00:09can i help you i'm just picking up a gift for my girlfriend that's sweet but that watch is five
00:16hundred thousand dollars it shouldn't be the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters which will
00:21result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy please take it off the floor
00:26look i don't have time for this lvmx the largest luxury brand empire in the world
00:33just bought us and their mysterious owner is coming here today yeah so i heard
00:49surprise oh my god oh my god wow i i am so sorry mr dawson i i didn't
00:55realize it was you don't worry about it i dressed down today
01:10oh i can't see get down press the line
01:19everybody get on the ground now
01:28mr dawson needs us
01:32let's go boys you grab the bags and come with us
01:38yeah i don't think so oh we got a smart ass huh i'll give you 10 seconds before i put
01:43a bullet in
01:44that smoke face of yours can we make it five what yeah five seconds that should be enough time five
01:52four three you're dead kid two and enjoy prison
02:00what the
02:04don't move get the back get back right now or i'll shoot the kid
02:11i'm warning you
02:14weak spot bad wrist hairline fracture that never healed
02:38this one's perfect i'll take it i'd love to stay in chat but
02:45my coffee is here and i'm gonna be late for my first day of class
03:00you were born with supervision
03:05i know and with that power you created lbmx a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face
03:12of
03:12the earth is there a question in there somewhere maple valley is a prestigious high school best in
03:17the country but it's still just that a high school you don't need this but i do need katie
03:28to be a very good job we've been dating long distance for forever now and i'm gonna surprise
03:32her today and finally reveal who i really am she'll be shocked yeah especially when she finds out that
03:39I was able to use my connections to get her favorite social media idol,
03:42Liv Sparks, to transfer to this school.
03:49Mr. Dawson, maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
03:53I can't. I miss Homeroom.
03:56Oh, my God, Liv Sparks is coming.
03:59I wonder where Katie is.
04:01Oh, my God.
04:05It's Liv Sparks.
04:14I can't believe it's not her school.
04:16She's one of the hottest influencers in the world.
04:21Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol.
04:24Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today.
04:31Hey, you.
04:32Liv Sparks.
04:33I have a 4.0.
04:34I drive a Mercedes Gullwing, and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
04:40Uh, I'm Eric.
04:43I have a 0.0, and I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding.
04:49And I have no followers on any social media.
04:53Hey, well, you're not exactly what I was expecting, but I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
04:59What?
05:00Boyfriend?
05:02I'm sorry.
05:03I thought my messages were pretty clear.
05:05Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
05:07I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
05:11You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
05:14I think you've got the wrong guy.
05:16I have a girlfriend, and that watch is for her.
05:22I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
05:25I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
05:37Oh, look.
05:38I am so sorry about all of this.
05:40Liv, wait!
05:42It's okay.
05:45You need more than a tonic.
05:46That's not a sore throat.
05:47You're going to die.
05:49What?
05:51Why would you say that to me?
05:52If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes, you will die.
05:58Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
06:00Okay, look.
06:01First of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
06:05Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
06:08Just promise me you need to go get your throat checked.
06:14Go now.
06:16Okay, fine.
06:23You're kind of weird.
06:25Go now.
06:30Wouldn't hurt?
06:31Tell Dr. Skyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
06:38Katie!
06:40Katie!
06:46Katie!
06:49Katie, what are you doing?
06:51Eric, what are you doing here?
06:54I wanted to surprise you.
06:57Eric, you're like my summer fling.
06:59You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
07:02Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were slumming with?
07:06Jeez, buddy.
07:07Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
07:09Who's this guy?
07:11This guy is Miles Pickett.
07:14I'm a big deal around here, bro.
07:19Oh, this is sweet.
07:21Did you save up every last penny buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
07:27Meanwhile, I was in a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school.
07:33How would you like to hang out with your item?
07:35Really?
07:35Yeah.
07:43It's already been almost 10 minutes.
07:45I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
07:48All right, Liv.
07:50Say ah.
07:51Ah.
07:53What?
07:55Hold on.
07:59Hold on.
08:16Oh, my God.
08:22You're lucky.
08:23One more minute and that would have killed you.
08:25He was right.
08:27But how?
08:29That's not a sore throat.
08:30You're going to die.
08:32I need to find that boy.
08:35Katie.
08:38Is this who you really want?
08:40Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks.
08:44Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch.
08:50She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place.
08:54Miles is legit.
08:56You're just a poverty case.
08:58You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass.
09:05And this, by the way, not a knockoff.
09:08This watch is worth more than your house.
09:16You're hilarious, buddy.
09:18I almost want you to stick around so you can make me love more.
09:28We're just not from the same worlds, Eric.
09:36You're right.
09:37We're not.
09:41I really thought I knew her.
09:49There you are.
09:51Oh my god, you were right.
09:54How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
09:57It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
10:04No, really.
10:05I was born with it.
10:07Really?
10:08Yeah, really.
10:10Okay.
10:12Then what color is my bra?
10:17A gentleman never looks.
10:20Sure.
10:21You are so weird.
10:24What happened with your girlfriend?
10:26Former girlfriend.
10:28She broke up with me.
10:35Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
10:38I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
10:41I think I'll be fine.
10:53Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
10:58Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends.
11:01Ah, hey.
11:03Speaking of which, I'll do it.
11:06Do what?
11:07I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
11:09You look like you could use the affection.
11:12And it looks like you could use the money.
11:14Pays $10,000.
11:15An hour?
11:17That's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid.
11:20But...
11:20In total.
11:22In total.
11:24Look.
11:26They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me.
11:30It'll be our first appearance together.
11:33And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff.
11:37Okay?
11:41Your bra's red.
11:43And quite scandalous for school.
11:48Don't be late.
11:53Beat it, loser.
11:55This party's for the school's elite.
11:57Not for nerds with Pokemon watches, huh?
12:05What a squid.
12:08What a jerk.
12:11Hey, that was a really cool watch.
12:14Tell you what.
12:15Do you want to trade?
12:18That's a Rolex.
12:19I like yours more.
12:21Thanks.
12:22Make sure to change the battery every six months, though.
12:28I didn't know you were so sweet.
12:36Wow.
12:45Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed.
12:48My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels.
12:51Sure.
12:52Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later.
12:55Yep.
12:56That would be me.
12:57So tonight has to be perfect.
12:59That means that if anyone messes with me, or my boyfriend, I will personally use my fame,
13:07money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level.
13:13My publicist is calling.
13:14Here is the invite and purse.
13:17See you there.
13:25Oh my god, Miles.
13:26I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks.
13:29Of course.
13:30You know, she's such a big influencer.
13:32This is so cool.
13:33I mean, I'm going to pitch her my makeup line, and if she promotes it, I'd make millions.
13:41What the hell is he doing here?
13:45Hey, buddy.
13:47This is an exclusive party, so you got two options.
13:51You better either get out, or I'll kick you out.
13:56He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
14:01He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap.
14:07You're trespassing, Eric?
14:09No, I'm not.
14:10I'm Liv Sparks Plus One.
14:17Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
14:20Wait, wait.
14:21The Liv Sparks invited you?
14:23Yep.
14:29The Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even ten feet close to her.
14:34He's probably a stalker.
14:38You a stalker?
14:39Bro, why don't you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
14:43What else do you take?
14:44Her clothes?
14:45Her panties, huh?
14:50You disgust, pervert!
14:53Eric, you idiot.
14:55What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
14:59She will crush you.
15:01In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date?
15:08Listen up!
15:09Everyone!
15:10Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
15:14All right.
15:15Let's go.
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