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El Rey Mono desafió tres bestias - Completo
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00:00:00Why do you say,
00:00:01The Sith Lord is the most dark and dark one?
00:00:08It's not because of the evil,
00:00:10it's not because of the evil.
00:00:12It's because of the evil,
00:00:14it's because of the evil.
00:00:16It's the evil.
00:00:17The Sith,
00:00:19the White House,
00:00:20the Sith,
00:00:21the Sith,
00:00:22the Sith,
00:00:23the Sith.
00:00:24The Sith,
00:00:25the Sith,
00:00:26the Sith.
00:00:27It's the evil.
00:00:31The Sith Moon,
00:00:32The Sith,
00:00:34the Sith,
00:00:36the Sith...
00:00:38The Sith,
00:00:50the Sith,
00:00:51the Sith.
00:00:52But Generation's will not ...
00:00:53The Sith.
00:00:55The Sith will not be able to Nations、
00:00:57But it's not just the end of the world, but it's not the end of the world, but it's not
00:01:02the end of the world.
00:01:44凌山辛苦, 十顿难受, 这下我们只能痛快了,
00:01:57No!
00:02:21Give me five to five to five to five.
00:02:22Let's go!
00:02:24Let's go!
00:02:25Let me take my daughter!
00:02:32Let the child go!
00:02:34I will hold her!
00:02:37Oh!
00:02:39Oh my god!
00:02:56Xen师, Xen师!不好了!
00:03:00Xen师
00:03:02!唐僧师徒马上要到石头岭了
00:03:08!此处万不可前去啊!
00:03:18Of course you are out of the way.
00:03:21Oduo is no longer to fight.
00:03:23What if it is one of the famous fathomads?
00:03:29Karl?
00:03:30Why don't you just speak.
00:03:32My head of my father,
00:03:35long-term care.
00:03:39万不敢再往前走了
00:03:40老人家 这是为何啊
00:03:43外客有所不知啊
00:03:45前面山上有一伙妖魔
00:03:47吃击了上百万人啊
00:03:49万不可再往前
00:03:50什么
00:03:54师父莫怕
00:03:55有我呢
00:04:00悟空 你听刚才山上人说的
00:04:03前方有妖怪作恶
00:04:04得仔细问问底细
00:04:06为师才好新闻
00:04:07让我去
00:04:08兴许还能讨点斋饭
00:04:10八戒
00:04:12你的相貌丑陋
00:04:15去了把人吓跑怎么办
00:04:17还是悟空去吧
00:04:18他 他长得比我还难看呢
00:04:24八戒好不容易自告奋勇
00:04:29就让他变个俊俏点的样子去吧
00:04:36怎么样师父
00:04:40如此快去快回吧
00:04:41好
00:04:47老官 前日不
00:04:52你是
00:04:54老官
00:04:57我们是来自东土大堂
00:04:58要往西天拜佛求精的和尚
00:05:00刚听你说前路有妖怪
00:05:02究竟怎么回事
00:05:03唉
00:05:07前方山脉调师陀陵
00:05:08The city has been jingled and named a kingdom of the world,
00:05:14called the Sistra Republic.
00:05:17The people of the world are from the people of the world,
00:05:19the people of the world are from the peoples of the world.
00:05:26However, the people from the South who came to the three goddesses,
00:05:32the people of the world are from the people of the world,
00:05:38As shut.
00:05:39I'm lying.
00:05:41Iied aekiropade
00:05:42Iesing down
00:05:43I Ngurpunk
00:05:43He left 3
00:05:45He waserecht
00:05:59With the wild
00:06:00妖魔为子民,养人为牲畜,还设立百贯,令老虎为将军,命财狼为教尉。
00:06:10手下的小妖,南岭上有五千,北岭上有五千,东路口有一万,西路口有一万,巡逻放哨的有四五千,把守门户的也有一万。
00:06:28烧火的无数,打柴的也无数,总共算起来有四万七八千啊,这都是有名字带腰牌的,专门在这里吃人。
00:06:45啊,多,多少,四万,就这,还没算没名没编制的小妖们,要加上这些,一二十万都是有的。
00:06:58早日是人,火烹,火烛,酿血为酒,在此五百年,吃尽了犀牛喝粥的人。
00:07:08离个乖乖,我得赶紧回去,禀报石师傅。
00:07:21师傅,前路去不得呀,此地宁叫石头岭,是妖怪国度,有四万妖怪的那是人哪。
00:07:30这可如何是好呀?
