#video #short #trending
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00:02Hi, I'm Eve.
00:00:04And if you're wondering why I'm holding these coffees, it is not because I'm the coffee girl.
00:00:11I just got hired at Archer House, New York City's most prestigious architecture firm.
00:00:18I didn't order this.
00:00:21I'm going to be the best architect in the world. This is just the first job that's going to help
00:00:25me get there.
00:00:28I said no dairy!
00:00:31Vegans? Huh.
00:00:34This is Mason Archer, architecture god. I've been obsessed with his work since I was in middle school.
00:00:41Sorry, it's hard to look away.
00:00:44Some girls want a house, a dog, a husband.
00:00:49Well, I say fuck all that. I'm here to party with the big boys.
00:00:54Nothing can stop me now.
00:01:20Oh, my God. Um, Mr. Archer, I am so sorry. I will... I will clean it up.
00:01:27And do not move.
00:01:33Take off your shirt.
00:01:35What?
00:01:36You're not going to walk around my office with your tits out. Take it off. Now.
00:01:42Wait. Is he hitting on me?
00:01:53Demi, bring me a spare shirt.
00:01:56Hello?
00:01:57Wipe me off.
00:02:06Is this really happening?
00:02:20Well, give it to her.
00:02:29Well, get out of my office.
00:02:39Oh, my God.
00:02:43That was my new boss.
00:02:46Mason Archer.
00:02:59Now I'm busy.
00:03:00Mr. Archer.
00:03:02I came to return your shirt.
00:03:30You're the new office girl.
00:03:31Uh.
00:03:32Uh, yes, ma'am.
00:03:34Ma'am.
00:03:34No. No, ma'am. Come with me.
00:03:42Is everything okay?
00:03:47Some advice.
00:03:50You don't get promoted around here for being a little slut.
00:03:57What's this bitch's problem?
00:04:08So, you're the new office girl.
00:04:11Uh, yes, Mr. Archer. I started today.
00:04:14Your dress.
00:04:17Tomorrow you will wear something shorter.
00:04:22Excuse me?
00:04:24Did you not hear me?
00:04:27Wear something shorter.
00:04:32Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
00:04:38Uh, yeah, so, you listen to me.
00:04:42I will not be spoken to like I am some sort.
00:04:45I will speak to you, however I wish.
00:04:49You are a disobedient child like all the rest, and I am going to break you, office girl.
00:04:58I want this job, but I will not be talked to like that.
00:05:01Well, okay then.
00:05:03Pack your shit.
00:05:05And get out.
00:05:28Hey, Ms. Pratt. Is everything okay?
00:05:31Okay.
00:05:35Hey, Ms. Pratt. Is everything okay?
00:05:37Jamie?
00:05:45What happened?
00:05:47Found her unconscious.
00:05:49I'm fine.
00:05:50Really, okay?
00:05:51I just forgot to take my pill.
00:05:53Don't scare me like that.
00:05:55Jamie, it's not funny.
00:05:57Okay.
00:05:58All right.
00:06:00Two years ago, my sister and her husband were killed in a car accident.
00:06:06Jamie is their daughter.
00:06:07She survived the crash, but...
00:06:14There's nothing we can do about the wheelchair, but to be sick on top of that, that's just not fair
00:06:19for a teenage girl.
00:06:20So, how was your first day?
00:06:23Did they make you the boss yet?
00:06:24Not yet, but soon.
00:06:27You hungry?
00:06:28Yeah.
00:06:32One day I'm gonna have the money to get her the procedure she needs.
00:06:38You, look.
00:06:40The real reason why I came by was to give you this.
00:06:54But...
00:06:55I'll...
00:06:56I'll have the money, I...
00:06:59Soon.
00:06:59I promise I...
00:07:00Eve, I'm...
00:07:01I'm really very sorry.
00:07:04I love you and Jamie.
00:07:05Really.
00:07:07But it's out of my hands this time.
00:07:16Hey.
00:07:18Hey.
00:07:18What are you doing?
00:07:22What are you doing?
00:07:25Stop right now.
00:07:26You can't go in there.
00:07:29Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:07:31Mr. Archer, I tried to stop her.
00:07:33You think you can just mess with people's lives like that?
00:07:36Didn't I fire you?
00:07:38You're a real piece of shit, you know that?
00:07:44Now the office grow up.
00:07:46Get out.
00:07:48You too.
00:08:00Why are you wasting my time?
00:08:02I need this job.
00:08:03I earned it.
00:08:05This is the largest architecture firm in the entire world.
00:08:09I know.
00:08:10That's why I'm here.
00:08:11No one gets a second chance at Archer House.
00:08:15Why are you any different?
00:08:16Because I'm the best.
00:08:18And if you let me keep my job, I will prove it to you.
00:08:23Hmm.
00:08:27That dress isn't any shorter.
00:08:30I don't have money for new clothes right now.
00:08:35Stand here.
00:08:55Spread your legs.
00:09:12What is happening here?
