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Campaigning For Love
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00:00:05Oh
00:00:06My god, that's Christopher Stinnett state candidate
00:00:12So hot I want him to campaign all over me
00:00:19She said absolutely
00:00:33Mr. Stinnett congrats on your upcoming victory. Oh
00:00:37It's much too early to say that but thank you. And you are only one of your biggest supporters
00:00:43Are you gonna drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:57Excuse me for a second
00:01:01Oh
00:01:08Let's go upstairs together handsome. Let me take care of you. What are you talking about? Don't deny it
00:01:15You need me, baby
00:01:23Baby
00:01:24Baby, you just don't worry. I think you'll be in our room soon
00:01:27What the hell are you? Get away from me
00:01:30Fuck out of my way
00:01:31Oh
00:01:32I'm sorry
00:01:43Oh
00:01:51I'm sorry
00:01:56I'm sorry
00:01:58Are you serious? This entrance is for wealthy political donors only.
00:02:02The side door is for the help.
00:02:04Jesus, that cheap dress might work on your corn farm, but not here.
00:02:08Get out! And go through the back.
00:02:11I'm so sorry, I didn't know.
00:02:15Just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign.
00:02:21I don't know how she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate.
00:02:25How garnished? This is a senate campaign, not a country bumpkin office.
00:02:30You don't need a corn grower.
00:02:32Well, I just fired an intern for hating on our candidate, so I needed someone to run errands.
00:02:40Excuse me. We grow brussels sprouts, not corn.
00:02:44And I might not know a lot about the candidate, but I really believe in his ideas and-
00:02:48Excuse me, intern. Not another word. Get lost.
00:03:01You ruined my mink! Are you drunk?
00:03:04Oh, my God. On behalf of the campaign, I apologize, ma'am.
00:03:09You clumsy hick! You will not keep your job after this.
00:03:12I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me. I really want to work on this campaign.
00:03:17I'll fix it. I'll clean the coat and the wig right now.
00:03:20Well? What are you waiting for?
00:03:21You dumb hick.
00:03:24This is all your fault.
00:03:26Don't worry. There's cleaning supplies upstairs.
00:03:29Stay out of this, maid. Fix it, intern, or you're fired.
00:03:39Thank you, but where are the cleaning supplies?
00:03:41You heard what she said. If I can't get these clean, I'll be fired.
00:03:45I put you into room 2809. It's empty. Go up there. You'll be alone.
00:03:49You're a lifesaver. I'm Sarah.
00:03:52Us working class girls gotta stick together. Right? I'm Stephanie.
00:03:55You're right. God, I had a really tough day.
00:04:00It's okay. These rich people are ridiculous. Don't blame yourself.
00:04:04That's why I'm interning on this campaign. To stand up for people like us.
00:04:09I just wish I fit in better.
00:04:12Amen, girl. And...
00:04:16Look at you.
00:04:19You look like you fit right in.
00:04:25Hi. I'm a wealthy socialite. I eat caviar, not Doritos. I totally belong here.
00:04:31Hey, I gotta run. But this key works for the elevator and it gets you into room 2809.
00:04:37Call me if you need me. Good luck.
00:04:40Thanks again. See you later.
00:04:58Is somebody here?
00:05:01Is somebody here?
00:05:03Is somebody in there?
00:05:10Oh, sorry. I'm...
00:05:12God, he's so hot.
00:05:20Are you okay?
00:05:49All right.
00:05:49Okay?
00:05:49You don't mean nothing to me
00:05:51I don't believe what you preach
00:05:55I don't believe what you preach
00:05:57I don't believe what you preach
00:05:59I thought I'd make you a winner
00:06:01I don't believe what I see
00:06:04I ain't really cold
00:06:09So you didn't go into Senate's room
00:06:12He shoved me out of the room, Senator
00:06:14I, I
00:06:15You goddamn worthless woman
00:06:17I hired you
00:06:19To drug him
00:06:21And to film a scandalous sex tape
00:06:24And you
00:06:26Returned empty fucking handed
00:06:28Sir, I think I have something
00:06:32Well then show me, you idiot
00:06:37This might just be enough
00:06:40To bring my election opponent down
00:06:54Can't believe me
00:06:55I slept with a hot stranger
00:07:00I have to clean this or I'll be fired
00:07:28Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:31If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired
00:07:33No, I did fix it, it's right here
00:07:37It doesn't matter
00:07:39You belong in a farmer's market
00:07:40Not a campaign office
00:07:43A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow, so
00:07:47Today's your last day
00:07:48A little trash girl
00:07:50No, Rebecca, please
00:07:51I really want this job
00:07:57Candidate's tenant is running a little late
00:07:58Which isn't like him
00:08:00But he'll be here soon
00:08:01So
00:08:02Be ready
00:08:03He's never late
00:08:05I wonder if our candidate got laid last night
00:08:08He wouldn't
00:08:09He'll be my man sooner or later
00:08:11Stop gossiping
00:08:12Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate
00:08:16Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal
00:08:48He'll be right back
00:08:53You've got to be kidding me
00:08:55The man I slept with is the candidate?
00:08:57Hello, miss
00:08:59Thank God, he didn't recognize me
00:09:05I fucked up
00:09:06If anyone finds out I slept with him, it'll be a scandal
00:09:10Have we met, miss?
