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Revenge Puck
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00:00:02Tonight's rivalry matchup is already heating up.
00:00:05It's Adam Johns of the Thunderhawks versus the Leopard Seals Golden Boy, Blake Ashburn.
00:00:10It's three games, one Golden Cup.
00:00:12Who's going to be the winner?
00:00:13Adam's definitely got this.
00:00:21Let's go, Adam!
00:00:23I'm Lucy Hart.
00:00:24I gave up my dream school to follow my boyfriend Adam when he got a hockey scholarship.
00:00:28But it's all going to be worth it when he beats his nemesis, Blake Ashburn,
00:00:31and I become the best sports photographer.
00:00:33Looks like the two captains have gotten into an intense flash in the corner.
00:00:44Make sure you get a good picture, man, alright?
00:00:48Blake Ashburn.
00:00:49He's a complete dickhead and a notorious playboy.
00:00:54Lucy Hart.
00:00:55My enemy's girlfriend.
00:00:57She hates my guts, but unfortunately, is totally my type.
00:01:03Looks like Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:06Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores!
00:01:10Hey!
00:01:11Hey, what the fuck is that, huh?
00:01:13No, no, what the fuck?
00:01:14You got this, huh?
00:01:19Hey, hey!
00:01:20We're done!
00:01:21We're done!
00:01:21We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:23The winner is the Thunder Hawks!
00:01:29Adam!
00:01:30Adam!
00:01:30Adam!
00:01:31Adam over here!
00:01:34Oh, he probably just wants to celebrate with his team.
00:01:38Adam's always in a good mood after the game.
00:01:41I hope he likes the photo album I made him for our anniversary.
00:01:50Adam!
00:01:55Oh my god!
00:01:57Adam!
00:01:59You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:01You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:03You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:03What can I say?
00:02:04Every time I went to have sex, you just looked like you wanted it to be over.
00:02:08But Emma, she can go all night.
00:02:12We had sex in your bed.
00:02:15And ever since, Adam hasn't been able to get a nap.
00:02:19Adam's right.
00:02:21The truth is, I never really enjoyed it.
00:02:23Maybe I'm just too uptight in bed.
00:02:26So that's why you're cheating on me?
00:02:28Emma can do things you can't even imagine.
00:02:32She's bending.
00:02:33Like a pretzel.
00:02:37No, I thought you were my friend.
00:02:39Why are you doing this to me?
00:02:42You see, you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend.
00:02:46I mean, look at you.
00:02:48You're even dressed like a grandma.
00:03:00You're even wearing granny panties.
00:03:05Oh my god.
00:03:06What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:03:08You can have the dorm to yourself tonight.
00:03:10Adam's gonna keep me very busy.
00:03:13Very.
00:03:14You guys.
00:03:16Oh my god.
00:03:26Oh my god.
00:03:28Idiot!
00:03:30Fucking stupid.
00:03:32Fucking believe this cheater.
00:03:35I'm just gonna bring fucking R.A. Blue schools for him.
00:03:42Alright, that's enough crying.
00:03:44I'm trying to enjoy the view.
00:03:52Blake Ashburn.
00:03:55Blake Ashburn.
00:04:03You've been listening to me this whole fucking time?
00:04:05Yeah, I have.
00:04:07You weren't supposed to hear any of that.
00:04:10Yeah, well, you know, you're not supposed to be here.
00:04:16Lucy.
00:04:18This is my spot.
00:04:19It's not your spot.
00:04:20You can't just claim a building.
00:04:23I did.
00:04:23You just lost.
00:04:24Why are you even here?
00:04:29You know what?
00:04:30I don't care.
00:04:31Hold on.
00:04:32Hold on.
00:04:34Let me guess.
00:04:35You're crying right now because of Adam.
00:04:38It's none of your business.
00:04:40Well, let me give you a piece of advice, huh?
00:04:43That guy's not worth one of your tears.
00:04:45So don't.
00:04:46Okay, well, since you're so nosy,
00:04:48you told me that my best friend is better in bed than me.
00:04:52Jesus.
00:04:53It's pretty low even for fucking Adam.
00:04:56You're like, like the biggest man whore,
00:04:59so I don't care what you think.
00:05:00I don't want to hear it.
00:05:03Let me see that.
00:05:04You're a photographer, right?
00:05:05No, give that back.
00:05:05Hey, what's this? I'm looking.
00:05:07Man whore can't enjoy some art?
00:05:10Wow, you know, you are pretty good.
00:05:12You made Adam look like he was a real hockey player.
00:05:14Stop.
00:05:14That's amazing.
00:05:15No, no, no. Hold on. I'm still looking.
00:05:17Right there.
00:05:19You got a picture of me.
00:05:20Look at that.
00:05:21I knew you were looking at me behind that camera.
00:05:24You're so full of yourself.
00:05:25I'm not full of myself.
00:05:27Listen to me.
00:05:27I'm trying to get you to understand
00:05:29that there are more players on the ice.
00:05:31All right, don't give Adam all your attention.
00:05:34He was my first love.
00:05:36And we actually thought we were going to have like a future together.
00:05:39So it's more important.
00:05:41You know, I don't even know why I'm telling you any of this shit.
00:05:44Hey, hey, it's all right.
00:05:45Listen.
00:05:47Just relax.
00:05:48I'll take my shirt off.
00:05:49It'll cheer you up.
00:05:50Come on.
00:05:51No.
00:05:52All right.
00:05:55Oh, you okay?
00:05:56Lucy, you okay?
00:05:58Lucy.
00:06:07That's not mine.
00:06:11And this definitely isn't mine.
00:06:13Where the fuck am I?
00:06:16What's up?
00:06:19You're in my place.
00:06:20I'm relaxed.
00:06:21Everything's cool.
00:06:22And I need to steal your kidneys.
00:06:23Did you change my clothes?
00:06:25You, uh, fell on ya.
00:06:26Hit your head.
00:06:27We were kind of like swimming around this puddle of beer, so...
00:06:32I gave you my shirt.
00:06:34Don't worry.
00:06:35Don't worry.
00:06:36I wasn't peeking.
00:06:38I mean, all that much, but...
00:06:40Ew.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:46This is such a nightmare.
00:06:48My fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my roommate, and now I've been abducted by Blake Ashburn, of all
00:06:55people.
00:06:55How come every time you say my name, you say it like it's an insult?
00:06:58You know, do you remember when you duct taped Adam's car last year?
00:07:02Yeah, that was my car.
00:07:05My baby.
00:07:07I mean, you gotta admit, that was pretty funny, right?
00:07:09No.
00:07:09I thought it was Adam's car.
00:07:11And he deserved it.
00:07:12Why do you guys hate each other so much?
00:07:16Let me have some mystery.
00:07:17Oh, my God.
00:07:17I feel, I feel so, so stupid right now.
00:07:21You know what I think is fucked up?
00:07:23The way that Adam keeps trying to destroy your confidence.
00:07:26What if he's right?
00:07:27Maybe, maybe I am bad at having sex.
00:07:30That's what guys like him do.
00:07:32They make you feel smaller so he can feel better about himself.
00:07:35And it's pathetic.
00:07:36But seriously, don't want to catch you.
00:07:39So what, I should just, just pretend like I'm fine?
00:07:43I don't know.
00:07:45You should get back at him.
00:07:48What are you saying?
00:07:50Don't you want hurting the way that he hurts you?
00:07:53Maybe, I don't know.
00:07:54You do.
00:07:56And I want to knock him off his game before the playoffs.
00:07:58What are you thinking?
00:08:01What are you thinking?
00:08:07Let you sleep with me.
00:08:16What?
00:08:17No!
00:08:18No!
00:08:18Not for real.
00:08:20Pretend sex.
00:08:21No, no, no, no.
00:08:22No, absolutely not.
00:08:24Listen, you pretend to have sex with me just to get under Adam's skin and mess him up before the
00:08:28game, but it's not real.
