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My X-Ray Vision Sees Right Through You FREE
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00:00:00You
00:00:12Can I help you?
00:00:14I'm just picking up a gift for my girlfriend
00:00:16That's sweet, but that watch is five hundred thousand dollars
00:00:20It shouldn't be the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters
00:00:24Which will result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy. Please take it off the floor
00:00:30Look, I don't have time for this
00:00:32LVMX the largest luxury brand empire in the world just bought us and their mysterious owner is coming here today
00:00:39Yeah, so I heard
00:00:52Surprise oh my god. Oh my god. Wow. I am so sorry. Mr. Dawson
00:00:58I didn't realize it was you. Don't worry about it. I dressed down today
00:01:12Oh
00:01:13I can't see
00:01:15Get down
00:01:16I don't know
00:01:17I can't see you. I am so sorry
00:01:17I'm sorry
00:01:17I don't know
00:01:17I am so sorry
00:01:17I can't see you. I can't see you. I can't see you. I am so sorry
00:01:17Okay, I am so sorry
00:01:22Everybody get on the fucking ground now
00:01:31Mr. Dawson needs us.
00:01:35Let's go, boys.
00:01:38You, grab the fucking bags and come with us.
00:01:41Yeah, I don't think so.
00:01:43Oh, we got a smartass, huh?
00:01:45I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours.
00:01:49Can we make it five?
00:01:50What?
00:01:51Yeah, five seconds.
00:01:52That should be enough time.
00:01:54Five.
00:01:55Four.
00:01:56Three.
00:01:57You're dead, kid!
00:01:58Two.
00:02:01And...
00:02:01Enjoy prison.
00:02:04What the...
00:02:08Don't fucking move.
00:02:09Get the fuck back!
00:02:10Get back right now, or I'll shoot the kid!
00:02:14I'm warning you!
00:02:18Weak spot.
00:02:19Bad wrist.
00:02:19Hairline fracture that never healed.
00:02:41This one's perfect.
00:02:42I'll take it.
00:02:44I'd love to stay in chat, but...
00:02:48My cop is here.
00:02:50And I'm going to be late for my first day of class.
00:02:52Boom!
00:03:04You were born with supervision.
00:03:08I know.
00:03:09And with that power, you created LVMX, a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the
00:03:15earth.
00:03:16Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:03:17Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country.
00:03:21But it's still just that.
00:03:22A high school.
00:03:23You don't need this.
00:03:25But...
00:03:26I do need Katie.
00:03:31We've been dating long distance for forever now.
00:03:34And I'm going to surprise her today, and finally reveal who I really am.
00:03:37She'll be shocked.
00:03:39Yeah.
00:03:40Especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections to get her favorite social media idol,
00:03:45Liv Sparks, to transfer to this school.
00:03:52Mr. Dawson, maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
00:03:56I can't!
00:03:57I miss Homeroom!
00:03:59Oh my God, Liv Sparks is coming!
00:04:01She's got me.
00:04:02I wonder where Katie is.
00:04:04Oh my God!
00:04:08It's Liv Sparks!
00:04:17I can't believe she's at her school!
00:04:19She's one of the hottest influencers in the world!
00:04:24Katie will be thrilled when she needs her idol.
00:04:27Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today.
00:04:33Hey, you.
00:04:35Miss Sparks.
00:04:36I have a 4.0.
00:04:37I drive a Mercedes Gullwing, and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:04:43Uh, I'm...
00:04:45Eric.
00:04:46I have a 0.0, and I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding.
00:04:52And I have no followers on any social media.
00:04:56Hey, well, you're not exactly what I was expecting, but I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
00:05:02What?
00:05:03Boyfriend?
00:05:05I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear.
00:05:07Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:05:09I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
00:05:14You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:05:17I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:05:18I have a girlfriend, and that watch is for her.
00:05:23Huh.
00:05:25I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
00:05:28I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:05:39Oh, look.
00:05:40I am so sorry about all of this.
00:05:43Liv, wait!
00:05:44It's okay.
00:05:47You need more than a tonic.
00:05:49That's not a sore throat.
00:05:50You're going to die.
00:05:52What?
00:05:53Why would you say that to me?
00:05:55If you don't go to the nurse in ten minutes, you will die.
00:06:00Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:06:02Okay, look.
00:06:03First of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
00:06:08Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:06:11Just promise me.
00:06:13You need to go get your throat checked.
00:06:17Go.
00:06:18Now.
00:06:19Okay.
00:06:19Fine.
00:06:26You're kind of weird.
00:06:28Go.
00:06:28Now.
00:06:32Wouldn't it hurt?
00:06:34Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:06:41Katie!
00:06:43Katie!
00:06:49Katie?
00:06:51Katie, what are you doing?
00:06:53Eric, what are you doing here?
00:06:56I wanted to surprise you.
00:06:59Eric, you're like my summer fling.
00:07:01You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:07:04Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were swimming with?
00:07:08Jeez, buddy.
00:07:09Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:07:11Who's this guy?
00:07:13This guy is Miles Pickett.
00:07:16I'm a big deal around here, bro.
00:07:22This is sweet.
00:07:23Did you save up every last penny?
00:07:25Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:07:29Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school.
00:07:35How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:07:37Ah!
00:07:37Really?
00:07:38Yeah.
00:07:45It's already been almost 10 minutes.
00:07:47I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:07:51All right, Liv.
00:07:52Say ah.
00:07:53Ah.
00:07:56What?
00:07:57Hold on.
00:08:18Oh, my God!
00:08:24You're lucky.
00:08:25One more minute and that would have killed you.
00:08:28He was right.
00:08:29But how?
00:08:31That's not a sore throat.
00:08:32You're going to die.
00:08:35I need to find that boy.
00:08:37Katie.
00:08:40Is this who you really want?
00:08:42Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks.
00:08:46Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:08:51She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place.
00:08:56Miles is legit.
00:08:58You're just a poverty case.
00:09:00You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass.
00:09:07And this, by the way, not a knockoff.
00:09:10This watch is worth more than your house.
00:09:18You're hilarious, buddy.
00:09:20I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more.
00:09:30We're just not from the same worlds, Eric.
00:09:37You're right.
00:09:39We're not.
00:09:43I really thought I knew her.
00:09:50There you are.
00:09:53Oh my God, you were right.
00:09:56How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
00:09:59It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
00:10:05No, really.
00:10:07I was born with it.
00:10:09Really?
00:10:10Yeah, really.
00:10:12Okay.
00:10:13Then what color is my bra?
00:10:19A gentleman never looks.
00:10:21Sure.
00:10:23You are so weird.
00:10:25What happened with your girlfriend?
00:10:28Former girlfriend.
00:10:29She broke up with me.
00:10:37Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
00:10:40I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
00:10:43I think I'll be fine.
00:10:55Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:10:59Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends.
00:11:02Oh, hey.
