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00:00:04.
00:00:10Ted's got the ball.
00:00:11Times running out.
00:00:12If he scores this one, him and the Sharks will go straight to the championship today.
00:00:16Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league, if he finishes strong tonight, he
00:00:22is headed straight for the NFL.
00:00:25.
00:00:25Go, go, go, go, go!
00:00:28There they are!
00:00:29What are you f***ing ass?
00:00:30There she goes!
00:00:43Fuck!
00:00:44Fuck!
00:00:45Fuck your legs!
00:00:52Just wait, okay?
00:00:54It's gonna heal, alright?
00:00:55Look, look, I swear, I can still walk, okay?
00:00:59Fuck!
00:01:04I'm sorry, Tim.
00:01:05We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:10No, no, I'm not doing that!
00:01:11Hey!
00:01:14Such a waste.
00:01:15He could've gone pro.
00:01:17Maybe even all-star level.
00:01:19No team is gonna want him now.
00:01:21He's not gonna break off with this.
00:01:24I swear.
00:01:25Please!
00:01:27I was born to be a champion!
00:01:30I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck.
00:01:37Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:42Where do we know the plays we gonna run?
00:01:48Then we'll run my plays.
00:01:53Alright, boys.
00:01:54I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't f***ing respect us out there, alright?
00:02:06You can go right up here, right up here, boys.
00:02:09We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11Alright, boys.
00:02:12Free it in!
00:02:13Come on!
00:02:14Free it in!
00:02:14One!
00:02:15Two!
00:02:16Three!
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:20Let's go!
00:02:24Let's go!
00:02:26Let's go!
00:02:31Let's go!
00:02:32Let's go!
00:02:33Let's go!
00:02:34Let's go!
00:02:34Let's go!
00:02:3442-15.
00:02:35The Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win.
00:02:39That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:40That's what!
00:02:41Let's go!
00:02:47We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:49Yes!
00:02:51Yes!
00:02:52These plays are brilliant.
00:02:54I need him on my team.
00:03:00Boss?
00:03:01Nice work out there today.
00:03:03I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:06Thank you, sir.
00:03:10Two grand a month.
00:03:11I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:14I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:21Babe!
00:03:23I've got great news.
00:03:34Wait.
00:03:35This is...
00:03:36Wes's jacket.
00:03:37And his whistle?
00:03:46What the hell are you doing?!
00:03:51What the hell are you doing?!
00:04:01Wes!
00:04:02Wes!
00:04:02You bastard!
00:04:03I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?!
00:04:06Wes!
00:04:07Are you okay?
00:04:09Ted!
00:04:09What's wrong with you?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs and screwing someone in my house and you're asking
00:04:19me what's wrong?
00:04:21You think that I cheated for fun?
00:04:24It's because you're a loser.
00:04:2632 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills?
00:04:29My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?
00:04:34I got a raise.
00:04:35I came here to tell you.
00:04:38We don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:40A raise?
00:04:41You're an assistant coach.
00:04:43What could you possibly make?
00:04:44Three grand?
00:04:45Two.
00:04:46Actually.
00:04:49Tell me Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:54Emma, I was gonna make it happen.
00:04:57We're never gonna make it happen.
00:04:59You're fired.
00:05:01What?
00:05:02No, you can't do this.
00:05:04I won the game for you today.
00:05:06If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:11I'm the head coach.
00:05:12A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:19Wes right.
00:05:20Your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:23Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:26Keep dreaming.
00:05:31Divorce agreement?
00:05:34You already had this ready?
00:05:36Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:39It's signed.
00:05:40Come on, babe.
00:05:41Let's go.
00:05:48Who's calling this trash?
00:05:50Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:51All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:04Fuck off.
00:06:1125,000 passing yards.
00:06:13Front runner for the Heisman.
00:06:15Are you really gonna end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:17Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:19Who is this?
00:06:20Mr. Vincent, this is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:24I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:27Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:29How's that?
00:06:36You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:38Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:40As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not a problem.
00:06:45Yes, yes.
00:06:46I'll take the position.
00:06:47Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:52That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:54Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:55My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:06:59Thanks so much.
00:07:01Great.
00:07:02Looking forward to it.
00:07:05Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:07And?
00:07:09I am adding him to our player roster.
00:07:12Just in case.
00:07:13Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:13Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:16Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:18Plus, he's old.
