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00:03come on dude come on wait sorry man coach said one more d and you're out of here
00:11it's for your own good that was you want for me i'm a baseball player not a biologist
00:15i don't know be smarter
00:30um you okay living my best life
00:38why
00:40you offer to cheer me up
00:41oh um oh sorry um
00:50um
00:53good luck with everything
01:20hi
01:22hey roomie
01:23roomie
01:27sorry flyer this morning
01:29i am in need of a place to live
01:31and you are in need of a roommate
01:36sorry that um
01:38that flyer was meant for someone more like me someone quiet and academic and well a girl and i uh
01:45i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's
01:49sluttiest baseball player to be my new roommate so
01:54quite the reputation
01:58sorry i uh i didn't mean to
02:01it's okay
02:03you know there's more to me and all that right
02:09like what
02:12we're making me lasagna
02:15um
02:17i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit
02:19beggars can't be choosers
02:21what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:26it's the first of the month
02:27just give me a shot all right
02:29move my heads kick me out no hard feelings
02:35but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:46i don't even know
02:48i don't do it
02:49i don't have a mouse to look so you like
02:50ran over the dog
02:51this is like a few times
02:53there's no evidence
02:55there's no case
02:59Zeke
03:00quick question
03:01um
03:01why are you throwing a rager at 2 p.m. on a Tuesday
03:07guys you need to get out more
03:09this is a hang it's not a rager
03:13all right go get set up the keg or something
03:16all right bro
03:22look i failed a bio test okay
03:23about i blow off some steam
03:25okay well
03:26i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called
03:29generic and uninspiring so
03:31could you please just
03:32who
03:32who
03:33what are you
03:36you know what's inspiring
03:38dancing
03:39right
03:40come on
03:44come on
03:45loosen up
03:46you know what i mean
03:46it'll help your art
03:47promise
03:50there you go
03:51there she is
03:53shut up
03:57zeke
04:00hands off your roommate
04:02go herd your animals
04:04okay
04:05i'm tessa
04:06hi
04:08please forgive my man horrible brother
04:10thank you for housing him
04:12he is a mess
04:14i've noticed
04:14he just needs a friend
04:16oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys
04:18so
04:19to new friends
04:44so what do you say babe
04:46i'll pet you catch
04:49oh um
04:50sorry i
04:51i don't really
04:52i don't really play
04:53i'm
04:53i'm just a fan
05:07now you're tight
05:09what
05:10fabian
05:12he's flirting with you
05:14right
05:14flirting with me
05:16that's
05:16that's a good one
05:17yeah
05:18flirting
05:20are you seriously that
05:21inexperienced
05:24no
05:27fine if you must know
05:31i've never even been kissed before
05:33so
05:34you've never been kissed
05:37i was always the
05:39the weird art girl
05:43i'd basically need like
05:45remedial sex ed
05:50what about a sex tutor
05:55yeah yeah very funny and
05:57and where do you suppose i find one of those
05:59it's not something that you can put up a flyer for
06:08you you're funny
06:09you're funny it's a joke right
06:13well not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right
06:16you know sluttiest baseball player on campus
06:24i don't know what i'm talking about you know i don't know i don't understand why i don't understand why
06:32i don't understand why you'd help me then so
06:35well
06:35well a girl like you
06:38clearly makes good grades
06:40i could use a tutor myself
06:43coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts that means
06:47no yankees
06:50you're like the yankees
06:51focus
06:55you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:01so we'd like date
07:05no
07:06no strictly educational
07:09no feelings
07:10i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:15right
07:16right
07:17okay
07:19let me guess
07:21you want a sweetheart huh
07:24some good romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry
07:31what's wrong with that
07:32nothing
07:34there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:39you deserve everything you want
07:44that's not me
07:48what do you say
07:50you owe me it's my final and i'll help you find the one
07:56deal
07:59how about
08:02will you seal the deal with
08:05your first kiss
08:24i'll save it for when you're alone
08:28let's go have some fun yeah
08:37first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash
08:40dude that's nasty
