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00:03come on dude come on wait all right man coach said one more d and you're out of here
00:11it's for your own good that was you want for me i'm a baseball player not a biologist
00:15i don't know be smarter
00:30um you okay living my best life
00:38why you offer to cheer me up
00:43oh um oh sorry um
00:52um good luck with everything
01:20hi hey roomie roomie
01:27sorry flyer this morning i am in need of a place to live and you are needed roommates
01:36sorry that um that flyer was meant for someone more like me someone quiet and academic and well a
01:45girl and i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's sluttiest baseball player to be my new
01:51roommate so quite the reputation
01:58uh sorry i uh i didn't mean to it's okay you know there's more to me and all that right
02:09like what
02:12we're making mean lasagna
02:16um i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit beggars can't be
02:20choosers
02:21what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:26it's the first of the month just give me a shot all right move my heads kick me out no
02:31hard feelings
02:35but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:47i don't even know
02:48i don't know how the mouse looks you like right over the dog this is like a few times
02:53like there's no evidence there's no kegs you know what i mean
03:00zeke quick question um why are you throwing a rager at 2 p.m on a tuesday
03:07guys you need to get out more this is a hang it's not a rager
03:14all right go get set up the cake or something all right bro
03:22look i failed a bio test okay thought i'd blow off some steam
03:25okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called generic and i'm inspiring so
03:31could you please just oh oh what are you
03:37you know what's inspiring dancing right come on
03:44come on loosen up roomie it'll help your art i promise
03:50there you go there she is shut up
03:59zeke hands off your roommate go herd your animals okay i'm tessa hi
04:08please forgive my man whore of a brother and thank you for housing him he is a mess
04:14i've noticed he just needs a friend oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys so
04:20to new friends
04:44so what do you say babe i'll pitch you catch
04:50oh um sorry i i don't really i don't really play i'm i'm just a fan
05:08not your type what fabian he's flirting with you right flirting with me that's that's a good one
05:18yeah flirting are you seriously that inexperienced
05:24no
05:27fine if you must know
05:31i've never even been kissed before so you've never been kissed
05:37i was always the the weird art girl
05:43i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:50what about a what about a sex tutor
05:55yeah yeah very funny and and where do you suppose i found one of those it's not something that you
06:00can put up a flyer for
06:06you
06:08you you're you're funny it's it's a joke right oh not to brag but this is kind of my area
06:16of expertise
06:16right you know sluttiest baseball player on campus
06:23stop you're you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me i'm not
06:28no
06:30i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then so
06:36well a girl like you clearly makes good grades i could use a tutor myself
06:43coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts that means
06:48no yankees you're like the yankees focus
06:55you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:00so
07:03we'd like
07:05date no
07:07no strictly educational no feelings i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:17right okay let me guess you want a sweetheart huh some good romantic guy who's gonna bring you
07:26flowers and write you poetry
07:31what's wrong with that nothing there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:39you deserve everything you want
07:44that's not me
07:48what do you say you helped me reach my final and i hope you find the one
07:56deal
07:59how about
08:02will you seal the deal with your first kiss
08:25i'll save it for when you're alone
08:29let's go have some fun yeah
08:38first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash dude that's nasty
08:45zeke you want in what the hell dude she's a person not a bet
08:50chill bro all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor can you please not mess it up with
08:54my
08:54roommate she's a big girl she can handle herself
08:59she's off limits you hear me or what or i'll kick your ass
09:06yeah okay beat it i got business to take care of
09:10be lucky this is her house
09:14look ignore him all right first one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash
09:23i think that's enough studying for today
09:32so you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:38well i should warn you that this
09:42is a dodger home dodger home
09:47not anymore
09:49you're not even recruited yet no that's coming
09:54you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
09:58yeah that's if you don't flunk out oh funny
10:05well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:12so
10:14now that we're
10:17alone
10:22so i don't know how it feels to be kissed
10:43i don't know how
10:47how do i
10:49lesson one
10:52trust yourself
10:54free
10:57just
10:59follow what feels good
11:04don't hold back
11:06beautiful
11:12um
11:14i'm sorry you uh
11:17you don't have to do this
11:20what
11:24pretend you want me
11:27i'm not pretending
11:29are you sure
11:33what makes you think otherwise
11:39because
11:41in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:46i am a fat loser with frizzy here and thunder thighs so
12:01come with me
12:02come with me
12:03i want to show you something
12:20uh
12:21uh-uh
12:23eye contact is how guys know you're into them
12:27i don't like being stared at
12:30i don't like being stared at
12:30they're admiring
12:32look at yourself
12:38what are you doing
12:41putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:45why am i staring at myself
12:46why am i staring at myself this is embarrassing
12:52call it a confidence drill
12:55can i continue
12:57can i continue
13:17Sorry, um, I, I'm not used to this, so I,
13:23You don't have to apologize.
