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00:00:26All right, guys, okay.
00:00:29Go straight.
00:00:30Go straight.
00:00:30Yeah.
00:00:31No one's gonna die today.
00:00:33No one's gonna die.
00:00:35This is the way.
00:00:37Small town America at its finest, honey.
00:00:40This is nice.
00:00:41Stop.
00:00:42So funny.
00:00:43You guys have fun back there?
00:00:44Yeah.
00:00:46Are you two fighting?
00:00:48They're not fighting.
00:00:50They're not fighting.
00:00:51They're having fun.
00:00:51They're giggling.
00:00:52Where are we going?
00:00:53This is where life happens.
00:00:56Get your hands off me.
00:00:57Hey, guys, look, the bridge.
00:00:58Kids, did you look?
00:00:59Did you see the bridge?
00:01:00Look at that.
00:01:01Look at that.
00:01:0113 feet, 2 inches.
00:01:03Why are your shoes wet?
00:01:05Your shoes are wet, Dallas.
00:01:06Stop, Bussie.
00:01:06Just get out of the car.
00:01:08Okay, let's go.
00:01:09Let's just get out of the car.
00:01:11No, don't listen to your father.
00:01:12He's an idiot.
00:01:14No.
00:01:14This is nice, right?
00:01:15Just the weather's perfect.
00:01:17Oh, yeah.
00:01:18Let's go down.
00:01:18Let's go down by the river.
00:01:19Where's Dallas?
00:01:20I think there's some stairs.
00:01:21Dallas, come on.
00:01:22Come on.
00:01:23Let's go.
00:01:24Oh, that's so cool.
00:01:25Lizzie, be careful of the water.
00:01:26Okay.
00:01:27Oh, you're so concerned all the time.
00:01:29Just don't.
00:01:30No, no.
00:01:31What?
00:01:32Honey, what?
00:01:32We can't be here forever.
00:01:33We've got to get back on the road.
00:01:34Okay, all right.
00:01:35Stretch your legs, kiss.
00:01:37Just taking the sights.
00:01:38Did you guys see the bridge?
00:01:40You saw the drawbridge, right?
00:01:41Yeah.
00:01:41Okay, hey, Dallas, if you were any fish, what would you be?
00:01:45What kind of fish?
00:01:45Shark.
00:01:46Shark?
00:01:47Did you say shark?
00:01:48Yes.
00:01:49You'd be a shark, Lizzie.
00:01:50Shark's not a fish.
00:01:51You have to say it.
00:01:51If you were anything, if you were an aquatic creature.
00:01:54Jellyfish.
00:01:55Jellyfish, you could sting people.
00:01:57Mm-hmm, definitely.
00:01:58There's sharp teenage bitterness.
00:02:00That's great.
00:02:01Oh, look at those clouds, honey.
00:02:02Isn't that beautiful?
00:02:03You're so pretty.
00:02:04Yeah, so pretty.
00:02:05Kevin.
00:02:06Yeah.
00:02:06Okay.
00:02:07Okay.
00:02:08You guys ready to go?
00:02:15Tell me where we are.
00:02:16I know where we fucking are.
00:02:18Dad, just read the fucking map.
00:02:19Whoa, little lady.
00:02:21Come on.
00:02:21Lizzie, Kyle, we do not speak like that in this family.
00:02:24Dad just said fuck.
00:02:25Oh, Lizzie, come on.
00:02:26Haven't you gotten enough of mom and dad arguing?
00:02:32Did you hear that?
00:02:33What is that?
00:02:35What?
00:02:36In there.
00:02:38Oh, my God.
00:02:39Go grab dad.
00:02:46Whoa.
00:02:57What's up, y'all?
00:02:58Jeremy J here raising skirts and IQs.
00:03:00Welcome to another edition of Monster Soup.
00:03:04Frogman said to be four feet in height with leathery skin.
00:03:07He's been spotted wandering the woods of Loveland, conducting rituals with his wand.
00:03:12This wand has led to speculation that he could be an alien with advanced technology.
00:03:17But others say he is the river monster of native local legend.
00:03:20This more mystical origin lends validation to the reports that he may be telepathic and
00:03:25can infiltrate your mind.
00:03:28Your mind, not Jeremy J's mind.
00:03:30This is a steel trap.
00:03:31Frogman entered the social zeitgeist in 1975 when this photo, taken by Loveland local George
00:03:37Hale, circulated in national papers.
00:03:40The more infamous sighting took place in 99 when a 10-year-old named Dallas Kyle captured
00:03:44the footage we've all seen.
00:03:47Oh, my God.
00:03:49Is there a real frogman?
00:03:51Did Dallas Kyle actually capture the footage of it?
00:03:54Let me think for a second.
00:03:55Ding dong dipsticks.
00:03:57Jeremy J calls bullshit.
00:04:00Bullshit.
00:04:01Let's talk about the now 32-year-old Dallas Kyle.
00:04:05He graduated with a degree in directing in 2011.
00:04:09And since, he's apparently directed two short films.
00:04:16For a 10-year-old, this is a pretty impressive hoax.
00:04:19But it also seems like this is where Dallas Kyle's filmmaking career seems to have peaked.
00:04:26Anyways, that is the scoop on the soup with the...
00:04:28Look at this fucking guy.
00:04:31I peaked.
00:04:32The...
00:04:33What's your career?
00:04:34Being a fucking troll?
00:04:36You know what?
00:04:36I guarantee you, you would be weeping and shitting yourself if you saw what I saw.
00:04:44You dumb dick!
00:04:48Today, I start my search for frogman.
00:04:52But I can't do it alone, so...
00:04:54Hey, Dallas.
00:04:55How's it going, man?
00:04:59Just eating some breakfast.
00:05:02Breakfast.
00:05:03Did you say it's more like lunch?
00:05:05It's 2 p.m. in the afternoon.
00:05:07Well, I just woke up, so technically it's my breakfast.
00:05:10Yeah?
00:05:11Froggy pebbles.
00:05:14Nutritious.
00:05:16Say, Lizzie told me that you were dating somebody?
00:05:21Did she?
00:05:21Yeah, I was.
00:05:24We broke up.
00:05:25Oh, man.
00:05:26I'm sorry to hear about that.
00:05:30Um...
00:05:30Hey, do you mind if we talk real quick?
00:05:35It's not kind of what we're doing right now.
00:05:38Well, it was about last night.
00:05:40Yeah.
00:05:43Look, Ben.
00:05:45I know I was too loud.
00:05:46Yeah.
00:05:47Yeah.
00:05:47It won't happen again.
00:05:48I'm really sorry.
00:05:49I appreciate you guys letting me stay here for a little bit.
00:05:54And frankly, I need to be more respectful.
00:05:59I appreciate you saying that.
00:06:01I really do.
00:06:03Um...
00:06:04When Lizzie and I agreed to letting you stay here for a little bit,
00:06:08um, it's more temporary.
00:06:11Uh, but now it's been two years that you've been in the guest room.
00:06:17And, um, you know, I'd never put a hard date on kicking you out.
00:06:21I just would never do that.
00:06:22But it is now the time for you to start considering, you know, a new place.
00:06:34Let's see what we got here.
00:06:40Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:06:43Now we're talking.
00:06:45Okay.
00:06:48Let's see.
00:06:57Ooh, there's my baby.
00:07:03Hey, guys.
00:07:05Shit.
00:07:08What's up, guys?
00:07:09I just wanted to hop on here and...
00:07:12Just fucking hop on here.
00:07:13Fucking stupid.
00:07:15What's up, guys?
00:07:17Hey, y'all.
00:07:20People keep saying that my frogman footage is fake.
00:07:27And that I'm a liar.
00:07:31But I know what I saw that day.
00:07:35And I'm gonna get irrefutable proof that the frogman exists.
00:07:43But I can't do it alone.
00:07:49Lucky for me, my best friend is also my cameraman.
00:07:56And he's gonna be joining me on this little adventure.
00:08:01No.
00:08:02No fucking way.
00:08:04Come on, Scotty.
00:08:05I need you.
00:08:06Shooting wedding this weekend, so...
00:08:08You hate shooting weddings.
