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Into The Wolf's Jaws HD
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00:00You are pathetic, Gary. Cooking, cleaning. You're not a boyfriend, you're a maid. I need a real man.
00:07Good luck finding a real man who remembers it into your dallergies, Tiffany.
00:14A goddess? Looks more like a lumpy potato to me. Women really used to worship a carb?
00:24What the hell?
00:42Ow, my back. Are you kidding me? What is this? Some extreme feminist cosplay event?
00:49Put the sticks down, ladies. What do women know about wilderness survival anyway?
00:59Hey! Let me go! Are you on steroids?
01:16Too noisy.
01:35Let there be light, ladies.
01:44The fire god's messenger has descended!
01:48That's right. Worship the magic thumb.
01:51Fools! It's dark witchcraft! An illusion to corrupt us!
01:55Shoot that demon down! Now!
02:02Holy crap!
02:06The tribe is freezing. He stays. Keep him alive. We use him to make fire.
02:18Crazy. These chicks are absolutely insane.
02:29The potato goddess? That's my ticket home.
02:38Survive these savage women. Get those pieces and get the hell out of here.
02:44Game on.
02:46Listen. Where I come from, men are the alphas.
02:51Women listen. They cook. They gently ask for permission.
02:57Shut up.
02:59Whoa! Hey! Put me down!
03:13You gotta be kidding me.
03:19Look at those tiny arms! Weaker than a newborn calf!
03:24Yeah, laugh it up, you savage Amazons!
03:32Where is the damn restroom? Don't tell me!
03:41I'm gonna freeze my balls off.
03:49Holy crap! Help!
04:01Toxic masculinity gets you killed here.
04:05You want an alpha? Fine.
04:09I'll give you the ultimate house husband.
04:14Wait, wait, wait, wait!
04:29Let there be light, baby.
04:42Envoy of the Fire God!
04:44He brings the sacred flame!
04:47Fools!
04:48Stand up!
04:49It's an illusion!
04:51Dark magic from a filthy demon!
04:55Ona! Shoot him!
04:57Pierce his cursed heart!
04:58Now!
04:59Yes, high priestess!
05:08Whoa! Hey!
05:09Peace! I come in peace!
05:11Peace!
05:14I come in peace!
05:16I come in peace!
05:17I come in peace!
05:26Hey! Watch the hoodie!
05:29The tribe needs the flame for the winter.
05:32Keep this... thing.
05:35We will use him to make fire.
05:41Stay inside, you useless weakling.
05:46It smells like wet dog and depression in here.
06:00Wait!
06:01The potato statue!
06:03That's my ticket home!
06:14Take one more step outside, and I'll chop your legs off!
06:22Okay, Gary.
06:24Play nice.
06:25Survive the cave women.
06:26Get the pieces.
06:27Go home.
06:30Go home.
06:43Make fire, or I'll carve you into pieces right now.
06:47Go home.
06:58Wait!
06:58In my world, men give the orders.
07:02Women are supposed to beg me gently.
07:23You crazy
07:29Okay, I feel stop throwing me
07:37Since you won't make a fire, go do the chores
07:48Oh my god
07:50What is that smell?
07:54Did something die in here?
07:56Clean it up
07:58Wait, all of this?
08:00Are you insane?
08:01I'm an art director, not a dung beetle
08:03Finish it before sunset
08:05Or you don't eat
08:20This is an absolute violation of male dignity
08:23Back pride, back in my world
08:25Men run the show
08:26We tell women what to do
08:28Look at those tiny little arms
08:32Thinner than a baby reindeer's leg
08:34He can barely lift a shovel
08:39What a useless piece of trash
08:44I'll show you useless
08:45I bench press occasionally
09:06I just want to go home
09:12God, I'm starving
09:14I'd kill for a cheeseburger right now
09:17Not now
09:19Where's the restroom?
09:20Come on, there's got to be an outhouse or something
09:24Excuse me
09:25Toilet?
09:26Restroom?
09:26Where do you guys, you know
09:29Are you kidding me?
09:31Out there?
09:31I'll freeze my junk off
09:41Holy crap
09:45Mommy
09:53Alpha male?
