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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play him on.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey, you're here!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58Do you want me to stop, Timmy, now?
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03No, no...
00:01:06No, no, no...
00:01:07No, no, no...
00:01:11No, no, no, no...
00:01:22And then personas...
00:01:35I was so drunk last night. I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me. Hey, find me the girl from last night. I don't care how. Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:04Maximus, can't you get married already? Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend?
00:02:10I need grandkids. I need you to...
00:02:12Message received, Mom. I need to go now. I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:25Seven years. Why can't I ever find you? And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:40Boss, it's been years.
00:02:45I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:47Your vest, sir.
00:02:49But first, we found her fake Christmas wife. She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top. And, sir,
00:02:56make sure you use an alias. We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up
00:03:00the price.
00:03:01Good. Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi. One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:12I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy. Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy
00:03:19anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend. It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy? Where's my real one?
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older. Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:47Daddy!
00:03:48Oh, what?
00:03:56Daddy!
00:03:57Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not your dad.
00:04:01No, I know you're my daddy. Just as handsome as I am.
00:04:04Oh.
00:04:05Mommy, hurry! Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:08Oh.
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy. He's gorgeous.
00:04:26Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:29She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:32You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:35So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:37See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:40Hi, my name's Hyper. What's your name?
00:04:43Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max, Aurelius.
00:04:47Eva.
00:04:48I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:53I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:55I guess Mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:04:59So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:05$1,000 an hour?
00:05:06Well, yeah.
00:05:08It's $500 a day.
00:05:10Is that enough?
00:05:12That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:13Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:15That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:17You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:19Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:21Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:33So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:36Fine.
00:05:37But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:43Deal.
00:05:45Ready to go get married?
00:06:00Wow.
00:06:01Clean up nice.
00:06:03This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:05Pictures.
00:06:14Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:38Okay.
00:06:40Well, I think we got it.
00:06:41Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:45To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:49Yeah, of course.
00:07:00Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:02From my family to you.
00:07:12Bad news, boss.
00:07:13The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:18Wait, she bailed?
00:07:19Then who is...
00:07:23Who is she?
00:07:25Whatever.
00:07:26It doesn't matter.
00:07:28I've got what I need.
00:07:31Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:33I already found someone.
00:07:39Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:42Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:44Christmas shopping?
00:07:46I should come.
00:07:47Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:51I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:53We'll make it more believable.
00:07:58Fine.
00:07:59Yeah, fine.
00:08:00Okay.
00:08:00You can come.
00:08:08Let's go.
00:08:09Which mall are we going to?
00:08:11Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:13Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:19What the actual fuck?
00:08:25Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:30Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:36She does kind of look like him.
00:08:41So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:45Oh, jeez.
00:08:47Here, let me get this.
00:08:49I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:52Also, I was thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:04Okay.
00:09:05Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:07No.
00:09:07No, definitely not.
00:09:09And absolutely no-
00:09:10Sex?
00:09:11Yes.
00:09:13Strictly business.
00:09:15Anything physical outside of that does not have any.
00:09:18What?
00:09:19Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:22I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:28Let's go.
00:09:35Here.
00:09:36What are you doing?
00:09:38I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:41Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:48Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5150% off pies?
00:09:52Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:54Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:09:56They're the best kind.
00:09:57Hurry up and go.
00:09:58Go.
00:09:59What are you standing here for?
00:10:02Hello there.
00:10:03Hi.
00:10:03You ready?
00:10:04Yes, yeah.
00:10:04Just these things.
00:10:05Okay, great.
00:10:06We have a holiday special today.
00:10:09Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:10:14deal.
00:10:14Oh, great.
00:10:15Yeah.
00:10:16What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:18Will you get a move on?
00:10:20I just got here.
00:10:22Relax.
00:10:23Yeah, yeah.
00:10:26Here.
00:10:27This will do the trick.
00:10:28Okay, thank you.
00:10:30Hurry up and pay.
00:10:34I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:36You can wait your turn.
00:10:42Damn.
00:10:43My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:50Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:51Not the pies.
00:10:52Not the pies.
00:10:53You can just set those on top.
00:10:59Hi, guys.
00:11:01I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:06Of course.
00:11:08Of course.
00:11:08Thank you so much.
00:11:09Of course.
00:11:10I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:12She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:14Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:15Just to give it away.
00:11:17Yeah.
00:11:18Merry Christmas.
00:11:20Merry Christmas.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26You do that often?
00:11:28As often as I can.
00:11:33We should go.
00:11:34We gotta pick up paper.
00:11:39Watch out.
00:11:58You done feeling me up?
00:12:01Shut up.
00:12:02Oh, sorry.
00:12:03I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:04Yeah.
00:12:05Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:12And don't be late.
00:12:24Harrison Group?
00:12:26Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:29Sort of.
00:12:30Not that I'm judging.
00:12:31I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:36Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:39I think that's respectable.
00:12:42Can we pick another company?
00:12:44No.
00:12:45Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:46And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:48My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:50So, it's perfect.
