- 15 minutes ago
Study Buddy
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00You
00:07Come on
00:09Dude, come on, wait
00:12Sorry, man, coach said one more D and you're out of here
00:16It's for your own good. Tell us you want for me. I'm a baseball player not a biologist. I don't
00:20know be smarter
00:25Prick
00:35Um you okay living my best life
00:42Why
00:45You offer to cheer me up
00:52Sorry
00:52All right um
00:59Good luck with everything
01:25Hey, roomie roomie
01:32sorry flyer this morning i am in need of a place to live and you are needed roommates
01:41sorry that um that flyer was meant for someone more like me someone quiet and academic and
01:49well a girl and i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's
01:54sluttiest baseball player to be my new roommate so quite the reputation
02:04sorry i uh i didn't mean to it's okay
02:08you know there's more to me than all that right
02:14like what
02:17we're making mean lasagna
02:22um i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit beggars can't be
02:25choosers
02:26what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:31it's the first of the month just give me a shot all right move my heads kick me out no
02:36hard feelings
02:40but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:52i don't even know
02:56this is like a few times
02:58like there's no evidence there's no kegs
03:06zeke quick question um why are you throwing a rager at 2 p.m on a tuesday
03:13guys you need to get out more this is a hang it's not a rager
03:19all right go accept the cake or something all right bro
03:27look i failed a bio test okay thought i'd blow off some steam
03:31okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called generic and i'm inspiring so
03:36could you please just oh what are you
03:42you know what's inspiring dancing right come on
03:50come on loosen up you know what i mean it'll help your art i promise
03:56there you go there she is shut up
04:03zeke
04:06hands off your roommate go herd your animals okay
04:12i'm tessa hi
04:15please forgive my man horrible brother and thank you for housing him he is a mess
04:20i've noticed he just needs a friend oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys so
04:26to new friends
04:31hmm
04:51so what do you say babe i'll pitch you catch
04:56oh um sorry i i don't really i don't really play i'm i'm just a fan
05:14not your type what fabian who's flirting with you right flirting with me that's that's a good one
05:24yeah flirting are you seriously that inexperienced
05:30no
05:34fine if you must know
05:38i've never even been kissed before so you've never been kissed
05:44i was always the the weird art girl
05:50i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:57what about a what about a sex tutor
06:02yeah yeah very funny and and where do you suppose i found one of those it's not something that you
06:07can put
06:07up a flyer for
06:15you you're you're funny it's it's a joke
06:19right
06:20oh not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right you know sluttiest baseball
06:26player on campus
06:29stop you're you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me i'm not
06:35no
06:37i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then
06:40so well a girl like you clearly makes good grades i could use a tutor myself
06:50coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts that means
06:54no yankees you like the yankees focus
07:02you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:08so
07:10we'd like
07:12date no no strictly educational no feelings i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:24right okay let me guess you want a sweetheart huh some good romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and
07:34write you poetry
07:38what's wrong with that nothing there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:46you deserve everything you want
07:52that's not me
07:55what do you say you owe me it's my final and i hope you find the one
08:03deal
08:07how about
08:09will you seal the deal with your first kiss
08:33i'll save it for when you're alone
08:37let's go have some fun yeah
08:46first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash dude that's nasty
08:52zeke you want in what the hell dude she's a person not a bet
08:58chill bro all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor can you please not mess it up with
09:02my roommate
09:03she's a big girl she can handle herself
09:08she's off limits you hear me
09:11or what or i'll kick your ass
09:15yeah okay beat it i got business to take care of
09:19but you're lucky this is her house
09:22look ignore him all right first one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash
09:31i think that's enough studying for today
09:41so you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:47well i should warn you that this
09:50is a dodger home
09:52dodger home
09:55not anymore
09:58you're not even recruited yet no it's coming
10:03you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
10:07yeah that's if you don't flunk out
10:09i know funny
10:13well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:23so now that we're
10:25alone
10:31so i don't know how it feels to be kissed
