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00:00You
00:07Come on
00:09Dude, come on, wait
00:12Sorry, man, coach said one more D and you're out of here
00:16It's for your own good. Tell us you want for me. I'm a baseball player not a biologist. I don't
00:20know be smarter
00:25Prick
00:35Um you okay living my best life
00:42Why
00:45You offer to cheer me up
00:52Sorry
00:52All right um
00:59Good luck with everything
01:25Hey, roomie roomie
01:32sorry flyer this morning i am in need of a place to live and you are needed roommates
01:41sorry that um that flyer was meant for someone more like me someone quiet and academic and
01:49well a girl and i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's
01:54sluttiest baseball player to be my new roommate so quite the reputation
02:04sorry i uh i didn't mean to it's okay
02:08you know there's more to me than all that right
02:14like what
02:17we're making mean lasagna
02:22um i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit beggars can't be
02:25choosers
02:26what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:31it's the first of the month just give me a shot all right move my heads kick me out no
02:36hard feelings
02:40but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:52i don't even know
02:56this is like a few times
02:58like there's no evidence there's no kegs
03:06zeke quick question um why are you throwing a rager at 2 p.m on a tuesday
03:13guys you need to get out more this is a hang it's not a rager
03:19all right go accept the cake or something all right bro
03:27look i failed a bio test okay thought i'd blow off some steam
03:31okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called generic and i'm inspiring so
03:36could you please just oh what are you
03:42you know what's inspiring dancing right come on
03:50come on loosen up you know what i mean it'll help your art i promise
03:56there you go there she is shut up
04:03zeke
04:06hands off your roommate go herd your animals okay
04:12i'm tessa hi
04:15please forgive my man horrible brother and thank you for housing him he is a mess
04:20i've noticed he just needs a friend oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys so
04:26to new friends
04:31hmm
04:51so what do you say babe i'll pitch you catch
04:56oh um sorry i i don't really i don't really play i'm i'm just a fan
05:14not your type what fabian who's flirting with you right flirting with me that's that's a good one
05:24yeah flirting are you seriously that inexperienced
05:30no
05:34fine if you must know
05:38i've never even been kissed before so you've never been kissed
05:44i was always the the weird art girl
05:50i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:57what about a what about a sex tutor
06:02yeah yeah very funny and and where do you suppose i found one of those it's not something that you
06:07can put
06:07up a flyer for
06:15you you're you're funny it's it's a joke
06:19right
06:20oh not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right you know sluttiest baseball
06:26player on campus
06:29stop you're you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me i'm not
06:35no
06:37i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then
06:40so well a girl like you clearly makes good grades i could use a tutor myself
06:50coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts that means
06:54no yankees you like the yankees focus
07:02you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:08so
07:10we'd like
07:12date no no strictly educational no feelings i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:24right okay let me guess you want a sweetheart huh some good romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and
07:34write you poetry
07:38what's wrong with that nothing there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:46you deserve everything you want
07:52that's not me
07:55what do you say you owe me it's my final and i hope you find the one
08:03deal
08:07how about
08:09will you seal the deal with your first kiss
08:33i'll save it for when you're alone
08:37let's go have some fun yeah
08:46first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash dude that's nasty
08:52zeke you want in what the hell dude she's a person not a bet
08:58chill bro all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor can you please not mess it up with
09:02my roommate
09:03she's a big girl she can handle herself
09:08she's off limits you hear me
09:11or what or i'll kick your ass
09:15yeah okay beat it i got business to take care of