00:12:55Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:12:59Don't worry.
00:13:00Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:01I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:04Too much.
00:13:26Let's go, Sam.
00:13:27It's time to check out the new HQ set.
00:13:30Hold on.
00:13:30You're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:35It's my daughter's.
00:13:37Daughter's?
00:13:38Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:55Hey!
00:13:56There they are!
00:13:57Hey!
00:13:58Nice making!
00:14:01Dad.
00:14:02So, weren't you made it?
00:14:03Oh.
00:14:03I missed you.
00:14:04So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:09He's coming.
00:14:10Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:12Good, good, good.
00:14:14So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:18When's he arriving?
00:14:19Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:24Poor thing.
00:14:25Not surprising.
00:14:26I mean, she's 30.
00:14:28Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:31Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:37This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:41Auntie Pamela?
00:14:42Debbie?
00:14:43My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:46We're only worried about you.
00:14:48All these years without a husband.
00:14:50Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:52You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:55And look what happened.
00:14:57She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:01I'm not alone.
00:15:02Mm-hmm.
00:15:03And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:08He's a manager.
00:15:10Manager?
00:15:11Of what?
00:15:13Trash.
00:15:15Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:19You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:22Actually...
00:15:24He's right here.
00:15:27Oh, wow.
00:15:29Wow.
00:15:30He is really good looking.
00:15:33Ah, must be AI.
00:15:35Mm-hmm.
00:15:36Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:39Fake.
00:15:40That's enough.
00:15:41She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:43Show some respect.
00:15:44Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William?
00:15:49And you turned him down?
00:15:51Well, guess what?
00:15:53William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:55Makes 500 grand a year.
00:15:59That's half a million.
00:16:01Half a million.
00:16:02Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:06And speak of the devil.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:11Willie, you've made it.
00:16:23There you are.
00:16:24Oh, look at you now.
00:16:27Living the dream.
00:16:29Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:31Well, you could be driving around in a car like that
00:16:33had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:36So married, huh?
00:16:38Is it serious?
00:16:41That's what marriage is.
00:16:42It's pretty serious.
00:16:44Wow.
00:16:45You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:48Makes sense, though.
00:16:49You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:52Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:54A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:57Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:01That's right.
00:17:02I just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:06Women love a man in red.
00:17:09Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:11Wanna sit on my lap?
00:17:13Don't touch me.
00:17:14Oh, so entitled.
00:17:17Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:21And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:24I mean, look at that car.
00:17:27Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:30Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:34Ditch your no-body husband and marry me instead.
00:17:38I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:46My mom would never marry. She already has a husband. He's gonna kick your butt.
00:17:54Is that so? Well then, where is he? Because I don't see him. Does anyone see him?
00:18:04Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:09That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:11And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:17Hey. Mommy.
00:18:19Hey, are you okay?
00:18:20I see your hands. Oh my God.
00:18:23I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay? Come on now.
00:18:25Let's go.
00:18:27What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:30How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:34Let me go.
00:18:35Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:40Let me go!
00:18:56Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:02Max, you came.
00:19:04Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:08Where's Piper?
00:19:10William Hitter?
00:19:12Mom, Dad had to take her inside.
00:19:13Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:16Well, well, well.
00:19:18If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:21That's right.
00:19:23Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:27Oh.
00:19:28Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:30It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:31I'm Max.
00:19:32Eva told us all about you.
00:19:34From New York.
00:19:35Polite.
00:19:36Handsome.
00:19:37Just like she said.
00:19:39Wow.
00:19:40He was an AI.
00:19:42See?
00:19:42He's real.
00:19:44And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:47Son of a bitch!
00:19:48You just ruined my suit!
00:19:50And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:52That pristine automobile.
00:19:54That car?
00:19:55Oh, my God.
00:19:56That's worth more than a house.
00:19:59That car?
00:20:00It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:05Wait.
00:20:06Are you?
00:20:11Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:14And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:16I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:18You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:20You stole it!
00:20:22That car belongs to the CEO of my company!
00:20:24Jesus!
00:20:25How did he get away with it?
00:20:26That's what I want to know.
00:20:28No?
00:20:28Enough!
00:20:29Please!
00:20:31I trust my daughter.
00:20:33She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:37Max?
00:20:37Be honest with me.
00:20:39Where did that car come from?
00:20:41How much did you want for it?
00:20:43I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:47So?
00:20:48You need a breath, man.
00:20:52All right, that's it! I'm calling the cops!
00:20:54Oh, way ahead of you.
00:20:56Wait.
00:20:57What?
00:20:58Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:01Oh, well.
00:21:02Too late.
00:21:09Listen, hon.
00:21:10I believe you.
00:21:11But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:16Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:17It's my car, okay?
00:21:18It's not stolen.
00:21:20Yeah?
00:21:20If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:23Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:26Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:28Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:30But then you have to get lost.
00:21:31And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:34Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:37Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:39Loser!
00:21:40Here.
00:21:40Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:45Jesus.
00:21:46Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:48It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:52Here.
