00:00After class, I went back to the dorm, and my roommate was writing a suicide note.
00:04Yo, man, working hard, in the middle of the night, right after class, already on your homework?
00:09And this isn't homework, it's... it's a suicide note.
00:13What? It's just a camping trip. No need for a final goodbye.
00:16You don't know how terrifying Blackwood is. Even the grass there drinks blood.
00:20If some wild monster there slurps me up like a noodle, my parents won't even know I'm gone.
00:25All this drama over a little wilderness trip? But you're right, at least to tell them you're fine.
00:30So, what do your parents do in the city?
00:32My parents? They're amazing. They were top grads from our school, handpicked and assigned to a hospital in the city.
00:38Guaranteed placement, huh?
00:40Took me until after graduation to realize they were assigned there as Gloomspam.
00:46They're top performers at that hospital!
00:50Assigned jobs? Schools this decent are rare these days.
Comments