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00:03come on dude come on wait sorry man coach said one more d and you're out of here
00:11it's for your own good that was you want for me i'm a baseball player not a biologist
00:15i don't know be smarter
00:20prick
00:30um you okay living my best life
00:37why
00:40you offering to cheer me up
00:44oh um
00:45oh sorry um good luck with everything
01:19hi
01:21hey roomie
01:23roomie
01:26sorry flyer this morning
01:29i am in need of a place to live and you are in need of a roommate
01:36sorry that um that flyer was meant for someone more like me someone quiet and academic and
01:44well a girl and i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's sluttiest baseball player to be my
01:51new roommate so
01:54quite the reputation
01:59sorry i uh i didn't mean to
02:00it's okay
02:03you know there's more to me and all that right
02:08like what
02:11we're making me lasagna
02:16i'm sorry i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit
02:19beggars can't be choosers
02:21what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:26it's the first of the month
02:27just give me a shot all right
02:29move my heads
02:30kick me out
02:31no hard feelings
02:35but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:47i don't even know bro i don't know i don't do it
02:49i don't know how the mouse went to you like ran over a dog
02:51this is like a few times
02:54there's no evidence
03:00zeke quick question um why are you throwing a rager at 2pm on a tuesday
03:07guys you need to get out more this is a hang it's not a rager
03:13all right go get set up the keg or something
03:16all right bro
03:22look i failed a bio test okay
03:23thought i'd blow off some steam
03:25okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called
03:29generic and i'm inspiring so could you please just
03:32who
03:34what are you
03:36you know what's inspiring
03:39dancing
03:39right
03:41come on
03:44come on
03:45loosen up
03:46you know what i mean
03:46it'll help your art
03:47i promise
03:50there you go
03:52there she is
03:53shut up
03:57zeke
04:00hands off your roommate
04:02go herd your animals
04:04okay
04:05i'm tessa hi
04:08please forgive my man horrible brother
04:10thank you for housing him he is a mess
04:13i've noticed
04:14he just needs a friend
04:16all he's got our fangirls and rap boys so
04:20to new friends
04:29he's got our fangirls and rap boys so what do you say babe i'll pitch you catch
04:49oh um sorry i don't really i don't really play i'm just a fan
04:54is he don't really i don't know what how his voice over my life seems to be a cheese
05:13one of his instincts to make me feel like a shout-able joy
05:24No. Fine, if you must know. I've never even been kissed before, so...
05:34You've never been kissed?
05:37I was always the weird art girl. I'd basically need, like, remedial sex ed.
05:50What about a sex tutor?
05:55Yeah, yeah, very funny. And where do you suppose I found one of those? It's not something that you can
06:00put up a flyer for.
06:08You? You're funny. It's a joke, right?
06:13Well, not to brag, but this is kind of my area of expertise, right? You know, sluttiest baseball player on
06:19campus?
06:22Stop, you're... you're being mean and you're making fun of me.
06:27No, I'm not. No.
06:30I don't... I don't understand why you'd help me then, so...
06:35Well, a girl like you clearly makes good grades. I could use a tutor myself. Coach said, if I fail
06:44one more class, I'm off the team. And that means no more scouts. That means no Yankees.
06:50Focus. You're like the Yankees? Focus.
06:55You tutor me in biology, I'll tutor you in sex. What do you say?
07:02So...
07:02We'd like...
07:04a date?
07:06No.
07:07No, strictly educational.
07:10No feelings.
07:11I'm for fun, not forever, and that's not exactly boyfriend material.
07:15Right.
07:17Okay.
07:19Let me guess.
07:21You want a sweetheart, huh?
07:24Some good-shy romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry.
07:31What's wrong with that?
07:32Nothing.
07:34There's nothing wrong with it. You deserve it.
07:39You deserve everything you want.
07:44That's not me.
07:48What do you say?
07:50You helped me reach my final, and I'll help you find the one.
07:56Deal.
07:59How about...
08:01Will you seal the deal with...
08:04your first kiss?
08:17Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!
08:24I'll save it for when you're alone.
