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My Fluke Touchdown Romance
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00:07Okay, don't screw this up.
00:30Seriously?
00:32You always choose football.
00:34And you always start fights in public.
00:37Maybe because it's the only time you show up.
00:44You got something to say?
00:46Keep moving, before he gets tackled.
00:56Where did he go?
01:01Maybe that's a sign?
01:04Maybe the universe shouldn't mind its business.
01:11Dude, what happened?
01:14Sam happened.
01:17Honestly, I need a burger.
01:21Of course you do.
01:25Hold this.
01:30Well, I will because it's mine.
01:32Irrelevant.
01:34Borrowed.
01:35Nobody returns it.
01:37Keep an eye on it.
01:39Yeah, yeah.
01:44There it is.
01:45Go.
01:46I can't believe I'm doing this.
01:51Why are you digging through my jacket?
01:55Your jacket?
01:57Your jacket?
02:00I thought it was Theo's.
02:02Well, I wore it and then gave it back.
02:05Of course you did.
02:07Sorry.
02:07Sorry, have we met?
02:10You're kidding.
02:11So are we gonna talk about why you were reaching into Logan's pocket or...
02:15Don't!
02:16What is it?
02:18I've liked you for a while.
02:20Well...
02:22Maybe it's time we both stopped pretending?
02:26Oh.
02:27Jesus Christ!
02:45I've liked you too.
02:51Are you serious?
02:53What, you got a problem with that?
02:58And since I'm suddenly single, I guess this is pretty good timing.
03:04What is he doing?
03:07Okay.
03:08Have I died?
03:09What's happening?
03:09Relax.
03:13We are dating now.
03:16Excuse me?
03:18Can we talk somewhere else?
03:20No.
03:20Just give me two minutes.
03:21For what?
03:22To explain before you kill me.
03:25This is literally my worst nightmare.
03:27Yeah.
03:28Don't yeah me!
03:29Fine.
03:30Then yell at me somewhere private.
03:31Fine.
03:35Okay, start talking.
03:36You want the honest version or the stupid version?
03:39Why?
03:40Because everybody was standing there watching you get humiliated.
03:43I've survived worse.
03:44Maybe.
03:45Didn't mean I wanted to watch it happen.
03:48You like Theo.
03:49Obviously.
03:50I'm his best friend.
03:51I can get you around him.
03:52And why exactly are you doing me this favor?
03:54I don't know.
03:55That's what bothers me.
03:57You actually think this is a good idea?
03:59Not even remotely.
04:00Then why do it?
04:00Because apparently I make bad decisions under pressure.
04:05Three days.
04:06Think about it.
04:07And if I say no?
04:08Then you say no.
04:10But I don't think you will.
04:11Things are all too long.
04:16Did you tell him?
04:21That's a no.
04:22Please leave.
04:24Who's Logan?
04:27Yes.
04:41Oh, no.
04:42Sorry, I'm loving this.
04:48You know, this is getting a little serial killer.
04:51They're inspiration.
04:52That's exactly what a serial killer would say.
04:55Do you think they're real?
04:56No.
04:57Why?
04:58Because Logan doesn't do impulsive.
05:03Something's wrong.
05:07McCallahan!
05:09This helping us win Friday?
05:11Probably not.
05:12Then drop and give me 50.
05:15Worth it?
05:17Shut up.
05:23Have you thought about it?
05:26Maybe.
05:26That's not a no.
05:28That's not a yes.
05:31Three days.
05:42Could be worse.
05:44How?
05:45You could be boring.
05:47Oh, man.
05:48I miss being boring.
05:49So you're really dating Logan?
05:52Ask him.
05:54Boring.
05:55Anyway, good luck.
05:58That was weird.
06:04Jesus.
06:05I'm sorry.
06:08Wait.
06:10You write?
06:13Sometimes.
06:14You should let me read something sometime.
06:16No pressure.
06:18Right.
06:21It's cool.
06:23Something's wrong with both of you.
06:25Why, thanks.
06:29If you keep looking at him like that, he's eventually going to notice.
06:31I hate you.
06:34No, you don't.
06:37It's a gangsta you don't do now.
06:39No.
06:40No what?
06:41Whatever you're planning.
06:45Can I?
06:47Fine.
06:52Okay, we're done.
06:53We were holding hands for eight seconds.
06:57Longest eight seconds of my life.
07:02You haven't even agreed yet.
07:04Good point.
07:05Maybe I shouldn't.
07:07You should.
07:11Why?
07:11Theo asked about your writing.
07:13See?
07:14Worked already.
07:16That has nothing to do with you.
07:18You haven't said no yet?
07:20I've said no like 12 times.
07:22Yeah, but not convincingly.
07:25I'm mostly thinking about how none of this would have happened if I'd stayed home.
07:28That's where you're wrong.
07:29See?
07:31That's exactly the kind of thing that worries me.
07:33Shit.
07:33What?
07:34I'm late.
07:35For what?
07:35Work.
07:36Already?
07:37Some of us don't have football scholarships.
07:39Ouch.
07:40Just making sure you remember that.
07:44Why are you still here?
07:46I don't know.