00:21:53Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:04Mr. Harrison?
00:22:06Mr. Harrison?
00:22:09Mr. Harrison?
00:22:11Just play alone.
00:22:14Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:15Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:17Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:19Yes, sir.
00:22:20I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:22I...
00:22:22I...
00:22:23Please accept my serious apologies.
00:22:24Please.
00:22:34Oh, that William.
00:22:37What a jerk, huh?
00:22:39You fooled me.
00:22:40What can I say?
00:22:41Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:45Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:47Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:48We were just looking out for you.
00:22:50Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:53You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:22:55Soon.
00:22:56Do you think that, uh, you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:22:59A job at the Harrison Group even in the mailroom would open doors.
00:23:04We are family, aren't we?
00:23:06Family takes care of each other.
00:23:09If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:13Abigail, come on.
00:23:15Talk to her for us.
00:23:17Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:20Yeah.
00:23:20I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:23My daughter is just far too busy.
00:23:26Your best life.
00:23:27My new son-in-law.
00:23:29Come on, guys. Let's go in.
00:23:31Welcome to the family.
00:23:35Welcome.
00:23:35I want it.
00:23:40This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:42You can't tell the difference between A.I. and reality.
00:23:46My fault.
00:23:47You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:00Hey, how do you have that car? And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group? And how do
00:24:04you...
00:24:05I told you. I work for Harrison Group, remember? I have a friend in high places.
00:24:09A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:14Yes. It's the season of giving. He knows people. Has connections. He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:22You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:24Yeah, and you best not forget it. Capiche?
00:24:26Oh, my God. Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:30Dad! Mom!
00:24:32Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:35Oh, honey. We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:41I think they get it, huh?
00:24:45Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:47Oh, she's fine. One of you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:24:52And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:24:57Great.
00:24:58See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:00What are you doing?
00:25:03Okay.
00:25:05Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:10Relax. It was just a hug.
00:25:13Ugh.
00:25:15We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:18You'll be okay. It's just one week.
00:25:20Kill me now.
00:25:21Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:28What are you doing?
00:25:30That's weird.
00:25:32They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:34I don't know. Something just falls off.
00:25:37That's ridiculous.
00:25:39I mean, what do you want him to do?
00:25:41Make out a promise to prove him?
00:25:45Later.
00:25:48Let's go.
00:25:52Here we go.
00:25:55Piper is all tucked in, honey. Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:25:59To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:02Aw.
00:26:04Welcome.
00:26:05Cheers.
00:26:05Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:07Looks great.
00:26:08Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:10I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:14But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:18Mmm.
00:26:19Oh, no. Mom's testing him. She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:23You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:30Ow.
00:26:31Eva, sweetie.
00:26:32Kicking my foot.
00:26:33Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:35Oh, jeez.
00:26:38It's okay.
00:26:39Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:41I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:51Um...
00:26:56Twelve pumpkin pies. Did I hear this right?
00:26:58They're the best kind.
00:27:01Well, of course. It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:04See? Are you happy now?
00:27:06That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:09Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:12We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:18But our marriage is real.
00:27:20I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:24Now those are quality.
00:27:27Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:31Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:34Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:38I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:41Well, um, it's...
00:27:43Silly face. Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:46Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:49Silly face.
00:27:51I am not paying extra for this.
00:27:53Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:27:55That's beautiful.
00:27:56Wowzers.
00:27:57That's nice.
00:27:59You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:02Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:06And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:08I'll drink to that.
00:28:10I agree with you there.
00:28:11So, come on, guys. Let's eat.
00:28:13Come on.
00:28:14Come on.
00:28:17Come on.
00:28:26And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:29I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:32Nice and festive for you.
00:28:34No complications.
00:28:36Sorry, honey.
00:28:37Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:38I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:40Oh, honey.
00:28:41Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:45Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:47The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:49Something about water conservation.
00:28:51That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:28:5315 minutes?
00:28:55Honey, it's no big deal.
00:28:56Just shower together.
00:28:59Shower together?
00:29:02Just shower together.
00:29:04Okay, you guys.
00:29:05Have a good night, okay?
00:29:10You heard her.
00:29:32Whoa!
00:29:32Whoa!
00:29:33Why are you stripping?
00:29:36Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:38Come on, we're wasting time. We have 15 minutes.
00:29:41Nice try. I am not showering with you.
00:29:43Alright, suit yourself.
00:29:45All room for me in there.
00:29:46Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:04Come on, Max.
00:30:06Come on, Max.
00:30:07Get out of the way.
00:30:08We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:10You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:12Relax.
00:30:13I won't touch you.
00:30:15Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:18But that'll cost extra.
00:30:29In your dreams.
00:30:31Free to join me.
00:30:52You know, if you keep staring at my ass,
00:30:54you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:30:56You wish.
00:30:57Why aren't you getting in?
00:30:59Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:01It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:04Oh yeah?
00:31:05Free.
00:31:17Holy shit.
00:31:21Um, this is, um...
00:31:24This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:26I'll say.