10:51i don't know how
10:55how do i
10:58lesson one
11:01trust yourself
11:04breathe
11:06just
11:08follow what feels good
11:14don't hold back
11:16beautiful
11:21um
11:23i'm sorry you uh
11:26you don't have to do this
11:29what
11:33pretend you want me
11:36i'm not pretending
11:39are you sure
11:42what makes you think otherwise
11:48because
11:51in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:56i am a fat loser with
11:59frizzy here and thunder thighs so
12:10come with me
12:13want to show you something
12:31uh-uh
12:32uh-uh
12:33eye contact is how guys know you're into them
12:38i don't like being stared at
12:40they're admiring
12:43look at yourself
12:48what are you doing
12:51putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:55why am i staring at myself this is embarrassing
13:02call it a confidence drill
13:06can i continue
13:09yeah
13:28sorry um
13:29i
13:32i'm not used to this so i
13:33you don't have to apologize
13:34i just want you
13:38to
13:39see yourself as you are
13:43beautiful
13:50lesson three
13:52ask for what you want
13:56can
13:58can
13:58we
14:03will you kiss me
14:06hmm
14:25what was that bad did i did i do it wrong no no you're natural
14:39really yeah don't want to get to your head well i think that we should go to bed
14:51already oh no oh my god not you and i not together separately in in our separate beds
14:58because not together that that would be crazy we can if you want
15:06you set the pace butterfly
15:08so
15:38study time i was studying i was working on my fastball yeah and you need to be working on
15:46your organismal biology comprehension which you clearly know nothing about which is alarmingly
15:51concerning so
15:54i feel unmotivated
15:59come on teach what made my lessons fun
16:08okay fine for every answer that you get wrong you strip but for every answer that you get right
16:20i'll strip
16:25geez amelia strip tutoring
16:28i didn't think you had it in you
16:30yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you in or what
16:36bring it on
16:40first question
16:42what's the role of the sodium potassium pump
16:46it's it's when you eat sugar
16:55you're joking right
16:59the sodium potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient
17:02you're joking right
17:03so
17:08strip
17:28I guess I should've worn a shirt.
17:36Next question, what's the key to maintaining blood glucose levels?
17:47Your turn to strip.
17:50We'll see.
17:59Insulin.
18:12That's cheating.
18:20What are you guys doing?
18:22We are just studying.
18:24Studying.
18:24Yeah.
18:26Okay.
18:28Love that.
18:29But did Zeke not tell you about the plan?
18:33I've got a game today.
18:35Tessa's here to help you get ready and bring you to the after party.
18:38Another party, Zeke.
18:39You have to study.
18:42I think it's time to practice what I taught you.
18:50Okay.
18:51We need to talk.
18:55My brother tells me that you don't know that you're an absolute babe.
19:01Oh, I mean, I know I'm not conventionally attractive, so...
19:06Conventional attractiveness is a myth.
19:08Anywho, I went shopping.
19:10It's like my love language or something, but...
19:13I picked you out some outfits.
19:15You...
19:15Wanna play dress up?
19:19Honestly?
19:21Yeah.
19:22Yay!
19:23Me too.
19:24Okay, let's go.
19:30Thank you for doing this.
19:32Seriously, I owe you one.
19:35At least I can do.
19:37For what?
19:40For helping Zeke.
19:42You literally saved his life because I was going to kill him if he flunked out.
19:48I hope I can help him.
19:50Oh, you can.
19:51He's not dumb.
19:52He just has this thing in his head that baseball and partying and getting with every girl in
19:56a five-mile radius is all he's good for.
20:05But I think he'll listen to you.
20:07He likes you.
20:08He told me so.
20:12No, no, no, no.
20:12No smiling.
20:13Okay.
20:14I'm gonna line your lips.
20:15Focus.
20:23Let's go.
20:26Dude, when you struck out that last batter, I swear.
20:29Scout's trials are on the ground.
20:31I was actually planning on throwing him.
20:41What's that?
20:42Amelia?
20:46Oh, I'm waiting.
20:49You're left with nothing.
20:51You're nose bleeding.
20:54At least there's something.
20:57See?
20:57That horror.
20:59We'll go.
21:00Hey.
21:03Damn, Fabian works fast.
21:05Amanda.
21:06This is the girl I wanted to see.
21:08Listen, I want to show you something.
21:09It's just right over here.
21:10It's Amelia.
21:11Told you to leave her alone.
21:14We're just having a conversation, bro.
21:16Relax.
21:17Back off.
21:18Or he'll be watching the next game from the bench.
21:24Sorry, pal.
21:25She's coming all the way home with me tonight.
21:28What the hell?
21:29Psycho, I'm your teammate.
21:30You're a piece of trash.
21:37What the hell was that?
21:39I thought you wanted me to practice flirting.
21:41Not with him.
21:42He's trying...
21:45He's trying to take you to the upstairs tree.
21:49The what?
21:50Look, Fabian is not good enough for you.
21:52Just ignore him.
21:54Okay.
21:57Wait.
21:59What's the upstairs tree?
22:01It's a tree where we take girls,
22:03and after we kiss them under it,
22:04they always ask you upstairs with us.
22:06That's the move?
22:07Yeah.
22:08Kissing a girl under a tree.
22:12The upstairs tree.
