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After being dumped by his girlfriend, Eric—an unexpected luxury brand CEO with X-ray vision—finds his life turned upside down. Using his abilities and growing confidence, he begins exposing arrogant influencers and taking down those who once looked down on him.
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After being dumped by his girlfriend, Eric—an unexpected luxury brand CEO with X-ray vision—finds his life turned upside down. Using his abilities and growing confidence, he begins exposing arrogant influencers and taking down those who once looked down on him.
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00:00:00You
00:00:12Can I help you?
00:00:14I'm just picking up a gift for my girlfriend
00:00:16That's sweet, but that watch is five hundred thousand dollars
00:00:20It shouldn't be the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters
00:00:24Which will result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy. Please take it off the floor
00:00:30Look, I don't have time for this
00:00:32LVMX the largest luxury brand empire in the world just bought us and their mysterious owner is coming here today
00:00:39Yeah, so I heard
00:00:52Surprise oh my god. Oh my god. Wow. I am so sorry. Mr. Dawson. I didn't realize it was you
00:01:00Don't worry about it
00:01:01I dressed down today
00:01:13I can't see
00:01:14Get down
00:01:22Everybody get on the fucking ground now
00:01:28Mr. Dawson needs us
00:01:35Let's go boys
00:01:38You grab the fucking bags and come with us
00:01:41Yeah, I don't think so
00:01:43Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:01:45I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smoked face of yours
00:01:48Can we make it five?
00:01:50What?
00:01:51Yeah, five seconds. That should be enough time
00:01:53five
00:01:54four
00:01:56three
00:01:57You're dead kid
00:01:58two
00:01:58and
00:02:02enjoy prison
00:02:02What the
00:02:07Don't fucking move
00:02:09Get the fuck back
00:02:10Get back right now or I'll shoot the kid
00:02:14I'm warning you
00:02:17I
00:02:18Weak spot bad wrist hairline fractured and never healed
00:02:41This one's perfect. I'll take it
00:02:44I'd love to stay in chat, but
00:02:48My cock is here and I'm gonna be late to my first day of class
00:03:04You were born with supervision
00:03:08I know
00:03:09And with that power you created LVMX
00:03:12A company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth
00:03:15Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:03:17Maple Valley is a prestigious high school best in the country
00:03:20But it's still just that a high school
00:03:22You don't need this
00:03:24But I do need Katie
00:03:31We've been dating long distance for forever now
00:03:33And I'm gonna surprise her today and finally reveal who I really am
00:03:37She'll be shocked
00:03:38Yeah
00:03:39Especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections
00:03:43To get her favorite social media idol, Liv Sparks, to transfer to this school
00:03:49Oh
00:03:51Mr. Dawson
00:03:53Maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
00:03:56I can't
00:03:57I miss homeroom
00:03:58Oh my god, Liv Sparks is coming
00:04:01I wonder where Katie is
00:04:04Oh my god
00:04:08It's Liv Sparks
00:04:17I can't believe she's at her school
00:04:19She's one of the hottest influencers in the world
00:04:23Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol
00:04:27Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:04:30Oh my god
00:04:33Hey you
00:04:34Miss Sparks
00:04:35I have a 4.0
00:04:37I drive a Mercedes Gullwing
00:04:39And I also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:04:43I'm Eric
00:04:46I have a 0.0
00:04:48And I don't drive
00:04:49Although I'm pretty good at skateboarding
00:04:51And I have no followers on any social media
00:04:55Okay well
00:04:56You're not exactly what I was expecting
00:04:59But I guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:05:02What boyfriend?
00:05:05I'm sorry I thought my messages were pretty clear
00:05:07Having a boyfriend will be good for my image
00:05:09I mean we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:05:14You are the fake boyfriend that we hired right?
00:05:16I think you've got the wrong guy
00:05:18I have a girlfriend
00:05:19And that watch is for her
00:05:24I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me
00:05:28I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:05:39Look I am so sorry about all of this
00:05:43Liv wait
00:05:44It's okay
00:05:47You need more than a tonic
00:05:49That's not a sore throat you're going to die
00:05:52What?
00:05:53Why would you say that to me?
00:05:55If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes you will die
00:06:00Promise me you'll go see the nurse
00:06:02Okay look first of all I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
00:06:07Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:06:11Just promise me
00:06:13You need to go get your throat checked
00:06:17Go now
00:06:18Okay fine
00:06:26You're kind of weird
00:06:28Go now
00:06:32Wouldn't hurt
00:06:34Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:06:41Katie
00:06:42Katie
00:06:48Katie?
00:06:51Katie what are you doing?
00:06:53Eric
00:06:54What are you doing here?
00:06:56I wanted to surprise you
00:06:59Eric you're like my summer fling
00:07:01You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
00:07:04Wait this is the poor townie boy you were slimming with?
00:07:08Jeez buddy did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:07:11Who's this guy?
00:07:13This guy is Myles Pickett
00:07:16I'm a big deal around here bro
00:07:19Oh
00:07:21This is sweet
00:07:23Did you save up every last penny?
00:07:25Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie huh?
00:07:29Meanwhile I was in a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school
00:07:35How would you like to hang out with your idol?
00:07:37Really?
00:07:38Yeah
00:07:45It's already been almost 10 minutes
00:07:47I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:07:50All right Liv
00:07:51Say ah
00:07:53Ah
00:07:55What?
00:07:57Hold on
00:08:16Oh my god
00:08:24You're lucky one more minute and that would have killed you
00:08:28He was right
00:08:29But how?
00:08:31That's not a sore throat you're going to die
00:08:34I need to find that boy
00:08:37Katie
00:08:39Is this who you really want?
00:08:42Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol Liv Sparks
00:08:45Meanwhile
00:08:46You bought me a cheap knockoff watch
00:08:51She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place
00:08:56Miles is legit
00:08:57You're just a poverty case
00:08:59You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
00:09:07And this by the way not a knockoff
00:09:10This watch is worth more than your house
00:09:17You're hilarious buddy
00:09:19I almost want you to stick around so you can make me love more
00:09:30We're just not from the same worlds Eric
00:09:37You're right we're not
00:09:42I really thought I knew her
00:09:50There you are
00:09:53Oh my god you were right thank you you how did you know there was a spider in my throat
00:09:59It's a little hard to explain but I have x-ray vision
00:10:05No really I was born with it
00:10:09Really?