00:09:17Stop.
00:09:20Don't stop.
00:09:25That's how high.
00:09:28That's how high I want it.
00:09:34Do I have my job back?
00:09:39You said you're the best.
00:09:46Let's see.
00:09:48What?
00:09:49You are going to be my new personal assistant.
00:09:53Anywhere I go, you go.
00:09:56Okay, I accept.
00:09:58You'll have to do anything I say.
00:10:00You understand?
00:10:01Understood, sir.
00:10:03Good.
00:10:05Now,
00:10:07I need you to do something for me.
00:10:10I will do anything you want.
00:10:15I need you to do something for me.
00:10:18Whatever you need, sir.
00:10:26I need you to make copies for me.
00:10:28That's not what I had in mind.
00:10:33Are these the new designs?
00:10:35Don't show anyone.
00:10:37Make the copies,
00:10:38then bring them right back to me.
00:10:39You understand?
00:10:39Mm-hmm.
00:10:47Mm-hmm.
00:10:47Mm-hmm.
00:11:01I'm Mason Archer's personal assistant.
00:11:03This is my big chance.
00:11:05Nothing can stop my ass now.
00:11:26Oh, fuck me.
00:11:31Gone.
00:11:33Um, yes, they are.
00:11:35They are gone.
00:11:37He is going to fucking kill me.
00:11:40All of them?
00:11:43Yes, sir.
00:11:44All of them.
00:11:44I'm gonna have to call you back.
00:11:47Hmm.
00:11:51Oh.
00:11:53I wasn't expecting that.
00:11:58What do you think I should do with you?
00:12:01Um,
00:12:03I don't know.
00:12:05Fire me,
00:12:06I guess.
00:12:07Fire you.
00:12:10No, no, no.
00:12:11You'd be getting off way too easy.
00:12:14Uh,
00:12:16what do you mean, sir?
00:12:18Close the door.
00:12:26Come here.
00:12:37closer.
00:12:37Closer.
00:12:53You've done a very bad thing, office girl.
00:12:57Yes, sir.
00:13:00You must be punished.
00:13:03Okay.
00:13:04Holy shit.
00:13:07Now, is he really gonna spank me?
00:13:15Oh my god.
00:13:17He is gonna fuckin' spank me.
00:13:24Harder.
00:13:25You understand why I must do this, don't you?
00:13:29Yes, sir.
00:13:31Yes, daddy.
00:13:32You've been a very bad girl.
00:13:35Harder!
00:13:49One more thing.
00:14:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:14:08I'm so sorry.
00:14:30I'm so sorry.
00:14:42Hey.
00:14:45Bad day?
00:14:47That obvious?
00:14:52I'll tell her about it when she's 18.
00:14:55Is he your boss again?
00:14:58No.
00:15:00I screwed up.
00:15:01Jamie, I think I blew it.
00:15:03I'm sorry.
00:15:11No.
00:15:29Sorry.
00:15:30you doing? Who are these guys? What are you guys doing in my apartment? Hey, don't touch
00:15:37that. That's, that's fragile. I, hey, put that down. Get, who are these beastly men?
00:15:43Enough! Office girl? Mr. Archer is moving you into his building. What? What do you mean?
00:15:56He wants you closer to him. You're gonna be uncalled 24 hours a day. Eve, this lumberjack
00:16:05is going through my shit. Where are you taking us? This is the place? No way. This can't
00:16:19be real. Wow. At the end of the week, you'll be leaving for Paris. What?
00:16:28Oh, yes. The International Architecture Convention. You will accompany Mr. Archer and you will
00:16:35assist him with whatever he needs. I, I can't go to Paris right now. Oh, yes, you can. And
00:16:41you will. I assume you can get a babysitter. I don't need a sitter, dude. Make the necessary
00:16:51arrangements, will you? Mr. Archer requests you go shopping.
00:17:16Oh, I know you must be feeling like a queen right now. But remember, there were office girls
00:17:28before you. And there will be office girls after you. So enjoy while you can.
00:17:40Holy shitballs. Mouse. But yeah. Holy shitballs. You know what? I'm gonna go get a Vogue. Let's
00:17:52find out what the bitches are wearing nowadays. What are these skankos whispering about?
00:18:33What are you doing in my office? Office girl. I didn't recognize you. Do you like it?
00:18:48it's adequate. I picked it just for you. Did you? Yes, sir. The meeting starts in five minutes,
00:19:13sir. Great. And how are we going to solve this problem? We're way over budget, Mason.
00:19:32I know how to fix it. I know how to fix it. I'm working on it, aren't I? Oh my
00:19:36god, it's so obvious.
00:19:40We need a solution now. How about metal? Instead of concrete in the atrium, it cuts down on costs significantly.
00:19:59This needs to get done now. We need this contract. Demi, take over.
00:20:12Sir, sir. Do you think we could discuss my promotion before you go to the conference?
00:20:21I don't need this right now, Demi. I'll promote you when I think you're ready.