00:31:27What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:30Still think you can lose this?
00:31:34Maybe.
00:31:35I don't think I want to.
00:31:41Max, I shouldn't.
00:31:45Or maybe we should.
00:31:47Good.
00:31:47God.
00:31:48He's such a good kisser.
00:31:50Why does this feel so...
00:31:53familiar?
00:31:58Mom, we're so sexy.
00:32:09Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:11What?
00:32:12I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:14It's not you, Max.
00:32:15It's us.
00:32:16It's this.
00:32:17This is all an act.
00:32:18Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:21You're right.
00:32:23I'm sorry.
00:32:24You just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:28Just...
00:32:34You're right.
00:32:35That birthmark...
00:32:36That birthmark...
00:32:40What is that?
00:32:43It's him, the man from New Years.
00:32:45Is he Piper's father?
00:32:50why are you acting
00:32:53oh my god max is piper's father are you okay yeah i just um i just got lightheaded i think
00:33:03i just
00:33:04need a few more minutes alone of course we have a daughter together oh my god what do i do
00:33:21i'm gonna sleep on the floor you can take the bed thanks
00:33:29hey are you sure you're okay look fake marriage aside i'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:35so if there's something you need i can help i want to help he's piper's father he has a right
00:33:42to know
00:33:44um max how would you feel if you found out you had a kid
00:33:53a child no no no that's that's impossible i'm very careful mostly
00:34:02i just mean i'm not the type of guy to sleep around family to me is a big commitment and
00:34:08i don't want any loose ends you know right he wouldn't want a kid tying him down
00:34:15i shouldn't tell him about piper why do you ask
00:34:20no reason just just curious no i feel like you're going somewhere with this what
00:34:28no well then can i ask you a question shoot
00:34:38where did you get these and how did you know my exact size i did not get those i don't
00:34:44know
00:34:44where those came from are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract
00:35:05you know the truth is is that i go go go go go just a second come in hey hon
00:35:17oh
00:35:19sorry for interrupting but uh piper is asking for a bedtime story before i tuck her in
00:35:24i think you could take this one dad we're kind of in the middle of something i can see that
00:35:30well why don't i read it to her i mean if you don't if you don't mind
00:35:34well atta boy you know what just put a shirt on i'm gonna go get her piper here comes grandpa
00:35:44he sprang to his sleigh to his team gave a whistle
00:35:47and away they all flew like the down of a thistle
00:35:50but i heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
00:35:55merry christmas to all and to all
00:35:59a good night
00:36:02if piper knew he was her real dad she'd be over the moon
00:36:06good night piper
00:36:11is her dad still around
00:36:13yeah but he doesn't know it because you're her dad
00:36:17uh no that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on
00:36:27do you really think so
00:36:29from the bottom of my heart
00:36:32maybe i should tell him he deserves to know
00:36:41max
00:36:45you're piper's father
00:36:53i'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:19where's piper
00:37:21she must have snuck off while we were asleep
00:37:39god he's such a good kisser
00:37:49just gonna kiss and run
00:37:52not on my watch
00:37:57yeah this i remember this
00:38:10good morning you two love bugs
00:38:12how was your stay at chateau smith
00:38:15good morning miss smith it was uh it was great
00:38:18wonderful
00:38:19well it's about to get even better
00:38:23oh no
00:38:24what is that sardines and saltines
00:38:27it's a smith family classic
00:38:29it was my gram gram's favorite during wartime
00:38:32don't be shy go ahead grab a handful
00:38:36max you don't have to
00:38:37no no it's okay
00:38:40smith family staple
00:38:41i don't have to know
00:38:41oh my god
00:38:51i can't even get in there
00:39:08i can't even think of small straws
00:39:11Can I have some water, please?
00:39:13That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:17What's the deal with them?
00:39:19Every year Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:21Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:26Hey, don't worry. I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:31Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:36Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:39:49Wait, that earring.
00:39:52Wait, that earring.
00:39:54You like it?
00:39:55I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:39:58Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:00I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:07Right. It's just a common earring. Anyone can have it.
00:40:10Maybe I'm reading too much into it. She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:17So Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:21But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:24What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:28An aging single mom. Slim pickings.
00:40:31I heard. He's in waste management.
00:40:34That explains it. She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:38Oh, please, Miranda. Look. Ava is your niece.
00:40:42Oh, come on, Grandpa. Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one night stand.
00:40:47Her track record speaks for itself.
00:40:49Exactly. Not like my Sierra. Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:40:57Oh, they're here.
00:40:59Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:05Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:07Merry Christmas.
00:41:09You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:11I am.
00:41:12I'm Eva's husband.
00:41:13Max.
00:41:14Pleasure to meet you. Welcome.
00:41:15You're Eva's husband.
00:41:18But you're gorgeous.
00:41:21But not as handsome as you.
00:41:24Look at you two.
00:41:25You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:27Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:29Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:30This is for Max and I.
00:41:32Oh, my goodness. Thank you, Eva.