00:10:10Yeah really
00:10:11Okay
00:10:13Then what color is my bra?
00:10:19A gentleman never looks
00:10:21Sure
00:10:23You are so weird
00:10:25What happened with your girlfriend?
00:10:27Former
00:10:29Girlfriend she broke up with me
00:10:37Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
00:10:40I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
00:10:42I think I'll be fine
00:10:54Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:10:59Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
00:11:03Hey
00:11:05Speaking of which
00:11:06I'll do it
00:11:07Do what?
00:11:08I'll be your trophy boyfriend
00:11:10You look like you could use the affection
00:11:13It looks like you could use the money
00:11:16Pays ten thousand
00:11:16An hour
00:11:18It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid
00:11:21What?
00:11:21In total
00:11:25Look
00:11:27They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me
00:11:31It'll be our first appearance together
00:11:34And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff
00:11:38Okay
00:11:42Your brow's red
00:11:45And quite scandalous for school
00:11:49Don't be late
00:11:54Beat it loser
00:11:55This party's for the school's elite
00:11:57Not for nerds with
00:11:58Pokemon watches, huh?
00:12:06What a squid
00:12:09What a jerk
00:12:12Hey
00:12:13That was a really cool watch
00:12:14Tell you what
00:12:16Do you want to trade?
00:12:18That's a Rolex
00:12:19Alex
00:12:20I like yours more
00:12:22Thanks
00:12:23Make sure to change the battery every six months though
00:12:29I didn't know you were so sweet
00:12:37Wow
00:12:46I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed
00:12:48My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
00:12:51Sure
00:12:53Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is gonna be here later
00:12:56Yup
00:12:56Yup
00:12:57That would be me
00:12:58So tonight has to be perfect
00:13:00That means that if anyone messes with me
00:13:03Or my boyfriend
00:13:05I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level
00:13:13My publicist is calling
00:13:15Here is the invite
00:13:17And purse
00:13:18See you there
00:13:25Oh my god Miles
00:13:27I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the LV Sparks
00:13:30Of course, you know, she's such a big influencer
00:13:32This is so cool
00:13:34I mean, I'm gonna pitch her my makeup line
00:13:36And if she promotes it, I'd make millions
00:13:42What the hell is he doing here?
00:13:45Hey buddy
00:13:48This is an exclusive party
00:13:49So you got two options
00:13:51You better either get out
00:13:53Or I'll kick you out
00:13:56He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster
00:14:01He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
00:14:06Oh go
00:14:07You're trespassing, Erik?
00:14:09No, I'm not
00:14:11I'm LV Sparks plus one
00:14:17Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:14:20Wait, wait, wait
00:14:21The LV Sparks invited you?
00:14:24Yep
00:14:29LV Sparks wouldn't allow this comeback even 10 feet close to her
00:14:35He's probably a stalker.
00:14:38You a stalker?
00:14:39Bro, how would you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:14:43What else do you take?
00:14:44Her clothes, her panties, huh?
00:14:50You disgusted barber!
00:14:54Eric, you idiot.
00:14:55What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:14:59She will crush you.
00:15:01In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off.
00:15:04By, like, I don't know, insulting her date?
00:15:08Listen up!
00:15:10Everyone!
00:15:11Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
00:15:18Make an example out of him, alright?
00:15:23Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:15:24I'm here with Liv.
00:15:25She would never, ever, in a million years, date a piece of human waste like you.
00:15:30Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
00:15:33You're so delusional.
00:15:36If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:15:42Really?
00:15:43You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:15:46That's not just pathetic.
00:15:48It's psychotic.
00:15:49Be careful with that.
00:15:51Oh, why?
00:15:52Did you, uh, take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to, uh, be able to afford that, huh?
00:15:57Is Liv just going to be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:16:02Oh, Katie, don't mess it up.
00:16:04Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart.
00:16:08Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:16:09I have an idea.
00:16:10We should wash it.
00:16:12In the toilet.
00:16:18You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
00:16:22That's not her purse.
00:16:23You're not her boyfriend.
00:16:25You're just some creepy, poor pervert.
00:16:30She's literally just outside.
00:16:32You can go ask her.
00:16:33I have a better idea.
00:16:34This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
00:16:40Wait, Katie, don't.
00:16:48I tried.
00:16:54Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:17:01I think it's time.
00:17:02Liv Sparks sees.
00:17:03The Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
00:17:07We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:17:14Last chance.
00:17:16Just let me go.
00:17:17No.
00:17:18I'm going to enjoy this.
00:17:21No, you really aren't.
00:17:22Oh, shit.
00:17:23And you'll see why in three,
00:17:28two,
00:17:31one,
00:17:33what are you doing?
00:17:35What are you doing?
00:18:04Can I help you?
00:18:06I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend.
00:18:08That's sweet.
00:18:09But that watch is $500,000.
00:18:12It shouldn't be.
00:18:14The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters, which will result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy.
00:18:20Please take it off the floor.
00:18:22Look, I don't have time for this.
00:18:24LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us.
00:18:29And their mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:18:32Yeah, so I heard.
00:18:44Surprise.
00:18:45Oh my God.
00:18:46Oh my God.
00:18:47Wow.
00:18:47I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson.
00:18:50I didn't realize it was you.
00:18:52Don't worry about it.
00:18:53I dressed down today.
00:19:05Oh!
00:19:06I can't see!
00:19:07Get down.
00:19:08Press the alarm.
00:19:15Everybody get on the fucking ground now!
00:19:23Mr. Dawson needs us.
00:19:27Let's go boys.
00:19:29You!
00:19:30Grab the fucking bags and come with us!
00:19:33Yeah, I don't think so.
00:19:35Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:19:37I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smoked face of yours!
00:19:41Can we make it five?