00:11:05Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:11:08Do what?
00:11:08I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
00:11:10You look like you could use the affection.
00:11:13It looks like you could use the money.
00:11:16Pays 10,000.
00:11:17An hour?
00:11:18It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid, but...
00:11:21In total!
00:11:25Look.
00:11:27They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me.
00:11:31It'll be our first appearance together.
00:11:34And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff.
00:11:38Okay?
00:11:42Your bra's red.
00:11:45And quite scandalous for school.
00:11:49Don't be late.
00:11:54Beat it, loser.
00:11:56This party's for the school's elite.
00:11:57Not for nerds with Pokemon watches, huh?
00:12:06What a squid.
00:12:09What a jerk.
00:12:12Hey, that was a really cool watch.
00:12:15Tell you what.
00:12:16Do you want to trade?
00:12:18That's a Rolex.
00:12:20I like yours more.
00:12:22Thanks.
00:12:23Make sure to change the battery every six months, though.
00:12:29I didn't know you were so sweet.
00:12:37Wow.
00:12:46Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed.
00:12:49My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels.
00:12:52Sure.
00:12:53Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later.
00:12:56Yep.
00:12:57That would be me.
00:12:58So tonight has to be perfect.
00:13:00That means that if anyone messes with me, or my boyfriend, I will personally use my fame,
00:13:08money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level.
00:13:14My publicist is calling.
00:13:15Here is the invite and purse.
00:13:18See you there?
00:13:26Oh my god, Miles.
00:13:27I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks.
00:13:30Of course.
00:13:31You know, she's such a big influencer.
00:13:33This is so cool.
00:13:34I mean, I'm going to pitch her my makeup line, and if she promotes it, I'd make millions.
00:13:42What the hell is he doing here?
00:13:45Hey, buddy.
00:13:48This is an exclusive party, so you've got two options.
00:13:51You better either get out, or I'll kick you out.
00:13:56He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
00:14:01He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap.
00:14:07You're trespassing, Eric?
00:14:09No, I'm not.
00:14:10I'm Liv Sparks plus one.
00:14:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:20Wait, wait.
00:14:21The Liv Sparks invited you?
00:14:24Yep.
00:14:29Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this comeback even ten feet close to her.
00:14:35He's probably a stalker.
00:14:38You a stalker, bro?
00:14:40Why don't you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:14:43What else do you take?
00:14:44Her clothes?
00:14:46Her panties, huh?
00:14:51You disgusting barber!
00:14:54Eric, you idiot.
00:14:55What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:14:59She will crush you.
00:15:01In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date?
00:15:08Listen up, everyone!
00:15:11Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up.
00:15:17Make an example out of him, all right?
00:15:23Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:15:25I'm here with Liv.
00:15:25She would never, ever, in a million years, date a piece of human waste like you.
00:15:30Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
00:15:33You're so delusional.
00:15:36If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:15:43Really?
00:15:43You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:15:46That's not just pathetic.
00:15:48It's psychotic.
00:15:49Be careful with that.
00:15:51Oh, why?
00:15:52Did you, uh, take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to, uh, be able to afford that, huh?
00:15:58Is Liv just going to be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:16:02Oh, Katie, don't mess it up.
00:16:04Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart.
00:16:08Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:16:09I have an idea.
00:16:10We should wash it.
00:16:12In the toilet.
00:16:17Ah!
00:16:18You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
00:16:22That's not her purse.
00:16:23You're not her boyfriend.
00:16:25You're just some creepy, poor pervert.
00:16:30She's literally just outside.
00:16:32You can go ask her.
00:16:33I have a better idea.
00:16:35This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
00:16:40Wait, Katie, don't...
00:16:48I tried.
00:16:54Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:17:01I think it's time Liv Sparks sees the Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
00:17:07We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:17:14Last chance.
00:17:16Just let me go.
00:17:17No.
00:17:19I'm going to enjoy this.
00:17:21No, you really aren't.
00:17:22Oh, shit.
00:17:24And you'll see why in three...
00:17:29Two...
00:17:32One...
00:17:33What are you doing?
00:18:03You
00:18:04Can I help you?
00:18:06I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend
00:18:08That's sweet, but that watch is five hundred thousand dollars
00:18:12It shouldn't be
00:18:14The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters
00:18:16Which will result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy
00:18:20Please take it off the floor
00:18:22Look, I don't have time for this
00:18:24LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world just bought us
00:18:29And their mysterious owner is coming here today
00:18:32Yeah, so I heard
00:18:44Surprise
00:18:45Oh my god, oh my god, wow
00:18:48I am so sorry Mr. Dawson
00:18:50I didn't realize it was you
00:18:52Don't worry about it
00:18:54I dressed down today
00:19:05Oh
00:19:05I can't see
00:19:07Get down
00:19:08Press the line
00:19:14Everybody get on the fucking ground now
00:19:17Get down
00:19:22Mr. Dawson needs us
00:19:27Let's go boys
00:19:30You
00:19:30Grab the fucking bags and come with us
00:19:33Yeah, I don't think so
00:19:35Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:19:37I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours
00:19:40Can we make it five?
00:19:42What?
00:19:43Yeah, five seconds
00:19:44That should be enough time
00:19:45Five
00:19:46Four
00:19:48Three
00:19:49You're dead kid!
00:19:51Two
00:19:51And
00:19:54Enjoy prison
00:19:55Two
00:19:56What the?
00:20:00Don't fucking move
00:20:01Get the fuck back!
00:20:02Get back right now or I'll shoot the kid
00:20:06I'm warning you
00:20:10Weak spot
00:20:11Bad wrist
00:20:11Hairline fracture that never healed
00:20:33This one's perfect
00:20:34I'll take it
00:20:36I'd love to stay and chat but...
00:20:40My coppers here
00:20:42And I'm gonna be late to my first day of class
00:20:44BOOM!
00:20:46BOOM!
00:20:47BOOM!
00:20:50BOOM!
00:20:52BOOM!
00:20:52BOOM!
00:20:52BOOM!
00:20:52BOOM!
00:20:53BOOM!
00:20:54BOOM!
00:20:54BOOM!
00:20:56You were born with supervision
00:21:01I know
00:21:01And with that power you created LVMX
00:21:04A company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth
00:21:08Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:21:09Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country
00:21:13But it's still just that, a high school
00:21:15You don't need this
00:21:17But...
00:21:18I do need Katie
00:21:23We've been dating long distance for forever now
00:21:25And I'm gonna surprise her today
00:21:27And finally reveal who I really am
00:21:29She'll be shocked
00:21:30Yeah
00:21:31Especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections
00:21:35To get her favorite social media idol, Liv Sparks
00:21:38To transfer to this school
00:21:42Mr. Dawson
00:21:45Maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
00:21:48I can't!
00:21:49I miss homeroom
00:21:51Oh my god, Liv Sparks is coming!