09:54I'm literally just wolf bait here
10:04If acting tough gets me killed
10:06Then screw being tough
10:10It's time to bring out the ultimate house husbred
10:13You filthy outsider
10:15How dare you defile the sacred ground
10:18Whoa, hold on
10:19I didn't do this
10:20This is a setup
10:21Silence
10:22Punish him
10:2330 blapes
10:24Tear his skin off
10:25With pleasure, High Priestess
10:35Hey, watch the face
10:37Let a professional handle this
10:44Done
10:45Spotless
10:46You could eat off this floor now
10:50You
10:52Witchcraft
10:55Keep an eye on this freak, Una
11:04Playing the macho tough guy here is literally a death sentence
11:07Fine
11:08If brute force won't work
11:09I'll just have to use the ultimate de mech skills I used to hate it
11:13I will survive
11:22Where is the meat?
11:23Where is the meat?
11:23We have nothing left
11:24The blizzards chased the herds away
11:26We caught absolutely nothing
11:30What is that smell?
11:31It smells like a dumpster in July
11:32The winter storage is completely wrong
11:35The winter storage is getting down in there
11:38The winters storage is getting down in there
11:49We're going to starve this winter
11:53Silence!
11:54the moon goddess is angry our winter supply is cursed to save the strong the
12:00weak must perish it is tradition exile the wounded throw the old men to the
12:06icelands please no we'll freeze to death
12:20bullshit exile my ass those meats can still be saved
12:28the demon speaks he is blinding you all with his sorcery
12:33ona take his head off now with pleasure whoa whoa wait
12:50give me one day just one day i swear i'll make this meet last all winter without rotting
13:10you have one day if this fails your head goes on a spike deal just keep your blade in its
13:18seat
13:19thora take your best warriors to the salt lake i need raw salt bags of it now here what now
13:25magic
13:25man god it smells like a dumpster fire in a locker room listen up cut away the green rotten parts
13:33and toss them we only keep the good flesh slice them thin and even like this it helps it dry
13:39faster
13:41salt and wild herbs the salt draws out moisture the herbs kill bacteria it's science ladies
13:49witchcraft witchcraft you are poisoning our winter supply with your filthy trick
13:59what the hell is wrong with you you crazy
14:00are you crazy bitch are you trying to starve everyone i'll cut your tongue out you pathetic
14:05what the hell is wrong touch my kitchen again and you're the next thing i salt
14:37out of my way i'm starving
14:41please work please work
14:48she's frozen the demon's food is cursed
14:53if she dies i will skin you alive wait just give her a second it's just salt
15:00this is incredible salty savory it's a hundred times better than plain roasted meat
15:07i could eat a whole reindeer of this
15:24the meat is preserved we will not starve this winter
15:30the milk is
15:43SAVED US!
15:47Okay, okay. I guess I'm the chef now.
15:57Water boiled jerky again?
15:59My taste buds are literally committing suicide!
16:02I can't take this caveman diet anymore.
16:04I need flavor!
16:08Oh, hello! Gorgeous!
16:11Time to introduce these cavewomen to some real flavor.
16:24Come get it, ladies! The Gary Special! Guaranteed to blow your minds!
16:36What sorcery is this? It smells aggressive.
16:39Try it, big girl. If you can handle it.
16:47It burns! It's like swallowing fire!
16:49But I can't stop! Give me water and more meat!
16:56Welcome to the spicy club, amateurs!
17:03What is this chaos?
17:04I'll see.
17:12Chief, I was just-
17:15Wait, Chief! That's pure chili oil! You can't just-
17:18That will kill you!
17:41Hey! Hey! I got you!
17:47Hold on.
17:49I know exactly what you need.
17:50I know exactly what you need.
18:01Drink this. It's ginger and sweet root.
18:04It'll warm you up from the inside.
18:18A tough chief shouldn't have to fight the cold all by herself.
18:23Just rest.
18:38Damn, it's freezing!
18:48Cover yourself. Don't freeze to death.
18:50And pull me into space.
18:54Who's gonna cook for me if you die?
19:05I-I picked these for you.
19:07Ew!
19:09Ugh!
19:10You smell like sour mud. And look at these skinny arms.
19:13A real warrior needs a strong man, not a weakling like you.
19:22Look at you. You're just like a nanny who only knows how to cook. You have zero masculinity.