00:09:12Absolutely, never
00:09:14Sarah's a new intern from some farmland
00:09:18I don't think she's cut out for this
00:09:22Something's familiar about her
00:09:24God, he recognizes me
00:09:26I'm in so much trouble
00:09:28Sir, I think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough
00:09:33Glad to have you on my team, Sarah
00:09:35Thank God he didn't recognize me
00:09:40He's way out of your league, farm girl
00:09:43Stay away from him
00:09:45He'd never go for a poor farm girl like you
00:09:47So
00:09:48Don't even think about it
00:09:49Hey, something happened last night
00:09:54Emergency meeting, let's go
00:09:56No intern's allowed
00:09:57Get me a coffee
00:09:59With nonfat, dairy-free, oat-free oat milk
00:10:06Sir, what happened?
00:10:08You disappeared from the fundraiser last night
00:10:10It's hazy
00:10:12But I think someone at the event slipped something in my drink
00:10:16It's foggy
00:10:17But I spent the night with a woman who
00:10:20You slept with someone?
00:10:22And she drugged you?
00:10:23She was
00:10:23It was a setup
00:10:25Oh God
00:10:27A sex scandal will sink this campaign
00:10:29The slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator
00:10:33Are you okay?
00:10:41No
00:10:43No, I don't remember much
00:10:44But the girl I was with last night isn't like that
00:10:47She's a good person
00:10:49You're being naive
00:10:51Okay, this is dirty politics
00:10:53Your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you
00:10:56She's not like that
00:10:57No one's gonna find out
00:10:59There will be no scandal
00:11:06No one will find out?
00:11:08Senator Hester's about to do a press conference attacking you
00:11:17I will protect your second amendment right
00:11:19Stop having your coffee
00:11:20Quiet in turn
00:11:20You get a bazooka?
00:11:22You get a bazooka?
00:11:23You get a bazooka?
00:11:23You get a bazooka?
00:11:24It's your God-given right
00:11:26And us men
00:11:28We know how to safely handle fire arms
00:11:32Oh!
00:11:33Shit!
00:11:36Gotcha!
00:11:37I did that on purpose
00:11:38Where was I?
00:11:40Oh, my opponent
00:11:41Christopher Sten
00:11:43Laid with a prostitute last night
00:11:47What?
00:11:48I'm not a prostitute
00:11:49This indecent
00:11:51Immoral
00:11:52And pre-maritable sex
00:11:54Will have him
00:11:56Burn in hell
00:11:57So this is bad
00:11:57For all eternity
00:11:58He's lying
00:11:59I didn't sleep with a prostitute
00:12:01He has no proof
00:12:02I have proof
00:12:04That my opponent
00:12:05Christopher Sten
00:12:07Slept with a hooker last night
00:12:11Oh, no
00:12:12He got a photo of us in bed
00:12:14He has a photo?
00:12:17We're doomed
00:12:22Oh, no
00:12:23He got a photo of us in bed
00:12:27Oh, God
00:12:29You useless intern
00:12:30I'm so sorry
00:12:31I'll clean that up
00:12:32And I have proof
00:12:34That my opponent
00:12:36Christopher Sten
00:12:37Slept with a prostitute
00:12:39Last night
00:12:44Thank goodness
00:12:45That isn't a photo of me
00:12:46Wait a second
00:12:47That is not the woman
00:12:49I slept with last night
00:12:50She was much more beautiful
00:12:53That stupid firm girl
00:12:55Smirk off your face
00:12:56I'm sorry
00:12:56I'll get out
00:13:00Sir, this is bad
00:13:01It doesn't matter
00:13:02If you didn't sleep
00:13:03With the prostitute
00:13:04Or whoever she was
00:13:05If we can't prove
00:13:06It wasn't a fake
00:13:07Then it'll sink
00:13:08And ruin the campaign
00:13:10Wait
00:13:12The girl last night
00:13:13Gave me her phone number
00:13:28The annoying farm girl intern?
00:13:32She's your one night stand?
00:13:33Please, no
00:13:34You can't sleep with your intern
00:13:36It'll be a massive scandal
00:13:37No, sorry
00:13:38It's just my mom calling
00:13:40I knew it
00:13:41The boss would never be with someone as lowly as you know
00:13:44Get out, intern
00:13:45You don't belong in this high-level meeting anyway
00:13:49Hi, mom
00:13:50One second
00:13:53Damn
00:13:55She didn't pick up
00:13:57Good
00:13:58Don't talk to her
00:14:00Your one night stand was probably a spy
00:14:02Sent by Senator Hustler
00:14:03To entrap you
00:14:05Sir, the center is all over TV
00:14:06Spreading massive lies
00:14:07That you slept with this prostitute
00:14:09And they'll believe him
00:14:10And we'll lose this election
00:14:13Okay, unless we can prove it's a lie
00:14:14How can I if the girl I was really with won't answer my calls?
00:14:19Wait
00:14:20There must be security camera footage
00:14:22Proving that I didn't go in the room with that prostitute
00:14:26Yes, of course
00:14:28We'll get that hotel security camera footage
00:14:31ASAP
00:14:39We'll get that footage and prove you weren't with a prostitute
00:14:41And maybe
00:14:41We'll see the woman I was really with last night too
00:14:44You'll see who she was with
00:14:50You're on your phone
00:14:51Again
00:14:52Go get me a muffin
00:14:55Cinnamon raisin
00:14:56No raisins
00:14:57And make sure it's gluten-free
00:14:59I was just calling in your order
00:15:00No, actually
00:15:04Stephanie
00:15:05This is, um, Sarah
00:15:07We met
00:15:08I remember you
00:15:08What's up, girl?
