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00:00:04Oh my god, Henley.
00:00:08Oh my god.
00:00:12You're covered in coffee.
00:00:13Yeah, of course.
00:00:14I came as soon as I got mom's message.
00:00:16What happened?
00:00:17I skipped breakfast and fainted on the track.
00:00:20It's no big deal.
00:00:22You had me so worried.
00:00:23It'd take more than an empty stomach to kill me off.
00:00:26You're right.
00:00:28You know what?
00:00:28Let me go grab you some food.
00:00:30Okay?
00:00:32What can't be happening?
00:00:34I'm afraid it's the situation.
00:00:36Mom?
00:00:37I'm sorry.
00:00:38The doctor has some bad news.
00:00:40Why?
00:00:41I'm sorry.
00:00:42Your sister has leukemia.
00:00:45Our insurance is expired.
00:00:47There's no way we can pay for her treatment.
00:00:49Don't worry.
00:00:50I'll figure something out.
00:00:51You just go and look after Henley for a moment, okay?
00:00:54Okay.
00:00:55Okay?
00:01:00Oh my god.
00:01:02What am I going to do?
00:01:04I'm only on minimum wage.
00:01:07There are other ways to pay.
00:01:10Tell me.
00:01:10Are you single?
00:01:11What?
00:01:12What's that got to do with anything?
00:01:14It might just save your sister's life.
00:01:18A deluxe mail order ride service?
00:01:39Hello?
00:01:41You got your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:43We found you a bidder.
00:02:22Your Royal Highness, Princess Dima has arrived.
00:02:25Excellent. We can finally confirm our engagement.
00:02:28The thing is, we're not exactly sure where in the castle she is.
00:02:31She was last seen speaking to your cousin.
00:02:34Marcus is here.
00:02:35We'll find him before he starts any trouble.
00:02:37No need.
00:02:38I know exactly where he'll be.
00:02:50Dima!
00:02:51Edward!
00:02:54I'm sorry, my love. I don't know what came over me.
00:02:57I do.
00:02:58She wanted a taste of the true heir to the throne.
00:03:03Your Majesty, please.
00:03:06No.
00:03:15If either of you step foot in this palace again, I will have you both executed for treason.
00:03:25Now get out.
00:03:29I guess there won't be a royal wedding after all.
00:03:42It took years to arrange your marriage to Princess Dima.
00:03:46And now you're throwing our new alliance with Lathina away?
00:03:50I wasn't the one fucking someone else on the throne.
00:03:52You watch your language, boy.
00:03:54She was having sex with cousin Marcus on our seat of power.
00:03:58The one he craves for himself.
00:04:01Surely you can't expect me to still marry her.
00:04:04I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your mess.
00:04:08But there will be a royal wedding.
00:04:11You are to find a new bride worthy of this crown.
00:04:15I'm sorry.
00:04:47Harry Douglas, spread your arms, please.
00:04:51Um, we agreed that our first date wouldn't be physical, but...
00:04:57Is that really necessary?
00:05:00Your bag, please.
00:05:01You're not my date, are you?
00:05:05I shouldn't have signed up for this.
00:05:06No, I'm sorry.
00:05:07I think I'm just going to go.
00:05:09Mom?
00:05:09Your Highness.
00:05:16Prince Edward.
00:05:25His Royal Highness Prince Edward Piersman of Australia, that's your service.
00:05:30Harry Douglas of Queens.
00:05:33Not a bad start.
00:05:35This is a joke, right?
00:05:36I mean, why would a prince need a mail order bride?
00:05:40Have I read your profile?
00:05:41You're smart, beautiful, talented.
00:05:46But you're hiding something.
00:05:48You don't want money, you need it.
00:05:50You don't know anything about me.
00:05:52Precisely.
00:05:54So you're going to change that, or should I just assume that you are a gold digger like
00:05:58all the rest?
00:06:02You have a great day, Your Highness.
00:06:12Back to the airport, sir?
00:06:15No.
00:06:18Follow her.
00:06:25How are you feeling today?
00:06:27Why do people keep treating me like I'm dying?
00:06:30We were just worried about you.
00:06:35What's wrong?
00:06:36I think I'm hallucinating.
00:06:38What?
00:06:39Isn't that Prince Edward?
00:06:42What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:44Harry, you're speaking to literal royalty.
00:06:47It's all right.
