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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 1
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00:00Maybe you're right.
00:02Yo!
00:02Maybe I, uh...
00:04I do move in with you.
00:05I love you.
00:05I love you.
00:08We could just do a courthouse wedding.
00:11Start a life together as husband and wife.
00:13What was I thinking?
00:14Show me some respect.
00:16How about I do this?
00:17Lay your hands on a woman!
00:19Fuck's wrong!
00:19Get up!
00:20We will help you to do whatever you need to.
00:23Even if it means being on your own.
00:25You chose to stay grounded.
00:27Low level with us humble folk.
00:28I really respect that.
00:30Have you washed your hands?
00:31Are you ever gonna tell me
00:32what happened between the two of you?
00:35He's getting away with my wife!
00:36You two don't talk or something?
00:44I don't have to worry about
00:46any of your bullshit anymore.
00:47Are you sure you know what my daughter wants?
00:49Why can't you even just be open of my faith?
00:52I think it's pretty selfish of you to ask me
00:54to basically erase my whole identity.
00:55So why is having a specific label so important?
00:58Because it's important to me!
01:00You need to chill the fuck out!
01:01You need to chill the fuck out!
01:25You need to chill the fuck out!
01:28I feel like this is...
01:29This is what it's for!
01:30This is actually...
01:31This is all for this moment!
01:32Everything led us to here!
01:34Wow!
01:34That's incredible!
01:35How crazy is that?
01:36I'll be right back!
01:37Okay!
01:39Okay!
01:39Let's go!
01:42Let's go!
01:43Let's go!
01:58Let's go!
02:13Let's go!
02:19Let's go!
02:50Let's go!
02:50Let's go!
02:58Let's go!
03:11Let's go!
03:13Pilloway!
03:13Let's go!
03:14Let's go!
03:16Let's go!
03:20Let's go!
03:30Let's go!
03:31Hey!
03:35Shit.
04:23What's your name?
04:34What's your name?
04:56I did it.
05:05What's your name?
05:11What's your name?
05:20What's your name?
05:28What's your name?
05:36What's your name?
05:42Are you tired of drinking regular seltzers that just don't fit the vibe?
06:10Are you tired of drinking regular seltzers that just don't fit the vibe?
06:26Oh, my trip was amazing.
06:27The best bar?
06:28Ibiza.
06:29And then we went to Barcelona.
06:31So would you recommend the spaghetti?
06:33I just got back from Berri and I was eating croissant.
06:53Oh, yeah, these, yeah, I actually got these pants from, uh, from Pakistan.
06:59But, yo, that's how you say it.
07:03Oh, yeah, these, yeah, I, yo, that's how you say it.
07:11Oh, sick, sick, sick, sick, yeah.
07:13Yeah, loot the chest, loot the chest.
07:14Hey, did you guys actually know that the word loot is loot?
07:17And it's actually taken from the Indian word, like, it's like a Sanskrit.
07:22Yo, I, yeah, yeah, I mean, if we are going to barbecue, we should go to my dad's.
07:31Cause he actually makes this crazy tandoori kebab.
07:35I'm saying tandoori kebab.
07:38Yeah, I'm saying tandoori kebab.
07:39Bro, what?
07:40Oh, no, you're saying.
07:41Yeah, yeah, tandoori kebab.
07:42See, you've got this good chicken, man.
07:44I'm, I'm just used to go to sleep and not hang out with you guys anymore.
07:47How about that?
07:47Oh, hi.
07:48Shut up.
07:49Good boy.
08:03Tandoori.
08:05Turb.
08:06Yeah.
08:06Hmm.
08:06Hmm.
08:07Hmm.
08:08I'm, hmm.
08:09Yeah, hmm.
08:16Hmm.
08:16Come on.
08:17Hmm.
08:18Hmm.
08:18Hmm.
08:18Hmm?
08:24Can you, uh, get me some fruit roll-ups in the kitchen?
08:33Okay, what the fuck is going on?
08:36What?
08:36Who is that?
08:37And what the fuck are you wearing?
08:39That's my girlfriend, Raven.
08:40We're in love.
08:41I thought I told you that.
08:43Ah, and I'm guessing you met her at the Satanic Temple, too?
08:45You know what?
08:46Mock all you want, but Satanism is beautiful.
08:49Imagine a place that rejects classism, creed, and cast,
08:52and you can rave all night and connect to a higher power
08:56and realize we're all one.
