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00:07I'm not a little dead.
00:08I'm not a little dead.
00:08Come on.
00:10Dude, come on.
00:11Wait.
00:12Sorry, man.
00:13Coach said one more D and you're out of here.
00:16It's for your own good.
00:17What the hell does he want from me?
00:18I'm a baseball player, not a biologist.
00:20I don't know.
00:21Be smarter.
00:25Prick.
00:34Um, you okay?
00:38Living my best life.
00:42Why?
00:45You offering to cheer me up?
00:48Oh, um, oh, sorry.
00:53Um, um, good luck.
00:59With everything.
01:24Hi.
01:26Hey, roomie.
01:28Roomie?
01:32Sorry, flower this morning.
01:35I am in need of a place to live.
01:37And you are needed roommates.
01:41Sorry, that, um, that flyer was meant for someone more like me.
01:47He's someone quiet and academic and, well, a girl.
01:50And I, uh, I just didn't expect Zeke Evans, the school's sluttiest baseball player, to be my new roommate.
01:57So...
01:59Quite the reputation.
02:02Uh, sorry, I, uh, I didn't mean to...
02:06It's okay.
02:08You know there's more to me than all that, right?
02:14Like what?
02:17We're making mean lasagna.
02:18Yeah.
02:22Um, I'm sorry, I don't, I don't think that this is going to be a good fit.
02:25Beggars can't be choosers.
02:26What makes you think I'm a beggar?
02:31It's the first of the month.
02:33Just give me a shot, all right?
02:35Move my heads, kick me out.
02:36No, no hard feelings.
02:40But I promise to be a good boy for you.
02:52I don't even know, bro.
02:54I didn't do it.
02:55I didn't do it.
02:55I didn't have a mouse to do it.
02:56So you, like, ran over a dog?
02:57This is like a few times.
02:58Like, there's no evidence.
03:01There's no evidence.
03:01There's no evidence.
03:02There's no evidence.
03:02There's a sign there, too.
03:05Zeke?
03:06Quick question.
03:07Um, why are you throwing a rager at 2pm on a Tuesday?
03:13Guys, you need to get out more.
03:15This is a hang.
03:16It's not a rager.
03:19All right, go get set up the keg or something.
03:22All right, bro.
03:28Look, I failed a biotest, okay?
03:29Thought I'd blow off some steam.
03:31Okay, well, I need to work on my portfolio, which my mentor just called.
03:35Generic and uninspiring, so could you please just...
03:38Ooh.
03:39Ooh.
03:40What are you...
03:42You know what's inspiring?
03:44Dancing.
03:46Right?
03:47Come on.
03:50Come on.
03:51Loosen up, roommate.
03:53It'll help your art.
03:54Promise.
03:56There you go.
03:58There she is.
03:59Shut up.
04:03Zeke.
04:06Hands off your roommate.
04:09Go herd your animals.
04:10Okay, mom.
04:11Yeah.
04:12I'm Tessa.
04:13Hi.
04:15Please forgive my man-whore of a brother.
04:17Thank you for housing him.
04:19He is a mess.
04:20I've noticed.
04:21He just needs a friend.
04:23He just needs a friend.
04:23All he's got are fangirls and frat boys, so...
04:26To new friends.
04:31Home.
04:32Oh.
04:51So what do you say babe?
04:53I'll pitch, you catch.
04:56Oh, um, sorry, I don't really, I don't really play.
05:00I'm just a fan.
05:14Not your type?
05:16What?
05:17Fabian.
05:18He was flirting with you.
05:20Right.
05:22Flirting with me, that's, that's a good one.
05:24Yeah, flirting.
05:26Are you seriously that inexperienced?
05:30No.
05:34Fine, if you must know.
05:38I've never even been kissed before, so.
05:40You've never been kissed?
05:44I was always the, the weird art girl.
05:47I, I, I'd basically,
05:51need, like, remedial sex ed.
05:57What about, uh, what about a sex tutor?
06:01Huh.
06:02Yeah, yeah, very funny.
06:03And, and where do you suppose I found one of those?
06:06It's not something that you can put up a flyer for.
