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Study Buddy Candy Jar - Ep
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00:02Come on.
00:05Dude, come on, wait.
00:08Sorry, man.
00:08Coach said one more D, and you're out of here.
00:11It's for your own good.
00:12What the hell does he want from me?
00:13I'm a baseball player, not a biologist.
00:15I don't know.
00:16Be smarter.
00:20Prick.
00:28Um, you OK?
00:33Living my best life.
00:37Why?
00:40You offering a terminal?
00:43Oh, um, oh, sorry.
00:48All right, um, um, good luck with everything.
01:20Oh, hi.
01:22Hey, Rumi.
01:23Rumi?
01:27Saw your flower this morning.
01:30I am in need of a place to live, and you are in need of a roommate.
01:36Sorry, that, um, that flyer was meant for someone more like me,
01:42someone quiet and academic and, well, a girl, and I, uh, I just
01:46didn't expect Zeke Evans, the school's sluttiest baseball player,
01:51to be my new roommate, so...
01:54Quite the reputation.
01:59Sorry, I, uh, I didn't mean to...
02:01It's OK.
02:03You know there's more to me than all that, right?
02:06Uh, like what?
02:12We're making mean lasagna.
02:15Uh, um, I'm sorry, I don't, I don't think that this is going to be a good fit.
02:20Beggars can't be choosers.
02:21What makes you think I'm a beggar?
02:26It's the first of the month.
02:28Just give me a shot, all right?
02:30Move my heads, kick me out.
02:31No hard feelings.
02:35But I promise to be a good boy for you.
03:00Zeke, quick question.
03:02Um, why are you throwing a rager at 2 p.m. on a Tuesday?
03:08Guys, you need to get out more.
03:10This is a hang, it's not a rager.
03:14All right, go mix that up the keg or something.
03:17All right, bro.
03:23Look, I failed a bio test, OK?
03:24Thought I'd blow off some steam.
03:26OK, well, I need to work on my portfolio,
03:29which my mentor just called.
03:30It's generic, and I'm inspiring, so could you please just...
03:33Who?
03:34Who?
03:35What are you...
03:37You know what's inspiring?
03:40Dancing, right?
03:42Come on.
03:45Come on, loosen up, Rumi.
03:47It'll help your art.
03:49Promise.
03:51There you go.
03:53There she is.
03:54Shut up.
03:58Zeke!
04:01Hands off your roommate.
04:04Go herd your animals.
04:05OK, ma'am.
04:06Yeah.
04:07I'm Tessa.
04:08Hi!
04:10Please forgive my man-whore of a brother.
04:12And thank you for housing him.
04:14He is a mess.
04:15I've noticed.
04:16He just needs a friend.
04:17All he's got are fangirls and frat boys, so two new friends.
04:22Yeah.
04:26Hmm.
04:46So, what do you say, babe?
04:48I'll pitch, you catch.
04:51Oh, um, sorry, I, I don't really, I don't really play, I'm, I'm just a fan.
04:56Huh.
05:09Not your type?
05:11What?
05:12Fabian.
05:13He was flirting with you.
05:15Right.
05:16Flirting with me, that's, that's a good one.
05:19Yeah, flirting.
05:21Are you seriously that inexperienced?
05:25You've never been kissed?
05:26No.
05:29Fine, if you must know.
05:33I've never even been kissed before, so.
05:35You've never been kissed?
05:39I was always the, the weird art girl.
05:45I'd basically need, like, remedial sex ed.
05:53What about a, uh, what about a sex tutor?
05:56Huh.
05:57Yeah, yeah, very funny.
05:58And, and where do you suppose I found one of those?
06:01It's not something that you can put up a flyer for.
06:08You?
06:10You?
06:11You're, you're funny.
06:13It's, it's a joke, right?
06:16Well, not to brag, but this is kind of my area of expertise, right?
06:19You know, sluttiest baseball player on campus?
06:25Stop, you're, you're being mean, and you're, you're making fun of me.
06:32I don't, I don't understand why you'd help me then, so.
06:37Well, a girl like you clearly makes good grades.
06:42I could use a tutor myself.
06:45Coach said, if I fail one more class, I'm off the team, and that means no more scouts.
06:49That means no Yankees.