00:19:42What?
00:19:43Yeah, five seconds.
00:19:44That should be enough time.
00:19:46Five.
00:19:47Four.
00:19:48Three.
00:19:49You're dead, kid!
00:19:50Two.
00:19:52And...
00:19:54Enjoy prison.
00:19:55What the?
00:19:59Don't fucking move.
00:20:01Get the fuck back!
00:20:02Get back right now or I'll shoot the kid!
00:20:06I'm warning you!
00:20:10Weak spot.
00:20:11Bad wrist.
00:20:11Hairline fracture that never healed.
00:20:33This one's perfect.
00:20:34I'll take it.
00:20:36I'd love to stay in Chad, but...
00:20:40My cop is here.
00:20:41And I'm gonna be late to my first day of class.
00:20:44BORN!
00:20:56You were born with supervision.
00:21:01I know.
00:21:02And with that power, you created LVMX,
00:21:04a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth.
00:21:08Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:21:09Maple Valley is a prestigious high school.
00:21:12Best in the country.
00:21:13But it's still just that.
00:21:14A high school.
00:21:15You don't need this.
00:21:17But...
00:21:18I do need Katie.
00:21:23We've been dating long distance for forever now.
00:21:25And I'm gonna surprise her today.
00:21:27And finally reveal who I really am.
00:21:29She'll be shocked.
00:21:31Yeah.
00:21:32Especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections to get her favorite social media idol,
00:21:37Liv Sparks,
00:21:38to transfer to this school.
00:21:44Mr. Dawson,
00:21:45maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion.
00:21:48I can't.
00:21:49I miss homeroom.
00:21:50Oh, my God.
00:21:51I miss Sparks is coming.
00:21:53She's gonna be up.
00:21:54She's gonna be up.
00:21:54I wonder where Katie is.
00:21:56Oh, my God.
00:22:00It's Liv Sparks.
00:22:09I can't believe she's at her school.
00:22:10She's one of the hottest influencers in the world.
00:22:15Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol.
00:22:19Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today.
00:22:25Hey, you.
00:22:27Miss Sparks.
00:22:28I have a 4.0.
00:22:29I drive a Mercedes Goldwing.
00:22:31And I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:22:36I'm...
00:22:37Eric.
00:22:38I have a 0.0.
00:22:40And I don't drive.
00:22:42Although I'm pretty good at skateboarding.
00:22:44And I have no followers on any social media.
00:22:47Hey, well,
00:22:49you're not exactly what I was expecting,
00:22:51but I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
00:22:54What?
00:22:55Boyfriend?
00:22:57I'm sorry.
00:22:57I thought my messages were pretty clear.
00:22:59Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:23:01I mean,
00:23:02we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
00:23:06You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:23:09I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:23:11I have a girlfriend.
00:23:12And that watch is for her.
00:23:15Huh.
00:23:17I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
00:23:20I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:23:31Look, I am so sorry about all of this.
00:23:35Liv, wait!
00:23:36It's okay.
00:23:39You need more than a tonic.
00:23:41That's not a sore throat.
00:23:42You're going to die.
00:23:44What?
00:23:45Why would you say that to me?
00:23:47If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes, you will die.
00:23:52Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:23:55Okay, look.
00:23:55First of all,
00:23:56I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
00:24:00Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:24:03Just promise me.
00:24:05You need to go get your throat checked.
00:24:09Go. Now.
00:24:11Okay.
00:24:11Fine.
00:24:18You're kind of weird.
00:24:20Go. Now.
00:24:24Wouldn't hurt.
00:24:26Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:24:33Katie!
00:24:35Katie!
00:24:41Katie?
00:24:43Katie, what are you doing?
00:24:45Eric, what are you doing here?
00:24:49I wanted to surprise you.
00:24:51Eric, you're like my summer fling.
00:24:53You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:24:56Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were slimming with?
00:25:00Jeez, buddy. Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:25:03Who's this guy?
00:25:05This guy is Myles Pickett.
00:25:08I'm a big deal around here, bro.
00:25:12Aw.
00:25:13This is sweet.
00:25:15Did you save up every last penny?
00:25:17Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:25:21Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school.
00:25:27How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:25:29Really?
00:25:30Yeah.
00:25:37It's already been almost 10 minutes.
00:25:39I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:25:42All right, Liv. Say ah.
00:25:45Ah.
00:25:48What?
00:25:49Hold on.
00:26:16You're lucky. One more minute and that would have killed you.