08:44zeke you want in
08:45what the hell dude
08:47she's a person not a bet
08:49chill bro
08:50all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor
08:52can you please not mess shit up with my roommate
08:54she's a big girl
08:56she can handle herself
08:59she's off limits
09:00you hear me
09:02or what
09:03or i'll kick your ass
09:06yeah okay
09:06beat it i got business to take care of
09:10but you're lucky this is her house
09:14look ignore him
09:15all right
09:15first one to slide home
09:17wins 500 bucks cash
09:23i think that's enough studying for today
09:31so
09:31so
09:32you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:35mm-hmm
09:37well
09:38i should warn you that this
09:41is a dodger home
09:43mm-hmm
09:43dodger home
09:46not anymore
09:49you're not even recruited yet
09:51no
09:51it's coming
09:54you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
09:57yeah
09:59that's if you don't flunk out
10:00oh
10:01funny
10:04well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:12so
10:14now that we're
10:17alone
10:22so you wanna know how it feels to be kissed
10:41i don't know how
10:48how do i
10:49lesson one
10:51trust yourself
10:54breathe
10:55okay
10:56just
10:58follow what feels good
11:04and don't hold back
11:05beautiful
11:11um
11:13i'm sorry
11:14you uh
11:17you don't have to do this
11:20what
11:24pretend you want me
11:26i'm not pretending
11:29are you sure
11:32what makes you think otherwise
11:39because
11:41in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:46i am a fat loser with
11:49frizzy hair and thunder thighs so
12:01come with me
12:03i wanna show you something
12:20uh-uh
12:22eye contact
12:23is how guys know you're into them
12:27i don't like being stared at
12:30they're admiring
12:32look at yourself
12:38what are you doing
12:41putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:45why am i staring at myself
12:46this is
12:48embarrassing
12:51call it a confidence drill
12:55can i continue
12:58yeah
13:17sorry um i i'm not used to this so i you don't have to apologize
13:25i just want you
13:26to
13:28see yourself as you are
13:32beautiful
13:39lesson three
13:41ask for what you want
13:46can
13:48we
13:52will you kiss me
14:14what was that bad did i did i do it wrong
14:18no no no you're
14:22you're natural
14:27really
14:28yeah don't want to get to your head
14:31well
14:33i think that we should
14:35go to bed
14:38already
14:38already
14:40oh no oh my god not
14:42you and i
14:43not together
14:44separately in
14:46in our separate beds
14:47because
14:47not together that
14:48that would be
14:50crazy
14:51you can if you want
14:54you set the pace
14:55butterfly
14:56what
15:26study time i was studying i was working on my fastball yeah and you need to be working on
15:34your organismal biology comprehension which you clearly know nothing about which is alarmingly
15:39concerning so i feel unmotivated come on teach what made my lessons fun
15:56okay fine
16:00for every answer that you get wrong you strip but for every answer that you get right i'll strip
16:12jeez amelia strip tutoring i didn't think you had it in you yeah yeah you in or what
16:24bring it on
16:27first question what's the role of the sodium potassium pump
16:35it's when you eat sugar
16:42you're joking right
16:46the sodium potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient
16:52so
16:56strip
17:16i guess i should have worn a shirt
17:24next question um
17:26um what's the key to maintaining blood glucose levels
17:31your turn to strip
17:38we'll see
17:46insuline
17:59that's cheating
18:08what are you guys doing we are just studying studying yeah
18:15okay love that but did zeke not tell you about the plan
18:20i've got a game today so tessa's here to help you get ready and bring you to the after party
18:25another party zeke you have to study i think it's time to practice what i taught you
18:38okay we need to talk
18:42my brother tells me that you don't know that you're an absolute babe
18:48oh um i mean i know i'm not conventionally attractive so conventional attractiveness
18:54is a myth any whom i went shopping it's like my love language or something but i picked
19:00you out some outfits you want to play dress up honestly yeah me too okay let's go
19:17thank you for doing this seriously i i owe you one
19:22it's the least i can do for what
19:27for helping zeke
19:29you literally saved his life because i was going to kill him if he flunked out
19:35i hope i can help him oh you can he's not dumb he just has this thing in his head
19:40that baseball