00:21:53She's gonna react
00:21:54She's dead
00:21:54I wonder where Katie is
00:21:56Oh my god!
00:22:00It's Liv Sparks!
00:22:09I can't believe she's at her school!
00:22:11She's one of the hottest influencers in the world!
00:22:16Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol
00:22:19Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:22:25Hey you!
00:22:27Miss Sparks
00:22:28I have a 4.0
00:22:29I drive a Mercedes Gullwing
00:22:31And I also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:22:35Uh, I'm...
00:22:37Eric
00:22:38I have a 0.0
00:22:40And I don't drive
00:22:41Although I'm pretty good at skateboarding
00:22:44And I have no followers on any social media
00:22:47Hey Will
00:22:48You're not exactly what I was expecting
00:22:51But I guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:22:54What?
00:22:55Boyfriend?
00:22:57I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear
00:22:59Having a boyfriend will be good for my image
00:23:01I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:23:06You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:23:09I think you've got the wrong guy
00:23:10I have a girlfriend
00:23:11And that watch is for her
00:23:15Huh
00:23:17I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend
00:23:19We hired standing here for me
00:23:20I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:23:32Oh look, I am so sorry about all of this
00:23:35Liv, wait!
00:23:37It's okay
00:23:39You need more than a tonic
00:23:41That's not a sore throat
00:23:42You're going to die
00:23:44What?
00:23:45Why would you say that to me?
00:23:47If you don't go to the nurse in ten minutes
00:23:49You will die
00:23:51Uh
00:23:52Promise me
00:23:53You'll go see the nurse
00:23:54Okay, look
00:23:55First of all
00:23:56I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
00:24:00Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:24:02Just
00:24:04Promise me
00:24:05You need to go get your throat checked
00:24:09Go
00:24:10Now
00:24:11Okay
00:24:12Fine
00:24:18You're kinda weird
00:24:20Go
00:24:20Now
00:24:25Wouldn't it hurt?
00:24:26Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:24:33Katie
00:24:37Katie
00:24:41Katie?
00:24:44Katie, what are you doing?
00:24:45Eric, what are you doing here?
00:24:48I
00:24:49I
00:24:49Wanted
00:24:50To surprise you
00:24:51Eric, you're like my summer fling
00:24:53You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
00:24:56Wait
00:24:57This is the poor townie boy you were slummin' with?
00:25:00Jeez, buddy
00:25:01Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:25:03Who's this guy?
00:25:06This guy
00:25:06Is Miles Pickett
00:25:08I'm a big deal around here
00:25:10Bro
00:25:12Oh
00:25:12Oh
00:25:14This is sweet
00:25:15Did you save up every last penny?
00:25:17Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:25:21Meanwhile, hosting a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school
00:25:27How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:25:29Really?
00:25:30Yeah
00:25:37It's already been almost 10 minutes
00:25:39I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:25:43Alright Liv, say ah
00:25:45Ah
00:25:48What?
00:25:49Hold on
00:26:10Oh my god
00:26:16You're lucky
00:26:17One more minute and that would've killed you
00:26:20He was right
00:26:21But how?
00:26:23That's not a sore throat, you're going to die
00:26:26I need to find that boy
00:26:29Katie
00:26:32Is this who you really want?
00:26:34Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks
00:26:38Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch
00:26:44She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place
00:26:48Miles is legit
00:26:50You're just a poverty case
00:26:52You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
00:26:59And this, by the way, not a knockoff
00:27:02This watch is worth more than your house
00:27:10You're hilarious, buddy
00:27:11I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more
00:27:22We're just not from the same worlds, Eric
00:27:30You're right
00:27:31We're not
00:27:35I really thought I knew her
00:27:43There you are
00:27:43There you are
00:27:45Oh my god, you were right
00:27:47Thank you
00:27:48How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
00:27:51It's a little hard to explain, but
00:27:53I have x-ray vision
00:27:58No, really
00:27:59I was born with it
00:28:01Really?
00:28:02Yeah, really
00:28:04Okay
00:28:05Then what color is my bra?
00:28:11A gentleman never looks
00:28:13Sure
00:28:15You are so weird
00:28:17What happened with your girlfriend?
00:28:20Former
00:28:21Girlfriend, she broke up with me
00:28:29Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
00:28:32I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
00:28:35I think I'll be fine
00:28:47Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:28:51Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriend's
00:28:55Hey!
00:28:57Speaking of which
00:28:58I'll do it
00:29:00Do what?
00:29:01I'll be your trophy boyfriend
00:29:02You look like you could use the affection
00:29:05And it looks like you could use the money
00:29:08Pays ten thousand
00:29:09An hour?
00:29:10It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid
00:29:13In total!
00:29:18Look
00:29:20They're hosting this
00:29:21Welcome Liv party tonight for me
00:29:23It'll be our first appearance together
00:29:26And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff
00:29:30Okay?
00:29:34Your bra is red
00:29:37And quite scandalous for school
00:29:41Don't be late
00:29:46Beat it loser!
00:29:48This party's for the school's elite
00:29:49Not for nerds with
00:29:51Pokemon watches, huh?
00:29:58What a squid
00:30:01What a jerk
00:30:04Hey!
00:30:05That was a really cool watch
00:30:07Tell you what
00:30:08Do you want a trade?
00:30:10That's a Rolex
00:30:12I like yours more
00:30:14Thanks!
00:30:15Make sure to change the battery every six months though
00:30:21I didn't know you were so sweet
00:30:29Wow!
00:30:38Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed
00:30:41My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
00:30:44Sure
00:30:45Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is gonna be here later
00:30:48Yup, that would be me
00:30:50So tonight has to be perfect
00:30:53That means that if anyone messes with me
00:30:55Or my boyfriend
00:30:57I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level
00:31:06My publicist is calling
00:31:07Here is the invite
00:31:09And purse
00:31:11See you there
00:31:18Oh my god, Miles
00:31:19I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the LVSparks
00:31:22Of course, you know, she's such a big influencer
00:31:25This is so cool
00:31:26I mean, I'm gonna pitch her my makeup line
00:31:28And if she promotes it, I'd make millions
00:31:34What the hell is he doing here?
00:31:37Hey buddy
00:31:40This is an exclusive party
00:31:42So you got two options
00:31:44You better either get out
00:31:45Or I'll kick you out
00:31:48He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in a dumpster
00:31:53He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
00:31:59You're trespassing, Eric?
00:32:01No, I'm not
00:32:03From LIVSparks plus one
00:32:10Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:32:13Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:32:13The LIVSparks invited you?