00:26:20he was right but how that's not a sore throat you're going to die
00:26:26i need to find that boy katie is this who you really want miles got me a facetime with my
00:26:35idol
00:26:36live sparks meanwhile you bought me a cheap knockoff watch
00:26:43she has no idea that i'm the one who got live to transfer here in the first place
00:26:48miles is legit you're just a poverty case you wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic
00:26:54ass
00:26:59and this by the way not a knockoff this watch is worth more than your house
00:27:10you're hilarious buddy i almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more
00:27:22we're just not from the same worlds eric
00:27:30you're right we're not
00:27:35i really thought i knew her
00:27:42there you are
00:27:45oh my god you were right thank you you how did you know there was a spider in my throat
00:27:50it's a little hard to explain but i have x-ray vision
00:27:57no really i was born with it
00:28:00really yeah really
00:28:05okay then what color is my bra
00:28:11a gentleman never looks
00:28:14sure you are so weird
00:28:17what happened with your girlfriend
00:28:20former girlfriend she broke up with me
00:28:29won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation
00:28:32i am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
00:28:35i think i'll be fine
00:28:47did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision
00:28:51big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
00:28:54oh hey speaking of which i'll do it
00:28:59do what i'll be your trophy boyfriend
00:29:03you look like you could use the affection
00:29:05it looks like you could use the money
00:29:08pays ten thousand an hour
00:29:10it's quite a bit under what i'm used to getting paid
00:29:13but in total
00:29:17look
00:29:20they're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me
00:29:23they'll be our first appearance together
00:29:26and don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff okay
00:29:34your brow's red
00:29:37and quite scandalous for school
00:29:41don't be late
00:29:46beat it loser this party's for the school's elite
00:29:49not for nerds with pokemon watches huh
00:29:58what a squid
00:30:01what a jerk
00:30:04hey that was a really cool watch
00:30:07tell you what
00:30:08do you want to trade
00:30:11that's a rolex
00:30:12i like yours more
00:30:14thanks
00:30:15make sure to change the battery every six months though
00:30:21i didn't know you were so sweet
00:30:29wow
00:30:38oh i'm i'm sorry i'm a bit underdressed my wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
00:30:44sure
00:30:45look i heard that the head of lvmx is going to be here later
00:30:48yep that would be me
00:30:50so tonight has to be perfect
00:30:53that means that if anyone messes with me
00:30:55or my boyfriend
00:30:57i will personally use my fame money and power to destroy them on a molecular level
00:31:05my publicist is calling here is the invite and purse see you there
00:31:41oh my god miles
00:31:41it's a party so you got two options you better either get out or i'll kick you out
00:31:48he looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster
00:31:53he looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
00:31:59you're trespassing eric
00:32:01no i'm not i'm live sparks plus one
00:32:09wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:32:14the live sparks invited you yep
00:32:21live sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even 10 feet close to her
00:32:27he's probably a stalker
00:32:30you a stalker bro oh you uh go in her house and find this outfit huh what else you take
00:32:36her clothes her her panties huh
00:32:43you're disgusting barbers eric you idiot what do you think liv is gonna do when she finds out
00:32:49you're pretending to be her boyfriend she will crush you in that case you probably don't want
00:32:56to piss her off by like i don't know insulting her date listen up everyone get this gooner freak
00:33:04out of here before liv spark shows up make an example out of him all right buddy you really
00:33:16don't want to do this i'm here with liv she would never ever in a million years date a piece
00:33:21of
00:33:21human waste like you liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste you're so delusional
00:33:28if i'm delusional then why do i have her purse
00:33:34really you have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is liv's
00:33:38that's not just pathetic it's psychotic be careful with that oh why did you uh take up
00:33:45extra shifts at mickey d's to uh be able to afford that huh is liv just gonna be so mad
00:33:51if i ruin her fake cheap knockoff oh katie don't mess it up everyone knows that liv sparks
00:33:58gets her purses at walmart don't get it dirty huh i have an idea we should wash it in the
00:34:04toilet
00:34:10you do realize what liv will do to you if you're in her purse right that's not her purse
00:34:15you're not her boyfriend you're just some creepy poor pervert
00:34:22she's literally just outside you can go ask her i have a better idea this is what we think of
00:34:29you
00:34:29you're doing your lies eric wait katie don't
00:34:40i tried
00:34:46where do you think you're going white trash
00:34:53i think it's time liv sparks sees
00:34:55the maple valley does when the lower class messes with her we put them in the toilet with
00:35:01the rest of the human waste
00:35:06last chance just let me go
00:35:09no i'm going to enjoy this no you really aren't oh shit and you'll see why in three
00:35:18three two one what are you doing
00:35:26what are you doing
00:35:32you
00:35:36you
00:35:38you
00:35:39you
00:35:41you
00:35:42you
00:35:53can i help you
00:35:55i'm just picking up a gift for my girlfriend
00:35:57that's sweet but that watch is five hundred thousand dollars
00:36:01it shouldn't be the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters which will result in a plus three minus three
00:36:08second time inaccuracy
00:36:09please take it off the floor
00:36:11look i don't have time for this lvmx the largest luxury brand empire in the world just bought us and
00:36:19their mysterious owner is coming here today
00:36:21yeah so i heard
00:36:33surprise
00:36:34oh my god oh my god wow i am so sorry mr dawson i i didn't realize it was you
00:36:41don't worry about it i dressed down today
00:36:54oh i can't see
00:36:56no
00:36:56no
00:36:57no
00:36:57no
00:36:57no
00:36:57no
00:36:57no
00:36:57no
00:36:57no
00:37:09no
00:37:10no
00:37:12no
00:37:13no
00:37:13no
00:37:14no
00:37:16let's go boys you grab the fucking bags and come with us yeah i don't think so oh we got
00:37:25a smart
00:37:25ass huh i'll give you 10 seconds before i put a bullet in that smoke face of yours can we
00:37:30make
00:37:30it five what yeah five seconds that should be enough time five four three you're dead kid two
00:37:40and enjoy prison what the don't fucking move get the fuck back get back right now or i'll shoot the
00:37:54kid
00:37:55i'm warning you weak spot bad wrist hairline fracture that never healed
00:38:22this one's perfect i'll take it i'd love to stay in chat but
00:38:29my copy is here and i'm gonna be late to my first day of class
00:38:45you were born with supervision
00:38:49i know and with that power you created lvmx a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on
00:38:56the face of the earth is there a question in there somewhere maple valley is a prestigious
00:39:00high school best in the country but it's still just that a high school you don't need this
00:39:06but i do need katie
00:39:12we've been dating long distance for forever now and i'm gonna surprise her today and finally reveal who