00:20:33Mr. Archer will be out of office all week with our new office girl.
00:20:45Now these cocksuckers. That means all decisions go through me. Got it? Good. Bye for now.
00:21:11Demi, why were they laughing at me? Oh, they worked here a long time. They know how Mason can be.
00:21:16I'm a professional, not a prostitute. Honey, don't kid yourself. We're all prostitutes sometimes.
00:21:42Hi.
00:21:45Uh, Mr. Archer. You scared me.
00:21:49Who told you it was okay to speak at my meetings?
00:21:54Um, I'm sorry. I mean, I just... Metal, it's so obvious, right?
00:22:03Yeah, absolutely. We'll just have to draft letters of apologies to the congregation's families when the church collapses in on
00:22:12them.
00:22:13What?
00:22:14Maybe you're not as good as you think you are, office girl.
00:22:27You broke another roll.
00:22:40Sir, we're at the office.
00:22:43Do you think I'm unaware?
00:22:50I'm a professional.
00:22:52That's what all the office girls say.
00:22:55I want my work taken seriously.
00:23:01This is your work.
00:23:10Well, well, well. If it isn't the big dog himself, Mason Archer.
00:23:17Holy shit. It's the Hollister brothers, Brent and David.
00:23:20Brent.
00:23:22And I see you brought your bitter half.
00:23:24Mason, always a pleasure.
00:23:26We heard you're up for the St. Helens contract.
00:23:29That's a big job for you, Mason.
00:23:33Brent.
00:23:34Relax.
00:23:36And who might you be?
00:23:38Brent Hollister.
00:23:40Oh, Mr. Hollister, I know who you are.
00:23:43You and your brother were inspirations to me all through school.
00:23:48Oh.
00:23:50You hear that, Mason?
00:23:54Inspirations.
00:24:03Gentlemen, please, your grown men.
00:24:06Is this over me?
00:24:11Off school, give me a scotch.
00:24:14It was a pleasure.
00:24:28What's this?
00:24:34Mr. Archer's luggage.
00:24:36What is it?
00:24:38And what am I supposed to do with that?
00:24:41Oh, don't worry about what it is.
00:24:42Worry about how you're going to get it to Paris.
00:24:46Oh, and sign this.
00:24:49What am I signing?
00:24:50Company's insurance policy.
00:24:52Everyone traveling must sign.
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:12Whoa.
00:25:14And what is that thing, huh?
00:25:16Jesus, what is it in this thing?
00:25:18Hopefully not a fucking body.
00:25:20Hey, language.
00:25:24You're going to be okay, right?
00:25:26I mean, it's only for a week.
00:25:29I can take care of myself.
00:25:31Really.
00:25:32All right?
00:25:35I know.
00:25:36I just...
00:25:38We've never been apart, and if anything were to happen to you...
00:25:41I'll be okay.
00:25:42All right?
00:25:43I'll be fine.
00:25:44I'll have my meds.
00:25:46Everything's going to be okay.
00:25:51I know.
00:25:53I'll miss you, too.
00:25:58I know...
00:25:59I know.
00:26:00How is it?
00:26:01We all supposed...
00:26:03...
00:26:04...
00:26:04...
00:26:05...
00:26:05...
00:26:05...
00:26:05...
00:26:07...
00:26:07I'm not missing any of them.
00:26:10It's a...
00:26:12...great old...
00:26:14...pairous...
00:26:37...cook my life.
00:26:48Now...
00:26:49...what I was saying...
00:26:51...we're talking about...
00:27:18I am going to fucking kill you.
00:27:20Office girl, how was your flight?
00:27:24It was fine, sir. Thank you.
00:27:27Wonderful news.
00:27:29I brought your luggage, sir, as you requested.
00:27:32I can see that. Thank you.
00:27:35I think I'm gonna go have a shower.
00:27:39Oh, office girl.
00:27:41Yes, sir?
00:27:44You forgot something.
00:27:46Sir?
00:27:48My luggage doesn't go down here, it goes in my room.
00:27:55Forgive me, sir.
00:27:58Of course it does.
00:28:09Yeah.
00:28:12Ooh.
00:28:13Perfect.
00:28:15I believe in you.
00:28:19Stupid box!
00:28:22Please.
00:28:33Office girl.
00:28:35Uh, Miss...
00:28:36Mr. Archer, I...
00:28:37This is Victoria.
00:28:39I was just leaving.
00:28:52You seem upset.
00:28:55You made me drag that thing halfway across the world.
00:29:00Are you just fucking with me?
00:29:03Office girl.
00:29:04These are my things.
00:29:06I must have my things.
00:29:09What's in the chest?
00:29:15You know...
00:29:16You know...
00:29:20You're one of my things now.
00:29:23What?
00:29:32Who is she?
00:29:34How is that any business of yours?
00:29:41Like a blonde, don't you?
00:29:47She's the head of the union.
00:29:50And she...
00:29:51is an intimate.
00:29:53Why do I like this?