00:32:16Yep
00:32:22LIVSparks wouldn't allow this scambag even 10 feet close to her
00:32:27He's probably a stalker
00:32:30you a stalker bro oh you uh go in her house and find this outfit huh what else you take
00:32:36her clothes her her panties huh
00:32:43you're disgusting barbers eric you idiot what do you think liv is gonna do when she finds out
00:32:50you're pretending to be her boyfriend she will crush you in that case you probably don't want
00:32:56to piss her off by like i don't know insulting her date listen up everyone get this gooner freak
00:33:05out of here before liv spark shows up make an example out of him all right
00:33:15buddy you really don't want to do this i'm here with liv she would never ever in a million years
00:33:20date a piece of human waste like you liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste
00:33:25you're so delusional if i'm delusional then why do i have her purse
00:33:35really you have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is liv's
00:33:38that's not just pathetic it's psychotic be careful with that oh why did you uh take up
00:33:45extra shifts at mickey d's to uh be able to afford that huh
00:33:50is liv just gonna be so mad if i ruin her fake cheap knockoff oh katie don't mess it up
00:33:56everyone
00:33:57knows that liv sparks gets her purses at walmart don't get it dirty huh i have an idea we should
00:34:03wash it in the toilet
00:34:11you do realize what liv will do to you if you're in her purse right that's not her purse you're
00:34:16not
00:34:16her boyfriend you're just some creepy poor pervert
00:34:23she's literally just outside you can go ask her i have a better idea this is what we think of
00:34:29you
00:34:29and your lies eric
00:34:32wait katie don't
00:34:40i tried
00:34:46where do you think you're going white trash
00:34:52i think it's time liv sparks sees the maple valley does when the lower class messes with her
00:34:59we put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste
00:35:07last chance just let me go
00:35:09no i'm going to enjoy this
00:35:12no you really aren't
00:35:14oh shit
00:35:15and you'll see why in three
00:35:20two
00:35:24one
00:35:24what are you doing
00:35:53can i help you
00:35:55i'm just picking up a gift for my girlfriend
00:35:58that's sweet
00:35:58but that watch is five hundred thousand dollars
00:36:01it shouldn't be
00:36:03the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters which will result in a plus three minus three second time in
00:36:09accuracy
00:36:09please take it off the floor
00:36:11look i don't have time for this
00:36:13lvmx the largest luxury brand empire in the world just bought us
00:36:18and their mysterious owner is coming here today
00:36:21yeah so i heard
00:36:33surprise
00:36:34oh my god
00:36:35oh my god
00:36:36wow
00:36:37i am so sorry mr dawson
00:36:39i didn't realize it was you
00:36:41don't worry about it i dressed down today
00:36:54oh i can't see
00:36:56get down
00:36:57press the line
00:37:04everybody get on the fucking ground now
00:37:12mr dawson needs us
00:37:17let's go boys
00:37:19you grab the fucking bags and come with us
00:37:23yeah i don't think so
00:37:24oh we got a smart ass huh
00:37:26i'll give you ten seconds before i put a bullet in that smug face of yours
00:37:30can we make it five
00:37:31what
00:37:32yeah five seconds
00:37:33that should be enough time
00:37:35five
00:37:36four
00:37:38three
00:37:38you're dead kid
00:37:39two
00:37:40and
00:37:43enjoy prison
00:37:44what the
00:37:49don't fucking move
00:37:50get the fuck back
00:37:51get back right now
00:37:53or i'll shoot the kid
00:37:55i'm warning you
00:37:59weak spot
00:38:00bad wrist
00:38:00hairline fracture that never healed
00:38:22this one's perfect
00:38:23i'll take it
00:38:25i'd love to stay and chat but
00:38:29my cock is here
00:38:31and i'm gonna be late for my first day of class
00:38:34boss
00:38:45you were born with supervision
00:38:50i know
00:38:51and with that power you created lvmx
00:38:53a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth
00:38:57is there a question in there somewhere
00:38:58maple valley is a prestigious high school best in the country
00:39:02but it's still just that a high school
00:39:04you don't need this
00:39:06but
00:39:07i do need katie
00:39:12we've been dating long distance for forever now
00:39:15and i'm gonna surprise her today
00:39:16and finally reveal who i really am
00:39:18she'll be shocked
00:39:20yeah
00:39:21especially when she finds out that i was able to use my connections
00:39:25to get her favorite social media idol
00:39:26lvsparks
00:39:28to transfer to this school
00:39:33mr dawson
00:39:34maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
00:39:37i can't
00:39:39i miss homeroom
00:39:40oh my god
00:39:41lvsparks is coming
00:39:43i wonder where katie is
00:39:45oh my god
00:39:50it's lvsparks
00:39:58i can't believe she's at her school
00:40:00she's one of the hottest influencers in the world
00:40:05katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol
00:40:08miss sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:40:15hey you
00:40:16miss sparks
00:40:17i have a 4.0
00:40:19i drive a mercedes goldwing
00:40:20and i also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:40:24uh i'm eric
00:40:27i have a 0.0
00:40:29and i don't drive
00:40:31although i'm pretty good at skateboarding
00:40:33and i have no followers on any social media
00:40:37i will
00:40:37you're not
00:40:39exactly what i was expecting
00:40:40but
00:40:41i guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:40:43what
00:40:44boyfriend
00:40:46i'm sorry i thought my messages were pretty clear
00:40:48having a boyfriend will be good for my image
00:40:50i mean we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:40:55you are the fake boyfriend that we hired right
00:40:58i think you've got the wrong guy
00:41:00i have a girlfriend
00:41:00and that watch is for her
00:41:06i thought that i told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me
00:41:09i was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:41:21oh look i am so sorry about all of this
00:41:24live wait
00:41:26it's okay
00:41:29you need more than a tonic
00:41:30that's not a sore throat
00:41:31you're going to die
00:41:33what
00:41:35why would you say that to me
00:41:36if you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes
00:41:38you will die
00:41:41promise me
00:41:42you'll go see the nurse
00:41:43okay look
00:41:45first of all
00:41:46i've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
00:41:49why would i ever go see the school nurse
00:41:51just
00:41:53promise me
00:41:54you need to go get your throat checked
00:41:59go
00:41:59now
00:42:00okay
00:42:01fine
00:42:07you're kind of weird
00:42:09go
00:42:10now
00:42:14wouldn't hurt
00:42:15tell dr schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:42:23katie
00:42:25katie
00:42:30katie
00:42:33katie
00:42:33what are you doing
00:42:34eric
00:42:35what are you doing here
00:42:37i
00:42:38wanted
00:42:39to surprise you
00:42:40eric
00:42:41you're like
00:42:41my summer fling
00:42:42you can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
00:42:45wait
00:42:46this is the poor townie boy you were slummin' with
00:42:49jeez buddy
00:42:50did you find that uniform in the dumpster
00:42:52who's this guy
00:42:55this guy
00:42:56is miles pickett
00:42:57i'm a big deal around here
00:42:59bro
00:43:01oh
00:43:03this is sweet
00:43:04did you save up every last penny
00:43:06buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend katie huh
00:43:10meanwhile i was in a party at my house this saturday
00:43:14to welcome live sparks to our school
00:43:16how would you like to hang out with your item
00:43:27it's already been almost 10 minutes
