'm not
06:28no
06:30i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then so
06:35well a girl like you clearly makes good grades
06:40i could use a tutor myself
06:43coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts that means
06:48no yankees
06:50you're like the yankees
06:51focus
06:55you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:02so we'd like
07:05date no
07:07no strictly educational no feelings i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:16right okay let me guess
07:21you want a sweetheart huh some gushy romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry
07:31what's wrong with that nothing there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:39you deserve everything you want
07:44that's not me
07:48what do you say you hope me it's my final and i hope you find the one
07:56deal
07:59how about
08:01will you seal the deal with your first kiss
08:25i'll save it for when you're alone
08:28let's go have some fun yeah
08:38first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash dude that's nasty
08:44zeke you want in what the hell dude she's a person not a bet
08:50chill bro all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor can you please not mess it up with
08:54my
08:54roommate she's a big girl she can handle herself she's off limits you hear me or what or i'll kick
09:04your ass
09:06yeah okay beat it i got business to take care of you're lucky this is her house
09:14look ignore him all right first one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash
09:18i think that's enough studying for today
09:32so you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:38well i should warn you that this is a dodger home dodger home
09:47not anymore
09:49you're not even recruited yet no it's coming
09:54you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
09:58yeah that's if you don't flunk out oh funny
10:04well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:14so now that we're alone
10:22do you want to know how it feels to be kissed
10:42i don't know how
10:47how do i
10:49lesson one
10:52trust yourself
10:54breathe
10:58just follow what feels good
11:04don't hold back
11:06don't hold back beautiful
11:13um i'm sorry you uh
11:17you don't have to do this
11:20what
11:24pretend you want me
11:26i'm not pretending
11:29are you sure
11:32what makes you think otherwise
11:39because
11:41in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:46i am a fat loser with frizzy here and thunder thighs so
12:01come with me
12:03want to show you something
12:20uh-uh
12:23eye contact is how guys know you're into them
12:27i don't like being stared at
12:30they're admiring
12:32look at yourself
12:38what are you doing
12:40putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:45why am i staring at myself this is embarrassing
12:52call it a confidence drill
12:55can i continue
13:15sorry um
13:18i
13:21i'm not used to this so i
13:22you don't have to apologize
13:25i just want you
13:27to
13:28see yourself as you are
13:32beautiful
13:39lesson three
13:42ask for what you want
13:46can
13:47can we
13:52will you kiss me
13:55hmm
14:13What? Was that bad? Did I do it wrong?
14:18No, no, you're natural.
14:27Really?
14:28Yeah, don't let it get to your head.
14:32Well, I think that we should go to bed.
14:38Already?
14:40Oh, no, oh my god, not you and I, not together, separately, in our separate breaths, because not together, that
14:48would be crazy.
14:51You can if you want.
14:54You set the pace, butterfly.
15:26Study time.
15:28I was studying. I was working on my fastball.
15:32Yeah, and you need to be working on your organismal biology comprehension, which you clearly know nothing about, which is
15:38alarmingly concerning.
15:43I feel unmotivated.
15:47Come on, teach. I made my lessons fun.
15:56Okay. Fine.
16:00For every answer that you get wrong, you strip.
16:05But for every answer that you get right, I'll strip.
16:12Geez. Amelia, strip tutoring?
16:16I didn't think you had it in you.
16:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:20You in or what?
16:24Bring it on.
16:27First question.
16:30What's the role of the sodium potassium pump?
16:36It's when you eat sugar.
16:42You're joking, right?
16:46The sodium potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient.
16:54So...
16:56Strip.
17:00Come here.
17:17I guess I should've worn a shirt.
17:24Next question.
17:27What's the key to maintaining blood glucose levels?
17:34Your turn to strip.
17:38We'll see.
17:39What's the key?
17:47Insulin.
18:00That's cheating.
18:08What are you guys doing?
18:09We are just studying.
18:11Studying.
18:12Yeah.
18:14Okay.
18:15Love that.
18:16But did Zeke not tell you about the plan?
18:20I've got a game today.