00:08:30It's fake.
00:08:30I am not taking my clothes off for you.
00:08:33You wouldn't have to take your clothes off to fake.
00:08:35Well, you're like the biggest man whore at the school.
00:08:37I don't trust you at all.
00:08:38That man whore stuff is a total rumor.
00:08:40It's bullshit.
00:08:41And once Adam sees us together, he's going to be totally jealous and he's going to regret that he ever
00:08:46hooked up with somebody else.
00:08:47Okay? I promise.
00:08:49You're like the enemy.
00:08:51I would never do that to my team.
00:08:53Go team, bro.
00:08:54Alright.
00:08:56What are you looking at?
00:08:58What is that?
00:08:59No!
00:09:00Give it to me!
00:09:02Give it!
00:09:03Yes!
00:09:08Honestly, I couldn't have done it without my girl.
00:09:10She keeps me grounded and she makes me the best hot chocolate in the world.
00:09:15That's my hot...
00:09:16I make that hot chocolate for him!
00:09:18So, yeah.
00:09:19This one's to you, babe.
00:09:22Oh my fucking god!
00:09:24Oh my god!
00:09:26It's not your team.
00:09:28Okay?
00:09:29Look, you stole my win.
00:09:31And you broke your heart.
00:09:33Why don't you say me and you get some revenge?
00:09:38Okay.
00:09:39What do I have to do?
00:09:49You could start by making some hot chocolate for me.
00:10:00Still making me hot chocolates, I see.
00:10:02I'm Adam's girlfriend now.
00:10:04You are just embarrassing yourself.
00:10:06I mean, seriously.
00:10:08That outfit?
00:10:09Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
00:10:13Here.
00:10:14You fix it.
00:10:15What?
00:10:18Excuse me.
00:10:20Sorry, sir.
00:10:21She made this for me.
00:10:25Mmm.
00:10:26Damn, that's good.
00:10:28Thank you, baby.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:35Of course.
00:10:38Baby.
00:10:40What the hell's going on here?
00:10:42Oh, you haven't heard the news?
00:10:44We're hooking up.
00:10:47There's no way.
00:10:48Oh, you don't believe me?
00:10:50Cute.
00:10:51Baby, why don't you lick this off my finger like you did last night?
00:10:57Blake, if you're trying to make me believe that you and Lucy had sex,
00:11:02you're wasting your time.
00:11:20Mmm.
00:11:21Yummy.
00:11:24Mmm.
00:11:25Yummy.
00:11:27Yeah, she's very thorough.
00:11:29If you know what I mean.
00:11:30I love dairy.
00:11:32She does.
00:11:34Monkey.
00:11:38Oh, what's the matter, big boy?
00:11:39Mm-hmm.
00:11:40You can move on, but Lucy can't?
00:11:42I think that's called, what, toxic masculinity?
00:11:44You fuck?
00:11:45I don't care.
00:11:47Yeah, well, I hope that's true.
00:11:48Because you're going to lose the gay man and your girl on the same night then.
00:11:52My girl's right here.
00:11:54I upgraded.
00:11:57Yeah, sure.
00:11:59Well, I don't know about you guys, but, uh,
00:12:02I can't keep my hands off of her.
00:12:04Jesus Christ.
00:12:06Watch.
00:12:10Oh, shit.
00:12:11I have to go along with this.
00:12:17Boy, what do you say?
00:12:19I think we've got enough time to squeeze in a quickie before the game.
00:12:22Really?
00:12:25Yeah.
00:12:26Yeah, baby.
00:12:27Later, fucker.
00:12:35Come on, Adam, forget about them.
00:12:37They're just losers.
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:41Okay, this better work.
00:12:44It's gonna work, trust me.
00:12:46It's gonna take the bait.
00:12:48All right, you ready to put on a show?
00:12:51Yeah.
00:12:51Let's go.
00:12:53Let's move.
00:12:54Let's go.
00:13:12God, she looks incredible.
00:13:17What?
00:13:19Do I look okay?
00:13:20Oh, perfect.
00:13:24Let's do this.
00:13:42You ready?
00:13:47What if he doesn't even come in here?
00:13:49Did you see that look on his face?
00:13:51The look of pure jealousy?
00:13:53He's gonna come in here, trust me.
00:13:55All right.
00:13:56I'm ready when you are.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:05It's kinda like kissing a mannequin, but...
00:14:08You can do better than that.
00:14:10I'm just nervous, okay?
00:14:12Why don't we take a deep breath.
00:14:14Why don't we take a deep breath?
00:14:18The first rule is eye contact.
00:14:22Number two is confidence.
00:14:26Move the way that you want to move.
00:14:28Trust yourself.
00:14:30And number three, physical touch.
00:14:34Touch me like you want me to feel you.
00:14:37Take every moment.
00:14:39Every second.
00:14:41And lean in like you want to tell me a secret.
00:14:44Okay?
00:14:48Your turn.
00:15:02Just trust me.
00:15:25She wouldn't.
00:15:26And perfect.
00:15:28Let's roll.
00:15:29And now for a little surprise.
00:15:30We're going behind the scenes to catch star player,
00:15:33Blake Ashburn.
00:15:34Before the game.
00:15:43Hey Adam.
00:15:45Oh my god!
00:15:47Oh my god!
00:15:52Oh my god!
00:15:54Oh my god!
00:15:56Alright, you guys.
00:15:57Come on! Get the fuck out of you!
00:16:01Fuckin' vultures.
00:16:03Fuck.
00:16:04You okay?
00:16:05Oh my god.
00:16:06It's the camera!
00:16:08I'll head to it.
00:16:09I'm professional.
00:16:17Can you tell us a little bit about what we just saw in there?
00:16:20Who was that?
00:16:21Is she one of your latest flings?
00:16:23The one?
00:16:24No, I'm too fling, man.
00:16:26Oh, come on!
00:16:27A young athlete like you has got to have a rotating roster of girls.
00:16:31No, you see, that girl was, uh...
00:16:35She was my girlfriend.
00:16:48And actually, I'm gonna win the game for any time.
00:16:51Sofio, excuse me.
00:16:52Mr. Blake, please, can you tell us more?
00:16:54We'd love to know more.
00:16:55Please, Mr. Blake!
00:17:00What have I done?
00:17:10Isn't that the girl from the Jungle Tron?
00:17:12Oh, God, I am so humiliated.
00:17:15The one Blake called his girlfriend?
00:17:17She's so lucky.
00:17:19Huh?
00:17:21Woo!
00:17:22Let's go, Blake!
00:17:24Woo!
00:17:25You think you can just steal my girl?
00:17:27I already did.
00:17:29Good luck with my sloppy seconds.
00:17:31You know, I had her screaming my name last night.
00:17:39What the fuck was that?
00:17:40What the fuck is that?
00:17:41We're done, we're done, we're done.
00:17:43Okay, we started it!
00:17:44Let's go, let's win a box.
00:17:47Woo!
00:17:52Woo!
00:17:53What are you gonna do?
00:17:55Yes!
00:17:55No!
00:17:56Yeah, Blake!
00:18:00Hey, no!
00:18:00Let's go!
00:18:01Woo!
00:18:04Go, Blake!
00:18:05Blake!
00:18:06Blake!
00:18:07Blake!
00:18:07Blake!
00:18:07Come on, guys!
00:18:08Blake!
00:18:08Blake!
00:18:09Blake!
00:18:10Blake!
00:18:10Blake!
00:18:11Blake!
00:18:11Blake!
00:18:11What do they get, huh?
00:18:13Good job
00:18:14So, tell me, now that I've won um, do I get a kiss?
00:18:22Woo!
00:18:27Okay.
00:18:28It's just for show.
00:18:30And I'm gonna kill him later.