00:06:48We bumped into each other as I toured the hospital, and I was a little rude.
00:06:52I apologize, Miss Douglas.
00:06:57Could I have a word outside?
00:07:06You're doing this for your sister.
00:07:08Well done.
00:07:09Hmm.
00:07:09Gold star for the Prince.
00:07:11If you marry me, I will pay for her whole treatment.
00:07:16Anything she needs.
00:07:18Wait.
00:07:19You're serious?
00:07:20Yes.
00:07:23But, if you'll permit me, there is one last thing I must test.
00:07:44What now?
00:07:47What now?
00:07:57I love you, sis.
00:08:08I love you, sis.
00:08:11I love you, sis.
00:08:16You need to keep the engagement a secret.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:18Every move a royal mechs is in the spotlight.
00:08:21It's just one of the many things you're going to have to get used to.
00:08:23And fast.
00:08:26Your new life starts now.
00:08:40Ma'am?
00:08:41This is Prince Edward's younger brother, Prince Xavier.
00:08:44Oh, hi.
00:08:45Hi.
00:08:45Um.
00:08:47Greetings, your royal highness.
00:09:05My god.
00:09:06She didn't even teach you how to curtsy.
00:09:16I'm sorry.
00:09:18Although, that really was the worst curtsy I think I've ever seen.
00:09:24So, you're the famous Harry Douglas I've heard so much about.
00:09:28I'm Edward's younger, funnier, more handsome, more charismatic little brother.
00:09:34Sorry you ended up with a dad, but, um, we still have time to fall in love.
00:09:40Run away before the wedding.
00:09:43Come with me.
00:09:48Uh, this is our little fixer-upper.
00:09:52Your room's round about the 312th on the left.
00:09:56I imagine you want to settle in and rest, but...
00:10:04I'm already late for our first appointment.
00:10:08whistle.
00:10:44From rags to riches, let's make you a princess.
00:11:04Yes, queen.
00:11:06Or should I say, yes, future queen.
00:11:09I've never seen myself like this.
00:11:12I'll stop those heels.
00:11:22Where did Edward find a savage?
00:11:26Isn't it obvious?
00:11:27She's a whore.
00:11:29He must have fallen in love with her almost between her legs.
00:11:34She'll be gone as soon as he gets bored of fucking a present.
00:11:44Go away.
00:11:53So this is true.
00:11:56Who are you?
00:11:58Your predecessor.
00:12:05You have a very pretty face.
00:12:08If you want to keep it that way, leave while you still can.
00:12:12Is that a threat?
00:12:14No.
00:12:14No, it's a warning.
00:12:16Edward is not the man he makes out to be.
00:12:28And trust me, my darling, you weren't the first one to fall for his trap.
00:12:34Harry?
00:12:35Harry?
00:12:40Harry, you're not leaving, are you?
00:12:44Harry?
00:12:48Harry?
00:13:06I've been transferred to the best cancer hospital in Manhattan.
00:13:09Harry?
00:13:10My treatment's been paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:13:12That's great, hen.
00:13:14I feel like I can finally breathe again.
00:13:17Oh, gotta go.
00:13:18Dog's here.
00:13:19Love you.
00:13:20Love you.
00:13:25Harry?
00:13:26Harry?
00:13:28It's a big day.
00:13:32Okay.
00:13:34Harry?
00:13:38Harry?
00:13:39Let's get this over with.
00:14:01You look radiant.
00:14:05I'm sorry.
00:14:06It's not the royal wedding you might have expected.
00:14:09My father's-
00:14:10I'm just doing this for Annie.
00:14:12Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
00:14:19Prince Edward, you're about.
00:14:21Harry, though it was circumstance that brought us together, it is love that will bind us.
00:14:30With this ring, I commit to you my heart, my spirit, and my soul.
00:14:38Let us share our lives until they are well spent and spend them well together.
00:14:46Do you, Edward, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:14:50I do.
00:14:52And do you, Ariana, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:15:01I do.
00:15:03And I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:15:07You may kiss the bride.
00:15:11Arrest that man!
00:15:15Arrest that man!
00:15:20What's the meaning of this?
00:15:22You know exactly what you did, you bastard.
00:15:25Explain yourself.
00:15:27Last night, Prince Edward here decided to pay a little visit to my beloved fiancé.
00:15:34What fiancé?
00:15:36Princess Dima.