00:08:10Yeah, but I like money.
00:08:11I'll pay you.
00:08:13You don't need me.
00:08:14You can operate that piece of shit yourself.
00:08:17Piece of shit?
00:08:18How dare you?
00:08:19This is the camera I got the original footage on.
00:08:22It's symbolic.
00:08:23Dallas, I know you're not familiar with the concept, but I'm working.
00:08:26So please...
00:08:30You can talk tomorrow about Amy's thing, right?
00:08:32What do you mean Amy's thing?
00:08:34What thing?
00:08:34For going away party.
00:08:36Going away party?
00:08:37Where is she going?
00:08:40I thought you knew.
00:08:41She's, uh...
00:08:43She's moving to L.A.
00:08:46No.
00:08:47We haven't really been talking.
00:08:51Well, I think you should come.
00:08:54Am I even invited?
00:08:58I think I'm overdressed.
00:09:00I don't even know if this is a good dress or something.
00:09:02I think it's the going away party.
00:09:03You look like you're dressed for a coke deal, but...
00:09:07I'm kidding.
00:09:08You look great.
00:09:09You look great.
00:09:11There she is.
00:09:12Amy!
00:09:14Girl!
00:09:14Hey!
00:09:16What's with the camera?
00:09:17I had to document you last night, you know.
00:09:20Oh, thank you.
00:09:21Yeah, you look so good.
00:09:22You do too.
00:09:25Hey!
00:09:26Hey!
00:09:27Alright.
00:09:28Thanks for coming.
00:09:30Thanks for having me.
00:09:33Yeah, of course.
00:09:35So sweet.
00:09:37So sweet.
00:09:39Smooth.
00:09:40This guy's having a whole stick.
00:09:42It's not being dramatic, right?
00:09:44You don't have to stay that long.
00:09:45I just want to have, like, one drink.
00:09:50One drink.
00:09:51Yeah, one drink.
00:09:53Scotty?
00:09:53Yes.
00:09:54One drink.
00:09:56Yes.
00:10:07One drink.
00:10:10Amy, we're so excited for you, we know you're going to be a big star, don't forget us when we
00:10:16get fans.
00:10:17Yeah, Amy, you're making that big move to L.A., that's one we're all trying to make here, but most
00:10:22of us won't, so good luck, love ya.
00:10:26We're proud of you, we love you!
00:10:36Well, I guess I should do one of these.
00:10:39Hello! Want some company?
00:10:45Oh.
00:10:47Yeah, you've been avoiding me.
00:10:50No, I just didn't want to interrupt your big party.
00:10:56Yeah, no, I mean, in general.
00:11:02General?
00:11:05I don't recall you reaching out to me either.
00:11:10When were you going to tell me you were in Whitley?
00:11:12I did.
00:11:15Something you were thinking about.
00:11:16Yeah, and last month I went to L.A., met with some talent agents, so one signed me.
00:11:27Dallas, my career has gone as far as it can go here.
00:11:33What are you talking about? I see commercials all the time.
00:11:35Yeah.
00:11:37Yeah, local commercials, I don't want to do those for the rest of my life, but I want to do
00:11:40movies.
00:11:44You're in my movies.
00:11:46You're in my movies.
00:11:46Right, Dallas, like, real movies.
00:11:50Oh, no, no offense, I wasn't.
00:11:54Wow.
00:11:57You're making it a deal for me.
00:12:01Uh, what?
00:12:02Really?
00:12:03Yeah.
00:12:03Uh, okay.
00:12:08About...
00:12:08Uh...
00:12:09What the fuck?
00:12:11Oh, my God.
00:12:13Driving up to a local in tomorrow.
00:12:15Hey, I thought you would've left me.
00:12:18I hate you.
00:12:20Whatever.
00:12:21Oh, I thought you would've left.
00:12:26Sorry, I'm all fucked up.
00:12:28Just a little bit.
00:12:29What are you guys chatting about?
00:12:30Oh, not what we're chatting about.
00:12:34Frogman.
00:12:36Hey, speaking of Frogman...
00:12:41Um...
00:12:41Is that my persona on the table?
00:12:43I mean, uh...
00:12:44Let me shoot back then.
00:12:49Alright, come in.
00:12:52I'm serious?
00:12:53Yeah, I'm serious.
00:12:54Okay, Scotty.
00:12:57I'm gonna do it, you know what?
00:12:58Dude, I have nothing to lose.
00:13:00If I have to shoot another video,
00:13:02I'm not losing.
00:13:04I'm not losing.
00:13:05I told you.
00:13:07You should come.
00:13:09She should come.
00:13:10You should come.
00:13:11Yeah.
00:13:11You guys, I...
00:13:13No, I just told you.
00:13:14I don't want to happen.
00:13:15Yeah, but...
00:13:16Can you imagine, like, putting it on your reel?
00:13:20What if I paid?
00:13:24You paid me to...
00:13:26To come with?
00:13:29He's scaring me.
00:13:33Yeah.
00:13:34Yeah.
00:13:34Yeah.
00:13:35That's...
00:13:36Yes.
00:13:36This is...
00:13:37This is fate.
00:13:38This is fate.
00:13:39No, this is...
00:13:43Hey, this thing's already recorded.
00:13:45Oh, my God.
00:13:47Oh, my God.
00:13:47What do you say?
00:13:48I guess I can't let you two get lost in the woods without me.
00:13:54Yeah?
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:55Wait, is that a yes?
00:13:57Yes.
00:13:58Oh, fuck!
00:13:59Fuck yes!
00:14:01Holy shit!
00:14:02The band is back together.
00:14:03The band is back together.
00:14:04Oh, my God.
00:14:06Oh, my God.
00:14:07Oh, my God.
00:14:07Oh, my God.
00:14:08We'll leave at 9.
00:14:099?
00:14:10Like...
00:14:109 a.m.?
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13In the morning?
00:14:14In the morning, yeah.
00:14:14Oh, my God.
00:14:16I don't know.
00:14:17I don't know.
00:14:21Hey, I think it's your oil change.
00:14:24If I find Alice, don't call me when you break down in the middle of nowhere.
00:14:28Don't worry.
00:14:28I won't.
00:14:29Are you recording this right now?
00:14:30You are just like Dad.
00:14:36Look, I get why you're doing this.
00:14:37I get it.
00:14:38I get it.
00:14:38Oh, do you get it?
00:14:39You and me, mom and dad, in Loveland, last big trip.
00:14:42I totally get it.
00:14:42You've always romanticized that place.
00:14:45It's just...
00:14:46That's not why I'm doing this.
00:14:49Well, then why?
00:14:51Why do all this work to go to a little patch of dirt...
00:14:55No, you...
00:14:56You saw it, too.
00:14:59I have to do this.
00:15:03If I don't, I'm gonna regret it the rest of my life.
00:15:07Please understand that.
00:15:16All right, well...
00:15:17Be careful, then.
00:15:22Of course.
00:15:24It's me.
00:15:25Right.
00:15:33Well...
00:15:34Good morning, sunshine.
00:15:37Rude.
00:15:37Oh!
00:15:38He's already filming.
00:15:40Wake up!
00:15:40Wake up!
00:15:41All right, all right.
00:15:42In, in, in.
00:15:43You're so slow.
00:15:44Let's do this, man.
00:15:46Go!
00:15:47Go!
00:15:50Okay!
00:15:51We're in!
00:15:53Let's go!
00:15:53Get in!
00:15:57So...
00:15:58What's my character?
00:16:01You're not playing a character.
00:16:03You're gonna be yourself.
00:16:04It's a documentary.
00:16:05Oh, no.
00:16:07That is no fun.
00:16:09What if you're, like, a reporter, trying to get your big break?
00:16:16This is Amy Matheson reporting for Action News Live from the scene of the latest Frogman sighting.
00:16:22What if?
00:16:24I saw Frogman when I was a kid, but no one believed me.
00:16:29So then, I am coming back 20 years later to prove he exists.
00:16:35I don't know. It's a little pathetic.
00:16:37You know, you're writing an album about Frogman.
00:16:41What kind of singer am I?
00:16:44Country, of course.
00:16:46Country, of course.