00:29:56What the hell is wrong with me?
00:30:04What the hell is wrong with me?
00:30:10What the hell is wrong with me?
00:30:22What the hell is wrong with me?
00:30:23What the hell is wrong with me?
00:30:25What the hell is wrong with me?
00:30:26What the hell is wrong with me?
00:30:27What the hell is wrong with me?
00:30:27I'm down and high, even when the body's tight
00:30:32Ooh, don't stop, don't stop
00:30:38Ooh, don't stop, don't stop
00:30:45Ooh, don't stop, don't stop
00:31:04What the fuck?
00:31:11What was that?
00:31:13Dinner, 20 minutes, meet him in the lobby
00:31:16A date?
00:31:18With me?
00:31:39I want to help you, Mason
00:31:40You're our first choice
00:31:41But you've got to make it cheaper
00:31:44Absolutely, sir
00:31:45We will adapt
00:31:46Look, mate
00:31:49I like your grit
00:31:50Me and your father, God rest his soul
00:31:52We go way back
00:31:54But the most important thing now
00:31:56Is the board's vote
00:31:58So make sure you impress him this week
00:31:59Got it?
00:32:01Will do, sir
00:32:03Gotta go
00:32:05Time is money
00:32:19Mason, you made it
00:32:21Brent
00:32:23David
00:32:27I was hoping your plane would crash
00:32:32Let's remember we are in public
00:32:35I see your lovely assistant tagged along
00:32:41Maybe she'd like to join me for a drink when you're through
00:32:47Don't look at her
00:32:50Gentlemen, please
00:32:53Don't tell me you have a thing for this one, too, Mason
00:32:57Bad boy you are
00:33:02I think you both should leave
00:33:05Now what would your poor father think of you destroying his legacy?
00:33:14Let me remind you that you're both well in your thirties
00:33:18What'd you just say?
00:33:21I said
00:33:23You're an embarrassment to your father's name
00:33:28Yeah
00:33:29Is that funny?
00:33:35Yeah
00:33:36What the fuck?
00:33:37Fuck
00:33:37Fuck
00:33:37Fuck
00:33:37Fuck
00:33:38Fuck
00:33:38Fuck
00:33:38Fuck
00:33:38Fuck
00:33:38What is this?
00:33:40What is this?
00:33:40This is a far west?
00:33:41This is not okay with the hotel police
00:33:43So, ladies and gentlemen
00:33:44We are sorry for these American assholes
00:33:47Fuck
00:33:48Fuck
00:33:49God, that motherfucker
00:33:51I should have killed him
00:33:58I swear to God the next time I see that bastard
00:34:39I see you want it, officer
00:34:41I want it
00:34:44I want it
00:34:52That is a big dick
00:34:54Holy shit
00:35:00Dude
00:35:11Christ sakes
00:35:14Prostate like a goddamn grapefruit
00:35:21Damn
00:35:24There's something seriously wrong with your generation
00:35:53What's in the chest?
00:35:56Why so curious?
00:35:58I just
00:36:08I got something for you
00:36:29What are these, whore?
00:36:39Find out
00:36:54What are you going to do to me, Mason?
00:37:05Wait, did I
00:37:06Did I do something wrong?
00:37:07I
00:37:08I don't
00:37:10Go back to your room
00:37:11Long day tomorrow
00:37:13But
00:37:13Mr. Archer
00:37:19Stupid
00:37:20Every single
00:37:21It's just
00:37:22I don't even try anymore
00:37:37Oh my god
00:37:38Oh my god
00:37:41Demi
00:37:42Um
00:37:43I-I thought that you were staying in New York
00:37:46How is the convention treating you?
00:37:51Fine
00:37:54Um
00:37:54Can I do anything for you?
00:38:04Can I do anything for you?
00:38:07You still don't get it
00:38:09Do you?
00:38:10Yeah
00:38:11Okay
00:38:11I don't know
00:38:11I don't know
00:38:11what am I going to do if I whatever you want
00:38:14I don't know
00:38:18What am I going to do if I don't get it
00:38:36You're stupid
00:38:38I don't know
00:38:39I don't know
00:38:39You're not going to have none
00:38:41I don't know.
00:39:32Great. Now I have to go change.
00:39:37Going up.
00:39:45What was that?
00:39:47You look tired. I woke you up.
00:39:50Asshole.
00:39:53You do realize that this is a work trip, right?
00:39:57I wanted to make you wet. So that's what I did.
00:40:06Post the meeting with us tonight.
00:40:12Good evening, Mason. Good evening.
00:40:17What is this new development?
00:40:20Hey. Screwdriver. Double.
00:40:23Hurry up about it.
00:40:24God, you're an asshole.
00:40:28You are the asshole.
00:40:30Can we just be civil?
00:40:33This is business.
00:40:36This is more than business, David. It has been for a while.
00:40:42Let's make this simple, shall we?
00:40:48This is what we're willing to offer to purchase Archer House.