00:15:44I only went there to achieve the royal wedding.
00:15:46And this is what he did to me when I refused to give it to him.
00:15:49That is a lie!
00:15:50Take him away!
00:15:52You don't believe him, do you, Ari?
00:15:57Ari?
00:15:57Ari?
00:16:00Ari!
00:16:02Ari!
00:16:10Comfortable, cousin?
00:16:13You scoundrel!
00:16:15It was you that put those brutus on Dima.
00:16:19What do you care?
00:16:21Besides, you've got your American Barbie princess now anyway.
00:16:25What happened to you?
00:16:26We used to be like brothers.
00:16:28If we were brothers, then there wouldn't be a problem.
00:16:31I'd already have the crown.
00:16:33That's what this is about.
00:16:36You scredited me in order to steal my birthright.
00:16:38It's just as much my birthright as it is yours.
00:16:41My father should have fought for what he's rightfully his.
00:16:44He was the younger twin!
00:16:45By what? 12 minutes, was it?
00:16:47Your father was only given the airship because he was the favorite son.
00:16:51And you are willing to destroy our family over such nonsense?
00:16:58I am.
00:17:00But it doesn't have to go that way, cousin.
00:17:03Simply relinquish your claim to the throne to me and I'll drop the charges.
00:17:08They won't stand anyway.
00:17:09Oh, they will.
00:17:11Now, I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:15If you even try and take this to trial, I will ruin you.
00:17:34I will do it.
00:17:37Yes.
00:17:40In the first half of the day, I have to die to try and encourage you to see him.
00:17:43Yes, sir.
00:17:43I am.
00:17:47Oh, yes, sir.
00:17:49Yes, sir.
00:17:52You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out ahead.
00:17:55Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:18:42That's gonna take some getting used to.
00:19:03It's an honour to finally meet you, Your Majesty.
00:19:07I wish I could say the same.
00:19:10It's good that you're here, though. Sign this.
00:19:15An annulment agreement?
00:19:17Well, I presume your ridiculous marriage has not been consummated yet due to my son's situation.
00:19:24Sign the contract and let's end this foolishness.
00:19:27I can't.
00:19:29You can, and you will.
00:19:32No. Edward promised me that he'd pay for my sister's cancelled tuition and I can't let her down.
00:19:38Well, if it's just the money you're here for, have it.
00:19:48This feels wrong.
00:19:50Either you sign or we force you to.
00:19:54Trust me, we still keep some nasty traditions in this palace.
00:20:17You asked me to find a bride worthy of the crown. So I did.
00:20:21The girls are commoner.
00:20:24No, father. She is my wife.
00:20:28I will not let you change that.
00:20:40I'm so sorry for today.
00:20:42I don't want your apologies.
00:20:45I want the truth.
00:20:48Did you hurt Princess Dima?
00:20:51No.
00:20:54My cousin Marcus is trying to smear my reputation.
00:20:57Why should I believe you?
00:21:00Why do you think you're here, Ari?
00:21:03I don't know.
00:21:04I was supposed to marry Princess Dima for political reasons.
00:21:10When she cheated on me, I made a vow to only marry the person that I wanted.
00:21:15And then I found you.
00:21:17We apparently know each other.
00:21:19Then give me a chance.
00:21:22I saw her you would go to any length to save your sister.
00:21:25And it resonated with me because I lost my mother to cancer.
00:21:34Oh, Edward.
00:21:36Ari, I fell in love with your humanity.
00:21:41And now I'm asking that you trust in mine.
00:21:44I'm innocent.
00:21:47Edward, you're shaking.
00:22:06I never kissed the bride.
00:22:10It's still our wedding day for another five minutes.
00:22:32Wow.
00:22:34This hospital is amazing.
00:22:36I can't believe you did all of this for me and my family, Edward.
00:22:39I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:47Mom?
00:22:49Mom?
00:22:51What's wrong?
00:22:57I'm in this in a coma.
00:22:59Mom?
00:23:11So you ran off to get hitched while your sister fights for her life?
00:23:15It wasn't like that.
00:23:17What big shiny rings suggest otherwise?
00:23:21Edward is paying for him these treatments.
00:23:24He's the reason that she's in this hospital.
00:23:26Why?
00:23:27What does he get out of it?
00:23:29Me?
00:23:32You sold yourself to him?
00:23:34Is that what you're telling me?
00:23:36Friendly, Mom.