09:19but you're lucky this is her house
09:22look ignore him all right first one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash
09:31i think that's enough studying for today
09:41so you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:47well i should warn you that this
09:50is a dodger home
09:52dodger home
09:55not anymore
09:58you're not even recruited yet no it's coming
10:03you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
10:07yeah that's if you don't flunk out
10:09i know funny
10:13well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:23so now that we're
10:25alone
10:31so i don't know how it feels to be kissed
10:51i don't know how
10:55how do i
10:58lesson one
11:01trust yourself
11:04breathe
11:06just
11:08follow what feels good
11:14don't hold back
11:16beautiful
11:21um
11:23i'm sorry you uh
11:26you don't have to do this
11:29what
11:33pretend you want me
11:36i'm not pretending
11:39are you sure
11:42what makes you think otherwise
11:48because
11:51in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:56i am a fat loser with
11:59frizzy here and thunder thighs so
12:10come with me
12:13want to show you something
12:31uh-uh
12:32uh-uh
12:33eye contact is how guys know you're into them
12:38i don't like being stared at
12:40they're admiring
12:43look at yourself
12:48what are you doing
12:51putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:55why am i staring at myself this is embarrassing
13:02call it a confidence drill
13:06can i continue
13:09yeah
13:28sorry um
13:29i
13:32i'm not used to this so i
13:33you don't have to apologize
13:34i just want you
13:38to
13:39see yourself as you are
13:43beautiful
13:50lesson three
13:52ask for what you want
13:56can
13:58can
13:58we
14:03will you kiss me
14:25what was that bad did i did i do it wrong no no you
14:33you're natural really yeah don't want to get to your head
14:44well i think that we should go to bed
14:51already oh no oh my god not you and i not together separately in in our separate breaths
14:58because not together that that would be crazy
15:03you can if you want you set the pace butterfly
15:13so
15:37Study time.
15:40I was studying.
15:42I was working on my fastball.
15:44Yeah, and you need to be working on your organismal biology comprehension, which you clearly
15:48know nothing about, which is alarmingly concerning.
15:55I feel unmotivated.
15:59Come on, teach.
16:00I made my lessons fun.
16:07Okay, fine.
16:12For every answer that you get wrong, you strip.
16:17But for every answer that you get right, I'll strip.
16:24Geez.
16:25Amelia, strip tutoring?
16:28I didn't think you had it in you.
16:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:32You in or what?
16:36Bring it on.
16:40First question.
16:41Hmm?
16:42What's the role of the sodium-potassium pump?
16:47It's when you eat sugar.
16:55You're joking, right?
16:56Right?
16:59The sodium-potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient.
17:06So...
17:08Strip.
17:12Come here.
17:29I guess I should've worn a shirt.
17:37Next question.
17:38Um...
17:39What's the key to maintaining blood glucose levels?
17:44Hmm.
17:47Your turn to strip.
17:50We'll see.
17:59Insulin.
18:12That's cheating.
18:21What are you guys doing?
18:22We are just studying.
18:24Studying.
18:24Yeah.
18:26Okay.
18:28Love that.
18:29But did Zeke not tell you about the plan?
18:33I've got a game today.
18:34Tessa's here to help you get ready and bring you to the after party.
18:38Another party, Zeke.
18:39You have to study.
18:42I think it's time to practice what I taught you.
18:50Okay.
18:51We need to talk.
18:55My brother tells me that you don't know that you're an absolute babe.
19:01Oh, um...
19:02I mean, I know I'm not conventionally attractive, so...
19:06Conventional attractiveness is a myth.
19:08Anywho.
19:09I went shopping.
19:10It's like my love language or something, but...
19:13I picked you out some outfits.
19:15You...
19:15Wanna play dress up?
19:19Honestly?
19:21Yeah.
19:22Me too.
19:24Okay, let's go.
19:30Thank you for doing this.
19:32Seriously.
19:33I...
19:33I owe you one.
19:35At least I can do.
19:37For what?
19:40For helping Zeke.
19:42You literally saved his life because I was going to kill him if he flunked out.
19:48I hope I can help him.
19:50Oh, you can.
19:51He's not dumb.
19:52He just has this thing in his head that baseball and partying and getting with every girl in a five
19:56-mile radius is all he's good for.
20:05But I think he'll listen to you.
20:07He likes you.
20:08He told me so.
20:11Okay, no, no, no, no.