00:07:19Viejo.
00:07:20Okay, do you remember about ten years ago there was a college quarterback?
00:07:24He was phenomenal.
00:07:25All American.
00:07:27His name was Ted.
00:07:28Of course.
00:07:29He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:31If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right now.
00:07:35Ya va, marica.
00:07:36You're saying he's that Ted?
00:07:39Si, marica.
00:07:40I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:43And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:50Boo!
00:07:54Hey buddy, you know what NFL stands for?
00:07:57Not for long.
00:07:58That's how long you'll be coaching.
00:08:00Three close games in a row?
00:08:02Really?
00:08:02This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:04There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:07Boo!
00:08:07Don't fuck your cousin!
00:08:09You fucking poor fucker.
00:08:12What the hell happened?
00:08:14You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:16You were winning so easy before.
00:08:18They must have studied our plays.
00:08:21Every route was locked down.
00:08:23We won't lose again.
00:08:25When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the side.
00:08:29We never struggled like this.
00:08:31If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:32Shut the fuck up, James.
00:08:35Ted?
00:08:36You mean that assistant that left us the victory last time?
00:08:42I lost.
00:08:43The guy's a total loser.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:48The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:52So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:53Damn.
00:08:54Acting like all of them plays with his ideas?
00:08:56Wow!
00:08:56Exactly.
00:08:59That's why I fired him.
00:09:01Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:06Did you listen to me, Wes?
00:09:09You lose to a bunch of pussies like that again,
00:09:12I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:14You understand me?
00:09:15Yes, sir.
00:09:16Don't fuck with me, sir.
00:09:20Damn it!
00:09:20The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:24I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:32This.
00:09:36This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:42We're safe.
00:09:46Hey, hey.
00:09:48Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:50Look, it's 3 to 15 at half, okay?
00:09:54You scored three points.
00:09:55You're a washed-up assistant, dumped by his wife.
00:10:00What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:02Hey.
00:10:09Scott, if you want to win this game, you will run my plays.
00:10:13Period.
00:10:14Your plays are trash.
00:10:17Edmund, you're benched.
00:10:19Next man up.
00:10:20Wait, what?
00:10:22Seriously?
00:10:24You're benching me.
00:10:25Look, you may be the best player on our team, but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:31You are done here.
00:10:32Your plays are horseshit!
00:10:34Okay, no one can make a perfect 40-yard throw like that!
00:10:38It's impossible!
00:10:38You're not fit to be the head coach or an assistant coach!
00:10:55Is that hard?
00:10:59Is that hard?
00:11:13Holy shit!
00:11:19That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it.
00:11:22Come on, nobody's that good.
00:11:23Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:25Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:11:27And look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me, but I promise you, if you follow my
00:11:31plays,
00:11:32we will win this game.
00:11:35I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:11:37Might as well try it.
00:11:38No way we're coming back.
00:11:39And if we lose, we'll show you not fit to be our coach.
00:11:49Touchdown!
00:11:51That fast?
00:11:53Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:12:05And that's the game!
00:12:07Knights take the win!
00:12:09Let's go!
00:12:11We won't win like this, we never even dreamed of!
00:12:14Follow this place, we actually crushed it!
00:12:17Who is this guy anyway?
00:12:19You keep this fucking game!
00:12:22Yeah!
00:12:22Let's go!
00:12:36Welcome to the team, coach!
00:12:43Go Knights!
00:12:44Go Knights!
00:12:48The Knights have done the impossible, rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the final four,
00:12:54under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:56Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship, have suffered four straight losses.
00:13:03Losers, go home!
00:13:04You're a damnedest face!
00:13:05Get out of the field!
00:13:07Get it!
00:13:08You can't even win against the worst teams in the league!
00:13:16And you, your plays get worse every damn game!
00:13:19How are you supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:21Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays, nothing works anymore?
00:13:27Boss, we just got careless the last two games.
00:13:30Don't worry, we're going to crush the next game.
00:13:33Oh, right!
00:13:34Next game, the semifinals against the Knights!
00:13:37You lose that, every fucking one of you is fired!
00:13:41You lose that, every single one of you is coach Ted!
00:13:45Wait a second, isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:52How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:55The Knights used to be the bottom of the league, now they're on a winning streak, made it all the
00:13:59way to the semifinals.