00:23:39Friendly.
00:23:45This is Dr. Mortimer, my private physician.
00:23:49I recommend we perform a stem cell transplant right away.
00:23:53It's risky, but it could save Henley's life.
00:23:57Ari, your medical record shows you could be an ideal donor.
00:24:01Just show me where to sign, Doc.
00:24:03I don't even know this person.
00:24:04She could be a quack.
00:24:06If Edward chose Simmons, who do I?
00:24:09We will get both of you prepped for surgery immediately.
00:24:27Mom?
00:24:28Mom.
00:24:28Sweetheart in here.
00:24:29Have some water.
00:24:33He hasn't left your side.
00:24:36I'm so sorry about before.
00:24:39I was just struggling so much without you here.
00:24:43Henley.
00:24:44She's still sleeping.
00:24:46But the surgery was a success.
00:24:50I can't believe what you did for your sister.
00:24:53Selling yourself to this man.
00:24:56What they're saying about him in the papers.
00:25:00It's all lies, Mom.
00:25:02Mom.
00:25:02Someone's trying to get him.
00:25:05Doctor.
00:25:07Ari's awake.
00:25:12Emma!
00:25:18Emma!
00:25:22Emma!
00:25:23Emma!
00:25:24Emma!
00:25:25Oh, my problem!
00:25:29Emma!
00:25:30Emma!
00:25:31Oh, I've just been killed.
00:25:32Emma!
00:25:32I've just done it a follow-up to you,iot
00:25:34Prinze! Emma!
00:25:37The crocodile,
00:25:38Look at him!
00:25:43Ellen!
00:25:52Fucking drop him, Bob!
00:26:03I'm not you, Pam.
00:26:07That wasn't very nice.
00:26:09Field trip's over.
00:26:11We need to get you and the princess to a safe house.
00:26:13Now.
00:26:37How are you feeling now?
00:26:40Who the hell were they, Edward?
00:26:42They must have been sent by Marcus.
00:26:44He wants the throne that badly that he'd try and kill his own cousin.
00:26:49Try to put out your mind.
00:26:50I can't.
00:26:53I can't stop thinking about how close they can be losing you.
00:26:56And I nearly lost you.
00:26:58You would have sacrificed yourself to save me.
00:27:03Why?
00:27:04You know why?
00:27:08Say it, Ari.
00:27:12Say it.
00:27:14Because I love you, Edward.
00:27:19And I can't let you go.
00:27:37You know, I can't take it.
00:27:46I can't take that picture.
00:27:49I'm not.
00:27:49I can't take that picture.
00:27:54That's a very big picture.
00:27:55You wouldn't have passed again.
00:27:58Every time in the book, are you ready?
00:27:59You are ready.
00:28:03You are ready for your wedding.
00:28:15hello sorry did i wake you oh wow again yeah well i was gonna take us to breakfast but we're
00:28:24not
00:28:24allowed to leave percy so much for this being a safe room sorry your highnesses but we need to get
00:28:37you back to australia right away but i wanted to see henley first yes and i wanted to get some
00:28:42answers
00:28:42from the assassin well that could be difficult he's just been murdered in a cell someone didn't want
00:28:47to talk marcus i know it's not the perfect honeymoon but we used to spend every christmas at oakville
00:29:06when i was a boy it was my mother's favorite place no wonder it's beautiful
00:29:21can i help you sir i'm here to escort prince edward and princess ra on their honeymoon
00:29:26prince edward is welcome the lady is not excuse me king's orders your highness
00:29:33he doesn't recognize her as a member of the royal family
00:29:40how dare you question my wife to just missy i'll have you discharged i'll deal with this
00:29:50let us through you lad that's an order your order doesn't outtrack the kings
00:29:55actually in matters of security it does there's currently a threat on the lives of both the prince
00:30:00and the princess do you want their deaths on your conscience
00:30:11easy i'm sorry my love this is outrageous oh believe me this is not my first traffic fight
00:30:17let me show you how we resolve things the american way
00:30:36well you've been about as useful as a screen door on a submarine kit
00:30:57you know i like this better than the palace it feels more i don't know
00:31:04like home yeah if your home has 23 bathrooms 30 000 acres and a dozen horses then sure
00:31:12oh you'll love this every christmas we used to put a plane for the adults
00:31:19oh are we peter pan one year and uh here is my costume from the nutcracker
00:31:31prince charming at your service milane oh my hero
00:31:45it suits you well maybe our kids will wear these one day good practice for the real thing
00:31:56uh another family tradition my first kill in fact wait you killed this stag
00:32:07edward that's horrible edward that's horrible
00:32:12edward that's horrible well no it's heritage there are mounts here dating back to the 18th century
00:32:20oh really and did they use a guillotine to chop off their heads
