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00:00You
00:07Come on
00:09Dude, come on, wait
00:12Sorry, man, coach said one more D and you're out of here
00:16It's for your own good. Tell us you want for me. I'm a baseball player not a biologist. I don't
00:20know be smarter
00:25Prick
00:35Um you okay living my best life
00:42Why
00:45You offer to cheer me up
00:52Sorry
00:52All right um
00:59Good luck with everything
01:25Hey, roomie roomie
01:32sorry flyer this morning i am in need of a place to live and you are needed roommates
01:41sorry that um that flyer was meant for someone more like me someone quiet and academic and
01:49well a girl and i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's
01:54sluttiest baseball player to be my new roommate so quite the reputation
02:04sorry i uh i didn't mean to it's okay
02:08you know there's more to me than all that right
02:14like what
02:17we're making mean lasagna
02:22um i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit beggars can't be
02:25choosers
02:26what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:31it's the first of the month just give me a shot all right move my heads kick me out no
02:36hard feelings
02:40but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:52i don't even know
02:56this is like a few times
02:58like there's no evidence there's no kegs
03:06zeke quick question um why are you throwing a rager at 2 p.m on a tuesday
03:13guys you need to get out more this is a hang it's not a rager
03:19all right go accept the cake or something all right bro
03:27look i failed a bio test okay thought i'd blow off some steam
03:31okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called generic and i'm inspiring so
03:36could you please just oh what are you
03:42you know what's inspiring dancing right come on
03:50come on loosen up you know what i mean it'll help your art i promise
03:56there you go there she is shut up
04:03zeke
04:06hands off your roommate go herd your animals okay
04:12i'm tessa hi
04:15please forgive my man horrible brother and thank you for housing him he is a mess
04:20i've noticed he just needs a friend oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys so
04:26to new friends
04:31hmm
04:51so what do you say babe i'll pitch you catch
04:56oh um sorry i i don't really i don't really play i'm i'm just a fan
05:14not your type what fabian who's flirting with you right flirting with me that's that's a good one
05:24yeah flirting are you seriously that inexperienced
05:30no
05:34fine if you must know
05:38i've never even been kissed before so you've never been kissed
05:44i was always the the weird art girl
05:50i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:57what about a what about a sex tutor
06:02yeah yeah very funny and and where do you suppose i found one of those it's not something that you
06:07can put
06:07up a flyer for
06:15you you're you're funny it's it's a joke
06:19right
06:20oh not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right you know sluttiest baseball
06:26player on campus
06:29stop you're you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me i'm not
06:35no
06:37i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then
06:40so well a girl like you clearly makes good grades i could use a tutor myself
06:50coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts that means
06:54no yankees you like the yankees focus
07:02you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:08so
07:10we'd like
07:12date no no strictly educational no feelings i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:24right okay let me guess you want a sweetheart huh some good romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and
07:34write you poetry
07:38what's wrong with that nothing there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:46you deserve everything you want
07:52that's not me
07:55what do you say you owe me it's my final and i hope you find the one
08:03deal
08:07how about
08:09will you seal the deal with your first kiss
08:33i'll save it for when you're alone
08:37let's go have some fun yeah
08:46first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash dude that's nasty
08:52zeke you want in what the hell dude she's a person not a bet
08:58chill bro all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor can you please not mess it up with
09:02my roommate
09:03she's a big girl she can handle herself
09:08she's off limits you hear me
09:11or what or i'll kick your ass
09:15yeah okay beat it i got business to take care of
09:19but you're lucky this is her house
09:22look ignore him all right first one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash
09:31i think that's enough studying for today
09:41so you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:47well i should warn you that this
09:50is a dodger home
09:52dodger home
09:55not anymore
09:58you're not even recruited yet no it's coming
10:03you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
10:07yeah that's if you don't flunk out
10:09i know funny
10:13well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:23so now that we're
10:25alone
10:31so i don't know how it feels to be kissed
