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The Romantic Thesis of Us EP ENGSUB Campus Romance, Secret Marriage AKT
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00:00:01As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party, and I'm
00:00:09going to wow them all. Until...
00:00:12What is she wearing?
00:00:15Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
00:00:20I didn't think you'd come.
00:00:22It's not fit as a choice.
00:00:24Did I come to the wrong place?
00:00:27Everyone, our love expert, Mia. She's dressed a bit special today, so it's the perfect time for everyone to get
00:00:36to know her.
00:00:39Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you're some kind of love group?
00:00:44I thought this was Professor Ryan's costume party.
00:00:48Oh, you received this invitation? Sorry.
00:00:53Yours is fake.
00:00:55We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:00:58Let's post it entitled, The Funny Girl Breakdown. The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:01:21That's enough. What are you all doing here? Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:01:28Yes, we are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:01:32I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:01:35Are you okay? I was seriously over the line.
00:01:39Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:01:42Screw them! I mean, you're amazing. They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:01:47Still pretending to be an academic? Maybe your next paper should be titled, How to Public Yourself Under Embarrassed.
00:01:58Alright, Amy. Let's make this interesting.
00:02:03Ten seconds. And I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:02:07Are you dreaming? You're crazy.
00:02:11If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:02:16And if I lose, then I will delete my thesis.
00:02:22And I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:02:25Do.
00:02:34Leo, right?
00:02:40It was really cool what you did over there.
00:02:43Mia?
00:02:44And do you remember my name?
00:02:46It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:02:52I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:02:55Or is that just a theory?
00:03:08Wait.
00:03:12Her earring is caught on my couch.
00:03:31Mia?
00:03:33I don't care.
00:03:45I know She's dead.
00:03:45It's tough, bro.
00:03:47I can't take no more lies
00:03:48Oh, oh, oh
00:03:51I can't take no more lies
00:03:56There's something in those lies
00:04:02Find out everything you can about
00:04:05Mia
00:04:07Oh, and call my wife
00:04:10I wanna meet her
00:04:11You got it
00:04:21You said ten seconds
00:04:23I counted six
00:04:24I mean, that was insane
00:04:26You had the whole room holding their breath
00:04:28Even Leo
00:04:29Step one to Mia's love theory
00:04:31Create controlled chaos
00:04:33And what was the result?
00:04:35Chemistry 1A
00:04:36Dopamine activation
00:04:41Hello?
00:04:46So she crashed an exclusive dinner
00:04:49Forged the invitation
00:04:52Put on a performance
00:04:53And calls it research
00:04:54I think there might be some misunderstanding
00:04:57I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department
00:05:00Perfect GPA, no disciplinary record
00:05:05Place of birth to Oregon?
00:05:08She's just like her
00:05:11How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:05:12Oh, all set
00:05:13It's today
00:05:18My husband wants to meet me today
00:05:21Ugh, seriously?
00:05:23That prick didn't even go to the wedding
00:05:24You're gonna see him?
00:05:25Nope
00:05:26Love is the last thing I need to be happy
00:05:37Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:05:46I do
00:05:51There, mom
00:05:53Now I am married to a stranger who lives thousands of miles away
00:05:56I hope you're happy
00:05:59My parents arranged the marriage before they died
00:06:02I haven't even met the man
00:06:05I need to get a divorce
00:06:06ASAP
00:06:12Lily! Oh my gosh! Long time no see!
00:06:19What are our plans?
00:06:20I need you to pretend to be me
00:06:23And divorce my husband that I've never met
00:06:25Hold on
00:06:26Why me?
00:06:27Because
00:06:28You know me better than anyone
00:06:31And you have
00:06:32A ton of experience
00:06:33Handling jerks
00:06:35Girl, you called me because of that
00:06:37No, wait
00:06:37Lily, Lily
00:06:38Um
00:06:45Say no more
00:06:46When are we gonna do that?
00:06:48Well
00:07:05Oh my god
00:07:07Mia's husband is just my type
00:07:12Are you Leo Bryan?
00:07:15Yes, please
00:07:16Sit
00:07:24I'm sorry I've been MIA since we got married
00:07:29I'll make it up to you
00:07:30This marriage was our parents' idea
00:07:32But I'll put you through college
00:07:35You can divorce after you graduate
00:07:38Actually I
00:07:39I know you have a lot of student debt
00:07:43You're welcome to move in with me
00:07:54You're welcome to move in with me
00:07:55Let me think about it
00:07:57Let me know when you thought it over
00:08:04Oh
00:08:05It's okay, I've got this
00:08:11See you later
00:08:12See you later
00:08:29Oh my god, girl
00:08:30Lily
00:08:30Oh my gosh
00:08:31Tell me everything that happened
00:08:33Your husband is so ugly
00:08:35And dirt poor tooth
00:08:36I mean he even tried to fill me up
00:08:38You dodged a bullet though
00:08:40Wait, Lily
00:08:40I'm so sorry
00:08:42Are you okay?
00:08:43Well
00:08:44No problem
00:08:45Because I just keep him
00:08:47Right in the family's nose
00:08:49So just forget if he ever existed, okay?
00:08:52Okay
00:08:53Well, let me at least make you dinner
00:08:57Please, it's the least I can do
00:09:02Rejected
00:09:03The psychology of love paper
00:09:05Is not based on any hard data
00:09:09Then what do you want me to do?
00:09:11Find the perfect man
00:09:12Bag the perfect man
00:09:14And then get back to me
00:09:15Good luck with that one
00:09:26Who is the perfect guy?
00:09:30What are you gonna do?