00:14:00Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:02When he was around, we never struggled this much away.
00:14:05For someone that fumbles as much as you, James, you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick!
00:14:10Those wins had nothing to do with him!
00:14:12He got a few tricks from me, now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach, please.
00:14:17Beating him will be easy.
00:14:20If you can't even win against that loser,
00:14:24every swinging dick here can pack their bags.
00:14:32Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:34With him around, we might actually win the championship.
00:14:39Is that what you all want?
00:14:41I'm here.
00:14:42You all want Ted back?
00:14:44Yeah, you want one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted!
00:14:49Okay.
00:14:50Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:52I guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:56Fine.
00:14:57I'll bring him back.
00:15:03Mr. Vincent, you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:06Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:10No, I, uh...
00:15:13I believe in my team.
00:15:14If I missed it to my game plan,
00:15:16the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:19But from what I've heard,
00:15:20you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:22What makes you so confident?
00:15:25Confident in what?
00:15:28His own delusions.
00:15:30This guy's a clown
00:15:31who loves to talk big.
00:15:37What are you doing here?
00:15:39I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:41Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:42All you have to do is apologize.
00:15:45Right here,
00:15:46in front of everyone.
00:15:47Then maybe
00:15:48I'll let you crawl back
00:15:50and be my assistant coach.
00:15:52Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:54You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:56Right?
00:15:57Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:00Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:03Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:05He should be thanking us.
00:16:08I'm not going back.
00:16:10Don't tell me you actually think
00:16:13you can win on your own.
00:16:14Guys like you,
00:16:15born at the bottom,
00:16:16don't get to be champions.
00:16:18Ever.
00:16:18She's right.
00:16:20Trash,
00:16:21like you,
00:16:22belongs on a trash team.
00:16:24What is this?
00:16:35Still chasing dreams in your 30s?
00:16:39Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:42One of our players
00:16:43could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:45You'll never beat us.
00:16:53Hey!
00:16:55I'll say it one last time.
00:16:57I'll never join the race.
00:16:59Oh, right.
00:17:00You're doing this for the race.
00:17:01Right?
00:17:02Fine.
00:17:03Uh,
00:17:04about 500 more a month.
00:17:05That's what you want, right?
00:17:07You should take it, Ted.
00:17:09With that 500,
00:17:10maybe you could finally pay
00:17:11your damn utility bills.
00:17:15500?
00:17:17Is that all you thought?
00:17:19Pathetic.
00:17:26Mr. Vincent,
00:17:28here's your bonus
00:17:29for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:31$3 million.
00:17:34$3 million.
00:17:34$3 million.
00:17:44No way.
00:17:45This bonus is $3 million?
00:17:48My loser ex-husband
00:17:49just turned into a damn million?
00:17:51That's gonna be fake.
00:17:52You two are putting on a show for us.
00:17:58So the Eagles want to bring back
00:17:59a fired coach?
00:18:02Let me guess.
00:18:04Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:06You fumbled all the tactics,
00:18:07and now you want Ted
00:18:08to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:10Bullshit.
00:18:11You only got a few tricks
00:18:13from me.
00:18:15Only a shit team like yours
00:18:17would treat him like
00:18:17he's some kind of genius.
00:18:19Judging by your recent record,
00:18:21looks like our shit team
00:18:23could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:26With ease, bitch.
00:18:30Just wait until
00:18:31when I beat you.
00:18:34Even if you come crawling back,
00:18:36I'll slam the door in your face.
00:18:38Hey.
00:18:40The Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:45I like the Knights.
00:18:51The Knights,
00:18:52who once sat dead last in the league,
00:18:54have made a miracle run
00:18:55all the way to the semifinals.
00:18:57But today,
00:18:59they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:01Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:03Let's stay tuned
00:19:04for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:06Knights!
00:19:09Knights!
00:19:10Knights!
00:19:11Knights!
00:19:12Boys, come on.
00:19:12Take a knee.
00:19:13Take a knee.
00:19:13Listen up.
00:19:15I know that team over there
00:19:16is strong, all right?
00:19:17No one expects us to win.
00:19:20Now, I promise you,
00:19:22this team will go down
00:19:23if we run my plays.
00:19:25We will walk out of here
00:19:27with a win.
00:19:28I can promise you that.
00:19:29Yes, sir.