00:16:49My name is Norma Jean Wynette.
00:16:52Born and raised in Nashville, Tennessee.
00:16:55Oh, my God.
00:16:56I love it. I love it.
00:16:59Except you don't really look like a Norma Jean quite yet.
00:17:08We're not stopping.
00:17:10Oh, come on.
00:17:12I mean, you look good.
00:17:14But I don't know if it's quite Norma Jean.
00:17:16Do you want to have an opinion, too?
00:17:18Dallas need a new suit?
00:17:20No, I don't.
00:17:22Cute.
00:17:23Oh, my God.
00:17:25Oh, hey, Daddy.
00:17:26Oh, my God.
00:17:27Alright.
00:17:28Amazing.
00:17:29Yeah, I think this one would scare the kids away, though.
00:17:32Actually, it's really good.
00:17:33Thank you, Dallas.
00:17:36Oh, my God.
00:17:37Oh, my God.
00:17:38Oh, my God, that's it.
00:17:40Holy shit, that's it.
00:17:41Yeah, no, that's nice, Dallas.
00:17:43Holy shit, that's it.
00:17:44I'm freaking out.
00:17:47Oh, my God.
00:17:49Oh, my God.
00:17:52Oh, my God.
00:17:54Oh, my God.
00:17:54Hello, y'all.
00:17:55My name is Norma Jean.
00:17:56Why not?
00:17:57You're gonna love me so proud, baby.
00:18:00Oh, my God!
00:18:04Enough of those two goblins, am I right?
00:18:08Gotta look at a real man here.
00:18:12Hey, Dallas.
00:18:14They've had enough of your mug.
00:18:23What late is that?
00:18:25Well, Mr. Director.
00:18:26What was that?
00:18:28What happens when we get to Loveland?
00:18:31Well, I want to start by interviewing people.
00:18:34Hopefully get some first-hand accounts.
00:18:36Mm-hmm, okay.
00:18:37Then I want to talk to George Hale.
00:18:39And who's that?
00:18:40The other flockman.
00:18:41I don't know.
00:18:43Is he still alive, even, or...?
00:18:46Yeah, I think so.
00:18:47This is all they had.
00:18:51That's not coming in the car.
00:19:12This is fun, right?
00:19:14It's just like we're back at school, the three of us making a movie together.
00:19:20Yeah.
00:19:22Yeah.
00:19:23I miss this.
00:19:28So...
00:19:29Oh, did you see that?
00:19:31Oh, he thinks crazy.
00:19:34What does...
00:19:35Does Josie think about your...
00:19:38your frogman obsession?
00:19:43Not exactly together.
00:19:45She dumped you?
00:19:49Why does everyone assume she dumped me?
00:19:53She did, right?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:02Did you tell her?
00:20:04Did you tell her?
00:20:04About us?
00:20:06About us?
00:20:08I may have a question or something.
00:20:12Okay, that is why she dumped you.
00:20:15I mean, I guarantee you, if you had found out that she had slept with her best guy friend a
00:20:21few months before you guys got together, I mean, you'd be freaked out too.
00:20:27Can't wait!
00:20:28Take care.
00:20:30Take care.
00:20:31Why are you?
00:20:31We have a point.
00:20:35You know, we never really talked about that, right?
00:20:42I mean...
00:20:43I just kind of pretended like it didn't happen.
00:20:49Well, um, it was, uh...
00:20:52It was a mistake.
00:20:53I think.
00:20:55Right?
00:20:55I mean, don't you think?
00:21:00Yeah
00:21:02Sure, yeah, that's what you think. Yeah, I agree. Frankly
00:21:06It really didn't mean anything to me.
00:21:11Me either
00:21:15Good
00:21:21We're we should be friends
00:21:22Yeah, I'm glad we could talk about this
00:21:41Oh my god, yeah, let's stop. Oh my gosh, Norma Jean could stand next to the side and just be
00:21:46like whoa whoa whoa
00:21:48Dallas, you're no fun. It'll take two seconds for me to put myself on it. It'll be like the perfect
00:21:51introduction
00:21:52Right
00:21:53No
00:21:56I'll play it
00:21:58Serious
00:22:01Howdy y'all. My name is Norma Jean Wynette and it has been 20 long years since I've been around
00:22:07these parts
00:22:08And I have been hankering to see my old pal frogman again
00:22:17And cut
00:22:19How was it? Oh my god, girl, you are incredible. You were like born to play this role
00:22:24Oh
00:22:24Thanks
00:22:27Dallas
00:22:33Okay
00:22:35Don't worry. He'll be thanking us at the premiere to make this shit actually watchable
00:22:41I hope so
00:22:48Oh
00:22:49Oh
00:22:50What the hell?
00:22:50Really?
00:22:51Oh my god
00:22:52Stop it
00:22:54Oh shit
00:22:55Come on
00:22:58Alex
00:23:07Yes
00:23:07This place is kind of charming in its own way
00:23:11As soon as there's people near I will be Norma
00:23:15Yeah
00:23:15But right now we're scouting, right?
00:23:18Yeah
00:23:18Should we get ice cream?
00:23:20Sure
00:23:21Yeah
00:23:22Are you buying?
00:23:25That's a
00:23:26Well
00:23:26Yeah, so no ice cream then
00:23:28That's a no
00:23:29Hello, I saw you guys from across the street
00:23:31You did?
00:23:32Oh, famous
00:23:33Isn't there a camera?
00:23:34Isn't there a camera?
00:23:34Isn't there a camera?
00:23:35Yeah
00:23:35It's kind of creepy
00:23:36You were right there, I was bored
00:23:40This race is peanut buttercup
00:23:41He's being such a fart
00:23:43Do you see that?
00:23:45Zoom in, he's nervous
00:23:47I have a theory
00:23:48Yeah
00:23:49Everyone's either a frog or they're a rat
00:23:53Really?
00:23:53Yeah, just like look at anyone
00:23:55And then you can either say frog or rat
00:23:56Like I'm a rat
00:23:58What am I?
00:24:01I'd say rat
00:24:03I think
00:24:04Really?
00:24:05Like a combination of the two?
00:24:07Yeah, you're kind of difficult
00:24:08He is difficult
00:24:13Okay, they're gonna bring that out the red door to your right
00:24:15Alright, thank you so much
00:24:15Good luck finding the frog man
00:24:16Thank you
00:24:17Thanks
00:24:20You were super nice to her
00:24:26Kind of like the water
00:24:28Yeah, it's nice
00:24:29Breezy
00:24:32Hopefully we get some nicer weather
00:24:33I know, right?
00:24:35You guys
00:24:36What?
00:24:37Oh shit
00:24:38He's so macho
00:24:41Okay
00:24:51You look swole
00:24:53Was this your vision of your epic quest to find frog man?
00:24:57This is pretty cool, you have to admit
00:24:59It is pretty cool
00:25:00Maybe we just call it quits after this
00:25:02So Dallas, do you have anything to say about
00:25:05I don't know, your process
00:25:07And what you're uh
00:25:09What you're really trying to accomplish here?
00:25:11Yeah
00:25:11I wanna hear that too
00:25:13Mmhmm
00:25:15I want the world to know the truth
00:25:18Okay
00:25:18About frog man
00:25:20I wanna inspire people
00:25:24Let's not give up
00:25:29Let's not give up
00:25:29Cause I can't give up
00:25:30Are you making faces?
00:25:31No, I'm not
00:25:32Is Dallas coming too?
00:25:34Oh, he's making his way
00:25:37This place is pretty cute
00:25:38Na na na na na na na na na na na na
00:25:41Ooh, very nice
00:25:42Come here
00:25:43Come here
00:25:43This is a moment
00:25:44Practice my hair
00:25:45Say hello
00:25:46Hello
00:25:46Hello
00:25:47Hello
00:25:48Come on Dallas
00:25:49Hello
00:25:50Okay
00:25:50Here, you take this
00:25:53There's a room here
00:25:54Excuse me, excuse me
00:25:55Excuse me, excuse me
00:25:55Excuse my moment
00:25:56Alright
00:25:59Hello
00:25:59Well hello there
00:26:01Welcome to the bullfrog bed and breakfast
00:26:05Oh boy
00:26:06That's creepy
00:26:09Who needs frog man?