19:41and partying and getting with every girl in a five mile radius is all he's good for
19:52but i think he'll listen to you he likes you he told me so
19:59no no no no no smiling okay i'm gonna line your lips focus
20:10let's go
20:13dude when you struck out that last batter i swear scout's trials are on the ground
20:18i was actually planning on throwing
20:27what's that
20:28you nearly here
20:32oh i'm waiting
20:35your left with nothing
20:37your nose bleeding
20:40at least there's something
20:43hey
20:44that horror
20:45hey
20:50damn fabian works fast
20:52amanda
20:53this is the girl i wanted to see
20:54listen i want to show you something it's just right over here
20:57it's amelia
20:57told you to leave her alone
21:01we're just having a conversation bro
21:03relax
21:04back off
21:05or he'll be watching the next game from the bench
21:11sorry pal
21:12she's coming all the way home with me tonight
21:15what the hell
21:16psycho i'm your teammate
21:17you're a piece of trash
21:23what the hell was that
21:25i thought you wanted me to practice flirting
21:27not with him
21:28he's trying
21:32he's trying to take you to the upstairs street
21:36the what
21:36look fabian is not good enough for you just ignore him
21:40okay
21:41okay
21:43wait
21:45what's the upstairs street
21:47it's a tree where we take girls and after we kiss them under it they always ask to go upstairs
21:52with us
21:53that's the move
21:54yeah
21:55kissing a girl
21:57under a tree
21:58the upstairs tree
21:59oh right
22:02when does that work
22:03i don't know it just does
22:05i don't understand how a tree could do that
22:11i will show you
22:15part of lesson four
22:18allow yourself to be swept off your feet
22:38okay so the story goes
22:40he found her planted this tree for his wife
22:41and the seed shipped all the way from north carolina
22:44dug the hole himself
22:45watered it every day
22:48usually
22:49the girl says something like
22:50wow it seems like a lot of work
22:53wow it seems like a lot of work
22:54there you go
22:55and we would say oh the guy would do anything for a pretty girl
22:58right but
23:00usually you mean it right
23:01i mean it right now pretty girl
23:05then we would lead them
23:08behind the tree
23:11and then
23:15what
23:18do this
23:31so upstairs
23:48so
23:50what's it like living in a frat
23:54fun
23:56baseball
23:57parties
23:59girls
24:02what about class
24:03yeah i'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate
24:07no you
24:09make a mean lasagna right
24:10sure i do
24:12you ask nice and i'll let you taste it
24:15it's always about the sex with you isn't it
24:18well it's what people expect from me so
24:21maybe
24:22you should try exceeding their expectations
24:26gotta be honest i think this is the most i've ever talked on an upstairs trip
24:33what does a normal upstairs trip look like
24:38this
24:38yes
24:39i mean
24:55zik
24:56stop teasing
24:57lesson five
24:59patience is a virtue
25:02you
25:02build up is half the fun
25:15That guy is going to take his time.
25:18Savor every inch.
25:21What about listen three?
25:23Asking for what I want.
25:34All right, butterfly, what do you want?
25:39I want you to touch me.
25:42For academic purposes, obviously.
25:49Well, then, in the spirit of education.
25:54Mm-hmm.
26:06What else?
26:09I want you to kiss me, please.
26:25Space, space, girl machine.
26:29Space, space, girl machine.
26:33Space, space, space, girl machine.
26:48Reminiscing already?
26:50Shut up.
26:52I gotta go find Tessa, but I'll be right back.
27:06Wow, that's beautiful.
27:09Hey, um, Emilio, right?
27:14I'm Sam.
27:16Second baseman, backup pitcher, fellow artist.
27:22You paint, too?
27:23No, I'm an actor.
27:25Uh, aspiring, anyway.
27:27What kind of stuff do you make?
27:29Oh, uh, just representational art with a focus on color theory.
27:33That's wow, yeah.
27:35You have no idea what I just said.
27:37No, not at all.
27:38Um, but maybe I could, I could take you out and hear you tell me all about that.
27:47Um, can I have your number?
27:52What are you doing?
27:54Well, I'm, I'm asking Emilio out.
27:57You know, I thought we could, we could talk art.
28:00Since when do you care about art?
28:02Come on, man, you know I act.
28:05So what do you say?
28:08I'd love to.
28:09Wow.
28:11She'd love to.
28:14I'm looking forward to it.
28:20Ooh, Emilio has a date.
28:22Emilio has a date.
28:23Cut it out, Tessa.
28:26It's just to hang out.
28:28I'm gonna go get some more water.
28:35Okay, spell.
28:37What's going on between you two?
28:40Nothing.
28:40I don't know what you're talking about.
28:42Yeah, right.