00:18:39a couple hours ago i wanted to kill you but your plan worked so i'm sorry that i told everybody
00:18:48you were my girlfriend uh i just know we didn't talk about that why did you i just didn't want
00:18:57the reporters to skew it so it looked like you were just some random groupie i think you deserve
00:19:02a lot more than that thanks wow but he isn't as bad as i thought he was you know what
00:19:07i was thinking
00:19:07my plan worked so well and adam got so mad why don't we keep this going
00:19:15you know till the end of the season you know i'll win the playoffs and you'll get your revenge
00:19:27rules rules love her good okay we're number one we only do what's necessary a random touching
00:19:37well what about not hear me now
00:19:48you can look but you can't touch unless it's necessary
00:19:53okay all right rule number two is uh
00:20:00no hooking up with uh other other people no hooking up why because you're jealous
00:20:11what no it's not why okay i just uh i think that we need to make the story believable
00:20:19story okay fine three okay we have to go to events together so games the dining hall for lunch
00:20:30um the charity gala what about the post-game victory party that's happening tonight it's tonight
00:20:39i don't i don't have anything to wear so what are you talking about you're in the perfect outfit
00:20:45right now
00:20:45right now
00:20:47they're trusting welcome to the team you're losing
00:20:54no touching
00:21:01okay breathe it's just a party a very loud party of blake's teammates who might actually hate me
00:21:10oh look who it is just leg that is doing a fucking job today boys this is lucy
00:21:21hi lucy our lucky charm oh god you guys all saw that hey and we appreciate what you did for
00:21:30the team
00:21:31you must be pretty special if you're showing off on the big screen and calling his girlfriend
00:21:35it's not like he hasn't had other girlfriends before
00:21:40oh uh he's had girls before lots of them all right take it easy
00:21:46he's just he's never brought one to a party before huh so he'll sleep with them but he won't even
00:21:51invite them out just like i thought a man whore well i had to bring her out i mean my
00:21:57god look
00:21:57how good she looks at my jersey
00:22:04you're wearing his jersey now seriously
00:22:10you're wearing his jersey now honestly lucy this is getting pathetic you embarrassed yourself in front
00:22:13of thousands of people and now what you really think you're his girlfriend or something
00:22:18yes you know what's pretty fucking pathetic is you harassing me at a party
00:22:23why don't you get a light burn burn damn get him
00:22:29i guess if you two are hooking up i have to offer you my sympathies blake
00:22:33what is that supposed to mean it means you're the most boring lay on the face of the planet
00:22:38get this right she's laser dead like a starfish doesn't even move a muscle
00:22:44it's honestly weird i'm gonna murder him with my bare hands
00:22:50you know i haven't noticed anything like that not from my very thorough experience
00:22:55maybe the problem is you bro i'm the atom are you sure everything's working down there
00:23:03watch yourself ashburn don't fucking touch it
00:23:11you're gonna regret it just being like that again
00:23:14oh don't act like you didn't fucking love it
00:23:22all right you know what guys uh we're gonna go find the room
00:23:28what later fonsie
00:23:34like what what the fuck was that nothing
00:23:36i mean totally shut them up didn't it
00:23:38oh my god
00:23:41this is all for show but they're doing nothing in there
00:23:44all right all right it's time to celebrate
00:23:47sell what some sex
00:23:51oh yeah lucy it's right there
00:23:53oh my god
00:23:53i'm not having fake sex with you
00:23:55you have to do you hear what he just said about you
00:23:57now's your chance to get some revenge all right
00:23:59oh my god this is so humiliating
00:24:03it's quiet in there
00:24:05that lucy chickened out
00:24:06come on i'm chicken okay
00:24:11oh my god yeah blake
00:24:13oh yeah
00:24:17jump up and down jump up and down
00:24:19okay
00:24:20wow lucy you are so focused in
00:24:22oh yeah i've been stretching baby
00:24:26bend your little sluts
00:24:28oh what's that lucy i'm the biggest you've ever seen
00:24:31so much bigger than adam
00:24:33yeah yeah get a little sluts
00:24:37jesus fucking christ what are they doing in there
00:24:40oh my god blake
00:24:44oh yeah right there lucy don't stop don't stop
00:24:52take it home lucy
00:24:56blake blake blake blake
00:25:01did she just finish
00:25:03that's it i'm going and go get him
00:25:08come on
00:25:10take your shirt off
00:25:11what
00:25:14no i'm not taking my shirt off
00:25:15you have to take your shirt off we're gonna get caught
00:25:16come on
00:25:34you've got some nerve lucy
00:25:36god you're such a flipping pervert
00:25:38what you just couldn't pass the opportunity for another show
00:25:40this is stupid
00:25:41i'm out of here
00:25:42bye bye
00:25:43i'm a fucking cock
00:25:49oh my god
00:25:52wow
00:25:53that was uh
00:25:54too much
00:25:54no no i'm uh
00:25:57very impressed
00:25:58it was very convincing
00:25:59you could still get a fake orgasm
00:26:01huh
00:26:01i don't know i guess i've had a lot of practice
00:26:06at faking it
00:26:10lucy have you
00:26:12ever had a real orgasm
00:26:15no
00:26:16never
00:26:17never in your whole life
00:26:18no
00:26:19like
00:26:19when me and adam would do it
00:26:21it was just like he finished
00:26:22and then that was it
00:26:23wow
00:26:23like pathetic human beings
00:26:33i could help you with that
00:26:39if you want me to
00:26:41is he serious
00:26:42is this happening
00:26:44do i want this to be happening
00:27:16wait i can't trust blake
00:27:17thanks for your name please
00:27:18good
00:27:19good
00:27:21all right
00:27:22i'm walking you home
00:27:24wait what we're leaving
00:27:25yeah
00:27:26did i say something to upset him
00:27:29let's get the fuck out of this place
00:27:32why do i feel like i just messed everything up
00:27:40okay
00:27:41this one's me
00:27:42thank you for you know walking me home
00:27:45no problem
00:27:46i'll see you tomorrow
00:27:47for fake dating purposes only right
00:27:49obviously
00:27:52obviously
00:27:56all right
00:27:56well
00:27:58good night
00:28:00good night
00:28:05good
00:28:05this is good
00:28:08definitely doesn't sting at all
00:28:16what are you doing
00:28:17why are you throwing my clothes on the floor
00:28:19i am kicking you out
00:28:21what you can't just kick me out
00:28:23this is literally my room too
00:28:24yes i can
00:28:25i talked to housing
00:28:26adam's dad made a call
00:28:27no that is not fair
00:28:29what am i supposed to do
00:28:30where am i supposed to go
00:28:31this is my bed
00:28:32you slept with the enemy
00:28:33and cost adam his game
00:28:35what did you think was gonna happen
00:28:36you slept with my boyfriend
00:28:38you should be the one to go
00:28:39you can tell your sob story
00:28:40to your fellow homeless friends
00:28:43what
00:28:44no stop
00:28:46these are my clothes
00:28:47what are you doing
00:28:49get out of my room
00:28:53where the hell am i supposed to go now
00:28:58what's up lucy
00:28:59you know if you wanted me to stay so bad you could have just asked
00:29:02i need to do a whole uh strip tease
00:29:05well my roommate um emma just kicked me out
00:29:09huh
00:29:11yep
00:29:13what do you need a place to stay
00:29:16what
00:29:17you could stay with me