10:51i don't know how
10:55how do i
10:58lesson one
11:01trust yourself
11:04breathe
11:06just
11:08follow what feels good
11:14don't hold back
11:16beautiful
11:21um
11:23i'm sorry you uh
11:26you don't have to do this
11:29what
11:33pretend you want me
11:36i'm not pretending
11:39are you sure
11:42what makes you think otherwise
11:48because
11:51in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:56i am a fat loser with
11:59frizzy here and thunder thighs so
12:10come with me
12:13want to show you something
12:31uh-uh
12:32uh-uh
12:33eye contact is how guys know you're into them
12:38i don't like being stared at
12:40they're admiring
12:43look at yourself
12:48what are you doing
12:51putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:55why am i staring at myself this is embarrassing
13:02call it a confidence drill
13:06can i continue
13:09yeah
13:28sorry um
13:29i
13:32i'm not used to this so i
13:33you don't have to apologize
13:34i just want you
13:38to
13:39see yourself as you are
13:43beautiful
13:50lesson three
13:52ask for what you want
13:56can
13:58can
13:58we
14:03will you kiss me
14:06hmm
14:25what was that bad did i did i do it wrong no no you're natural
14:39really yeah don't want to get to your head well i think that we should go to bed
14:51already oh no oh my god not you and i not together separately in in our separate beds
14:58because not together that that would be crazy we can if you want
15:06you set the pace butterfly
15:08so
15:38study time i was studying i was working on my fastball yeah and you need to be working on
15:46your organismal biology comprehension which you clearly know nothing about which is alarmingly
15:51concerning so
15:54i feel unmotivated
15:59come on teach what made my lessons fun
16:08okay fine for every answer that you get wrong you strip but for every answer that you get right
16:20i'll strip
16:25geez amelia strip tutoring
16:28i didn't think you had it in you
16:30yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you in or what
16:36bring it on
16:40first question
16:42what's the role of the sodium potassium pump
16:46it's it's when you eat sugar
16:55you're joking right
16:59the sodium potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient
17:04so
17:05so
17:08strip
17:12so
17:29I guess I should have worn a shirt.
17:37Next question.
17:39What's the key to maintaining blood glucose levels?
17:44Hmm.
17:47You're gonna turn the strip.
17:50We'll see.
17:59Insulin.
18:12That's cheating.
18:20What are you guys doing?
18:22We are just studying.
18:24Studying.
18:24Yeah.
18:26Okay.
18:27Love that.
18:28But did Zeke not tell you about the plan?
18:33I've got a game today.
18:34Tess is here to help you get ready and bring you to the after party.
18:38Another party, Zeke.
18:39You have to study.
18:42I think it's time to practice what I taught you.
18:50Okay.
18:51We need to talk.
18:55My brother tells me that you don't know that you're an absolute babe.
18:59Hey.
19:01Oh, um, I mean, I know I'm not conventionally attractive, so.
19:06Conventional attractiveness is a myth.
19:09Anywho, I went shopping.
19:10It's like my love language or something, but I picked you out some outfits.
19:15You want to play dress up?
19:19Honestly?
19:21Yeah.
19:22Yeah.
19:23Me too.
19:24Okay, let's go.
19:30Thank you for doing this.
19:32Seriously, I owe you one.
19:35At least I can do.
19:37For what?
19:40For helping Zeke.
19:42You literally saved his life because I was going to kill him if he flunked out.
19:48I hope I can help him.
19:50Oh, you can.
19:51He's not dumb.
19:52He just has this thing in his head that baseball and partying and getting with every girl in a five
19:56-mile radius is all he's good for.
20:05But I think he'll listen to you.
20:07He likes you.
20:08He told me so.
20:12No, no, no, no.
20:12No smiling.
20:13Okay.
20:14I'm going to line your lips.
20:15Focus.
20:23Let's go.
20:26Dude, when you struck out that last batter, I swear.
20:29Scout's trials are on the ground.
20:31I was actually planning on throwing him.
20:40What's that?
20:42Amelia?
20:45Oh.
20:47I'm waiting.
20:49You're left with nothing.
20:51You're no skin.
20:54At least there's something.
20:57See?
20:58That horror.
20:59We'll go.
21:00Hey!
21:01Hey!
21:02Hey!
21:02Hey!
21:02Hey!
21:03Hey!
21:04Damn, Fabian works fast.
21:05Amanda!
21:06She's the girl I wanted to see.
21:08Listen, I want to show you something.
21:09It's just right over here.
21:10It's Amelia.
21:11Told you to leave her alone.
21:14We're just having a conversation, bro.
21:16Relax.
21:17Back off.
21:18Or he'll be watching the next game from the bench.
21:24Sorry, pal.
21:25She's coming all the way home with me tonight.
21:28What the hell?
21:29Psycho, I'm your teammate.
21:30You're a piece of trash.
21:37What the hell was that?
21:39I thought you wanted me to practice flirting.
21:41Not with him.
21:42He's trying...
21:45He's trying to take you to the upstairs tree.
21:49The what?
21:50Look, Fabian is not good enough for you.
21:52Just ignore him.
21:54Okay.
21:57Wait.
21:59What's the upstairs tree?
22:01It's a tree where we take girls, and after we kiss them under it, they always ask to go upstairs
22:05with us.