00:15:10Um, is there any way you could access
00:15:12The hotel footage from last night from
00:15:15Floor 28
00:15:16And delete it?
00:15:17Where's my muffin, intern?
00:15:20I'm still placing the order
00:15:22Delete the footage?
00:15:24May I ask why?
00:15:25I know, it's a lot to ask
00:15:26I'll explain later, but it's an emergency
00:15:29Us working class girls
00:15:30Gotta look out for each other, right?
00:15:31Staff in the security room is my friend
00:15:33I got it
00:15:34Thank you
00:15:35Thank you, thank you
00:15:37My people are arriving at the hotel
00:15:38We'll have that footage in no time
00:15:40Come on, Stephanie
00:15:42Delete that footage fast
00:15:43Or I'm in trouble
00:15:47Hey, Sarah, right?
00:15:49Sorry I haven't had a chance to get to talk to you
00:15:51It's been a crazy day
00:15:53That's okay
00:15:54I swear it's not usually like this
00:15:55But I would love to hear your position
00:15:58On my campaign platform
00:15:59Don't waste your time talking to an unqualified, corn-growing intern
00:16:04Who doesn't know the first thing about politics
00:16:06Senator Hessler's all about the politics of anger
00:16:08But Topher isn't
00:16:09He doesn't name-call or put people down
00:16:11So you shouldn't either
00:16:12And for the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts
00:16:17Bravo
00:16:18Bravo
00:16:18That's the right attitude
00:16:21Think about learning some tips from her
00:16:23She's a lot smarter than you gave her credit for
00:16:26What?
00:16:27But
00:16:28She's
00:16:32I would love
00:16:33To get to know you
00:16:36Sir
00:16:36Our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage
00:16:43Don't worry, sir
00:16:44We're gonna figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage
00:16:46Any second now
00:16:47Go ahead
00:16:50What?
00:16:52The footage was deleted?
00:16:53Phew
00:16:54With the footage gone
00:16:55No one will find out we slept together
00:16:57Not even him
00:16:58I'm in the clear
00:16:59I'll figure out
00:17:01Something to
00:17:03Disprove the senator's lies, sir
00:17:06Speaking of
00:17:07Me
00:17:08Have you
00:17:10Decided who you want to be your assistant?
00:17:13God, he's so hot
00:17:14But I need to keep my distance
00:17:16And make sure nothing else happens between us
00:17:20No
00:17:22Sir
00:17:23She's unqualified
00:17:26She doesn't know anything about politics
00:17:28She's
00:17:29Nobody
00:17:30This is her last day
00:17:32Actually
00:17:33She's exactly
00:17:34What I need
00:17:35Oh no
00:17:37Not me
00:17:38For my new assistant, Sarah
00:17:40Be ready
00:17:41We're gonna be spending a lot more time together
00:17:46So much for staying away from him
00:17:49You little hick
00:17:52How did you get him to promote you over me?
00:17:59The candidates schedule on speeches for the upcoming week
00:18:01Policy positions
00:18:03Memorize all of it
00:18:04There's a false rumor going around
00:18:05That the candidates slept with a prostitute
00:18:09If anyone finds out that he is intimate with an intern
00:18:11It's game over for all of us
00:18:14So
00:18:14Keep it professional
00:18:15I believe in this campaign
00:18:17I won't jeopardize it
00:18:19That's why I stole the footage?
00:18:21Because you accidentally slept with your senate candidate boss?
00:18:25I didn't know that it was him
00:18:26And he thought I was just some rich snob lady
00:18:29Oh my god
00:18:31You like him
00:18:32I get it
00:18:34He's freaking hot and successful
00:18:37I know
00:18:38But
00:18:38He doesn't know that it was me
00:18:41And if word ever got out that he slept with his intern
00:18:44Don't worry
00:18:45The footage is gone
00:18:46And your hot little secret's safe
00:18:49Crisis averted
00:18:52My opponent, Christopher Stinnett
00:18:54Is a lying scandal
00:18:55In this election
00:18:57I will prove it
00:18:58Vote for me
00:18:59What the hell is he talking about?
00:19:02He's just making up this story
00:19:03About the candidate sleeping with a hooker last night
00:19:06What?
00:19:06He called you a hooker?
00:19:08No, not me
00:19:09But he has this photo
00:19:11Of a woman in a red dress
00:19:13Leaning on Topher
00:19:15And it's all a lie
00:19:16He's just framing him
00:19:17I actually saw your boss last night
00:19:20With a woman in a red dress
00:19:22What?
00:19:23I was there
00:19:24And he definitely didn't take that woman to his room
00:19:27You were the only one
00:19:30Stop
00:19:31I will
00:19:32After you give me all the dirty little details
00:19:42Just avoid being alone with Topher
00:19:47He's in his office going in
00:19:48Oh no, I don't want to interrupt
00:19:57Morning, sir
00:19:58Your coffee
00:19:59Sarah
00:20:00Please call me Topher
00:20:05Ah
00:20:06Just what I needed
00:20:08Well
00:20:09I want to give you what you need
00:20:12It's my job as your assistant
00:20:14May I say
00:20:15You're excelling at it
00:20:18I seem nervous
00:20:20I'm not that scary, am I?