20:12No smiling.
20:13Okay.
20:14I'm gonna line your lips.
20:15Focus.
20:15Focus.
20:23Let's go.
20:26Dude, when you struck out that last batter, I swear.
20:29Scout's trials are on the ground.
20:31I was actually planning on throwing in...
20:41What's that?
20:42Amelia?
20:46Oh, I'm waiting.
20:49You're left with nothing.
20:51Your nose bleeding.
20:54At least there's something.
20:57See?
20:58That horror...
21:00Hey!
21:03Damn, Fabian works fast.
21:05Amanda!
21:06This is the girl I wanted to see.
21:08Listen, I want to show you something.
21:09It's just right over here.
21:10It's Amelia.
21:11Told you to leave her alone.
21:14We're just having a conversation, bro.
21:16Relax.
21:17Back off.
21:18Or he'll be watching the next game from the bench.
21:24Sorry, pal.
21:25She's coming all the way home with me tonight.
21:28What the hell?
21:29Psycho, I'm your teammate!
21:30You're a piece of trash.
21:37What the hell was that?
21:39I thought you wanted me to practice flirting.
21:41Not with him.
21:42He's trying...
21:45He's trying to take you to the upstairs tree.
21:49The what?
21:50Look, Fabian is not good enough for you.
21:52Just ignore him.
21:54Okay.
21:57Wait.
21:59What's the upstairs tree?
22:01It's a tree where we take girls and after we kiss them under it,
22:04they always ask to go upstairs with us.
22:06That's the move?
22:07Yeah.
22:09Kissing a girl under a tree?
22:12The upstairs tree.
22:13Ah.
22:13Right.
22:16When does that work?
22:17I don't know.
22:18It just does.
22:18I don't understand how a tree could do that.
22:25I will show you.
22:29Part of lesson four, allow yourself to be swept off your feet.
22:43That's just it.
22:52Okay, so the story goes,
22:54Founder planted this tree for his wife.
22:56And the seed shipped all the way from North Carolina.
22:58Dug the hole himself, watered it every day.
23:02Usually, the girl says something like,
23:04Wow, it seems like a lot of work.
23:07Wow, it seems like a lot of work.
23:08There you go.
23:09And we would say,
23:10Oh, the guy would do anything for a pretty girl.
23:12Right, but usually you'd mean it, right?
23:16I mean it right now, pretty girl.
23:19Then we would lead them.
23:22Behind the tree.
23:27And then...
23:29What?
23:32Do this.
23:45So, upstairs?
23:49No.
24:04So, what's it like living in a frat?
24:09Fun.
24:11Baseball.
24:12Parties.
24:14Girls.
24:16What about class?
24:18Yeah, I'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate.
24:21No, you.
24:23Making mean lasagna, right?
24:25Sure do.
24:27You ask nice and I'll let you taste it.
24:30It's always about the sex with you, isn't it?
24:32Well, it's what people expect from me, so...
24:36Maybe.
24:37You should try exceeding their expectations.
24:41Gotta be honest, I think this is the most I've ever talked on an upstairs trip.
24:47What does a normal upstairs trip look like?
24:51This.
25:10Zeke, stop teasing
25:12Lesson 5
25:14Patience is a virtue
25:17The build-up is half the fun
25:29All right, guy's gonna take his time
25:33Savor every inch
25:35What about lesson 3?
25:38Asking for what I want
25:40All right, butterfly
25:51What do you want?
25:54I want you to touch me
25:57For academic purposes, obviously
26:04Roman, in the spirit of education
26:08What else?
26:24I want you to kiss me
26:26Please
26:27Please
26:27A glimmer and punch
26:30A shiny butter
26:33With a golden gun
26:40Space Ace Girl Machine
26:43Space Ace Girl Machine
27:03Reminiscing already?
27:05Shut up
27:07I gotta go find Tessa
27:08But I'll be right back
27:21Wow, that's beautiful
27:24Hey, um, Emilio, right?