08:58It's not like sick-y and dark mode.
08:59What?
09:00No, it's not.
09:01It's the same shit, different fun.
09:03You're even more lost, bro.
09:05Okay, and we haven't heard a peep from you.
09:07You good?
09:08Yeah, I'm fine.
09:09I was tired.
09:11Probably ended up watching Rebecca's story,
09:13and now he's down bad.
09:14The story?
09:15Yeah, Ryan put a ring on it.
09:17Whatever, man.
09:18I don't care about that.
09:19That's why he keeps checking his texts every two minutes.
09:21I don't.
09:27Buddy, you got beat by Jesus.
09:29Move on.
09:30It's been five fucking years already.
09:32It's only been a year, okay?
09:33And it's not that easy.
09:36She was special.
09:37Yeah, it says the guy that's smashing a different hinge grill
09:39every other night.
09:41Whatever, man.
09:41You look pathetic.
09:42Why don't you stop moping around here like a bitch
09:45and enjoy yourself?
09:46Yo, Sonny.
09:47What?
09:47I opened up my doors to all these people
09:49out of the goodness of my heart?
09:51Even fucking Nav is here.
09:53Or is that French Montana?
09:55Can't tell us that?
09:57Yo, my bungee from another bingee.
10:00What's good?
10:02I'm learning Punjabi.
10:04Nice.
10:05Yo, there's my favorite client.
10:08Yo, what's up, man?
10:09See, I'm just gonna steal him for a second, okay?
10:14That's the manager guy you set him up with?
10:16Yo, that's my dog from Turner, dude.
10:18He's pretty handsy.
10:19Yeah, don't act like tamo guys aren't the same.
10:22Yeah, they are, and it's annoying.
10:23Yo, you get that salsa PR package yet?
10:25Uh, I don't think so.
10:28Whatever, man.
10:28Just tag the minute, okay?
10:30Post the can, and tell them how you seltz with pelts.
10:34What does that even mean?
10:35It doesn't matter what it means, man.
10:37Butter him off with a freaking smile, high energy.
10:40I need this by tomorrow, man.
10:41I'm trying to build these relationships for you, brother.
10:44All right, all right.
10:53Who did you do this before?
10:54It was 14 hours a day, man.
10:56I don't have to pay for it, man.
10:59I can do it for another person.
11:06What is this?
11:07Oh, dang.
11:09Very nice.
11:12Go, Andy.
11:13Mm-hmm.
11:14Go, I'll get the cups.
11:16I'll get the cups.
11:31What was this?
11:45Hmm, you are right.
11:55Let's have some fun.
11:57Fun?
11:58What do you think?
12:12What do you think?
12:14Nice weather.
12:15Yeah.
12:27What do you think?
12:34What do you think?
12:35Do you think it's a light?
12:37It's very beautiful.
12:39It's a selfie.
12:51Do you think it's a selfie?
12:54Do you think it's a selfie?
13:05Are you fucking secure?
13:06The government's all these fucking agents are trying to get into your fucking account?
13:10They can't.
13:11There's the encryption.
13:12Right?
13:13So what do you want to fucking do to gain generational wealth?
13:16Right?
13:17Fucking buy at the bottom.
13:19You buy Gooch coin.
13:20Crazy fucking investment.
13:22I'm telling you, it's fucking sick.
13:24You gotta fucking get into it.
13:25Sorry for swearing.
13:26I'm fucking excited about fucking crypto is sick.
13:29Yo!
13:30Jasmine's world!
13:31Bro!
13:31What's good, bro?
13:32You haven't posted something like a month, bro.
13:34I suppose it's only two weeks ago.
13:36Nah, nah, but you have to post something good.
13:37You know what I'm saying?
13:38Like the streets are waiting, my G. Yo, you seen this, uh, this Prem guy?
13:42Yo, let's post some good stuff.
13:44Might even take your spot if you don't get on it, bro.
13:47Yo, plug your phone real quick.
13:48I'll show you.
13:49I'll show you.
13:49Search up P-R-E-M Prem Prem.
13:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:52That one right there.
13:53Yo, watch that one.
13:54And hell yeah, I want extra mozzarella on that pizza.
13:59Yo, tell him to...
14:00Yo, this has 3 million views and he just posted it yesterday.
14:04Hey guys, I know we all like to have fun, but it is important to celebrate our differences
14:08because, frame means love, frame out.