13:25I just want you to see yourself as you are.
13:32Beautiful.
13:39Lesson three, ask for what you want.
13:46Can we?
13:52Will you kiss me?
14:13What?
14:14Was that, was that bad? Did I, did I do it wrong?
14:18No, no, you're, you're natural.
14:27Really?
14:28Yeah, don't wanna get to your head.
14:32Well, I think that we should go to bed.
14:38Already?
14:40Oh, no, oh my God, not, you and I, not together, separately, in, in our separate beds, cause, not together,
14:48that, that would be crazy.
14:52You can if you want.
14:54You set the pace, butterfly.
15:01Oh my God.
15:12What?
15:13I know.
15:16Oh my God.
15:18Oh my God.
15:19Okay.
15:26study time
15:29I was studying
15:31I was working on my fastball
15:32yeah and you need to be working on your organismal biology comprehension
15:35which you clearly know nothing about
15:37which is alarmingly concerning
15:40so
15:43I feel unmotivated
15:47come on teach
15:48I made my lessons fun
15:56okay
15:57fine
16:00for every answer
16:01that you get wrong
16:03you strip
16:05but for every answer that you get right
16:09I'll strip
16:12jeez
16:13Amelia strip tutoring
16:16I didn't think you had it in you
16:18yeah yeah yeah
16:19you in or what
16:24bring it on
16:27first question
16:30what's the role of the sodium potassium pump
16:34it's
16:36when you eat
16:38sugar
16:42you're joking right
16:46you're joking right
16:46the sodium potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient
16:52so
16:56strip
17:17I guess I should've worn a shirt
17:24next question
17:26next question
17:27what's the key to maintaining blood glucose levels
17:34you turn the strip
17:36you turn the strip
18:08what are you guys doing we are just studying studying yeah
18:15okay love that but did zeke not tell you about the plan
18:20i've got a game today so tessa's here to help you get ready and bring you to the after party
18:25another party zeke you have to study i think it's time to practice what i taught you
18:38okay we need to talk
18:42my brother tells me that you don't know that you're an absolute babe
18:48oh um i mean i know i'm not conventionally attractive so conventional attractiveness
18:54is a myth anywho i went shopping it's like my love language or something but i picked
19:00you out some outfits you want to play dress up honestly yeah me too okay let's go
19:17thank you for doing this seriously i i owe you one at least i can do for what
19:27for helping zeke you literally saved his life because i was going to kill him if he flunked
19:34out i hope i can help him oh you can he's not dumb he just has this thing in his
19:40head
19:41that baseball and partying and getting with every girl in a five mile radius is all he's
19:45good for but i think he'll listen to you he likes you he told me so
19:59okay no no no no no smiling okay i'm gonna line your lips focus
20:10let's go dude when you struck out that last batter i swear scout's jaws are on the ground
20:18i was actually planning on throwing in
20:27what's that amelia
20:46hey
20:50damn fabi works fast amanda it's the girl i wanted to see listen i want to show you something
20:56it's just right over here it's amelia told you to leave her alone
21:01we're just having a conversation bro relax back off or he'll be watching the next game from the bench
21:11sorry pal she's coming all the way home with me tonight
21:15what the hell psycho i'm your teammate you're a piece of trash
21:24what the hell was that i thought you wanted me to practice flirting
21:27not with him he's trying
21:32he's trying to take you to the upstairs street
21:36the what look fabian is not good enough for you just ignore him
21:41okay
21:44wait
21:46what's the upstairs street
21:48it's a tree where we take girls and after we kiss them under it they always ask to upstairs with
21:52us
21:53that's the move
21:54yeah
21:55kissing a girl
21:57under a tree