00:19:30Coach,
00:19:31we trust you completely.
00:19:33All right, fellas,
00:19:34let's go get this win.
00:19:35All right, boys, bring it in.
00:19:36Hands in the middle.
00:19:37Bart,
00:19:38this one's on you.
00:19:39All right, win on three,
00:19:40win on me.
00:19:40One, two, three, win!
00:19:42Let's go, boys!
00:19:43Let's go!
00:19:43Let's go!
00:19:47Ted, I know you're
00:19:49going to work miracles for me.
00:19:51Your beer is just not suitable
00:19:53for a game of this caliber.
00:19:55It's for poor people.
00:19:56People of class.
00:19:59Like her.
00:20:00Like us.
00:20:01Need whiskey or wine.
00:20:04Wes, how come for you
00:20:05in this game?
00:20:06I got a bowl of money
00:20:07riding on this, son.
00:20:08I need to win.
00:20:09Relax.
00:20:11This is a sure win.
00:20:13Make sure you get your money.
00:20:15Their team's combined worth
00:20:16is $30 million.
00:20:17This guy right here,
00:20:19$40 million.
00:20:20How are they supposed
00:20:21to compete with that?
00:20:23Well,
00:20:24as you know,
00:20:24I don't give a fuck
00:20:25about football.
00:20:27But I do care about winning.
00:20:29I'm counting on you
00:20:30to get this across the line.
00:20:33Two victory.
00:20:36So, Ben,
00:20:36way too soon, coach.
00:20:38Get him!
00:20:41Block him!
00:20:43Come on, block!
00:20:44Push through!
00:20:45Block!
00:20:46There we go!
00:20:47Good, good!
00:20:53First game.
00:20:55Right from the start,
00:20:56the Knights are off
00:20:57to a blazing start.
00:20:59Scott drives it home
00:21:00for the first touchdown.
00:21:02What the fuck is happening?
00:21:06The Knights' tactics
00:21:07are clearly working.
00:21:09The Eagles haven't scored
00:21:10a single point
00:21:11in the first half.
00:21:12Would they be pulling
00:21:13off a miracle today?
00:21:14They're a bunch
00:21:14of third-rate players
00:21:15with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:17Why the fuck
00:21:17are they good
00:21:18all of a sudden?
00:21:19You fucking idiot.
00:21:20I thought you said
00:21:21this would be no problem.
00:21:22What the fuck
00:21:23am I paying you for?
00:21:24It's gotta be a fluke.
00:21:25It's gotta be Ted.
00:21:26He was my assistant.
00:21:27He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:29But what are you
00:21:29gonna do about it?
00:21:31I have a plan
00:21:32to turn this around.
00:21:34Trust me.
00:21:35You better not
00:21:35be bullshitting me.
00:21:37I swear to God
00:21:38that if I can't
00:21:40leave this team to victory,
00:21:42I'll resign.
00:21:44This is your last chance, son.
00:21:45Last chance.
00:21:47Am I clear?
00:21:48Don't fuck it up.
00:21:50Shit.
00:21:51Looks like I've got
00:21:52no choice.
00:21:53Kent!
00:21:55What's up, coach?
00:21:56That broke-ass team's
00:21:58only got one star player?
00:22:00Quarterback.
00:22:01Take him out.
00:22:03They can't win this game.
00:22:05You bet.
00:22:06Go!
00:22:19You bet you can finish
00:22:21our game now, boy!
00:22:23It's broken!
00:22:24Oh, come on!
00:22:28The last score
00:22:29stands, but
00:22:30the injured player
00:22:31looks like he cannot
00:22:32continue.
00:22:33Let's hope for a
00:22:33speedy recovery.
00:22:34What are we doing
00:22:35that's rough in the past?
00:22:36That's a 15-yard penalty,
00:22:37you idiot!
00:22:38Don't make me kick you
00:22:39out of the game, coach.
00:22:45This is my house, boy!
00:22:46Can't run this field, boy!
00:22:48Hey!
00:22:55Oh, you motherfucker!
00:22:56Hey, hey!
00:22:57Listen to me!
00:22:58Hey!
00:22:59Are you blind?
00:23:00Bitch!
00:23:00Bitch!
00:23:01Bitch!
00:23:01Bitch!
00:23:02Bitch!
00:23:02Bitch!
00:23:03Coach, don't question me.