00:07:32带子,你怕什么?十万天兵天将我都打过,四万小妖算个事。
00:07:38师哥你本知道,我老猪都没得胆,要我说,咱赶紧分了行列,各自逃命去吧。
00:07:47当地人恐惧妖怪,夸大其实的话你也信。
00:07:51哼,哪怕真有这么多妖怪,不过戏跟棍子打上了一夜,你杀的个干干净净了。
00:07:58嗯,真是追牛不让睡,你除了这根枯桑棒,还有什么兵器能够奈何得了那许多魔头?
00:08:05哼,修修看人,韩老孙东阳大海也能当开路,就是铁国迎山,也能撞透门。
00:08:14那你修你唱啊。
00:08:15悟空,耳听为虚,眼见为识。
00:08:19八戒吓破了胆,你且走上一遭,看看究竟真如那老者所说。
00:08:25是,师父。
00:08:43就待在泉州不要出来,我去去就回。
00:08:46噢,屎小鹤,我停留虚了yers,来了。
00:08:55打开鬼子。
00:08:56三大王,用膳了!
00:08:59报!
00:09:01三大王,西凉国那边传来消息,武功老道被唐僧师徒杀了!
00:09:08唐僧过了西凉国了,哈哈哈哈,五百年了,终于等到唐僧肉了,哈哈哈哈!
00:09:30大哥二哥,来,庆贺唐僧来了,我们干一杯,干!
00:09:41哎,大哥,怎么愁悲酷脸的?
00:09:45大哥,我们马上就要吃唐僧肉了,开心点啊!
00:09:50唉,你们把事情想得太简单了,那金蝉子虽然现在这是凡人,但他那大徒弟可不是简单人物,那红色可是女娃补天使所画石猴,不敢上古大能学习法术,十万天兵都奈何不了他,不是我们轻易能对付的。
00:10:11哎,十万天兵算什么?大哥你忘了,之前田庭来绞杀他了,十万天兵被你一股圈都奉上了,一个臭猴子算个什么?
00:10:24不可轻敌啊,不知多少好汉都死在了这猴子铁棒之下。
00:10:32说来说去,怕的不就是那孙悟空吗?那只要拿下了孙悟空不就行了?
00:10:39三爹,你有办法?
00:10:43呵呵,当然了,来腰啊,抬上来。
00:10:59这是何物?
00:11:04这是我离开灵山前,从宝库里顺手拿来的宝物啊,据说叫什么阴阳二戚瓶子。
00:11:10啊,哎哟,灵山的宝物也敢偷啊,不怕佛祖降罪啊。
00:11:16哼,舅舅那外産的东西怎么了?
00:11:20熟来该孝敬我呢。
00:11:22哎,好了三爹,你这瓶子该怎么对付孙悟空?
00:11:29此瓶内有七宝八卦二十四戒,瓶中独生一封天地。
00:11:31若装了人,那人不说话还好,一说话就有大火来烧他。
00:11:37若瓶中人不怕火烧,那还有无数的毒蛇来咬他。
00:11:41蛇若咬不死,那也会出来三爹红了。
00:11:46如此循环往复,瓶中过一百年,外面只过了一时三刻。
00:11:52再厉害的神仙进去瓶中,迟早也得法力耗箭,化成浓水。
00:11:57这么厉害。
00:11:58嘿嘿嘿呀,由此宝物,我们抓唐僧一如反掌。
00:12:05哈哈哈哈。
00:12:06爆,三位大王,离此地不足百里,发现唐僧踪迹。
00:12:11哈哈哈哈,说唐僧,唐僧就到。
00:12:18嗨大哥,孙悟空不在,天赐良机啊。
00:12:24可那唐僧还有两个徒弟看守着,那猪头我不认识,那那大胡子,可是玉帝身边的卷帘大将。
00:12:31哼,卷帘大将算什么,玉帝在这儿我也照打不啊。
00:12:35大哥,咱们一人对付一个,二哥,用你长鼻子,将唐僧掳走。
00:12:40嘿嘿,好。
00:12:41嘿嘿,好。
00:12:41嘿嘿,好。
00:12:53嘿嘿嘿,好。
00:12:56嘿嘿嘿,好。
00:12:59嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿。
00:12:59有,有点意思啊。
00:13:01有妖怪?
00:13:02哦。
00:13:02我的妈呀。
00:13:07师父梦帕,我来挡住。
00:13:18Let's go.
00:13:40Let's go.
00:14:09Let's go.
00:14:10Let's go.
00:14:10Let's go.
00:14:11Let's go!
00:14:41No!
00:14:51Oh my god!
00:14:53Oh my god!
00:14:55Hi!师兄
00:15:08!师父被妖怪抓走了
00:15:10ök 完了upun?红的
00:15:13要知道我弄丢了师父
00:15:14非得完了我的皮不可
00:15:25I can't wait for you.