07:46I'm talking to you.
07:47Why?
07:48Why does that bother you so much?
07:49Why are you always in such a hurry?
07:50Because some of us have things to do.
07:52See?
07:52That's what I'm talking about.
07:53What are you talking about?
07:54I know absolutely nothing about you.
07:56Do you think he's actually into him?
07:58I don't know.
07:59I think something's going on.
08:05You missed that table twice.
08:07I got it.
08:10You've got to be kidding me.
08:12Oh, that's money.
08:14We survived practice!
08:16Barely.
08:16Food first.
08:17Celebration later.
08:23Wait.
08:24You're Jules?
08:26Logan's Jules?
08:28So you're Jules.
08:29Unfortunately.
08:30You're funnier than Logan.
08:31Low bar.
08:32So seriously, how'd you guys meet?
08:33Can we not do this?
08:34We live near each other.
08:35That's a very generous version of the story.
08:37You two sound like you've been married for 20 years.
08:39I need you to never say that again.
08:41Can I get a refill?
08:43One more thing.
08:44Nope.
08:45I haven't said it yet.
08:46I know the tone.
08:47You're finding excuses to call me over.
08:49That's a pretty serious accusation.
08:51Is it wrong?
08:51Maybe.
08:54Later, Jules.
08:55Jules, thanks for not poisoning us.
08:56You're welcome.
08:58See you around, boyfriend.
09:00Get out.
09:02No.
09:03What?
09:04Take it back.
09:05It's a tip.
09:06It's too much.
09:07You spent three hours dealing with idiots.
09:09That's my job.
09:10Exactly.
09:14You're welcome.
09:18Wait.
09:18You bring this stuff home every day?
09:20Sometimes.
09:21And lunch?
09:21Okay.
09:22Nothing.
09:23My mom works a lot.
09:24Lily eats like she's preparing for winter.
09:26Stuff costs money.
09:27That's life.
09:28Sounds exhausting.
09:30Look at you, having emotions.
09:32Don't get used to it.
09:34For you.
09:37Thanks.
09:38It's dark.
09:40Let him walk you home.
09:42Absolutely not.
09:44Too late.
09:45I'm already going.
09:52You know, you didn't actually have to walk me home.
09:55I know.
09:57Then why are you here?
10:00I'm starting to think you're never going to stop asking that.
10:04Jules.
10:06Jules?
10:07Wow.
10:08Hello to you, too.
10:09No, seriously.
10:10You're enormous.
10:11You're Logan.
10:12The football guy.
10:14The football guy?
10:15You look shorter on Instagram.
10:17That's impossible.
10:23What are you looking at?
10:24Nothing.
10:25You're doing it again.
10:26Doing what?
10:27The weird staring thing.
10:29Your house is loud.
10:31Yeah.
10:32I kind of like it.
10:34Hey!
10:36I regret nothing.
10:37Those were mine.
10:38Were.
10:39So are you his boyfriend?
10:41What?
10:42I'm asking.
10:43No.
10:44Not officially.
10:45Logan.
10:46What?
10:47Can we keep him?
11:07Hey.
11:08Hey.
11:09Look at me.
11:09Don't look down.
11:10Look at me.
11:12Good.
11:13Stay with me.
11:14You're okay.
11:24Nice stabilization.
11:26Learned from you, too.
11:36you okay me yeah yeah okay
11:48he's a good guy
11:57can i ask you something
11:59that's never a good start i haven't said anything
12:03you made the so face the what
12:07the face people make before asking personal questions
12:11i have a face you absolutely have a face that's upsetting you like him what logan i'm dating
12:19him allegedly sorry that sounded mean a little i just don't buy it you guys like people who met
12:24three days ago and there he is you talking about me
12:32always anyway i'm leaving before you two start being weird again
12:37good choice you do realize you're not subtle i've never claimed to be you were looking at him for
12:43like 10 straight seconds that's called commitment you come in saturday where band rehearsal theo said
12:48you should wait seriously yeah he actually said that you're smiling way too hard right now shut
12:53up glad to hear it hey yeah i've been thinking about it uh oh don't make that face what face
12:58the hopeful one let's say i haven't completely ruled it out that's not what i asked fine
13:03i'll do it seriously don't make me regret this no promises
13:10you sure every thursday same rehearsal same auditorium
13:19i still can't believe logan moved on that fast people do what they want
13:23you're taking this surprisingly well what am i supposed to do throw things
13:30i just hope he's okay
13:34you still worried about him yeah really
13:39gwen we were together for two years i'm not gonna wake up one day and suddenly stop caring
13:43he's been weird lately weird how i don't know just different anyway not my problem anymore
13:55that's actually really mature yeah i'd be way neater you knew people were listening
14:03maybe samantha
14:07what you're impossible
14:22are you kidding me what was that improvisation
14:29we didn't discuss improvisation
14:35we're discussing it now
14:41anyway i'm gone this weekend away game
14:47fantastic you gonna miss me not even a little
14:50wow that hurt
14:54theo wants you at rehearsal saturday
14:57wait really yeah