27:30I'm Sam
27:31Second baseman
27:32Backup pitcher
27:34Fellow artist
27:37You paint too?
27:39No, I'm an actor
27:41Aspiring anyway
27:43What kind of stuff do you make?
27:45Oh, uh, just representational art
27:46With a focus on color theory
27:48That's wow, yeah
27:50You have no idea what I just said
27:52No, not at all
27:53Oh, um, but maybe I could take you out
27:57And hear you tell me all about that
28:02Um, can I have your number?
28:07What are you doing?
28:10Well, I'm asking Emilio out
28:13You know, I thought we could talk art
28:16Since when do you care about art?
28:18Come on, man, you know I act
28:21So what do you say?
28:24I'd love to
28:25Wow
28:27She'd love to
28:30I'm looking forward to it
28:36Oh, Emilio has a date
28:38Emilio has a date
28:39Cut it out, Tessa
28:42It's just to hang out
28:44I'm gonna go get some more water
28:51Okay, spell
28:53What's going on between you two?
28:56No, I don't know what you're talking about
28:59Yeah, right
29:00I've literally never seen you this jealous
29:02I'm not jealous
29:03I'm just protecting her
29:05Because you have a huge crush on her
29:06No, I don't
29:09We're friends
29:10She doesn't see me like that
29:12Okay
29:14Emilio
29:15So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:17Be honest
29:18I think he's charming
29:20That's for sure
29:21Charming?
29:22Huh?
29:23What about really hot?
29:24Uh, zip it
29:25I asked her
29:26Not you
29:29I think he's kind
29:30And generous
29:32And super motivated
29:34But
29:35I think he sells himself short
29:39I think he's more than just
29:40A slutty baseball player
29:44Damn, bro
29:45She sees you
29:46She's a real one
29:47Alright, what about you, Zeke?
29:48What do you think of Emilio?
29:53She's, uh
29:57She's great, great roommate
29:59Total chiller
30:02Right
30:04Thanks a lot, Remy
30:24Hey
30:26So, uh
30:27When's that test again?
30:29Finals are almost over
30:32Yeah
30:32Yeah, I, uh
30:35I took it yesterday
30:38Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:40Well, I wanted to wait
30:42So I could show you
30:44My first A
30:47Oh
30:48My God
30:51You did it
30:55Well, I couldn't have done it
30:56Without you, teach
31:07I'm gonna be there
31:17Sorry
31:28So
31:28You're
31:30Going out with Sam then
31:34Yeah
31:35Um
31:37I guess it all worked out
31:43You got the A
31:46I got the guy
31:48You don't even know him
31:49I'm doing what you told me to
31:52Trusting myself
31:53And letting myself get swept off my feet
31:55Yeah, but
31:56But what?
31:58I'm not understanding the problem
32:00It's no problem
32:02What's the point of you tutoring me
32:04If you won't let me date anybody?
32:08Are you
32:09Are you jealous?
32:13Zeke
32:14No
32:20Right, cause
32:22Cause you're the one that said
32:24No feelings
32:26Yep
32:29And I guess our
32:30Our lessons are over
32:33Yeah, cool
32:35I better go get ready for my date
32:37Wish me luck
32:38Good luck
32:41Good luck
33:08Sweet treat
33:09Before the big game tomorrow
33:10I'll take my sweet treat upstairs
33:19Missed you, babe
33:21Damn, dude
33:22You know, you really are a psychopath
33:26Sorry, bro
33:31Zeke
33:35Excuse you
33:37What happened to the museum?
33:40We're meeting here
33:42We were about to head out
33:44I didn't know
33:47Right
33:49I'm gonna go wait outside
33:54You're seriously pining over those kinkles
33:57Definitely not pining over your hateful ass
33:59Don't talk about her like that
34:14It's hard to get around to her
34:16For the second time
34:29I, uh
34:31I thought you'd be with that girl
34:39How was your date with Sam?