00:15:26I am on the way ofеп disgrace.
00:15:29We are going to trade us.
00:15:30I am going to battle.
00:15:32We are to kill our fellow people!
00:15:32I will be right back.
00:15:38The Lord have a force.
00:15:40Try to reach the stairs!
00:15:42Keep wearing wood.
00:15:43The Lord has to be found.
00:15:46You can see孫悟空's蹤跡.
00:15:48Let's go back.
00:15:50Yes.
00:16:07The king叫我來尋陷我把人間轉移完小鑽粉
00:16:09?有了?
00:16:19你是誰?你也是我們石頭嶺本地妖嗎
00:16:21?哪個洞呢?你先說,你是誰?我
00:16:30?我是大大王先方的小鑽粉看到了嗎
00:16:38?妖牌哦趕緊說
00:16:40,你是誰
00:16:41?嗯,我是總鑽粉是你領導
00:16:49總鑽粉我怎麼沒聽過這職位啊
00:17:10?我也沒見過你啊我之前一直給洞里燒火大王誇我火燒得好剛提拔我下來歷練的不信你看還真是總鑽粉啊領導好都是同事
00:17:11,別客氣
00:17:15聽說咱們這三位待望很有背景啊是不是
00:17:32?這事我也是聽我二舅說的我二舅在大王洞里當副都統他說咱這三位待望一封書信到陵山五百阿羅漢都來迎接一隻箭上天宮十一塔要個個相亲
00:17:41四海龍與他為友把洞仙長女來做會十地嚴君以兄弟相稱舍令称皇下跪請安
00:18:05哦又是個有主的妖怪啊你說什麼沒什麼那你們家待望可認識他爺爺齐天大盛啊齐天大盛誰啊孫死悟空
00:18:26讓俺老孫進你們老巢去看看呦小鑽風回來了
00:19:04人仙粉砂糖我最愛喝了這些妖魔如此吃人天山難道就看不見嗎快閃開大王吩咐打水洗淨唐僧你剛說什麼
00:19:14洗淨唐僧你不知道嗎大王剛把唐僧抓到了什麼唐僧在哪兒大殿裡啊正準備吃呢
00:20:02祈禁三位大王唐僧以洗淨帶道大哥咱們還是吧阿摩阿彌陀佛阿摩阿彌陀佛阿摩阿彌陀佛阿彌陀佛阿彌陀佛二位賢帝這次抓唐僧這麼容易但是沒看到那隻猴子啊大哥不用多虑阿彼馬歪只怕是聽了咱兄弟們的威名早下跑了阿彌陀佛
00:20:16哈哈哈哈唐僧啊你今日是到不了陵山了喊阿彌陀佛也救不了你今日遇難的不是貧僧而是你們你說什麼
00:20:41你們在西天极勒地戰傷為王滅佛心妖吃人物術人神共憤天理難容蒼天會懲治你們佛祖也會懲治你們哈哈哈哈天理佛祖算個屁啊唐僧啊你把玉帝叫來你看我皺不皺眉頭唐僧
00:21:02你正眼看看我施托領十萬妖兵天下何聚十萬妖兵貧僧只看到這漫山遍野的百萬冤魂此作年不可活我那大徒弟一定會為這百萬冤魂討個公道
00:21:27哼少廢話進我的武藏廟裡讓那猴子慢慢找吧來人呢把桃騷切成一萬片我們換火鍋去是悟空
00:22:00小心這些妖怪拿下他啊什麼我看誰敢動我師父師父啊師父弟子來遲了悟空小心這些妖怪拿下他
00:22:05你是吧
00:22:08師父
00:22:08俺帶你殺出去
00:22:13拿下孫猴子者
00:22:14生為總鑽方
00:22:16少唐僧肉一塊
00:22:18讓他也長生不老
00:22:42I'll kill him!
00:23:01Oh my god, this is my god.
00:23:27This is my god.
00:23:28I'll be so mad.
00:23:30I'll be so mad.
00:23:42The devil!
00:23:44I'm going to be so mad.
00:24:00Oh, I can see my master's hand.
00:24:04I don't care about you anymore.
00:24:05I will kill you all.
00:24:13Oh, my brother!
00:24:14Let's go!