19:32Not again. I won't let this happen again.
19:37Stop crying like a baby!
19:39But-but I can't fight those wild beasts. I'm too weak!
19:42Since we can't beat these tigresses with muscles, we'll conquer them with elegance.
19:51Skincare is a man's second life. Endure it!
20:16By the moon goddess? Is that Elian?
20:20You're coming to my tent tonight, gorgeous!
20:23Back off! I saw him first!
20:31Gary! You're a miracle worker! Thank you!
20:36Teach us, Master Gary! Save our love lives!
20:40Alright, boys! Welcome to Gary's Grooming Master Class!
20:44Rule number one. Exfoliation.
20:46You gotta treat your skin like a delicate flower, not a mammoth oft hide.
20:49Look at those hands. So gentle.
20:57Enough.
20:59Whoa! Easy, Chief.
21:08Listen up.
21:10This man's hands are only for cooking my food and sewing my clothes.
21:14Nobody touches him! He is mine to order around.
21:25You know what? Maybe being a domestic god isn't so bad after all.
21:35Are you blind? You call yourself a warrior?
21:38Look at her! The blizzard curse! Keep your dirty snow off the training ground!
21:46Hey! Back off! It's just dandruff, not a curse.
21:51Give me ten minutes. I'll cure your little blizzard permanently.
21:56Just relax your neck. Think of it as a VIP spa treatment.
22:02Spa, what? It feels... weirdly good.
22:06Focus on the massage. No scratching, just rubbing.
22:26All done. Take a look.
22:33By the moon goddess! It's gone! The snow is gone!
22:37You saved my life! No one has ever been this kind to me!
22:42I owe you. Come with me. I have to tell you a secret. A huge one!
22:46Whoa! Slow down! What secret?
22:55Whoa! Easy! What's with the cloak and dagger procedure?
22:58Gary, you gotta hear this. I saw something... bad.
23:01What? Did someone steal my secret chili sauce again?
23:03No! It's High Priestess Morica!
23:06A few nights ago, I saw her sneaking around the back mountain.
23:09She was burying huge chests of premium pelts in a hidden snow cave.
23:12Of hoarding winter supplies in secret?
23:15That old witch is embezzling the tribe's public property.
23:18This is our trump gone.
23:23What are you two whispering about?
23:26Oh, hey, Una! What a lovely night!
23:28Are you plotting against the High Priestess?
23:33Plotting? No! We were talking about hair!
23:36See? Her hair is a disaster.
23:38I'm teaching her the ultimate modern braiding technique.
23:40It's called the French braid. Very chic!
23:44You think I'm a fool, outsider?
23:47Your soft little tricks might amuse the Chief, but Morana sees everything.
23:51Noted! I'll make sure to offer her a scalp massage next time.
23:55Watch your back, rat.
24:02The old witch is feeling threatened.
24:05They're coming for me.
24:09That outsider rat!
24:10He's infecting our warriors with his soft, pathetic tricks!
24:14He must die!
24:15Say the word, High Priestess.
24:17I'll slit his throat while he sleeps.
24:18Fool! Brenna shields him like a prized pet.
24:22If we just kill him, she will tear us apart.
24:24We need leverage.
24:25A fatal sin.
24:26Watch him.
24:28Every breath, every step.
24:30Find his weakness.
24:31Yes, High Priestess.
24:36Now or never.
24:43Just one left.
24:45I'm going home.
24:52Defiling the gods.
24:54You're a dead man.
24:57High Priestess!
24:58I caught him!
24:58He touched the sacred altar!
25:00Speak clearly.
25:01What did the rat do?
25:03He stole a piece of the Mother Goddess!
25:05He hid it in his clothes!
25:09It's the ultimate sin!
25:11I'll gather the gods and arrest him for theft right now!
25:13Theft?
25:14No.
25:14That's too petty.
25:15We will give him a grander stage.
25:17The moon festival is tomorrow.
25:18The whole tribe will be watching.
25:20We won't say he stole it.
25:22We will tell them he is piecing the idol together to activate a dark curse and destroy our entire tribe.
25:27Let's see if our dear chief can save him from the wrath of the gods.
25:34High Priestess, I saw it!