00:20:22No, I
00:20:24Senator Hustler is just
00:20:27Saying you were with the hooker
00:20:29It's a lie
00:20:30It's so frustrating
00:20:32That's what my opponent does
00:20:35He lies
00:20:37But do you know why we're going to win?
00:20:40Because we have the truth on our side
00:20:41Don't we, Sarah?
00:20:43The prostitute's story won't hold up
00:20:45Because it isn't true
00:20:48So all we have to do is just smile
00:20:51Take your breath
00:20:54And it's okay
00:20:56Perfect
00:20:57Just like that
00:21:04What are you doing here, farm girl?
00:21:06The hooker story isn't going away
00:21:08Senator Hustler is about to give a press conference attacking you
00:21:12But there's no proof
00:21:13Politics isn't about proof, intern
00:21:15It's about stories, okay?
00:21:17And the senator's telling a pretty juicy one
00:21:20Whoever deleted that security camera footage really screwed us
00:21:24The senator's lying
00:21:26Let's go confront him
00:21:27I'll do it myself
00:21:29No, sir
00:21:29It's politically dangerous
00:21:31I'm not worried
00:21:33Let's go confront the senator
00:21:34And put this nonsense story behind us
00:21:38And put this nonsense story behind us
00:21:41Yeah
00:21:41Make the bully say his lies right to your face
00:21:45Let the adults take it from here, farm girl
00:21:47I'll let you know
00:21:48If the candidate needs another coffee
00:21:50Wait
00:21:51Sir, we gotta go
00:21:53Now
00:21:53I think Sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp
00:21:56I'm not forgetting about her
00:21:58Come on
00:21:59I want you with me
00:22:09Stinnett is a liar
00:22:11Who couldn't be trusted
00:22:13He slept
00:22:15With a hooker
00:22:24Excuse me, senator
00:22:26If you're gonna lie about me
00:22:27Say it to my face
00:22:28Oh
00:22:29The immoral man
00:22:32Who slept with a hooker
00:22:33Has a riot
00:22:34I didn't know such thing
00:22:36The photo in the elevator is not proof, senator
00:22:39Funny you should mention proof
00:22:41Because it's showtime
00:22:43Bring in the hooker
00:22:47You screwed up
00:22:50This horndog, Christopher Stinnett
00:22:52Pates yours truly for sex
00:22:56That door
00:22:59She's lying
00:23:00I didn't sleep with her
00:23:01I was with someone else
00:23:02Well, we can't prove it
00:23:04Damn it
00:23:05I deleted the footage that would prove it
00:23:07I gotta do something
00:23:08Where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her?
00:23:11Would you excuse me for a minute?
00:23:12Get out, intern
00:23:14Let the grown-ups work
00:23:17Christopher
00:23:18What do you have to say now?
00:23:20You shameless sex creep
00:23:22She didn't sleep with me
00:23:24She drugged me
00:23:25That's a lie
00:23:26You were sober
00:23:28You didn't even need Viagra, baby
00:23:33Likely story, Stinnett
00:23:36Admit it
00:23:37Admit you paid for sex
00:23:39I don't lie to the public
00:23:41Unlike you, senator
00:23:42I'm honest
00:23:43Oh, baby
00:23:45I know you can't forget
00:23:46All the nasty things
00:23:48We did in bed
00:23:50Boy, you better say
00:23:51What little dignity
00:23:52You have left
00:23:53And drop out of the race
00:23:56I'm fighting for working people
00:23:58I'm not giving up
00:23:59Especially not because of a lie
00:24:08I don't know you
00:24:09Stop
00:24:10Oh, come on
00:24:11You know me
00:24:12I like that big booty last night
00:24:15Slap it again
00:24:17Absolutely not
00:24:18It's a lie
00:24:20Oh, we can see it all now, Topher
00:24:23You have been exposed as a D.N.C.
00:24:26Dirty sex creep
00:24:27Now drop out of the race
00:24:29Now
00:24:32Not so fast
00:24:38It's you
00:24:40Who the hell are you, bitch?
00:24:48You didn't sleep with him last night
00:24:50I did
00:24:51And I can prove it
00:24:54You didn't sleep with him that night
00:24:56I did
00:24:57And I've got the proof
00:24:58Who the hell are you, Blondie?
00:25:01You're lying
00:25:02Are you sure about that?
00:25:04Who the hell is this?
00:25:06Get her out of here
00:25:07This is my event
00:25:09No
00:25:10I know her
00:25:11She works at the hotel
00:25:12She saw everything
00:25:13That's right
00:25:14I was on duty that night
00:25:15And I saw that woman
00:25:17Try to seduce Mr. Stennett
00:25:19In the hallway
00:25:19But she failed
00:25:21He pushed her off
00:25:22And went into his room
00:25:23And she headed to the elevator
00:25:25Stennett
00:25:26How much did you pay
00:25:27So random maid
00:25:29To testify for you
00:25:30I told the truth
00:25:32And your photos can prove
00:25:34I was there
00:25:37Look
00:25:38There I am
00:25:39In your photos
00:25:40Drugging a man
00:25:42Is a felony
00:25:43So the question is
00:25:44Why did you do it
00:25:46And
00:25:46Why are you lying
00:25:48About sleeping with him
00:25:51This wasn't part of the team
00:25:52Shut up, Candy
00:25:53Gee, Senator
00:25:54For such a moral
00:25:55Family values man
00:25:57Why are you on a
00:25:58First name basis
00:25:59With a sex worker
00:26:04Scream
00:26:04Screw you
00:26:05I'm out of here
00:26:06Get your ass
00:26:12Is it true, Mr. Stennett
00:26:14You spent the night
00:26:15With this woman
00:26:15You slept with a random stranger
00:26:17I can't let his campaign
00:26:18Fail because of me
00:26:19I have to do something
00:26:22I will help you
00:26:23Save your campaign
00:26:24But I need you to trust me
00:26:25Okay
00:26:26Thank you
00:26:35Random stranger
00:26:36Well, I'm hardly a stranger to Topher
00:26:38My name is Beth
00:26:40I'm his fiance
00:26:43My name is Beth
00:26:45I'm his fiance
00:26:49Beth
00:26:50Who are you
00:26:51Where are you from
00:26:52What's your last name
00:26:53Beth is a wealthy heiress
00:26:55She's a private person
00:26:57I'm running it for office
00:26:59Not her
00:26:59Thank you all
00:27:07Hell yes
00:27:08We just lodged a scan
00:27:09Thanks to her
00:27:10Beth, you saved mine
00:27:11Where the hell is Sarah?