00:09:32Graduation's in three months
00:09:33Yeah, and don't forget about your student loans, girl
00:09:36I mean, you need a guinea pig and fast
00:09:44Leo Bryan
00:09:46He's a visiting professor here
00:09:48Wow
00:09:50Fate is working overtime with you two
00:10:00Mr. Bryan
00:10:02You're not supposed to fall for your students
00:10:12Back to Earth, Mia
00:10:14It'll be a piece of cake
00:10:16I'll just implement step two of Mia's
00:10:19Wrong!
00:10:20Men are visual creatures
00:10:21You need to catch his eye first
00:10:27Bryan Technologies is investing in a new research project on companionship AI
00:10:34This is mortifying
00:10:36I thought he was the only one here
00:10:38And I'm looking for an assistant
00:10:50VIVEN REGARDED
00:10:51You are the obvious choice
00:10:57Emmy and I are the perfect choice for this project
00:11:01As you may know, Emmy's dad is the CEO
00:11:04Stop!
00:11:05Connections won't get you anywhere with me
00:11:06Go
00:11:09I am not repeating myself
00:11:13he really is the perfect guy you go me why I don't want anybody working for me
00:11:24he was more concerned about clothes than research who wrote this psychology of
00:11:36love you're right it's one of the best reports of the red your full name is Mia Rose the one
00:11:51and
00:11:51only says here you were born in Oregon sister city to be exact do you have a boyfriend absolutely
00:12:01positively a hundred percent no holy shit he's interrogating me about my love life in front
00:12:09of everyone oh he is so in love with me her name is identical to my wife's and she's from
00:12:17the same
00:12:18city you got the job everyone else can go sorry thank you professor Brian just keep things professional
00:12:35are you done just do your job step number three and Mia's guide to romance spice things up with a
00:12:47little physical contact just making sure my boss looks good
00:13:07me I'd be more worried about yourself my grandma wouldn't wear that dress well your grandma should
00:13:14wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way Anson familiarize her with the projects
00:13:21open next few days understood listen up lily rinse on me this month what you became a miss moneybags all
00:13:35of a sudden this is Leo Brian and I'm gonna be his research assistant um Leo Brian do you know
00:13:44he's
00:13:44your honey pink yeah I have to make him fall in love with me if I'm gonna pass this semester
00:13:51girl listen to me I've heard he's a total fuck boy and he hooks up with girls all night please
00:13:59stay away from him
00:14:20baby baby I have nowhere to go you said you would take care of me
00:14:29because we're married right
00:14:36because we're married right so where are we sleeping tomorrow
00:14:46just stay in your own lane you can have the upstairs
00:14:58this all gonna be mine one day Leo you're gonna fall for me whether you like it or not
00:15:08professor Brian still hasn't asked you out no you know I'm starting to think that maybe my method
00:15:15doesn't actually work you should ask your roommate Lily guy's over not my roommate anymore she just
00:15:23moved in with her new boyfriend they're so jealous that you're like this with professor Brian
00:15:31I am nice I am hard-working and I have my master's what I'm out of that moody weirdo's league
00:15:44uh I know I am professor Jackoff and I'm a total asshole you're right I never shut up and I
00:15:52love to
00:15:53hear the sound of my own voice he aggravates me more than anyone I have ever met
00:16:11what a coincidence it isn't my favorite professor
00:16:17I didn't realize you're so two-faced I came here to invite you to the club tomorrow
00:16:23a fancy date it's happening I mean I can't believe it
00:16:37Leo really asked you out finally it's my turn
00:16:46yeah I've heard you're going to the country club with mr. Leo Brian tomorrow
00:16:51yeah you don't have to worry about me you're such a good friend but now I need to go pick
00:17:01out my
00:17:01outfit for tomorrow go girl oh sorry Mia Leo is mine step 4 and Mia's guide to romance a
00:17:19b-a-b-s always be smiling
00:17:36hi this is a very important meeting I hope you brought the samples I mentioned in my notes
00:17:41later Leo what the fuck come on hurry up his notes must have been in the invite where did it
00:17:56go
00:17:56Mia come on get your head in the gate
00:18:11good to see you long time no see how have you been good should we have a toast we
00:18:16good thank you oh I brought the samples that you asked for yeah yeah you want to
00:18:22show yeah samples sample you must be starving
00:18:42honey I'm not feeling well I shouldn't have drunk on an empty stomach
00:18:49research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no so why don't you eat first and
00:18:55we'll talk later thank you mr. Brian your girlfriend is such a sweetheart
00:19:00everyone needs a little bit business just a nice change of pace huh yeah she's a great girl
00:19:07one second
00:19:08okay we should eat let's talk over there shall we
00:19:15are you trying to embarrass me I thought this was a date a date really you're into your professor
00:19:31I just don't misunderstand this you're only here because Amazon is busy
00:19:37of course
00:19:39it's professional
00:19:44Jetty's ready let's continue the conversation on our island mr. Brian
00:19:48great lead the way
00:19:55I just can't get to break can I
00:20:00hey how are things going with professor hottie not good I am an idiot I thought it was a date
00:20:05and it's not and I'm out on my ass
00:20:07fuck this
00:20:14this day just keeps getting worse and worse
00:20:25thinking I don't even wanna play this game
00:20:38Leo you came
00:20:55I couldn't leave you here alone
00:20:58you are my assistant after all
00:21:02that is very nice of you
00:21:04I'm sorry about earlier I didn't explain myself quite clearly but you did well
00:21:12you shouldn't push yourself here take this
00:21:30I'm gonna get you all wet don't worry about me I got this
00:21:42I need to trip Leo forever tonight's the night we make an air
00:21:52it's okay I can do it myself
00:21:56you want something to drink?
00:21:57I'm good
00:21:58what's wrong?
00:22:01I got it
00:22:03just an example
00:22:09damn it
00:22:17Do you always have random hookups?
00:22:21There's a lesson from your professor.
00:22:24Every conclusion needs evidence to back it up.
00:22:36Would you like to find out?