22:06That's the move?
22:08Yeah.
22:09Kissing a girl under a tree?
22:12The upstairs tree.
22:13Ah, right.
22:16When does that work?
22:17I don't know.
22:18It just does.
22:18Because...
22:19I don't understand how a tree could do that.
22:25I will show you.
22:29Part of lesson four, allow yourself to be swept off your feet.
22:43That's just it.
22:52Okay, so the story goes, founder planted this tree for his wife, and the seed shipped all
22:57the way from North Carolina.
22:58He dug the hole himself, watered it every day.
23:02Usually, the girl says something like,
23:04Well, it seems like a lot of work.
23:07Wow, it seems like a lot of work.
23:08There you go.
23:09And we would say, oh, the guy would do anything for a pretty girl.
23:12Right, but usually you'd mean it, right?
23:16I mean it right now, pretty girl.
23:19Then we would lead them behind the tree.
23:27And then...
23:29What?
23:31Do this.
23:45So, upstairs?
23:49No.
24:03So, what's it like living in a frat?
24:08Fun.
24:10Baseball.
24:12Parties.
24:14Girls.
24:16What about class?
24:18Yeah, I'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate.
24:22No, you.
24:23Making mean lasagna, right?
24:25Sure do.
24:27You ask nice and I'll let you taste it.
24:30It's always about the sex with you, isn't it?
24:32Well, it's what people expect from me, so...
24:36Maybe.
24:37You should try exceeding their expectations.
24:41Gotta be honest, I think this is the most I've ever talked on an upstairs trip.
24:47What does a normal upstairs trip look like?
24:52This.
24:56Anļæ½ļæ½Soul.
25:10Zeke... Stop
25:11teasing. Lesson
25:125. Patience
25:14is a virtue.
25:17The build up is half the
25:18fun.
25:29That guy's gonna take his time
25:33Savor every inch
25:35What about listen three?
25:38Asking for what I want
25:48All right, butterfly
25:51What do you want?
25:54I want you to touch me
25:57For academic purposes, obviously
26:04Well then
26:05In the spirit of education
26:21What else?
26:24I want you to kiss me
26:26Please
27:03Reminiscing already?
27:05Shut up
27:07I gotta go find Tessa
27:08But I'll be right back
27:21Wow, that's beautiful
27:25Hey, um
27:27Emilio, right?
27:30I'm Sam
27:31Second baseman
27:32Backup pitcher
27:35Fellow artist
27:37You paint too?
27:38No, I'm an actor
27:40Aspiring anyway
27:43What kind of stuff do you make?
27:45Oh, just representational art
27:46With a focus on color theory
27:48That's wow, yeah
27:50You have no idea
27:51What I just said
27:52No, not at all
27:54Um
27:54But maybe I could
27:55I could take you out
27:57And
27:58Hear you tell me all about
28:01That
28:02Um
28:03Can I have your number?
28:07What are you doing?
28:10Well, I'm
28:11I'm asking Emilio out
28:13You know, I thought we could
28:14We could talk art
28:15Since when do you care about art?
28:18Come on, man
28:19You know I act
28:21So what do you say?
28:24I'd love to
28:25Wow
28:27She'd love to
28:30I'm looking forward to it
28:36Oh, Emilio has a date
28:38Emilio has a date
28:39Cut it out, Tessa
28:42It's just to hang out
28:44I'm gonna go get some more water
28:51Okay, Spell
28:53What's going on between you two?
28:56No, I don't know what you're talking about
28:59Yeah, right
29:00I've literally never seen you this jealous
29:02I'm not jealous
29:03I'm just protecting her
29:05Because you have a huge crush on her
29:06No, I don't
29:09We're friends
29:10She doesn't see me like that
29:12Okay
29:14Amelia
29:15So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:17Be honest
29:18I think he's charming
29:20That's for sure
29:21Charming, huh?
29:23You're about really hot
29:23Uh, zip it
29:25I asked her
29:26Not you
29:29I think he's kind
29:30And generous
29:32And super motivated
29:34But
29:35I think he sells himself short
29:39I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player
29:44Damn, bro
29:45She sees you
29:46She's a real one
29:47Alright, what about you, Zeke?
29:48What do you think of Amelia?
29:53She's, uh
29:57She's great
29:58Great roommate
29:59Total chiller
30:02Right
30:03Thanks a lot, Remy
30:23Hey
30:26So, uh
30:27When's that test again?