00:26:10Tonight and tomorrow night
00:26:11Party place
00:26:13So are you a frog man fan?
00:26:15You're kidding
00:26:17Frog man helps keep me in business
00:26:19That what brings you folks to town?
00:26:21We're actually making a documentary
00:26:22Is that so?
00:26:24Mmhmm
00:26:25You folks know where frogman point is?
00:26:28No, should we?
00:26:29If you want a good look at him
00:26:30I'd say so
00:26:31Best time to see him is around dusk
00:26:34And I serve breakfast every morning
00:26:36Eight to noon
00:26:38Mmhmm
00:26:38My name is Gretel
00:26:39Mmhmm
00:26:40And if you need anything
00:26:41You just call downstairs
00:26:42See you in my nightmares
00:26:43Bye
00:26:44Hey girl
00:26:46Hello
00:26:46What's up
00:26:48Dallas, thanks for the warm beer
00:26:49Yeah, really appreciate that
00:26:51Cheers, cheers
00:26:53Oh I have to get mine
00:26:53Hold on
00:26:54Lager, lager, lager, lager
00:26:57Look at the frog buddy
00:26:59Sweet
00:26:59Join us
00:27:00Come on
00:27:01Dance it out
00:27:02Dance it out
00:27:02You know you want it
00:27:03Guys
00:27:04I have to get ready for tomorrow
00:27:05Okay?
00:27:06Yeah, there's a time for pleasure
00:27:07And there's a time for work
00:27:09Okay?
00:27:12Oh my gosh
00:27:14Uh oh
00:27:15Oh, I'm a better man
00:27:17Oh
00:27:18Oh
00:27:20Oh
00:27:21Oh
00:27:21Oh
00:27:21Oh
00:27:22Oh
00:27:23Oh
00:27:24Oh
00:27:24Oh
00:27:24Oh
00:27:25Oh
00:27:25Oh
00:27:25Oh
00:27:37Oh, shit.
00:27:45Jamie, you look beautiful.
00:27:47Look how cinematic that is.
00:27:49Oh, yeah.
00:27:50It's gorgeous.
00:27:51OK.
00:27:57Tell him.
00:27:58Oh, my god.
00:27:59Tell him.
00:28:00What am I wearing?
00:28:02Who is in charge of your wardrobe?
00:28:05I smell.
00:28:07Oh, my god.
00:28:10Don't worry.
00:28:11I don't know.
00:28:12Holy shit.
00:28:13That's so good.
00:28:15It looks so good.
00:28:16Aw.
00:28:17It's the team.
00:28:19Oh, nice.
00:28:20That shot actually looks good.
00:28:22It looks good.
00:28:24Oh.
00:28:25All right.
00:28:25Mm-hmm.
00:28:27How's that?
00:28:28You feel OK?
00:28:30Yep.
00:28:32You'll have to do my hair.
00:28:33I can do my hair.
00:28:34It's your case.
00:28:35All right.
00:28:36That's right.
00:28:36I gotta pee.
00:28:42Come on.
00:28:55I know.
00:28:58So I overheard your conversation in the car.
00:29:05Very interesting.
00:29:07You little shit.
00:29:10I thought you were asleep.
00:29:12Turns out you're not the only actor in the group.
00:29:16Mm-hmm.
00:29:18I guess I didn't really see what the big deal was, though.
00:29:22Like, when it happened, you were both single.
00:29:25You were both consenting adults.
00:29:27Like, I guess I'm just surprised it didn't happen sooner.
00:29:33But...
00:29:34Oh, well.
00:29:35We both agreed that it was a mistake.
00:29:39Oh, really?
00:29:41Mm-hmm.
00:29:41Because that is not what Dallas told me.
00:29:45What did he tell you?
00:29:48Did he...
00:29:52You know what I missed?
00:29:55Nothing.
00:29:55Nothing.
00:29:55I had to sing.
00:29:57I was just wondering if, uh, you...
00:30:00You know, do you believe in Frogman?
00:30:02Yeah.
00:30:03I believe in...
00:30:04Everyone fucking believes in Frogman.
00:30:06Oh.
00:30:07Uh, so you said you've seen Frogman.
00:30:09Frogman can read minds!
00:30:10Oh, thank you very much!
00:30:13But, that...
00:30:14Do you...
00:30:15Yeah.
00:30:15I'm sorry.
00:30:17Okay, do you have something to say about Frogman?
00:30:20Yeah, you can read minds.
00:30:24Okay.
00:30:25Thank you!
00:30:26Scotty, do you wanna...
00:30:28Dallas, I think it's been going pretty well,
00:30:30so I was just wondering is there any other questions that you want me to ask?
00:30:33I think...
00:30:33I think maybe I should, uh, take over the interviews.
00:30:36Fuck no.
00:30:36What?
00:30:37Do us all a favor.
00:30:39Are you...
00:30:39Are you kidding?
00:30:41No.
00:30:43Is...
00:30:44Are you serious?
00:30:44This is, like, serious.
00:30:46You know what I mean?
00:30:46I...
00:30:47I think what you're doing is...
00:30:48Very charming.
00:30:51Uh...
00:30:52I'm not trying to be a butthole, but...
00:30:53You're being a gaping butthole.
00:30:56Seriously?
00:30:56I think maybe I should take over.
00:30:59Alright, cool.
00:31:00I just...
00:31:00I just look right there.
00:31:02You know, I've never done this before.
00:31:03It's cool.
00:31:04You're doing great.
00:31:05Cool stuff.
00:31:05Do you know anything about this, uh...
00:31:09A cult?
00:31:10Sort of a cult following?
00:31:12A cult?
00:31:13A surrounding frog?
00:31:14No, I'm...
00:31:14I'm not...
00:31:15I'm not in any cult.
00:31:16No.
00:31:17No.
00:31:17No, not you.
00:31:18I'm a...
00:31:18I'm a God-loving man.
00:31:20I mean, like, what's this for?
00:31:24It's a documentary.
00:31:26Uh, when's it gonna air?
00:31:29It's not like...
00:31:29It's not gonna be on TV.
00:31:31Like, no discovery or shit?
00:31:33Yeah, frog man.
00:31:34You heard of him?
00:31:35I'm sorry.
00:31:35How do you know this is a man?
00:31:37I guess I don't.
00:31:38That's a good point.
00:31:40Can we agree that it's a frog?
00:31:42Yeah, there's, you know, there's caves, like, all around underneath here.
00:31:45But, I mean, most of them are sealed up.
00:31:47But, you know, my cousin and I, we...
00:31:49We...
00:31:50We know where to go.
00:31:51You've seen the picture?
00:31:52You bet...
00:31:52You bet I've seen the picture.
00:31:54That...
00:31:54That's...
00:31:55That's what put Loveland on the map.
00:31:56I have pretty flat feet, right?
00:31:58So I'm a good swimmer.
00:31:59These people could out swim anybody.
00:32:02It is not safe to assume gender.
00:32:04But I hope you find them.
00:32:06I'm told he has a...
00:32:08A wand.
00:32:09Sort of an occult...
00:32:11A wand.
00:32:11I don't know what it does.
00:32:12Maybe that's how the impregnation happens.
00:32:14I don't know.
00:32:15He has been known to take a mate here and there.
00:32:19Are you saying frog man fucks?
00:32:21God, shut up.
00:32:23So frog man fucks?
00:32:25Yeah.
00:32:25Yeah.
00:32:26He does.
00:32:28At least that's what I would assume.
00:32:30I don't really follow out, you know, because I'm not into the BCL or anything.
00:32:34But, you know.
00:32:36Yeah.
00:32:37Yeah, he does.
00:32:41Is he an ancient god?
00:32:44Or is he an ancient alien maybe?
00:32:47Or is he a big frog trying to get his rocks off?
00:32:50Yeah.
00:32:51Who gives a shit?
00:32:54Oh shit.
00:32:55Look at this.
00:32:57I think that is poison ivy.
00:33:00This is totally the caves that they were talking about.
00:33:02Okay.