00:41:33Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:36Oops. Oh, my bad.
00:41:38Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:41How thrifty.
00:41:42Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:41:45Mommy's right.
00:41:46You mean all a hack?
00:41:48You little.
00:41:50You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:41:53Or you will lose yours.
00:41:55Oh.
00:41:56You think you broke my wrist.
00:41:58Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:00My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:03He could ruin your life.
00:42:16What are you...
00:42:17Are you okay?
00:42:18I'm fine.
00:42:19I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:20Yeah.
00:42:21It's okay.
00:42:21It's okay.
00:42:22It's okay.
00:42:24What are you...
00:42:27Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:30Did you just slap me?
00:42:32Next time it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:34You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:35You know what, Sierra?
00:42:36I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:42:41Her family.
00:42:43She means me.
00:42:48You okay, honey?
00:42:49Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:42:52Do something.
00:42:53You don't know who you're messing with.
00:42:55I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:42:58Oh, wow.
00:42:58I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:04Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:06Let's call him.
00:43:08I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:11Please.
00:43:12Who do you think you are?
00:43:14Enough!
00:43:16There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:19Fine, Dad.
00:43:21Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:23They're just jealous.
00:43:26For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:28I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:32I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:35Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:37Alright, that's enough.
00:43:39Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:43:41married, mom.
00:43:42And hold on.
00:44:01Is this a joke?
00:44:03Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:05Hold it.
00:44:06Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:08My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:13My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:17King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:22Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:26And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:28It's just petty.
00:44:29Maybe so.
00:44:31But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:34Fine.
00:44:36Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:38Come on, let's go.
00:44:39No, no.
00:44:41Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:44:44Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:44:47I know, dear.
00:44:48I just want to have our family together.
00:44:50Fine.
00:44:51We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:44:54Better a stray than a bitch.
00:44:55What was that?
00:44:59I just want to have our family together.
00:45:02Fine.
00:45:03We'll stay.
00:45:05Can I have a little nimble?
00:45:07It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:08We'll get something right after.
00:45:10Like drive-through?
00:45:12I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:14That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:19No strays.
00:45:21Ow.
00:45:21Sweetie, sweetie, are you okay?
00:45:23Yeah, it's fine.
00:45:24You hit my child.
00:45:26You're fucking crazy!
00:45:27Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:34Don't worry, baby.
00:45:35I'll handle it.
00:45:38Don't worry, baby.
00:45:40I'll handle it.
00:45:44So much crannies.
00:45:44Piper.
00:45:45Sweetie.
00:45:46Are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:45:51Okay, sweetheart.
00:45:53Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:45:54As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:45:58Actually, I do.
00:46:00He's such a liar.
00:46:01This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:03Oh, it will be.
00:46:07Sam.
00:46:08Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:12I'm already on my way.
00:46:17Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:19I'm already on my way.
00:46:22You hear this guy?
00:46:23He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:46:26From Antarctica.
00:46:28Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:31His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:34Max, what are you doing?
00:46:36Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:37Santa's already on his way.
00:46:39Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:46:48A helicopter?
00:46:50A helicopter?
00:46:56There's no way.
00:47:02How did you pull this off?
00:47:03Sam is like family.
00:47:05I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:47:06Thanks, boss.
00:47:08Boss?
00:47:09Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:11Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:14Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:18I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:21You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:24Mm-hmm.
00:47:27Come on.
00:47:29You can stop kidding around.
00:47:32If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:35No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:37Come on.
00:47:38You can stop the charade.
00:47:39Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:47:42Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:47:46Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:47:58How is this possible?
00:48:00This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:07Who are you?
00:48:08I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:11That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:14Wait.
00:48:14No.
00:48:15Hold on.
00:48:17You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:21You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:24Hmm.
00:48:25Some of the small ones.
00:48:26I mean, you know that.
00:48:28You work for me.
00:48:30Oh, God.
00:48:31I insulted my own boss.
00:48:33I'm finished.
00:48:38Oh, God.
00:48:39I insulted my own boss.
00:48:41I'm finished.
00:48:42I didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:48:45Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:48:47Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:48:49For tonight, your feast ends.
00:48:52And with that, your career.
00:48:54You're fired.
00:48:56Fired?
00:48:57Sam?
00:49:01Fired?
00:49:02Oh, God.
00:49:03I can't be fired.
00:49:05What?
00:49:07Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:08You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:10Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:49:13Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:20And you.
00:49:22Oh, me?
00:49:24Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:26That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:27A family tradition.
00:49:29Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:32Sam?
00:49:36Will you do me the honors?
00:49:39Gladly.
00:49:43Merry Christmas, Aunt Lauren.
00:49:48Father, do something.
00:49:50Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:49:52I'm leaving.
00:49:54Mmm, pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:01Come on, sweetie.
00:50:03Daddy had this crab flying just for you.
00:50:05Eat as much as you want.
00:50:06Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:10I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:13I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:15Honestly?
00:50:17This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:19Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:21Just like this.