34:44It was good
34:48Cool
34:51I'm happy for you
35:26Big talk
35:27But he just can't get it in the hall, dude
35:31Speaking of
35:31Thanks for striking out with Jen
35:32And sending her back my way
35:33Shut up
35:35Your roomie, though
35:36That is a tough nut to crack
35:38She wouldn't even let Sam kiss her
35:40What are you talking about?
35:41Hey
35:41Don't count me out
35:42You know it's not over till the fat lady's end
35:46Oh
35:47Oh
35:47Oh
35:48For sure
35:48For sure
35:50Was this about the bet?
35:51I thought you liked her
35:52No
35:53I like winning
35:55Plus it's like the best acting exercise ever
35:57Like my
35:58Oh, wait
35:59You're done
36:00You hear me?
36:02Leave her alone
36:02Don't text her
36:03Don't call her
36:03Don't even look at her
36:05Yo
36:05What the hell, dude
36:06Since when you so whipped?
36:08Yeah
36:14You're bugging out, Zeke
36:15What the hell?
36:17He needs to cool off or something
36:18He's just mad, I guess
36:20Oh
36:20Oh
36:28Zeke, what are you doing?
36:31Don't talk to Sam again
36:33I'm not doing this with you
36:35We talked about this
36:37Butterfly
36:39I was jealous
36:40I was jealous
36:40I thought of him
36:42Making you smile
36:43And
36:45Touching you
36:46Kissing you
36:47It drove me crazy
36:50He's not your man
36:52Butterfly
36:56I am
37:02I know
37:02I said I don't do feelings
37:05That I'm not boyfriend material
37:06But you changed everything for me
37:10I want to be the man you see when you look at me
37:14Amelia
37:15Would you be my girlfriend?
37:22Yeah
37:23Of course I will
37:40God, you're such a good teacher
37:43Hi
37:43What a good teacher
37:45Speaking of
37:48I think I have a few more lessons for you
37:50Oh
37:59What do you want, Butterfly?
38:03I want you to be my first
38:07Are you sure?
38:10Very sure
38:12I want you to be my first
38:12Watch me and count it out
38:13Watch me and count it out
38:21I know it was bad
38:22But I want to hear you tell me just how it happened
38:27Would you do it all again
38:29Even if it had the same exact impact
38:33Sipping on cake and screaming
38:34Dripping out words
38:35I eat it
38:36Pretty good at conceiving
38:37Dishing out how I'm treated
38:38Switching up on my meaning
38:39That don't make sense, but if this ain't okay
38:42Tryna make it go away, breakin' all the top of my face
38:44Walk to the bottom, I'm late, baby, can't you see me?
38:47I like to crash back, how you used to talk to me
38:51Flashbang, how I used to combat you
38:53It's not back, baby, can we count to three?
38:57Can't live with or without you
38:59Watch me and count it out, watch me and count it out
39:02Watch me and count it out, watch me and count it out
39:05Watch me and count it out, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
39:12Yeah, that looks really good on you
39:14Hmm?
39:16Mm-hmm
39:19Fortunately, I do have a game today, so I'm gonna need that bag
39:23Oh, yeah?
39:24Yeah
39:24Hmm
39:26Prefer it be sooner rather than later, actually
39:29So
39:31We'll just take it off right now, right?
39:36Make me
39:42It's probably just Tessa, if you ignore it
39:47Oh!
39:51Damn, dude
39:52I guess we owe you 500 bucks, huh?
39:55You sneaky bastard
39:57Fabian, get the hell out of here
39:58Seek?
40:00What is he talking about?
40:02Oh, you see, we made a bet, sweetheart
40:05On who could fuck you first
40:07Okay, that's enough
40:09Hey, feel free to come collect your cash anytime
40:12Oh, and, uh, you forgot this
40:15Toodaloo, have a nice life
40:22You know, I can explain, okay?
40:24You slept with me to win a bet?
40:25No
40:26No, I had nothing to do with it
40:27Sam did
40:29That's what I told you to stop seeing
40:31And you didn't tell me?