00:33:03What are you...
00:33:05Holy shit.
00:33:06What?
00:33:07Hello!
00:33:07What do you see?
00:33:11This is a cave.
00:33:12Are you gonna go in?
00:33:15I'm not.
00:33:16I'm not going in there.
00:33:17Probably I am.
00:33:18Yeah.
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:19Go for it.
00:33:20Bye.
00:33:20Good luck in there, buddy.
00:33:22I don't know if I can fit.
00:33:24Excuse me.
00:33:25Where'd you go?
00:33:26I can hear that.
00:33:28Yo, yeah.
00:33:28She's just from the Sticky Tongue gift shop down there.
00:33:31Sticky Tongue?
00:33:32Yeah.
00:33:32Just down the street on your left.
00:33:33That's great.
00:33:34Thanks, guys.
00:33:35Oh, Scotty.
00:33:37Look at this one.
00:33:38I wonder if they have it in extra small.
00:33:40Extra, extra small.
00:33:41Make it super toffee.
00:33:42This town's really out here making money off frogman shit.
00:33:46Hopefully they're KFC gummies.
00:33:48Oh, yes.
00:33:48Get high off this.
00:33:50Frogman Mookies.
00:33:51Looks more like lube to me.
00:33:53Oh, cute.
00:33:54Three little frogs.
00:33:55Like the three of us.
00:33:56One of them has a broken rims.
00:33:57Oh, God.
00:33:58Hey, I'm Woody.
00:34:00Frogman expert.
00:34:01What are you guys doing?
00:34:02Shooting a movie or something?
00:34:03You thirsty?
00:34:04Swamp water.
00:34:04Um, I'm good.
00:34:06Okay.
00:34:07Maybe a jacket.
00:34:08They keep you warm somewhat.
00:34:10They're kind of, well, stickers for your lovely lady.
00:34:14Oh.
00:34:15Well, no.
00:34:16How romantic.
00:34:17This right here is an authentic frogman flip deck.
00:34:21Huh.
00:34:22Casted it myself.
00:34:23Oh.
00:34:24Very cool.
00:34:25What's this?
00:34:26This is the frogman flute.
00:34:29This is what you can use to summon him.
00:34:31Blow it a couple times, he comes down.
00:34:33Wow.
00:34:35Wow.
00:34:35Don't waste your money down.
00:34:38Look.
00:34:40Where's that guy?
00:34:42Jesus.
00:34:42He's got to get him close.
00:34:44He's so small.
00:34:45Yeah, but just don't draw attention.
00:34:46He's...
00:34:47What's in his hand?
00:34:48What's in his hand?
00:34:49What's in his hand?
00:34:49That is a frog.
00:34:51He's got his hand up a frog's ass.
00:34:52With a tinfoil hat?
00:34:55Oh, no.
00:34:56Oh, shit.
00:34:58You're making me mine!
00:34:59All right.
00:35:00Okay.
00:35:00Keep walking.
00:35:01Go.
00:35:01Go.
00:35:02All right.
00:35:04Dallas, that's going to be you in five years.
00:35:06Yep.
00:35:06Good luck.
00:35:07Don't follow us.
00:35:08Thanks.
00:35:15What is this?
00:35:17Frog Lord.
00:35:20Frog?
00:35:22Yeah.
00:35:23This shit slaps.
00:35:31Do you?
00:35:31Do you actually like them?
00:35:33Yeah.
00:35:34You don't?
00:35:38Why are there so many shots?
00:35:42They're probably looking for you.
00:35:43Okay.
00:35:45Or they're looking for Frog Lord.
00:35:49No, really.
00:35:52I don't think that...
00:35:54Like the semen of a frog man and a female human.
00:36:03That's gross.
00:36:04That's gross.
00:36:05No.
00:36:05They can't even...
00:36:07Does that even work?
00:36:08Like frog to human?
00:36:09No.
00:36:10That's not a thing.
00:36:11That would be like...
00:36:13Maybe he's building an army.
00:36:14Oh, okay.
00:36:16Not really.
00:36:16He might be interdimensional.
00:36:19This might be some real life magic.
00:36:22So is he a wizard?
00:36:23I don't know.
00:36:23I mean, maybe.
00:36:29That's what we're going to find out.
00:36:36Um...
00:36:37It's me.
00:36:48Can't see frog man for free, apparently.
00:36:53Sorry.
00:36:56You...
00:36:56Guess I'm getting paid $995 for this shoot.
00:37:00Dallas.
00:37:01Thanks, buddy.
00:37:02You would have had the $5 if you didn't buy that sweatshirt.
00:37:05Let me see it.
00:37:06I had to get this.
00:37:07Check out that sweatshirt.
00:37:08Look at this.
00:37:08This is sick.
00:37:10Get you two cuties in frame.
00:37:11Ooh!
00:37:15How you doing?
00:37:16I am as full as a tick.
00:37:20So you can take on over.
00:37:23Let's go.
00:37:24It's too pretty to be behind me.
00:37:26Cool it with the Norma Jean stuff.
00:37:28You want me to what?
00:37:29Cool it with the Norma Jean stuff.
00:37:31We're not even filming.
00:37:32Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:37:33We're filming.
00:37:35Cool it with the Norma Jean stuff.
00:37:41One mile to go.
00:37:45Thanks, Norma.
00:37:46You're welcome.
00:37:47I mean, you're welcome.
00:37:52Dallas, do you think it's been a mile?
00:37:54I'm kind of starting to lose some light here.
00:38:05Just as I suspected, there goes our light.
00:38:09Hey, Dallas, I can't see shit out here.
00:38:13Turn on the night vision, bud.
00:38:15Who the fuck is the night vision button?
00:38:18All right, okay, that's working.
00:38:20There's also a light right there.
00:38:22Is this it?
00:38:23Yep, that's it.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Dallas!
00:38:26Are you here?
00:38:31Yeah.
00:38:33Yeah.
00:38:36Dallas, is that you?
00:38:37Dallas.
00:38:40What the fuck was that?
00:38:42Dallas?
00:38:43This is so typical.
00:38:45I knew he was going to pull this fucking bullshit on us.
00:38:48Oh, my God.
00:38:50I'm going to sign up for this.
00:38:54Dallas?
00:38:55Dallas, where are you?
00:38:57I don't...
00:38:58I don't...
00:39:00You guys!
00:39:01Fuck!
00:39:02Jesus!
00:39:03What the fuck was that?
00:39:04What the hell, Dallas?
00:39:14I'm finally here?
00:39:25Don't film me.
00:39:26Film the woods.
00:39:26All right.
00:39:27Film the woods.
00:39:30Look along the woods.
00:39:34You guys see anything?
00:39:35No.
00:39:37What's that?
00:39:39What?
00:39:42I don't know.
00:39:43I think I saw something move.
00:39:45There's nothing there, Amy.
00:39:51Tell me.
00:39:52Tell me the camera.
00:39:53Tell me the camera.
00:39:53Tell me the camera.
00:39:54Tell me the camera.
00:39:54Dallas, wait.
00:39:54Dallas, Dallas.
00:39:57There he goes.
00:39:58I got you now.
00:40:04I got you now.
00:40:05No one believed me.
00:40:07They're gonna believe me now.
00:40:10Fuck you, Jeremy J.
00:40:17I got you, son of a bitch.
00:40:22Don't hurt me, man!
00:40:24Come on!
00:40:24What the fuck is this?
00:40:26It's a mask!
00:40:28I know!
00:40:29Why are you wearing it?
00:40:30Because it's my job!
00:40:34Okay, what?
00:40:35You're a frog man?
00:40:36I knew you were no country singer!
00:40:37Oh, my God.
00:40:40Okay.
00:40:40Where's the real frog man?
00:40:41There is no frog man!
00:40:43Bullshit.
00:40:44I saw it when I was a kid before you were even born.
00:40:46Okay, Dallas, it's...
00:40:48He's lying.
00:40:49You do it to attract tourists.
00:40:50Then I get paid to run out here and scare people.
00:40:52You're the only one crazy enough to fucking catch me!
00:40:56Um, okay, uh, Dallas, let's just, uh, let's just go back to the B&B and we can regroup, okay?