22:13Ah.
22:14Right.
22:16When does that work?
22:17I don't know.
22:18It just does.
22:18I don't understand how a tree could do that.
22:20What?
22:25I will show you.
22:29Part of lesson four,
22:31allow yourself to be swept off your feet.
22:42That's just it.
22:52Okay.
22:52So the story goes,
22:54founder planted this tree for his wife,
22:56and the seed shipped all the way from North Carolina.
22:58Dug the hole himself,
22:59watered it every day.
23:02Usually,
23:03the girl says something like,
23:04well, it seems like a lot of work.
23:07Wow, it seems like a lot of work.
23:08There you go.
23:09And we would say,
23:10oh, the guy would do anything for a pretty girl.
23:12Right, but,
23:14usually you'd mean it, right?
23:16I mean it right now, pretty girl.
23:19Then we would lead them,
23:22behind the tree.
23:27And then...
23:28What?
23:31Do this.
23:45So upstairs?
23:48No.
24:03What's it like living in a frat?
24:08Fun.
24:10Baseball.
24:12Parties.
24:14Girls.
24:17What about class?
24:18Yeah, I'm not really good at much else,
24:20besides rounding home plate.
24:22No, you.
24:23Making mean lasagna, right?
24:25Sure do.
24:26Mm.
24:27You ask nice,
24:28and I'll let you taste it.
24:30It's always about the sex with you, isn't it?
24:32Well, it's what people expect from me, so...
24:36Maybe.
24:37You should try exceeding their expectations.
24:41Gotta be honest,
24:42I think this is the most I've ever talked
24:43on an upstairs trip.
24:47What does a normal upstairs trip look like?
24:52This.
24:56Is180.
25:06I don't enough.
25:10She has a chance for you, are God.
25:14of all desires to love you.
25:17The freedom...
25:18theatif is all in his life.
25:19I, I, I've got a cold.
25:25It's all out of my flesh,千アユsaui!
25:26It's all out of myWouldnum.
25:29All right, guy's gonna take his time.
25:33Savor every inch.
25:36What about listen three?
25:38Asking for what I want.
25:48All right, butterfly.
25:51What do you want?
25:54I want you to touch me.
25:56Really?
25:57For academic purposes, obviously.
26:03Well, then.
26:06In the spirit of education.
26:09Mm-hmm.
26:21What else?
26:24I want you to kiss me, please.
26:39Space Ace Girl Machine.
26:43Space Ace Girl Machine.
26:47Space Ace Girl Machine.
27:03Reminiscing, all right?
27:05Shut up.
27:07I gotta go find Tessa, but I'll be right back.
27:21Wow, that's beautiful.
27:25Hey, um, Emilio, right?
27:30I'm Sam.
27:31Second baseman, backup pitcher, fellow artist.
27:37You paint, too?
27:38No, I'm an actor.
27:40Aspiring, anyway.
27:43What kind of stuff do you make?
27:44Oh, just representational art with a focus on color theory.
27:48That's wow, yeah.
27:50You have no idea what I just said.
27:52No, not at all.
27:55But maybe I could take you out and hear you tell me all about that.
28:03Can I have your number?
28:07What are you doing?
28:10Well, I'm asking Emilio out.
28:13You know, I thought we could talk art.
28:16Since when do you care about art?
28:18Come on, man.
28:19You know I act.
28:21So what do you say?
28:24I'd love to.
28:26Wow.
28:27She'd love to.
28:30I'm looking forward to it.
28:35Oh, Emilio has a date.
28:38Emilio has a date.
28:39Cut it out, Tessa.
28:42It's just to hang out.
28:44I'm gonna go get some more water.
28:51Okay, Spell.
28:53What's going on between you two?
28:56No, I don't know what you're talking about.
28:59Yeah, right.
29:00I've literally never seen you this jealous.
29:02I'm not jealous.
29:03I'm just protecting her.
29:05Because you have a huge crush on her.
29:07No, I don't.
29:09We're friends.
29:10She doesn't see me like that.
29:14Amelia.
29:15So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:17Be honest.
29:18I think he's charming.
29:20That's for sure.
29:21Charming, huh?
29:23You're about really hot.
29:24Uh, zip it.
29:25I asked her, not you.
29:29I think he's kind and generous.
29:32And super motivated.
29:34But, I think he sells himself short.
29:39I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player.
29:44Damn, bro.
29:45She sees you.
29:46She's a real one.
29:47All right, what about you, Zeke?
29:48What do you think of Amelia?
29:53She's, uh, she's great.
29:58Great roommate.
29:59Total chiller.
30:02Right.