00:32:25you're being ridiculous me i find it ridiculous no barbaric that you could butcher one of these
00:32:32creatures for sport and we don't butcher them we have the utmost respect for our game
00:32:38your game your game if you had respect for your game you wouldn't call it your game god how could
00:32:45it
00:32:45be so wrong about you what does that mean you're just like one of them a little snob with a
00:32:52big gun
00:32:54you're judging me because of my class yes killing things to impress people it's horrible beg your
00:33:01pardon not now percy apologies your highnesses but i think you're gonna want to see this
00:33:10how are you feeling now your highness see for yourself
00:33:20edward has to face justice we can't be ruled by a criminal the prince is innocent until proven guilty
00:33:29and he'll have his day in court there is something else you should know about him
00:33:34darling he called off our wedding so that he could marry an american prostitute named arry douglas
00:33:43how dare they these people are not fit to wear the crown we'd make a better king and queen than
00:33:50my
00:33:50cousin edward and his yank whore a persuasive argument let's hope the public disagrees
00:34:02you've not only brought this family into disrepute edward but the crown itself
00:34:08you really believe the accusations will they tally with your reckless decision to marry this commoner
00:34:15i'll give you one last chance to end this farce
00:34:18sign the annulment and we'll deny everything to the press
00:34:24no
00:34:26aria is my wife now and forever
00:34:32so be it your marriage stands you honor me father i'm not only father to you
00:34:39i'm father to this nation and i will not have you jeopardize the crown
00:34:46xavier you shall be my successor and the new crown prince of estria
00:34:56you can't do that it goes against convention but these are unconventional times
00:35:01no you can't do that because i don't want it it's not about what you want
00:35:08we're at war with your cousin and maybe with latina soon too we need a show of strength giving into
00:35:14marcus's games that's a show of strength it wipes the slate clean xavier will be the new face of the
00:35:23monarchy you'll marry a woman of stature and sire and heir
00:35:32are you blind
00:35:37do you just ignore what's right in front of you what are you talking about now i won't marry
00:35:45i won't have an heir and i won't be king because i'm gay
00:35:53the monarchy is above sexuality xavier it's your crown too tight around the cranium
00:36:00i'd rather announce all my titles than continue living this lie
00:36:05what have i done to deserve these boys you know that's a good question you have two incredible
00:36:12brave sons but you didn't do anything to deserve them no i'm warning you father honestly it's okay
00:36:19i've got this you think i'm scared of you maxwell i'm not i'm just so disappointed you see i never
00:36:27met
00:36:28my dad and when we first met i thought i would finally feel what it's like to have a real
00:36:33father
00:36:34and now honestly i'm i'm i wish i'd never found out
00:36:41you say you're father to the nation you're not even a good father to your own sons
00:37:06what's this oh that's black pudding it's um made from blood you don't have to eat it
00:37:16no no it's fine i'll try it
00:37:20actually i wanted to apologize for yesterday about the stack thing
00:37:26after our argument with your dad i kind of i realized how different our outbringings were
00:37:31it wasn't fair to judge you for that
00:37:51the king has arranged for princess ari to make her first public appearance what he said and i quote
00:38:02um put that girl on tv she's got some fire in her belly
00:38:07she thinks we can beat marcus by winning over the people well that is great news he did have one
00:38:13stipulation you're to return to the palace ma'am for lessons in etiquette and he'll be your personal
00:38:30cheater
00:38:32princess ariana
00:38:36forgive me
00:38:41my behavior has been unbecoming
00:38:45yeah i don't really know what that means but um apologies accepted estrians respect their kings
00:38:52but they love their queens so we have to work on your decorum thankfully you'll be learning from the
00:38:59best that's not a very decorum thing to say your majesty the word you're looking for is decorous
00:39:05and i'm not talking about myself i'm talking about your mother-in-law
00:39:15christmas is a time of joy notice her posture and of her poise
00:39:21you're straight up and kind as though you have an iron rod across the street
00:39:26to everyone this is your etiquette lesson not mine repeat after my husband and my husband and i