06:52You're like the Yankees?
06:54Focus.
06:57You tutor me in biology, I'll tutor you in sex.
07:00What do you say?
07:03So, we'd like date?
07:08No.
07:10No, strictly educational.
07:12No feelings.
07:14I'm for fun, not forever, and that's not exactly boyfriend material.
07:18Right.
07:19Okay.
07:21Let me guess.
07:24You want a sweetheart, huh?
07:27Some good, she romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry.
07:33What's wrong with that?
07:35Nothing.
07:37There's nothing wrong with it.
07:38You deserve it.
07:41You deserve everything you want.
07:47That's not me.
07:50What do you say?
07:53You owe me ace my final, and I'll help you find the one.
07:59Deal.
08:02How about we seal the deal with your first kiss?
08:28I'll save it for when you're alone.
08:32Let's go have some fun, yeah?
08:41First guy to bag the new chick wins the cash.
08:44Dude, that's nasty.
08:48Zeke, you want in?
08:49What the hell, dude?
08:50She's a person, not a bet.
08:53Chill, bro.
08:54All right?
08:54We're gonna be doing this girl a favor.
08:55Can you please not mess shit up with my roommate?
08:58She's a big girl.
08:59She can handle herself.
09:03She's off limits.
09:04You hear me?
09:06Or what?
09:07Or I'll kick your ass.
09:10Yeah, okay.
09:11Beat it.
09:11I got business to take care of.
09:14Be lucky this is her house.
09:18Look, ignore him, all right?
09:20First one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash.
09:27I think that's enough studying for today.
09:36So, you're gonna be a Yankee, huh?
09:39Mm-hmm.
09:42Well, I should warn you that this is a Dodger home.
09:47Mm, Dodger home.
09:51Not anymore.
09:53You're not even recruited yet.
09:55No, it's coming.
09:58You're looking at the best picture
09:59in the whole Western Conference.
10:01Yeah.
10:03That's if you don't flunk out.
10:05Oh, funny.
10:08Well, I did just get this badass new tutor.
10:16So,
10:18I know that we're
10:20alone.
10:21I know that we're alone.
10:26Do you want to know
10:26how it feels to be kissed?
10:47I don't know how,
10:52how do I...
10:54Lesson one.
10:56Trust yourself.
10:59Breathe.
11:02Just...
11:03follow what feels good.
11:09Don't hold back.
11:10Beautiful.
11:16Um,
11:18I'm sorry.
11:19You, uh,
11:22you don't have to do this.
11:24What?
11:29Pretend you want me.
11:31I'm not pretending.
11:34Are you sure?
11:37What makes you think otherwise?
11:43Because
11:46in the immortal words
11:48of my eighth-grade bully,
11:51I am a fat loser
11:53with
11:54frizzy hair
11:55and thunder thighs,
11:56so...
12:05come with me.
12:08Want to show you something?
12:26Uh-uh.
12:28Eye contact is how guys know you're into them.
12:33I don't like being stared at.
12:35They're admiring.
12:38Look at yourself.
12:43What are you doing?
12:46Putting your eighth grade bully in her place.
12:51Why am I staring at myself?
12:52This is embarrassing.
12:57Call it a confidence drill.
13:01Can I continue?
13:04Yeah.
13:23Sorry, um...
13:25I...
13:27I'm not used to this, so I...
13:28You don't have to apologize.
13:31I just want you to see yourself as you are.
13:38Beautiful.
13:45Lesson three.
13:47Ask for what you want.
13:53Can...
13:54We...
13:57Will you kiss me?
14:20What?
14:21Was that bad?
14:22Did I...
14:23Did I do it wrong?
14:24No.
14:25No.
14:26No, you...
14:28You're natural.
14:33Really?
14:35Yeah.
14:35Don't want to get to your head.
14:39Well, I think that we should go to bed.
14:44Already?
14:46Oh, no.
14:48Oh, my God.
14:48Not...
14:49You and I...
14:50Not together.
14:52Separately.
14:52In...
14:53In our separate beds.
14:54Because...
14:54Not together.
14:55That...
14:55That would be crazy.
14:58We can if you want.
15:01You set the pace, Butterfly.
15:04Butterfly.