00:23:05You want to keep coaching?
00:23:06Get back to your
00:23:07sideline now!
00:23:08Yeah.
00:23:09You son of a bitch.
00:23:10How much you pay
00:23:11on these refs?
00:23:12Who cares?
00:23:14Your only star player
00:23:15is out.
00:23:16You have no chance
00:23:17of winning this game,
00:23:17player.
00:23:21I have cash to burn!
00:23:23Nobody can touch me.
00:23:25Ted, back to your
00:23:26sideline now.
00:23:29Good job.
00:23:29Got your cash letter,
00:23:30by the way.
00:23:34Your talent.
00:23:36Big fucking deal.
00:23:38One word from me,
00:23:38Henry gets you fired
00:23:39for leaking my place.
00:23:42The world belongs
00:23:43to people like us.
00:23:45Nice little sweater,
00:23:46by the way.
00:23:47Good look.
00:23:48back.
00:23:49I think she's calling you.
00:23:57Big chase!
00:23:58Big chase!
00:23:59Big chase!
00:24:00Big chase!
00:24:01Big chase!
00:24:02Big chase!
00:24:04Big chase!
00:24:04Big chase!
00:24:04Big chase!
00:24:05Big chase!
00:24:06Big chase!
00:24:07And there's only ten minutes
00:24:09left on the clock. Looks as though
00:24:11the Knights might not pull off the miracle today.
00:24:14Three of our key players
00:24:15are out. If this keeps up,
00:24:17we're finished. Wes obviously
00:24:19bribed the refs. Unless we can
00:24:21find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score,
00:24:23we're done for.
00:24:25Come on, Coach. Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:24:27We're in the middle of a damn game.
00:24:29How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:38All right, Ted. Warm up.
00:24:42Only you can save the Knights.
00:24:48Wait, boss.
00:24:50What do you mean, warm up?
00:24:52Ted, I did my research.
00:24:53You used to be a star.
00:24:55If it weren't for that accent, you'd be in the Hall of Fame
00:24:57by now.
00:24:59I need you to warm up.
00:25:00Ted.
00:25:02Ted Vincent.
00:25:03The same guy that me used to call the best player
00:25:05in NCAA?
00:25:06No way.
00:25:08You're my head coach?
00:25:12Grace,
00:25:13I'm the head coach. I can't just go out there
00:25:15and be a player.
00:25:16Actually, you can.
00:25:18I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:22You're officially on the roster.
00:25:25You want to warm up?
00:25:35My legs healed.
00:25:36But I haven't played in so long.
00:25:39Can I really do this?
00:25:41Hey.
00:25:43You want that Super Bowl ring or not?
00:25:45Huh?
00:25:46You got this.
00:25:50Now,
00:25:51I'll take the championship that belongs to me.
00:25:58Maybe,
00:26:00maybe this is my last shot
00:26:02to step on that field as a player.
00:26:12The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:15They won't stop me now.
00:26:27All right.
00:26:29Let's crush them.
00:26:30Yeah!
00:26:31Yeah!
00:27:05Yeah!
00:27:09Yeah!
00:27:10Yeah!
00:27:11Yeah!
00:27:12Yeah!
00:27:12Yeah!
00:27:13Yeah!
00:27:13Yeah!
00:27:14Yeah!
00:27:14What is going on?
00:27:15Am I dreaming or am I looking at head coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:18No one out there warming up mid-half time.
00:27:21It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:27:25Ted, you're that leg-broken loser.
00:27:28Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:31You got that right?
00:27:34You're in your thirties, man.
00:27:35What good is that going to do?
00:27:36My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:38You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:41A billion dollars, huh?
00:27:42The deal.
00:27:43I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:47Your boss is out of her mind if she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:51What if I score?
00:27:52What if you score?
00:27:54Let's make a bet.
00:27:56You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:27:59And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:02I need some ice ready.
00:28:04You're facing the needle later.
00:28:11The game's almost lost and he's still talking to me.
00:28:14I'm going to turn his face into baby.
00:28:17Let's go.
00:28:19Let's go.
00:28:21You ready?
00:28:30Let's do this.
00:28:37Let's go!
00:28:38Let's go!
00:28:40Let's go!
00:28:42Let's go!
00:28:43Let's go!
00:28:55Let's go!
