00:02come on dude come on wait sorry man coach said one more d and you're out of here
00:11it's for your own good the hell does he want from me i'm a baseball player not a biologist
00:15i don't know be smarter
00:20prick
00:30um you okay living my best life
00:37why
00:40you offering a termino
00:41oh um oh sorry um um
00:53good luck with everything
01:20hi
01:22hey roomie
01:23roomie
01:26sorry flyer this morning
01:29i am in need of a place to live
01:31and you are needed roommates
01:35sorry that um that flyer was meant for someone more like me someone quiet and academic and
01:44well a girl and i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's sluttiest baseball player
01:50to be my new roommate so
01:54quite the reputation
01:58sorry i uh i didn't mean to
02:00it's okay
02:03you know there's more to me and all that right
02:09like what
02:11we're making mean lasagna
02:15um
02:16i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit
02:19beggars can't be choosers
02:21what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:25it's the first of the month
02:27just give me a shot all right
02:29move my heads kick me out no hard feelings
02:34but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:46i don't even know
02:47i didn't do it
02:49i don't have a mouse
02:49so you like
02:50ran over the dog
02:51this is like a few times
02:53there's no evidence
02:54there's no case
02:59Zeke
03:00quick question
03:01um
03:01why are you throwing a rager at 2pm on a Tuesday
03:07guys you need to get out more
03:09this is a hang it's not a rager
03:13all right go get set up the keg or something
03:16all right bro
03:21look i failed a bio test okay
03:23thought i'd blow off some steam
03:25okay well
03:26i need to work on my portfolio
03:28which my mentor just called
03:29generic and uninspiring so
03:30could you please just
03:32who
03:32who
03:33what are you
03:36you know what's inspiring
03:38dancing
03:39right
03:40come on
03:44come on
03:45loosen up
03:45what do you mean
03:46it'll help your art
03:47promise
03:50there you go
03:52there she is
03:53shut up
03:54shut up
03:57zeke
04:00hands off your roommate
04:02go herd your animals
04:03okay
04:05i'm tessa hi
04:08please forgive my man whore of a brother
04:10and thank you for housing him
04:12he is a mess
04:13i've noticed
04:14he just needs a friend
04:16oh he's got our fangirls and rap boys so
04:19to new friends
04:20hmm
04:25hmm
04:44so what do you say babe
04:46i'll pitch you catch
04:49oh um sorry i don't really i don't really play i'm just a fan
05:07not your type
05:09what
05:10fabian
05:12he's flirting with you
05:14right
05:14flirting with me that's
05:16that's a good one
05:17yeah
05:18flirting
05:19are you seriously that
05:21inexperienced
05:24no
05:27fine if you must know
05:31i've never even been kissed before so
05:34you've never been kissed
05:36i was always the
05:39the weird art girl
05:43i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:50what about a
05:51what about a sex tutor
05:54huh
05:55yeah yeah very funny and
05:57and where do you suppose i find one of those it's not
05:59something that you can put up a flyer for
06:06you
06:08you're you're funny
06:10it's
06:11it's a joke
06:12right
06:13well not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right
06:16you know sluttiest baseball player on campus
06:22stop you're
06:25you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me
06:27i'm not
06:28no
06:30i don't
06:31i don't understand why you'd help me then
06:33so
06:35well
06:35girl like you
06:38clearly makes good grades
06:40i could use a tutor myself
06:43coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts
06:46that means
06:48no yankees
06:50you're like the yankees
06:51focus
06:55you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:00so
07:02we'd like
07:04date
07:05no
07:06no strictly educational
07:09no feelings
07:10i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:14right
07:16okay
07:19let me guess
07:21you want a sweetheart huh
07:24some good romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry
07:30what's wrong with that
07:32nothing
07:34there's nothing wrong with it
07:35you deserve it
07:39you deserve everything you want
07:44that's not me
07:48what do you say
07:49you help me reach my final and i'll help you find the one
07:56deal
07:59how about
08:01will you seal the deal with
08:05your first kiss
08:24i'll save it for when you're alone
08:28let's go have some fun yeah
08:37first guy to bag the new chick
08:39wins the cash
08:40dude that's nasty
08:44zeke you want in
08:45what the hell dude
08:47she's a person not a bet
08:49chill bro
08:50all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor
08:52can you please not mess shit up with my roommate
08:54she's a big girl
08:55she can handle herself
08:59she's off limits
09:00you hear me
09:02or what
09:03or i'll kick your ass
09:06yeah okay
09:07beat it i got business to take care of
09:10but you're lucky this is her house
09:13look
09:14ignore him
09:15all right
09:15first one to slide home
09:17wins 500 bucks cash
09:22i think that's enough studying for today
09:31so
09:31so
09:32you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:35mm-hmm
09:37well
09:38i should warn you that this
09:41is a dodger home
09:42mm
09:43dodger home
09:46not anymore
09:49you're not even recruited yet
09:50no
09:51no
09:51it's coming
09:54you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
09:57yeah
09:58that's if you don't flunk out
10:00oh
10:01funny
10:04well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:12so
10:14now that we're
10:16alone
10:22so you wanna know how it feels to be kissed
10:42i don't know how
10:47how do i
10:49lesson one
10:51trust yourself
10:54free
10:56just
10:59follow what feels good
11:04don't hold back
11:05beautiful
11:11um
11:13i'm sorry
11:14you uh
11:16you don't have to do this
11:20what
11:24pretend you want me
11:26i'm not pretending
11:29are you sure
11:32what makes you think otherwise
11:38because
11:41in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:46i am a fat loser with
11:49frizzy hair and thunder thighs
11:50so
12:01come with me
12:03i want to show you something
12:20uh-uh
12:22eye contact
12:23eye contact
12:24is how guys know you're into them
12:27i don't like being stared at
12:29they're admiring
12:32look at yourself
12:38what are you doing
12:40putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:45why am i staring at myself
12:46this is
12:48embarrassing
12:51call it a confidence drill
12:55can i continue
13:17sorry um i i'm not used to this so i you don't have to apologize
13:25i just want you
13:26to
13:28see yourself as you are
13:32beautiful
13:39lesson three
13:41ask for what you want
13:45can
13:47we
13:51will you kiss me
13:53hmm
14:13what
14:14was that
14:15was that bad
14:15did i
14:16did i do it wrong
14:17no
14:18no you
14:22you're natural
14:26really
14:27yeah don't want to get to your head
14:31well
14:32i think that we should
14:35go to bed
14:38already
14:39oh
14:40no
14:41oh my god
14:41not
14:42you and i
14:43not together
14:44separately
14:45in
14:46in our separate beds
14:47cause
14:47not together
14:48that
14:48that would be
14:49crazy
14:50you can if you want
14:54you set the pace
14:55butterfly
14:56you set the pace
15:11butterfly
15:13getting drunk from seven to three
15:16on the adoption
15:18flash like it's free
15:19we're on a fast ride
15:22we're on a fast ride
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