00:22:47He is so sexy.
00:22:53I almost forgot what his lips taste like.
00:23:00How many girls have just melted looking at those eyes?
00:23:06But I'm your professor.
00:23:09I won't take advantage of you.
00:23:12Seems like a gentleman to me.
00:23:15I've heard he's a total fuckboy and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:23:20So why did Lily say that?
00:23:27Miss Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:23:33Thank you, Harvey.
00:23:35Mia is married?
00:23:41Thank you, Harvey.
00:23:48Was that your parents?
00:23:50No, actually my parents are dead.
00:23:55I'm sorry.
00:23:58I'll take you home.
00:24:00You really don't have to do that.
00:24:08Thanks for the ride.
00:24:10Where were you?
00:24:11We were waiting for you.
00:24:12It was kind of a thing.
00:24:14Sorry.
00:24:15It's okay.
00:24:16We were just...
00:24:16I'm scared shitless.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:19I'm glad you're alright.
00:24:22Hey.
00:24:24Miss Rose got home safe.
00:24:26So, I'm off to the bar.
00:24:29Oh, uh, there was some guy there, though.
00:24:31He was, like, pushing her around.
00:24:33What?
00:24:33Who?
00:24:36I couldn't get a good look at him.
00:24:38But they went inside together.
00:24:41Now, she is obviously after you.
00:24:44So, why don't you just fire her?
00:24:46We need her expertise.
00:24:48And as a professor, I should keep an eye on her.
00:24:51Yeah, good excuse.
00:24:54Look into her supposed husband.
00:25:13We haven't spent any time together.
00:25:16Could you please sleep with me tonight?
00:25:21We're getting a divorce after you graduate.
00:25:24So, don't get any ideas.
00:25:28I'll come back after you're dressed.
00:25:36I want to let real Niamh take you away from me.
00:25:49Wait, so he carried you home.
00:25:51He's totally in love with you.
00:25:53Advance congratulations on graduating early.
00:25:57It's...
00:26:02Stay the fuck away from me.
00:26:06We are never going to happen?
00:26:10He's playing me like a damn puppet.
00:26:13You know how men are.
00:26:15They treat women like easy come, easy go.
00:26:18It's textbook Matthew effect.
00:26:21I shook my hand too soon.
00:26:23Don't give up that easy.
00:26:24We still have plan B.
00:26:26The cold shovel there.
00:26:29Maybe he's just stubborn.
00:26:35Take this.
00:26:36It was developed by my department.
00:26:38It can monitor the wearer's heartbeat and brain waves.
00:26:42Emma, you are a genius.
00:26:46Leo Bryan, you ain't seen nothing yet.
00:27:03God.
00:27:11Breathe.
00:27:12Eating alone, Professor Bryan?
00:27:14I usually lunch on my own, but you're welcome to join me.
00:27:18I'm sorry for the misunderstanding.
00:27:21I just wanted to borrow this.
00:27:23You're not really my type.
00:27:41Oh yeah, nice work.
00:27:43He's definitely jealous.
00:27:59How can feelings just disappear like that?
00:28:03Enough.
00:28:07How can Mia say I'm not her type?
00:28:09It seems like you care about her more than you should, Professor.
00:28:14I found something on her husband.
00:28:22Seems like she's secretly married.
00:28:25None of her classmates know.
00:28:27We need a P.I.
00:28:32She's too innocent.
00:28:33I'm afraid that someone was going to take advantage of her.
00:28:36I've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her.
00:28:40She lives in a shady part of town.
00:28:43Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:28:51Professor Bryan, I need the afternoon off.
00:28:55Why?
00:28:56Well, if you must know, I have a date.
00:29:00With who?
00:29:01Now that is really none of your business.
00:29:05You can't.
00:29:06I need you this afternoon.
00:29:08Miss Assistant.
00:29:18And it's totally working.
00:29:20Please take me out of the shopping.
00:29:23Careful.
00:29:25What are you talking to?
00:29:27It's private.
00:29:29What, are you trying to spy on your assistant?
00:29:31Why don't you help me pick something out?
00:29:35Which one do you like?
00:29:43Try it on.
00:29:45It's for a birthday present.
00:29:47How did you know that tomorrow's my birthday?
00:29:51Tomorrow's your birthday?
00:29:52June, under the red moon
00:29:58Only a blanket of stars
00:30:01To keep us warm
00:30:04Same name, hometown, and birthday?
00:30:09Way too many coincidences.
00:30:11And I'm starting to meet you
00:30:13Things that we are never
00:30:15These are gorgeous.
00:30:21Are they really for me?
00:30:23I
00:30:23Actually, they're
00:30:26A gift for someone else.
00:30:30If I didn't know better
00:30:32I think this Mia was my wife.
00:30:34Sorry.
00:30:36Um
00:30:37My mistake.
00:30:40Shit
00:30:40Is he interested in someone else?
00:30:43Pick up the pace, Mia.
00:31:00Hold on.
00:31:06You look beautiful in them.
00:31:08Now why would you give me something so nice?
00:31:11If you don't look good
00:31:12It makes me look like a bad boss.
00:31:15Here
00:31:17Have this fitness bracelet
00:31:19As a gift
00:31:27Hey, what's up?
00:31:29Yes, I will see you at the bar later tonight.
00:31:35Who are you going out with?
00:31:39Who are you going out with?
00:31:41I am off the clock, boss.
00:31:44Don't worry about me.
00:31:47She lives in a shady part of town.
00:31:49Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:31:53You can't go out to a bar at night.
00:31:55It's dangerous.
00:31:57What?
00:31:57Do you like me or something?
00:32:01Just admit you're jealous.
00:32:04You're not going out tonight.
00:32:06You're going back to the lab
00:32:09to run some tests.
00:32:11But I need to be ASAP.
00:32:32What is this?