00:24:26屁了你
00:24:30好啊
00:24:35舅舅 屁死了
00:24:41大哥好伸手啊 一刀就结果了孙悟空
00:24:44没了孙悟空 咱们就能痛快快的吃唐僧肉了
00:24:51谁说我死了呀
00:24:57他 他参变成两个了
00:25:01我再看
00:25:10急了 怪了
00:25:13越看越多
00:25:15大哥莫慌
00:25:16这孙悟空懂分身术
00:25:19这是在耍你呢
00:25:20我的 认识俺老孙呢
00:25:25还不磕头行李
00:25:27今后见了你家大人
00:25:28给你留点面子
00:25:30找死
00:25:35我来助你
00:25:35妩女
00:25:39还不磕头行李
00:25:40我也会
00:25:42来
00:25:45来
00:25:54来
00:25:58来
00:25:59来
00:25:59来
00:25:59来
00:26:00来
00:26:00来
00:26:01来
00:26:06Let's go!
00:26:09He's got no power!
00:26:10Let's go!
00:26:11Look!
00:26:20He's gone!
00:26:21He's still alive!
00:26:22He's still alive!
00:26:24He's still alive!
00:26:27That's really amazing!
00:26:29My rogue drums!
00:26:29I've already had love them!
00:26:31Wait!
00:26:31I've got no one!
00:26:35He's coming!
00:26:36This is a bird for me!
00:26:37This is a bird for me!
00:26:38And this is a bird for me!
00:26:40This is a bird for me!
00:26:42You're about to lose my face!
00:26:45He's still alive!
00:26:46He's still alive!
00:26:48He's still alive!
00:26:48But he just don't know what to do!
00:26:52He's still alive!
00:26:54师父 只怕凶多吉少 我还是回我的高老张嘛
00:26:59你
00:27:06大师兄 你可回来了 师父被妖怪抓走了
00:27:11我知道
00:27:11知道你可回来 我去救师父
00:27:15逃你个猪头 让你看好师父你竟然丢了 找打
00:27:21虎哥 哪妖怪人多 我有什么办法
00:27:25大师兄 先救师父要紧啊
00:27:28你以为我不知道妖怪人多吗 我已经与他们交过手 寡不敌众没能救下师父 你们立刻跟我走 咱们去妖怪洞府救师父
00:27:38好
00:27:47相伯 快开门投降
00:27:50妖怪 你猪爷爷来了
00:27:52妖怪 快放了我师父
00:28:00孙猴子 你个属下败将还敢打上门来
00:28:03刚才寡不敌众 这回我兄弟其性 非把你这山洞一把火点了不可
00:28:11这猴子还多叫了三个帮手 可惜呀 都是我们兄弟的手下败将
00:28:16长鼻子向你闭嘴 不然阿朗朱一袍子把你摇个小丢
00:28:21别敢 等它们废坏什么 直接杀了
00:28:37Let's go.
00:28:56Let's go.
00:28:58Let's go.
00:29:00Let's go.
00:29:39Let's go.
00:29:41Let's go.
00:29:43Let's go.
00:29:44Let's go.
00:29:53Let's go.
00:29:57Let's go.
00:30:06Let's go.
00:30:24Let's go.
00:30:24Let's go.
00:30:24Ah
00:30:25Ha
00:30:28Uh
00:30:32Ah
00:30:33Ah
00:30:34Ah
00:30:41Uh
00:30:44Uh
00:30:46Uh
00:30:47Uh
00:30:50Oh, my brother!
00:31:09What are you doing?
00:31:11How can I do it?
00:31:27No!
00:31:48I'm too tired of eating.
00:32:24赌拉师兄!
00:32:30这个碧马温不实建队,那鬼来吃你,你如何不走,反去迎他,这口吞在肚上,今日还是个和尚,明日就是大粪了。
00:32:41大哥好胃口啊!