06:13I, you, you're, you're, you're funny.
06:17It's, it's a joke, right?
06:21Well, not to brag, but this is kind of my area of expertise, right?
06:24You know, sluttiest baseball player on campus.
06:31I don't understand why you, you know, I don't understand why you'd help me then, so.
06:42Well, a girl like you, clearly makes good grades.
06:47I could use a tutor myself.
06:50Coach said, if I fail one more class, I'm off the team.
06:52And that means no more scouts.
06:54That means, no Yankees.
06:57You're like the Yankees?
06:58Focus.
07:02You tutor me in biology, I'll tutor you in sex.
07:05What do you say?
07:08So, we'd like, date.
07:13No.
07:15No, strictly educational.
07:17No feelings.
07:19I'm for fun, not forever, and that's not exactly boyfriend material.
07:23Right.
07:24Okay.
07:26Let me guess.
07:29You want a sweetheart, huh?
07:32Some good, she romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry.
07:38What's wrong with that?
07:40Nothing.
07:42There's nothing wrong with it.
07:43You deserve it.
07:46You deserve everything you want.
07:52That's not me.
07:55What do you say?
07:57You owe me, it's my final, and I'll help you find the one.
08:03Deal.
08:07How about, will you seal the deal with your first kiss?
08:33I'll save it for when you're alone.
08:37Let's go have some fun, yeah?
08:46First guy to bag the new chick wins the cash.
08:49Dude, that's nasty.
08:53Zeke, you want in?
08:53What the hell, dude?
08:55She's a person, not a bet.
08:58Chill, bro.
08:59All right, we're gonna be doing this girl a favor.
09:00Can you please not mess shit up with my roommate?
09:03She's a big girl.
09:04She can handle herself.
09:08She's off limits.
09:09You hear me?
09:11Or what?
09:12Or I'll kick your ass.
09:15Yeah, okay.
09:16Beat it.
09:16I got business to take care of.
09:19Be lucky this is her house.
09:23Look, ignore him, all right?
09:24First one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash.
09:32I think that's enough studying for today.
09:41So, you're gonna be a Yankee, huh?
09:44Mm-hmm.
09:47Well, I should warn you that this is a Dodger home.
09:52Mm, Dodger home.
09:55Not anymore.
09:58You're not even recruited yet.
10:00No, it's coming.
10:03You're looking at the best picture in the whole Western Conference.
10:06Yeah.
10:08That's if you don't flunk out.
10:10I know.
10:10Funny.
10:13Well, I did just get this badass new tutor.
10:23So, now that we're alone.
10:31Do you want to know how it feels to be kissed?
10:51I don't know how...
10:57How do I...
10:58Lesson one.
11:01Trust yourself.
11:04Break.
11:07Just...
11:08Follow what feels good.
11:13And don't hold back.
11:15Beautiful.
11:21Um...
11:23I'm sorry.
11:24You, uh...
11:26You don't have to do this.
11:29What?
11:34Pretend you want me.
11:36I'm not pretending.
11:39Are you sure?
11:42What makes you think otherwise?
11:49Because...
11:51In the immortal words of my eighth grade bully...
11:56I am a fat loser with...
11:58Frizzy here in Thunder Thighs, so...
12:10Come with me.
12:13Want to show you something?
12:22Come with me.
12:23Come with me.
12:23Come with me.
12:24Come with me.
12:31Uh-uh.
12:33Eye contact is how guys know you're into them.
12:38I don't like being stared at.
12:40They're admiring.
12:43Look at yourself.
12:48What are you doing?
12:51Putting your eighth grade bully in her place.
12:55Why am I staring at myself?
12:57This is...
12:59Embarrassing.
13:02Call it a confidence drill.
13:06Can I continue?
13:09Yeah.
13:32I'm not used to this, so I...
13:37I'm not used to this, so I...
13:39See yourself as you are.
13:43Beautiful.
13:50Lesson three.
13:52Ask for what you want.
13:56Can
13:58we
14:02Will you kiss me?