18:22Tessa's here to help you get ready and bring you to the after party.
18:26Another party, Zeke.
18:27You have to study.
18:29I think it's time to practice what I taught you.
18:37Okay.
18:39We need to talk.
18:42My brother tells me that you don't know that you're an absolute babe.
18:48Oh, um, I mean, I know I'm not conventionally attractive, so...
18:53Conventional attractiveness is a myth.
18:56Anywho, I went shopping.
18:58It's like my love language or something, but...
19:00I picked you out some outfits.
19:02You wanna play dress up?
19:06Honestly?
19:08Yeah.
19:09Yay!
19:09Me too.
19:11Okay, let's go.
19:17Thank you for doing this, seriously.
19:20I...
19:20I owe you one.
19:22It's the least I can do.
19:24For what?
19:27For helping Zeke.
19:29You literally saved his life because I was going to kill him if he flunked out.
19:35I hope I can help him.
19:37Oh, you can.
19:38He's not dumb.
19:39He just has this thing in his head that baseball and partying and getting with every girl in a five
19:43-mile radius is all he's good for.
19:52But I think he'll listen to you.
19:54He likes you.
19:55He told me so.
19:58Okay, no, no, no, no, no smiling.
20:00Okay.
20:01I'm gonna line your lips.
20:02Focus.
20:10Let's go.
20:13Dude, when you struck out that last batter, I swear.
20:16Scout's trials are on the ground.
20:18I was actually planning on throwing him.
20:28Is that...
20:29Amelia?
20:47Hey!
20:50Damn, Fabian works fast.
20:52Amanda!
20:53Just the girl I wanted to see.
20:54Hey!
20:55Listen, I want to show you something.
20:56It's just right over here.
20:57It's Amelia.
20:58Told you to leave her alone.
21:01We're just having a conversation, bro.
21:03Relax.
21:04Back off?
21:05Or he'll be watching the next game from the bench.
21:11Sorry, pal.
21:12She's coming all the way home with me tonight.
21:15What the hell?
21:16Psycho, I'm your teammate.
21:17You're a piece of trash.
21:24What the hell was that?
21:25I thought you wanted me to practice flirting.
21:28Not with him.
21:29He's trying...
21:32He's trying to...
21:33He's trying to take you to the upstairs tree.
21:36The what?
21:37Look, Fabian is not good enough for you.
21:38Just ignore him.
21:40Okay.
21:43Wait.
21:45What's the upstairs tree?
21:47It's a tree where we take girls and after we kiss them under it, they always ask to go upstairs
21:52with us.
21:53That's the move?
21:54Yeah.
21:55Kissing a girl under a tree?
21:58The upstairs tree.
21:59Ah.
22:00Right.
22:02When does that work?
22:04I don't know.
22:04It just does.
22:05I don't understand how a tree could do that.
22:11I will show you.
22:15Part of lesson four, allow yourself to be swept off your feet.
22:38Okay, so the story goes, the founder planted this tree for his wife.
22:42And the seed shipped all the way from North Carolina.
22:44Dug the hole himself, watered it every day.
22:48Usually, the girl says something like,
22:50Well, it seems like a lot of work.
22:53Wow, it seems like a lot of work.
22:54There you go.
22:55And we would say, oh, the guy would do anything for a pretty girl.
22:59Right, but usually you'd mean it, right?
23:02I mean it right now, pretty girl.
23:05Then we would lead them behind the tree.
23:13And then...
23:15What?
23:17Do this.
23:31So upstairs?
23:35No.
23:49What's it like living in a frat?
23:54Fun
23:56Baseball
23:58Parties
24:00Girls
24:02What about class?
24:04Yeah, I'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate
24:07No, you
24:09Make a mean lasagna, right?
24:11Sure do
24:12You ask nice and I'll let you taste it
24:16It's always about the sex with you, isn't it?
24:18Well, it's what people expect from me, so
24:22Maybe you should try exceeding their expectations
24:27Gotta be honest, I think this is the most I've ever talked on an upstairs trip
24:33What does a normal upstairs trip look like?