00:28:59You threw that way too far no one's catching that.
00:29:02He don't even know how to play.
00:29:03He's scared stiff. You scared him so bad, he forgot how to play.
00:29:08Yeah, I got him. I got him stiff.
00:29:17Stop!
00:29:25Holy guacamole! The night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:30I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:35A scrambling quarterback? Has he lost his mind?
00:29:37Boss, thank God I fired this guy because he would have wrecked our entire team.
00:29:59What a wild buddy!
00:30:01Nobody even came close to catching Ted Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:19Touchdown, Knights!
00:30:23He just caught the passing through himself.
00:30:25Yes! Yes!
00:30:27I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:30I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:32Hang on. It was a fluke.
00:30:35He threw away too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:37Look at the score.
00:30:38He can't possibly come back.
00:30:40Exactly.
00:30:41I know him.
00:30:42He's a washed up midlife loser.
00:30:44There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:47Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:49No!
00:30:50Not again.
00:30:51I can't let him score again.
00:30:53I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:30:55Go!
00:30:58No!
00:30:58No one?
00:30:59Lock on, Nintendo.
00:31:01If you can't stop him, take him off.
00:31:06It's too late, Ted.
00:31:09Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:12Ted, watch out!
00:31:24Ted scores again!
00:31:26Oh my gosh!
00:31:27Ted just slipped right through that tackle like it was nothing.
00:31:31Ted Vincic is looking like a superhero.
00:31:34He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:36God, he's worth at least a hundred million on the open market.
00:31:39What?
00:31:40A hundred million?
00:31:42At least.
00:31:44You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:46You had a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:48I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:49He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:51I-I-I don't...
00:31:52He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:54You idiot!
00:31:55You let this talent walk?
00:31:56Wes must go!
00:32:00Rude!
00:32:01This mess is on you, Wes.
00:32:03I should never listen to you.
00:32:05There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:07If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:09I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:12Garcia!
00:32:20Oh my God!
00:32:23I saw you like this, Ted.
00:32:28The Knights on offense now!
00:32:30My God!
00:32:31He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:33That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:36That is unreal.
00:32:37They look unstoppable.
00:32:40Hey, hey, time out, time out!
00:32:47What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:50The intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:54I don't know what's going on.
00:32:57Hey, ref, I want to file a complaint.
00:33:00These guys are using steroids and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:03Oh, come on.
00:33:05You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because I'm winning.
00:33:08What kind of slander is that?
00:33:10You call that slander?
00:33:11Look around, idiot!
00:33:13Everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters, alright?
00:33:17Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:19So what if I did?
00:33:21I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:23Go, go, go, go.
00:33:24Check for yourself.
00:33:26You'll find nothing.
00:33:29You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:32Please.
00:33:34Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:37You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:41Smart girl.
00:33:42Give me a kiss.
00:33:47You see, Ted, you could break your back your whole life trying to start a family,
00:33:50but Emma does not care.
00:33:52I can treat her however I want and she'll never leave me.
00:33:56I have money.
00:33:58She's trash and I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:02But this game?
00:34:04I will win.
00:34:08The game continues.
00:34:11Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:16Oh my goodness.
00:34:18Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:20He can't even beat an injured 32 year old man.
00:34:23After this game, you're out.
00:34:25Don't panic, sir.
00:34:28You won't win.
00:34:30Stop him!
00:34:31Stop him!
00:34:40I can't believe it.
00:34:42Ted with the interception.
00:34:43And he scores!
00:34:45Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:47Is he really 32?
00:34:49This is possible.
00:34:51Even juiced up he can't stop Ted.
00:34:53Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:34:56After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:34:58You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:00You understand?
00:35:17Unbelievable.
00:35:18The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter.
00:35:20Can they pull off another lyrical?
00:35:22Ted!
00:35:23Ted!
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:26Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:29Ted!
00:35:29Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:32This time, I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:35There's only one minute left.
00:35:36Ted's got the ball.
00:35:37He is leading the offense.
00:35:39Stop him!
00:35:40If you lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:43Ted throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:46It looks like a ghost town on that side of the field.
00:35:49Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:51See?
00:35:52I told you.
00:35:53Ted can't win.
00:35:54We'll drag this in overtime, then we'll crush them in.
00:36:10Hail Mary!
00:36:11My god, Ted just pulled off a game winning!