00:32:43大哥二哥
00:32:46乘生追戒
00:32:47把唐僧剩下的童帝
00:32:48一网打剑
00:32:54三神帝小白龙
00:32:55快逃命啊
00:33:14三神帝小白龙
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00:33:44大哥 你怎么了
00:33:50这孙猴子一身钢筋铁骨 好生难消化 我这会肚子长得难受
00:33:56没事的 大哥 咱们赶紧回洞府里面 让小的们熬上一大锅盐水
00:34:01再服用几筐消失的山楂果子 包你什么铜头铁壁都能消化了
00:34:17好这是拿老毛的胃力好
00:34:18既然让俺老孙进来了
00:34:29就好好整着整着你大哥 稍坐 快 拿盐水果子来
00:34:49盐水 这是打算淹死俺老孙呢你以洪水淹我
00:34:52我有小船不怕
00:34:56哎 怎样了 大哥肚子水渣
00:35:03不知道有没有淹死那猴子哦 我的儿 管了一肚子热水供你孙外公洗澡呢真暖和
00:35:10真舒坦呢什么 这猴子在我肚子里没死
00:35:15盐水杀不死 就用酸果子好我的儿
00:35:28你们石坨里的果子味道太差
00:35:30完全比不上我画过膳的
00:35:38你个舒猴子的回处 我吃的果子倒是都便宜你了怪外孙
00:35:41再多丢些香蕉 你外公我爱吃香蕉孙悟空
00:35:49你赶紧滚出来不出来 不出来 如今秋凉
00:35:52我还穿个单衣
00:35:53这肚子倒暖 又不透风 等我中国东才好出来大哥
00:36:06孙猴子要在你肚子里过冻呢他要过冻
00:36:10我就搭进城来是个搬运法一东不吃饭
00:36:15我饿死这壁马瘟怪外孙 你不知情况俺老孙保唐僧取经
00:36:20随身可是带了个大铁锅你要是不给我吃的
00:36:25我就教你这里边的肝肠肚肺一锅煮了做成杂碎汤吃
00:36:32足够我饱到过清明节了大哥 这疯猴子干得出来这事啊大哥别怕
00:36:43你胃里没地方拿锅他也生不起来火谁说我没地方制锅造了那三叉谷上就是好地方不好
00:36:47假如真让他制起锅收火点亮的浓烟呛到鼻孔里大哥
00:36:49不得置心了
00:36:53那怎么办啊没事
00:36:59等俺老孙把金箍棒往肚脐眼里一戳捧出个骷髅眼儿一来能当天窗通风
00:37:07二来能当烟洞你还要戳我肚脐眼气死我了
00:37:08哎呀 几毒要来 就那瓶 罗汉菩萨来了都能要翻到神仙岛
00:37:14沉在酒水里 我缺货了是
00:37:17大哥 千万别伤敌一千 自损八百呀我跟着孙猴子玩命了
00:37:30我跟着孙猴子玩命了俺老孙五百年前大闹天宫史吃老君丹
00:37:31玉黄酒 王武桃 及凤随龙肝哪样东西我不曾吃过呀
00:37:37啊 什么毒药 敢来要我好酒啊俺老孙可有五百多年都没喝过酒了
00:37:59好酒啊俺老孙可有五百多年都没喝过酒了
00:38:08大哥 怎么样了 什么感觉奇了怪了我平日里一坛子就下去不说大醉那也是脸红脚不飘的今日喝了感觉跟没喝一样该不是
00:38:28都问那该死的猴子喝了吧好酒
00:38:29好酒啊
00:38:35太好了大哥这毒酒全被这猴子喝了嘿嘿
00:38:54他马上要没命了我的肚子呀
00:39:17大哥哦
00:39:19我的儿啊 怎么样啊 求饶不求饶
00:39:26死悟空有种逆弄死我
00:39:27好 那我就专找着你胆囊打
00:39:39大吃大悲齐天大圣胡子
00:39:40求你高材贵手 我替我大哥修饶了
00:39:47我的耳莫非功夫 省几个字只叫孙外公吧
00:39:50外公啊 是外孙们的不对勿吞了您
00:39:58万望大圣慈悲可怜鲁蚁贪生之地啊
00:40:00求我大哥一命啊 我三兄弟愿放了你师父送你们过山
00:40:06啊 你们把我师父拐到这儿受苦
00:40:09又是受惊吓 我师父身交肉贵
00:40:13哪受得了折腾 啊 这你们得赔
00:40:16大圣 我这身上也没什么金银珠翠 琥珀玛瑙之类的珍宝
00:40:23怎么赔呀
00:40:25怎么赔
00:40:28就要你们兄弟三个取一尘香腾教 让我师父坐着
00:40:33你们亲自抬着送我师父过这八百里师驼陵
00:40:34啊 啊 八百年没受过这种鸟气
00:40:39要三弟 救大哥要紧哪
00:40:46大圣爷 您说的我们三兄弟答应了
00:40:49您说的我们三弟答应了
00:40:50您说的我们三弟快点出来
00:40:51您说的我们三弟答应了
00:40:51好 你且把嘴张大 我自个儿废出来
00:40:56大圣爷 等他出来时 把口往心一摇 将猴摇碎
00:41:01If you're a fool, he'll be able to kill you.
00:41:07I'm a son of a son.
00:41:11I'll take a look at the king's hand.
00:41:12Let me take a look at the king's hand.
00:41:14Come on, let's go!
00:41:27My little girl!
00:41:31Oh, you are a crazy villain.
00:41:33You can't get me to get you.
00:41:34I'll be married, you will be mad.
00:41:37I was gonna get you.
00:41:37I don't wanna get you.
00:41:39I'll get you.