15:03he actually wants me there
15:05you are way too excited about this
15:09try not to lose
15:11wow that's almost supportive
15:14don't push it
15:16see you monday
15:23good morning
15:26hey do we have math homework
15:41jesus what happened
15:44seriously
15:46what
15:46this is the best you've got
15:48you think i did that
15:49come on
15:50you always do that
15:51act like you're smarter than everybody
15:53maybe hang around smarter people
15:55see
15:56there it is
16:01wow
16:02subtle
16:05they're really trying
16:09hey
16:10take mine
16:12no
16:13jules
16:14i'm not hungry
16:25what the hell happened in here
16:27you good
16:28not particularly
16:29that's messed up
16:35have you eaten
16:36not really
16:37come on
16:38we're fixing that
16:40unless you hate sandwiches
16:43i don't hate sandwiches
16:45good
16:49listen to the rhythm of the falling rain
16:54you literally just cut me off
16:56sorry
16:57what were you saying
17:00well
17:01so what'd you think
17:02you were great
17:06you hesitated
17:10did i
17:12a little
17:19hi
17:20hi
17:24you're samantha ross
17:27last time i checked
17:28you're even prettier in person
17:32that's sweet
17:33what's your name
17:35lily foster
17:41foster
17:42foster
17:42like jules
17:44unfortunately
17:45he's my brother
17:48no way
17:55your brother knows you'd say that
17:57all the time
18:00that's amazing
18:01say it again
18:02for a video
18:05like tiktok
18:09exactly
18:10cool
18:13samantha
18:13my brother's totally gay
18:15and he won't even admit it
18:23hey
18:25i didn't know
18:26i know
18:28i swear
18:29i didn't know
18:30hey
18:31look at me
18:33i know
18:40i'm sorry
18:42hey
18:43stop
18:47none of this is your fault
18:50family bonding moment
18:53smile
18:55move the phone
18:56whoa
18:57he's angry
18:59better record that too
19:09move
19:10seriously
19:11move
19:12seriously
19:15i'll take over
19:44what did he think
19:53knock it off
19:54knock it off
20:00hey
20:02you all right
20:04do i look all right
20:05yeah
20:07stupid question
20:16everybody
20:17everybody with a phone out
20:18hand it over
20:20that wasn't
20:21a suggestion
20:33you didn't do anything
20:35what was i supposed to do
20:37anything
20:39you think i did this
20:41i think you enjoyed it
20:42all of you
20:44now
20:48come on
20:54here
20:57you sure
20:59unless you want to keep wearing that
21:06that's better
21:09the bar was on the floor
21:13people suck
21:14some of them
21:15most of them
21:17you didn't do anything wrong
21:23i swear
21:24if i find out who threw that juice box
21:30so
21:35so what
21:37the rehearsal
21:40oh
21:41yeah
21:41it was good
21:44cool
21:47i think i had it built up in my head
21:53that'll do it
21:55yeah
21:58theo's great
21:59he's also theo
22:06i should probably get out of here
22:09probably
22:10don't get used to the sweatshirt
22:13too late
22:13see you tomorrow
22:35funny
22:37nobody talks to you until they need something
22:45you saved my ass
22:47i owe you
23:08i'm fine
23:09i'm fine
23:09you all say that
23:10when you show up in my office
23:12just let her look at it
23:13for once in your life
23:15nothing
23:15then prove it
23:16let me look at it
23:21put the ice on
23:22not you too
23:23i'm not kidding
23:25fine
23:25then this shouldn't be a problem
23:30i like
23:30please don't encourage him
23:32too late
23:35okay
23:36i'm seeing it now
23:38yeah
23:41that's not good
23:44i have an idea
23:45you're really doing this
23:47i haven't decided yet
23:58mccalliston
23:58hi
23:58mr mccallif
23:59my name is samantha ross
24:00the girlfriend
24:01ex-girlfriend
24:02what can i do for you
24:03i wasn't sure if i should call
24:05call about what
24:06i don't know
24:07things just feel
24:07off lately
24:08with logan
24:09yeah
24:10logan is fine
24:11i hope so
24:12maybe it's nothing
24:13i just thought you should know
24:15goodnight mr mccallihan
24:24get me the first flight home
24:38rough day
24:39that obvious
24:40a little
24:42want food
24:45always
24:48nadar said they're on the house
24:50tell him i said thanks
24:51he knows
24:55there you are
24:56what
24:58you disappeared for a minute
25:00trust me
25:01he's still here
25:04you know
25:04you know this fake dating thing
25:05is getting expensive
25:06worth every penny
25:08you're ridiculous
25:09i've heard that
25:11thanks for the ride
25:12what can i say
25:13great customer service
25:16you look terrible
25:17good to see you too
25:19you want to talk about it
25:20no
25:20perfect
25:21i have rehearsal in 10 minutes
25:22so
25:23you and jules
25:24what
25:24you're different lately
25:25what does that mean
25:26i don't know
25:27less angry
25:28less
25:28whatever your thing usually is
25:30that's not a bad thing
25:34for the record
25:35uh oh
25:36i like jules
25:37he's cool
25:40cool
25:41yeah
25:42kind of terrifying
25:43when he wants to be
25:44you
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