30:28Finals are almost over
30:32Yeah
30:32I, uh
30:35I took it yesterday
30:38Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:40Well, I wanted to wait
30:42So I could show you
30:44My first A
30:47Oh, my God
30:51You did it
30:52Well, I couldn't have done it without you, Teach
30:57But you can go in Home
31:07No, I guess
31:16Sorry
31:28so you're going out with Sam then
31:34yeah um
31:37I guess it all worked out
31:42you got the A
31:46I got the guy
31:48you don't even know him
31:49I'm doing what you told me to
31:52trusting myself and letting myself get swept off my feet
31:55yeah but
31:56but what
31:58I'm not understanding the problem
32:00it's no problem
32:02what's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me date anybody
32:08are you
32:09are you jealous
32:13Zeke
32:14no
32:20right cause
32:22cause you're the one that said
32:24no feelings
32:26yep
32:29and I guess our
32:30our lessons are over
32:33yeah cool
32:35I better go get ready for my date
32:37wish me luck
32:38good luck
32:41good luck
32:54I know myself
32:56and hear the scars
32:58now I'm reaching to you
33:02well
33:03I figure as the brat's sweetheart
33:05it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat
33:09before the big game tomorrow
33:10I'll take my sweet treat upstairs
33:18missed you babe
33:21damn dude
33:22you know you really are a psychopath
33:25sorry bro
33:31Zeke
33:35excuse you
33:37how happened to the museum
33:40we're meeting here
33:42we were about to head out
33:44I didn't know
33:47right
33:49I'm gonna go wait outside
33:54you're seriously pining over those kinkles
33:57definitely not pining over your hateful ass
33:59don't talk about her like that
34:14it's hard to get around to her
34:16for the second time
34:29I uh
34:31I thought you'd be with that girl
34:39how was your date with Sam?
34:44it was good
34:48cool
34:51I'm happy for you
35:26big talk
35:27but he just can't get it in the hall dude
35:31speaking of
35:31thanks for striking out with Jen
35:32and sending her back my way
35:33shut up
35:35your roomie though
35:36that is a tough nut to crack
35:38she wouldn't even let Sam kiss her
35:40what are you talking about?
35:41hey
35:41don't count me out
35:42you know it's not over till the fat lady's end
35:45oh
35:47oh
35:47oh
35:48for sure
35:48for sure
35:50was this about the bet?
35:51I thought you liked her
35:52no
35:53I like winning
35:55plus it's like the best acting exercise ever
35:57like my
35:58oh wait
35:59you're done
36:00you hear me?
36:01leave her alone
36:02text her
36:03don't call her
36:03don't even look at her
36:05yo
36:05what the hell dude
36:06since when you so whipped?
36:08yeah
36:14you're bugging out Zeke
36:15what the hell?
36:17he needs to cool off or something
36:18he's just mad
36:19I guess
36:20oh
36:20oh
36:28Zeke
36:29what are you doing?
36:31don't talk to Sam again
36:33I'm not doing this with you
36:35we talked about this
36:38I'm not doing this with you
36:38I'm not doing this with you
36:38I was jealous
36:39I was jealous
36:40I thought of him
36:42making you smile
36:43and
36:45touching you
36:46kissing you
36:47it drove me crazy
36:51he's not your man
36:52butterfly
36:56I am
37:02I know I said I don't do feelings
37:05that I'm not boyfriend material
37:06but you changed everything for me
37:10I want to be the man you see when you look at me
37:14Amelia
37:15would you be my girlfriend?
37:22yeah
37:23of course I will
37:40God you're such a good teacher
37:43hi
37:43what a good teacher
37:45speaking of
37:48I think I have a few more lessons for you
37:50oh
37:59what do you want butterfly?
38:03I want you to be my first
38:07are you sure?
38:10very sure
38:13I know it was bad
38:22but I want to hear you
38:24tell me just
38:24how
38:25would you do it all again
38:29even if it had the same exact impact
38:33sniffing on candy and screaming
38:35dripping out words
38:35I eat it
38:36pretty good
38:36I concede
38:37dishing out how I'm treated
38:38switching up on no meaning
38:39that don't make sense
38:41but if this ain't okay
38:42trying to make it go away
38:43breaking the whole top of my face
38:44walk to the bottom
38:45I'm late
38:45baby can't you see
38:47I like to crash back
38:48how you used to talk to me
38:50flashbang
38:51how I used to combat you
38:53snap back
38:54baby can we count
38:56to three
38:56can't live with or without you
38:59watch me encounter
39:00watch me encounter
39:02watch me encounter
39:03watch me encounter
39:04watch me encounter
39:05watch me encounter
39:10yeah
39:13that looks really good
39:14on you
39:15hmm?
39:16mhm
39:19fortunately I do have a game today
39:20so I'm gonna need that bag
39:23oh yeah?