15:33Study time.
15:35I was studying.
15:38I was working on my fastball.
15:40Yeah, and you need to be working on your organismal biology comprehension, which you clearly
15:44know nothing about, which is alarmingly concerning.
15:48So...
15:50I feel unmotivated.
15:54Come on, teach.
15:55I made my lessons fun.
16:03Okay.
16:04Fine.
16:06For every answer that you get wrong, you strip.
16:12But for every answer that you get right, I'll strip.
16:19Jeez.
16:20Amelia, strip tutoring?
16:24I didn't think you had it in you.
16:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:27You in or what?
16:31Bring it on.
16:35First question.
16:36Hmm?
16:37What's the role of the sodium-potassium pump?
16:42It's when you eat sugar.
16:49You're joking, right?
16:54The sodium-potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient.
16:57I don't know.
16:57I don't think you give it age.
16:59It's how it goes.
17:24I guess I should have worn a shirt.
17:32Next question.
17:35What's the key to maintaining blood glucose levels?
17:42Your turn to strip.
17:45We'll see.
17:46We'll see.
17:54Insulin.
18:07That's cheating.
18:16What are you guys doing?
18:17We are just studying.
18:19Studying.
18:19Yeah.
18:21Okay, love that.
18:24But did Zeke not tell you about the plan?
18:28I've got a game today.
18:30Tessa's here to help you get ready and bring you to the after party.
18:33Another party.
18:34Another party, Zeke.
18:35You have to study.
18:37I think it's time to practice what I taught you.
18:45Okay.
18:46Okay.
18:46We need to talk.
18:48Okay.
18:50Okay.
19:18Oh.
19:18Me too.
19:19Okay.
19:19Let's go.
19:25Thank you for doing this.
19:27Seriously.
19:28I owe you one.
19:30It's the least I can do.
19:32For what?
19:35For helping Zeke.
19:37You literally saved his life because I was going to kill him if he flunked out.
19:43I hope I can help him.
19:45Oh, you can.
19:46He's not dumb.
19:47He just has this thing in his head that baseball and partying and getting with every girl in
19:51a five-mile radius is all he's good for.
20:00But I think he'll listen to you.
20:02He likes you.
20:03He told me so.
20:07Okay.
20:07No, no, no, no.
20:08No smiling.
20:08Okay.
20:09I'm going to line your lips.
20:10Focus.
20:18Let's go.
20:21Dude, when you struck out that last batter, I swear.
20:24Scout's trials are on the ground.
20:26I was actually planning on throwing him.
20:36What's that?
20:38Amelia?
20:40Oh, I'm waiting.
20:44You're left with nothing.
20:46You're nose bleeding.
20:49At least there's something.
20:52See, that horror will go further.
20:55Hey.
20:58Damn, Fabian works fast.
21:00Amanda.
21:01She's the girl.
21:02She's the girl I wanted to see.
21:03Listen, I want to show you something.
21:04It's just right over here.
21:05It's Amelia.
21:06Told you to leave her alone.
21:09We're just having a conversation, bro.
21:11Relax.
21:12Back off.
21:14Or he'll be watching the next game from the bench.
21:19Sorry, pal.
21:20She's coming all the way home with me tonight.
21:23What the hell?
21:24Psycho, I'm your teammate.
21:25You're a piece of trash.
21:32What the hell was that?
21:34I thought you wanted me to practice flirting.
21:36Not with him.
21:37He's trying...
21:41He's trying to take you to the upstairs tree.
21:44The what?
21:45Look, Fabian is not good enough for you.
21:47Just ignore him.
21:49Okay.
21:52Wait.
21:54What's the upstairs tree?
21:56It's a tree where we take girls and after we kiss them under it, they always ask to go upstairs
22:00with us.
22:01That's the move?
22:03Yeah.
22:04Kissing a girl under a tree?
22:07The upstairs tree.
22:08Oh, right.
22:11When does that work?
22:12I don't know. It just does.
22:14I don't understand how a tree could do that.
22:20I will show you.
22:24Part of lesson four.
22:27Allow yourself to be swept off your feet.
22:38That's just it.
22:47Okay, so the story goes,
22:49Founder planted this tree for his wife.
22:51And the seed tripped all the way from North Carolina.