00:39:18i really am she'll be shocked yeah especially when she finds out that i was able to use my connections
00:39:24to get her favorite social media idol live sparks to transfer to this school
00:39:33mr dawson maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
00:39:37i can't i miss homeroom oh my god i miss sparks is coming she's gotta be up she's gonna be
00:39:43i wonder where katie is oh my god
00:39:49it's live sparks
00:39:58i can't believe she's at her school she's one of the hottest influencers in the world
00:40:05katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol
00:40:08miss sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:40:14hey you what's sparks i have a 4.0 i drive a mercedes gold wing and i also have 400
00:40:22million
00:40:22followers across all my socials uh i'm eric i have a 0.0 and i don't drive although i'm
00:40:31pretty good skateboarding and i have no followers on any social media
00:40:37hey well you're not exactly what i was expecting but i guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:40:44what boyfriend i'm sorry i thought my messages were pretty clear having a boyfriend will be
00:40:49good for my image i mean we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:40:55you are the fake boyfriend that we hired right i think you've got the wrong guy i have a girlfriend
00:41:00and that watch is for her
00:41:05i thought that i told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me
00:41:09i was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:41:20oh look i am so sorry about all of this
00:41:24live wait it's okay
00:41:28you need more than a tonic that's not a sore throat you're going to die
00:41:34what why would you say that to me
00:41:36if you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes you will die
00:41:41promise me you'll go see the nurse
00:41:43okay look first of all i've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
00:41:49why would i ever go see the school nurse just promise me you need to go get your throat checked
00:41:59go now okay fine
00:42:07you're kind of weird go now
00:42:14wouldn't hurt tell dr schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:42:27katie katie
00:42:30katie
00:42:32katie what are you doing eric what are you doing here
00:42:37i wanted to surprise you eric you're like my summer fling you can't actually expect a girl like me to
00:42:44be
00:42:45serious about you wait this is the poor townie boy you were slimming with
00:42:49jeez buddy did you find that uniform in the dumpster
00:42:52who's this guy
00:42:54this guy is myles pickett i'm a big deal around here bro
00:43:01oh
00:43:03this is sweet
00:43:04did you save up every last penny buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend katie huh
00:43:10meanwhile i was in a party at my house this saturday to welcome liv sparks to our school
00:43:16how would you like to hang out with your idol
00:43:18oh really
00:43:26it's already been almost 10 minutes i can't believe i let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:43:32all right live say ah ah
00:43:37what hold on
00:43:58oh my god
00:44:05you're lucky one more minute and that would have killed you he was right but how that's not a sore
00:44:13throat you're going to die i need to find that boy katie
00:44:21is this who you really want miles got me a facetime with my idol
00:44:25live sparks meanwhile you bought me a cheap knockoff watch
00:44:33she has no idea that i'm the one who got live to transfer here in the first place
00:44:37miles is legit you're just a poverty case
00:44:41you wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
00:44:48and this by the way not a knockoff this watch is worth more than your house
00:44:59you're hilarious buddy i almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more
00:45:11we're just not from the same worlds eric
00:45:19you're right we're not
00:45:24i really thought i knew her
00:45:32there you are oh my god you were right thank you you how did you know there was a spider
00:45:39in my throat
00:45:40it's a little hard to explain but i have x-ray vision
00:45:46no really i was born with it really yeah really okay then what color is my bra
00:46:00a gentleman never looks sure you are so weird
00:46:06what happened with your girlfriend former girlfriend she broke up with me
00:46:18won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation i am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
00:46:24i think i'll be fine
00:46:36did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision
00:46:40big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
00:46:46hey speaking of which i'll do it
00:46:48do what i'll be your trophy boyfriend you look like you could use the affection
00:46:54it looks like you could use the money pays ten thousand an hour
00:46:59it's quite a bit under what i'm used to getting paid in total
00:47:07look
00:47:09they're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me they'll be our first appearance together
00:47:15and don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff okay
00:47:23your bra's red and quite scandalous for school
00:47:30don't be late
00:47:35beat it loser this party's for the school's elite
00:47:38not for nerds with pokemon watches huh
00:47:47what a squid
00:47:50what a jerk
00:47:54hey that was a really cool watch tell you what do you want to trade
00:48:00that's a rolex
00:48:01i like yours more
00:48:04thanks make sure to change the battery every six months though
00:48:11i didn't know you were so sweet
00:48:19wow
00:48:27oh i'm i'm sorry i'm a bit underdressed
00:48:30my wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
00:48:33sure look i heard that the head of lvmx is going to be here later
00:48:37yep that would be me so tonight has to be perfect that means that if anyone messes with me
00:48:44or my boyfriend i will personally use my fame money and power to destroy them on a molecular level
00:48:55my publicist is calling here is the invite and purse see you there
00:49:07oh my god miles i can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the live sparks
00:49:11of course you know she's such a big influencer this is so cool i mean i'm gonna pitch her my
00:49:16makeup line
00:49:17and if she promotes it i'd make millions
00:49:23what the hell is he doing here hey buddy
00:49:29this is an exclusive party so you got two options you better either get out or i'll kick you out
00:49:37he looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster
00:49:42he looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
00:49:48you're trespassing eric no i'm not i'm the sparks plus one
00:50:02the live sparks invited you yep
00:50:10live sparks wouldn't allow this come back even 10 feet close to her he's probably a stalker
00:50:20you a stalker bro why don't you uh go to her house and find this outfit huh what else do
00:50:25you take
00:50:25her clothes her her panties huh
00:50:32you disgusting barbers eric you idiot what do you think liv is gonna do when she finds out you're
00:50:39pretending to be her boyfriend she will crush you in that case you probably don't want to piss her off
00:50:46by like i don't know insulting her date listen up everyone get this gooner freak out of here before
00:50:55liv spark shows up
00:50:59make an example out of him all right
00:51:04buddy you really don't want to do this i'm here with liv she would never ever in a million years
00:51:09date
00:51:10a piece of human waste like you liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste you're so
00:51:15delusional if i'm delusional then why do i have her purse