30:03Thanks a lot, Remy.
30:24Hey.
30:26So, uh, when's that test again?
30:29Vinyls are almost over.
30:32Yeah, I, uh, I took it yesterday.
30:38Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:40Well, I wanted to wait so I could show you my first day.
30:47Oh, my God.
30:51You did it.
30:55Well, I couldn't have done it without you, teach.
30:57Oh, my God.
31:16Sorry.
31:20Oh, my God.
31:28so you're going out with Sam then
31:34yeah
31:34I guess it all worked out
31:43you got the A
31:46I got the guy
31:48you don't even know him
31:49I'm doing what you told me to
31:52trusting myself and
31:53letting myself get swept off my feet
31:55yeah but but what I'm not
31:59understanding the problem it's no problem
32:01what's the point of you tutoring me if
32:04you won't let me date anybody are you
32:09are you jealous
32:13see no
32:20right because
32:22because you're the one that said
32:24no feelings
32:26yep
32:29and I guess our
32:30our lessons are over
32:33yeah cool
32:35I better go get ready for my date
32:37wish me luck
32:38good luck
33:03well I figure as the brat's sweetheart it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat
33:09before the big game tomorrow
33:10looks like my sweet treat upstairs
33:19missed you babe
33:21damn dude you know you really are a psychopath
33:26sorry bro
33:31zeke
33:34excuse you
33:37happen to the museum
33:40we're meeting here
33:42we were about to head out
33:44I didn't know
33:47right
33:49I'm gonna go wait outside
33:54you're seriously punting over those kinkles
33:57definitely not punting over your hateful ass
33:59don't talk about her like that
34:14it's hard you
34:15round the bird
34:16for the second time
34:17first to death
34:29I uh
34:31I thought you'd be with that girl
34:39how was your date with Sam?
34:44it was good
34:48cool
34:51I'm happy for you
35:14I'm happy for you
35:26Oh, big talk, but he just can't get it in the hall, dude.
35:31Speaking of, thanks for striking out with Jen and sending her back my way.
35:34Shut up.
35:35Your roomie, though, that is a tough nut to crack.
35:38She wouldn't even let Sam kiss her.
35:40What are you talking about?
35:41Hey, don't count me out.
35:42Well, you know it's not over till the fat lady's end.
35:47Oh, for sure.
35:49For sure.
35:50Was this about the bet?
35:51I thought you liked her.
35:53No.
35:54I like winning.
35:55Plus, it's like the best acting exercise ever.
35:58Like, my...
35:58Oh, wait.
35:59You're done.
36:00You hear me?
36:02Leave her alone.
36:02Text her, don't call her, don't even look at her.
36:05Yo, what the hell, dude?
36:06Since when you so whipped?
36:08Yeah.
36:14You're bugging out, Zeke.
36:15What the hell?
36:17He needs to cool off or something.
36:18He's just mad, I guess.
36:20Oh!
36:29Zeke, what are you doing?
36:31Don't talk to Sam again.
36:33I'm not doing this with you.
36:35We talked about this.
36:36I lied.
36:37What?
36:39I was jealous.
36:40The thought of him making you smile and touching you, kissing you.
36:48It drove me crazy.
36:51He's not your man, Butterfly.
36:56I am.
37:02I know I said I don't do feelings, that I'm not boyfriend material, but you changed everything
37:08for me.
37:10I want to be the man you see when you look at me.
37:14Amelia.
37:15Would you be my girlfriend?
37:23Yeah, of course I will.
37:40God, you're such a good teacher.
37:43Hi.
37:44I'm a good teacher.
37:45Speaking of, I think I have a few more lessons for you.
37:50Oh.
37:59What do you want, Butterfly?
38:03I want you to be my first.
38:07Are you sure?
38:10Very sure.
38:11Watch me and count it out.
38:14Watch me and count it out.
38:14Watch me and count it out.
38:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
38:21oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
38:21I know it was bad, but I want to hear you tell me just how it meant.
38:27Would you do it all again, even if it had the same exact impact?
38:33Siffin' on Cain and screamin', drippin' out words, I need it, pretty good at concedin'.
38:37Wishin' out how I'm treated, switchin' up on your meanin', hope that don't make sense
38:41But if this ain't okay, tryin' to make it go up, but breakin' all the top of my face
38:44Walkin' to the bottom, found me, baby, can't you see my lefty crash back
38:48How you used to talk to me, flashbang, how I used to combat you
38:53Snap back, baby, can we count to three, can't live with or without you
38:59Watch me and count it out, watch me and count it out, watch me and count it out, watch me
39:04and count it out
39:05Watch me and count it out, oh, oh, oh, oh
39:12Yeah, that looks really good on you
39:15Mm-hmm
39:16Mm-hmm
39:19Fortunately I do have a game today, so I'm gonna need that back
39:23Oh yeah?