14:25what was that bad did I did I do it wrong no no you're natural
14:39really yeah don't want to get to your head
14:44well I think that we should go to bed
14:51already oh no oh my god not you and I not together it separately in in our
14:58separate beds cuz not together that that would be crazy you can if you want you
15:07set the pace butterfly
15:38study time I was studying I was working on my fastball yeah and you need to be
15:45working on your organismal biology comprehension which you clearly know
15:49nothing about which is alarmingly concerning so I feel unmotivated come on
16:11for every answer that you get wrong you strip but for every answer that you get
16:18right I'll strip
16:24geez Amelia strip tutoring I don't think you got it in you yeah you in or what
16:36bring it on first question what's the role of the sodium potassium pump it's when you eat sugar
16:55you're joking right the sodium potassium pump moves ions against their
17:01concentration gradient so strip
17:12what's the name of the sodium potassium pump is that you're nimble
17:22she's already a good man
17:24you're not an early adult
17:26okay
17:26you're not certain
17:27okay
17:27yeah
17:27you're not sure
17:27I don't understand
17:27what's the name of the sodium potassium pump
17:28I guess I should have worn a shirt
17:36next question um what's the key to maintaining blood glucose levels
17:46your turn to strip we'll see
17:58inside
18:11that's cheating
18:21what are you guys doing we are just studying studying yeah
18:27okay love that but did zeke not tell you about the plan
18:33i've got a game today so tessa's here to help you get ready and bring you to the after party
18:38another party zeke you have to study i think it's time to practice what i taught you
18:50okay we need to talk
18:55my brother tells me that you don't know that you're an absolute babe
19:01oh um i mean i know i'm not conventionally attractive so
19:06conventional attractiveness is a myth
19:09anywho i went shopping it's like my love language or something but i picked you out some outfits
19:15you want to play dress up
19:20honestly yeah
19:23me too
19:24okay let's go
19:30thank you for doing this seriously i i owe you one
19:35it's the least i can do
19:37for what
19:40for helping zeke
19:42you literally saved his life because i was going to kill him if he flunked out
19:48i hope i can help him
19:50oh you can he's not dumb
19:52he just has this thing in his head that baseball and partying and getting with every girl in a five
19:56mile
19:56radius is all he's good for
20:05but i think he'll listen to you he likes you he told me so
20:12no no no no no smiling okay i'm gonna line your lips focus
20:23let's go
20:26dude when you struck out that last batter i swear scouts jobs are on the ground
20:31i was actually planning on throwing in
20:40what's that
20:42amelia
20:45oh i'm waiting
20:48you're left with nothing
20:51you're no skin
20:53at least there's something
20:56see that horror
21:00hey
21:03damn fabian works fast
21:05amanda
21:06it's the girl i wanted to see
21:08listen i want to show you something it's just right over here
21:10it's amelia
21:11told you to leave her alone
21:14we're just having a conversation bro
21:16relax
21:17back off
21:18or you'll be watching the next game from the bench
21:24sorry pal
21:25she's coming all the way home with me tonight
21:28what the hell psycho i'm your teammate
21:30you're a piece of trash
21:37what the hell was that
21:39i thought you wanted me to practice flirting
21:41not with him
21:42he's trying
21:46he's trying to take you to the upstairs street
21:49the what
21:50look fabian is not good enough for you just ignore him
21:54okay
21:57wait
21:59what's the upstairs tree
22:01it's a tree where we take girls and after we kiss them under it they always ask to go upstairs
22:05with us
22:06that's the move
22:07yeah
22:08kissing a girl
22:10under a tree
22:12the upstairs tree
22:13ah
22:13right
22:16when does that work
22:17i don't know it just does
22:19i don't understand how a tree could do that
22:25i will show you
22:29part of lesson four
22:31allow yourself to be swept off your feet