21:58the upstairs tree
21:59ah right
22:02when does that work
22:03i don't know it just does
22:05i don't understand how a tree could do that
22:11i will show you
22:16part of lesson four allow yourself to be swept off your feet
22:38okay so the story goes
22:40founder planted this tree for his wife and the seed shipped all the way from north carolina
22:44dug the hole himself watered it every day
22:49usually the girl says something like well it seems like a lot of work
22:53wow it seems like a lot of work there you go
22:55and we would say oh the guy would do anything for a pretty girl
22:59right but usually you mean it right i mean it right now pretty girl
23:05then we would lead them behind the tree
23:12and then
23:15what do this
23:31so upstairs
23:50what's it like living in a frat
23:55fun
23:56baseball
23:58parties
24:00girls
24:02what about class
24:04yeah i'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate
24:07no you
24:09make a mean lasagna right
24:11sure i do
24:12you ask nice and i'll let you taste it
24:16it's always about the sex with you isn't it
24:18well it's what people expect from me so
24:22maybe you should try exceeding their expectations
24:27gotta be honest i think this is the most i've ever talked on an upstairs trip
24:33what does a normal upstairs trip look like
24:38this
24:39um
24:41yeah
24:43yeah
24:43yeah
24:43yeah
24:45no
25:03yeah
25:04All right, guy's gonna take his time.
25:18Savor every inch.
25:21What about lesson three?
25:23Asking for what I want.
25:34All right, butterfly, what do you want?
25:39I want you to touch me.
25:43For academic purposes, obviously.
25:49Well, then, in the spirit of education.
25:54Mm-hmm.
26:06What else?
26:10I want you to kiss me, please.
26:48Reminiscing, all right?
26:50Shut up.
26:52I gotta go find Tessa, but I'll be right back.
27:06Wow, that's beautiful.
27:10Hey, um, Emilio, right?
27:15I'm Sam.
27:16Second baseman, backup pitcher, fellow artist.
27:22You paint, too?
27:23No, I'm an actor.
27:25Uh, aspiring, anyway.
27:28What kind of stuff do you make?
27:29Oh, uh, just representational art with a focus on color theory.
27:33That's wow, yeah.
27:35You have no idea what I just said.
27:37No, not at all.
27:39Um, but maybe I could, I could take you out and hear you tell me all about that.
27:47Um, can I have your number?
27:52What are you doing?
27:54Well, I'm, I'm asking Emilio out.
27:57You know, I thought we could, we could talk art.
28:00Since when do you care about art?
28:02Come on, man, you know I act.
28:05So what do you say?
28:08I'd love to.
28:10Wow.
28:11She'd love to.
28:14I'm looking forward to it.
28:20Oh, Emilio has a date.
28:22Emilio has a date.
28:24Cut it out, Tessa.
28:26It's just to hang out.
28:28I'm gonna go get some more water.
28:35Okay, Spell.
28:37What's going on between you two?
28:40Nothing.
28:41I don't know what you're talking about.
28:42Yeah, right.
28:44I've literally never seen you this jealous.
28:46I'm not jealous.
28:47I'm just protecting her.
28:49Because you have a huge crush on her?
28:50No, I don't.
28:53We're friends.
28:54She doesn't see me like that.
28:57Amelia.
28:59So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:00Be honest.
29:02I think he's charming.
29:04That's for sure.
29:05Charming, huh?
29:06You're about really hot.
29:08Uh, zip it.
29:09I asked her, not you.
29:12I think he's kind and generous.
29:15And super motivated.
29:18But, I think he sells himself short.
29:23I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player.
29:27Damn, bro.
29:28She sees you.
29:29She's a real one.
29:31All right, what about you, Zeke?
29:32What do you think of Amelia?
29:37She's, uh...
29:40She's great.
29:41Great roommate.
29:42Total chiller.
29:44Right.
29:46Thanks a lot, Remy.
30:06Hey.
30:08So, uh...
30:10When's that test again?
30:12Vinyls are almost over.
30:15Yeah, I, uh...
