00:09can I help you I'm just picking up a gift my girlfriend that's sweet but that watch
00:15is five hundred thousand dollars it shouldn't be the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters
00:21which will result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy please take it off the
00:25floor look I don't have time for this LVMX the largest luxury brand empire in the world just
00:33bought us and their mysterious owner is coming here today yeah so I heard
00:49surprise oh my god oh my god wow I am so sorry Mr. Dawson I I
00:55didn't realize it was you don't worry about it I dressed down today
01:10oh I can't see get down press the alarm
01:19everybody get on the fucking ground now
01:28Mr. Dawson needs us
01:32let's go boys
01:34you grab the fucking bags and come with us
01:38yeah I don't think so
01:40oh we got a smart ass huh I'll give you 10 seconds before I put a bullet in that smoked
01:44face of yours
01:45can we make it five what yeah five seconds that should be enough time five four three
01:53three you're dead kid two and enjoy prison
01:59what the
02:04don't fucking move get the fuck back get back right now or I'll shoot the kid
02:11I'm warning you
02:14weak spot bad wrist hairline fracture that never healed
02:38this one's perfect I'll take it
02:41I'd love to stay in chat but my cock is here and I'm gonna be late to my first day
02:48of class
03:01you were born with supervision
03:06I know
03:06and with that power you created LBMX a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the
03:12earth
03:13is there a question in there somewhere
03:14Maple Valley is a prestigious high school best in the country but it's still just that a high school
03:20you don't need this
03:22but
03:23I do need Katie
03:28we've been dating long distance for forever now
03:30and I'm gonna surprise her today and finally reveal who I really am
03:34she'll be shocked
03:36yeah especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections to get her favorite social media
03:42idol
03:42Liv Sparks
03:43to transfer to this school
03:47Mr. Dawson
03:50maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
03:53I can't
03:54I miss homeroom
03:56oh my god
03:58I wonder where Katie is
04:00oh my god
04:05it's Liv Sparks
04:14I can't believe she's at her school
04:16she's one of the hottest influencers in the world
04:21Katie will be thrilled when she needs her idol
04:24Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today
04:30hey you
04:31Liz Sparks
04:33I have a 4.0
04:34I drive a Mercedes Gullwing
04:36and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials
04:40uh I'm
04:41Eric
04:43I have a 0.0
04:45and I don't drive
04:46although I'm pretty good skateboarding
04:48and I have no followers on any social media
04:52hey well
04:53you're not
04:55exactly what I was expecting
04:56but
04:57I guess you're my new boyfriend now
04:59what
05:00boyfriend?
05:02I'm sorry
05:03I thought my messages were pretty clear
05:04having a boyfriend will be good for my image
05:07I mean we just need to be seen in public together a few times
05:11you are the fake boyfriend that we hired right?
05:14I think you've got the wrong guy
05:16I have a girlfriend
05:16and that watch is for her
05:22I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend
05:24we hired standing here for me
05:25I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
05:37look I am so sorry about all of this
05:40Liv wait
05:42it's okay
05:45you need more than a tonic
05:46that's not a sore throat
05:48you're going to die
05:49what?
05:51why would you say that to me?
05:52if you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes
05:54you will die
05:57promise me
05:58you'll go see the nurse
06:00okay look
06:01first of all
06:02I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
06:05why would I ever go see the school nurse?
06:08just
06:09promise me
06:10you need to go get your throat checked
06:15go
06:15now
06:16okay
06:17fine
06:23you're kind of weird
06:25go
06:26now
06:30wouldn't hurt
06:31tell dr. schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
06:39katie
06:45katie
06:46katie
06:49katie
06:49katie
06:50katie what are you doing?
06:51eric what are you doing here?
06:54eric what are you doing here?
06:54i wanted to surprise you
06:57eric you're like my summer fling
06:59you can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
07:02wait this is the poor townie boy you were slumming with?
07:06jeez buddy did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
07:09who's this guy?