28:44I've literally never seen you this jealous.
28:46I'm not jealous.
28:46I'm just protecting her.
28:49Because you have a huge crush on her?
28:50No, I don't.
28:53We're friends.
28:54She doesn't see me like that.
28:57Emilio.
28:59So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:00Be honest.
29:01I think he's charming.
29:03That's for sure.
29:05Charming, huh?
29:06What about really hot?
29:08Uh, zip it.
29:08I asked her, not you.
29:12I think he's kind and generous and super motivated, but I think he sells himself short.
29:22I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player.
29:27Damn, bro.
29:28She sees you.
29:29She's a real one.
29:31All right, what about you, Zeke?
29:32What do you think of Emilio?
29:35She's a great roommate.
29:41She's great, great roommate.
29:42Total chiller.
29:44Right.
29:46Thanks a lot, Remy.
30:06Hey.
30:08So, uh, when's that test again?
30:12Vinyls are almost over.
30:14Yeah, I, uh, I took it yesterday.
30:21Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:23Well, I wanted to wait so I could show you my first A.
30:30Oh, my God.
30:33You did it.
30:35It's all right.
30:37Well, I couldn't have done it without you, Teach.
30:45It's all blackened out and you woke up on the floor, trying to stand up now, but you can't take
30:57the ball, sorry.
31:10So, you're going out with Sam then?
31:16Yeah, um, I guess it all worked out.
31:24You got the A.
31:27I got the guy.
31:29You don't even know him.
31:31I'm doing what you told me to.
31:33Trusting myself and letting myself get swept off my feet.
31:37Yeah, but...
31:38But what?
31:40I'm not understanding the problem.
31:42It's no problem.
31:44What's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me date anybody?
31:49Are you...
31:50Are you jealous?
31:54Zeke.
31:55No.
32:02Right, because...
32:04Because you're the one that said no feelings.
32:07Yep.
32:10Then I guess our...
32:12Our lessons are over.
32:14Yeah, cool.
32:16I better go get ready for my date then.
32:19Wish me luck.
32:21Good luck.
32:44Well, I figure as the brat's sweetheart, it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat before
32:51the big game tomorrow.
32:52That's like my sweet treat upstairs.
33:00Missed you, babe.
33:02Damn, dude.
33:03You know, you really are a psychopath.
33:07Sorry, bro.
33:07Oh.
33:11Zeke?
33:15Excuse you?
33:17How happened to the museum?
33:21We're meeting here.
33:22We were about to head out.
33:24I didn't know.
33:27Right.
33:30I'm going to go wait outside.
33:35You're seriously punting over those kinkles?
33:38Definitely not punting over your hateful ass.
33:39Don't talk about her like that.
33:55It's hard to get around the earth for the second time.
34:10I, uh, I thought you'd be with that girl.
34:20How was your date with Sam?
34:25It was good.
34:28Cool.
34:31I'm happy for you.
34:33I'm happy for you.
34:44I'm happy.
35:08I'm happy for you.
35:08You're a bad boy.
35:11I'm happy for you.
35:12out with jen and send her back my way shut up you're roomy though that is a tough nut to
35:18crack
35:18she wouldn't even let sam kiss her what are you talking about hey don't count me out you know
35:24it's not over till the fat lady's name oh oh oh for sure oh for sure was this about the
35:31bet i
35:32thought you liked her no i like winning plus it's like the best acting exercise ever like my
35:38it's oh wait you're done you hear me leave her alone don't text her don't call her don't
35:44even look at her yo what the hell dude since when you so whipped yeah
35:54you're bugging out z what the hell he needs to cool off or something he's just mad i guess
36:09see what are you doing don't talk to sam again i'm not doing this with you we we talked about
36:16i lied what i was jealous at the thought of him making you smile and touching you kissing you
36:28it drove me crazy he's not your man butterfly i am
36:42i know i said i don't do feelings that i'm not boyfriend material but you changed everything
36:48for me i want to be the man you see when you look at me amelia but you'd be my
36:56girlfriend
37:03yeah of course i will
37:20god you're such a good teacher hi what a good teacher speaking of i think i have a few more
37:29lessons for you
37:30oh
37:39what do you want butterfly
37:43i want you to be my first
37:47are you sure
37:50very sure
38:01i know it was bad but i want to hear you tell me just
38:04how
38:07don't you do it all again
38:09even if it had the same exact
38:11impact
38:13sniffing out