25:36The Outsider stole a fragment of the goddess' statue.
25:40Blasphemy.
25:41The absolute perfect sin.
25:43He's dug his own grave.
25:45Tomorrow, he dies.
25:55Yes.
25:56Just one last core piece and I'm out of this freezing hell.
26:02What are you hiding?
26:04Hiding?
26:05Nothing.
26:06Just checking my abs.
26:08Winter body prep, you know?
26:11Idiot.
26:12Don't choke on the bones.
26:30It is so evil.
26:33Stop the prayers!
26:36The moon goddess is furious!
26:39Her wrath descends upon us tonight!
26:41Because there is a rat among us.
26:44A traitor who stole our sacred relic!
26:50Whoa, wait. I was just eating my dinner.
26:54Seize the monster!
26:58Back off, Ona!
26:59He's innocent!
27:02Move!
27:02Or you'll be punished for treason.
27:07Hey!
27:08Hands off!
27:10What are you doing?
27:11You're loose!
27:17You're...
27:18Burn!
27:24Really?
27:25But...
27:35It's legです.
27:37Anyway.
27:39The Gavin is flying the girl.
27:39Do you?
27:40He used his dark magic to beforege our chief and weaken our matriarchy.
27:44He stole the relic to curse and destroy this entire tribe.
27:48By our ancient law, throw him into the ice dungeon.
27:51Tomorrow at dawn, he will be frozen alive as a sacrifice.
27:59Wait, it's a misunderstanding.
28:01This is just a tool to get me home.
28:03I swear.
28:04A tool.
28:05It's dark magic.
28:07He wants to curse us all.
28:09Burn the demon!
28:11Burn the demon!
28:12Step back!
28:13He saved our winter meat.
28:14Have you forgotten it?
28:16Korak!
28:17Are you turning your back on the moon, goddess?
28:20Step aside now.
28:21Or share the demon's fate.
28:25Chief!
28:26The goddess demands justice!
28:29Make the call!
28:32Brenna.
28:34You know me.
28:36Tell them.
28:37I just cooked for you last night.
28:57Seize him.
29:08Take him.
29:18Are you serious?
29:20After everything?
29:22The goddess has spoken.
29:26I've been waiting for this!
29:34Let him go!
29:35He saved us!
29:37Move it, scum!
29:38The ice dungeon is waiting for you.
29:51I guess I was blind.
29:54You're just as cold and lifeless as that ugly potato statue!
30:00All you care about is your damn power!
30:09Shut your mouth, witch!
30:19Enjoy your final night.
30:21You'll be frozen solid by morning.
30:40Brenna.
30:45It's so cold.
30:47Just let it end.
30:49It's cold.
30:50So cold.
31:00Great.
31:01Going to die as a human popsicle.
31:06I spent all this time looking for an exit.
31:09Alders than eggs.
31:11Never treated this place like home.
31:26You stupid, stubborn tigress.
31:29Carrying the whole world on your shoulders.
31:44Eat it, skinny boy.
31:46Don't freeze to death before dawn.
31:52Thora.
31:54Seriously.
32:06She won't let me die.
32:08That tough-talking tigress is coming for me tonight.
32:10I know it.
32:23Who-who's there?
32:34Brenna?
32:50Take this.
33:00How did you-why?
33:06Get out.
33:07Take the secret tunnel in the back.
33:11Go back to your world.
33:13The one with toilets and no freezing winters.
33:17And never come back.
33:30Chuckle softly.
33:36You're not afraid of dying.
33:38You're afraid of being forgotten.
33:45Do it.
33:46Go back to your soft world.
34:06Are you out of your mind?
34:08Tomorrow morning, you're going to be chopped into meat paste.
34:12I can't save you.
34:25I caught your stubbornness.
34:30If I leave, who's going to make you that spicy stew?
34:36And who's going to help you teach that old witch a lesson?
34:52Now, it's our turn to strike back.
34:56Look closely.
34:57I pieced this together from what Lyra told me.
35:00Moranga's been playing you all.
35:03The sacrifices for the moon goddess, they didn't go to heaven.
35:06She hoarded everything in these hidden snow caves behind the camp.
35:10What?
35:10Your winter supplies.
35:12My people starved last winter.