00:41:03Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
00:41:06Can I have my mask back?
00:41:10Yeah, here.
00:41:11Hey, no!
00:41:12What the fuck?
00:41:13How am I gonna get that?
00:41:14It's in the fucking tree!
00:41:17Jump and get it, frog man!
00:41:22Dallas, don't do anything stupid.
00:41:24Stop.
00:41:28Evening!
00:41:29Did you folks make it out to Frogman Point?
00:41:31Yeah.
00:41:32We saw your little show.
00:41:35Show?
00:41:36Cut the shit, lady.
00:41:37I saw frog man as a kid and what I saw wasn't some guy in a cheap suit.
00:41:42I saw the real thing.
00:41:45Turn that thing off.
00:41:48It's off.
00:41:49No, it's not!
00:41:52Okay.
00:41:53It's not recording.
00:41:55I think it's time for you folks to head on home.
00:41:57I think it's time you start telling the truth, because I'm not leaving until I have proof that Frogman exists.
00:42:03Let me put it another way.
00:42:05Leave town while you still can.
00:42:08Yeah, I know.
00:42:09All right.
00:42:09It's not worth it.
00:42:10Let's go.
00:42:10Let's get the fuck out.
00:42:11No, I'm not leaving.
00:42:11I'm not going anywhere until I fucking find Frog-
00:42:15What the hell?
00:42:18Where are we going?
00:42:20See George Hill.
00:42:21Wait.
00:42:22What?
00:42:22Dallas!
00:42:23No!
00:42:25Fuck.
00:42:27Were you speeding?
00:42:29No.
00:42:32Dallas.
00:42:33Are you sure you weren't speeding?
00:42:34Dallas.
00:42:35Pull a fucking car over, Dallas.
00:42:36Okay.
00:42:36Why?
00:42:37Why is he pulling us over?
00:42:46Evening officer.
00:42:49License and registration.
00:43:03Well, you're a long way from home, aren't you Mr. Kyle?
00:43:08Can you not shine that light in my face?
00:43:13I hear your kids have been causing some trouble in town.
00:43:16Uh, yes.
00:43:17We're, we're sorry, Sheriff.
00:43:19Well, where are you headed now?
00:43:22We're just looking for Frogman.
00:43:24You found Frogman.
00:43:26And you assaulted him.
00:43:27Assaulted?
00:43:28And you threatened Gretel.
00:43:30You're lucky I don't arrest all three of you right now.
00:43:33Uh, she threatened us.
00:43:35Okay, Dallas.
00:43:35Dallas, stop arguing with him.
00:43:38Listen to your girlfriend, Mr. Kyle.
00:43:40She's smart.
00:43:41Now I'm gonna make this very short and clear so you understand.
00:43:45Go back to the bullfrog.
00:43:47Gather your stuff.
00:43:48And go home.
00:43:49Now.
00:43:50Leave town.
00:43:51Do I make myself clear?
00:43:52Yes, yes.
00:43:53We'll go straight home.
00:43:56I'd like to hear it from him.
00:44:00We're leaving.
00:44:02Excellent choice.
00:44:05You kids have a safe trip now.
00:44:14Asshole.
00:44:22All right.
00:44:23So this is clearly gone far enough.
00:44:25Yeah.
00:44:26Not until we talk to George Hale.
00:44:29I'm sorry.
00:44:30Were you not just in here?
00:44:31He said he'd arrest us.
00:44:33Dallas, I know this is really important to you.
00:44:35I really do.
00:44:37But I'm begging you, can we please just go home?
00:44:45Yes.
00:44:46Thank God.
00:44:48After we talk to George Hale.
00:44:51Dallas!
00:44:55Oh my God.
00:44:57Where are we going?
00:44:59To jail, probably.
00:45:01This is a bad idea.
00:45:03Yeah, no shit.
00:45:05Jesus.
00:45:10Wait here.
00:45:12No, Dallas, no!
00:45:15Oh my God.
00:45:19George!
00:45:22Do not open that door.
00:45:28Oh my God.
00:45:31No!
00:45:34Hello?
00:45:35What the?
00:45:38Is there any light in there?
00:45:40Hello?
00:45:42Jesus Christ.
00:45:44Ooh.
00:45:56Guys, come on.
00:45:58Is he out of his fucking mind?
00:46:02No.
00:46:10No.
00:46:10Yeah, I'll put it right in here.
00:46:12This will work great.
00:46:18Oh, who's this?
00:46:20My granddaughter.
00:46:22She's really pretty.
00:46:23Don't touch anything.
00:46:25Uh, George, if I could...
00:46:29Sit right here.
00:46:31Scotty, how is this?
00:46:32Is it looking all right?
00:46:34Yeah, it's fine.
00:46:40Scotty, how's the lighting?
00:46:42One, two, or three.
00:46:45Your hand is blocking the light.
00:46:47How long is this going to take?
00:46:49We're almost ready.
00:46:52Just...
00:46:53Stop touching it.
00:46:55All right.
00:46:58Your photo got a lot of attention, didn't it?
00:47:01Yeah, I guess it did.
00:47:04Me and everybody were hunting mushrooms over the other side of the river.
00:47:09We ended up getting out a little farther than we planned.
00:47:14It just got dark.
00:47:17Something didn't just...
00:47:18It just didn't feel right out there in the woods.
00:47:21We both sensed it.
00:47:23It was like...
00:47:25We were being watched.
00:47:28So we got the hell out of there.
00:47:31Found our way back to our trucks, finally, and...
00:47:34I turned on my headlights.
00:47:37And there he was.
00:47:40That green bastard scaring right there.
00:47:42May I?
00:47:43Yeah.
00:47:46A lot of people appreciate all the tourism that it brought in.
00:47:50Others, not so much.
00:47:52Why not?
00:47:55They had their reasons.
00:47:59Does it have anything to do with...
00:48:03People worshipping Frogman?
00:48:06Who told you that?
00:48:07Is it true?
00:48:13I think I've said too much.
00:48:15Get out, George!
00:48:16You got your interview now, let's go.
00:48:17Yeah, let's get the fuck out.
00:48:19I need to find Frogman.
00:48:21I know why you've kept this picture.
00:48:27What the hell?
00:48:29After tonight, not if it'll matter anyway.
00:48:34Wait here.
00:48:38What does...
00:48:39What does...
00:48:40What does that mean?
00:48:44This will lead you to it.
00:48:47Now get out of my fucking house.
00:48:49Come on.
00:48:51This isn't a conversation anymore.
00:48:53We needed George to find Frogman.
00:48:55That's the goal.
00:48:56He gave us a map.
00:48:58Yeah, I saw it.
00:49:00If we follow this map...
00:49:04And it leads to nothing, then that's it.
00:49:07I don't know what else to do.
00:49:08But I have to at least look into this.
00:49:12Last thing.
00:49:14Last thing.
00:49:15Last thing.
00:49:18Promise me it's the last thing.
00:49:21I promise you.
00:49:23Both of you.
00:49:27Okay, then.
00:49:28Let's go.
00:49:33Wait.
00:49:34Dallas, what the fuck?
00:49:35Are we actually...
00:49:35Are we actually staying out here?
00:49:38Be on alert, guys.
00:49:39Amy, we should get as much footage as we can with our phones.
00:49:42Scotty, don't stop shooting no matter what.
00:49:45Even if Frogman tries to eat you?
00:49:48Especially if Frogman tries to eat you.
00:50:41Where do you think he's taking us?
00:50:43Frogman's lair?
00:50:46Hey.
00:50:47Hey.
00:50:48What's up?
00:50:50Nothing.
00:50:50I'm just junky.
00:50:53I thought you didn't even believe in Frogman.
00:50:55I don't.
00:50:57Amy.
00:50:58That's me.
00:51:00What's up?
00:51:02I don't know.
00:51:03That George guy just gave me the creeps.
00:51:04I mean, did you see me?
00:51:05Over here! Quick!
00:51:08Hurry up!
00:51:10Come.
00:51:10Let's take this out.
00:51:12What?
00:51:14Look at that?
00:51:17Um...
00:51:17Look at that ooze.