08:28Let's go have some fun, yeah?
08:37First guy to bag the new chick wins the cash.
08:40Dude, that's nasty.
08:44Zeke, you want in?
08:45What the hell, dude?
08:47She's a person, not a bet.
08:49Chill, bro.
08:50All right? We're gonna be doing this girl a favor.
08:52Can you please not mess shit up with my roommate?
08:54She's a big girl.
08:56She can handle herself.
08:59She's off limits.
09:00You hear me?
09:02Or what?
09:03Or I'll kick your ass.
09:06Yeah, okay.
09:07Beat it. I got business to take care of.
09:10But you're lucky this is her house.
09:14Look, ignore him, all right?
09:16First one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash.
09:23I think that's enough studying for today.
09:32So, you're gonna be a Yankee, huh?
09:35Mm-hmm.
09:38Well, I should warn you that this is a Dodger home.
09:43Dodger home.
09:46Not anymore.
09:49You're not even recruited yet.
09:51No, but it's coming.
09:54You're looking at the best pitcher in the whole Western Conference.
09:57Yeah.
09:59That's if you don't flunk out.
10:01Oh, funny.
10:04Well, I did just get this bad-ass new tutor.
10:12So,
10:14now that we're
10:16alone.
10:22Do you want to know how it feels to be kissed?
10:43Do you want to know how it feels to be kissed?
10:48How do I-
10:49Lesson one.
10:52Trust yourself.
10:54Break.
10:58Just...
10:58Follow what feels good.
11:04And don't hold back.
11:06Beautiful.
11:12Um...
11:13I'm sorry. You, uh...
11:16You don't have to do this.
11:20What?
11:24Pretend you want me.
11:26I'm not pretending.
11:29Are you sure?
11:32What makes you think otherwise?
11:39Because...
11:41In the immortal words of my eighth grade bully...
11:46I am a fat loser with...
11:49Frizzy hair and thunder thighs, so...
12:01Come with me.
12:03I...
12:03Want to show you something?
12:20Uh-uh.
12:23Eye contact is how guys know you're into them.
12:27I don't like being stared at.
12:29They're admiring.
12:32Look at yourself.
12:37What are you doing?
12:40Putting your eighth grade bully in her place.
12:45Why am I staring at myself? This is...
12:48Embarrassing.
12:48I...
12:51Call it a confidence drill.
12:55Can I continue?
12:58Yeah.
13:17Sorry, um...
13:19I...
13:21I'm not used to this, so I...
13:22You don't have to apologize.
13:25I just want you...
13:27To...
13:28See yourself as you are.
13:31Beautiful.
13:39Lesson three.
13:41Ask for what you want.
13:46Can...
13:47Can...
13:48We...
13:52Will you kiss me?
13:55Hm.
14:13What?
14:14Was that...
14:15Was that bad?
14:16Did I...
14:16Did I do it wrong?
14:18No.
14:18No, you...
14:22You're natural.
14:26Really?
14:28Yeah.
14:28Don't wanna get to your head.
14:32Well...
14:32I think that we should...
14:35Go to bed.
14:38Already.
14:39Oh, no.
14:41Oh, my God.
14:41Not...
14:42You and I...
14:43Not together...
14:45Separately...
14:46In...
14:47Not together...
14:48That...
14:49That...
14:49Would be...
14:50Crazy.
14:52You can if you want.
14:54You set the pace...
14:56Butterfly.
15:26Study time.
15:28I was studying.
15:31I was working on my fastball.
15:32Yeah, and you need to be working on your organismal biology comprehension, which you clearly know nothing about, which is
15:38alarmingly concerning.
15:41So...
15:43I feel unmotivated.
15:47Come on, teach.
15:48I made my lessons fun.
15:56Okay.
15:57Fine.
15:59For every answer that you get wrong, you strip.
16:05But for every answer that you get right...
16:08I'll strip.
16:11Geez.
16:13Amelia, strip tutoring?
16:16I didn't think you had it in you.
16:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:19You in or what?
16:24Bring it on.
16:27First question.