00:51:24really you have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is liv's that's not just
00:51:28pathetic it's psychotic be careful with that oh why did you uh take up extra shifts at mickey d's to
00:51:36uh
00:51:37be able to afford that huh is liv just gonna be so mad if i ruin her fake cheap knockoff
00:51:43oh katie don't mess it up everyone knows that liv sparks gets her purses at walmart don't get it dirty
00:51:50huh i have an idea we should wash it in the toilet
00:52:00you do realize what liv will do to you if you're in her purse right that's not her purse you're
00:52:05not
00:52:05her boyfriend you're just some creepy poor pervert
00:52:12she's literally just outside you can go ask her i have a better idea this is what we think of
00:52:18you and
00:52:18your lies eric
00:52:21wait katie don't
00:52:29i tried
00:52:36where do you think you're going white trash
00:52:42i think it's time live spark sees the maple valley does when the lower class messes with her we put
00:52:49them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste
00:52:56last chance just let me go no i'm going to enjoy this no you really aren't oh
00:53:04shit and you'll see why in three
00:53:09two
00:53:13one what are you doing
00:53:42can i help you i'm just picking up a gift for my girlfriend
00:53:47that's sweet but that watch is five hundred thousand dollars it shouldn't be the escapement
00:53:53is off by 0.5 millimeters which will result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy
00:53:58please take it off the floor look i don't have time for this lvmx the largest luxury brand empire
00:54:05in the world just bought us and their mysterious owner is coming here today yeah so i heard
00:54:23surprise oh my god oh my god wow i am so sorry mr dawson i i didn't realize it was
00:54:30you don't worry about it
00:54:32i dress down today
00:54:43oh i can't see get down trust your arm
00:54:53everybody get on the ground now
00:55:01mr dawson needs us
00:55:06let's go boys
00:55:08you grab the fucking bags and come with us
00:55:12yeah i don't think so oh we got a smart ass huh i'll give you 10 seconds before i put
00:55:17a bullet in
00:55:17that smoked face of yours can we make it five what yeah five seconds that should be enough time five
00:55:25four three you're dead kid two and enjoy prison what the
00:55:38don't fucking move get the back get back right now or i'll shoot the kid
00:55:45i'm warning you
00:55:48weak spot bad wrist hairline fractured that never healed
00:56:11this one's perfect i'll take it i'd love to stay in chat but
00:56:18my copter's here and i'm gonna be late to my first day of class
00:56:23boys
00:56:34you were born with supervision
00:56:39i know and with that power you created lvmx a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on
00:56:45the face of the earth is there a question in there somewhere maple valley is a prestigious
00:56:49high school best in the country but it's still just that a high school you don't need this but
00:56:56i do need katie
00:57:01we've been dating long distance for forever now and i'm going to surprise her today and finally
00:57:06reveal who i really am she'll be shocked yeah especially when she finds out that i was able
00:57:12to use my connections to get her favorite social media idol liv sparks to transfer to this school
00:57:21oh mr dawson maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion i can't i miss homeroom
00:57:31i wonder where katie is oh my god
00:57:38it's liz sparks
00:57:47i can't believe she's at her school she's one of the hottest influencers in the world katie will
00:57:55be thrilled when she meets her idol miss sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:58:04hey you what's sparks i have a 4.0 i drive a mercedes gullwing and i also have 400 million
00:58:11followers
00:58:12across all my socials uh i'm eric i have a 0.0 and i don't drive although i'm pretty good
00:58:21skateboarding
00:58:22and i have no followers on any social media
00:58:26hey well you're not exactly what i was expecting but i guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:58:33what boyfriend i'm sorry i thought my messages were pretty clear having a boyfriend will be
00:58:39good for my image i mean we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:58:44you are the fake boyfriend that we hired right i think you've got the wrong guy
00:58:49i have a girlfriend and that watch is for her
00:58:55i thought that i told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me
00:58:58i was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:59:10oh look i am so sorry about all of this
00:59:13liv wait
00:59:15it's okay
00:59:18you need more than a tonic that's not a sore throat you're going to die
00:59:23what why would you say that to me if you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes you will
00:59:28die
00:59:31promise me you'll go see the nurse okay look first of all i've got the world's best online
00:59:36doctors on speed dial why would i ever go see the school nurse just promise me you need to go
00:59:44get
00:59:44your throat checked go now okay fine
00:59:56you're kind of weird go now
01:00:03wouldn't hurt tell dr schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
01:00:16katie katie
01:00:19katie
01:00:21katie what are you doing eric what are you doing here
01:00:26i just wanted to surprise you eric you're like my summer fling you can't actually expect a girl like
01:00:33me to be serious about you wait this is the poor townie boy you were summoned with
01:00:38jeez buddy did you find that uniform in the dumpster who's this guy
01:00:44this guy is miles pickett i'm a big deal around here bro oh this is sweet
01:00:54did you save up every last penny buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend katie huh
01:00:59meanwhile i'm hosting a party at my house this saturday to welcome liv sparks to our school
01:01:05how would you like to hang out with your item
01:01:07ah really yeah
01:01:16it's already been almost 10 minutes i can't believe i let him freak me out enough to call you here
01:01:21all right liv say ah ah
01:01:24uh what hold on
01:01:47oh my god
01:01:54you're lucky one more minute and that would have killed you
01:01:58he was right but how that's not a sore throat you're going to die
01:02:05i need to find that boy katie
01:02:10is this who you really want miles got me a facetime with my idol
01:02:14liv sparks meanwhile you bought me a cheap knockoff watch
01:02:22she has no idea that i'm the one who got liv to transfer here in the first place
01:02:26miles is legit you're just a poverty case
01:02:30you wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
01:02:38and this by the way not a knockoff this watch is worth more than your house
01:02:48you're hilarious buddy i almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more
01:03:01we're just not from the same worlds eric
01:03:08you're right we're not
01:03:13i really thought i knew her
01:03:23oh my god you were right thank you you how did you know that there was a spider in my
01:03:28throat
01:03:29it's a little hard to explain but i have x-ray vision
01:03:36no really i was born with it really yeah really okay then what color is my bra
01:03:49a gentleman never looks sure you are so weird what happened with your girlfriend
01:03:58former girlfriend she broke up with me
01:04:07well helping the school loser hurt your reputation
01:04:11i am one of the most famous teenagers in the world i think i'll be fine
01:04:25did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision
01:04:28yes big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
01:04:33oh hey speaking of which i'll do it do what i'll be your trophy boyfriend
01:04:41you look like you could use the affection
01:04:43it looks like you could use the money pays ten thousand an hour
01:04:49it's quite a bit under what i'm used to getting paid but in total
01:04:56look
01:04:58they're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me they'll be our first appearance together
01:05:05and don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff okay
01:05:12your brow's red and quite scandalous for school
01:05:20don't be late
01:05:25beat it loser this party's for the school's elite not for nerds with pokemon watches huh
01:05:36what a squid
01:05:39what a jerk
01:05:43hey that was a really cool watch tell you what do you want to trade that that's a rolex
01:05:50i like yours more thanks make sure to change the battery every six months though
01:06:00i didn't know you were so sweet
01:06:08wow
01:06:16oh i'm i'm sorry i'm a bit underdressed my wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private jet
01:06:21refuels
01:06:22sure look i heard that the head of lvmx is going to be here later
01:06:26yeah that would be me so tonight has to be perfect that means that if anyone messes with me
01:06:33or my boyfriend i will personally use my fame money and power to destroy them on a molecular level
01:06:44my publicist is calling here is the invite and purse see there
01:06:56oh my god miles i can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the live sparks
01:07:00of course you know she's such a big influencer this is so cool i mean i'm gonna pitch her my
01:07:06makeup
01:07:06line and if she promotes it i'd make millions what the hell is he doing here hey buddy
01:07:18this is an exclusive party so you got two options you better either get out or i'll kick you out
01:07:26he looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster
01:07:31he looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
01:07:37you're trespassing eric no i'm not i'm live sparks plus one
01:07:48wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait the live sparks invited you yep
01:08:00leave sparks wouldn't allow this come back even 10 feet close to her he's probably a stalker
01:08:09you're a stalker bro how would you uh go to her house and find this outfit huh what else do
01:08:14you take
01:08:14her clothes her her panties huh you're disgusting barbers eric you idiot what do you think liv is
01:08:27going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend she will crush you in that case
01:08:33you probably don't want to piss her off by like i don't know insulting her date listen up everyone
01:08:41get this gooner freak out of here before liv spark shows up
01:08:48make an example out of him all right
01:08:53buddy you really don't want to do this i'm here with liv she would never ever in a million years
01:08:59date a piece of human waste like you liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste you're
01:09:04so delusional if i'm delusional then why do i have her purse
01:09:13really you have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is liv's
01:09:16that's not just pathetic it's psychotic be careful with that oh why did you uh take up extra shifts
01:09:24at mickey d's to uh be able to afford that huh is liv just gonna be so mad if i
01:09:30ruin her fake cheap
01:09:31knockoff oh katie don't mess it up everyone knows that liv sparks gets her purses at walmart don't get
01:09:39it dirty huh i have an idea we should wash it in the toilet you do realize what liv will
01:09:51do to you
01:09:51if you're in her purse right that's not her purse you're not her boyfriend you're just some creepy poor
01:10:00pervert she's literally just outside you can go ask her i have a better idea
01:10:06this is what we think of you and your lies eric
01:10:11wait katie don't
01:10:19i tried
01:10:25where do you think you're going white trash
01:10:28i think it's time live spark sees the maple valley does when the lower class messes with her
01:10:37we put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste
01:10:45last chance just let me go no i'm going to enjoy this no you really aren't oh
01:10:53shit and you'll see why in three
01:10:58two
01:11:02one what are you doing
01:11:05what are you doing
01:11:06what are you doing
01:11:29what are you doing
01:11:32can i help you
01:11:33i'm just picking up a gift for my girlfriend
01:11:36that's sweet but that watch is five hundred thousand dollars
01:11:40it shouldn't be the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters which will result in a plus three
01:11:45minus three second time inaccuracy please take it off the floor
01:11:49look i don't have time for this lvmx the largest luxury brand empire in the world just bought us
01:11:57and their mysterious owner is coming here today
01:12:00yeah so i heard
01:12:11surprise
01:12:13oh my god oh my god wow i i am so sorry mr dawson
01:12:17i i didn't realize it was you don't worry about it i dressed down today
01:12:32oh i can't see
01:12:34get down
01:12:35trust the line
01:12:42everybody get on the fucking ground now
01:12:51mr dawson needs us
01:12:55let's go boys
01:12:57you grab the fucking bags and come with us
01:13:01yeah i don't think so
01:13:02oh we got a smart ass huh i'll give you 10 seconds before i put a bullet in that smoke
01:13:07face of yours
01:13:08can we make it five what yeah five seconds that should be enough time five four three
01:13:16you're dead kid two and enjoy prison
01:13:23what the
01:13:27don't fucking move get the back get back right now or i'll shoot the kid
01:13:34i'm warning you
01:13:37weak spot bad wrist hairline fracture that never healed
01:14:01this one's perfect i'll take it i'd love to stay in chat but
01:14:07my coffee is here and i'm gonna be late to my first day of class
01:14:23you were born with supervision
01:14:28i know and with that power you created lvmx a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on
01:14:34the face of the earth is there a question in there somewhere maple valley is a prestigious
01:14:39high school best in the country but it's still just that a high school you don't need this but
01:14:45i do need katie
01:14:50we've been dating long distance for forever now and i'm going to surprise her today and finally
01:14:56reveal who i really am she'll be shocked yeah especially when she finds out that i was able
01:15:02to use my connections to get her favorite social media idol live sparks to transfer to this school
01:15:12mr dawson maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
01:15:16i can't i miss home room oh my god
01:15:20i wonder where katie is oh my god
01:15:27it's live sparks
01:15:36i can't believe she's at her school
01:15:39she's one of the hottest influencers in the world
01:15:43katie will be thrilled when she needs her idol
01:15:46miss sparks will not be taking selfies today
01:15:53hey you what's sparks i have a 4.0 i drive a mercedes goal wing and i also have 400
01:16:00million followers
01:16:01across all my socials uh i'm eric i have a 0.0 and i don't drive although i'm pretty good
01:16:10at skateboarding
01:16:11and i have no followers on any social media
01:16:15hey well you're not exactly what i was expecting but i guess you're my new boyfriend now
01:16:22what boyfriend i'm sorry i thought my messages were pretty clear having a boyfriend will be
01:16:28good for my image i mean we just need to be seen in public together a few times
01:16:33you are the fake boyfriend that we hired right i think you've got the wrong guy i have a girlfriend