00:41:06Your stocks are plummeting, Mason.
00:41:11They have been ever since your father died.
00:41:21Jesus Christ.
00:41:40I'm telling you again, Mr. Archer.
00:41:41This is a five-star hotel.
00:41:43Not a one star, not a two star.
00:41:45This is a five star.
00:41:46I look like bouncer.
00:41:47I'm not a bouncer.
00:41:48I'm not going to bounce people.
00:41:49But if I do have to call a bouncer,
00:41:51I am going to call one so that there is no fighting in this hotel, okay?
00:41:54And this goes for you.
00:41:55You want me to call a bouncer?
00:41:57No?
00:41:57D'accord.
00:41:58Merci.
00:41:58Bonne soirée.
00:42:01What the hell is wrong with you?
00:42:04You get enemies when you're the best.
00:42:06Douchebag.
00:42:11Sir, I saw Brent and David Hollister with you at dinner.
00:42:16Those fucking brothers.
00:42:19They're trying to get my bid.
00:42:25Look, um, why don't you take the night for yourself?
00:42:30Try to relax.
00:42:33Yeah.
00:42:35Maybe.
00:42:36I haven't had a night off in five years.
00:42:47What should I do, sir?
00:42:53You should go back to your room and get ready, office girl.
00:42:57What?
00:42:59Downstairs in 20.
00:43:00Don't be late.
00:43:09I have no idea how I allowed myself to go this far.
00:43:13There's not usually a minute I don't think about Jamie.
00:43:15Her medical bills, school loans, but...
00:43:19When I'm with him, it's like every worry in the world disappears.
00:43:24It scares me.
00:43:26The only thing on my mind is him.
00:43:29He has this power over me.
00:43:33Even if I could resist Mason Archer,
00:43:36I don't think I would want to.
00:43:39What the hell am I doing?
00:43:49Mr. Archer?
00:43:52Arthur Scrum.
00:44:02Mr. Archer?
00:44:03Mr. Archer?
00:44:04Your table is waiting for you.
00:44:06I am absolutely certain you will love it.
00:44:19How was your meal?
00:44:21it was delicious that was the best fucking pasta i've ever had you ever been to paris
00:44:28i've never been out of new york
00:44:32tell me something about yourself an office girl
00:44:37like what anything
00:44:41i live with my niece i've been raising her since i was in high school no no no i don't
00:44:46care about
00:44:47any of that tell me what you want asshole
00:44:54i want to be an architect
00:44:58a lot of people want to be an architect i'm going to be the best
00:45:05that's so funny
00:45:07every year i see one of you a new office girl smart arrogant hungry confused always the same
00:45:17i'm not like all the other girls
00:45:19oh yeah
00:45:22prove it
00:45:26prove it
00:45:41what am i looking at
00:45:43just some sketches
00:45:46my design for the church
00:45:51my new project
00:45:54just some ideas i've been playing around with
00:46:01you put the steeple in the center
00:46:03this way you don't have to worry about the arch at the entryway
00:46:06cuts down on cost dramatically
00:46:15something wrong
00:46:17why would there be
00:46:22should we get some dessert
00:46:26no actually i'm gonna call it at night
00:46:37i want to have fun tonight
00:46:41what does that mean
00:46:45what are you doing
00:46:50hey what are we doing here
00:46:53what is it look like we're doing
00:46:55i'm not swimming
00:46:58no it's closed
00:47:00tomorrow i live a little
00:47:25are you coming in
00:47:26no
00:47:27this is ridiculous i'm going back to my room
00:47:54how's the water
00:47:55just shut up and get in already
00:48:14who are you
00:48:16i hear you
00:48:19you
00:48:19i hear you
00:48:46you
00:48:56Hey, the pool is closed, but you are nude!
00:49:00No, but it doesn't happen! It's a big deal! My kids swim here! I want your name and your room
00:49:06number!
00:49:12What? No, no, you do not get in there! No, you come back right there right now!
00:49:16It's not like that you're supposed to be! No, no! No!
00:49:21I will get you, nude man!
00:49:26I hate these goddamn conventions.
00:49:57What have you got in there?
00:50:01What are you gonna do with that?
00:50:02What are you gonna do with that?
00:50:06I guess I did well with that because I never thought I was under control of the universe.
00:50:07I, I, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not alone!
00:50:21No! No, no, no, no, no!
00:50:28I think the world's only true!
00:50:28You're not! No, no, no, no!
00:50:31I know, no.
00:50:31No, no, no!
00:50:37I have to go.
00:50:39I'll be back.
00:50:41Mason?
00:50:43Mason?
00:50:45Mason!
00:50:50Oh, calm down.
00:50:52You like jokes, don't you?
00:50:54Asshole.
00:51:03Holy shit.
00:51:24Oh, that was...
00:51:26Your tongue in me?
00:51:29Fun.
00:51:31I don't have fun often.
00:51:35Hey, let me see those designs again.
00:51:38Really?
00:51:52Are you nervous for the meeting tonight?