24:38This
24:55Zeke
24:56Stop teasing
24:57Lesson five
24:59Patience is a virtue
25:02Build up is half the farm
25:15All right, guys, gonna take his time
25:18Save her every inch
25:21What about lesson three?
25:24Asking for what I want
25:34All right, Butterfly
25:36What do you want?
25:39I want you to touch me
25:42For academic purposes
25:44Obviously
25:49Well then
25:51In the spirit of
25:53Education
25:54Mm-hmm
26:06What else?
26:09I want you to kiss me
26:11Please
26:20What else?
26:48Reminiscing, all right?
26:50Shut up.
26:52I gotta go find Tessa, but I'll be right back.
27:06Wow, that's beautiful.
27:10Hey, um, Emilio, right?
27:15I'm Sam.
27:16Second baseman, backup pitcher, fellow artist.
27:22You paint, too?
27:23No, I'm an actor.
27:25Aspiring, anyway.
27:28What kind of stuff do you make?
27:29Oh, uh, just representational art with a focus on color theory.
27:33That's wow, yeah.
27:35You have no idea what I just said.
27:37No, not at all.
27:38Um, but maybe I could, I could take you out and hear you tell me all about that.
27:47Um, can I have your number?
27:52What are you doing?
27:54Oh, I'm, I'm asking Emilio out.
27:57You know, I thought we could, we could talk art.
28:00Since when do you care about art?
28:02Come on, man, you know I act.
28:05So what do you say?
28:08I'd love to.
28:10Wow.
28:11She'd love to.
28:14I'm looking forward to it.
28:20Oh, Emilio has a date.
28:22Emilio has a date.
28:24Cut it out, Tessa.
28:26It's just to hang out.
28:28I'm gonna go get some more water.
28:35Okay, Spell.
28:37What's going on between you two?
28:40Nothing.
28:40I don't know what you're talking about.
28:42Yeah, right.
28:44I've literally never seen you this jealous.
28:46I'm not jealous.
28:47I'm just protecting her.
28:49Because you have a huge crush on her.
28:50No, I don't.
28:53We're friends.
28:54She doesn't see me like that.
28:57Amelia.
28:59So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:00Be honest.
29:02I think he's charming.
29:03That's for sure.
29:05Charming, huh?
29:06You're about really hot.
29:08Uh, zip it.
29:09I asked her, not you.
29:12I think he's kind and generous.
29:15And super motivated.
29:18But, I think he sells himself short.
29:22I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player.
29:27Damn, bro.
29:28She sees you.
29:29She's a real one.
29:31All right, what about you, Zeke?
29:32What do you think of Amelia?
29:36She's, uh...
29:40She's great.
29:41Great roommate.
29:42Total chiller.
29:45Right.
29:46Thanks a lot, Remy.
29:49I mean...
30:06Hey.
30:09So, uh...
30:10When's that test again?
30:12Vinyls are almost over.
30:14Yeah, I, uh...
30:17I took it yesterday.
30:21Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:23Well, I wanted to wait...
30:25So I could show you...
30:27My first day.
30:30Oh, my God.
30:33You did it.
30:37Well, I couldn't have done it without you, teach.
30:39I, uh...
30:58Sorry.
31:10so you're going out with Sam then
31:16yeah
31:16um
31:19I guess it all worked out
31:24you got the A
31:27I got the guy
31:29you don't even know him
31:30I'm doing what you told me to
31:33trusting myself and letting myself get swept off my feet
31:37yeah but
31:38but what
31:40I'm not understanding the problem
31:42it's no problem
31:44what's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me date anybody
31:50are you
31:51are you jealous
31:55Zeke
31:55no
32:01right cause
32:04cause you're the one that said
32:05no feelings
32:07yep
32:10and I guess our
32:11our lessons are over
32:14yeah cool
32:16I better go get ready for my date
32:18wish me luck
32:19good luck
32:44well I figure as the frat sweetheart
32:47it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat
32:50before the big game tomorrow
32:52I'll take my sweet treat upstairs
33:00missed you babe
33:02damn dude
33:03you know you really are a psychopath
33:07sorry bro
33:12Zeke
33:15excuse you
33:18happened to the museum
33:21we're meeting here
33:22we were about to head out
33:25I didn't know
33:28I didn't know
33:30I'm gonna go wait outside
33:35you're seriously punting over those kinkles
33:38definitely not punting over your hateful ass
33:39don't talk about her like that
33:55it's hard to get around the third
33:57for the second time
33:58first to death
34:10I uh
34:12I thought you'd be with that girl
34:20how was your date with Sam?