22:53Dug the hole himself.
22:54Watered it every day.
22:57Usually, the girl says something like,
22:59Well, it seems like a lot of work.
23:02Wow, it seems like a lot of work.
23:03There you go.
23:04And we would say, oh, the guy would do anything for a pretty girl.
23:08Right, but...
23:09Usually you'd mean it, right?
23:11I mean it right now, pretty girl.
23:12Well...
23:14Then we would lead them...
23:16Behind the tree.
23:21And then...
23:23What?
23:26Do this.
23:27Do this.
23:40So up stairs?
23:44No.
23:57So, what's it like living in a frat?
24:03Fun.
24:06Baseball.
24:07Parties.
24:09Girls.
24:10Hmm.
24:11What about class?
24:13Yeah, I'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate.
24:17No, you.
24:18Making mean lasagna, right?
24:20Sure do.
24:21Hmm.
24:22You ask nice and I'll let you taste it.
24:25It's always about the sex with you, isn't it?
24:27Well, it's what people expect from me, so.
24:31Maybe you should try exceeding their expectations.
24:36Gotta be honest, I think this is the most I've ever talked on an upstairs trip.
24:43What does a normal upstairs trip look like?
24:47This.
25:04Zeke.
25:06Stop teasing.
25:07Lesson five.
25:09Patience is a virtue.
25:12Build up is half the farm.
25:24All right, guy's gonna take his time.
25:28Savor every inch.
25:31What about listen three?
25:33Asking for what I want.
25:43I want you to touch me.
25:52For academic purposes.
25:55Obviously.
25:59Well then.
26:01In the spirit of education.
26:03Mm-hmm.
26:16What else?
26:19I want you to kiss me.
26:21Please.
26:23Please.
26:23I want you to touch me.
26:30Thanks.
26:44We're going to pick up.
26:51Bye.
26:58You're reminiscing already?
27:00Shut up.
27:02I gotta go find Tessa, but I'll be right back.
27:16Wow, that's beautiful.
27:20Hey, um, Emilio, right?
27:25I'm Sam.
27:27Second baseman, backup pitcher, fellow artist.
27:32You paint, too?
27:33No, I'm an actor.
27:36Aspiring, anyway.
27:38What kind of stuff do you make?
27:39Oh, just representational art with a focus on color theory.
27:43That's wow, yeah.
27:45You have no idea what I just said.
27:47No, not at all.
27:50But maybe I could take you out and hear you tell me all about that.
27:58Can I have your number?
28:02What are you doing?
28:05Oh, I'm asking Emilio out.
28:08You know, I thought we could talk art.
28:11Since when do you care about art?
28:13Come on, man.
28:14You know I act.
28:16So what do you say?
28:19I'd love to.
28:21Wow.
28:22She'd love to.
28:25Looking forward to it.
28:31Oh, Emilio has a date.
28:33Emilio has a date.
28:34Cut it out, Tessa.
28:37It's just a hangout.
28:39I'm gonna go get some more water.
28:46Okay, Spell.
28:48What's going on between you two?
28:51Neither.
28:52I don't know what you're talking about.
28:54Yeah, right.
28:55I've literally never seen you this jealous.
28:57I'm not jealous.
28:58I'm just protecting her.
29:00Because you have a huge crush on her?
29:02No, I don't.
29:04We're friends.
29:05She doesn't see me like that.
29:09Amelia.
29:10So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:12Be honest.
29:13I think he's charming.
29:15That's for sure.
29:16Charming, huh?
29:18What about really hot?
29:19Uh, zip it.
29:20I asked her, not you.
29:24I think he's kind and generous.
29:27And super motivated.
29:30But, I think he sells himself short.
29:34I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player.
29:39Damn, bro.
29:40She sees you.
29:41She's a real one.
29:42All right, what about you, Zeke?
29:43What do you think of Amelia?
29:50She's, uh...
29:52She's great.
29:53Great roommate.
29:54Total chiller.
29:57Right.
29:59Thanks a lot, Remy.
30:19Hey.
30:21So, uh...
30:23When's that test again?
30:24Vinyls are almost over.
30:27Yeah, I, uh...
30:30I took it yesterday.