00:43:28i can't believe i let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:43:31all right live
00:43:33say ah
00:43:34uh
00:43:36what
00:43:37hold on
00:44:05you're lucky one more minute and that would have killed you
00:44:09he was right but how that's not a sore throat you're going to die
00:44:16I need to find that boy Katie is this who you really want miles got me a FaceTime
00:44:24with my idol Liv Sparks meanwhile you bought me a cheap knockoff watch she has
00:44:33no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place
00:44:37miles is legit you're just a poverty case you wouldn't know legit if it bit you
00:44:43in your plastic ass and this by the way not a knockoff this watch is worth more
00:44:52than your house you're hilarious buddy I almost want you to stick around so you
00:45:03can make me laugh more
00:45:12we're just not from the same worlds Eric
00:45:19you're right we're not I really thought I knew her
00:45:32there you are oh my god you were right thank you you how did you know there was a spider
00:45:39in my throat
00:45:40oh it's a little hard to explain but I have x-ray vision
00:45:47no really I was born with it really yeah really okay then what color is my bra
00:46:00a gentleman never looks sure you are so weird what happened with your girlfriend
00:46:10former girlfriend she broke up with me
00:46:18won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation
00:46:21I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world I think I'll be fine
00:46:36did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision
00:46:40big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
00:46:46hey speaking of which I'll do it do what
00:46:50I'll be your trophy boyfriend you look like you could use the affection
00:46:54it looks like you could use the money pays ten thousand
00:46:58an hour it's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid
00:47:02in total
00:47:09look they're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me
00:47:12they'll be our first appearance together
00:47:16and don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff okay
00:47:23your bra's red and quite scandalous for school
00:47:31don't be late
00:47:36beat it loser this party's for the school's elite not for nerds with pokemon watches huh
00:47:47what a squid
00:47:50what a jerk
00:47:54hey that was a really cool watch tell you what do you want trade
00:47:59that that's a rolex
00:48:01i like yours more
00:48:04thanks make sure to change the battery every six months though
00:48:11i didn't know you were so sweet
00:48:19wow
00:48:27oh i'm i'm sorry i'm a bit underdressed my wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private jet
00:48:32refuels
00:48:33sure
00:48:34look i heard that the head of lvmx is going to be here later
00:48:37yup that would be me
00:48:39so tonight has to be perfect that means that if anyone messes with me or my boyfriend
00:48:46i will personally use my fame money and power to destroy them on a molecular level
00:48:55my publicist is calling here is the invite and purse see you there
00:49:07oh my god miles i can't believe you're the one throwing the walking party for the live sparks
00:49:11of course you know she's such a big influencer this is so cool i mean i'm gonna pitch her my
00:49:17makeup line
00:49:17and if she promotes it i'd make millions
00:49:23what the hell is he doing here
00:49:26hey buddy
00:49:29this is an exclusive party so you got two options you better either get out or i'll kick you out
00:49:37he looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster
00:49:42he looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
00:49:48you're trespassing eric
00:49:50no i'm not
00:49:52i'm live sparks plus one
00:49:59i'm not
00:50:00wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:50:03the live sparks invited you yep
00:50:10live sparks wouldn't allow this scam back even 10 feet close to her
00:50:16he's probably a stalker
00:50:20you a stalker bro why would you uh go in her house and find this outfit huh what else you
00:50:25take
00:50:25her clothes her her panties huh
00:50:32you're disgusting barbers eric you idiot what do you think liv is gonna do when she finds out
00:50:39you're pretending to be her boyfriend she will crush you in that case you probably don't want
00:50:45to piss her off by like i don't know insulting her date listen up everyone get this gooner freak
00:50:54out of here before liv spark shows up make an example out of him all right
00:51:04buddy you really don't want to do this i'm here with liv she would never ever in a million years
00:51:09date a piece of human waste like you liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste
00:51:14you're so delusional if i'm delusional then why do i have her purse
00:51:24really you have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is liv's
00:51:27that's not just pathetic it's psychotic be careful with that oh why did you uh take up
00:51:35extra shifts at mickey d's to uh be able to afford that huh
00:51:39is liv just gonna be so mad if i ruin her fake cheap knockoff oh katie don't mess it up
00:51:45everyone
00:51:46knows that liv sparks gets her purses at walmart don't get it dirty huh i have an idea we should
00:51:52wash it in the toilet
00:52:00you do realize what liv will do to you if you're in her purse right that's not her purse you're
00:52:05not
00:52:05her boyfriend you're just some creepy poor pervert
00:52:12she's literally just outside you can go ask her i have a better idea this is what we think of
00:52:18you
00:52:18and your lies eric
00:52:21wait katie don't
00:52:29i tried
00:52:36where do you think you're going white trash
00:52:42i think it's time liv spark sees the maple valley does when the lower class messes with her
00:52:48we put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste
00:52:56last chance just let me go no i'm going to enjoy this no you really aren't oh shit and you'll
00:53:06see
00:53:06why in three two one what are you doing
00:53:42can i help you
00:53:44I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend.
00:53:47That's sweet.
00:53:48But that watch is $500,000.
00:53:51It shouldn't be.
00:53:52The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters,
00:53:55which will result in A plus 3 minus 3 second time and accuracy.
00:53:58Please take it off the floor.
00:54:00Look, I don't have time for this.
00:54:03LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us.
00:54:08And their mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:54:10Yeah, so I heard.
00:54:23Surprise.
00:54:24Oh my God. Oh my God.
00:54:25Wow, I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson.
00:54:28I didn't realize it was you.
00:54:30Don't worry about it.
00:54:32I dressed down today.
00:54:43Oh, I can't see.
00:54:46Get down.
00:54:47Press the line.
00:54:53Everybody get on the fucking ground now!
00:55:01Mr. Dawson needs us.
00:55:06Let's go, boys.
00:55:08You, grab the fucking bags and come with us.
00:55:12Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:14Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:55:16I'll give you 10 seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours.
00:55:19Can we make it five?
00:55:21What?
00:55:22Yeah, five seconds.
00:55:23That should be enough time.
00:55:24Five, four, three.
00:55:28You're dead, kid!
00:55:29Two, and enjoy prison.
00:55:34What the?
00:55:38Don't fucking move.
00:55:40Get the fuck back!
00:55:41Get back right now or I'll shoot the kid.
00:55:45I'm warning you!
00:55:48Weak spot.
00:55:49Bad wrist.
00:55:50Hairline fracture that never healed.
00:56:11This one's perfect.
00:56:13I'll take it.
00:56:14I'd love to stay and chat, but...
00:56:18My cock is here.
00:56:20And I'm going to be late for my first day of class.
