00:00Hey! Look!
00:01The Dungeons and Dragons ride!
00:08Wow! Neat!
00:10Give me a break!
00:11I don't like this!
00:13Whoa! What's happening?
00:15Whoa!
00:17Where are we?
00:20Look out!
00:24Fear not, Ranger!
00:28Barbarian,
00:30Magician, Thief,
00:33Cavalier,
00:34and Acrobat!
00:45Who was that?
00:47That was Venger, the force of evil!
00:50I am Dungeon Master,
00:52your guide in the realm of
00:54Dungeons and Dragons!
01:05Gee!
01:06When Dungeon Master said Tower of Darkness,
01:08he wasn't kidding!
01:10I can't see a thing!
01:12Ah! Sorry, Uni!
01:14Would you quit fooling around
01:16and knock open this door?
01:29All right, Eric!
01:31There you go!
01:32Yeah! Here I go!
01:34Whoa!
01:37Now look what you did,
01:38you muscle-bound pipsqueak!
01:40I said open the door,
01:41not blow up the house!
01:42Well, excuse me,
01:44but I couldn't see!
01:46What do you think I got in my helmet?
01:48Radar?
01:48It sure isn't brains!
01:51Stand back, guys!
01:53Here comes the charge of the fight brigade!
01:55What do you mean brains?
01:57You shouldn't talk about what you don't have, Eric!
02:00And don't call me a pipsqueak, either!
02:04That's telling them, Uni!
02:08Bobby!
02:14Come over here and knock this lock off!
02:16That's what!
02:16I want to see what's inside!
02:18Nothing doing!
02:20Dungeon Master told us to bring him the box of bale fire!
02:23Not to open it!
02:24Right?
02:26Aw, what can one little peak hurt?
02:30How about it, Hank?
02:32You're the leader!
02:34Leader?
02:35Give me a break, Eric!
02:36Yes, sir!
02:37Master Ranger, sir!
02:38Ha ha ha ha ha!
02:44Stop!
02:46Ah!
02:46Now move away from there, Cavalier!
02:49Slowly!
02:51Ah!
02:52This isn't what it looks like, Dungeon Master!
02:55Well, we were just...
02:58Quickly!
02:59The lock!
03:00Ah!
03:19What was that?
03:22It was a messenger, my pupils.
03:24You have released the signal to a being more powerful than any you have ever faced.
03:30before.
03:32And now he knows we are here.
03:36Impossible!
03:38But true, Master!
03:39They have retrieved the box of bale fire!
03:42It must be returned!
03:44Quickly!
03:45Before he finds out!
03:47I'm afraid it's too late, Master!
03:49The pupils of Dungeon Master open the box!
03:53No!
03:57You are correct.
03:59He is returning, Shadow Demon.
04:02No matter what happens, I will survive to see those cursed children punished.
04:09And I will crush them!
04:12Whoa!
04:14Hey, watch it!
04:16Take it easy, Hank!
04:19All right!
04:21Quickly, now!
04:22I thought only crooks buried their evidence!
04:25Pugles!
04:26Hurry!
04:29Quickly, Barbarian!
04:31Cover it!
04:32The rest of you, follow me!
04:45Hold it right there, Captain Shortness!
04:48Not you, the other one!
04:50This stupid safari's not taking another step until you tell us what's going on!
04:55We are running, Cavalier!
04:58For our very lives!
05:04From what?
05:05Come on, this is a joke, right?
05:07You're looking at old pros here!
05:09We've survived everything this silly realm has dished out!
05:12From five-headed dragons to one-horned vengers!
05:15Yeah, everything except triple-eyed, double-fang, flying purple people eaters!
05:19Are you kidding?
05:20I got one of those last week!
05:22What we mean is, what's so big and bad that even you're afraid of it, Dungeon Master?
05:32Master!
05:33Master!
05:33There!
05:34There!
05:34There!
05:37There!
05:45There!
05:54There!
05:56There!
05:58Welcome, Master!
06:02Failure!
06:04No, Master!
06:06Failure!