00:29:20no
00:29:20i got two bedrooms
00:29:22and your own space
00:29:23but no
00:29:24that is
00:29:24that's a terrible idea
00:29:26we're fake dating
00:29:27nobody would think anything of it
00:29:49so uh your room is gonna be downstairs
00:29:51mine's upstairs
00:29:53but feel free to use the fridge
00:29:55kitchen
00:29:57tv's all yours
00:29:58alright
00:29:58you uh want some wine
00:30:00sure
00:30:01yeah
00:30:06thank you
00:30:18i have a question
00:30:20what's your question
00:30:22why are you helping me
00:30:23because i like you
00:30:25lucy
00:30:27because we have a quest for revenge
00:30:29a common enemy
00:30:30i feel like
00:30:33there's something else
00:30:34and it's not just this
00:30:35rivalry you have with adam
00:30:38why do you hate him so much
00:30:42my dad died when i was 16
00:30:46i'm sorry
00:30:47okay
00:30:50me and adam we were on the same team
00:30:51now he was one of the first people that i told
00:30:53and then he
00:30:54takes it upon himself
00:30:56to go to the coach
00:30:58and tell him that my head's not in the right space
00:31:00that i'm distracted
00:31:02and i get kicked off the team
00:31:04that's ridiculous
00:31:05what does this mean my mom
00:31:08all we had was hockey
00:31:10hockey is the only thing that makes our life feel normal again
00:31:13do you think she
00:31:14puts too much pressure on you
00:31:16yeah
00:31:17absolutely
00:31:19but i think that's okay
00:31:21that's my job
00:31:29i think you're a lot more than just a hockey player
00:31:41it's been a long day
00:31:42get some sleep
00:31:47good night
00:31:48good night
00:31:49good night
00:31:50good night
00:31:51good night
00:31:57Lucy have you
00:31:58ever had a real orgasm
00:32:00no
00:32:02never had an orgasm
00:32:15strictly professional
00:32:27blake ashburn
00:32:28blake ashburn
00:32:28sign for me please
00:32:32awesome
00:32:33thank you very much
00:32:34have a good one
00:32:34this was a bad idea
00:32:36a very thoughtful
00:32:37well-intentioned
00:32:39incredibly bad idea
00:32:48god
00:32:49why do i have to be fake dating the hottest man alive
00:32:51good morning
00:32:53good morning
00:32:56what is that
00:33:02sorry
00:33:04you're so jumpy
00:33:05this morning
00:33:06um
00:33:06i think it's just because i'm so excited about life right now
00:33:10um
00:33:11okay
00:33:11but uh
00:33:12i got practice at like 7.45 so i gotta go
00:33:13all right
00:33:17hey little sis
00:33:19i heard what happened with emma
00:33:20the worst
00:33:23i gotta go
00:33:24all right
00:33:25good
00:33:28bye
00:33:31i sent you a care package
00:33:32it should have arrived by now
00:33:34i love you
00:33:44love you
00:33:44i just got it
00:33:45i'm gonna open it now
00:33:53whoa
00:33:55why did my sister get me a fucking vibrator
00:33:59i'm not using that
00:34:01it's just so funny
00:34:22oh my god
00:34:38oh my god
00:34:49oh my god
00:34:54oh my god
00:35:14you're so hot
00:35:23for lucy
00:35:24love your big sis
00:35:26grace
00:35:27oh sweet
00:35:37oh shit
00:35:38she found it
00:35:41and she's liking it
00:35:44oh my god
00:35:47oh my god
00:35:49oh my god
00:35:49dude
00:35:49don't listen to lucy getting freaky right now
00:35:51respect her privacy
00:35:54i care so hot
00:35:55huh
00:35:57she's thinking about me
00:35:59this is
00:36:00this is really good
00:36:03he's not home yet
00:36:04that vibrator was a lot louder than i thought it was gonna be
00:36:13how was your morning
00:36:14fine
00:36:15fine
00:36:16your sister got you this
00:36:19oh
00:36:21my god
00:36:22my sister didn't send me the vibrator
00:36:24but then who
00:36:28so
00:36:29so um
00:36:30there was a package by the door
00:36:33that wasn't from my sister
00:36:35um
00:36:35no
00:36:36that crosses the line so much
00:36:39you cannot just
00:36:40relax
00:36:41listen
00:36:42you know
00:36:42i was gonna return it
00:36:43but then
00:36:43it seemed like you were enjoying it so much
00:36:48so
00:36:48so
00:36:49you
00:36:49you
00:36:49you heard me
00:36:51i was trying to be a gentleman about the whole thing
00:36:53but then uh
00:36:54i heard you
00:36:55say my name
00:36:56can you just stop talking
00:36:57okay
00:36:57hey come on
00:36:58what
00:37:00you know i really liked it
00:37:02this is getting way too real
00:37:03what if he's just like adam
00:37:05and i get my heart broken again
00:37:06no okay okay
00:37:07all right
00:37:08stop
00:37:08no we're not doing this
00:37:10let's just end the contract
00:37:11oh you want to end the contract
00:37:13um after the gala
00:37:14we're we're gonna be done
00:37:15that's what you want
00:37:16yeah
00:37:25that has to be what i want
00:37:27you can't trust him
00:37:28lucy
00:37:29clearly you can
00:37:33lucy
00:37:34come on open the door
00:37:36look
00:37:37it was my bad
00:37:38all right
00:37:38i shouldn't have got you that gift
00:37:40it was totally crossing the line
00:37:41but just
00:37:42open the door
00:37:43i'll make it up to you
00:37:44i promise
00:37:45ow
00:37:46i'll take you shopping
00:37:47shopping
00:37:48i think all of your clothes are in the bushes underneath emma's windows
00:37:51come on i'll get you a new dress for the charity gala
00:37:54i'll take you to the mall
00:37:56you can get a mall pretzel
00:37:59oh
00:38:02did you see a mall pretzel
00:38:03i did
00:38:05fine
00:38:05all right well then your gowns and your pretzels will meet you
00:38:09why does he have to be so goddamn charming
00:38:12come on
00:38:15come on
00:38:24come here
00:38:32what are you doing
00:38:33i've been getting tailored clothes since i was a little kid
00:38:36put your arms up
00:38:41God, look at his hands.
00:38:46I have a fist on me.
00:39:09Do it, kiss me, just do it.
00:39:14Hi, welcome.
00:39:15Can I help you?
00:39:16Hi.
00:39:18Um, yes.
00:39:19We are looking for a very beautiful dress.
00:39:22I've got the perfect one.
00:39:35What do you think?
00:39:41Blake.
00:39:44I think it's amazing.
00:39:48I think it's totally you and you look beautiful.
00:39:52You two are adorable.
00:39:54Such a lovely couple.
00:39:56Oh, thank you.
00:39:58You know, I think so too.
00:40:00So what do we think?
00:40:01We taking this dress home?
00:40:03Yes.
00:40:07Wait, Blake, it's $8,000.
00:40:10$8,000 to see you in that dress?
00:40:12Seems like a steal to me.
00:40:15Here you go.
00:40:22Hi.
00:40:27Um...
00:40:27Buy me in a lingerie shop.
00:40:29Does if I was your boyfriend in a body lingerie?
00:40:31But you're not.
00:40:34Hi.
00:40:35Hi.
00:40:35What size bra?
00:40:36She's a 34B.
00:40:39What the hell?
00:40:40I don't know.
00:40:41How do you know my bra size?
00:40:43I eyeballed my boobs.
00:40:44You can't eyeball my boobs.
00:40:45I can and I will.
00:40:51You're impossible.
00:40:52And you love it.
00:40:55Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:41:00Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:41:02Since I have someone that I actually want to wear it for.
00:41:06You forget that I know you, Lucy.
00:41:07I can tell when you're trying to be someone you're not.
00:41:09I don't think I actually am trying to become the person that I've always wanted to be.
00:41:13Right.
00:41:14Without you.
00:41:15Can I help you?
00:41:16We're shopping.
00:41:18Hey, babe.
00:41:18I like that one.
00:41:19Oh, yeah?
00:41:20That's the red one?
00:41:20Yeah.
00:41:21So sexy.
00:41:23Cute, right?
00:41:25I like it.
00:41:26What do you think, Adam?
00:41:28Think she'll look good in this?
00:41:29Actually, you know what?
00:41:30Don't answer that.
00:41:30It's really none of your business.