00:56:23Boys!
00:56:35You were born with supervision.
00:56:39I know.
00:56:40And with that power, you created LVMX,
00:56:43a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth.
00:56:46Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:56:47Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country.
00:56:51But it's still just that, a high school.
00:56:53You don't need this.
00:56:55But I do need Katie.
00:57:01We've been dating long distance for forever now.
00:57:04And I'm going to surprise her today and finally reveal who I really am.
00:57:08She'll be shocked.
00:57:09Yeah.
00:57:10Especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections
00:57:14to get her favorite social media idol,
00:57:16Liv Sparks,
00:57:17to transfer to this school.
00:57:23Mr. Dawson,
00:57:24maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion.
00:57:27I can't.
00:57:28I miss homeroom.
00:57:29Oh my God, I know the sparks are coming.
00:57:32I wonder where Katie is.
00:57:34Oh my God.
00:57:38It's Liv Sparks.
00:57:47I can't believe she's at her school.
00:57:49She's one of the hottest influencers in the world.
00:57:54Oh my God.
00:57:55Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol.
00:57:57Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today.
00:58:04Hey.
00:58:04Hey you.
00:58:05What's Sparks?
00:58:06I have a 4.0.
00:58:08I drive a Mercedes Goldwing.
00:58:10And I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:58:13Uh, I'm Eric.
00:58:17I have a 0.0.
00:58:18And I don't drive.
00:58:20Although I'm pretty good at skateboarding.
00:58:22And I have no followers on any social media.
00:58:26Hey Will.
00:58:27You're not exactly what I was expecting.
00:58:30But, I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
00:58:33What?
00:58:34Boyfriend?
00:58:35I'm sorry.
00:58:36I thought my messages were pretty clear.
00:58:38Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:58:40I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
00:58:44You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:58:47I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:58:49I have a girlfriend.
00:58:50And that watch is for her.
00:58:54Huh.
00:58:55I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
00:58:58I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:59:10Oh, look.
00:59:11I am so sorry about all of this.
00:59:14Liv, wait!
00:59:15It's okay.
00:59:18You need more than a tonic.
00:59:20That's not a sore throat.
00:59:21You're going to die.
00:59:23What?
00:59:24Why would you say that to me?
00:59:25If you don't go to the nurse in ten minutes, you will die.
00:59:31Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:59:33Okay, look.
00:59:34First of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
00:59:38Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:59:41Just promise me.
00:59:44You need to go get your throat checked.
00:59:48Go.
00:59:49Now.
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:50Fine.
00:59:57You're kind of weird.
00:59:58Go.
00:59:59Now.
01:00:03Wouldn't hurt.
01:00:04Tell Dr. Skyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
01:00:12Katie!
01:00:13Katie!
01:00:19Katie?
01:00:22Katie, what are you doing?
01:00:24Eric, what are you doing here?
01:00:27I wanted to surprise you.
01:00:30Eric, you're like my summer fling.
01:00:32You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
01:00:35Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were swimming with?
01:00:39Jeez, buddy.
01:00:39Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
01:00:41Who's this guy?
01:00:44This guy is Miles Pickett.
01:00:47I'm a big deal around here, bro.
01:00:50Oh.
01:00:52This is sweet.
01:00:54Did you save up every last penny?
01:00:56Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
01:00:59Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school.
01:01:06How would you like to hang out with your items?
01:01:07Ah!
01:01:08Really?
01:01:08Yeah.
01:01:16It's already been almost ten minutes.
01:01:18I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
01:01:20All right, Liv.
01:01:22Say ah.
01:01:24Ah.
01:01:26What?
01:01:28Hold on.
01:01:48Oh my god!
01:01:54You're lucky.
01:01:56One more minute and that would have killed you.
01:01:58He was right.
01:02:00But how?
01:02:01That's not a sore throat.
01:02:03You're going to die.
01:02:05I need to find that boy.
01:02:08Katie.
01:02:10Is this who you really want?
01:02:12Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks.
01:02:16Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch.
01:02:22She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place.
01:02:27Miles is legit.
01:02:28You're just a poverty case.
01:02:30You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass.
01:02:38And this, by the way, not a knockoff.
01:02:40This watch is worth more than your house.
01:02:48You're hilarious, buddy.
01:02:49Hey, I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more.
01:03:01We're just not from the same worlds, Eric.
01:03:08You're right.
01:03:09You're right.
01:03:10We're not.
01:03:13I really thought I knew her.
01:03:21There you are.
01:03:24Oh, my God, you were right.
01:03:26How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
01:03:29It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
01:03:36No, really.
01:03:37I was born with it.
01:03:39Really?
01:03:40Yeah, really.
01:03:42Okay.
01:03:44Then what color is my bra?
01:03:49A gentleman never looks.
01:03:52Sure.
01:03:53You are so weird.
01:03:56What happened with your girlfriend?
01:03:58Former girlfriend.
01:04:00She broke up with me.
01:04:07Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
01:04:10I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
01:04:13I think I'll be fine.
01:04:25Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
01:04:30Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends.
01:04:33Hey.
01:04:35Speaking of which, I'll do it.
01:04:38Do what?
01:04:39I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
01:04:41You look like you could use the affection.
01:04:44It looks like you could use the money.
01:04:46Pays ten thousand.
01:04:48An hour?
01:04:49It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid, but...
01:04:52In total!
01:04:56Look.
01:04:58They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me.
01:05:02It'll be our first appearance together.
01:05:05And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff.
01:05:09Okay?
01:05:12Your brow's red.
01:05:16And quite scandalous for school.
01:05:20Don't be late.
01:05:25Beat it, loser.
01:05:26This party's for the school's elite.
01:05:28Not for nerds with Pokemon watches, huh?
01:05:36What a squid.
01:05:39What a jerk.
01:05:43Hey, that was a really cool watch.
01:05:46Tell you what.
01:05:47Do you want to trade?
01:05:49That's a Rolex.
01:05:51I like yours more.
01:05:52Thanks.
01:05:54Make sure to change the battery every six months, though.
01:06:00I didn't know you were so sweet.
01:06:08Wow.
01:06:16Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed.
01:06:19My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels.
01:06:22Sure.
01:06:24Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later.
01:06:27Yep.
01:06:28That would be me.
01:06:29So tonight has to be perfect.
01:06:31That means that if anyone messes with me, or my boyfriend, I will personally use my fame,
01:06:39money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level.
01:06:44My publicist is calling.
01:06:46Here is the invite and purse.
01:06:49See there?
01:06:56Oh my god, Miles.
01:06:58I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks.
01:07:01Of course.
01:07:01You know, she's such a big influencer.
01:07:03This is so cool.
01:07:05I mean, I'm going to pitch her my makeup line, and if she promotes it, I'd make millions.
01:07:13What the hell is he doing here?
01:07:16Hey, buddy.