00:41:40Uh...
00:41:40You're a fool.
00:41:44What is so weird?
00:41:46I'm not a fool.
00:41:49This is my hair.
00:41:50I'm not a fool.
00:41:51I'm not a fool.
00:41:51I'm not a fool.
00:41:52You're a fool.
00:41:54You're a fool.
00:42:25I'm going to go to the door.
00:42:49师父八戒妖怪要带我师父去哪儿
00:43:18徒弟们这些妖怪已经被悟空制服了什么被制服了猴哥人啊不是被吞了吗八戒我在这狮子的肚子里只等过了狮坨岭咱们就离开
00:43:47孙大圣再往前过了十杯就是师托国国境外了您快出来吧我们再也不敢打您师父主意了是啊是啊小白龙你带师父先走是大师兄孙大圣你师父走远了好你张嘴
00:44:14八戒沙士帝我们走想走没那么容易打向真身虎哥他们不守约定
00:44:31啊预料到了妖怪嘴里怎么可能有石化拦住他们八戒杀师弟咱兄弟三人一起杀出去
00:44:48好好拿你来
00:45:18快不守约定不守约定不守约定
00:45:20恨
00:45:27二师兄
00:45:30还有你
00:45:32卷人神通
00:45:45大师兄
00:45:51八戒 杀师弟
00:45:54敦悟空 快投降
00:45:59你师父师弟都被抓了
00:46:01师父
00:46:03卷人神通
00:46:10踩死他
00:46:21狗哥
00:46:24大师兄
00:46:24狗哥被踩成肉饼 了
00:46:28Ha ha ha ha
00:46:30Ha ha ha ha
00:46:32Ha ha ha
00:46:33Ha ha ha
00:46:35Ha ha ha
00:46:40Ha ha ha
00:46:40Ha ha ha
00:46:41Ha ha ha
00:46:47Millar
00:46:48Unt my
00:46:49bas
00:46:51Ha ha
00:46:53Angeles
00:46:55Ha ha
00:46:57Ha ha
00:47:03Oh
00:47:04Oh
00:47:04Oh
00:47:48呵呵 孫悟空 你必死無疑了
00:47:52呵呵呵
00:47:57三大王威武
00:47:59回董佛 開眼慶祝 吃糖色肉
00:48:05是
00:48:27三爹 這瓶子真能控住那孫悟空
00:48:30嘿嘿 大哥放心 不消一時三刻 孫悟空就將化成能水
00:48:40哈哈哈哈
00:48:45啊 什麼法寶 竟能將我鑽進來 看我不打了你
00:48:57呵呵 好強的力道
00:49:00呵呵 別白費工夫了
00:49:03這瓶子你是打不爛的
00:49:05啊 打不爛 我真不打
00:49:08變大
00:49:10變大沒用
00:49:12變小
00:49:23啊 這怎麼會
00:49:26呵 沒用呢
00:49:30準備接受瓶中酷刑也會洗禮吧
00:49:32呵呵 不好
00:49:40呵呵 呵呵 就這點火
00:49:42啊 也燒不到安老孫呢
00:49:45是嗎
00:49:49那萬蛇窟呢
00:49:50啊 蛇
00:49:52啊 蛇
00:49:57找打
00:49:58哼 我的兒
00:50:00你這瓶子 也沒多厲害啊
00:50:03是嗎
00:50:04你再看看
00:50:10啊 三妹真火
00:50:13哈哈哈哈
00:50:15沒招了吧
00:50:19我小片刻已經灰飛燕滅了
00:50:20啊 師父
00:50:22啊
00:50:24啊
00:50:28啊 師兄啊
00:50:31啊
00:50:31啊
00:50:32啊
00:50:34啊
00:50:35啊
00:50:35啊
00:50:35啊
00:50:36啊
00:50:37啊
00:50:38啊
00:50:38啊
00:50:44我孫悟空縱橫三劍
00:50:46啊
00:50:48啊
00:50:48啊
00:50:49啊
00:50:51啊
00:50:51啊
00:50:51啊
00:50:51啊
00:50:51啊
00:50:54啊
00:50:55她
00:50:55啊
00:50:55啊
00:50:55沙僧 你必被这妖魔吃了 取经大业 就此妖折 我愧对佛祖 愧对观音呢 身上的毛都被烧坏了 怎么还有这三根安然无恙
00:51:07悟空 我赐你三根救命毫毛 关键时刻 可保你性命
00:51:18这是观音 给的救命毫毛
00:51:33变没有金刚钻
00:51:35不懒此去活 我攒破你的瓶子造化 造化
00:51:50这下能出去了
00:52:01三弟 那猴子这回该化成浓水了吧 我这老不放心
00:52:10大哥放心 拆都多久过去了 那猴子早该连骨头都化没了
00:52:16是吗 快拿来我看看
00:52:20来人 拍到大戴我面前
00:52:39三大王 不好了 瓶子变轻了
00:52:45胡说 这可是佛门之宝 北韩阴阳二气 怎么会变轻
00:52:53三大王 您看 是真的轻了
00:53:14这怎么会这瓶子是空的
00:53:17兄弟怎么有个骷髅啊,谁敢的?