14:13Oh, yo.
14:16Shit, man's getting swerved now, eh?
14:19Yo, yo, let's watch that one, bro.
14:21Who's there?
14:21I'm gonna teach you how to make the most amazing, pukalicious roti.
14:25Baby, stop looking at me.
14:28I'm not on the menu.
14:29Hey, yo.
14:31Yo, everyone, listen.
14:32Listen up.
14:33Can I have your attention, please?
14:35First of all, thank you all for showing up tonight.
14:39Big thank you to Mummy G for the pakorde.
14:43And shout out, Neil, who ate two trains.
14:45And last but not least,
14:50give it up for my man,
14:53Just Me!
14:58Yo, Just Me!
14:59Where you at? Come on out!
15:01Just Me!
15:05Yo, Just Me!
15:06Just Me!
15:07Just Me!
15:08Oh, that guy? He left.
15:11Left? What do you mean left?
15:12I don't know, he got swerved by some Rebecca chick and dip.
15:16Yeah, he looked pretty depressed.
15:17You guys might want to check the local bridges, water towers, nearest tall building maybe?
15:22I'm going straight to Boyceville.
15:24This car's still here, where the fuck is he?
15:26I checked the pool house, nothing.
15:27I went to the neighbors, they don't even know who he is.
15:29Why would the neighbors know who he is?
15:31Okay, let's roll out!
15:32Wait, wait, wait, wait! None of us should be driving, I'm taxi as fuck!
15:35Wait!
15:37Who the fuck are you two? Get the fuck away from my car!
15:39Who invited you?
15:41Fuck!
15:43Oh, we could take my bike.
15:44What?
15:45Or your neighbor's helicopter.
15:47You don't have to fly a fucking helicopter.
15:48Yes, I do, bro.
15:50It's, um...
15:51It's X to go up and then...
15:53Right, of course.
15:54Circle to go down.
15:55Uh-huh.
15:56R1 is shoot, so don't fucking press R1.
15:58Are you fucking for real?
16:00First of all, both of you fucking relax.
16:03Yeah, super relaxing getting in a car with a drunken idiot.
16:06I'm a really good driver when I'm drunk.
16:08Because I know I'm drunk, I'm actually way more focused on the road.
16:12What?
16:12I mean, you could say I'm a better driver drunk than I ever am, so...
16:17That makes sense to me.
16:18I can't believe your dumb faces are the last thing I'm gonna see.
16:20Sonny!
16:21Get out.
16:22I'll be doing car save up.
16:24But where the fuck did you come from?
16:25I was taking a piss in the woods.
16:27We have washrooms in the house.
16:29You fucking did not need to do coke in the bathroom.
16:30And I'm fucking wrong.
16:31Get the fuck out.
16:33You're fucking ugly, bro.
16:34Look how fucking drunk you are.
16:35Yo, what are you guys saying?
16:36Yo, why are you fucking letting him drive, bro?
16:38Look how fucking ripped he is, bro.
16:39I drive better drunk, trust me.
16:41Alright, where are we going?
16:42Oh, maybe he's emo eating at the spot.
16:45Let's fucking roll.
16:50So, uh, therapy.
16:51How's that going?
16:52I don't know, it's a lot.
16:54Kinda lost myself after the whole hummer thing.
16:56I don't know why I attract the guys that I attract.
17:00Mmm, it's probably your son.
17:01Yo!
17:02No sign of your sweet.
17:03I don't even think he came here.
17:05But I did grab hella shit.
17:06Chili chicken.
17:07Hakka chow mein.
17:09Ginger fish.
17:09You guys are chili paneer too, right?
17:11I'm vegetarian.
17:12Shit!
17:13I'll be right back.
17:14No, Sonny, you already took forever.
17:16We gotta go.
17:17What do you want from me?
17:18He's hungry.
17:19Yo, Sonny!
17:19Chill!
17:20Sonny!
17:20Sonny!
17:21Sonny!
17:22Great.
17:23No one's here.
17:24He goes to the lake to clear his head.
17:25I don't know.
17:26You guys mind if I smoke a joint?
17:28Absolutely not.
17:29There's only one way of consuming thong, bro.
17:31That's too fucking ragada.
17:32Think about it.
17:33You gotta be on the battlefield proper like a warrior standing there.
17:36Yo!
17:38What the fuck did I say?
17:41Sorry, sorry, sorry.