22:51okay
22:52so the story goes
22:54founder planted this tree for his wife
22:55and the seed shipped all the way from north carolina
22:58dug the hole himself
22:59watered it every day
23:02usually
23:03the girl says something like
23:04wow it seems like a lot of work
23:07wow it seems like a lot of work
23:08there you go
23:09and we would say oh the guy would do anything for a pretty girl
23:12right but
23:14usually you mean it right
23:15i mean it right now pretty girl
23:19then we would lead them
23:22behind the tree
23:25and then
23:29what
23:32do this
23:32do this
23:46so upstairs
23:49no
24:04what's it like living in a frat
24:08fun
24:10baseball
24:12parties
24:14girls
24:17what about class
24:18yeah i'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate
24:21no you
24:23making mean lasagna right
24:25sure i do
24:27you ask nice and i'll let you taste it
24:30it's always about the sex with you isn't it
24:32well it's what people expect from me so
24:36maybe
24:37you should try exceeding their expectations
24:41gotta be honest i think this is the most i've ever talked on an upstairs trip
24:47what does a normal upstairs trip look like
24:52this
25:09see
25:11stop teasing
25:12lesson five
25:14patience is a virtue
25:17build up is half the fun
25:29the right guy is gonna take his time
25:33savor every inch
25:35what about listen three
25:38ask me for what i want
25:48all right butterfly
25:51what do you want
25:54i want you to touch me
25:57for academic purposes
26:00obviously
26:03well then
26:04in the spirit of
26:07education
26:08mhm
26:20what else
26:23i want you to kiss me
26:26please
26:27i want you to kiss me
26:34i want you to kiss me
26:48omg
27:05it was
27:06i got to miss you
27:09she's
27:09she's
27:09she's
27:09she's
27:09she's
27:09she's
27:10she's
27:10she's
27:10I'll be right back.
27:21Wow, that's beautiful.
27:26Hey, um...
27:27Emilio, right?
27:30I'm Sam.
27:31Second baseman, backup pitcher, fellow artist.
27:37You paint too?
27:39No, I'm an actor.
27:41Aspiring anyway.
27:43What kind of stuff do you make?
27:45Oh, just representational art with a focus on color theory.
27:48That's wow, yeah.
27:50You have no idea what I just said.
27:52No, not at all.
27:55But maybe I could take you out and hear you tell me all about that.
28:03Can I have your number?
28:07What are you doing?
28:10Oh, I'm asking Emilio out.
28:13You know, I thought we could talk art.
28:16Since when do you care about art?
28:18Come on, man.
28:19You know I act.
28:21So what do you say?
28:24I'd love to.
28:25Wow.
28:27She'd love to.
28:30I'm looking forward to it.
28:36Oh, Emilio has a date.
28:38Emilio has a date.
28:39Cut it out, Tessa.
28:42It's just to hang out.
28:44I'm gonna go get some more water.
28:51Okay, Spell.
28:53What's going on between you two?
28:56Nothing.
28:57I don't know what you're talking about.
28:59Yeah, right.
29:00I've literally never seen you this jealous.
29:02I'm not jealous.
29:03I'm just protecting her.
29:05Because you have a huge crush on her?
29:07No, I don't.
29:09We're friends.
29:10She doesn't see me like that.
29:12Okay.
29:14Emilio.
29:15So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:17Be honest.
29:18I think he's charming.
29:20That's for sure.
29:21Charming, huh?
29:23What about really hot?
29:24Uh, zip it.
29:25I asked her, not you.
29:29I think he's kind and generous.
29:32And super motivated.
29:34But, I think he sells himself short.
29:39I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player.
29:44Damn, bro.
29:45She sees you.
29:46She's a real one.
29:47Alright, what about you, Zeke?
29:48What do you think of Emilio?
29:53She's, uh...
29:57She's great.
29:58Great roommate.
29:59Total chiller.
30:02Right.
30:04Thanks a lot, Remy.
30:23Hey.
30:26So, uh...
30:27When's that test again?
30:29Finals are almost over.
30:32Yeah.
30:33I, uh...
30:34I took it yesterday.
30:38Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:40Well, I wanted to wait.
30:42So I could show you my first day.
30:47Oh, my God.
30:51You did it.
30:55Well, I couldn't have done it without you, Teach.
31:05It's...
31:07I'm sorry.
31:08Huh?
31:10I'm sorry.
31:17Sorry.