00:50:23Does he really mean that?
00:50:24Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:26I can't tell.
00:50:28And that terrifies me.
00:50:33Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:50:35I brought you a gift.
00:50:36Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:50:39Oh.
00:50:44Oh, this is wonderful.
00:50:47Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:50:50Tell me everything.
00:50:52Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:50:57Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:01A high school dropout?
00:51:03In the Harrison family?
00:51:06Not a chance.
00:51:10She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:14Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:15Silence.
00:51:16Get me the address where she works.
00:51:18It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:20That's nice.
00:51:21We own that one.
00:51:23Good work.
00:51:24But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:36Thanks.
00:51:36So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:51:43Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:51:45And how about you?
00:51:50Me?
00:51:51Yeah.
00:51:53Are you happy with your new husband?
00:51:58Eva.
00:52:09That birthmark.
00:52:10Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:17Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:19So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:22No feelings, no complications.
00:52:24That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:25Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:28Max.
00:52:29Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:32It's cold.
00:52:34Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:37Max.
00:52:40I need to tell you something.
00:52:43It's something important.
00:52:45What's gotten into her?
00:52:47Is she hiding something?
00:52:49Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:52:52I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:52:57Piper is...
00:53:00Piper is...
00:53:01Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:04Sweetie.
00:53:05Oh my gosh.
00:53:05It's almost swollen.
00:53:07Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:09Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:10Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:53:15Come on, Piper.
00:53:18Okay, let me see.
00:53:22I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:27But that's not true.
00:53:28You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:32Uh...
00:53:33Daddy!
00:53:34No!
00:53:35What?
00:53:41Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:53:47Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:53:49Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:53:51Really?
00:53:52Please stay, Daddy.
00:53:56You think it was Scar?
00:54:00Hmm.
00:54:03I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:04Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:06I have one, too.
00:54:08Dad.
00:54:09I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:12Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:15Really?
00:54:15No way.
00:54:16No.
00:54:17It was actually a cactus.
00:54:19But it's still cool.
00:54:22I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:28Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:30My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:54:37And how old are you?
00:54:39Six.
00:54:40Six?
00:54:41That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:54:44Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:54:45Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:54:49What do I even say?
00:54:51And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:54:53Sorry, honey.
00:54:54This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:54:58Um, yeah.
00:55:02Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:04Ivar.
00:55:09Okay, look.
00:55:13Piper is...
00:55:18Go on.
00:55:25That must be an emergency.
00:55:28Excuse me.
00:55:30Sorry.
00:55:30I'll take this.
00:55:37Mommy, are you okay?
00:55:39Yeah.
00:55:41Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:55:44I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:55:48Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:55:51I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:55:54She's a high school dropout.
00:55:56Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:55:58And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:01I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:02Max.
00:56:03That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:11I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:13You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:15Your mother would take her away.
00:56:16After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:20Eva?
00:56:22Maximus?
00:56:23Are you even listening to me?
00:56:25No, Mom, Mom.
00:56:26Listen.
00:56:27I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:28Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:56:30I'm not leaving her.
00:56:33Eva?
00:56:34Oh, shit.
00:56:40I need that.
00:56:41Ha, ha.
00:56:42For me?
00:56:43Oh, thanks, Mom.
00:56:44This is for you, Grandma.
00:56:50Oh, wow.
00:56:52That's so cool.
00:56:53Did you make it?
00:56:54Uh, Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:56:58Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:00Just thanks, guys.
00:57:01I'm glad you're here.
00:57:04Oh, God.
00:57:05Oh.
00:57:06Oh.
00:57:06Damn, these are nice.
00:57:08Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:16Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:18It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:20Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:21Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:22Ready?
00:57:23Ready?
00:57:23Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:26What do we got, guys?
00:57:26Billy.
00:57:27Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:57:33You never told me.
00:57:37Have we met before?
00:57:41Have we met before?
00:57:44She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:57:49I don't know what you're getting at.
00:57:52Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:03I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:05Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:06They're very common.
00:58:07I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:10No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:14Maybe.
00:58:17Are you okay?
00:58:20Were the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:24No.
00:58:25I'm fine.
00:58:27Um.
00:58:28Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:32I got you this.
00:58:34You got me a gift, too?
00:58:36Tis the season.
00:58:37Open it.
00:58:50Gloves.
00:58:52Did you make these?
00:58:54Yeah.
00:58:55I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:58:59You've already done so much for me.
00:59:01I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:05How did I feel?
00:59:06Warm, right?
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:09Warm.
00:59:11Soft.
00:59:15Perfect.
00:59:19Thank you, Eva.
00:59:21I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:59:25Really?
00:59:27Yeah, my mom.
00:59:28She partied all the time.
00:59:29And I got gifts.
00:59:31Plenty of them.
00:59:32But I don't think she ever bought one herself.
00:59:37Nothing personal.
00:59:38Well, you deserve it.
00:59:41You're a good guy.
00:59:43And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
00:59:51What if that day's today?
00:59:56What if I already found someone special?
01:00:00Right here.