00:27:12If that intern abandoned her post again
00:27:15We need to finally fire her
00:27:17You're engaged now?
00:27:18As Beth?
00:27:20I didn't know what to do
00:27:22I didn't want to be the reason
00:27:23His campaign failed
00:27:25I mean, that was terrifying
00:27:27I can't do it again
00:27:28I thought my heart was going to explode
00:27:30But it's sexy
00:27:32And don't worry
00:27:33The election's in a week
00:27:34You won't have to do it again
00:27:35You're fine
00:27:36You snuck off
00:27:36To be with a filthy hotel maid
00:27:38This filthy hotel maid
00:27:39Just saved your boss's ass, bitch
00:27:43There you are
00:27:44Did you see it?
00:27:45I did see it, sir
00:27:45It was great
00:27:46No, you didn't
00:27:48You weren't even there
00:27:49You're lucky the real campaign staff
00:27:51Like me managed to bring
00:27:52Beth and the hotel maid
00:27:53I needed to fix it
00:27:56Topher, just fire her already
00:27:58What?
00:27:59No, why would you fire me?
00:28:01I'm the one who set it up
00:28:01I called Beth
00:28:03I mean, I didn't
00:28:04I actually did
00:28:06Sarah
00:28:07If you're the one who called Beth
00:28:08You just saved my ass
00:28:11What?
00:28:12Sarah's lying
00:28:13She didn't
00:28:14No, I did
00:28:15I did it to help Mr. Stinnett
00:28:18To help Topher
00:28:19She just brought my campaign back
00:28:21From the dead
00:28:31I had it all planned
00:28:35We catched it
00:28:36With the hooker I hired
00:28:38And that damn rich
00:28:41Blonde bitch
00:28:42Ruined it
00:28:43Oh
00:28:44Robbie loves that
00:28:45I want her
00:28:47Investigated
00:28:48And deep fucking destroyed
00:28:50Destroyed
00:28:51Sir, I can't find any information on her
00:28:54It's like, Beth
00:28:54She just doesn't exist
00:28:56That's not possible
00:28:58She
00:29:00You're right, Bobby boy
00:29:04She doesn't exist
00:29:06Danny, tell them the good news
00:29:08We're back in a close race
00:29:10And if we keep fighting
00:29:10And avoid scandals
00:29:12We can win this election
00:29:15And, and
00:29:16It's all thanks to our candidate's
00:29:17New fiancee, Beth
00:29:18We all owe a huge thanks
00:29:21To the best campaign intern
00:29:23And assistant
00:29:24I could have ever asked for
00:29:25When this campaign ship was sinking
00:29:28You helped to keep afloat
00:29:30It was nothing, really
00:29:33Sarah saved us all
00:29:34I need to get him a lawyer
00:29:35To turn him against the farm bitch
00:29:37Alright everyone
00:29:38Back to work
00:29:40Topher
00:29:41Sir
00:29:42Can I talk to you
00:29:43For a second
00:29:45Really, Sarah
00:29:46You saved me
00:29:47And I'll never forget it
00:29:49I want to personally thank you
00:29:52Topher
00:29:53Senator Hessler is claiming that
00:29:55Your fiancee, Beth
00:29:56Is some actress that you hired
00:29:58He's saying that
00:29:59It's all just a giant lie
00:30:00We have to get Beth
00:30:01In a public interview
00:30:02Damn
00:30:04Beth is a mysterious woman
00:30:07I don't know if she'll want to go out publicly
00:30:08But I'll call her and give her a try
00:30:17She's not picking up
00:30:19Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before
00:30:21Can you try to call her again?
00:30:23Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before
00:30:25Can you try to call her again?
00:30:26Sarah
00:30:27Please call her right now
00:30:28No, I can't pretend to be Beth again
00:30:30It's too risky
00:30:31I'll do my best
00:30:32She's useless
00:30:33I told you
00:30:35She doesn't even know Beth
00:30:36No time
00:30:37Topher
00:30:37We need to get Beth involved publicly
00:30:39ASAP
00:30:40Give us Beth's number
00:30:42We'll track her location
00:30:43Drag her ass here
00:30:45No
00:30:47I'm not gonna treat Beth like that
00:30:48I'm here to protect her
00:30:49Even if it hurts my campaign
00:30:51It won't just hurt our campaign
00:30:53It'll destroy
00:30:55This isn't your campaign, Rebecca
00:30:58It's mine
00:31:00And you work
00:31:01For me
00:31:10What are you smiling at?