00:36:15Hail Mary!
00:36:22Let's give it up for the nice winner of the game
00:36:25and heading straight to the championship!
00:36:28Yes!
00:36:30We did it!
00:36:36Thank you, Ted.
00:36:38We could not have done this without you.
00:36:41Just don't want to need to be done.
00:36:43Yeah!
00:36:48If you hadn't have fired Ted,
00:36:50we'd be the ones celebrating right now!
00:36:52Come on, I know Ted.
00:36:53He probably just got lucky.
00:36:55Shut your fucking mouth!
00:36:57You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles!
00:37:02Yes, sir.
00:37:03All right, Maria, we won!
00:37:05Yes, Maria!
00:37:11What are you doing here?
00:37:12I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:16Ted, I want you back on the Eagles.
00:37:22What are you waiting for?
00:37:24Apologize to Ted.
00:37:24Now!
00:37:28I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:30I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:33I'm sorry.
00:37:34I'm sorry.
00:37:34Now you're sorry?
00:37:35Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:39What do you say, Ted?
00:37:40Come back to the Eagles, I'll make you head coach.
00:37:43Give you $100,000 a month plus bonuses.
00:37:45Two million a year, minimum.
00:37:47What?!
00:37:48Two million a year?!
00:37:49My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire.
00:37:53Seriously?!
00:37:54Uh, boss...
00:37:56What about me?
00:37:58Shut the fuck up!
00:38:00You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:02Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:06Ted!
00:38:08I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back together, okay?
00:38:17Back together.
00:38:18Ted, deep down, I have always loved you, and you still love me, right?
00:38:29Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:35When you humiliated me, with another man, you never said a thing about love.
00:38:43And now, you want to talk about love.
00:38:49Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay?
00:38:52Let's go home and talk.
00:38:53Just the two of us.
00:38:55Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:38:58He has better options now.
00:39:01Better options.
00:39:04You're just the owner of some trash team.
00:39:07Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:10You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:15What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:21Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:25I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:30Uh, the Taylor family, the richest family in the world.
00:39:34The trillionaires who have more money than some countries.
00:39:37The man who's the owner of the Taylor family.
00:39:42That's right.
00:39:44So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:49You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:51What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:55You bitch!
00:39:57And you'll pay for this!
00:40:05Ted, come back to the Eagles, I'll give you whatever you want. Name your prize.
00:40:09Appreciate the offer, Henry, but I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:14They're gonna stick around here a while.
00:40:17You sure, son? Don't you wanna test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:25I've already proven myself with this win with the Knights.
00:40:29I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:32Dammit, this is your fault! You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:36You know what? You're done with the Eagles. Pack your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:43Sir, sir? Please don't fire me!
00:40:47Ted, I owe you a real apology. Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:52I lost our bet, fair and spare, so you can hit me.
00:40:55If you want.
00:40:57We'll just call it even.
00:40:59After, just come back. Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:02Come on!
00:41:04Hit me!
00:41:06Fucking hit me, Ted!
00:41:07I know you want to, I know you want to.
00:41:09I don't want you fucking hit me, Ted. You son of fucking your wife, remember that?
00:41:13Fucking hit me!
00:41:36I will never forgive you.
00:41:39No.
00:41:40I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:43Figure out your own mess first.
00:41:46Coach West!
00:41:48We have received reports that you help bribe referees and use illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:52Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:54You're banned from the NFL.
00:41:55For life.
00:41:57Please come with us.
00:41:57What?
00:41:59This... Ted!
00:42:00You gotta talk to him.
00:42:01If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:04Illegals? I don't even...
00:42:05Please. Please! I'll do anything you want. I'll do anything.
00:42:08People like you...
00:42:10...are a disgrace...
00:42:12...to the NFL.
00:42:16Wait!
00:42:16Skip!
00:42:19You're gonna fucking pay for this.
00:42:21You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted!
00:42:23I'm Alan David Patrick West, goddammit!
00:42:30Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the 4th.
00:42:37Um...
00:42:37I was thinking...
00:42:39...maybe...
00:42:40...if you wanted...
00:42:41...you could...
00:42:42...stay with me.
00:42:44For a while.
00:42:46It's up to you.
00:42:48Alright.
00:42:50I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:54Exactly.
00:42:55It's way closer to the field.
00:42:57Yeah.
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