01:16:39and that watch is for her huh i thought that i told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired
01:16:46standing
01:16:47here for me i was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
01:16:59oh look i am so sorry about all of this live wait it's okay
01:17:07you need more than a tonic that's not a sore throat you're going to die
01:17:12what why would you say that to me if you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes you will
01:17:17die
01:17:20promise me you'll go see the nurse okay look first of all i've got the world's best online
01:17:26doctors on speed dial why would i ever go see the school nurse just promise me you need to go
01:17:34get
01:17:34your throat checked go now okay fine
01:17:46you're kind of weird go now
01:17:52wouldn't hurt tell dr schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
01:18:04katie katie
01:18:11katie what are you doing eric what are you doing here i wanted to surprise you eric you're like
01:18:20my summer fling you can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you wait this is the
01:18:25poor townie boy you were selling with jeez buddy did you find that uniform in the dumpster who's this guy
01:18:33this guy is miles pickett i'm a big deal around here bro oh this is sweet did you save up
01:18:44every
01:18:44last penny buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend katie huh meanwhile i was in a party at
01:18:50my house this saturday to welcome live sparks to our school how would you like to hang out with your
01:19:05it's already been almost 10 minutes i can't believe i let him freak me out enough to call you here
01:19:10all right live say ah ah
01:19:16what hold on
01:19:38oh my god
01:19:43you're lucky one more minute and that would have killed you
01:19:47he was right but how that's not a sore throat you're going to die
01:19:54i need to find that boy katie
01:19:59is this who you really want miles got me a facetime with my idol
01:20:03live sparks meanwhile you bought me a cheap knockoff watch
01:20:11she has no idea that i'm the one who got live to transfer here in the first place
01:20:15miles is legit you're just a poverty case you wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
01:20:27and this by the way not a knockoff this watch is worth more than your house
01:20:37you're hilarious buddy i almost want you to stick around so you can make me love more
01:20:50we're just not from the same worlds eric
01:20:57you're right we're not
01:21:02i really thought i knew her
01:21:10there you are
01:21:13oh my god you were right thank you you how did you know there was a spider in my throat
01:21:18it's a little hard to explain but i have x-ray vision
01:21:25no really i was born with it really yeah really okay now what color is my bra
01:21:38a gentleman never looks sure you are so weird what happened with your girlfriend
01:21:47former girlfriend she broke up with me
01:21:56won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation
01:22:00i am one of the most famous teenagers in the world i think i'll be fine
01:22:14did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision
01:22:19big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
01:22:22hey
01:22:24speaking of which i'll do it
01:22:27do what i'll be your trophy boyfriend
01:22:30you look like you could use the affection
01:22:33it looks like you could use the money
01:22:35pays ten thousand an hour
01:22:38it's quite a bit under what i'm used to getting paid
01:22:41in total
01:22:45look
01:22:47they're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me
01:22:51they'll be our first appearance together
01:22:54and don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff okay
01:23:01your brow's red
01:23:04and quite scandalous for school
01:23:09don't be late
01:23:14beat it loser this party's for the school's elite not for nerds with pokemon watches huh
01:23:26what a squid
01:23:28what a jerk
01:23:32hey that was a really cool watch tell you what do you want trade that that's a rolex
01:23:39i like yours more
01:23:42thanks
01:23:43make sure to change the battery every six months though
01:23:49i didn't know you were so sweet
01:23:57wow
01:24:05oh i'm i'm sorry i'm a bit underdressed my wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private jet
01:24:11refuels
01:24:11sure
01:24:13look i heard that the head of lvmx is going to be here later
01:24:15yep that would be me
01:24:17so tonight has to be perfect
01:24:20that means that if anyone messes with me
01:24:22or my boyfriend
01:24:25i will personally use my fame money and power to destroy them on a molecular level
01:24:33my publicist is calling here is the invite and purse
01:24:45oh my god miles i can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the live sparks
01:24:50of course you know she's such a big influencer
01:24:52this is so cool i mean i'm gonna pitch her my makeup line and if she promotes it i'd make
01:24:58millions
01:25:02what the hell is he doing here
01:25:05hey buddy
01:25:07this is an exclusive party so you got two options
01:25:11you better either get out or i'll kick you out
01:25:16he looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster
01:25:21he looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
01:25:27you're trespassing eric no i'm not i'm the sparks plus one
01:25:37wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
01:25:41the live sparks invited you yep
01:25:49leave sparks wouldn't allow this come back even 10 feet close to her he's probably a stalker
01:25:58you're a stalker bro how would you uh go to her house and find this outfit huh
01:26:03what else do you take her clothes her her panties huh
01:26:10you're disgusting barbers eric you idiot what do you think liv is gonna do when she finds out
01:26:17you're pretending to be her boyfriend she will crush you in that case you probably don't want
01:26:23to piss her off by like i don't know insulting her date listen up everyone get this gooner freak
01:26:32out of here before liv spark shows up make an example out of him all right
01:26:42buddy you really don't want to do this i'm here with liv she would never ever in a million years
01:26:48date a piece of human waste like you liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste
01:26:53you're so delusional if i'm delusional then why do i have her purse
01:27:02really you have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is liv's
01:27:06that's not just pathetic it's psychotic be careful with that oh why did you uh take up
01:27:13extra shifts at mickey d's to uh be able to afford that huh is liv just gonna be so mad
01:27:19if i ruin her
01:27:20fake cheap knockoff oh katie don't mess it up everyone knows that liv sparks gets her purses at walmart
01:27:27don't get it dirty huh i have an idea we should wash it in the toilet
01:27:38you do realize what liv will do to you if you're in her purse right that's not her purse
01:27:43you're not her boyfriend you're just some creepy poor pervert
01:27:50she's literally just outside you can go ask her i have a better idea this is what we think of
01:27:56you
01:27:56in your lies eric wait katie don't
01:28:07i tried
01:28:14where do you think you're going white trash
01:28:20i think it's time liv spark sees the maple valley does when the lower class messes with her
01:28:27we put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste
01:28:34last chance just let me go
01:28:36no i'm going to enjoy this no you really aren't oh shit and you'll see why in three
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01:28:52one what are you doing
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