00:51:19It's ooze?
00:51:20It's sap.
00:51:21Yeah, sap doesn't smell like that.
00:51:24Look at the green, too.
00:51:26I mean...
00:51:27Dallas, we're outside.
00:51:28There's a lot of green things.
00:51:31Yeah, he's right.
00:51:33Dangerously close.
00:51:36Okay, he's losing.
00:51:37Yeah, no shit.
00:51:40Are you good?
00:51:41Yeah.
00:51:42I just...
00:51:43touched whatever that is.
00:51:49Let's set up camp here.
00:51:54I have a good feeling about this.
00:52:03You plan on, uh, giving us a hand?
00:52:06Sorry, guys.
00:52:07My hands are tied.
00:52:08The director told me that I'd always be filming, so...
00:52:12The director.
00:52:14I'm glad you're listening to the director, finally.
00:52:16Ooh.
00:52:17Okay.
00:52:19I remember my first campfire.
00:52:21Goddamn it.
00:52:23Ow.
00:52:31Shit.
00:52:32Okay, I think I got something.
00:52:34I got it.
00:52:35I got it.
00:52:38I got it.
00:52:42I think the wood is too wet.
00:52:50I'll get some that's dry, then.
00:52:55Don't wander off too far.
00:53:01Is she mad at me?
00:53:03You're just realizing this now.
00:53:09I wish I could talk to her.
00:53:11Wait, wait, wait.
00:53:12No.
00:53:13Now is probably not a good time.
00:53:15Huh.
00:53:17I didn't tell you what she said to me during the drive last night.
00:53:21What?
00:53:22That your night together was a big mistake?
00:53:24That your night together was a big mistake?
00:53:26How do you know that?
00:53:28Because I see and hear everything.
00:53:32Pretty sneaky, Scotty.
00:53:34You need to tell her how you really feel before it's too late.
00:53:38You know?
00:53:40Okay, so just so we're on the same page,
00:53:43she's saying it was not a mistake?
00:53:47Is that what you're saying?
00:53:48Alright, I need to take a catnap.
00:53:52Why don't you wake me when frogman shows?
00:53:56Okay.
00:53:58Are you encouraging this?
00:54:03I mean...
00:54:24I think we're gonna try this thing out.
00:54:40Alright, we're gonna try this thing out.
00:54:47Let's go.
00:54:48Hey, what?
00:54:52No.
00:54:53No, no.
00:54:53Wake up, Scotty.
00:54:54What?
00:54:56Come on.
00:54:57I found something.
00:54:57Let's go.
00:55:00Where's Amy?
00:55:02Are you recording?
00:55:04Yeah, man, of course.
00:55:08Check this out.
00:55:12Whoa.
00:55:14Holy shit.
00:55:15How's the shot look?
00:55:16It looks good.
00:55:19Are you getting all this?
00:55:21Yeah, I'm getting...
00:55:22You know what?
00:55:24This is why I don't want to shoot for you anymore.
00:55:27Fucking asshole.
00:55:33Scotty, wait, hold up.
00:55:34Will you talk to me?
00:55:35Nope.
00:55:36I'm fucking done.
00:55:37It's this attitude.
00:55:39This is why you never get hired.
00:55:41This is why you're going to be shooting weddings
00:55:44and working at a coffee shop the rest of your life.
00:55:46At least I have a job.
00:55:47I'm not preloading off my fucking sister.
00:55:50I should have never contacted you.
00:55:57What is this?
00:55:58Holy shit.
00:55:59That's the slime from the tree.
00:56:01Amy?
00:56:02He was here.
00:56:03He was fucking here.
00:56:05Holy shit.
00:56:06Amy.
00:56:07Is she in there?
00:56:08Amy.
00:56:10Fuck.
00:56:11Amy.
00:56:12Amy!
00:56:15Amy!
00:56:19Amy!
00:56:22Amy!
00:56:24Scotty, I found her!
00:56:26Amy.
00:56:32Amy!
00:56:35Amy!
00:56:37Amy!
00:56:38Amy!
00:56:39Amy!
00:56:40Amy!
00:56:41Amy!
00:56:43Amy!
00:56:43Amy!
00:56:43Amy!
00:56:43Are you OK?
00:56:46Where am I?
00:56:47You're in the woods.
00:56:48What the hell happened?
00:56:51I was getting firewood and then I heard someone calling my name.
00:56:57I heard it in my head.
00:56:59Holy shit.
00:57:03Amy, you went looking for wood over an hour ago.
00:57:06No.
00:57:07No, I didn't.
00:57:08No, I didn't.
00:57:09It was like a minute ago.
00:57:11There you are.
00:57:11Are you fucking with me?
00:57:13What?
00:57:13Scotty, how long have I been gone?
00:57:16Uh, maybe an hour.
00:57:19Do you hear that?
00:57:21It's him.
00:57:23It's him.
00:57:24It's him.
00:57:24It's him.
00:57:25Give me the camera.
00:57:26Give me the camera.
00:57:28Give me the camera.
00:57:28Let me get your phone now.
00:57:29Start shooting.
00:57:35See anything?
00:57:36No.
00:57:37No.
00:57:39This way.
00:57:40Dallas.
00:57:40Hey, no!
00:57:44I'm running on the road here.
00:57:47Oh, shit.
00:57:50Hold.
00:57:54Dallas!
00:57:55Dallas, where are you?
00:57:59Dallas, where'd you go?
00:58:01Dallas!
00:58:02Over here.
00:58:04Dallas, his hammer is fucked.
00:58:15He's freaking out.
00:58:17His powers are probably causing
00:58:19telekinetic interference.
00:58:22What?
00:58:22He's trying to get in our heads.
00:58:25I can't let him get away.
00:58:30What the fuck is that smell?
00:58:31Dallas.
00:58:33Oh, you're okay?
00:58:35No.
00:58:36What?
00:58:40Over there.
00:58:41Over there.
00:58:42Over there.
00:58:43Over there.
00:58:44Oh, my God.
00:58:45Oh, my God.
00:58:46Oh, my God.
00:58:46Oh, my God.
00:58:47Oh, my God.
00:58:48Oh, my God.
00:58:49What?
00:58:49Stop!
00:58:50Dallas!
00:58:52Dallas!
00:58:52Oh, my God.
00:58:53Are you okay?
00:58:55Oh, fine.
00:58:56This tape's almost full, man.
00:58:58Change the tapes.
00:58:59Quick.
00:59:00All right.
00:59:00OK.
00:59:01I'm recording, guys.
00:59:02Shit.
00:59:03I only have 1% left.
00:59:04Scotty, turn the light on.
00:59:05OK.
00:59:06What the fuck is your plan, Dallas?
00:59:09I don't think he has one.
00:59:13We're going to catch him.
00:59:14How?
00:59:15How are we going to fucking catch him?
00:59:16How are we going to catch him?
00:59:19Shit.
00:59:19It died.
00:59:20Scotty, turn on the light.
00:59:22Yeah, I'm trying.
00:59:23This thing's fucking antique.
00:59:48It's a fucking thing.
00:59:51Fucking thing.
01:00:25No!
01:00:27No!
01:00:29No!
01:00:31No!
01:00:32No!
01:00:33No!
01:00:35No!
01:00:43No!
01:00:43Scotty!
01:00:43Scotty, are you okay?
01:00:44We're just gonna...
01:00:45I'm not...
01:00:46I'll get you later.
01:01:00Scotty, I need to see that footage.
01:01:10I'd like to see the fucking asshole say this as a hoax.
01:01:16Scotty, I love you.
01:01:20I'm so sorry about what I said.
01:01:22I didn't mean a word.
01:01:23You forgive me?
01:01:25Sure, yeah, yeah.
01:01:28I'm sorry to you.
01:01:31I think you'd be fucking right.
01:01:37I don't fucking way.
01:01:41Oh, fuck.
01:02:01You fucking did it.
01:02:08I found the frog, man.
01:02:14Where is she?
01:02:16Dennis, come on, just stop.
01:02:17Convenient.
01:02:18Oh, good.
01:02:19Are you okay?
01:02:21Yeah, I'm fine.