00:39:33would like to wish you a very merry christmas well you said all the words in the right heart
00:39:43what was she like a lot like you she had a very kind way with people her charity work was
00:39:51her life
00:39:53boys were devastated to lose her
00:39:57and you
00:40:01it's never been the same without her
00:40:10she's an inspiration yes our next queen has a lot to live up to
00:40:21good evening tonight i'm joined by prince edward's new bride princess ariana
00:40:26welcome your royal highness good evening
00:40:30esther was shocked to learn about your recent marriage could you tell us more about how you
00:40:34met prince edward we met in my hometown of queens edward found that very um serendipitous
00:40:42princess dima alerts that you were working as a prostitute there no that is not true
00:40:47so you're calling your fellow princess a liar she was misinformed to be clear did prince edward
00:40:53ever pay for your services no not not in that way so he has paid you i'd rather not discuss
00:40:59ma'am
00:41:00the public has a right to know who their new princess really is so i would ask you again
00:41:06did prince edward ever pay for your services
00:41:25all right yes he paid for me
00:41:28i was his mail order bride and maybe that's just as much as scandal but marrying prince edward is the
00:41:34best thing that i have ever done
00:41:39my sister was fighting cancer and i needed the money to save her and he gave me that but he
00:41:45gave me so
00:41:46much more i'm not talking about the crown or the castles i'm talking about his love and his kindness and
00:41:55his respect
00:41:58and yes i am calling princess dima a liar i don't know why she wants to ruin us maybe she's
00:42:04bitter
00:42:04because edward didn't forgive her after she was caught cheating on him with prince marcus
00:42:10you can ask her about that but what i do know is edward is a good man and yes this
00:42:17started out as a
00:42:17transaction for sure i needed the money to save my sister and he needed to be saved from marrying a
00:42:24woman that he didn't love but now my sister is getting better and edward has a wife who couldn't love
00:42:31him more
00:42:44it's about time you started fighting back
00:42:48nice performance really appealing to the old heartstrings it wasn't a performance it's always a
00:42:55performance princess only the people they don't want love stories they want dirt that's why i'll
00:43:03win so i'm not afraid to get my hands dirty as we discovered in new york are you referring to
00:43:09the
00:43:10assassination attempt in fact i'm the only reason you're still breathing
00:43:17what it was athena who wanted you dead but i convinced king eithen to hold off for now
00:43:27see he's willing to let you live so long as you
00:43:30give my airship to you clever boy make all the threats you want i will prove my innocence in court
00:43:42oh even if you are somehow able to convince my judge that dima's the one lying you won't convince her
00:43:48father if you're found not guilty he'll simply declare war you just can't win
00:43:56your highness we get in record engagements on our socials people are going crazy for their new princess
00:44:04maybe they do want love stories after all
00:44:15oh here's a good one starting a petition to rename princess harry the queen of spades
00:44:21she just buried princess steamer live on tv
00:44:26princess harry is the best american import since fried chicken waffles
00:44:33god you don't actually eat that do you um your brother literally made me try a sausage made of blood
00:44:47your wife's a sensation in the nation father's etiquette lessons clearly paid off
00:44:54speaking of this is this princess harry should give this year's christmas speech
00:44:59king maxwell's are as dry as my husband's turkey dinner
00:45:03yes i saw that one in fact it gave me an idea
00:45:10ma'am we're ready for you ready for what
00:45:20whenever you're ready your hands
00:45:23my fellow estrians you know that feels pretty strange to say i'm sure you're used to spending
00:45:30your christmases with king maxwell but surprise you've got me this year you know my own christmases
00:45:37are usually spent with my family my sister my mom and me and yet here i am giving a speech
00:45:44to all of you
00:45:46but it still feels the same it feels like family because you have opened your hearts to me and made
00:45:55me feel at home here so from the bottom of my heart thank you and merry christmas from the palace
00:46:07you were amazing we'll upload it to your new channel tonight i just wish my family was really here
00:46:18well i think you'll like your present then merry christmas