00:31:12Farm girl?
00:31:13I'm smiling because
00:31:14Topher put your ego in its place
00:31:17You bitch
00:31:19I don't know how
00:31:21But I know
00:31:22That the scandal with Beth and the prostitute
00:31:25Is somehow your fault
00:31:26My fault
00:31:27I'm the one who called Beth to the event and saved us
00:31:30You're such a liar
00:31:31Beth is a beautiful, classy, rich woman
00:31:36You
00:31:37Are a poor, dirty farm girl
00:31:42You don't know Beth
00:31:44And when the candidate finds out that you lied about it
00:31:48I'll make sure he fires you
00:31:53It can't be Beth in public
00:31:55It's too risky
00:31:56But what if Topher loses the campaign?
00:31:59I cannot ruin his career
00:32:03The center is telling the media that Beth isn't real
00:32:06We need her
00:32:07She didn't pick up the phone
00:32:08Sarah, where's Sarah?
00:32:10She said she could contact Beth
00:32:11ASAP
00:32:16Think about it
00:32:17How does a poor intern
00:32:19Who just arrived off the bus from the Cornfield
00:32:21Know a beautiful, wealthy, city heiress
00:32:24I wonder that too
00:32:26If she can't get Beth to come today
00:32:28Fire her
00:32:29For lying
00:32:30I'll fire her if she lied to us
00:32:32Beth
00:32:39Hi, I'm Rebecca
00:32:41It's so great to meet you
00:32:43May I call you Beth?
00:32:45Topher
00:32:45I wasn't sure if I should come
00:32:47But Sarah convinced me to
00:32:48I knew Sarah would come through
00:32:51Topher
00:32:52I hope you understand why I've been distant
00:32:54You're running a campaign
00:32:56And I'm a private person
00:32:58I don't want you to do anything
00:32:59You're uncomfortable with
00:33:00We need her
00:33:03The center is telling the world that she doesn't exist
00:33:05Unless you do a joint TV interview
00:33:08This scandal will ruin our campaign
00:33:10You need me
00:33:12On live TV
00:33:14I can't do it
00:33:15I won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the camera
00:33:18It would be a disaster
00:33:19Beth
00:33:21It's your choice
00:33:21This is all Sarah's fault
00:33:23By the way
00:33:25Where is that dirty farm girl?
00:33:28She's late
00:33:29Screw it
00:33:30I have to fire her
00:33:31Enough, Rebecca
00:33:33I don't like the way you talk about Sarah
00:33:35She may just be a working class girl from a farm
00:33:38But she's a hard worker
00:33:40Not some worthless nepo baby
00:33:42Born with a silver spoon in her mouth like you
00:33:44Excuse me
00:33:45You heard what I said
00:33:46Back off
00:33:49And that's a good lesson for Rebecca to learn
00:33:51I'm sorry to ask
00:33:52But
00:33:54I need you
00:33:56Topher
00:33:58If it helps your candidacy
00:34:00I will do the interview
00:34:02Yeah?
00:34:03I'll script the whole thing
00:34:03Tell you exactly what to say on TV
00:34:05This interview will save my campaign
00:34:08Or
00:34:08If I don't handle it perfectly
00:34:10I'll be exposed
00:34:11And you'll lose the election in a landslide
00:34:13Well
00:34:14I've got a meeting scheduled
00:34:15So I must go
00:34:16But see you then
00:34:18See
00:34:19Where is she always running off to?
00:34:24Okay
00:34:25I have all her lines memorized
00:34:26Me too
00:34:27I mean
00:34:28I helped Beth
00:34:29Memorize everything
00:34:30Good
00:34:30But
00:34:31The interview's soon
00:34:32Where's Beth?
00:34:33Mr. Sinnott
00:34:34Is your fiancé here yet?
00:34:35We're live in five minutes
00:34:36Any second now
00:34:40I'm gonna go to the bathroom
00:34:43Not so fast, farm girl
00:34:44Did you gossip about me with Beth?
00:34:47You shameless bitch
00:34:49You're trying to sabotage me with a candidate
00:34:52No
00:34:52Rebecca, I don't have time to argue with you
00:34:54I just need to use the ladies for-
00:34:56Hold it
00:34:56In
00:34:57This isn't your corn farm
00:34:59You can't just go pee in the dirt
00:35:00Whenever you feel like it
00:35:02You're not going anywhere
00:35:03We're live in four minutes
00:35:05If Beth isn't here by then
00:35:06I'm reporting that your fiancé ditched you
00:35:09You'll take the blame, farm girl
00:35:11If Beth doesn't show
00:35:12It's your fault
00:35:14Mr. Sinnott
00:35:15Where is Beth?
00:35:22You're not going anywhere
00:35:24If Beth doesn't show up for the interview
00:35:26You're gonna be here to take the blame
00:35:29You can't sneak away this time
00:35:32Rebecca
00:35:33Beth texted me and told me how mean you are to her and Sarah
00:35:35What?
00:35:37Beth said that?
00:35:39She isn't even here
00:35:40You see, Sarah is ignorant and dumb
00:35:44Sarah is brilliant and perfect
00:35:46And beautiful
00:35:49And she deserves to be here just like anyone else
00:35:51Beautiful?
00:35:53I-
00:35:54Well, fix your attitude, Rebecca
00:35:58Thank you, Topher
00:35:59I mean, sir
00:36:02Do you really think I'm beautiful?