01:00:24Max, we can't.
01:00:28If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:00:35Come on.
01:00:36I don't want you to stop.
01:00:44No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:00:51Max.
01:00:53Max.
01:00:54Max.
01:00:55Max.
01:00:58Max.
01:01:00Max.
01:01:01Max.
01:01:02Max.
01:01:04Max.
01:01:07Max.
01:01:11Max.
01:01:15Max.
01:01:26Piper?
01:01:29She can't see us.
01:01:46Eva?
01:01:51Grandma, I'm up here.
01:02:05That was way too close.
01:02:07Yeah.
01:02:08We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:14Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:18Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:22You still have been giving me mine.
01:02:29Let me give it to you.
01:02:31Let me give it to you.
01:03:07Who is calling me to serve me?
01:03:13Hello?
01:03:13Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:15I'm Max's mother.
01:03:17Name your price.
01:03:18What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:21What?
01:03:22We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:26Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:03:30My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:34Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:03:38So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:03:46Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:03:52You okay?
01:03:56Look, we made it through Christmas, so I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:04What are you talking about?
01:04:05It's over.
01:04:07It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:12Eva, wait!
01:04:15So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:22Max, it's not real.
01:04:25None of it was real.
01:04:27So, this is just a goodbye.
01:04:30Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:04:33Look.
01:04:36Last night, I let my guard down.
01:04:40But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:04:43And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:04:45Just tell me what you need.
01:04:48I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:04:52Just say the word.
01:04:59You don't get it.
01:05:01You don't get it.
01:05:09I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:16I won't give up on us.
01:05:32Are we here?
01:05:34Yes.
01:05:35As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:05:42Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:05:44We're home.
01:05:47We're home.
01:05:49How can she just walk away?
01:05:58Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:00It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:02Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:05You promised.
01:06:07Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:09Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:12All right, fine.
01:06:14When?
01:06:16Two days.
01:06:17I'll come pick you up.
01:06:19No need.
01:06:20Just send me the address on me either.
01:06:23Okay.
01:06:27I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:06:32So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:06:35Thank you, sweetie.
01:06:36If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:00Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:02Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:04Boss?
01:07:06Boss?
01:07:10Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:07:13I need to go win back my family.
01:07:16Family?
01:07:17Boss, are you okay?
01:07:18Never better.
01:07:21Go get her, Max.
01:07:26Give it your best smile.
01:07:28Ah, there he is.
01:07:31Maximus, darling.
01:07:32I have some prospects for you.
01:07:34Nice, high society girls from the city.
01:07:40Oh.
01:07:42I told you.
01:07:43I already found the woman I love.
01:07:47Well, I...
01:07:51Maximus, stop this.
01:07:53That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:07:57Tell me what kind of woman you want, and I'll find you another.
01:08:00Mother, you are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:04No, I'm not.
01:08:06Oh.
01:08:07I work in waste management, and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:08:12I'm Eva's husband, and I'm a father.
01:08:16What?
01:08:29Oh, that's her.
01:08:31The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:08:36Hi.
01:08:37Welcome in.
01:08:38Can I help you find something?
01:08:39I want to try those.
01:08:44Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:08:47Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:08:53No, no, no.
01:08:54I know what I want.
01:08:56Size seven.
01:08:58Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:02Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:09:09Ignore her.
01:09:10She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:09:12Here, let me help you.
01:09:14Come on.
01:09:18She seems kind.
01:09:24I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:09:27She's just doing her job.
01:09:30How do they feel?
01:09:31Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:09:35I think I need a size up.
01:09:37Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:09:42Right away.
01:09:43I'll be right back.
01:09:44She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:09:47Was I wrong about her?
01:10:03Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:07Well, who gives a shit?
01:10:09She can't walk.
01:10:13That's just pure evil.
01:10:16Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:10:19She's in a wheelchair.
01:10:21Who cares?
01:10:22It's the last pair.
01:10:24I get paid commission.
01:10:30I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:10:33See?
01:10:35This is your whole problem.
01:10:38This is why you'll always be broke.
01:10:42I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:10:45I'm not selling her junk.
01:10:47She has to deal with people like this?
01:10:50People who insult her all day?
01:10:53I'm your manager.
01:10:58Sell the old bitty the shoes,
01:11:01or you're fired.
01:11:07Did I stutter?
01:11:12You don't have to fire me.
01:11:16I quit.
01:11:22I don't work here anymore.
01:11:25Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:11:28They're broken.
01:11:29Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:11:30You're a good person, after all.
01:11:34Looks like I misjudged you.
01:11:37I'm sorry?
01:11:39Why are you still here, Eva?
01:11:42Get out!
01:11:48You're not disabled?
01:11:50Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:11:54Absolutely shameful.
01:11:56Who are you?
01:11:57I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group,
01:12:02and the owner of this store.
01:12:05You're Eleanor Harrison,
01:12:07mother of the CEO?
01:12:09I am.
01:12:10And you, my dear,
01:12:12are fired!