17:43Wait.
17:44You don't think that he pulled up to...
17:48No.
17:48No.
17:49No, he wouldn't.
17:52Wait.
17:52Did he have?
17:54Wait.
18:10Oh!
18:11So!
18:13Is it just you two in the house today?
18:16Haha.
18:17Nice.
18:18Nice.
18:19Well, so no one else.
18:20Nobody at all.
18:22I know Manvi's away on vacation, but I know you two have a lot of family.
18:27People coming by.
18:28You know, did anyone come by?
18:30Maybe they came through the basement or the back door is sometimes open.
18:34Sometimes people get old and they look different.
18:37Strange relatives.
18:38Anyone?
18:39Anyone?
18:40Okay.
18:41What is this all, Tamasha?
18:42Yeah.
18:43What she's trying to ask?
18:45Badly.
18:45Did just me come by?
18:47Why?
18:48Is he okay?
18:48Did you call him?
18:49Yeah.
18:50No, no.
18:50No, auntie.
18:51He's fine.
18:51He's just...
18:52He's not picking up his phone.
18:54He's not picking up his phone.
18:54Why would he not pick up your calls?
18:56Did something happen?
18:57No, no, no, no, no.
18:58He was just with us earlier, but he...
19:00He...
19:01Forgot something at home and went to go pick it up.
19:06So maybe we thought he met this home.
19:10Hmph.
19:11Jamie, we know what's going on.
19:15Ah.
19:18Pretty hot.
19:20She's kinda hot.
19:22She's hot.
19:29She's hot.
19:30I'm just kidding.
19:31Alright.
19:51Woah!
19:52Woah!
19:53Woah!
20:05Hello?
20:10Hello?
20:12Is everything okay?
20:17You alright?
20:24Oh, hey, man.
20:27Just breathe?
20:29What...
20:30What are you doing here?
20:31Is...
20:32Is this real?
20:33Are you...
20:34Are you real?
20:35Yeah, I'm real.
20:38What are you doing here?
20:39Are you living in your car?
20:50You see that house down the street?
20:55That was the house, man.
20:58That was the house that Mia...
21:00...Bot...
21:01...Mia...
21:01...Mia...
21:02...Mia...
21:02...Mia...
21:03...Mia...
21:06...Mia...
21:10now it's standing there
21:12unfinished
21:14just like my hopes
21:15and dreams
21:18okay
21:19you can still finish the house man
21:21you can move in yourself
21:23you think I have money like that anymore?
21:26you think I'm not losing
21:27bidding war to Chad UBD?
21:31us realtors
21:32we're washed man
21:34do you know how that feels?
21:36Mr. Dollarview
21:40look man
21:42I got my heart broken too
21:44and what's worse is
21:46she's back with her ex
21:49and she's engaged
21:52it sucks man I know
21:54it's weird how fast things change
21:57it's tough to keep up
21:59like
21:59how am I supposed to stay relevant with any of this
22:02when everyone's an influencer
22:04just pumping out a bunch of nothing
22:06I feel washed
22:10but I
22:11just breathed by it all
22:14had a plan
22:17marriage
22:18kids
22:19run for Mayor Brampton
22:20kids
22:21hit a million followers
22:23and more kids
22:24yeah look
22:25sometimes you don't need a plan
22:27okay
22:28sometimes you just
22:29need to leave some things unfinished
22:31like your house
22:35look man
22:36you're a smart guy
22:37alright
22:38and as much as I hate to admit it
22:40there's been so many times
22:41I wanted to be like you
22:43but this
22:45just sitting here
22:46crying about something
22:47that could have been
22:48it's pathetic
22:49so get up off your ass
22:51and stop moping around
22:52like a little bitch
23:01oh shit
23:02I just realized something
23:05you're a brother
23:06my brother
23:08you could bring Monvi back to me
23:10oh
23:12yeah
23:12dude what
23:13yeah you can convince her that
23:15I'm the best she'll ever have
23:17yeah
23:18yeah yeah
23:18you can have my house man
23:20I'll even finish the floor for you
23:23where's my
23:23where's my key
23:25you can have my whip man
23:26you can have my keys
23:27take it all
23:27I'll just
23:28please man
23:29just bring her back to me
23:30I don't know what to do
23:31I can't sleep
23:34where's my whip
23:34I don't know
23:35I thought we were bros man