00:51:55I don't get nervous.
00:52:00Well, just so you know, I think you're gonna get the bed.
00:52:03Yeah, how do you know that?
00:52:05Because you're the best fucking architect in the world.
00:52:14Smart girl.
00:52:24Hey, can I ask you something?
00:52:26Okay.
00:52:28What do you do with all my underwear?
00:52:35Jamie!
00:52:36Hey, Eve.
00:52:37Hey, is something wrong?
00:52:38Yeah, Eve.
00:52:38Hey, everything's great.
00:52:39Wait, um, you won't believe what just happened.
00:52:44What?
00:52:45I got a call from my doctors, and they said they're gonna start the treatments this week.
00:52:49They're gonna fix me, Eve.
00:52:51What?
00:52:52How?
00:52:52I don't know.
00:52:53That's the thing.
00:52:54They said an anonymous donor paid for it or something.
00:52:58Um, Jamie, that's incredible.
00:53:01I'm so happy.
00:53:02I love you so much.
00:53:04Wait, wait.
00:53:04Eve, who's that?
00:53:06Did you bang that guy, Eve?
00:53:11Um, no, no one.
00:53:12I'll talk to you later.
00:53:19You.
00:53:22You.
00:53:26You did this.
00:53:27I don't know how.
00:53:29Enough.
00:53:30I was so wrong about you.
00:53:32I said enough.
00:53:33Mason, I know that I just met you, and...
00:53:37I don't know.
00:53:39Don't say it.
00:53:42I'm not falling in love with you.
00:53:46I'm warning you.
00:53:48I am.
00:53:49One hundred percent.
00:53:52Madly, wildly in love with you.
00:53:57You listen to me.
00:53:58And you listen close.
00:54:00I will only tell you this once.
00:54:02You will never be anything other than a damn office girl to me.
00:54:07Do you fucking understand?
00:54:10Mason, you know?
00:54:12No.
00:54:14There were plenty of office girls before you.
00:54:16And there will be plenty after.
00:54:30Hello again.
00:54:34Mr. Hollister.
00:54:36Hi.
00:54:37Can I buy you a drink?
00:54:44Two martinis, please.
00:54:46Ugh, I fucking hate martinis.
00:54:49You...
00:54:50Like martinis?
00:54:52Only thing I drink.
00:54:56You want to be an architect?
00:55:01More than anything.
00:55:05Well...
00:55:06Maybe we can bring you on as a junior associate.
00:55:10I'm sure you'd be a valuable asset to the team.
00:55:12Holy shitballs.
00:55:15I'm...
00:55:17I mean, really?
00:55:18I would love that.
00:55:20Yo!
00:55:23Ah.
00:55:24Forgive me.
00:55:25I have to join my idiot brother for dinner.
00:55:34I wasn't joking.
00:55:37Please.
00:55:39Consider my offer.
00:56:06Meet me at the restaurant.
00:56:08Meet me at the restaurant.
00:56:10Asshole.
00:56:25I said I will meet you.
00:56:31Jesus Christ.
00:56:34What did I just say to you?
00:56:35I will see you.
00:56:48How are you?
00:56:49I will see you.
00:56:49I will see you on the phone.
00:56:51I will see you on the phone.
00:56:54I will see you on the phone.
00:56:59Where is he?
00:57:01He said he was on his way.
00:57:03Okay.
00:57:12So, you've got my full attention.
00:57:15So, where's pretty boy at?
00:57:17You should be here any second.
00:57:19I don't have a sec, love.
00:57:22Why don't you help yourself do some sushi?
00:57:24I don't want no uncooked seafood.
00:57:28My time is money.
00:57:29I'm here for business.
00:57:30So, let's go.
00:57:32Let's fucking go.
00:57:33Just five minutes.
00:57:34Five minutes.
00:57:35What?
00:57:47Alright.
00:57:49We've got five minutes to get Mason's bloody ass down here.
00:57:54Or we walk.
00:58:09Oh, what the hell?
00:58:14Oh, what the hell?
00:58:16Oh, what the hell?
00:58:23Oh, the key.
00:58:38Let's go, buddy.
00:58:39Let's go, buddy.
00:58:40Let's go, buddy.
00:58:45Oh.
00:58:47Yeah.
00:58:52Well, that's all, folks.
00:58:54I've got a flying to catch you.
00:58:59But we have more food coming. Just five more minutes, please.
00:59:02Sorry, love. It was just not meant to be.
00:59:05Wait!
00:59:09I can show you the new design.
00:59:11What?
00:59:14You have the new design?
00:59:18Yeah.
00:59:20Right here. I can pull it up right now.
00:59:23Well, it's better to be good off, girl.
00:59:32Well, I'm really blown away about that, Eve.
00:59:34Sure, you pull the fuel niter's under that one.
00:59:36Hmm?
00:59:38Oh, Mason, you late son of a bitch.
00:59:42Mr. Happner, please let me explain.