31:28So, you're going out with Sam then?
31:34Yeah, um, I guess it all worked out.
31:42You got the A.
31:46I got the guy.
31:48You don't even know him.
31:49I'm doing what you told me to.
31:52Trusting myself and letting myself get swept off my feet.
31:56Yeah, but...
31:57But what?
31:58I'm not understanding the problem.
32:01There's no problem.
32:02What's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me date anybody?
32:08Are you...
32:09Are you jealous?
32:13Zeke.
32:14No.
32:15No one is to be carrying faith.
32:20Right, because...
32:22Because you're the one that said, no feelings.
32:26Yep.
32:29Then I guess our lessons are over.
32:33Yeah, cool.
32:35I better go get ready for my date then.
32:38Wish me luck.
32:40Good luck.
33:03Well, I figure as the brat's sweetheart, it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat before
33:09the big game tomorrow.
33:10That's like my sweet treat upstairs.
33:18I missed you, babe.
33:21Damn, dude.
33:22You know, you really are a psychopath.
33:26Sorry, bro.
33:26Hello.
33:31Zeke?
33:35Excuse you?
33:37What happened to the museum?
33:40we're meeting here we were about to head out i didn't know
33:49right i'm gonna go wait outside
33:54you're seriously pining over those kinkles definitely not pining over your hateful ass
33:59don't talk about her like that
34:29i uh i thought you'd be with that girl
34:40how was your date with sam
34:44it was good
34:48cool
34:51i'm happy for you
35:22something real something born
35:26oh big talk but he just can't get it in the hall dude speaking of thanks for striking out with
35:32jen and sending her back my way shut up
35:35your roomie though that is a tough nut to crack she wouldn't even let sam kiss her
35:40what are you talking about
35:41hey don't count me out you know it's not over till the fat lady's name
35:46oh oh oh for sure for sure
35:50was this about the bet i thought you liked her
35:53no i like winning
35:55plus it's like the best acting exercise ever like mys
35:58oh wait you're done you hear me
36:01leave her alone don't text her don't call her don't even look at her
36:05yo what the hell dude since when you so whipped
36:08yeah
36:14you're bugging out zeke
36:15what the hell
36:16he needs to cool off or something
36:18he's just mad i guess
36:29see what are you doing
36:30don't talk to sam again
36:33i'm not doing this with you we we talked about this
36:36i lied
36:37what
36:38i was jealous
36:40i was jealous
36:40the thought of him making you smile and
36:45touching you
36:46kissing you
36:47it drove me crazy
36:51he's not your man
36:52butterfly
36:56i am
37:02i know i said i don't do feelings
37:05that i'm not boyfriend material but you changed everything for me
37:10i want to be the man you see when you look at me
37:14amelia
37:15would you be my girlfriend
37:22yeah
37:24of course i will
37:40god you're such a good kid
37:43hi
37:43i'm not a good teacher
37:45speaking of
37:48i think i have a few more lessons for you
37:50oh
37:59what do you want butterfly
38:03i want you to be my first
38:07are you sure
38:10very sure
38:16okay
38:16i know it was bad
38:22but i want to hear you tell me just
38:24how
38:25would you do it all again
38:29even if it had the same exact impact
38:33sniffing on can't screamin'
38:35dripping out words i need it
38:36pretty good at conceitin'
38:37dishing out how i'm treated
38:38switching up on your meaning
38:39that don't make sense
38:41but i'll just say okay
38:42tryna make it go away
38:43break it down on top of my face
38:44walk to the bottom of my knee
38:45baby can't you see
38:47i'll let you crash back
38:48how you used to talk to me
38:50flashbang how i used to call it by you
38:53it's not back baby can we count to three
38:56can't live with or without you
38:59watch me encounter
39:00watch me encounter
39:03watch me encounter
39:05watch me encounter
39:06watch me encounter
39:07watch me encounter
39:19fortunately i do have a game today so i'm gonna need that back
39:22i'm gonna need that back
39:23oh yeah
39:24yeah
39:24yeah
39:25hmm
39:26i prefer it sooner rather than later
39:28actually
39:29so