00:41:31Because I'm the one who's going to be seeing right now.
00:41:33Not you.
00:41:34True.
00:41:35You're just doing this to piss me off.
00:41:37Oh, no.
00:41:37It's definitely an added bonus.
00:41:38But I'm really just doing it because my girlfriend is super hot.
00:41:45And you're not so bad yourself, baby.
00:41:49You need to stay away from Blake, okay?
00:41:51He's just using you.
00:41:52Get your fucking hand off of me.
00:41:53You're going to get your heart broken, Lucy.
00:41:55He's just using you to get back with the supermodel ex-girlfriend.
00:42:00Hey, Adam.
00:42:02Watch her.
00:42:04Look her up.
00:42:05You're not his type.
00:42:07I don't trust you.
00:42:09And we're over.
00:42:10So can you just get the fuck out of my face?
00:42:12I think we both know that's a lie.
00:42:14It's not.
00:42:15Shut the fuck up.
00:42:20Adam, what is going on here?
00:42:22Oh, my God.
00:42:23Oh, my God.
00:42:24Seriously?
00:42:26Oh, my God.
00:42:27Seriously?
00:42:28You know, it's starting to smell like shit in here.
00:42:30Come on.
00:42:30Let's go, baby.
00:42:36Hold up.
00:42:38Did that feel good?
00:42:41Yeah.
00:42:42It felt pretty good.
00:42:44You look good.
00:42:48So, uh, have we go get those pretzels?
00:42:51Yes.
00:42:52I'm actually so hungry.
00:42:53Let's go.
00:42:55Okay.
00:42:57Blake makes me feel so safe.
00:42:59But this is fake.
00:43:00This is all fake.
00:43:01Maybe he's just good at pretending.
00:43:06Why are you so obsessed with them?
00:43:09Oh, my God.
00:43:09Can we please not start with this?
00:43:11Oh.
00:43:12You're not obsessed with them.
00:43:14You're obsessed with her.
00:43:15At least she doesn't yap nonstop like you.
00:43:18Jesus Christ.
00:43:19Can you just give it a break?
00:43:20Blake.
00:43:21You have been obsessed with her ever since she started hooking up with Blake.
00:43:24Okay?
00:43:25I am your girlfriend now.
00:43:26Remember?
00:43:27Yeah.
00:43:28And this isn't working anymore.
00:43:31Adam?
00:43:39Why do I care so much that I'm not his type when tonight is the last night of our fake
00:43:42relationship?
00:43:43God, get a grip, Lucy.
00:43:45So we got my suit.
00:43:48We got your beautiful dress and we got your beautiful shoes.
00:43:51Together we make the beauty and the beast.
00:44:03So you're looking at pictures of my ex-girlfriend, huh?
00:44:05Adam?
00:44:06Why are you doing that?
00:44:09I'm sure you still want to go to the Cala with me.
00:44:14Because it's fine if you don't.
00:44:16I know I'm not some supermodel.
00:44:20If Adam ever said anything like that, it's because he's an insecure little bitch who's just trying to destroy your
00:44:25confidence.
00:44:26All right?
00:44:26Don't let him.
00:44:27I'm serious.
00:44:29I know I'm nothing like her.
00:44:31I don't, like, measure up to her at all.
00:44:33A million times back in America.
00:44:35In every single fucking way.
00:44:38Okay, well then why did you guys break up?
00:44:40Uh, we broke up because she's a horrible person.
00:44:43She's mean.
00:44:44She's not nice.
00:44:45She's not charismatic and beautiful and funny and charming like you.
00:44:49She's the one that doesn't compare to you.
00:44:51Believe that.
00:44:53And I do take pretty good photos.
00:44:55You do.
00:44:56You're an amazing photographer.
00:44:58You're an amazing artist.
00:45:00You're beautiful, Lucy.
00:45:04And you know, you're an amazing photographer who's never taken a picture of yours truly, so.
00:45:09I should be the one who's upset.
00:45:10Oh, yeah?
00:45:11Yeah.
00:45:12That's what you think.
00:45:14What do you mean?
00:45:16What are you doing?
00:45:19What is that?
00:45:22I don't know.
00:45:23What is that?
00:45:24I have a surprise for you.
00:45:27Ta-da!
00:45:33Oh, my God.
00:45:36It's so sick.
00:45:36Take a look.
00:45:37Let me see.
00:45:38Yes!
00:45:40It's awesome.
00:45:41It's super awesome.
00:45:43You really didn't have to do that.
00:45:45Of course I did.
00:45:46And consider it, like, my thank you for, you know, letting me stay here and buying me all these clothes
00:45:52and stuff.
00:45:53Yeah, we did all those fake orgasms and all those fake kisses, too.
00:45:56Come on.
00:45:57Okay.
00:45:58Whoa!
00:46:00I guess that, too.
00:46:02Sure.
00:46:03Thank you for that.
00:46:04You know what?
00:46:04It was my pleasure.
00:46:06Stop.
00:46:08I'm serious.
00:46:11You know, you act like a cocky asshole, but I think you're a pretty decent guy.
00:46:18Don't tell anybody.
00:46:18I don't ruin my reputation.
00:46:20Don't worry.
00:46:21I won't.
00:46:23Seriously.
00:46:34That was the coolest thing that anybody's ever done for me.
00:46:38I'm glad you like it.
00:46:39I do.
00:46:41You know, I think it's better than any photo I've ever taken of Adam.
00:46:45If Adam were to ask you to get back together with him tonight, what would you say?
00:46:55I would...
00:46:56I would...
00:46:57Don't answer that.
00:47:01I'm sorry I asked.
00:47:02No.
00:47:03It's good.
00:47:04Well, why don't we...
00:47:06get dressed?
00:47:09You know, you're still my fake girlfriend tonight, so...
00:47:12I'm gonna enjoy it.
00:47:15Yeah.
00:47:32Oh, they're all staring.
00:47:35Don't trip.
00:47:36Don't emotionally implode.
00:47:37Hey, you look nice.
00:47:41Thanks.
00:47:41Thanks, Evan.
00:47:43Not as nice as Sophia.
00:47:46Blake's...
00:47:46ex.
00:47:47Hi, boys.
00:47:49Oh, what is that supposed to mean?
00:47:51Oh, she was just the last girl that Blake brought to one of these things.
00:47:55She's a model.
00:47:57You're nowhere near her league.
00:48:03Emma, why don't you fly out of here on the broomstick you came in on?
00:48:06Leave my girl alone.
00:48:08Come with me.
00:48:18Gala, don't listen to her.
00:48:20You look beautiful.
00:48:22He's just saying that.
00:48:24How could he ever think I'm beautiful after being with someone like Sophia?
00:48:27So, this is it, huh?
00:48:33Yep.
00:48:35The charity gala.
00:48:37The end of our professional agreement.
00:48:41Clean ending.
00:48:43You know, just like we talked about.
00:48:46Yeah.
00:48:47Clean.
00:48:54Well, you know, it's been fun fake dating.
00:48:56Fake dating?
00:48:58I knew it.
00:49:03You too.
00:49:05It's been fun.
00:49:12You know, it's crazy how easy it was to make my ex jealous.
00:49:17Yeah, but after this, we go back to real life.
00:49:21Yeah.
00:49:22But you got what you wanted, right?
00:49:24You showed him that you are so worth choosing.
00:49:27I mean, you are.
00:49:33Ladies and gentlemen, we'll begin our presentation shortly.
00:49:37Well.
00:49:38Blake, can I say for just a second, we got a few things we need to verify.
00:49:43Um, yeah.
00:49:45Sure.
00:49:47We're back.
00:49:54Lucy, can I talk to you for a minute?
00:49:56Adam, right now is not the time, okay?
00:49:59Please, just for five minutes.
00:50:04Okay, sure.
00:50:12I screwed up.
00:50:13I know.