39:24Yeah
39:24Mm
39:26For early sooner rather than later, actually
39:29So
39:31Well, just take it off right now, right?
39:35make me
39:42it's probably just testing
39:44ignore it
39:47oh
39:50damn dude
39:51I guess we owe you 500 bucks huh
39:54you sneaky
39:56bastard
39:57get the hell out of here
39:58Seek
40:00what is he talking about
40:02oh you see we made a bet sweetheart
40:05on who could fuck you first
40:07that's enough
40:09hey feel free to come collect your cash
40:11anytime
40:12oh and uh you forgot this
40:15toodaloo have a nice life
40:22you know
40:22I can explain okay
40:24you slept with me to win a bet
40:25no no I had nothing to do with it
40:27Sam did
40:29that's why I told you to stop seeing it
40:31and you didn't tell me
40:33how could you do this to me
40:35how could you lie
40:37who's protecting you
40:40what great job
40:42Amelia please
40:43don't touch me
41:07it's Tessa
41:10I'm sorry for texting you
41:12you absolutely should have texted me
41:16no no he's
41:17he's your brother
41:18I just
41:19I didn't know who else to talk to
41:21you can always talk to me
41:24I used to be able to talk to him
41:26and now
41:28I can't even look at him
41:31you want me to kill him
41:32I will kill him
41:34tempting
41:35tempting
41:36no honestly
41:39this is probably for the best
41:42I never could have dated a Yankee anyway
41:47you love him
41:48don't you
41:51I don't know
41:52all I know
41:53is that I've never felt this way
41:55about anybody
41:56it's like he's pulling me like gravity
42:03but he doesn't feel the same way
42:05of course he does
42:07my brother is an idiot
42:08when it comes to emotional stuff
42:10but I know he cares about you
42:13I've never seen him look at anyone
42:14the way he looks at you
42:16if you really cared about me
42:18he never would have lied
42:21god I feel so stupid
42:25let me talk to him
42:26I'll set him straight
42:27I swear
42:27no no
42:28it's fine
42:31pretty soon
42:32he'll be off in New York
42:34and we'll be in LA
42:37and we'll never have to see each other again
42:54we need to talk
42:58I don't feel like it
42:58the fact that you're out here
43:00throwing a ball around
43:01instead of begging
43:01for Amelia's forgiveness
43:03I know
43:04mom raised you better
43:05she told me to leave her alone
43:07do you care about her?
43:08of course I do
43:10that's not the point
43:12the point is
43:12I'm not good enough for her
43:14I hurt her
43:15Tessa
43:15it's just who I am
43:17I'm not
43:18a relationship guy
43:19you know this
43:20okay enough
43:21you know how to be
43:22a relationship guy
43:24you commit
43:24to being in a relationship
43:25I mean it's literally that easy
43:28you're more than a fuckboy
43:29you hear me
43:31so it's time to grow up
43:32and go get your girl
43:36she deserves better than me
43:37so be better
43:47hey
43:49can I talk to you?
43:52if you want
44:05are those Dodger blue and white
44:07or Yankee blue and white?
44:09Dodger
44:10this is a Dodger's home
44:16I'm sorry
44:18okay I should have told you
44:19about the best sooner
44:24should have
44:28thought I was protecting you
44:30thought I was doing the right thing
44:34but the right thing isn't lying to you
44:38so I'm gonna be completely honest
44:40from here on out
44:45I don't want to be just fun
44:47butterfly
44:49when it comes to you
44:50I want to be forever
44:55I want to keep showing you
44:57how beautiful you really are
44:59I want to be that
45:00gushy romantic guy
45:02that brings you flowers
45:04and writes you poetry
45:07I want to be everything you want
45:10everything you deserve
45:14so tell me
45:17what do you want?
45:22I want
45:27I want to trust myself
45:31and I
45:34want to follow what feels good
45:38and I don't want to hold back
45:43I want you
45:44Zeke
45:48you too?
45:50of course I do
45:58thank god
46:00because I already asked coach
46:01to set up a call
46:02with the Dodgers recruiter
46:04you did what?
46:07told you
46:08this is the Dodger home
46:10we're gonna try to get signed by them
46:11instead of the Yankees
46:12so
46:13when you move to LA
46:15we'll be there together
46:18and what if I said no?
46:21mm-hmm
46:23I'd have to pivot to plan B
46:26lasagna
46:26yeah
46:29yeah
46:32yeah
Comments