00:59:44Don't even waste your breath, mate.
00:59:45Your girlfriend here, Eve, has blown us away by the new design.
00:59:51What?
00:59:53You got yourself a deal.
00:59:57That's an Aussie handshake.
00:59:58From where I come from, it's as good as a written contract.
01:00:03I thank you, sir.
01:00:06You better keep an eye on this one.
01:00:08We could all be working for her someday.
01:00:14The money will be in the count by the end of the month.
01:00:18You're right, son.
01:00:39What's that?
01:00:45Diamonds.
01:00:47Thank you for what you did.
01:00:49Oh, I can't accept that.
01:00:54I was...
01:00:56I was just lucky that he liked my designs.
01:01:01Lucky?
01:01:24Well, we should get going.
01:01:27Mason.
01:01:32When we walk out that door, I don't want things to go back to the way that they used to
01:01:36be.
01:01:43People don't change.
01:01:45I'm no exception.
01:01:48Be careful with my luggage.
01:02:14All I've ever wanted was to be an architect.
01:02:18Ever since I was a little girl, I would think about what it would be like to have my name
01:02:22associated with one of these incredible structures that defines the New York skyline.
01:02:29Now?
01:02:30Now I don't care about anything.
01:02:32Nothing.
01:02:34All I want is him.
01:02:44Your coffee, sir?
01:02:46Just said it right there.
01:02:48Asshole.
01:02:56Do you need anything else?
01:02:59That'll be all office, girl.
01:03:08What do you want to put you down?
01:03:14Yeah, it's going to be a beautiful church.
01:03:16Beautiful steeple.
01:03:20Really enjoying working with you, mate.
01:03:23That was quite the designer you've had sketched up, wasn't it?
01:03:27Oh, you think those were her designs?
01:03:29No.
01:03:31She's just the office, girl.
01:03:33Fair enough, mate.
01:03:34Catch you next week.
01:03:35Thank you, Mr. Hapner.
01:03:45Your coffee, sir?
01:03:47Just set it down over there.
01:03:50Where's the office, girl?
01:03:52I'm not sure.
01:03:53I'm as sure as you started today.
01:03:59Eve.
01:04:01Let me be the first to say we're delighted to have you on board.
01:04:04Mr. Hollister.
01:04:07I'm excited to get started.
01:04:08Please.
01:04:09Call me David.
01:04:13David.
01:04:14David.
01:04:17David.
01:04:47Is it true?
01:04:48Word is she accepted the creative associate position with the Hollister brothers this morning.
01:04:56Hmm.
01:04:57No.
01:04:58No.
01:05:25Truth.
01:05:26We'll wait to see you this morning.
01:05:30calm down the new office girl is more than adequate i don't want a new office girl
01:05:38i want her
01:05:52sir about my promotion
01:05:54Demi not the time
01:06:30hello young girl who the fuck are you oh uh my well uh i'm mason archer
01:06:43you're his boss i am well i was well just so you know she said you were a fucking asshole
01:06:50man
01:06:51sorry for my language
01:06:54it's uh it's okay
01:07:00so is he home
01:07:02you know what give me 50 bucks and i'll tell you
01:07:17i'll only have hundreds
01:07:20that'll do
01:07:22of course
01:07:34uh
01:07:35yeah she's home
01:07:49what are you doing here
01:07:51you moved out of the building
01:07:54yeah that's because it was for the office girl
01:07:56i'm not bad anymore
01:08:03i brought you this
01:08:24i used to idolize you
01:08:25i worshipped your work
01:08:27i thought you were everything
01:08:28i thought you were god
01:08:32now i just think
01:08:34you're another big time new york loser
01:08:41he said my name
01:08:45it's too late asshole
01:08:48get out
01:08:57she's so sad
01:08:59you heard her mason
01:09:01get out
01:09:08of course
01:09:11i
01:09:13i
01:09:24i
01:09:25i
01:09:25i
01:09:27i
01:09:29i
01:09:30i
01:09:36i
01:09:37i
01:09:41i
01:09:42i
01:09:42i
01:09:43i
01:09:43i
01:09:43i
01:09:44i
01:09:45i
01:09:45i
01:09:46i
01:09:48i
01:09:48i
01:09:48i
01:09:49i
01:09:50i
01:09:50i
01:09:50i
01:09:51i
01:09:51i
01:09:54i
01:09:54i
01:09:54i
01:09:54i
01:09:54i
01:09:57i
01:09:57i
01:09:57i
01:09:57i
01:09:59i
01:09:59i
01:10:02i
01:10:03i
01:10:03i
01:10:04i
01:10:04i
01:10:05i
01:10:05i
01:10:06i
01:10:08i
01:10:08i
01:10:08i
01:10:08i
01:10:08i
01:10:08i
01:10:09i
01:10:10i
01:10:10i
01:10:13i
01:10:14i
01:10:14i
01:10:14i
01:10:15i
01:10:15i
01:10:15i
01:10:15i
01:10:15i
01:10:17i
01:10:19i
01:10:20i
01:10:20i
01:10:20i
01:10:20i
01:10:20i
01:10:21i
01:10:21i
01:10:22i
01:10:23i
01:10:36i
01:10:36i
01:10:37i
01:10:38i
01:10:39i
01:10:39i
01:10:39i
01:10:39i
01:10:40i
01:10:40i
01:11:06i
01:11:07i
01:11:07i
01:11:09i
01:11:09i
01:11:12i
01:11:12i
01:11:12i
01:11:13i
01:11:13i
01:11:13i
01:11:27i
01:11:27i
01:11:31i
01:11:31i
01:11:31i
01:11:31i
01:11:31i
01:11:32i
01:11:32i
01:11:32i
01:11:40i
01:11:42i
01:11:42i
01:11:43i
01:11:43me. So, now you're doing your other boss? I'm not doing anyone, Jamie. It's just a date.