00:36:04I should have said that
00:36:05But yes
00:36:07I do think you're beautiful
00:36:08I barely know Beth
00:36:11Posing as my fiancé was just to avoid a scandal
00:36:14Honestly, I'd much rather be on the interview stage with you by my side
00:36:18Not her
00:36:20Topher
00:36:21I know
00:36:22We have to worry about the election
00:36:24For one more week, I'll pretend to be with Beth
00:36:26After that, all bets are off
00:36:30Three minutes to air
00:36:32Where's Beth?
00:36:33Beth
00:36:33I'll go get her
00:36:38My name is Beth
00:36:39And Topher and I started dating five months ago
00:36:47Just breathe
00:36:48If I can herd cattle, I can manage a simple TV interview
00:36:53One minute left
00:37:06Come on, Beth
00:37:07Let's go introduce the world on TV
00:37:15My campaign manager told me exactly what to say
00:37:18This will be a breeze
00:37:23We meet the mysterious Beth
00:37:25Fiancé of Senate candidate and formerly eligible bachelor
00:37:28Christopher Stinnett
00:37:30Tell us, Beth
00:37:31How did you two meet?
00:37:33Okay
00:37:33Just have to repeat the lines the campaign scripted for us
00:37:37Well, it's been a whirlwind
00:37:38We started dating about five months ago
00:37:41We met at a political event
00:37:43That far girl bitch intern Sarah disappeared again
00:37:46Quiet
00:37:47Topher and Beth are doing great
00:37:49Sarah's the one who got Beth here
00:37:50Beyond politics
00:37:52What do you love about Beth?
00:37:54It's a person
00:37:55Shit
00:37:56I forgot to write an answer to that question
00:37:58Come on, Topher
00:38:01It shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé
00:38:04What do you love about Beth?
00:38:07It shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé
00:38:10What do you love about Beth?
00:38:13My fiancé is so modest
00:38:14We're not used to being in public together
00:38:18You can answer
00:38:18I won't be embarrassed
00:38:20I don't know anything about Beth
00:38:22I need to think about someone I know
00:38:24And have actual feelings for
00:38:25Where's Sarah?
00:38:28Mr. Stinnett
00:38:32What do I love about her?
00:38:34She has an upbeat and optimistic personality
00:38:38She's charming and funny
00:38:39But passionate about the things we both care about
00:38:43She's beautiful
00:38:46And humble
00:38:48Sarah is
00:38:49You're talking about me?
00:38:50Sarah
00:38:50The real me
00:38:51Sarah
00:38:51Did I say Sarah?
00:38:53Sarah is my middle name
00:38:55That's right
00:38:56Beth Sarah
00:38:57Of course I was talking about Beth
00:38:59My fiancé
00:39:01Well, same question for you, Beth
00:39:03We know Christopher the politician
00:39:06Tell us what you love about the man
00:39:08We know Christopher the politician
00:39:11Tell us what you love about the man
00:39:15Beth is a private person
00:39:16I don't want to put her on the spot
00:39:18Well, this is a public TV interview
00:39:20It's expected that she'll talk about your relationship
00:39:23No, I don't think she has to
00:39:25No, I don't mind
00:39:26What do I love about Topher
00:39:29There's something special about him
00:39:32Yes, he is successful and handsome, powerful
00:39:39But unlike other men like that, he's also kind
00:39:44He has a big heart
00:39:47He sees people for who they are
00:39:50Regardless of wealth or status
00:39:53He respects and listens to everyone
00:39:57Even his interns
00:40:00He makes them feel good
00:40:03We have a surprise
00:40:04Mr. Senate's opponent in this election, Senator Hessler, has called into our program
00:40:09Senator, welcome
00:40:11This is an interview between myself and my fiancé
00:40:13We didn't discuss having my opponent
00:40:15What's the matter, boy?
00:40:17On
00:40:17Afraid to speak to me in front of the voters?
00:40:22No, of course not
00:40:24Welcome, Senator Hessler
00:40:26Do you have a question for your opponent or for his fiancé, Beth?
00:40:30I do
00:40:30It's funny
00:40:31Beth claims to be an heiress and political donor
00:40:34But I've been in politics a long time
00:40:36And neither I nor anyone I know has ever heard of her
00:40:41She's a private person, Senator
00:40:43I want the opportunity to meet her in person
00:40:46Politics can be so messy
00:40:49But let's have a night where an Indian is
00:40:52There is a non-partisan charity fundraiser tomorrow night
00:40:56I'll be there
00:40:57Bring your fiancé, Beth, along
00:40:59I have seen
00:41:00I've never been to a black tie event before
00:41:02The Senator will expose me
00:41:04Unless you're afraid to be together in public
00:41:07Of course not
00:41:08Beth will join me
00:41:14Absolutely
00:41:23How am I going to pull this off?
00:41:25I have never been to a black tie event
00:41:27It'll be fun
00:41:28And the booze is free
00:41:30I'm excited to go out with him
00:41:32But not as Beth
00:41:33I won't know how to act
00:41:35I mean, do I put my pinky out when I'm sipping champagne?
00:41:38Only if you're the Queen of England
00:41:40Or something
00:41:40You will be fine
00:41:42What are you so worried about?
00:41:44I just don't want to hurt Topher
00:41:46Or his campaign
00:41:47Wow
00:41:48You've got it bad for him, huh?