38:14can't scream and tripping out words i need it pretty good at conceiting
38:17dishing out how i'm treated switching up on no meaning
38:19that don't make sense but i'll just say okay
38:22i love you
38:27i love you
38:27i love you
38:27flashback
38:28how you used to talk to me
38:30flashbang how i used to combat you
38:33it's not back baby can we count to three
38:36can't live way through without you
38:39watch me
38:50yeah that looks really good
38:54what's going on in here
38:58fortunately i do have a game today so i'm gonna need that back
39:02oh yeah
39:03yeah
39:05i prefer it sooner rather than later actually
39:10we should probably just take it off right now right
39:15make me
39:22it's probably just testing
39:23ignore it
39:27oh
39:30damn dude
39:31i guess we owe you 500 bucks huh
39:34you sneaky bastard
39:36baby get the hell out of here
39:37seek
39:39what is he talking about
39:41oh you see we made a bet sweetheart
39:44on who could fuck you first
39:46okay that's enough
39:48hey feel free to come collect your cash anytime
39:51oh and uh you forgot this
39:54toodaloo have a nice life
40:01you only have to look like i can explain okay
40:03you slept with me to win a bet
40:04no no i had nothing to do with it sam did
40:09that's why i told you to stop seeing it
40:11and you didn't tell me how could you do this to me how
40:15how could you lie
40:16who's protecting you
40:19what great job
40:21amelia please
40:23don't touch me
40:45it's tessa
40:48i'm sorry for texting you
40:51you absolutely should have texted me
40:54no no he's he's your brother i just i didn't know who else to talk to
40:59you can always talk to me
41:02i used to be able to talk to him and now
41:07i can't even look at him
41:09you want me to kill him i will kill him
41:12tempting
41:15no honestly
41:17this is probably for the best
41:20i never could have dated a yankee anyway
41:25you love him
41:26don't you
41:28i don't know
41:29all i know is that i've never felt this way about anybody
41:34it's like he's pulling me like gravity
41:41but he doesn't feel the same way
41:42of course he does
41:45my brother is an idiot when it comes to emotional stuff
41:48but i know he cares about you
41:50i've never seen him look at anyone the way he looks at you
41:53if you really cared about me he never would have lied
41:59god i feel so stupid
42:02let me talk to him i'll set him straight i swear
42:05no no it's fine
42:09pretty soon he'll be off in new york
42:12and we'll be in la
42:15and we'll never have to see each other again
42:32we need to talk
42:35i don't feel like it
42:36the fact that you're out here throwing a ball around instead of begging for amelia's forgiveness
42:40i know mom raised you better
42:42she told me to leave her alone
42:44do you care about her
42:45of course i do
42:47that's not the point
42:49point is i'm not good enough for her
42:51i hurt her tessa it's just who i am
42:54i'm not a relationship guy you know this
42:57okay enough
42:58you know how to be a relationship guy
43:01you commit to being in a relationship i mean it's literally that easy
43:05you're more than a boy you hear me
43:08so it's time to grow up and go get your girl
43:13she deserves better than me
43:15so be better
43:25hey can i talk to you
43:28if you want
43:41are those dodger blue and white
43:43or yankee blue and white
43:46dodger this is a dodger's home
43:52i'm sorry
43:55okay i should have told you about the best sooner
44:01i thought i was protecting you
44:07i was doing the right thing
44:10but the right thing isn't lying to you
44:15so i'm going to be completely honest from here on out
44:22i don't want to be just fun butterfly
44:26when it comes to you i want to be forever
44:32i want to keep showing you how beautiful you really are
44:35i want to be that gushy romantic guy that brings you flowers and writes you poetry
44:43i want to be everything you want
44:46everything you deserve
44:50so tell me what do you want
44:58i want
45:03i want to trust myself
45:07and i want to follow what feels good
45:14and i don't want to hold back
45:19i want you
45:20you too
45:26of course i do
45:34thank god because i already asked coach to set up a call with the dodgers recruiter
45:41you did what
45:43told you this is the dodger home
45:46i'm going to try to get signed by them instead of the yankees so when you move to la
45:51we'll be there together
45:54and what if i said no
45:59i'd have to pivot to plan b lasagna
46:10and what if i said no
46:20you
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