01:02:22Just give me a minute, please.
01:02:30Oh, fuck.
01:02:34Fuck.
01:02:37Fuck.
01:02:46Oh, my God.
01:02:48Oh, my God.
01:03:00You okay?
01:03:01You okay?
01:03:02Okay, let's just...
01:03:03You guys hear that?
01:03:05Dallas, I'm done with this.
01:03:06Let's just go get our shit and leave.
01:03:07What's that noise?
01:03:08What's that sound?
01:03:09Dallas.
01:03:13What are you talking about?
01:03:14You don't hear it?
01:03:15Hear what?
01:03:18What the hell?
01:03:19What are you...
01:03:20What are you...
01:03:21This sounds like chanting.
01:03:23Chanting?
01:03:24Dallas, I'm...
01:03:25I'm...
01:03:25I'm done looking.
01:03:34What's going through the caves?
01:03:36I'm not.
01:03:37I'm not.
01:03:38Come on.
01:03:39No, Dallas, I said I'm done.
01:03:40I'm not.
01:03:41You're not going.
01:03:43Shh.
01:03:43No.
01:03:44No.
01:03:47It's getting louder.
01:03:48I don't like it.
01:03:48Stop.
01:03:49Just...
01:03:49Just don't...
01:03:56Dallas.
01:03:57Stop.
01:04:00Fuck.
01:04:01I'm not going.
01:04:02I just can't, but...
01:04:07Jesus.
01:04:08Jesus.
01:04:09Scotty.
01:04:10Look, if you don't want to go...
01:04:11I'm not going.
01:04:12You're not going.
01:04:15Dallas.
01:04:15We're just gonna look, okay?
01:04:17You can't leave me here.
01:04:18You can't.
01:04:39What language is that?
01:04:46Oh, pyro.
01:05:05Uh...
01:05:09Holy shit.
01:05:11Is it good?
01:05:12Yeah, it's good.
01:05:19I feel like it's coming from there.
01:05:25Hold me up.
01:05:43This guy has switched to night vision.
01:06:15He's working.
01:06:16Drunk, thrunk.
01:06:18Khomo Fudaken Ayahe, on her fat shit home.
01:06:28Somebody, please!
01:06:31Let me please!
01:06:33Never! Never!
01:06:34Khomo Fudaken Ayahe, on her fat shit home.
01:06:40May I have traveled to you tonight, children of Father?
01:06:45Honored am I to unite with my father,
01:06:48with the beautiful bride that he has chosen,
01:06:51and all the matrimony.
01:06:54May your union be blessed with healthy Follywilds.
01:06:58What?
01:07:02Come off, we don't care.
01:07:05We're not going to fight you again.
01:07:10River, river.
01:07:18River, river.
01:07:25It's George.
01:07:27I'll blow your fucking head off.
01:07:29You trash!
01:07:33Get him!
01:07:36Run!
01:07:41Scotty.
01:07:43Come on.
01:07:44Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
01:07:53What are you doing down here?
01:07:55I heard screaming, are you okay?
01:07:56We gotta get out of here.
01:07:57What happened?
01:07:59You wouldn't believe me.
01:08:00Come on.
01:08:01Let's hide in here.
01:08:02Scotty, shut the light off.
01:08:04I think they passed us.
01:08:08Scotty, light.
01:08:10What the hell is that?
01:08:12Amy, behind you.
01:08:13Holy fuck.
01:08:14What is this?
01:08:15What the hell are these?
01:08:16Oh my god.
01:08:17One of you guys, tell me what is going on.
01:08:23You guys, over here.
01:08:26Something's in this one.
01:08:27Oh god.
01:08:29Talos, don't touch it.
01:08:31Oh my god.
01:08:32It leaks.
01:08:34Holy shit.
01:08:37We gotta get them out of here.
01:08:39Come on.
01:08:40Help me pull them out.
01:08:42Oh my god.
01:08:43Oh my god.
01:08:45Oh my god.
01:08:46Oh shit.
01:08:50Oh my god.
01:08:53Oh my god.
01:08:54Oh shit.
01:08:55Oh my god.
01:08:55Is that Jordan's granddaughter?
01:09:03You alright?
01:09:20Oh shit.
01:09:25What is that, Dave?
01:09:26What the?
01:09:27What is that thing?
01:09:28What is that thing?
01:09:29Scotty?
01:09:29Where's the camera?
01:09:30Hey, over here.
01:09:32Are you okay?
01:09:33Scotty?
01:09:34Della, what happened here?
01:09:36What happened here?
01:09:36What happened here?
01:09:38Oh my god.
01:09:42Oh my god.
01:09:42Oh my god.
01:09:43Oh my god.
01:09:43Scotty?
01:09:44What happened here?
01:09:47Scotty?
01:09:50Amy, we gotta go.
01:09:53Amy, we gotta go.
01:09:54Let's go.
01:09:57Let's go.
01:09:58Let's go.
01:09:58Hurry up.
01:10:01Hurry up.
01:10:04Where are we going?
01:10:05Where do we go?
01:10:06This way?
01:10:07I don't know.
01:10:11Did you see his face?
01:10:15Yes, I did.
01:10:16It's awful.
01:10:17But if we don't get out of here,
01:10:18that shit's gonna happen to us.
01:10:20Amy has to tell you something.
01:10:23I lied to you.
01:10:27Our night together...
01:10:28What?
01:10:29...meant the world to me.
01:10:34Why are you telling me this?
01:10:35If I don't tell you now,
01:10:37I may never get the chance to tell you.
01:10:42I love you.
01:10:46I've always loved you.
01:10:49Talas.
01:10:52What's up?
01:10:53What is it?
01:10:55The voice from the woods, I hear it.
01:10:57I hear it.
01:10:58I hear it.
01:10:59I hear it.
01:11:12What is it?
01:11:13What's going on here?
01:11:43Alice.
01:11:48Alice.
01:11:54Alice.
01:12:27Amy!
01:12:31Holy shit.
01:12:33Hey, you fucking asshole!
01:12:36Amy.
01:12:37Shit.
01:12:38Amy, you okay?
01:12:40Oh my god.
01:12:41What happened?
01:12:41I'll show you later.
01:12:42Come on.
01:12:43Hey, you fucking asshole!
01:12:56Fuck.
01:12:59Fuck.
01:12:59George!
01:13:00Follow me!
01:13:02Oh my god.
01:13:07George.
01:13:09Turn that light back on now.
01:13:13George, what the fuck was that?
01:13:18Careful, it's a little deep.
01:13:20All those people back there.
01:13:22What did we just see?
01:13:23The less you know, the better.
01:13:26Keep it that way.
01:13:34Almost there.
01:13:36Can't stop now.
01:13:37Amy, we have to keep moving.
01:13:40Come on.
01:13:44So just follow the water to the bridge.
01:13:46You can get to town from there.
01:13:50Wait, George, you're not going back in there.
01:13:53If there's any chance my granddaughter is still alive, I have to go back.
01:14:22There's a town.
01:14:25Amy.
01:14:28Amy.
01:14:32Amy.
01:14:33Amy.
01:14:33Amy.
01:14:33It's gonna be okay.
01:14:40We have the proof.
01:14:44Amy.
01:14:46The whole world
01:14:49is gonna believe us.
01:14:52Stop it.
01:14:54Stop it.
01:14:56Stop it.
01:14:57Stop it.
01:14:58Stop it.
01:15:00Just stop it.
01:15:02Okay.
01:15:06Hi, man.
01:15:06Stop it.
01:15:10Put it in there.
01:15:12I'm not going to live here.
01:15:16I'm not going to live here.
01:15:18I'm not going to live here.
01:15:28I'm not going to live here.
01:16:29All right, thanks everyone for coming out.
01:16:31Let's give another round of applause for Frogman.
01:16:38Let's welcome to the stage the director of the film, Dallas Kyle.
01:16:48Dallas Kyle, welcome to the stage.
01:16:54Yes?
01:16:55Dallas Kyle, the record of the film.
01:16:57Welcome to the stage.
01:17:11Long game, creator of Noctis.
01:17:15Long game, creator of Noctis.
01:17:28I don't know.
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