40:34How could you do this to me?
40:35How, how could you lie?
40:37Who's protecting you?
40:40What great job?
40:42Amelia, please
40:44Don't touch me
41:07It's Tessa
41:10I'm sorry for texting you
41:12You absolutely should have texted me
41:16No, no, he's
41:17He's your brother
41:18I just
41:19I didn't know who else to talk to
41:21You can always talk to me
41:24I used to be able to talk to him
41:26And now
41:28I can't even look at him
41:31You want me to kill him?
41:32I will kill him
41:34Tempting
41:35Tempting
41:37No, honestly
41:39This is probably for the best
41:42I never could have dated
41:43A Yankee
41:43Anyway
41:47You love him
41:48Don't you?
41:51I don't know
41:52All I know
41:53Is that I've never
41:54Felt this way
41:55About anybody
41:56It's like he's pulling me
41:58Like gravity
42:03But he doesn't feel the same way
42:04Of course he does
42:07My brother is an idiot
42:08When it comes to emotional stuff
42:10But I know he cares about you
42:13I've never seen him look at anyone
42:14The way he looks at you
42:16If you really cared about me
42:18He never would have lied
42:21God, I feel so stupid
42:25Let me talk to him
42:26I'll set him straight
42:27I swear
42:27No, no
42:28It's fine
42:31Pretty soon
42:32He'll be off in New York
42:34And we'll be in LA
42:37And we'll never have to see each other again
42:54We need to talk
42:58I don't feel like it
42:58The fact that you're out here
43:00Throwing a ball around
43:01Instead of begging
43:01For Amelia's forgiveness
43:03I know
43:03Mom raised you better
43:05She told me to leave her alone
43:07Do you care about her?
43:08Of course I do
43:10That's not the point
43:11The point is
43:12I'm not good enough for her
43:14I hurt her, Tessa
43:15It's just who I am
43:17I'm not a relationship guy
43:19You know this
43:20Okay, enough
43:21You know how to be
43:22A relationship guy?
43:24You commit
43:24To being in a relationship
43:25I mean, it's literally that easy
43:28You're more than a fuckboy
43:29You hear me?
43:31So it's time to grow up
43:32And go get your girl
43:36She deserves better than me
43:37So be better
43:47Hey
43:49Can I talk to you?
43:52If you want
44:05Are those Dodger blue and white
44:07Or Yankee blue and white?
44:09Dodger
44:10This is a Dodger's home
44:16I'm sorry
44:18Okay, I should have told you
44:19About the best sooner
44:24You should have
44:28Thought I was protecting you
44:30Thought I was doing the right thing
44:34But the right thing
44:35Isn't lying to you
44:38So I'm going to be completely honest
44:40From here on out
44:45I don't want to be just fun
44:47Butterfly
44:49When it comes to you
44:50I want to be forever
44:55I want to keep showing you
44:57How beautiful you really are
44:59I want to be that
45:00Gushy romantic guy
45:02That brings you flowers
45:04And writes you poetry
45:05I want to be everything you want
45:10Everything you deserve
45:14So tell me
45:17What do you want?
45:22I want
45:27I want to trust myself
45:31And I
45:32I want to follow
45:35What feels good
45:38And I don't want to hold back
45:42I want you
45:44Zeke
45:48You too?
45:50Of course I do
45:58Thank God
46:00Because I already asked Coach
46:01To set up a call
46:02With the Dodgers recruiter
46:04He did what?
46:07Told you
46:08This is the Dodger home
46:10I'm going to try to get signed by them
46:11Instead of the Yankees
46:12So when you move to LA
46:15We'll be there together
46:18And what if I said no?
46:23I'd have to pivot to plan B
46:26Lasagna
46:28I'm not going to fly
46:29There's a lot if I saw
46:36In mind
46:37I love you
46:37I love you
46:38Loving my love
46:41And I love you
46:43I love you
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