39:31we should probably just take it off right now right
39:35make me
39:42it's probably just tessa
39:44ignore it
39:48oh
39:51damn dude
39:51i guess we owe you 500 bucks huh
39:55you sneaky bastard
39:57baby get the hell out of here
39:58seek
40:00what is he talking about
40:02oh you see we made a bet sweetheart
40:05on who could fuck you first
40:07okay that's enough
40:09hey feel free to come collect your cash anytime
40:12oh and uh you forgot this
40:15toodaloo have a nice life
40:22you know i can explain okay
40:24you slept with me to win a bet
40:25no
40:26no i had nothing to do with it
40:27sam did
40:29that's why i told you to stop seeing
40:31and you didn't tell me
40:34how could you do this to me
40:35how could you lie
40:37i was protecting you
40:40what great job
40:42emilia please
40:44don't touch me
41:07it's tessa
41:10i'm sorry for texting you
41:12you absolutely should have texted me
41:15no no he's
41:17he's your brother
41:18i just
41:19i didn't know who else to talk to
41:21you can always talk to me
41:24i used to be able to talk to him
41:26and now
41:27and now i can't even look at him
41:30and now i can't even look at him
41:31you want me to kill him
41:32i will kill him
41:34tempting
41:34tempting
41:35tempting but
41:36no honestly
41:39this is probably for the best
41:42i never could have dated a yankee anyway
41:47you love him
41:48don't you
41:51i don't know
41:52all i know
41:53is that i've never felt this way about anybody
41:57it's like he's pulling me
41:58like gravity
42:03but he doesn't feel the same way
42:05of course he does
42:07my brother is an idiot
42:08when it comes to emotional stuff
42:11but i know he cares about you
42:13i've never seen him look at anyone
42:14the way he looks at you
42:16if you really cared about me
42:18he never would have lied
42:21god i feel so stupid
42:25let me talk to him
42:26i'll set him straight
42:27i swear
42:27no
42:28no
42:28it's fine
42:31pretty soon
42:32he'll be off in new york
42:34and we'll be in l.a
42:38and we'll never have to see each other again
42:54we need to talk
42:58i don't feel like it
42:59the fact that you're out here throwing a ball around instead of begging for amelia's forgiveness
43:03i know mom raised you better
43:05she told me to leave her alone
43:07do you care about her
43:08of course i do
43:10that's not the point
43:12the point is i'm not good enough for her
43:14i hurt her tessa
43:15it's just who i am
43:17i'm not a relationship guy
43:19you know this
43:19okay enough
43:21you know how to be a relationship guy
43:23you commit to being in a relationship
43:25i mean it's literally that easy
43:28you're more than a fuck boy
43:29you hear me
43:31so it's time to grow up
43:32and go get your girl
43:35she deserves better than me
43:37so be better
43:48hey
43:49can i talk to you
43:52if you want
44:05are those dodger blue and white
44:07or yankee blue and white
44:09dodger
44:10this is a dodger's home
44:16i'm sorry
44:18okay i should have told you about the best sooner
44:24you should have
44:28thought i was protecting you
44:30thought i was doing the right thing
44:34but the right thing isn't lying to you
44:38so i'm gonna be completely honest from here on out
44:45i don't want to be just fun butterfly
44:49when it comes to you i want to be forever
44:56i want to keep showing you how beautiful you really are
45:00i want to be that gushy romantic guy that
45:03brings you flowers and writes you poetry
45:07i want to be everything you want
45:10everything you deserve
45:14so tell me
45:17what do you want
45:22i want
45:28i want to trust myself
45:31and i want to follow what feels good
45:38and i don't want to hold back
45:42i want you
45:44seek
45:48you too
45:58thank god
46:00because i already asked coach to set up a call with the dodgers recruiter
46:04he did what
46:07i told you this is the dodger home
46:10i'm going to try to get signed by them instead of the yankees so when you move to la
46:15we'll be there together
46:18and when i said no
46:23i'd have to pivot to plan b
46:26lasagna
46:31you
46:35you
46:36you
46:40i
46:41Oh, God.
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