00:32:36What is this?
00:32:38That is a luminol test.
00:32:42The hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline.
00:32:45It makes this oxidization with the iron, which...
00:32:51Explain it like I'm five.
00:32:53Take us, for example.
00:32:56We reacted before we even knew it.
00:32:59Kind of looks like a galaxy, don't you think?
00:33:03It does.
00:33:10Your heart is racing.
00:33:12It must be broken.
00:33:17Midnight.
00:33:19Happy birthday.
00:33:22We've worked hard today.
00:33:25Make a wish.
00:33:26I haven't even begun to think about that.
00:33:30I have an idea.
00:33:50You know, it's a shame that the stars aren't out tonight.
00:33:56I love you.
00:33:59Mia.
00:34:03Oh, my God.
00:34:04It's beautiful.
00:34:06I love the stars.
00:34:33You know, I haven't really gotten the chance
00:34:36to look at the stars since my parents passed.
00:34:40So, thank you, Professor Gregg.
00:34:44It's my pleasure.
00:34:53You're the listener.
00:34:55I know, Junior.
00:34:57You're drunk.
00:35:01Step number five, and Mia's going to go to romance.
00:35:06Take risks.
00:35:08Mia's going to romance?
00:35:10What are you talking about?
00:35:29Why are you naked?
00:35:33What happened last night?
00:35:35Are you afraid we forgot to cuddle?
00:35:37Come on, dumbass.
00:35:38Remember.
00:35:39Remember.
00:35:44Remember.
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00:35:46Remember.
00:35:47Remember.
00:35:49Remember.
00:35:49Remember.
00:35:50Remember.
00:35:50Remember.
00:35:51Remember.
00:35:52Remember.
00:35:53Remember.
00:35:53Remember.
00:35:54Remember.
00:35:55Remember.
00:35:56Remember.
00:35:56Remember.
00:35:57Remember.
00:35:58Remember.
00:35:59Remember.
00:36:01Remember.
00:36:15Oh, God, that was close.
00:36:18Why are you so relieved?
00:36:20Back up, Professor.
00:36:22You getting cold feet?
00:36:25Remember, it was you that kissed me the day we met.
00:36:28Total accident.
00:36:30I swear.
00:36:31My bad.
00:36:35I'm gonna go shower.
00:36:50Stata is all over this place.
00:36:55Maybe he does like me.
00:36:57Maybe he does like me.
00:37:05Holy shit, they slept together.
00:37:11That bitch.
00:37:13Fucked her, Professor.
00:37:14Just graduated.
00:37:21I need another favor.
00:37:23Can you take some divorce papers to my husband?
00:37:27Oh, sure, Bessie.
00:37:29Let's meet at the bar.
00:37:30All right.
00:37:33Utilizing the halo effect is step nine in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:37:38Edward L. Thorndike theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love.
00:37:45No.
00:37:46No, I'm not in love with him.
00:37:51Careful, ma'am.
00:37:54Oh, it's blinding.
00:37:59Um, I have to go write some messes.
00:38:07My whole thesis is out the window.
00:38:10Science is a joke.
00:38:15You got me there.
00:38:18Apparently no scientific explanation for that.
00:38:20Hello.
00:38:24Hello.
00:38:26Lily, oh my gosh.
00:38:28How are you?
00:38:29I'm feeling great.
00:38:31My boyfriend is so obsessed with me.
00:38:33He's showing me with cash.
00:38:36So lucky.
00:38:37Yeah.
00:38:37You must have really good taste.
00:38:40See that?
00:38:41Wow.
00:38:44That's beautiful.
00:38:45He must love spending money on you.
00:38:47Yes, he does.
00:38:49Oh, I do have a favor to ask you.
00:38:55Would you mind giving these divorce papers to my husband?
00:38:59Please?
00:39:01Please don't rush me.
00:39:04Actually, is that it?
00:39:05I have to go.
00:39:06Lily, what's gotten into you?
00:39:08You've been acting different ever since you started dating that guy.
00:39:12Can I at least meet him?
00:39:15It's okay.
00:39:16He's a very busy man.
00:39:17I have to go.
00:39:18Uh, bye.
00:39:22You sure have some generous friends, Mia.
00:39:25What's that supposed to mean?
00:39:27She saw you like the necklace so much she let you keep it.
00:39:30And for free, too.
00:39:33I should give this back.
00:39:38Hey, cutie.
00:39:39You're here to pick me up.
00:39:41I was on the way.
00:39:46Uh, I feel sick.
00:39:49What's wrong?
00:39:52Uh, can we go?
00:40:01Mia?
00:40:02Professor Brian?
00:40:03What are you doing here?
00:40:05My friend.
00:40:06She lost this necklace trying to get back to her.
00:40:10Uh, I gotta find her.
00:40:17Sorry.
00:40:30She had the necklace I gave you.
00:40:33How do you know her?
00:40:34I know her from high school.
00:40:36We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:40:40Why were you hiding from her?
00:40:42Uh, she wants me to lend her some cash.
00:40:46Not interested.
00:40:47Yep.
00:40:49She's the worst.
00:40:51Should stay away from her.
00:40:53I know her.
00:40:55What you're saying doesn't sound like you two are friends.
00:41:00I guess I'll give it to her later.
00:41:10Mia Rose?
00:41:11I'm Grace, your mother-in-law.
00:41:21Sweetheart, I heard you want a divorce.
00:41:24That's true, but you don't have to worry about me.
00:41:31My son gave this to you, right?
00:41:34No, actually, that's my friend Lily's.
00:41:37Impossible.
00:41:38I helped them pick it out.
00:41:40I'm positive.
00:41:41Lily accepted a gift from him?
00:41:44Mia, I promised your mom I'd look after you.
00:41:49Please talk to my son.