35:14The elderly froze and she was stockpiling our food?
35:17I'm going to rip her throat out right now.
35:19Whoa, tiger, wait.
35:21Stop.
35:22Let go of me!
35:24She pays with blood tonight.
35:26You kill her now in the dark.
35:28Her fanatics will say you murdered a holy woman.
35:31It's a civil war.
35:34We don't just kill her.
35:36We destroy her entirely.
35:39Tomorrow morning, at my public execution, we strip her of everything in front of the whole tribe.
35:46You better survive until morning, modern boy.
36:16These are from the Bloodfang tribe.
36:18The ones who slaughtered our sisters.
36:20Stop.
36:21Not in the dark.
36:23She sold us out.
36:24She traded our lives.
36:26If we kill her now, her followers will riot.
36:30We expose her at the altar.
36:33In front of everyone.
36:52Time to bleed for the moon goddess, freak.
36:59You're making a mistake.
37:06The moon goddess demands his impure blood.
37:16Death to the demon.
37:19Right there.
37:22Right there.
37:43What is the meaning of this?
37:47Are you betraying the goddess for this filthy creature?
37:53Yes.
38:13The only one betraying the goddess is you, you greedy, filthy parasite!
38:25This blade, it bears the mark of the Bloodfang tribe!
38:29They slaughtered our sisters with these!
38:31Traitor!
38:32How could she?
38:39Silence, you ignorant fools!
38:41These are sacred offerings!
38:43Tributes gathered for the moon goddess to protect us from the winter's wrath!
38:53Oh, give it a rest, you old fraud!
38:57Your hoarding habit is worse than my modern ex-girlfriend on a Black Friday shopping spree!
39:02Seriously?
39:02Can your moon goddess even wear that many fur coats?
39:05She's gonna sweat to death!
39:19Blasphemy!
39:21Kill them!
39:22Kill them all!
39:23Oh no, slaughter these traitors!
39:27For the moon goddess, kill them all!
39:31Whoa!
39:32Time out!
39:33Someone untie me first!
39:35You've been pissing me off for months, Ona!
39:40Die, you brute!
39:41Nooooooo!
39:52My turn!
40:13We surrender to the chief good job Sarah that's one hell of an uppercut
40:26no my power it's all good die you hypocrite get your filthy hands off me I have the voice of
40:37the moon goddess
40:39the goddess wants you dead beat her to death right now
40:50this is for my mother
40:53and for the sisters we lost to your lies
41:06are you crazy Gary don't tell me you're trying to save this venomous snake
41:11typical weak man always crying and showing mercy
41:16don't dirty your hands Brenna
41:25a quick death is too much of a luxury for you old lady
41:28I've got something way better in mind
41:32something that will break your soul
41:35death is way too easy for her
41:39she loves hoarding winter supplies so much
41:41let's follow the oldest rule exile her to the frozen wasteland
41:51no no please I won't last three nights out there have mercy chief just kill me
42:06let her live let her freeze and panic in the snow every single day
42:10thinking about her pathetic life that's way more torturous than a quick slice
42:24you are so wicked
42:26learned from the best
42:29I picked it up from you my fierce tigress
42:41execute the exile now keep moving
42:53please I will freeze to death out there
43:01cross this line and I will end you right now
43:09dig faster traitor you have 10 years to go
43:13go
43:14the
43:32jerry
43:33jerry
43:35jerry
43:42jerry
43:43Derry! Derry! Derry! Derry!
43:53Whoa, Chief, what are you doing?
43:55Hey, slow down!
44:11By our old laws, men don't stay the night.
44:17But listen up!
44:19From today on, this annoying little man is all mine.
44:22Nobody touches him.
44:24Anyone tries to steal him, I break your legs.
44:28Woo-hoo! Boss claimed her man!
44:37Who's claiming who is highly debatable, you know.
44:57Look at this dump. Not even a proper silicone bottle or a decent pacifier.
45:03Your lucky daddy has good hands, kiddo.
45:13Get up, you useless bum. Stop hiding it in the tent. Grab your bow. You're hunting with me.
45:20All right, all right. Keep your fur on, you crazy tigress.
45:23Nice.
45:26Okay.
45:36Hurry up, let me get up.
45:38You
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