34:25it was good
34:29cool
34:31I'm happy for you
35:07big talk
35:08but he just can't get it in the hole dude
35:11speaking of
35:12thanks for striking out with Jen
35:13and sending her back my way
35:14shut up
35:15your roomie though
35:16that is a tough nut to crack
35:18she wouldn't even let Sam kiss her
35:20what are you talking about
35:21hey
35:22don't count me out
35:23you know it's not over
35:24until the fat lady Shane
35:26oh
35:27oh
35:28oh
35:28oh
35:29oh for sure
35:29oh for sure
35:30was this about the bet?
35:32I thought you liked her
35:33no
35:34I like winning
35:36plus it's like the best acting exercise ever
35:38like my thing
35:39oh wait
35:40you're done
35:40you hear me?
35:42leave her alone
35:43don't text her
35:43don't call her
35:44don't even look at her
35:45yo
35:46what the hell dude
35:47since when you so whipped?
35:49yeah
35:54you're bugging out
35:55what the hell
35:57he needs to cool off or something
35:59you're just mad
35:59I guess
36:00oh
36:01oh
36:09see
36:09what are you doing?
36:11don't talk to Sam again
36:13I'm not doing this with you
36:15we talked about this
36:16I lied
36:18what?
36:19I was jealous
36:21the thought of him
36:22making you smile
36:23and
36:25touching you
36:27kissing you
36:28it drove me crazy
36:31he's not your man
36:33butterfly
36:36I am
36:42I know I said I don't do feelings
36:45that I'm not boyfriend material
36:47but you changed everything for me
36:50I want to be the man you see when you look at me
36:54Amelia
36:56will you be my girlfriend?
37:02yeah
37:03of course I will
37:20god you're such a good kid
37:23hi
37:23what a good teacher
37:25speaking of
37:28I think I have a few more lessons for you
37:30oh
37:39what do you want butterfly?
37:43I want you to be my first
37:47are you sure?
37:50very sure
37:54that'll make sense
37:55I know it was bad
38:02but I want to hear you
38:04tell me just
38:04how
38:05would you do it all again
38:09even if it had the same
38:10exact
38:11impact
38:13sniffing on, hanging, screaming
38:14dripping out words
38:15I need it
38:16pretty good at conceiting
38:17and now how I'm treated
38:18switching up on your meaning
38:19That don't make sense, but I just say, okay
38:22Tryna make it go away, break it down on top of my face
38:24Walk to the bottom, I'm late, baby, can't you see
38:27I like to crash back, how you used to talk to me
38:31Flashbang, how I used to combat you
38:33It's not back, baby, can we count to three?
38:37Can't live with or without you
38:39Watch me and count it out
38:41Watch me and count it out
38:42Watch me and count it out
38:44Watch me and count it out
38:45Watch me and count it out
38:52Yeah, that looks really good on you
38:54Hmm?
38:55Mm-hmm
38:58Fortunately, I do have a game today, so I'm gonna need that back
39:02Oh, yeah?
39:04Yeah
39:05Prefer it be sooner rather than later, actually
39:08So
39:11We should probably just take it off right now, right?
39:15Make me
39:22That's probably just Tessa
39:23Ignore it
39:27Oh!
39:30Damn, dude
39:31I guess we owe you 500 bucks, huh?
39:34You sneaky bastard
39:36Fabian, get the hell out of here
39:37Zeke?
39:39What is he talking about?