00:41:59Look, Sticky, how's your experiment coming along?
00:42:02Well, if you look at the graph here, you can see the time and location.
00:42:05Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait.
00:42:05Cut to the point, okay?
00:42:07He kissed me, and his heart rate reached 130.
00:42:09Oh, Betty.
00:42:10Mine would reach 132 if I got one million in grunts.
00:42:13What more do you want from me?
00:42:15How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:42:18What?
00:42:19Who's in love with Mia?
00:42:25She has a secret admirer.
00:42:26I think we need to congratulate her.
00:42:29Really?
00:42:31Who?
00:42:45Am I here just so you can watch me work?
00:42:49Running a laundry for the new AI next week.
00:42:51After that, I'm leaving.
00:42:54What?
00:42:55Remember about your credits, Mia?
00:42:57You've been a great assistant.
00:43:00Is he really leaving?
00:43:03So, he wants to make Leo admit that he loves you.
00:43:07The old farts-playing matchmaker.
00:43:08But he's leaving so soon.
00:43:11Do you have enough time?
00:43:12Never fear.
00:43:14David is here.
00:43:17Quick.
00:43:18What's step six to Mia's guide to love?
00:43:21Make your target jealous?
00:43:23Exactly.
00:43:24We need the perfect rival.
00:43:33You need the perfect rival for Leo.
00:43:40The perfect rival!
00:43:46We need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous!
00:43:49What are you doing?
00:43:51You have got to be kidding me.
00:43:55Plus, influential authors at the center.
00:43:57That's me.
00:43:58I think.
00:43:59Hey, babe.
00:44:03You up for lunch?
00:44:07Kat, just come into the cafe with me.
00:44:09I'm actually a little busy.
00:44:13Sounds fun.
00:44:29Dang, Mia.
00:44:30I can't get over just how gorgeous you are.
00:44:33I feel the same way.
00:44:36I just love how open and honest you are.
00:44:42Too slow.
00:44:43Time for the final blow.
00:44:44You dare!
00:44:52Can't you see she's not into you?
00:44:54You wish, dude.
00:44:56I know the code to her apartment.
00:44:57We're, like, close close.
00:44:59Is that so?
00:45:01Yeah.
00:45:02Of course.
00:45:07Fine.
00:45:09Enjoy your dessert.
00:45:38What just happened?
00:45:40You're on.
00:46:08You're on.
00:46:10I don't care about people at all.
00:46:15Don't worry.
00:46:16I'll be careful.
00:46:17Just...
00:46:18Look.
00:46:18Rest it on here.
00:46:30He seems to have you all riled up.
00:46:34Well, you're my assistant.
00:46:37Why can't you just be honest?
00:46:41Oh!
00:46:43I'll get that.
00:46:49I finally took the leap, but...
00:46:54Could you get that?
00:46:55It might be important.
00:46:59Looks like it's your mom.
00:47:06Mom.
00:47:07Oh, hi.
00:47:08Your wife and I are meeting up tonight.
00:47:10I want you to come.
00:47:11You and Mia?
00:47:15You and Mia?
00:47:18I can't.
00:47:19I'm busy.
00:47:20All right.
00:47:20I'll see you there tonight, hon.
00:47:33Professor, I need the night off.
00:47:37Fine.
00:47:37I'll take you home.
00:47:41You live here, too?
00:47:43Yeah.
00:47:44This is the place.
00:47:46You know, uh, Mia?
00:47:48What?
00:47:52I've got the research results on David.
00:47:54He's actually...
00:47:58Who's David to?
00:48:01I've known him forever.
00:48:02He's always been really good to me.
00:48:06I got somewhere to be.
00:48:11He seems upset.
00:48:13I know it seems like it's working.
00:48:20Mia.
00:48:22Hello, sweetheart.
00:48:24I'm great.
00:48:25I'm sorry.
00:48:26Looks like Leo stood us up.
00:48:28It's okay.
00:48:28No worries.
00:48:30Good.
00:48:31Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:48:34You were all alone at your wedding a year ago.
00:48:46I do.
00:48:50My son missed it because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas.
00:48:55I understand.
00:48:57Give him another chance.
00:48:59He's working at your school now.
00:49:02Maybe it's fate.
00:49:05Really?
00:49:10Professor, what are you doing here?
00:49:13Stay away from David.
00:49:15He's...
00:49:16Oh, my God.
00:49:19Oh, you are wasted.
00:49:21He's playing you.
00:49:22Yeah, I know.
00:49:24What?
00:49:24They're my friends.
00:49:25They always get drunk and stay at my place.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:30You're a waste you for him.
00:49:32It's really no big deal.
00:49:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:49:37Yeah, drink, man.
00:49:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:49:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:49:43Whoa, whoa.
00:49:45What the hell is wrong with you?
00:49:47He is drunk.
00:49:49Why would you do that?
00:49:50Oh.
00:49:54I don't like when he takes advantage of you.
00:49:58I don't like when he takes advantage of you.
00:50:02I'm going to ask you one more time.
00:50:05Do you like me?
00:50:09Then start acting like my professor.
00:50:13I'm sorry.
00:50:18Why am I disappointed?
00:50:20I don't have feelings for him, right?
00:50:26I've been waiting for you forever.
00:50:28Sorry I missed dinner with my mom today.
00:50:31I met your mom today.
00:50:34I'm sure it's so bad that you couldn't come.
00:50:39We had a great conversation.
00:50:41She always wanted that ring.
00:50:43Um, what ring?
00:50:46The one she traded with your mom.
00:50:49Oh.
00:50:53Lily, what's wrong?
00:50:55Can I ask you something?
00:50:58Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:51:05Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:51:09Yeah?
00:51:10Could you please borrow this to me?
00:51:13Oh, Lily, you know I would do anything for you, but that's the last thing my mom gave me before
00:51:19she passed away, so.