39:24yeah
39:24hmm
39:26preferably sooner rather than later
39:28actually
39:28so
39:31we'll just take it off right now
39:33right?
39:36make me
39:42it's probably just Tessa
39:44ignore it
39:48oh
39:51damn dude
39:52I guess we owe you 500 bucks
39:54huh?
39:55you sneaky bastard
39:57Fabian get the hell out of here
39:58Seek
40:00what is he talking about?
40:02oh
40:02you see
40:03we made a bet
40:04sweetheart
40:05on who could fuck you first
40:07okay that's enough
40:09hey
40:09feel free to come collect your cash anytime
40:12oh
40:13and uh
40:13you forgot this
40:15toodaloo
40:15have a nice life
40:22you know
40:22look I can explain
40:23okay
40:24you slept with me to win a bet?
40:26no
40:26no I had nothing to do with it
40:27Sam did
40:29that's why I told you to stop seeing it
40:31and you didn't
40:33tell me
40:34how could you do this to me
40:35how could you lie?
40:37I was protecting you
40:40what great job
40:43Emilio please
40:44don't touch me
41:07it's Tessa
41:10I'm sorry
41:11for texting you
41:12you absolutely
41:14should have texted me
41:16no
41:16no
41:16he's
41:17he's your brother
41:18I just
41:19I didn't know who else to talk to
41:21you can always talk to me
41:24I used to be able to talk to him
41:26and now
41:28I can't even look at him
41:31you want me to kill him?
41:32I will kill him
41:34tempting
41:35tempting
41:37no honestly
41:39this is probably for the best
41:42I never could have dated a Yankee
41:43I never could have dated a Yankee anyway
41:47you love him
41:48don't you?
41:51I don't know
41:52all I know
41:53is that I've never felt this way about anybody
41:56it's like he's pulling me like gravity
42:03but he doesn't feel the same way
42:05of course he does
42:07my brother is an idiot
42:08when it comes to emotional stuff
42:10but I know he cares about you
42:13I've never seen him look at anyone
42:14the way he looks at you
42:16if you really cared about me
42:18he never would have lied
42:21god I feel so stupid
42:25let me talk to him
42:26I'll set him straight
42:27I swear
42:27no
42:28no
42:28it's fine
42:31pretty soon
42:32he'll be off in New York
42:34and we'll be in LA
42:37and we'll never have to see each other again
42:54we need to talk
42:57I don't feel like it
42:59the fact that you're out here
43:00throwing a ball around
43:01instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness
43:03I know mom raised you better
43:05she told me to leave her alone
43:07do you care about her?
43:08of course I do
43:10that's not the point
43:12the point is I'm not good enough for her
43:14I hurt her Tessa
43:15it's just who I am
43:17I'm not a relationship guy
43:19you know this
43:19okay enough
43:21you know how to be a relationship guy
43:23you commit to being in a relationship
43:25I mean it's literally that easy
43:28you're more than a fuckboy
43:29you hear me?
43:31so it's time to grow up
43:32and go get your girl
43:35she deserves better than me
43:37so be better
43:47hey
43:49can I talk to you?
43:52if you want
44:05are those Dodger blue and white
44:07or Yankee blue and white?
44:09Dodger
44:10this is a Dodger's home
44:16I'm sorry
44:18okay I should have told you about the best sooner
44:24you should have
44:28thought I was protecting you
44:30thought I was doing the right thing
44:34but the right thing isn't lying to you
44:38so I'm going to be completely honest
44:40from here on out
44:45I don't want to be just fun
44:47butterfly
44:49when it comes to you
44:50I want to be forever
44:55I want to keep showing you
44:57how beautiful you really are
45:00I want to be that
45:00gushy romantic guy
45:02that brings you flowers
45:04and writes you poetry
45:07I want to be everything you want
45:10everything you deserve
45:14so tell me
45:17what do you want?
45:22I want
45:27I want to trust myself
45:31and I
45:32I want to follow what feels good
45:38and I don't want to hold back
45:43I want you
45:44Zeke
45:48you too?
45:50of course I do
45:58thank god
46:00because I already asked coach
46:01to set up a call
46:02with the Dodgers recruiter
46:04you did what?
46:07I told you
46:08this is the Dodger home
46:10I'm going to try to get signed by them
46:11instead of the Yankees
46:12so
46:13when you move to LA
46:15we'll be there together
46:18and what if I said no?
46:23I'd have to pivot to plan B
46:26lasagna
46:26I want you to trust you
46:29I want you to trust me
46:32that I do
46:35you
46:35you
46:36I want you
46:42I want you
46:43Oh, oh, oh.
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