00:50:14You cheated on me with my roommate.
00:50:17Emma isn't you.
00:50:18She never supported me like you did.
00:50:21She never believed in me.
00:50:22And I'm sorry about what I said about you being bad in bed.
00:50:25I just, I was jealous.
00:50:29I've actually missed you.
00:50:30A lot.
00:50:32Breaking out with you was the biggest mistake of my life.
00:50:38God, you're so beautiful.
00:50:45Really?
00:50:46Yeah.
00:51:03Well, I guess she got what she wants.
00:51:06Maybe she should be with Adam.
00:51:12This should feel better.
00:51:15What's wrong?
00:51:16No, no, I'm sorry.
00:51:18This doesn't feel right.
00:51:20What are you talking about?
00:51:22I know the only reason you dated Blake was to get back at me and make me jealous.
00:51:26You, you know that?
00:51:29Congratulations.
00:51:30You made me jealous, okay?
00:51:32So, I want you back now, okay?
00:51:35No, no, no.
00:51:37I did, I did want you back, but...
00:51:41You're great.
00:51:41No, I don't want that anymore.
00:51:44That, that kiss, it didn't feel right.
00:51:48And I'm sick and tired of chasing you.
00:51:51Okay, so, so this is it.
00:51:52This is it. We're done.
00:51:55Goodbye.
00:51:58Lucy!
00:52:04Lucy!
00:52:05Adam, give it a rest.
00:52:06You only want Lucy because Blake wants her.
00:52:10You don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:16If he broke up with her, you would come crawling back to me.
00:52:21I have to break up Blake and Lucy.
00:52:29Blake.
00:52:31Blake, where are you?
00:52:32Where did you go?
00:52:38Hey, where did you go?
00:52:45All right, ladies and gentlemen.
00:52:48The moment you've all been waiting for.
00:52:50This year's Youth Sports Impact Award goes to...
00:52:58Blake Ashburn!
00:53:05That's a good bullshit!
00:53:09Adam!
00:53:09Don't touch me, okay? It's over.
00:53:17Blake, are you here?
00:53:20Blake?
00:53:21Well, I'm sure he's just out there practicing his slap shots.
00:53:41You know, if you want to package stuff, go ahead. Don't mind me.
00:53:49What?
00:53:51You literally just missed the entire fucking gala!
00:53:54Really, huh?
00:53:54Yeah.
00:53:55You know, I'm surprised you noticed if I was there or not.
00:53:57You seem pretty occupied.
00:53:59You're all cozy.
00:54:00That's your boy, Adam.
00:54:01Oh.
00:54:02Oh.
00:54:02Oh, yeah, you saw that.
00:54:03Okay.
00:54:04Yeah, I saw everything.
00:54:06You know, I thought that we were on a quest for revenge, but turns out you were just, uh,
00:54:10just trying to get back with him.
00:54:11All right, I'll admit it, okay?
00:54:13It was nice to see him jealous, and it felt good, okay?
00:54:17But I...
00:54:17Lucy, you were playing games with me.
00:54:19Let's be honest.
00:54:21That's okay.
00:54:23But if you're playing games, you know what?
00:54:24That's fine.
00:54:25All right.
00:54:26We're gonna play my game.
00:54:28Let's make this sound very interesting.
00:54:29No.
00:54:30Blake, I'm...
00:54:31I'm not...
00:54:36Ketchup.
00:54:37No, I'm not...
00:54:38I'm not drinking that.
00:54:39It's fucking disgusting.
00:54:40Lucy, I just saw the woman that I love kissing another man, so why don't you just please
00:54:44drink it?
00:54:45Come on.
00:54:48Okay.
00:54:49Fine.
00:54:55Take me over here.
00:54:57Come on.
00:55:01That is so strong.
00:55:02Oh my god.
00:55:03It's like burning.
00:55:08Okay.
00:55:10Truth or dare?
00:55:13Uh...
00:55:14Truth?
00:55:15You getting back together with Adam?
00:55:19No, Blake.
00:55:20We are not back together.
00:55:21What do you mean, you're not back together?
00:55:22I just saw you guys.
00:55:24Are you lying to me?
00:55:25What? Lucy, please, I can't take it.
00:55:27Do not lie to me right now.
00:55:29No, I was trying to tell you earlier,
00:55:30if you would have let me finish, that, yeah, okay,
00:55:33you might have seen me kiss him, but I hated it.
00:55:34It was disgusting, and...
00:55:37I don't like him.
00:55:39Okay? I... I like someone else.
00:55:44I like someone else.
00:55:47Tell me who you like, Lucy.
00:55:50And please be very specific.
00:55:53Mm-mm.
00:55:54No.
00:55:55What?
00:55:56It's your turn.
00:55:58Truth or dare?
00:56:00I choose dare.
00:56:10You have to kiss me,
00:56:12and then I'll tell you what I like.
00:56:37I fucking love this game.
00:56:39I love this game.
00:56:40I love this game.
00:56:44I love this game.
00:56:53I love this game.
00:56:53Truth or dare?
00:56:55Truth.
00:56:57Did you think about me?
00:56:59When?
00:57:01You know when?
00:57:03Of course I know.
00:57:04And you, did you think about me?
00:57:07Hm?
00:57:09Lucy, I think about you every night.
00:57:14Did you see that gift I got you?
00:57:16Yeah.
00:57:17Didn't work.
00:57:18It was good.
00:57:21I don't know.
00:57:22Well, let's fix that.
00:57:24Right now.
00:57:36I don't want it to be fake.
00:57:39It's not gonna be fake, baby.
00:57:41I don't want it to be real.
00:57:46So, I have a question.
00:57:48Yeah.
00:57:50Does this mean our deal's over?
00:57:53Fuck that deal.
00:57:56It's always been real to me.
00:57:58If this is real, then there's always a chance my heart could get broken again.
00:58:04What?
00:58:05Lucy, what are you doing?
00:58:07Talk to me.
00:58:09Adam said I was really bad, so I don't want to disappoint you.
00:58:14Lucy, that would be impossible.
00:58:16You are the most beautiful person that I have ever met, and you care.
00:58:20And you've never been with anybody that made you feel safe, that made you feel loved.
00:58:24But I'm here now.
00:58:25Oh.
00:58:26And it's just me and you.
00:58:29There's nothing to fear.
00:58:30I know.
00:58:31And there's nothing to prove.
00:58:33I feel like I've been faking it for so long.
00:58:36I want it to be good.
00:58:40We're gonna take it slow.
00:58:41We don't have to do anything that you don't want to do.
00:58:50But you did say that you liked somebody.
00:58:54Is it me?
00:58:57Yes, it's you.
00:59:00Like, I like you, and I've always wanted this to be real.
00:59:05Me too.
00:59:07Always.
00:59:17It's alright.
00:59:20It's alright.
00:59:21You're alright.
00:59:44Like, I'm so sorry.
00:59:49Yessss.
00:59:50You know, I'll be back.
01:00:00What are you doing?
01:00:03I make you feel good.
01:00:05Yeah.
01:00:09Holy shit.
01:00:11Look at him.
01:00:13I'm a hockey player, baby.
01:00:15Which means I'm very determined.
01:00:18And my work ethic is very...
01:00:21Very methodical.
01:00:27And not leaving a spot until the job is done.
01:00:32It's putting a lot of pressure on yourself.
01:00:35You don't have to do that.
01:00:38I want to.
01:00:51It's putting a lot of pressure on yourself.
01:00:55I don't have to do that.
01:01:11I don't have to do that.
01:01:18But I don't have to do that.
01:01:19I don't have to do that.
01:01:28Good morning.
01:01:29Good morning.
01:01:32What?
01:01:33What?
01:01:35You were amazing last night.
01:01:39You don't have to say that.
01:01:41I know I don't have to say that.
01:01:43I'm serious.