07:11this guy
07:12this guy
07:13is miles pickett
07:14i'm a big deal around here
07:15bro
07:17oh
07:19this is sweet
07:20did you save up every last penny?
07:23buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend katie huh?
07:27meanwhile i was in a party at my house this saturday to welcome live sparks to our school
07:32how would you like to hang out with your idol?
07:35ah! really?
07:36yeah
07:43it's already been almost 10 minutes
07:45i can't believe i let him freak me out enough to call you here
07:48all right liv
07:49say ah
07:51ah
07:54what
07:55hold on
08:16oh my god
08:22you're lucky
08:22one more minute and that would have killed you
08:25he was right
08:27but how?
08:29that's not a sore throat you're going to die
08:33i need to find that boy
08:36katie
08:38is this who you really want?
08:40miles got me a facetime with my idol
08:42liv sparks
08:44meanwhile
08:45you bought me a cheap knockoff watch
08:50she has no idea that i'm the one who got liv to transfer here in the first place
08:54miles is legit
08:56you're just a poverty case
08:58you wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
09:03oh
09:05and this by the way
09:06not a knockoff
09:08this watch is worth more than your house
09:16you're hilarious buddy
09:17i almost want you to stick around so you can make me love more
09:29we're just not from the same worlds eric
09:36you're right
09:37we're not
09:41i really thought i knew her
09:49there you are
09:51oh my god you were right
09:53thank you you
09:54how did you know that there was a spider in my throat
09:57it's a little hard to explain but i have x-ray vision
10:04no really i was born with it
10:07really
10:08yeah really
10:10okay
10:12then what color is my bra
10:17a gentleman never looks
10:20sure
10:21you are so weird
10:24what happened with your girlfriend
10:26former
10:27girlfriend she broke up with me
10:35won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation
10:39i am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
10:42i think i'll be fine
10:53did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision
10:58big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
11:01oh hey
11:03speaking of which
11:05i'll do it
11:06do what
11:07i'll be your trophy boyfriend
11:09you look like you could use the affection
11:12it looks like you could use the money
11:14pays ten thousand
11:15an hour
11:17it's quite a bit under what i'm used to getting paid
11:20in total
11:24look
11:26they're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me
11:30it'll be our first appearance together
11:33and don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff okay
11:41your bra's red
11:43and quite scandalous for school
11:48don't be late
11:53beat it loser this party's for the school's elite
11:56not for nerds with pokemon watches huh
12:05what a squid
12:08what a jerk
12:12hey that was a really cool watch
12:14tell you what do you want to trade
12:17that that's a rolex
12:19i like yours more
12:21thanks
12:22make sure to change the battery every six months though
12:28i didn't know you were so sweet
12:36wow
12:45oh i'm i'm sorry i'm a bit underdressed
12:48my wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
12:51sure
12:52look i heard that the head of lvmx is going to be here later
12:56yeah that would be me
12:57so tonight has to be perfect that means that if anyone messes with me or my boyfriend
13:04i will personally use my fame money and power to destroy them on a molecular level
13:13my publicist is calling here is the invite and purse see there
13:25oh my god miles i can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the live sparks
13:29of course you know she's such a big influencer
13:32this is so cool i mean i'm gonna pitch her my makeup line and if she promotes it i'd make
13:37millions
13:41what the hell is he doing here
13:45hey buddy
13:47hey this is an exclusive party so you got two options you better either get out or i'll kick you
13:54out he looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster he looks like someone
14:02my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap you're trespassing eric no i'm not i'm live sparks plus
14:12one
14:17okay
14:21the live sparks invited you yep
14:28live sparks wouldn't allow this scambac even ten feet close to her he's probably a stalker
14:38you a stalker bro oh would you uh go in her house and find this outfit huh what else you
14:43take
14:44her clothes her her panties huh
14:50you're disgusting barbers eric you idiot what do you think lib is gonna do when she finds out
14:57you're pretending to be her boyfriend she will crush you in that case you probably don't want
15:03to piss her off by like i don't know insulting her date listen up everyone get this gooner freak
15:12out of here before live spark shows up
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