00:46:22you know i can't believe you're actually here i can't believe you're here you're a goddamn princess
00:46:36ari what you did for me i can never repay you are you getting better is payment enough oh cool
00:46:44i guess you won't be needing your present then two first i wanted to get you something to say thank
00:46:49you thank you it's not quite crown jewels level but thank you hen where's your half i don't need it
00:47:06you already gave me a part of yourself with the transplant and now you'll have a part of me too
00:47:19ari i know you did all this for me but are you really happy here i don't know i guess
00:47:29my life is just
00:47:29really different now edward have you heard from your lawyers they've hired a pi to look into marcus's
00:47:48bribery of state officials but he's covered his tracks
00:47:55i'm not sure we can beat him ari there's your new street party tonight we have to go you're not
00:48:01well enough i've been here a whole week and you haven't let me out once i want to go see
00:48:05estria
00:48:05yeah there'll be plenty of time for that when you're better but i feel fine i promise i
00:48:10no henley we're working on a strategy for edward's trial we really don't have time for this
00:48:20she's been cooped up for months must have been tough henley henley look i'm really sorry
00:48:34we can we can celebrate here if you like henley please look i'm sorry can i come in
00:48:53hey have you seen this girl oh my god princess ari um please please she's missing and she's my
00:49:00sister so oh yeah she's just there doing some shots what
00:49:08what are you even doing here ari please enough with the grown-up boy you're still in recovery and
00:49:13you're underage i'm not in this country we're going home harry please just let me have one night
00:49:20i never thought i'd get to see another new year i knew you pulled against
00:49:26fine but no more drinking love you sis
00:49:29fine
00:49:31okay
00:49:405, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
00:49:57Come on.
00:50:00Just having some fun.
00:50:02Don't you get it? I'm a public figure now.
00:50:04I have more important things to worry about than fun.
00:50:06Fine.
00:50:07Go back to your prince and your palace and your fancy new life.
00:50:12I'm sorry that I wanted to spend time with my sister.
00:50:15I guess she's just too important for that now.
00:50:17Come on.
00:50:26Come on.
00:50:28Come on.
00:50:29Come on.
00:50:32Come on.
00:50:33Come on.
00:50:36Come on.
00:50:38Come on.
00:51:08Come on.
00:51:38Come on.
00:52:08Come on.
00:52:11You are Prince Edward's bodyguard, are you not?
00:52:15I am.
00:52:16You go everywhere with him, don't you?
00:52:19I do.
00:52:20I did.
00:52:20Did you go with him to visit Princess Daemon on the night of the assault?
00:52:25I did.
00:52:26Captain Percy, did you witness Prince Edward physically attack Princess Daemon that night?
00:52:37I did.
00:52:39I did.
00:52:49I just don't understand why Percy would lie.
00:52:52Yeah, I know.
00:52:53It sucks.
00:52:54He was really hot.
00:52:56I'm really not a mood hen.
00:52:58I'm sorry.
00:52:59Laurie, I...
00:53:00Do you know what you want me to say?
00:53:01I mean, Percy clearly worship you guys.
00:53:04I guess that human trash bag, Marcus, probably got to him the same way he got to the judge.
00:53:09Huh.
00:53:11What?
00:53:12The bruises.
00:53:13We know Edward didn't give them to Dima.
00:53:15Sure, it was Marcus.
00:53:17Yeah.
00:53:17But we always assumed they were working together, right?
00:53:21But what if Marcus was manipulating Dima, forcing her to blame her injuries on Edward?
00:53:27Oh my God.
00:53:29Hen, I could kiss you right now.
00:53:31Oh.
00:53:32I need to go in to speak to my fellow princess.
00:53:36It's judgment day for Prince Edward, and his bodyguard's damning testimony can prove the deciding factor in the judge's verdict.
00:53:43And here she comes, Princess Arie.
00:53:47Just listen to those rules.
00:53:50She is, of course, caught up in her own adulty scandal, and this could be, as well, a dark day
00:53:56for the world couple.
00:53:57Oh my God!
00:54:02Dima.
00:54:05What do you want?
00:54:07It's not too late to stop this.
00:54:09Why would I want to do that?
00:54:11Well, I believe it's Prince Marcus who's been hurting you.
00:54:14I'm forced you to blame on Edward.
00:54:16We'll face another beating or worse.
00:54:18But it's okay.
00:54:19You don't have to be scared anymore.
00:54:21I can make you safe.
00:54:23Oh.
00:54:24Arie.
00:54:41It's the best joke I've ever heard.
00:54:47You poor naive girl.
00:54:50Did you really think my brain-dead fiancé was behind all this?