01:01:45You know, Adamus had no fucking idea what he was doing.
01:01:48Because you weren't just good.
01:01:50You were great.
01:01:51Can't have enough.
01:01:53Your sister.
01:01:57You know, I wish I could just stay in bed with you all day,
01:01:59but I think I have to get to practice.
01:02:05You sure?
01:02:07Yeah.
01:02:10You know, I was kind of hoping that maybe we could have
01:02:14meet my sister today.
01:02:16She's in town.
01:02:17Your sister?
01:02:18Yeah.
01:02:19Yeah?
01:02:20I kind of talk about you a lot.
01:02:22Oh, yeah.
01:02:23Mm-hmm.
01:02:24Say next thing?
01:02:25Of course.
01:02:27Well, maybe after practice,
01:02:28we can find somewhere to get some lunch.
01:02:30What do you think?
01:02:31Okay.
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:33It's perfect.
01:02:36Yeah.
01:02:41What happened?
01:02:44Well, if you're a boyfriend.
01:02:46Maybe?
01:02:48Boyfriend?
01:02:50I love it.
01:02:51Yeah?
01:02:52Yeah.
01:02:56All right.
01:02:57I gotta go.
01:02:58Oh.
01:03:00Kick ass.
01:03:01Miss me?
01:03:03This feels too easy, and that's what makes it dangerous.
01:03:17Your call is forwarded to automatic voice message.
01:03:24Please pick up. I want to apologize.
01:03:32What? What do you want?
01:03:33Lucy, hey, look, I feel really bad about how things ended with us.
01:03:38You do?
01:03:39Yes, of course. We used to have so much fun as roommates.
01:03:43Why don't we catch up for coffee at that place on 3rd?
01:03:46Why would I ever want to be friends again?
01:03:48Look, I have information about Sophia that you might want to hear.
01:03:52What do you know? What is it?
01:03:54I'd rather tell you in person.
01:03:55Okay, just give me ten minutes, okay?
01:03:57Good. I'll see you soon.
01:04:05How do you know this is going to work?
01:04:07I mean, we don't even know if he's going to be here.
01:04:10Oh, trust me. I know he's going to be here.
01:04:12He comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice every day between 9.30 and 10.
01:04:18So he should be here any...
01:04:22Oh. Look, there he is. Good to go.
01:04:29Sophia!
01:04:31Oh my God! Blake!
01:04:32What are you doing here? Huh?
01:04:36I heard your team made the final round of playoffs. Congrats.
01:04:39Thank you. You were always a very big fan of me winning.
01:04:41I wanted you to be the best you could be. We all do.
01:04:44What could Emma possibly have to tell me about Sophia?
01:04:48You look good.
01:04:49Oh my God! Is that Blake's ex?
01:04:52I've been thinking about you a lot lately.
01:04:55Sophia.
01:04:56We were so good together, Blake. Don't you ever miss that?
01:05:01We could go back to right where we left off.
01:05:04I knew it. I knew I should address him.
01:05:07I only liked him because I was a hockey player.
01:05:09That's not true.
01:05:10You're also so hot.
01:05:13Oh God.
01:05:14I can't watch any more of this.
01:05:17Stay away from me.
01:05:19You know, I know you and I see through all this bullshit, alright?
01:05:22You liked me for two reasons.
01:05:24One, because you liked to party so fucking much.
01:05:26And two, because it helped raise your status.
01:05:28You should not harm with somebody.
01:05:29Yeah, somebody new. Who doesn't give a shit about that stuff?
01:05:32Alright?
01:05:33That little poor girl I've been hearing so much about.
01:05:37I'm done.
01:05:38Yeah.
01:05:39Goodbye.
01:05:46I can't believe I fell for a cheater again.
01:05:51Lucy, I am so sorry that you had to see that.
01:05:55I just knew that if I told you over the phone you weren't going to believe me.
01:05:59I don't trust Emma.
01:06:01But she did show me the truth about Blake.
01:06:04Look, I know you can't trust me, but you shouldn't trust Blake.
01:06:09I see him with Sophia all the time.
01:06:12I feel so stupid.
01:06:13You know, I really thought that he was different.
01:06:16Oh no, don't blame yourself.
01:06:17It's hard to see past Blake's charm.
01:06:21Or those biceps.
01:06:24I just have terrible taste in it.
01:06:28Well, if you want any advice, don't date hockey players, okay?
01:06:33They're not worth the heartbreak.
01:06:34Yeah, no, I'm an ever-taking hockey player ever again.
01:06:40I guess I should say thanks.
01:06:43You know, for looking out for me.
01:06:45Anytime.
01:06:46Third place.
01:06:55Seriously.
01:07:08It didn't work.
01:07:10He's not interested.
01:07:11Oh, it's going to work.
01:07:13they'll be broken up by the end of the day.
01:07:18Hey, Lucy!
01:07:20I got purples.
01:07:22Where you at?
01:07:24Lucy?
01:07:26God, where the hell are you?
01:07:43It was fun while it lasted, but I guess all good things have to come to an end.
01:07:48I hope you and Sophia are happy together.
01:07:51What in this?
01:07:54Sophia?
01:07:55Oh my God.
01:07:57Oh my God.
01:08:00Oh, fuck.
01:08:11You've been, uh, quiet for like ten minutes.
01:08:16It's really weird for you.
01:08:19It's over between me and Blake.
01:08:21Okay.
01:08:23It's Bill.
01:08:24Well, I thought I might have, you know, picked a good guy, finally, but...
01:08:31Turns out they're all the same.
01:08:33Sorry, Lucy.
01:08:36You seem so happy with him.
01:08:38You know, at this point, can we just like swear off all men?
01:08:41Seriously.
01:08:42I know.
01:08:43They all fucking suck.
01:08:44Yeah.
01:08:45Well, you do say that every time you get your heart broken.
01:08:48I know, I'm serious.
01:08:49Like, I mean it.
01:08:50You know, you can't let one bad experience stop you from trying again.
01:08:55I don't want to get hurt again.
01:08:56I know.
01:08:58But what if you don't?
01:09:00What if this next time it works out?
01:09:04You know?
01:09:07Lucy?
01:09:10Is that...
01:09:12Yep.
01:09:13Should I?
01:09:14No, no, no.
01:09:16I'll get it.
01:09:16It's fine.
01:09:23Hey.
01:09:24Can I explain something to you?
01:09:25Please?
01:09:27Be my guest.
01:09:30Um, so this is my sister, Grace.
01:09:34You're supposed to meet her the other day.
01:09:35Remember?
01:09:36Yeah.
01:09:37Hi, Grace.
01:09:38Blake.
01:09:38Hey.
01:09:39Nice to meet you.
01:09:40Yeah.
01:09:41Well, I'm gonna give you two some privacy.
01:09:48Hey.
01:09:49So...
01:09:50I got totally ambushed by my ex today.
01:09:53But, I mean, I just told her that I'm not interested.
01:09:56It's not what it looked like.
01:09:58What do you mean it's not what it looks like?
01:10:00What, were you there?
01:10:02Yeah.
01:10:03Yeah, I was there.
01:10:04I saw everything.
01:10:06My suspicions were right.
01:10:08You are a man whore.
01:10:10And you're always gonna be one.
01:10:13That's not true.
01:10:14Please don't say things like that right now.
01:10:16Listen, I'm trying to explain something to you.
01:10:17Nothing was happening.
01:10:19Nothing was going to happen.
01:10:20I promise you.
01:10:21I'm not your type.
01:10:23Okay?
01:10:24Just admit it.
01:10:27Not my type.
01:10:28Lucy, what are you saying?
01:10:31If you can't trust me after every single thing that we've been through, I don't know, then maybe we should
01:10:35go our separate ways.
01:10:39Don't do that.
01:10:41Come on, Lucy.
01:10:43Okay.
01:10:47But just so you know, I'm not Adam.