39:41Oh, you see, we made a bet, sweetheart
39:44On who could fuck you first
39:46Okay, that's enough
39:48Hey, feel free to come collect your cash anytime
39:51Oh, and, uh, you forgot this
39:54Toodaloo, have a nice life
40:01You know what I can explain, okay?
40:03You slept with me to win a bet?
40:05No
40:05No, I had nothing to do with it
40:07Sam did
40:09That's why I told you to stop seeing it
40:10And you didn't tell me
40:13How could you do this to me?
40:15How, how could you lie?
40:16Who's protecting you?
40:19What great job?
40:21Amelia, please
40:24Don't touch me
40:45It's Tessa
40:48I'm sorry for texting you
40:51You absolutely should have texted me
40:54No, no, he's
40:55He's your brother
40:56I just
40:57I didn't know who else to talk to
40:59You can always talk to me
41:02I used to be able to talk to him
41:04And now
41:07I can't even look at him
41:09You want me to kill him?
41:10I will kill him
41:12Tempting
41:14Tempting
41:15No, honestly
41:17This is probably for the best
41:20I never could have dated a Yankee anyway
41:25You love him
41:26Don't you?
41:28I don't know
41:29All I know
41:31Is that I've never felt this way about anybody
41:34It's like he's pulling me like gravity
41:41But he doesn't feel the same way
41:43Of course he does
41:45My brother is an idiot
41:46When it comes to emotional stuff
41:48But I know he cares about you
41:50I've never seen him look at anyone
41:52The way he looks at you
41:53If you really cared about me
41:56He never would have lied
41:59God, I feel so stupid
42:02Let me talk to him
42:03I'll set him straight
42:04I swear
42:05No, no
42:06It's fine
42:08Pretty soon
42:10He'll be off in New York
42:12I'll be in LA
42:15And we'll never have to see each other again
42:32We need to talk
42:35I don't feel like it
42:36The fact that you're out here throwing a ball around
42:38Instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness
42:40I know Mom raised you better
42:42She told me to leave her alone
42:44Do you care about her?
42:46Of course I do
42:47That's not the point
42:49The point is I'm not good enough for her
42:51I hurt her, Tessa
42:52It's just who I am
42:54I'm not a relationship guy
42:56You know this
42:57Okay, enough
42:58You know how to be a relationship guy?
43:01You commit to being in a relationship
43:03I mean, it's literally that easy
43:05You're more than a fuckboy
43:06You hear me?
43:08So it's time to grow up
43:09And go get your girl
43:13She deserves better than me
43:15So be better
43:24Hey
43:26Can I talk to you?
43:29If you want
43:41Are those Dodger blue and white
43:44Or Yankee blue and white?
43:46Dodger
43:47This is a Dodger's home
43:52I'm sorry
43:55Okay, I should have told you about the best sooner
44:01You should have
44:02I thought I was protecting you
44:07I was doing the right thing
44:11But the right thing isn't lying to you
44:15So I'm going to be completely honest
44:17From here on out
44:22I don't want to be just fun, Butterfly
44:26When it comes to you
44:27I want to be forever
44:32I want to keep showing you
44:33How beautiful you really are
44:36I want to be that gushy, romantic guy
44:38That brings you flowers
44:40And writes you poetry
44:43I want to be everything you want
44:47Everything you deserve
44:51So tell me
44:54What do you want?
44:58I want
45:04I want
45:04I want to trust myself
45:07And I
45:09I want to follow what feels good
45:14And I don't want to hold back
45:19I want you, Zeke
45:24You too?
45:26Of course I do
45:34Thank God
45:36Because I already asked Coach
45:38To set up a call
45:38With the Dodgers recruiter
45:41He did what?
45:43Told you
45:44This is the Dodger home
45:46I'm going to try to get signed by them
45:48Instead of the Yankees
45:49So when you move to L.A.
45:51We'll be there together
45:54And what if I said no?
45:59I'd have to pivot to plan B
46:02Lasagna
46:20The Dodgers
46:20Bl moderates
46:21The Damage
46:22The Damage
46:22The Damage
46:22We are
46:22Damage The
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