16:29What's the role of the sodium potassium pump?
16:35It's...
16:36When you eat sugar.
16:39You're...
16:42You're joking, right?
16:46The sodium potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient.
16:53So...
16:55Strip.
16:59Come here.
17:16I guess I should've worn a shirt.
17:24Next question.
17:27What's the key to maintaining blood glucose levels?
17:34Your turn to strip.
17:37We'll see.
17:46We'll see.
17:59That's cheating.
18:08What are you guys doing?
18:09We are just studying.
18:11Studying.
18:12Yeah.
18:14Okay.
18:15Love that.
18:16But did Zeke not tell you about the plan?
18:20I've got a game today.
18:22Tessa's here to help you get ready and bring you to the after party.
18:26Another party, Zeke.
18:27You have to study.
18:29I think it's time to practice what I taught you.
18:37Okay.
18:38We need to talk.
18:42Uh...
18:42My brother tells me that you don't know that you're an absolute babe.
18:48Oh, um...
18:49I mean...
18:50I know I'm not conventionally attractive, so...
18:53Conventional attractiveness is a myth.
18:55Anywho...
18:56I went shopping.
18:57It's like my love language or something, but...
19:00I picked you out some outfits.
19:02You...
19:02Wanna play dress up?
19:07Honestly...
19:08Yeah.
19:09Yay!
19:10Me too.
19:11Okay, let's go.
19:17Thank you for doing this, seriously.
19:20I...
19:20I owe you one.
19:22It's the least I can do.
19:24For what?
19:27For helping Zeke.
19:29You literally saved his life because I was going to kill him if he flunked out.
19:35I hope I can help him.
19:37Oh, you can.
19:38He's not dumb.
19:39He just has this thing in his head that baseball and partying and getting with every girl in a five
19:43-mile radius is all he's good for.
19:52But I think he'll listen to you.
19:54He likes you.
19:55He told me so.
19:59No, no, no, no.
19:59No smiling.
20:00Okay.
20:01I'm gonna line your lips.
20:02Focus.
20:02Focus.
20:10Let's go.
20:13Dude, when you struck out that last batter, I swear.
20:16Scout's job is on the ground.
20:18I was actually planning on throwing it.
20:28Who's that?
20:29Amelia?
20:32Oh, I'm waiting.
20:35Your left with nothing.
20:38Your nose bleeding.
20:41At least there's something.
20:44See?
20:44That horror.
20:47We'll go further.
20:47Hey!
20:50Damn, Fabian works fast.
20:52Amanda!
20:53This is the girl I wanted to see.
20:55Listen, I want to show you something.
20:56It's just right over here.
20:57It's Amelia.
20:58Told you to leave her alone.
21:00We're just having a conversation, bro.
21:03Relax.
21:04Back off.
21:05Or he'll be watching the next game from the bench.
21:11Sorry, pal.
21:12She's coming all the way home with me tonight.
21:15What the hell?
21:16Psycho, I'm your teammate.
21:17You're a piece of trash.
21:23What the hell was that?
21:25I thought you wanted me to practice flirting.
21:27Not with him.
21:28He's trying...
21:32He's trying to take you to the upstairs tree.
21:36The what?
21:37Look, Fabian is not good enough for you.
21:38Just ignore him.
21:40Okay.
21:43Wait.
21:45What's the upstairs tree?
21:47It's a tree where we take girls and after we kiss them under it, they always ask to go upstairs
21:52with us.
21:53That's the move?
21:54Yeah.
21:55Kissing a girl under a tree?
21:58The upstairs tree.
22:00Right.
22:02When does that work?
22:03I don't know. It just does.
22:05I don't understand how a tree could do that.
22:11I will show you.
22:15Part of lesson four, allow yourself to be swept off your feet.
22:29That's just it.
22:38Okay, so the story goes, he found her planted this tree for his wife.
22:42And the seed shipped all the way from North Carolina.
22:44Dug the hole himself, watered it every day.
22:48Usually, the girl says something like,
22:50Well, it seems like a lot of work.