00:53:23怪孙们,当然是你外公我啊
00:53:34是孙悟空,他逃出来了
00:53:37他变成苍蝇,飞出去了
00:53:42你把苍蝇啊,你把苍蝇啊
00:53:48传令下去,关门关门,别让他后头跑啦
00:53:54孙悟空出来了,快跑啊
00:53:59被赶进去就支付他们
00:54:17各位大王啊,你们不是要吃糖色肉吗?
00:54:20我怎么先把我老猪吓过了
00:54:23我老猪可是半年没洗澡
00:54:25肉是臭的,要吃就先吃我师父啊
00:54:31你师父是压轴菜,你是头菜
00:54:33大王说了,先把猪八戒洗净
00:54:36烫了毛刮了皮,拿盐淹了下酒吃
00:54:42老猪,病苦啊
00:54:45快拿家伙跟我走
00:54:47大王冻出事了
00:54:50好,兄弟们,走
00:54:55你们放开我啊
00:54:56你们放开我啊
00:54:57来人啊,救命啊
00:55:05这猪头
00:55:06亏他还当过天鹏元帅呢
00:55:08竟然如此贪神怕死
00:55:11看我整治他
00:55:20出雾能
00:55:23出雾能
00:55:25出雾能
00:55:25谁,谁叫我?
00:55:29我这雾能是观音菩萨亲戚的法名
00:55:31跟了师父后都喊八戒
00:55:33这荒交也领的
00:55:35怎会有人知道我这名头
00:55:37谁叫我?
00:55:41谁叫我?
00:55:42谁叫我?
00:55:42是哪个叫我的法名?
00:55:44快出来
00:55:45是我
00:55:49你是哪个?
00:55:51藏头落尾的
00:55:53敢不敢像个小?
00:55:59我是英私勾命的差人
00:56:00奉阎王旨意
00:56:03特来勾你魂魄的
00:56:06阴差爷爷啊
00:56:07您老先回去
00:56:09去跟阎王爷说说情
00:56:11她与我大师兄
00:56:13司悟空交情甚好
00:56:15求她通融一二
00:56:17让我多活一日
00:56:18明日再来勾我吧
00:56:20胡说
00:56:22贤王要你三更死
00:56:24谁敢留人到四更啊
00:56:28趁早跟我走
00:56:30免得我拿出追命绳
00:56:32套上你的脖子硬扯
00:56:34长官行行好
00:56:36看我这副模样
00:56:38我也知道活不成了
00:56:40死是肯定死
00:56:42只求多等一日
00:56:43那妖精把我师父
00:56:45沙士比他们都抓了
00:56:48我与师父们见上最后一面
00:56:49再随你去殷私
00:56:51也算全了师都情分
00:56:53死而无憾了
00:56:56也罢
00:56:59我这勾魂批文上有三十个人
00:57:00都在这附近
00:57:01等我把他们一并拒来
00:57:04再带你走
00:57:05也容你耽搁这一日
00:57:08只是我刨腿辛苦
00:57:10你可有赢钱呢
00:57:13拿些出来给我
00:57:15也好当路费
00:57:21钱
00:57:25我老住一个出家人
00:57:26四大皆空啊
00:57:27哪有什么钱啊
00:57:29若无赢钱
00:57:31那就别啰嗦
00:57:35直接套上绳子跟我走
00:57:36长官别让我
00:57:38别让我
00:57:38我认得你这是夺命手
00:57:41一旦套上脖子
00:57:42魂魄就被勾走了
00:57:44我有钱
00:57:45有钱孝敬你
00:57:46在哪儿
00:57:48快拿出来
00:57:49磨磨蹭蹭的
00:57:52小心我直接带你回地府
00:57:55可怜啊可怜
00:57:56我自作了和尚
00:57:58有些善信人家摘森
00:58:00见我时长大
00:58:03就悄悄塞我点碎银子买饼吃
00:58:05我便一分一分攒着
00:58:09零零碎碎攒了五千银子
00:58:10前些日子到女儿国
00:58:12央求银匠融在一起
00:58:15那银匠没天理
00:58:17还偷了我几分
00:58:20最后只上四千六分的一块马蹄银
00:58:22你拿了去吧
00:58:23啊哈哈
00:58:24这呆子穷的裤子都没得穿
00:58:27倒会藏银子
00:58:30你这银子藏在何处
00:58:32快说
00:58:35在我做二的眼里塞着来
00:58:36我被捆着双手拿不得
00:58:39你自家神手去摸吧
00:58:55你这呆子
00:58:58还真是四千六分钟啊
00:59:03四千六分钟啊
00:59:05原来是你
00:59:07还前刀的猴头
00:59:09我都落到这般田地了