30:18I took it yesterday.
30:21Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:23Well, I wanted to wait...
30:25So I could show you...
30:27My first day.
30:30Oh, my God.
30:33You did it.
30:37Well, I couldn't have done it without you, Teach.
30:55I'm sorry.
30:59Sorry.
31:10so you're going out with Sam then
31:16yeah
31:16um
31:19I guess it all worked out
31:24you got the A
31:27I got the guy
31:29you don't even know him
31:31I'm doing what you told me to
31:33trusting myself and letting myself get swept off my feet
31:37yeah but
31:38but what
31:40I'm not understanding the problem
31:42it's no problem
31:44what's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me
31:46date anybody
31:50are you
31:51are you jealous
31:55Zeke
31:55no
32:01right cause
32:04cause you're the one that said
32:05no feelings
32:07yep
32:10then I guess our
32:12our lessons are over
32:14yeah cool
32:16I better go get ready for my date
32:19wish me luck
32:21good luck
32:44well I figure as the frat sweetheart
32:47it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat
32:50before the big game tomorrow
32:52I'll take my sweet treat upstairs
33:00missed you babe
33:02damn dude
33:03you know you really are a psychopath
33:07sorry bro
33:12Zeke
33:16excuse you
33:18how happened to the museum
33:21we're meeting here
33:23we were about to head out
33:25I didn't know
33:28right
33:30I'm gonna go wait outside
33:35you're seriously pining over those kinkles
33:38definitely not pining over your hateful ass
33:40don't talk about her like that
33:55it's hard to hear
33:56round the curve
33:57over the second time
33:58first to death
34:10I uh
34:12I thought you'd be with that girl
34:21how was your date with Sam?
34:25it was good
34:29cool
34:32I'm happy for you
35:07big talk
35:08but he just can't get it in the hall dude
35:11speaking of
35:12thanks for striking out with Jen
35:13and sending her back my way
35:14shut up
35:15your roomie though
35:16that is a tough nut to crack
35:18she wouldn't even let Sam kiss her
35:21what are you talking about?
35:22hey
35:22don't count me out
35:23you know it's not over
35:24until the fat lady shamed
35:26oh
35:27oh
35:28for sure
35:29for sure
35:30was this about the bet?
35:32I thought you liked her
35:33no
35:34I like winning
35:36plus it's like the best acting exercise ever
35:38like my exercise
35:39oh wait
35:40you're done
35:41you hear me?
35:42leave her alone
35:43text her
35:43don't call her
35:44don't even look at her
35:45yo
35:46what the hell dude
35:47since when you so whipped?
35:49yeah
35:49yeah
35:54you're bugging out Zeke
35:56what the hell?
35:57he needs to cool off or something
35:59you're just mad
35:59I guess
36:00oh
36:09Zeke
36:09what are you doing?
36:11don't talk to Sam again
36:13I'm not doing this with you
36:15we talked about this
36:16I lied
36:18what?
36:19I was jealous
36:21the thought of him
36:22making you smile
36:24and
36:25touching you
36:27kissing you
36:28it drove me crazy
36:31he's not your man
36:32butterfly
36:36I am
36:42I know I said I don't do feelings
36:45that I'm not boyfriend material
36:47but you changed everything for me
36:50I want to be the man you see when you look at me
36:54Emilia
36:56would you be my girlfriend?
37:02yeah
37:03yeah
37:04of course I will
37:20god you're such a good teacher
37:23hi
37:24what a good teacher
37:25speaking of
37:28I think I have a few more lessons for you
37:30oh
37:39what do you want butterfly?
37:43I want you to be my first
37:47are you sure?
37:51very sure
38:03more
38:05happy
38:25hi
38:52That looks really good on you.
38:55Hmm?
38:58Fortunately, I do have a game today, so I'm going to need that back.
39:02Oh, yeah?
39:04Yeah.
39:05Hmm.
39:06I prefer it sooner rather than later, actually.
39:10So...
39:11I should probably just take it off right now, right?
39:15Make me.
39:22That's probably just Tessa.
39:24Ignore it.
39:27Oh!
39:30Damn, dude.
39:32I guess we owe you 500 bucks, huh?
39:34You sneaky bastard.