22:53Oh, it seems like a lot of work.
22:54There you go.
22:55And we would say, oh, the guy would do anything for a pretty girl.
22:58Right, but usually you'd mean it, right?
23:02I mean it right now, pretty girl.
23:03There you go.
23:05Then we would lead them.
23:07Behind the tree.
23:12And then...
23:15What?
23:18Do this.
23:18Do this.
23:31So upstairs.
23:35No.
23:48What's it like living in a frat?
23:54Fun.
23:56Baseball.
23:57Parties.
23:59Girls.
24:02What about class?
24:04Yeah, I'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate.
24:07No, you.
24:09Making mean lasagna, right?
24:11Sure do.
24:12You ask nice and I'll let you taste it.
24:15It's always about the sex with you, isn't it?
24:18Well, it's what people expect from me, so...
24:21Maybe.
24:22You should try exceeding their expectations.
24:26Gotta be honest, I think this is the most I've ever talked on an upstairs trip.
24:33What does a normal upstairs trip look like?
24:38This.
24:55Zeke, stop teasing.
24:57Lesson five.
24:59Patience is a virtue.
25:02You build up is half the fun.
25:15That guy's gonna take his time.
25:18Savor every inch.
25:21What about listen three?
25:23Asking for what I want.
25:26What about listen three?
25:34Alright, butterfly.
25:36What do you want?
25:39I want you to touch me.
25:41Really?
25:43For academic purposes.
25:45Obviously.
25:49Well then...
25:51In the spirit of...
25:53Education?
25:53Mm-hmm.
26:06What else?
26:09I want you to kiss me.
26:11Please.
26:13I want you to kiss me.
26:19No.
26:22What am I doing?
26:25I want you to kiss.
26:26I'm sorry.
26:27I want you to kiss me.
26:29Yes.
26:34I want you to kiss me.
26:48You're reminiscing already?
26:50Shut up.
26:52I gotta go find Tessa, but I'll be right back.
27:06Wow, that's beautiful.
27:09Hey, um, Emilio, right?
27:15I'm Sam.
27:16Second baseman, backup pitcher, fellow artist.
27:22You paint too?
27:23No, I'm an actor.
27:25Aspiring anyway.
27:27What kind of stuff do you make?
27:29Oh, just representational art with a focus on color theory.
27:33That's wow, yeah.
27:35You have no idea what I just said.
27:37No, not at all.
27:39But maybe I could take you out and hear you tell me all about that.
27:47Can I have your number?
27:51What are you doing?
27:54Oh, I'm asking Emilio out.
27:57You know, I thought we could talk art.
28:00Since when do you care about art?
28:02Come on, man, you know I act.
28:05So what do you say?
28:08I'd love to.
28:09Wow.
28:11She'd love to.
28:14Looking forward to it.
28:20Oh, Emilio has a date.
28:22Emilio has a date.
28:23Cut it out, Tessa.
28:26It's just to hang out.
28:28I'm gonna go get some more water.
28:35Okay, Spill.
28:37What's going on between you two?
28:40Nothing.
28:40I don't know what you're talking about.
28:42Yeah, right.
28:44I've literally never seen you this jealous.
28:46I'm not jealous.
28:46I'm just protecting her.
28:49Because you have a huge crush on her?
28:50No, I don't.
28:53We're friends.
28:53She doesn't see me like that.
28:55Okay.
28:57Amelia.
28:59So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:00Be honest.
29:01I think he's charming.
29:03That's for sure.
29:05Charming, huh?
29:06You're about really hot.
29:07Uh, zip it.
29:08I asked her, not you.
29:12I think he's kind and generous and super motivated, but I think he sells himself short.
29:22I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player.
29:27Damn, bro.
29:28She sees you.
29:29She's a real one.
29:31All right, what about you, Zeke?
29:32What do you think of Amelia?
29:36She's, uh, she's great.
29:41Great roommate.
29:42Total chiller.
29:44Right.
29:46Thanks a lot, Remy.
30:06Hey.
30:08So, uh, when's that test again?
30:12Vinyls are almost over.