01:10:52I never will be.
01:10:56I'm sorry.
01:11:10Welcome to the championship game where the leverage sealers take on the Thunderhawks!
01:11:23Photographer?
01:11:24Hi.
01:11:25Could you get a photo of me and my Blake?
01:11:27Your Blake?
01:11:29Yeah, I think it would look good for the papers.
01:11:32Blake!
01:11:36Blake, come here!
01:11:45Got it.
01:11:47Good luck out there today.
01:11:49Remember, you're a winner, Blake.
01:11:51Thanks.
01:11:54Lucy, what are you doing here, huh?
01:11:58Just doing my job.
01:12:00Oh, I thought you said you didn't care.
01:12:05I don't.
01:12:06So why are you crying?
01:12:13Lucy!
01:12:17Lucy!
01:12:18Lucy!
01:12:19Lucy!
01:12:22Lucy!
01:12:23Lucy!
01:12:25I just wanted to introduce myself.
01:12:27I know who you are.
01:12:28And you know Blake and I are back together?
01:12:31Okay.
01:12:33Cool.
01:12:33I don't care.
01:12:34I don't care.
01:12:35Stop embarrassing yourself.
01:12:36It's pathetic how you follow him around all the time.
01:12:39I'm a photographer.
01:12:39That's my job.
01:12:40I take photos.
01:12:42Yeah.
01:12:43He did say that you're obsessed with taking photos of him.
01:12:46He said that?
01:12:49How did you ever think a guy like Blake could choose a nobody like you?
01:12:55Well, I don't care about Blake.
01:12:56So go ahead.
01:12:58Go ahead.
01:12:58You can have him.
01:13:01Lucy.
01:13:04He did say you were sweet, but not somebody you would ever take seriously.
01:13:17Get it together.
01:13:21I just don't understand, guy.
01:13:23You don't want to be with me.
01:13:25Oh, my God.
01:13:25You're so needy.
01:13:27If I would do anything for you, I broke up Blake and Lucy so that his head wouldn't be in
01:13:33the game tonight for you.
01:13:34What?
01:13:35How did you do that?
01:13:36Convinced Sophia to try and win him back.
01:13:38Blake doesn't want her, but Lucy doesn't do that.
01:13:41He's not back together with Sophia?
01:13:43I don't need you meddling with my life, okay?
01:13:45I can destroy Blake all on my own.
01:13:48Destroy Blake?
01:13:50Okay.
01:13:50How are you going to do that?
01:13:52Already done.
01:13:54Let's just say that he skates the sabotage and his ankle's going to break as soon as the puck drops.
01:14:00Adam, time to hit the ice.
01:14:03Let's go.
01:14:04Got it, Coach.
01:14:06Blake's going to break his ankle.
01:14:08That'll destroy his whole career.
01:14:10I got to save him before the puck drop.
01:14:18Let's go, Blakey Poo!
01:14:20Come on, Adam.
01:14:22Can't believe Lucy wanted me.
01:14:23You're not mad that Lucy wanted me, but you're mad that she didn't want you.
01:14:28I'm going to destroy you, Ashberger.
01:14:30Bring it on, Jones.
01:14:32Let's go, Blakey Poo!
01:14:33You're the best!
01:14:34Come on, Adam.
01:14:35You're so hot on the ice.
01:14:38Blake, stop!
01:14:39You're skates!
01:14:40They've been sabotaged!
01:14:41Don't drop the puck!
01:14:43I've got to save him.
01:14:45Well, here goes nothing.
01:14:57Blake, stop!
01:14:59What's this?
01:15:00A rabid man seems to have run out onto the ice.
01:15:03Hey, Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:15Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:17Blake, I had to save you.
01:15:19Save me?
01:15:20What?
01:15:21All right, miss.
01:15:22You know the ladies love Blake, but you can't be pummeling him on the ice.
01:15:27No.
01:15:27No, no, no, no, no.
01:15:28He tried to sabotage him.
01:15:30You did, huh?
01:15:34Now the rabid man seems to be accusing star player Adam Johnson of cheating.
01:15:38Somebody get her on the jumbotron.
01:15:40This is bullshit.
01:15:41She's lying.
01:15:43This is my ex-girlfriend.
01:15:44She's been so hellbent on getting revenge on me that she even started fake dating Blake.
01:15:50Wow.
01:15:50It's the best fight.
01:15:53Yeah, that's right.
01:15:54She pretended to date Blake just to get back at me.
01:15:57And now she accuses me of cheating?
01:15:59She's pathetic.
01:16:01Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:16:03Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:16:12You got this, Lucy.
01:16:15Maybe I pretended to date Blake.
01:16:18Or so I thought it was like that, but...
01:16:21You know, I thought he was this big, notorious playboy.
01:16:24But that's actually you.
01:16:26He is nothing like that.
01:16:27He takes care of me.
01:16:30He supports me.
01:16:32He does everything I could ever ask for.
01:16:35And it doesn't even feel like pretend anymore.
01:16:39I've realized it's not.
01:16:40And I've realized that I actually love him.
01:16:50Well, this is taking quite a turn.
01:16:55Ma, can we get back to hockey now?
01:16:58No, we cannot get back to hockey.
01:17:00You try to break his fucking ankle.
01:17:01You're jealous of his career.
01:17:03Well, you literally have, like, no proof.
01:17:06So can you just...
01:17:07Oh, you don't have proof.
01:17:09Okay.
01:17:11Let's just say that he skates a sabotage.
01:17:13And his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops.
01:17:18You fucking asshole.
01:17:19Here's your proof.
01:17:21Asshole.
01:17:24You gotta go.
01:17:25You're done.
01:17:26What?
01:17:26No.
01:17:27You gotta go.
01:17:27This is...
01:17:28This is bullshit.
01:17:29This is bullshit!
01:17:36My nose!
01:17:43Hey, you're perfect.
01:17:45It's so awesome.
01:17:47I'm so loose.
01:17:49Lucy, did you mean what you just said back there?
01:17:51Did you really mean that?
01:17:53I do.
01:17:56I love you.
01:17:57And it didn't always just feel like pretending.
01:18:00You know, it was never pretending for me.
01:18:02Ever.
01:18:12Are you freaking kidding me?
01:18:18Well, in my 30 years of announcing, I have to say, I've never seen a more exciting start
01:18:23to a hockey game.
01:18:28You doing great.
01:18:30So you did what today?
01:18:32How does it feel?
01:18:34It feels pretty good.
01:18:35You know, I'm just trying to make sure you don't break your ankle.
01:18:38I'm not.
01:18:38You know, after all this practice, I'm going to go pro.
01:18:42Yeah, maybe you could be the puck.
01:18:43Okay.
01:18:43What the fuck?
01:18:46I know I'm not that good.
01:18:47I'll get better, okay?
01:18:49You know, I know something else you're pretty good at.
01:18:51Yeah.
01:18:57Really good.
01:18:59Yeah.
01:19:00When?
01:19:01When?
01:19:02When?
01:19:05When?
01:19:05When?
01:19:12You know, there's a will, there's a will.
01:19:14Yeah.
01:19:14We could do this thing right now.
01:19:17Don't tempt.
01:19:17Like, like.
01:19:20You know, today's the deadline for a whole fake dating thing.
01:19:33You know, at first I told you that I wanted to win the playoffs.
01:19:36Yeah.
01:19:38Well, I really wanted you.
01:19:40We'll see.
01:19:43So do I.
01:19:46I just didn't know that.
01:19:51I had no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:20:04Where'd it go?
01:20:06Yeah.
01:20:07That's good.
01:20:11I'm a friend.
01:20:12I'm a moon.
01:20:13I'm a fool.
01:20:14I'm talking to him.
01:20:15I'm a tongue.
01:20:16I can't do it.
01:20:17I can't do it.
01:20:19I can't do it.
01:20:21I'm a fool.
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