01:07:18This is an exclusive party.
01:07:20So you got two options.
01:07:22You better either get out, or I'll kick you out.
01:07:26He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
01:07:32He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap.
01:07:38You're trespassing, Eric?
01:07:40No, I'm not.
01:07:41I'm Liv Sparks plus one.
01:07:48Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07:51Wait, wait.
01:07:52The Liv Sparks invited you?
01:07:54Yep.
01:08:00Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even ten feet close to her.
01:08:05He's probably a stalker.
01:08:09You a stalker?
01:08:10Bro?
01:08:11Why don't you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
01:08:14What else do you take?
01:08:15Her clothes?
01:08:16Her panties, huh?
01:08:21You disgusted barber!
01:08:24Eric, you idiot.
01:08:26What do you think Liv is gonna do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
01:08:29She will crush you.
01:08:32In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date?
01:08:39Listen up!
01:08:40Everyone!
01:08:41Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
01:08:48Make an example out of him, all right?
01:08:53Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
01:08:55I'm here with Liv.
01:08:56She would never, ever, in a million years date a piece of human waste like you.
01:09:01Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
01:09:04You're so delusional.
01:09:06If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
01:09:13Really?
01:09:14You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
01:09:17That's not just pathetic.
01:09:19It's psychotic.
01:09:20Be careful with that.
01:09:22Oh, why?
01:09:22Did you, uh, take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to, uh, be able to afford that, huh?
01:09:28Is Liv just gonna be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
01:09:32Oh, Katie, don't mess it up.
01:09:35Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart.
01:09:38Don't get it dirty, huh?
01:09:40I have an idea.
01:09:41We should wash it.
01:09:42In the toilet.
01:09:49You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
01:09:53That's not her purse.
01:09:54You're not her boyfriend.
01:09:55You're just some creepy, poor pervert.
01:10:01She's literally just outside.
01:10:02You can go ask her.
01:10:04I have a better idea.
01:10:06This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
01:10:10Wait, Katie, don't.
01:10:18I tried.
01:10:25Where do you think you're going, white trash?
01:10:31I think it's time Liv Sparks sees.
01:10:34The Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
01:10:38We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
01:10:45Last chance.
01:10:46Just let me go.
01:10:48No.
01:10:48I'm going to enjoy this.
01:10:51No, you really aren't.
01:10:53Oh, shit.
01:10:54And you'll see why in three, two, one.
01:11:03What are you doing?
01:11:32Can I help you?
01:11:33I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend.
01:11:36That's sweet.
01:11:37But that watch is $500,000.
01:11:40It shouldn't be.
01:11:41The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters, which will result in A plus three, minus three second time and
01:11:47accuracy.
01:11:48Please take it off the floor.
01:11:49Look, I don't have time for this.
01:11:52LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us.
01:11:57And their mysterious owner is coming here today.
01:12:00Yeah, so I heard.
01:12:12Surprise.
01:12:13Oh, my God.
01:12:14Oh, my God.
01:12:15Wow.
01:12:15I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson.
01:12:18I didn't realize it was you.
01:12:19Don't worry about it.
01:12:21I dressed down today.
01:12:32Oh, I can't see.
01:12:35Get down.
01:12:36Press the line.
01:12:42Everybody, get on the fucking ground now!
01:12:51Mr. Dawson needs us.
01:12:55Let's go, boys.
01:12:57You, grab the fucking bags and come with us.
01:13:01Yeah, I don't think so.
01:13:03Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
01:13:05I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours.
01:13:08Can we make it five?
01:13:10What?
01:13:11Yeah, five seconds.
01:13:12That should be enough time.
01:13:14Five.
01:13:15Four.
01:13:16Three.
01:13:17You're dead, kid!
01:13:18Two.
01:13:20And...
01:13:21Enjoy prison.
01:13:23What the...
01:13:27Don't fucking move.
01:13:29Get the fuck back!
01:13:30Get back right now, or I'll shoot the kid!
01:13:34I'm warning you!
01:13:37Weak spot.
01:13:38Bad wrist.
01:13:39Hairline fracture that never healed.
01:14:01This one's perfect.
01:14:02I'll take it.
01:14:04I'd love to stay in chat, but...
01:14:07My copter's here.
01:14:09And I'm gonna be late to my first day of class.
01:14:12Boom!
01:14:24You were born with supervision.
01:14:28I know.
01:14:29And with that power, you created LVMX, a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the
01:14:35earth.
01:14:35Is there a question in there somewhere?
01:14:36Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country, but it's still just that.
01:14:42A high school.
01:14:43You don't need this.
01:14:45But...
01:14:45I do need Katie.
01:14:51We've been dating long distance for forever now, and I'm gonna surprise her today, and finally reveal who I really
01:14:56am.
01:14:57She'll be shocked.
01:14:58Yeah.
01:14:59Especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections to get her favorite social media idol,
01:15:05Liv Sparks, to transfer to this school.
01:15:12Mr. Dawson, maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
01:15:16I can't!
01:15:17I miss homeroom!
01:15:19Oh my god, Liv Sparks is coming!
01:15:21She's gotta be out.
01:15:21I wonder where Katie is.
01:15:23Oh my god!
01:15:28It's Liv Sparks!
01:15:36I can't believe she's at her school!
01:15:39She's one of the hottest influencers in the world!
01:15:43Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol.
01:15:47Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today.
01:15:53Hey you.
01:15:54Liv Sparks.
01:15:55I have a 4.0.
01:15:57I drive a Mercedes Gullwing, and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
01:16:03Uh, I'm...
01:16:04Eric, I have a 0.0, and I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding.
01:16:12And I have no followers on any social media.
01:16:15Hey, well, you're not exactly what I was expecting, but I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
01:16:22What?
01:16:23Boyfriend?
01:16:25I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear.
01:16:27Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
01:16:29I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
01:16:34You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
01:16:36I think you've got the wrong guy.
01:16:38I have a girlfriend, and that watch is for her.
01:16:44I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
01:16:47I...
01:16:48I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
01:16:59Ah, look, I am so sorry about all of this.
01:17:03Liv, wait!
01:17:04It's okay.
01:17:07You need more than a tonic.
01:17:09That's not a sore throat.
01:17:10You're going to die.
01:17:12What?
01:17:13Why would you say that to me?
01:17:15If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes, you will die.
01:17:19Uh...
01:17:20Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
01:17:22Okay, look.
01:17:23First of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
01:17:27Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
01:17:31Just promise me you need to go get your throat checked.
01:17:37Go.
01:17:38Now.
01:17:38Okay.
01:17:39Fine.
01:17:46You're kind of weird.
01:17:47Go.
01:17:48Now.
01:17:52Wouldn't it hurt?
01:17:53Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
01:18:01Katie!
01:18:02Katie!
01:18:08Katie?
01:18:11Katie?