01:11:58Is he Hotho? Maybe it will help me forget Mason. Besides being a very successful architect,
01:12:07he just seems like a normal guy. And normal's what I need right now.
01:12:18Hey. Hi. Wow. You look incredible. Get a room, you two. Let's go home.
01:12:37Who is that?
01:12:45Not again.
01:12:50Where are you taking me? Well, it's a surprise. I like surprises. Good. Because this one
01:13:01is going to blow you away.
01:13:03Okay. Now, you're going to do exactly what I tell you to do. Got it?
01:13:44Don't fight it, Mason.
01:13:49Prince. It took you a little far this time.
01:13:59Why are you doing this?
01:14:16Hey, bud. You got a little bump on your head there. What is this? Well, I know that transfer's
01:14:25coming in about 11 minutes. Except, you're not going to get that transfer. You're going
01:14:33to put that money in an account in Cayman Islands.
01:14:38That's ambitious, Brent. Even for you. It would ruin my business.
01:14:44And I would rather die than give you that money. Yeah. We thought you might say something
01:14:52like that. That's why we got ourselves a little insurance policy.
01:14:59What are you talking about? What are you doing? Brent? David? I mean, come on. But listen,
01:15:09we've had our differences. Keep your mouth closed. Brent. If either of them says another fucking
01:15:22word, blow her head off. Now, here's what's going to happen. You're going to put in your
01:15:33personal code. Then, you're going to revert the money to this bank account. If you do not,
01:15:43I'm going to cut her until you can't recognize her.
01:15:50Wait. How'd you get into my office after hours?
01:16:04Right. I've been your assistant for 12 years. All I ever wanted was to respect a promotion to show me
01:16:14you valued me. Demi. Shish! I don't need your respect or the promotion. All I want is your money.
01:16:30Oh, come on. You're really doing all of this just for money?
01:16:34For money? Yes. Money is everything, Mason. You know that.
01:16:42What? Code.
01:16:50Free my hands. Just say it.
01:16:58Sart.
01:17:0311-12-24.
01:17:07Oh, the date of your father's death.
01:17:14Just a second.
01:17:19And done.
01:17:24How do you think you're going to get away with this?
01:17:29Well, that's simple.
01:17:44Demi.
01:17:45Demi, no. No!
01:17:48No!
01:18:08You really should have given me that promotion, boss.
01:18:10You really should have given me that promotion, boss.
01:18:14No!
01:18:26Eve!
01:18:27David!
01:18:29Shh!
01:18:30Eve! Eve, come on.
01:18:31Okay.
01:18:32No!
01:18:34Eve, come on.
01:18:35You're stealing me.
01:18:36Please.
01:18:37No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:18:38Come on.
01:18:39No.
01:18:43What do I do?
01:18:43What do I do?
01:18:44What do I do?
01:18:45No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:18:47I need help!
01:18:48Help, please!
01:18:50Someone fucking help me here!
01:19:10Oh!
01:19:11Hey!
01:19:12Hey, kid.
01:19:14Here you go, some burgers.
01:19:16Thanks, Mason.
01:19:18Thinking maybe we can watch a movie?
01:19:20Yeah, that'd be cool.
01:19:23Oh, be careful.
01:19:24Yup.
01:19:26You good?
01:19:26Yeah.
01:19:43You okay?
01:19:47Yeah.
01:19:50I just miss Eve.
01:19:53Yeah.
01:19:56Me too.
01:20:05How'd it go?
01:20:07Yeah.
01:20:08Do they like it?
01:20:10You are looking at the youngest architect in the world to ever win the Pritzker Prize for Architecture?
01:20:17What?
01:20:18No way you did it!
01:20:19Fuck yeah, Eve!
01:20:23I love you, Evelyn Green.
01:20:26Good job.
01:20:28So proud of you.
01:20:33What, did you think I was dead?
01:20:49You're really not going to tell me what's in the chest?
01:20:51No.
01:20:53That part of my life is over now.
01:20:54No.
01:21:05Oh!
01:21:26What the fuck?
01:21:37What the fuck?
Comments