00:51:22Fine, but at least can you drink with me?
00:51:27Okay.
00:51:28Cheers to me, single, I guess.
00:51:30Cheers.
00:51:33Cheers.
00:51:42Cheers.
00:51:47Cheers.
00:51:48Cheers.
00:51:52Cheers.
00:51:52Cheers.
00:51:53Cheers.
00:51:55Cheers.
00:51:57Cheers.
00:51:58Cheers.
00:51:59Cheers.
00:52:00Cheers.
00:52:01Cheers.
00:52:02I'm so tired.
00:52:21Professor Brian.
00:52:23I need you to come to MIT tonight with me for a seminar.
00:52:28Why is everything so last minute with you?
00:52:31I have a life, too, you know?
00:52:33So stop meddling.
00:52:35I am so pissed off.
00:52:38He always gets me heated.
00:52:43Is that Emma and David in there?
00:53:01Hey!
00:53:03Fancy seeing you here!
00:53:04What is this?
00:53:05Time to fess up.
00:53:06This is too far.
00:53:07I told you he was playing you.
00:53:09There's your proof.
00:53:10No.
00:53:11Just let him also understand and admit his feelings for you.
00:53:13This is our plan B.
00:53:15Let's continue the scene.
00:53:16Okay, actually, they are just...
00:53:18Oh, no!
00:53:19You caught us!
00:53:21Mwah!
00:53:23I won't let them take you from me.
00:53:25And you know what?
00:53:25Emma's hotter than you anyway, Mia.
00:53:29Oh, my God!
00:53:33God, I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:53:37And she still owes us big time, right, Emma?
00:53:42Emma, why are you so quiet?
00:53:48Who said you can kiss me?
00:53:52Emma!
00:53:53Wait!
00:53:57So you followed me because you were worried about me?
00:54:02You were right.
00:54:04I have to be honest.
00:54:13What do you mean to ask?
00:54:15What is this actually for?
00:54:17It detects your heart, right?
00:54:20So you giving it to me was...
00:54:23intentional?
00:54:38Shit, he can't see my plan.
00:54:41No!
00:54:53Professor Bryant.
00:54:58Professor Bryant.
00:55:01Call me Leo.
00:55:02Leo?
00:55:03Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:55:06I think you crossed that line a long time ago.
00:55:10What do you mean by that?
00:55:12I can't take my eyes off you.
00:55:14I'm always worried about you.
00:55:17Why?
00:55:19I don't need your sympathy.
00:55:27Leo.
00:55:40What more do you want from me?
00:55:42How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:55:45Do you love me?
00:55:54I need some time.
00:55:56Okay, how's 24 days?
00:56:00That's oddly specific.
00:56:03I just can't wait.
00:56:05I need to take care of something first.
00:56:08What is it?
00:56:12Actually, I'm married.
00:56:19Actually, I'm married.
00:56:23It was something my parents arranged.
00:56:25I swear, I haven't touched her.
00:56:29I'm going to handle it as soon as possible.
00:56:32It's too late for that.
00:56:35Get out.
00:56:45If I had known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:56:52Sorry, I sent the wrong picture.
00:56:54This is my son.
00:56:56Let's go diving sometime.
00:56:58He looks familiar.
00:57:04I am on the wilderness safari.
00:57:06Leave a message if you need any.
00:57:17Do you want a divorce?
00:57:20I shouldn't have had you move in.
00:57:23Take this as an apology.
00:57:25Let's talk about this later.
00:57:27I don't feel very good.
00:57:30Can we stay like this?
00:57:37It's my parents' death anniversary very soon.
00:57:48I've already made up my mind.
00:57:50I'm not moving out.
00:57:52Then I'm leaving.
00:58:28I'm leaving.
00:58:29I'm leaving.
00:58:30Let's take her down.
00:58:31What's the plan?
00:58:48Here are the plans for the press conference.
00:58:58Professor, what's your wife like?
00:59:02She means nothing to me.
00:59:04Then why did you marry her?
00:59:07Mia.
00:59:08I'm sorry, I...
00:59:10If I crush this press conference, then can you promise me something?
00:59:16What?
00:59:18Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife.
00:59:27You really want to meet her?
00:59:29This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen.
00:59:39Alright, I promise.
00:59:44Whoa, he really does look like Leah.
00:59:46What are they, twins or something?
00:59:48Did Lily give your husband those divorce papers?
00:59:52Nope.
00:59:54She's been avoiding me for some reason.
00:59:57Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:00:02I wouldn't put it past him.
01:00:03There's no way.
01:00:04We've been best friends for forever.
01:00:08Anyway, can someone help me with the conference?
01:00:11I need to figure out how to get more engagement.
01:00:15Oh, my God.
01:00:17What's wrong?
01:00:20Someone's calling Mia a homewrecker on the campus forums.
01:00:23Shit.
01:00:24No one's gonna believe her.
01:00:25What are we gonna do?
01:00:27What are we gonna do?
01:00:32Those people are so crazy.
01:00:35Talking about you are disgusting.
01:00:38You shouldn't have to go through this.
01:00:41Thanks.
01:00:42It's like every time I open my phone.
01:00:44Oh, wait.
01:00:47Take this.
01:00:50This guy helps me a lot.
01:00:52He helped me to delay the application once.
01:00:55He's a kind of weird person, but he's also reliable.
01:01:01Are you sure?
01:01:02Absolutely.
01:01:03Just tell him Lil sent you.
01:01:05And then he might be giving you a discount.
01:01:10Okay.
01:01:13Remember to say a good word for me to Professor Bryant.
01:01:18You.
01:01:34Victor?
01:01:36Babe.
01:01:41I've already wiped 90% of the search results.
01:01:44Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors too?
01:01:46Um.
01:01:47Yeah.