01:18:12Katie, what are you doing?
01:18:13Eric, what are you doing here?
01:18:16I wanted to surprise you.
01:18:19Eric, you're like my summer fling.
01:18:21You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
01:18:24Wait.
01:18:25This is the poor townie boy you were swimming with?
01:18:28Jeez, buddy.
01:18:29Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
01:18:31Who's this guy?
01:18:33This guy is Miles Pickett.
01:18:36I'm a big deal around here, bro.
01:18:39Oh.
01:18:40Oh.
01:18:41This is sweet.
01:18:43Did you save up every last penny buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie,
01:18:49huh?
01:18:49Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school.
01:18:55How would you like to hang out with your idol?
01:18:56Really?
01:18:57Yeah.
01:19:05It's already been almost 10 minutes.
01:19:07I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
01:19:10All right, Liv.
01:19:12Say ah.
01:19:13Ah.
01:19:15What?
01:19:16Hold on.
01:19:33Ah!
01:19:35Ah!
01:19:36Ah!
01:19:37Ah!
01:19:37Ah!
01:19:38Ah!
01:19:39Oh my god!
01:19:44You're lucky.
01:19:45One more minute and that would have killed you.
01:19:47He was right.
01:19:49But how?
01:19:51That's not a sore throat.
01:19:52You're going to die.
01:19:54I need to find that boy.
01:19:57Katie.
01:19:59Is this who you really want?
01:20:01Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks.
01:20:05Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch.
01:20:11She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place.
01:20:16Miles is legit.
01:20:17You're just a poverty case.
01:20:19You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass.
01:20:24Oh.
01:20:27And this, by the way, not a knockoff.
01:20:30This watch is worth more than your house.
01:20:37You're hilarious, buddy.
01:20:39I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more.
01:20:50We're just not from the same worlds, Eric.
01:20:57You're right.
01:20:59We're not.
01:21:02I really thought I knew her.
01:21:10There you are.
01:21:13Oh my god, you were right.
01:21:15How did you know there was a spider in my throat?
01:21:19It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
01:21:25No, really.
01:21:27I was born with it.
01:21:28Really?
01:21:30Yeah, really.
01:21:31Okay.
01:21:33Then what color is my bra?
01:21:38A gentleman never looks.
01:21:41Sure.
01:21:42You are so weird.
01:21:45What happened with your girlfriend?
01:21:47Former.
01:21:48Girlfriend. She broke up with me.
01:21:56Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
01:22:00I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
01:22:03I think I'll be fine.
01:22:14Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
01:22:19Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends.
01:22:23Hey.
01:22:25Speaking of which, I'll do it.
01:22:27Do what?
01:22:28I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
01:22:30You look like you could use the affection.
01:22:33It looks like you could use the money.
01:22:35It pays $10,000.
01:22:37An hour?
01:22:38It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid, but...
01:22:41In total!
01:22:45Look.
01:22:47They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me.
01:22:51They'll be our first appearance together.
01:22:54And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff.
01:22:58Okay?
01:23:02Your brow's red.
01:23:05And quite scandalous for school.
01:23:09Don't be late.
01:23:14Beat it loser!
01:23:16This party's for the school's elite.
01:23:17Not for nerds with Pokemon watches, huh?
01:23:20Huh?
01:23:26What a squid.
01:23:28What a jerk.
01:23:32Hey.
01:23:33That was a really cool watch.
01:23:35Tell you what.
01:23:36Do you want to trade?
01:23:38That's a Rolex.
01:23:40I like yours more.
01:23:42Thanks.
01:23:43Make sure to change the battery every six months though.
01:23:49I didn't know you were so sweet.
01:23:57Wow.
01:24:06Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed.
01:24:08My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels.
01:24:12Sure.
01:24:13Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is gonna be here later.
01:24:16Yup. That would be me.
01:24:18So tonight has to be perfect.
01:24:20That means that if anyone messes with me,
01:24:23or my boyfriend,
01:24:25I will personally use my fame, money, and power
01:24:29to destroy them on a molecular level.
01:24:33My publicist is calling.
01:24:35Here is the invite.
01:24:37And purse.
01:24:38See you there?
01:24:45Oh my god, Miles.
01:24:47I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party
01:24:49for the Liv Sparks.
01:24:50Of course. You know, she's such a big influencer.
01:24:52This is so cool.
01:24:54I mean, I'm gonna pitch her my makeup line,
01:24:56and if she promotes it, I'd make millions.
01:25:02What the hell is he doing here?
01:25:05Hey, buddy.
01:25:08This is an exclusive party.
01:25:09So you got two options.
01:25:11You better either get out, or I'll kick you out.
01:25:16He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
01:25:21He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap.
01:25:27You're trespassing, Eric?
01:25:29No, I'm not.
01:25:31I'm Liv Sparks Plus One.
01:25:37Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:25:40Wait, wait, wait.
01:25:41The Liv Sparks invited you?
01:25:44Yep.
01:25:49Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even ten feet close to her.
01:25:55He's probably a stalker.
01:25:58You a stalker?
01:25:59Bro?
01:26:00How would you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
01:26:03What else do you take?
01:26:04Her clothes?
01:26:05Her panties, huh?
01:26:10You disgusted barber!
01:26:12You disgusted barber!
01:26:13Eric, you idiot!
01:26:15What do you think Liv is gonna do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
01:26:19She will crush you!
01:26:21In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date?
01:26:28Listen up!
01:26:29Everyone!
01:26:30Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
01:26:37Make an example out of him, alright?
01:26:42Buddy, you really don't want to do this. I'm here with Liv.
01:26:45She would never, ever, in a million years date a piece of human waste like you.
01:26:50Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
01:26:53You're so delusional!
01:26:56If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
01:27:02Really? You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
01:27:06That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic.
01:27:09Be careful with that.
01:27:11Oh, why? Did you take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to be able to afford that, huh?
01:27:17Is Liv just gonna be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
01:27:22Oh, Katie, don't mess it up. Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart. Don't get it dirty,
01:27:29huh?
01:27:29I have an idea. We should wash it. In the toilet.
01:27:38You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
01:27:42That's not her purse. You're not her boyfriend. You're just some creepy poor pervert.
01:27:50She's literally just outside. You can go ask her.
01:27:53I have a better idea. This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
01:27:59Wait, Katie, don't...
01:28:02Wait, Katie, don't...
01:28:05I tried.
01:28:14Where do you think you're going, white trash?
01:28:21I think it's time Liv Sparks sees the Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
01:28:27We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
01:28:34Last chance. Just let me go.
01:28:37No.
01:28:38I'm going to enjoy this.
01:28:40No, you really aren't.
01:28:42Oh, shit.
01:28:44And you'll see why in...
01:28:46Three...
01:28:50Two...
01:28:52One...
01:28:53What are you doing?
01:29:00One...
01:29:10One...
01:29:11You
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