39:36Fabian, get the hell out of here.
39:37Seek?
39:39What is he talking about?
39:41Oh!
39:42You see, we made a bet, sweetheart.
39:44On who could fuck you first.
39:46Okay, that's enough.
39:48Hey, feel free to come collect your cash any time.
39:52Oh, and, uh, you forgot this.
39:54Toodaloo.
39:55Have a nice life.
39:59Okay.
40:01Amelia, look, I can explain, okay?
40:03You slept with me to win a bet?
40:05No.
40:05No, I had nothing to do with it.
40:07Sam did.
40:09That's why I told you to stop seeing it.
40:10And you didn't tell me?
40:13How could you do this to me?
40:15How, how could you lie?
40:16Who's protecting you?
40:19What great job?
40:22Amelia, please.
40:24Don't touch me.
40:46It's Tessa.
40:49I'm sorry for texting you.
40:51You absolutely should have texted me.
40:54No, no, he's, he's your brother.
40:57I just, I didn't know who else to talk to.
40:59You can always talk to me.
41:02I used to be able to talk to him, and now,
41:07I can't even look at him.
41:09You want me to kill him?
41:10I will kill him.
41:12Tempting.
41:13Tempting.
41:15No, honestly, this is probably for the best.
41:20I never could have dated a Yankee anyway.
41:25You love him, don't you?
41:29I don't know.
41:30All I know is that I've never felt this way about anybody.
41:34It's like he's pulling me like gravity.
41:41But he doesn't feel the same way.
41:43Of course he does.
41:45My brother is an idiot when it comes to emotional stuff.
41:48But I know he cares about you.
41:50I've never seen him look at anyone the way he looks at you.
41:54If you really cared about me, he never would have lied.
41:59God, I feel so stupid.
42:03Let me talk to him.
42:04I'll set him straight, I swear.
42:05No.
42:06No.
42:06It's fine.
42:09Pretty soon, he'll be off in New York.
42:12And we'll be in LA.
42:15And we'll never have to see each other again.
42:32We need to talk.
42:35I don't feel like it.
42:36The fact that you're out here throwing a ball around instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness.
42:40I know mom raised you better.
42:42She told me to leave her alone.
42:45Do you care about her?
42:46Of course I do.
42:47That's not the point.
42:49The point is I'm not good enough for her.
42:51I hurt her, Tessa.
42:52It's just who I am.
42:54I'm not a relationship guy, you know this.
42:57Okay, enough.
42:58You know how to be a relationship guy?
43:01You commit to being in a relationship.
43:03I mean, it's literally that easy.
43:05You're more than a fuckboy, you hear me?
43:08So it's time to grow up and go get your girl.
43:13She deserves better than me.
43:15So be better.
43:24Hey.
43:26Can I talk to you?
43:29If you want.
43:42Are those Dodger blue and white or Yankee blue and white?
43:46Dodger.
43:47This is a Dodger's home.
43:53I'm sorry.
43:55Okay, I should have told you about the best sooner.
44:01You should have.
44:05Thought I was protecting you.
44:07Thought I was doing the right thing.
44:11But the right thing isn't lying to you.
44:15So I'm going to be completely honest from here on out.
44:22I don't want to be just fun, butterfly.
44:26When it comes to you, I want to be forever.
44:32I want to keep showing you how beautiful you really are.
44:36I want to be that gushy, romantic guy that brings you flowers and writes you poetry.
44:43I want to be everything you want.
44:47Everything you deserve.
44:48You deserve.
44:50So tell me.
44:53What do you want?
44:58I want...
45:04I want to trust myself.
45:08And I...
45:10I want to follow what feels good.
45:14And I don't want to hold back.
45:19I want you, Zeke.
45:24You too?
45:26Of course I do.
45:35Thank God.
45:36Because I already asked Coach to set up a call with the Dodgers recruiter.
45:41You did what?
45:43I told you this is the Dodger home.
45:46I'm going to try to get signed by them instead of the Yankees.
45:49So, when you move to LA, we'll be there together.
45:54And what if I said no?
45:57Mmm.
45:59I'd have to pivot to plan B.
46:02Lasagna.
46:19Hold up.
46:20Hold up.
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