30:14Yeah, I, uh, I took it yesterday.
30:21Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:23Well, I wanted to wait so I could show you my first day.
30:30Oh, my God.
30:33You did it.
30:35It's all right.
30:37Well, I couldn't have done it without you, teach.
30:45It's all blackened out and you woke up on the floor, trying to stand up now, but you can't take
30:57off, sorry.
31:02Oh, my God.
31:04Oh, my God.
31:06Oh, my God.
31:09So, you're going out with Sam, then?
31:16Yeah, um, I guess it all worked out.
31:24You got the A.
31:27I got the guy.
31:29You don't even know him.
31:31I'm doing what you told me to.
31:33Trusting myself and letting myself get swept off my feet.
31:37Yeah, but...
31:38Yeah, but...
31:39But what?
31:40I'm not understanding the problem.
31:42It's no problem.
31:44What's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me date anybody?
31:49Are you...
31:50Are you jealous?
31:54Zeke.
31:55No.
32:01Right, because...
32:04Because you're the one that said, no feelings.
32:07Yep.
32:10Then I guess our lessons are over.
32:14Yeah, cool.
32:16I better go get ready for my date, then.
32:19Wish me luck.
32:19Good luck.
32:22Good luck.
32:44Well, I figure as the frat's sweetheart, it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat
32:50before the big game tomorrow.
32:52I'll take my sweet treat upstairs.
32:54I'll take my sweet treat upstairs.
32:59I'll take my sweet treat upstairs.
33:00Misty babe.
33:02Damn dude, you know you really are a psychopath.
33:06Sorry bro.
33:11Zeke?
33:15Excuse you?
33:18Happened to the museum.
33:21we're meeting here we were about to head out i didn't know
33:29right i'm gonna go wait outside
33:35you're seriously pining over those kinkles definitely not pining over your hateful ass
33:39don't talk about her like that
34:10i uh i thought you'd be with that girl
34:20how was your date with sam
34:25it was good
34:28cool
34:31i'm happy for you
35:06oh big talk but he just can't get it in the hall dude speaking of thanks for striking out with
35:13jen and sending her back my way shut up
35:15your roomie though that is a tough nut to crack she wouldn't even let sam kiss her
35:20what are you talking about hey don't count me out you know it's not over till the fat lady's name
35:27oh oh oh for sure oh for sure was this about the bet i thought you liked her
35:33no i like winning plus it's like the best acting exercise ever like miser oh wait you're done
35:41you hear me leave her alone don't text her don't call her don't even look at her
35:45yo what the hell dude since when you so whipped
35:49yeah
35:54you're bugging out z what the hell he needs to cool off or something he's just mad i guess
36:08i don't know
36:09see what are you doing don't talk to sam again
36:13i'm not doing this with you we we talked about this i lied
36:19what i was jealous
36:21the thought of him making you smile and touching you kissing you it drove me crazy
36:31he's not your man butterfly
36:36i am
36:42i know i said i don't do feelings that i'm not boyfriend material but you changed everything
36:48for me i want to be the man you see when you look at me amelia would you be my
36:56girlfriend
37:00i don't want to come off like yeah of course i will
37:20god you're such a good teacher
37:23hi what a good teacher speaking of i think i have a few more lessons for you oh
37:39what do you want butterfly
37:43i want you to be my first
37:47are you sure
37:50very sure
37:51i
37:52i know it was bad but i want to hear you
38:21say okay
38:52Yeah, that looks really good on you.
38:58Fortunately, I do have a game today, so I'm going to need that back.
39:02Oh yeah?
39:03Yeah.
39:05Preferably sooner rather than later.
39:07Actually.
39:10We should probably just take it off right now, right?
39:15Make me.
39:22It's probably just Tessa.
39:23Ignore it.
39:27Oh!
39:30Damn, dude.
39:32I guess we owe you 500 bucks, huh?
39:34You sneaky bastard.
39:36Fabian, get the hell out of here.
39:37Zeke?
39:39What is he talking about?
39:41Oh, you see, we made a bet, sweetheart.