01:01:48Sure.
01:01:51It's amazing.
01:01:53You're amazing.
01:01:54People have no idea what real digital control means.
01:01:57You know.
01:01:59I can even make every man forget you ever existed.
01:02:12Wait.
01:02:14Victor Monroe.
01:02:24Hanson.
01:02:25Come with me now.
01:02:26No.
01:02:30What are you doing?
01:02:32What are you doing?
01:02:33Stop.
01:02:34Somebody help me.
01:02:36Stop it.
01:02:41Stop.
01:02:42Somebody help me.
01:02:43Whoa.
01:02:49Oh.
01:02:50Oh, Leo.
01:02:51Leo, stop.
01:02:52I'll take care of you, all right?
01:02:54The police are on the way!
01:02:58Get the hell out of here!
01:03:01It's okay. You're safe now.
01:03:06You're safe now.
01:03:09I'm so glad you're okay.
01:03:13Thank you for saving me.
01:03:15I'm still so scared even now.
01:03:18I was afraid I might lose you.
01:03:23You should get some rest.
01:03:53No kissing. Not yet.
01:03:57Why?
01:04:00You have a wife. Hello.
01:04:05In the middle of the night, no matter what dream I was.
01:04:15See you at the conference tomorrow, Professor Bryant.
01:04:20In the middle of the night, follow you right.
01:04:28Humans crave intimacy.
01:04:31Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves.
01:04:35The Bryant Group's AI uses emotional computing
01:04:38to expand the limits of virtual companionship.
01:04:47And I can't believe I did it.
01:04:49You did a great job.
01:04:52I'll keep my promise.
01:04:53Please welcome Mr. Lee O'Brien, CEO of Bryant Group.
01:05:02And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech.
01:05:06I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:05:09The Bryant Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology.
01:05:14And with your help, we plan to continue that for many years to come.
01:05:18Leo, Brian, and Mia Rose.
01:05:24He's my...
01:05:28He's my husband.
01:05:37Hello, everyone.
01:05:43Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife.
01:05:49What are you doing?
01:05:50How long are you going to hide me, baby?
01:05:53Let me go.
01:05:54Hey, let's go this way.
01:05:55Come on.
01:05:56Let me go.
01:05:57Leo, I love you.
01:05:59Get her out of here.
01:06:00Let me go.
01:06:01Leo, baby, I love you.
01:06:03Why are you doing this to me?
01:06:12Let me go.
01:06:16I mean, what happened?
01:06:18We just saw Mia running out.
01:06:20Where'd she go?
01:06:24You're useless as ever.
01:06:28What?
01:06:30What?
01:06:35You're useless as ever.
01:06:38I mean, what happened?
01:06:39once a crybaby always a crybaby movie actually I should thank you because me
01:06:49and Leo hit it off and I moved in with him what well you know him she's I see
01:07:00but not with me of course you are ruining everything why wouldn't you tell me sooner
01:07:10didn't want to hurt your feelings but he said he would get rid of you I know Leon he would
01:07:18never do that to me oh yeah well let's wait and see who we all choose
01:07:39Mia Mia the hell is Mia I know where she is
01:07:53where why did you crash the press conference
01:08:04she's there
01:08:13you did that on purpose yes and if I can't have you no one can
01:08:21yeah
01:08:28the final step in Mia's guide to romance an avoidant attachment style can protect you
01:08:34from getting hurt Mia I'm sorry I didn't mean to get
01:08:40you wrapped up in all of this nothing happened please believe me Leo all my
01:08:48fault I'm not good at expressing myself I kept ignoring my feelings for you I'm sorry I
01:08:59started all of this you don't have to forgive me just please let me come in and
01:09:04make sure you're okay yeah guess what I have a bunny
01:09:16gotten a bunny that you can go of it
01:09:30yeah I guess I'm sorry I need to come clean
01:09:36yeah I'm sorry Brian I need to come clean
01:09:46I've been planning this from the beginning.
01:09:49This fitness tracker?
01:09:51I've been using it to collect data.
01:09:55I never really loved you.
01:09:57So now we're Ethan.
01:09:59I don't believe you.
01:10:03Experiment is over.
01:10:05We're over.
01:10:11You're quitting your experiment?
01:10:13Why?
01:10:14I just can't do it.
01:10:17Worst case scenario, just graduate late, okay?
01:10:20Graduate late?
01:10:21That's not like you.
01:10:23Sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:10:39Wait.
01:10:41Are you crying?
01:10:44What's wrong?
01:10:47Mia, I don't have much time.
01:10:48I'm going away on a business trip.
01:10:50Safe travels.
01:10:51Please.
01:10:52I want to tell you something.
01:10:53Just listen to me.
01:10:56I...
01:10:59What's that?
01:10:59I know you have a wife, and I know she's pregnant.
01:11:04Take care.
01:11:05I got a dark side.
01:11:07They try to tell me I should hide my scary dark side.
01:11:14I try to act like I got it all under control, but it's so bad.
01:11:19It's so bad.
01:11:20You look like a mess, man.
01:11:23Thanks.
01:11:23Why don't you expose Lily for the bitch that she is?
01:11:27Because she used to be my friend.
01:11:31And besides, she's pregnant now.
01:11:35How do you know it's Leo's?
01:11:38It doesn't matter, okay?
01:11:40Leo left, and he's already dead to me.
01:11:44Stop moping around.
01:11:47Yeah.
01:11:48You know what?
01:11:49Get your ass up.
01:11:51We're going to the graduation party tonight.
01:11:53Oh.
01:11:55All I remember is we stayed up way past three.
01:11:59Think we're falling hard and I blame gravity.
01:12:03Now it's morning.
01:12:04Get your breath.
01:12:06Hold your breath.
01:12:22Not the halo effect again.
01:12:27Split the wishbone to the straws.