30:33Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:35Well, I wanted to wait...
30:37So I could show you...
30:39My first day.
30:42Oh, my God.
30:46You did it.
30:47Oh, my God.
30:50Well, I couldn't have done it without you, Teach.
31:02Amelia.
31:12Sorry.
31:23So, you're...
31:24Going out with Sam, then?
31:30Yeah, um...
31:32I guess it all worked out.
31:38You got the A.
31:41I got the guy.
31:43You don't even know him.
31:44I'm doing what you told me to.
31:47Trusting myself and letting myself get swept off my feet.
31:51Yeah, but...
31:52But what?
31:53I'm not understanding the problem.
31:56It's no problem.
31:57What's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me date anybody?
32:03Are you...
32:04Are you jealous?
32:08Zeke.
32:09No.
32:15Right, because...
32:18Because you're the one that said no feelings.
32:21Yep.
32:24And I guess our...
32:26Our lessons are over.
32:28Yeah, cool.
32:30I better go get ready for my date, then.
32:33Wish me luck.
32:34Good luck.
32:38You're all in falling into your arms.
32:43Is there anyone out there?
32:47Anyone, anyone?
32:50I know my self and hear the scars.
32:54Now I'm reaching soon.
32:56Yeah, don't be stupid.
32:58Well, I figure as the frat's sweetheart it's my job to make sure my boys get a
33:03sweet treat before the big game tomorrow. I'll take my sweet treat upstairs.
33:14Missed you babe. Damn dude, you know you really are a psychopath. Sorry bro.
33:21Hello.
33:25Zeke?
33:29Excuse you?
33:32What happened to the museum?
33:35We're meeting here. We were about to head out.
33:39I didn't know.
33:42Right. I'm gonna go wait outside.
33:49You're seriously pining over those kinkles?
33:52Definitely not pining over your hateful ass. Don't talk about her like that.
34:09It's hard here. Round to third. Over the second time.
34:24I, uh, I thought you'd be with that girl.
34:35How was your date with Sam?
34:38It was good.
34:43Cool.
34:45I'm happy for you.
35:21Oh...
35:21Big talk, but he just can't get it in the hall, dude.
35:26Speaking of, thanks for striking out with Jenna and sending her back my way.
35:29shut up your roomie though that is a tough nut to crack she wouldn't even let sam kiss her
35:35what are you talking about hey don't count me out you know it's not over till the fat lady's
35:40ain't oh oh oh for sure oh for sure was this about the bet i thought you liked her
35:48no i like winning plus it's like the best acting exercise ever like my son oh wait you're done
35:55you hear me leave her alone don't text her don't call her don't even look at her
36:00yo what the hell dude since when you so whipped yeah
36:09you're bugging out z what the hell he needs to cool off or something he's just mad i guess
36:23i don't know see what are you doing don't talk to sam again i'm not doing this with you we
36:30we talked about i lied what i was jealous the thought of him making you smile and
36:40touching you kissing you it drove me crazy he's not your man butterfly
36:51i am
36:57i know i said i don't do feelings that i'm not boyfriend material but you changed everything
37:03for me i want to be the man you see when you look at me amelia but you'll be my
37:11girlfriend
37:18yeah of course i will
37:35god you're such a good teacher
37:38hi i'm a good teacher speaking of i think i have a few more lessons for you oh
37:54what do you want butterfly
37:58i want you to be my first
38:02are you sure
38:05very sure
38:16i want
38:18to hear you tell me just
38:19What's happening, would you do it all again, even if it had the same exact impact?
38:28Sniffin' on, hangin', screamin', drippin' out words, I eat it, pretty good at conceitin', dishin' out how I'm treated, switchin'
38:34up on no meanin', that don't make sense, but I'll just say, okay, tryin' to make it go away, breakin'
38:38that one top of my face, walkin' to the bottom, found me, baby, can't you see?
39:07That looks really good on you.
39:10Hmm?
39:11Mm-hmm.
39:14Fortunately, I do have a game today, so I'm gonna need that back.
39:18Oh, yeah?
39:19Yeah.
39:21Preferably sooner rather than later, actually.
39:26We should probably just take it off right now, right?
39:31Make me.
39:38It's probably just Tessa. Ignore it.