00:54:53I just made him believe it was all his idea.
00:54:57Our affair in the throne room, bribing the judge.
00:55:00I even had to force him to hit me.
00:55:03He thinks this whole charade is about winning him the throne.
00:55:09And what is it really about?
00:55:13Bringing down the piercements.
00:55:15For generations they've looked down their noses at little Athena.
00:55:20We've been invaded and attacked too many times to count.
00:55:25And yet, my father sent me here to marry your loser prince.
00:55:31So I decided to use Marcus to divide the family.
00:55:35Bring them down from the inside.
00:55:38I didn't factor you in, of course, but clearly I needn't have worried about Edward's dollar store princess.
00:55:44You'll soon be forgotten.
00:55:46A side note in the downfall of the Estrian royal family.
00:55:51Oh.
00:55:53Chop-chop.
00:55:54Time to hear your husband's guilty verdict.
00:55:56You won't get away with this.
00:55:58Oh, darling.
00:55:59I already have.
00:56:02Oh, here they are.
00:56:07Princess Dima, did you know that this conversation with Princess Ari was recorded and live streamed on other social media?
00:56:15What?
00:56:16Who's the naive one now?
00:56:18Oh, you devious little bitch.
00:56:22I learned from the best.
00:56:24What?
00:56:26If you ever threaten my family again, I will put you in a box smaller than the cell that you're
00:56:32headed for.
00:56:34Okay?
00:56:35You all right?
00:56:37Yes, where's Edward?
00:56:39The judge has found him guilty.
00:56:43Wait!
00:56:44I have new evidence that proves that Prince Edward is innocent.
00:56:48I've already passed my judgement.
00:56:51The prince is guilty as charged.
00:56:53Well, Your Honor, I also have evidence that you were bribed into making that verdict.
00:56:58How dare you!
00:57:00Venus!
00:57:01Stop right there!
00:57:03This sham is over.
00:57:05You hold no authority here.
00:57:08This is the Crown Court, is it not?
00:57:10I am the living embodiment of the Crown, and I revoke your spurious guilty verdict.
00:57:16And I charge you, Prince Marcus, and Princess Dima, with treason.
00:57:22Arrest them!
00:57:25Stay for me!
00:57:26Stay for me!
00:57:28Stay for me!
00:57:30Stay for me!
00:57:32Stay for me!
00:57:34Stay for me!
00:57:42Stay for me!
00:57:44Stay for you!
00:57:44You saved me again.
00:57:46Looks like Prince Charming is not near me here or around here.
00:57:50Can you save me?
00:57:52Can you save me?
00:57:52Can you save me?
00:57:54Can you save me?
00:58:00Come...
00:58:03you want to see us father
00:58:07i owe you an apology edward you're never capable of such violence you've always been a man of peace
00:58:13and larry you share the same compassion and charisma as edward's mother had in spades
00:58:20you'll make a great queen thank you father of course we do still have to work on the decorum
00:58:28how we have plenty of time for that pops
00:58:32actually the public are thirsty for new blood and well i'm ready for a rest
00:58:38so i've decided to abdicate the throne to you two young upstarts good luck
00:59:01your royal highness we're going to new york percy and we need protection
00:59:06i might let you down forget about it you were looking out for your family and i get that
00:59:12so shave that stubble soldier we got a plane to catch
00:59:18yes ma'am
00:59:24good morning we're very happy to
00:59:28sorry um we're very happy to welcome you all here today
00:59:32as you know my sister recently beat cancer
00:59:39it was a hard battle and to pay for it i became a princess
00:59:44but that's not really an option for most people
00:59:48so that's why we've opened henley's house
00:59:51a place where cancer patients can get free support throughout their treatment
00:59:58uh so um please welcome the woman of the hour henley douglas
01:00:05i now declare henley's house open
01:00:15well i can't believe you made yourself first patient of henley's house
01:00:19oh god i can't go through this again
01:00:22i've got your belly aching mom not every bellyache is a tumor
01:00:26do you ever feel like you liked her better when she was in a coma
01:00:31well something did come up on the test results folks
01:00:35it's cancer we cursed
01:00:38no it's not cancer
01:00:39kidney stones liver disease mom
01:00:42you're having a royal baby are you
01:00:45oh my goodness
01:01:01our lives are about to change forever
01:01:04in more ways than you know
01:01:14i love you
01:01:16i love you too
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