00:59:10你还来捉弄我
00:59:12还诈骗我的银子
00:59:14你良心被狗吃啊
00:59:18哼 你这呆子
00:59:20俺老孙宝师父系天取境
00:59:22一路上不知受了多少苦难
00:59:24披荆斩鸡降妖除魔
00:59:26哼 你倒好
00:59:28躲在一边偷懒不算
00:59:30还偷偷攒四方钱
00:59:31我攒钱怎么了
00:59:33这都是舍不得吃
00:59:34从牙缝里抠出来的
00:59:36想着攒着白皮布
00:59:38做点新衣服的
00:59:39你倒好
00:59:40平白无故下我一场
00:59:42还抢我的银子
00:59:43快把钱还我
00:59:45你连都不给
00:59:46这银子
00:59:47就当你在四方钱的惩罚
00:59:49亏我了
00:59:51罢了罢了
00:59:52买命钱全绕于你
00:59:54好歹你也得救我出去
00:59:56不然我这银子
00:59:57岂不是白给了
01:00:02莫吉
01:00:02去拿了你的银子
01:00:04自然救你
01:00:20莫侯哥
01:00:21趁现在小妖不备
01:00:23咱们趁机跑了吧
01:00:25别再硬闯了
01:00:26那三个妖怪太厉害
01:00:28咱打不过
01:00:31亏你还是天鹏元帅下凡
01:00:33近这般美骨气
01:00:34今日偏不跑
01:00:36还要救师父和沙士弟出来
01:00:38还要硬碰硬啊
01:00:40走
01:00:41分头行动
01:00:42走
01:00:43分头行动
01:00:44走
01:00:54孙孙悟空
01:00:55凶
01:00:58孙悟空
01:01:05这沙和尚打回原形
01:01:08占着人肉酱做生片池
01:01:09嘿嘿
01:01:13这沙和尚打回原形
01:01:16Oh my god, I can't die.
01:01:41I can't eat the fish.
01:01:46What are you doing?
01:01:50What are you doing?
01:01:51You can't eat the fish.
01:01:53You can't eat the fish.
01:01:58What are you doing?
01:02:00You think there's someone to help you?
01:02:06You can't eat the fish.
01:02:09Where are you from?
01:02:11The fish!
01:02:38The fish!
01:02:39The fish!
01:02:40The fish!
01:02:41Let's try to fight me, let's find the fish.
01:02:44Okay!
01:02:48The fish!
01:02:49The fish!
01:02:50This is 악!
01:02:51The fish!
01:02:51We are weak, we are not too weak!
01:02:56What?
01:02:57What?
01:02:58他們都脫困了
01:03:00哎呀 這可如何是好啊
01:03:03我和大哥都被孫悟空打仗 戰力銳減
01:03:09如今唯一能對付孫悟空的法寶又被鑽破了
01:03:12我們三兄弟打不過他們四個了
01:03:13慌什麼 唐僧還在我們手裡
01:03:17拜唐僧
01:03:23三弟 有唐僧也沒用啊
01:03:27咱這石陀陵四萬多小妖都守不住地方了
01:03:29石陀陵守不住 我還有石陀國啊
01:03:33啊 你是說
01:03:35大哥二哥 我石陀城中可是有百萬妖怪的
01:03:38我們帶唐僧退出石陀城 以多咬死相
01:03:44孫悟空再有本事也抗衡不了百萬妖兵
01:03:45對呀 就讓孫悟空看看 我石陀國真正的恐怖
01:03:53傳令纏陣退守石陀城
01:03:56妖怪 放我師父
01:04:01孫悟空 妖怪怎麼都跑了
01:04:04大師兄 妖怪們留了字
01:04:07三五哥 想救你師父 有膽就來石陀城
01:04:14石陀城
01:04:15石陀神
01:04:15章玩家
01:04:15妖怪
01:04:15妖怪
01:04:15妖怪
01:04:15妖怪
01:04:15妖怪
01:04:16妖怪
01:04:16妖怪
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