39:43Oh!
39:46Damn, dude. I guess we owe you 500 bucks, huh?
39:50You sneaky bastard.
39:52Baby, get the hell out of here.
39:53Seek?
39:55What is he talking about?
39:57Oh, you see, we made a bet, sweetheart, on who could fuck you first.
40:02Okay, that's enough.
40:04Hey, feel free to come collect your cash anytime.
40:07Oh, and, uh, you forgot this.
40:10Toodaloo. Have a nice life.
40:17You know what I can explain, okay?
40:19You slept with me to win a bet?
40:20No.
40:21No, I had nothing to do with it. Sam did.
40:25That's why I told you to stop seeing it.
40:27And you didn't tell me?
40:29How could you do this to me?
40:30How could you lie?
40:32Who's protecting you?
40:35What great job?
40:38Amelia, please.
40:39Don't touch me.
41:02It's Tessa.
41:05I'm sorry for texting you.
41:08You absolutely should have texted me.
41:11No, no, he's, he's your brother. I just, I didn't know who else to talk to.
41:16You can always talk to me.
41:19I used to be able to talk to him, and now, I can't even look at him.
41:26You want me to kill him? I will kill him.
41:29Tempting.
41:30Tempting, but, no, honestly, this is probably for the best.
41:37I never could have dated a Yankee anyway.
41:42You love him, don't you?
41:46I don't know.
41:47All I know is that I've never felt this way about anybody.
41:52It's like he's pulling me like gravity.
41:58But he doesn't feel the same way.
42:00Of course he does.
42:02My brother is an idiot when it comes to emotional stuff.
42:06But I know he cares about you.
42:08I've never seen him look at anyone the way he looks at you.
42:11If you really cared about me, he never would have lied.
42:16God, I feel so stupid.
42:20Let me talk to him. I'll set him straight, I swear.
42:22No, no, it's fine.
42:26Pretty soon, he'll be off in New York.
42:29And we'll be in LA.
42:32And we'll never have to see each other again.
42:49We need to talk.
42:53I don't feel like it.
42:54The fact that you're out here throwing a ball around instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness.
42:58I know Mom raised you better.
43:00She told me to leave her alone.
43:02Do you care about her?
43:04Of course I do.
43:05That's not the point.
43:07The point is I'm not good enough for her.
43:09I hurt her, Tessa. It's just who I am.
43:12I'm not a relationship guy, you know this.
43:14Okay, enough.
43:16You know how to be a relationship guy?
43:19You commit to being in a relationship.
43:21I mean, it's literally that easy.
43:23You're more than a fuckboy, you hear me?
43:26So it's time to grow up and go get your girl.
43:31She deserves better than me.
43:32So be better.
43:42Hey.
43:44Can I talk to you?
43:47If you want.
44:00Are those Dodger blue and white or Yankee blue and white?
44:04Dodger.
44:05This is a Dodger's home.
44:11I'm sorry.
44:14Okay, I should have told you about the best sooner.
44:20Should've.
44:23Thought I was protecting you.
44:25Thought I was doing the right thing.
44:29But the right thing isn't lying to you.
44:33So I'm going to be completely honest from here on out.
44:40I don't want to be just fun, Butterfly.
44:44When it comes to you, I want to be forever.
44:51I want to keep showing you how beautiful you really are.
44:55I want to be that gushy, romantic guy that brings you flowers and writes you poetry.
45:02I want to be everything you want.
45:05Everything you deserve.
45:09So tell me.
45:12What do you want?
45:18I want...
45:23I want to trust myself.
45:26I want to trust myself.
45:27And I...
45:29I want to follow what feels good.
45:33And I don't want to hold back.
45:38I want you, Zeke.
45:43You too?
45:45Of course I do.
45:53Thank God.
45:55Because I already asked Coach to set up a call with the Dodgers recruiter.
46:00You did what?
46:02I told you.
46:03This is the Dodger home.
46:05I'm going to try to get signed by them instead of the Yankees.
46:07So when you move to LA, we'll be there together.
46:13And what if I said no?
46:15Mm-hmm.
46:18I'd have to pivot to plan B.
46:21lasagna.
46:22Mm-hmm.
46:24Yeah.
46:24Yeah.
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