23:36bring her back to me
23:40I can't do anything
23:46I can't think about anything
24:07everything okay
24:08PJ
24:08yes but
24:09I'm glad you all are here
24:11it's nice to have the house full
24:17oh he's at his spot
24:18who
24:19just me
24:20I have his location
24:23are you dumb
24:24why didn't you mention this before
24:25because my phone was dead
24:27I have a charger in my car
24:28cars can charge phones
24:30that's incredible
24:31you know what
24:32just forget it
24:33let's make moves
24:34yeah
24:35bye auntie
24:36Neil hold on one minute please
24:39uncle
24:41there's such a hot picture
24:42of young Guru Nanak
24:44so handsome
24:46either way
24:47you shouldn't have pictures
24:48of Gurus in your home
24:49it's wrong
24:50tell him
24:51I love you
24:53love you love you
24:53tell him
24:54also
24:54invest in Guch coin
24:57here
24:58give this to just me
24:59you'll be seeing him
25:00before I do
25:01okay
25:02okay
25:02good
25:09stupid
25:15hey
25:15there's Waldo
25:17Guru Waldo
25:19they called you like a million
25:21fucking times
25:21FYI
25:22where the hell were you man
25:23we've been ripping it up and down
25:25slug out of scarves
25:26yeah
25:27look
25:27sorry
25:28I just
25:29I needed some space
25:30yo
25:30how do you keep letting this girl
25:31run laps in your head
25:32you know
25:33you could just talk to us
25:34instead of running off
25:35I know
25:37you're still not over it
25:38this guy's never gonna get over it
25:40he needs a chapirre to cross the face
25:42honey don't be so judgmental
25:43what are you talking about
25:44brown trauma's a real thing
25:45what trauma
25:45what trauma
25:46take somebody
25:47please
25:47please
25:47please
25:48please
25:48here
25:49you
25:52yeah
25:53come over
25:57holy
25:58can't have a park for hell in this city
26:00it's your place eh
26:04no pictures of the gurus eh
26:06that's a shame
26:06what the hell is he doing here
26:08buddy are you fucked
26:09if it wasn't for me
26:10these drunk idiots
26:11wouldn't get here alive
26:12alright
26:12well
26:13thanks
26:13I guess
26:18look
26:18guys
26:19I
26:19I appreciate you
26:24I just want you to know that
26:25I appreciate you
26:25when you
26:26tolerate me
26:27going through all my
26:30dumb
26:30emo
26:31depresso
26:32won't be phases
26:35and
26:35still sticking by me
26:38so
26:39thank you
26:41thank you for
26:42the gifts
26:44thank you for the party
26:46thank you for just
26:47keeping me in check
26:47and
26:49thank you for
26:51just everything that
26:52you do
26:52for me
26:55I love you guys
26:57I love you too
26:58aww
26:59come on
27:00come on
27:01I love you guys so much
27:03oh boy
27:03we've been on each other for so long
27:05may our bonds
27:06remain
27:07together
27:08together
27:09I don't care
27:10I don't care
27:22we're going to go
27:23to the show
27:23I don't care
27:25I don't care
27:26I don't care
27:26I don't care
27:40Hello?
27:41Yes, my friend.
27:44No, you didn't get caught on me.
27:49No, you didn't get caught on me.
27:51No, she didn't get caught on me.
27:53Okay, okay.
27:54Tell me, I'll fly the information.
27:58Okay, okay, okay.
28:02My friend, I'm coming.
28:04Okay.
28:05What the hell?
28:07I don't know.
28:07Let's do it.
28:09Let's do it.
28:10It's a big one.
28:14One way to take it.
28:22Thank you so much for coming.
28:24Appreciate you. Thank you.
28:26This has been an incredible birthday.
28:28I hope your house isn't trashed.
28:34Bye.
28:35Love you.
28:35Love you.
28:37Your mom asked me to do this.
28:43Nice.
28:44Thanks.
28:45Love you.
28:47Happy birthday.
28:48Thank you, bro.
28:50Can I sleep here?
28:52Sure.
28:54Hell yeah.
28:56See you in the morning.
28:57Yep.
28:59Yep.
28:59Help me.
29:00Yep.
29:09Yep.
29:24Oh, Joe.
29:32Hello?
29:33Sister Gull.
29:38Yeah.
29:39No, I'm good, Mom.
29:41Yeah.
29:43Yeah, I miss you, too.
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