01:12:32I had no idea Professor Bryan was going to be here tonight.
01:12:36I heard he's a starry knight.
01:12:38That's a stupid name.
01:12:40Come on.
01:12:41The starry knight ball is a school tradition.
01:12:44Every year the student council picks three knights,
01:12:46and at the end of the ball we get to bid for it
01:12:49to see who gets the chance to dance.
01:12:51It's fun, isn't it?
01:12:53It's today.
01:12:54You should place a bid.
01:12:55Or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else?
01:12:57Emma, cut it out, okay?
01:12:59I didn't come here to dance with Leo.
01:13:01I came here for the student line-up photos
01:13:04so he can dance with whoever he wants to.
01:13:07Come on, Mia. It's been a whole week.
01:13:09How are you really going to wear this gorgeous dress
01:13:11just to hide in the corner like some painting on the wall?
01:13:14Are you really okay with this?
01:13:17Look at him.
01:13:18Standing there.
01:13:19Like, nothing ever happens.
01:13:21Seeking up all that attention from those love-struck girls.
01:13:25Even if you are moving on,
01:13:27you should at least tell him to his face.
01:13:29Where's the fearless mirror from before?
01:13:31Don't you want to know he's thinking?
01:13:33Don't you have the guts to place a bid?
01:13:39Hey, everybody.
01:13:40Welcome to the starry knight party.
01:13:42First up, please welcome our knights of the starry knight.
01:13:48First up, we'll auction off Sir Leo Bryan.
01:13:58500.
01:14:00600!
01:14:05800!
01:14:081,000!
01:14:101,500!
01:14:121,500!
01:14:131,500!
01:14:14Look, they're about to get what they want.
01:14:16Maybe he's waiting for you.
01:14:17Don't you want to know what he has to say?
01:14:202,000!
01:14:212,000!
01:14:222,000 here!
01:14:23Or maybe he'll tell Amy that Mia is such a fool.
01:14:262,000!
01:14:363,000!
01:14:383,000!
01:14:411,500!
01:14:433,000!
01:14:432,000!
01:14:453,000!
01:14:533,000 coin once,
01:15:13That's right.
01:15:14You can hurt me as much as you like.
01:15:17You paid for me.
01:15:20Should we end this now?
01:15:23Don't be so hasty, doctor.
01:15:25It's not supposed to be right.
01:15:32You're the real Mia.
01:15:35My Mia.
01:15:38Although I'd have to admit,
01:15:41getting someone to pretend to be you
01:15:43is creative.
01:15:46Lily isn't pregnant.
01:15:48Anson checked.
01:15:50The tests were fake.
01:15:54It's not supposed to be right.
01:15:57Shall we get out of here?
01:15:59Mrs. Bryant.
01:16:09Are you in a rush or something?
01:16:12I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
01:16:14We can't turn back the clock.
01:16:18So let's make the most of every moment now.
01:16:27So, what's your theory behind our love?
01:16:32Let me run some calculations.
01:16:39Let me run some calculations.
01:16:41You have to say the magic words.
01:16:45I love you.
01:16:49Nothing can stop you.
01:16:52No, nothing can stop you.
01:16:56Follow your heart.
01:16:57I won't stay wrong.
01:17:06Go.
01:17:07Get out.
01:17:08You can't do this to me.
01:17:10You're just a maid.
01:17:11I'm going to say this to Leo.
01:17:14I'm not a maid.
01:17:15I am his mother.
01:17:17There he is.
01:17:18Go ahead.
01:17:20Tell him.
01:17:21Leo.
01:17:24Mia, you tricked me too.
01:17:30Mia, you tricked me too.
01:17:33Then why did you steal her ring?
01:17:36Mia, I'm so sorry.
01:17:38I missed you.
01:17:38Don't ever speak to me again.
01:17:41Don't touch me.
01:17:44Mia.
01:17:49If you change your mind, you have three more days to submit your paper.
01:17:54Thank you so much, Professor.
01:17:57What was that?
01:18:02So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:18:05Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:18:11Congratulations, baby.
01:18:13Looks like my experiment is over.
01:18:15I am not done researching.
01:18:19How much I love you.
01:18:25Hey.
01:18:27You stole something.
01:18:29What?
01:18:29Come closer.
01:18:31Closer.
01:18:34Closer.
01:18:36There.
01:18:37Now we're even.
01:18:40Emma!
01:18:41Wait!
01:18:50Leo?
01:18:52Are you here?
01:18:55Are you here?
01:18:57Are you here?
01:19:01Are you here?
01:19:13You're just in time.
01:19:15Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:19:18I'll never be alone again.
01:19:30Miroz, will he be my wife?
01:19:34Again.
01:19:40Miroz, will he be my wife?
01:19:44Again.
01:19:46Of course.
01:20:03By the way, I saw your little whiteboard experiment the first time I came here.
01:20:10What?
01:20:11I'm just glad I was your guinea pig.
01:20:14Looks like you've been standing up on me's guide to romance.
01:20:17I've done some research of my own.
01:20:21Can we talk about anything else?
01:20:25No.
01:20:26Your professor has some academic theories he'd like to discuss with you.
01:20:32For example, where he should begin kissing you.
01:20:38Here.
01:20:43Here.
01:20:48Here.
01:20:53It's all that I want, all that I'm asking.
01:20:57Here.
01:21:02Love, love, love me.
01:21:04Right, Professor Bryant.
01:21:06I think we should continue this conversation elsewhere.
01:21:10Love, love, love me.
01:21:14As I am.
01:21:16Love, love, love me.
01:21:19Love, love me.
01:21:21Love, love me.
01:21:21Love, love me.
01:21:23Love, love me.
01:21:23Love, love me.
01:21:23Love, love me.
01:21:24Love, love me.
01:21:24Love, love me.
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