39:44On who could fuck you first.
39:46Okay, that's enough.
39:48Hey, feel free to come collect your cash anytime.
39:51Oh, and you forgot this.
39:54Toodaloo, have a nice life.
40:01Amelia, look, I can explain, okay?
40:03You slept with me to win a bet?
40:04No.
40:05No, I had nothing to do with it.
40:07Sam did.
40:09That's why I told you to stop seeing it.
40:11And you didn't tell me?
40:13How could you do this to me?
40:14How could you lie?
40:16Who's protecting you?
40:19What a great job.
40:21Amelia, please.
40:23Don't touch me.
40:45It's Tessa.
40:48I'm sorry for texting you.
40:51You absolutely should have texted me.
40:54No, no, he's...
40:55He's your brother.
40:56I just...
40:57I didn't know who else to talk to.
40:59You can always talk to me.
41:02I used to be able to talk to him, and now...
41:07I can't even look at him.
41:09You want me to kill him?
41:10I will kill him.
41:12Tempting.
41:13Tempting.
41:15No, honestly...
41:17This is probably for the best.
41:20I never could have dated a Yankee anyway.
41:25You love him.
41:26Don't you?
41:28I don't know.
41:30All I know is that I've never felt this way about anybody.
41:34It's like he's pulling me like gravity.
41:40But he doesn't feel the same way.
41:42Of course he does.
41:45My brother is an idiot when it comes to emotional stuff.
41:48But I know he cares about you.
41:50I've never seen him look at anyone the way he looks at you.
41:53If you really cared about me, he never would have lied.
41:59God, I feel so stupid.
42:02Let me talk to him.
42:03I'll set him straight, I swear.
42:05No, no.
42:06It's fine.
42:08Pretty soon, he'll be off in New York.
42:12I'll be in LA.
42:15And we'll never have to see each other again.
42:31We need to talk.
42:35I don't feel like it.
42:36The fact that you're out here throwing a ball around instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness.
42:40I know Mom raised you better.
42:42She told me to leave her alone.
42:44Do you care about her?
42:46Of course I do.
42:47That's not the point.
42:49The point is I'm not good enough for her.
42:51I hurt her, Tessa.
42:52It's just who I am.
42:54I'm not a relationship guy.
42:56You know this.
42:57Okay, enough.
42:58You know how to be a relationship guy?
43:01You commit to being in a relationship.
43:03I mean, it's literally that easy.
43:05You're more than a fuckboy.
43:06You hear me?
43:08So it's time to grow up and go get your girl.
43:13She deserves better than me.
43:14So be better.
43:24Hey.
43:26Can I talk to you?
43:29If you want.
43:42Are those Dodger blue and white or Yankee blue and white?
43:45Dodger.
43:46This is a Dodger's home.
43:52I'm sorry.
43:55Okay, I should have told you about the best sooner.
44:01You should have.
44:04I thought I was protecting you.
44:07I was doing the right thing.
44:10But the right thing isn't lying to you.
44:15So I'm gonna be completely honest from here on out.
44:22I don't wanna be just fun, butterfly.
44:26When it comes to you, I wanna be forever.
44:32I wanna keep showing you how beautiful you really are.
44:35I wanna be that gushy, romantic guy that brings you flowers and writes you poetry.
44:43I wanna be everything you want.
44:46Everything you deserve.
44:48You deserve.
44:50So tell me.
44:53What do you want?
44:58I want...
45:03I wanna trust myself.
45:08I wanna follow what feels good.
45:14And I don't wanna hold back.
45:19I want you, Zeke.
45:24You too?
45:26Of course I do.
45:28Of course I do.
45:34Thank God.
45:36Because I already asked Coach to set up a call with the Dodgers recruiter.
45:41He did what?
45:43Told you, this is the Dodger home.
45:46I'm gonna try to get signed by them instead of the Yankees.
45:49So when you move to L.A.
45:51We'll be there together.
45:54And what if I said no?
45:59I'd have to pivot to plan B.
46:02Lasagna.
46:03Yeah.
46:04Yeah.
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