01:12:13What did I do?
01:12:17You are a good person.
01:12:20From now on,
01:12:21this store is yours to run.
01:12:26Are you serious?
01:12:28That's right.
01:12:30Don't be nervous, child.
01:12:33You are professional,
01:12:35responsible,
01:12:36far better than that two-bit manager.
01:12:41You, out!
01:12:44I'll leave.
01:12:47I'm leaving.
01:12:51I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:12:55No, don't worry.
01:12:57You're getting a promotion.
01:12:59You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:04First assignment,
01:13:05I want that row,
01:13:07and that row,
01:13:09and the entire display case.
01:13:12Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:13:15Okay.
01:13:16Yeah.
01:13:18Once we're home,
01:13:20I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:13:22I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:13:31She's the mother of a CEO.
01:13:33Of course she lives like this.
01:13:45Mrs. Harrison?
01:13:46I'm here with your delivery.
01:13:51Max?
01:13:52Eva?
01:13:53What are you doing here?
01:13:55I, uh...
01:13:56There you are, Eva!
01:13:59Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:02My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:05What are you talking...
01:14:09That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:14:14Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:14:16Stop!
01:14:18And you?
01:14:19You lied to me at the store!
01:14:22You were both just testing me?
01:14:23Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:14:26I'm sorry, Eva.
01:14:27I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:14:31But I was wrong.
01:14:32Eva, please...
01:14:33I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:14:36Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:14:39How could you think that of me?
01:14:41It's not like that, dear.
01:14:43Eva, what are you talking about?
01:14:45Mom, what did you do?
01:14:47I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:14:50We're not together.
01:14:52And I can't love something that was never real.
01:14:58I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:02What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:03Go after her!
01:15:07Eva.
01:15:08Let me go!
01:15:09I swear, it's not what you think.
01:15:11We come from two completely different worlds.
01:15:13Stop pretending like you care!
01:15:14I'm not pretending!
01:15:16Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:15:18And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:15:25Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:15:30Max, you came.
01:15:31God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:15:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:15:39Just say the word.
01:15:43See?
01:15:46Stop fighting.
01:15:49We belong together.
01:15:52You're wrong.
01:15:53Wrong about what?
01:15:55That you care?
01:15:57Or we belong together?
01:15:58Look, I already told you.
01:16:00We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:02Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:16:07I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:16:12Eva.
01:16:15Eva!
01:16:18I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:16:19Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:16:27Ow!
01:16:29Are you okay, Mommy?
01:16:31Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:16:33Come here.
01:16:42No, you're not fine.
01:16:43You're sad.
01:16:46I'm okay, sweetie.
01:16:50I miss Daddy, too.
01:16:54I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:16:59Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:03Love bug.
01:17:05You're right.
01:17:06What am I doing?
01:17:07Running like a coward?
01:17:10I've always taught you to be brave.
01:17:13Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:17:17I believe in you.
01:17:18What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:17:20I know exactly what to say to him.
01:17:25Maximus deserves to know.
01:17:27Piper is his daughter.
01:17:34Enough sulking.
01:17:36Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:17:39Don't you think I want to?
01:17:42She doesn't want me.
01:17:44I didn't raise you to give up.
01:17:46Your daughter is still out there.
01:17:47You can't abandon her.
01:17:49Mom, you don't get it.
01:17:50I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:17:53And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:17:57What are you talking about?
01:17:59I already ran a DNA test.
01:18:03Piper is your daughter.
01:18:05What?
01:18:06See for yourself.
01:18:13I was right.
01:18:14Seven years ago.
01:18:17New Year's.
01:18:17That woman was Eva.
01:18:28Eva.
01:18:31Hey.
01:18:33Daddy.
01:18:34Daddy.
01:18:35Piper.
01:18:38I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:18:46You came back.
01:18:49I, uh...
01:18:53Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:01I, uh...
01:19:03I was scared.
01:19:04But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:19:07Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:19:11Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:19:15I have something to tell you, too.
01:19:19Piper is your daughter.
01:19:21You knew.
01:19:22My sweet granddaughter.
01:19:25Grandma.
01:19:26Oh.
01:19:29Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:19:31But you've known this whole time?
01:19:33I was scared.
01:19:34Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:19:37I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:19:40How could you not know how I felt?
01:19:52I love you, Eva.
01:19:56I love you, Eva.
01:19:58I promise.
01:19:59I promise.
01:19:59For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:20:03As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:20:16Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:19For real this time?
01:20:21Yes.
01:20:22Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:20:36Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:20:43I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:20:50Who's that?
01:20:53Eva!
01:20:55Take me back!
01:20:58I'm sorry!
01:20:59I'm sorry!
01:21:00I'm sorry!
01:21:03Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:21:06Again.
01:21:09No?
01:21:10Not funny?
01:21:11Nothing's funny.
01:21:11I love it.
01:21:14Bye, bye.
01:21:15Bye.
01:21:16Bye.
01:21:22Bye.
01:21:27Bye.
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