00:41:51A knight on the arm of your handsome crush
00:41:53And you get to dress up
00:41:55And eat caviar
00:41:56And finally see how the other half lives
00:41:59I'm jealous
00:42:01You're going to need a fancy dress
00:42:06Are you serious?
00:42:07Good thing I swiped this from the dry cleaner at the hotel
00:42:10A rich guest left it
00:42:11I got you covered
00:42:29Topher, darling, another glass of champagne
00:42:31Yes, girl, make him work for it
00:42:34Do you think he'll like it?
00:42:35Like it?
00:42:35He'll be drooling
00:42:39Sarah
00:42:39It's me, Topher
00:42:40I know it's late, but I need to see you
00:42:42He's here to see me
00:42:45But he can't see me like this
00:42:48Sarah, the most eligible bachelor in the state
00:42:51Is outside your door looking for you
00:42:55No, Topher, hold on, please
00:42:57But he can't see me as Beth
00:42:59So I just need you to go distract him
00:43:02I brought you something
00:43:04I'll just leave it outside for you here
00:43:09I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah
00:43:10Just one second
00:43:12What has gotten into you?
00:43:15I'm in, but distract him
00:43:17Okay
00:43:20Sarah
00:43:21Oh, hi
00:43:22You're from the hotel
00:43:24Stephanie, right?
00:43:25Yes, yes
00:43:26Sarah will be out in a second
00:43:28I was just leaving
00:43:29Have fun, you two
00:43:36What was that?
00:43:37Is everything okay?
00:43:42Wow
00:43:42I told you I'd be done in a second
00:43:45I heard a crash
00:43:46I thought you might be hurt
00:43:50What are you doing here?
00:43:51I, uh
00:43:53I could make something up
00:43:54And say I needed help with a draft of my speech
00:43:58But I don't
00:43:59I came here to see you
00:44:02I'm very thankful for all the help you've done
00:44:05With my campaign
00:44:07Beth, wouldn't have done that interview if you hadn't convinced her
00:44:09You were pretty convincing all on your own
00:44:12I wish I could say what I came here to say
00:44:15But I have a fake fiance
00:44:18And after the election, when there's no worries about scandal
00:44:22Let's revisit this conversation
00:44:24Okay
00:44:27Good luck at the event tomorrow
00:44:29I won't need luck if you're there
00:44:33It's a black tie
00:44:33I thought you might need something to wear
00:44:43Topher, this is gorgeous
00:44:46But I shouldn't be there as your intern
00:44:49You're my assistant
00:44:51I need you there with me
00:44:52I want to thank you and Beth together
00:44:56Good night, Sarah
00:44:58Okay
00:45:01And Beth
00:45:02In the same room?
00:45:08Okay
00:45:09Piece of cake
00:45:10Just have to be two people in the same place tonight
00:45:12Sarah, the campaign intern
00:45:14And Beth, the heiress' fiancée
00:45:17Dumb hick
00:45:18Where were you when they did the interview yesterday?
00:45:20You snuck away again
00:45:22I don't know what you're talking about, Rebecca
00:45:24But didn't the candidate talk to you about being nicer to me?
00:45:28Nice
00:45:28How the hell am I supposed to be nice to a poor farm girl?
00:45:32Look at this knock-off dress
00:45:34Let me see this cheap
00:45:36It isn't cheap
00:45:37So don't touch it
00:45:38Too poor to remove the price tag?
00:45:41How the hell did you afford a designer dress?
00:45:45We are days out from an election and you're stealing?
00:45:48If anyone finds out, it'll be a scandal
00:45:50I didn't steal it, it was a gift
00:45:53Ha-ha, from who?
00:45:55Special man in my life
00:45:57What, do you think you're Cinderella?
00:46:00Get lost, intern, he's coming over to talk to me about how hot I look
00:46:05Looking very handsome tonight, sir
00:46:07Should we get a drink and do some political strategizing?
00:46:12Wow, Sarah, you look beautiful
00:46:16Excuse me, she stole that dress
00:46:20She stole that dress
00:46:22It's not stealing if it's a gift
00:46:27What?
00:46:29Who in their right mind would buy a farm girl designer?
00:46:32Am I not my right mind?
00:46:34I bought it for Sarah
00:46:36What?
00:46:49Looky, looky
00:46:50The sex creep candidate
00:46:52Flirting with the poor
00:46:55Young intern behind
00:46:57His fiancée's back
00:46:59And speaking of your fiancée back
00:47:01I'm gonna go change into bath, Topher
00:47:03Just hang on
00:47:04You're concerned for my personal life
00:47:07Is touching, Senator
00:47:08My fiancée will be right here
00:47:10Isn't that right?
00:47:14Mr. Stinnock
00:47:15Where's your lovely fiancée?
00:47:18Yes, and when exactly are you gonna be marrying that pretty girl?
00:47:21Yeah!
00:47:22Topher
00:47:23Where is she?
00:47:25If your woman isn't here in five seconds
00:47:27You will be destroyed, I'm telling you
00:47:39Darling
00:47:41Is this cranky old man bothering you?
00:47:43Only a little, darling fiancée
00:47:45Shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:53I have been dying
00:47:55To meet you, Beth
00:47:59I think you're a fraud
00:48:02And I'm gonna be watching you all night long
00:48:05Like a hawk
00:48:06Oh shit, what am I supposed to do during a five course meal?
00:48:10Why are there so many forks and spoons?
00:48:12Ladies and gentlemen
00:48:14As your senator, I am proud to be raising money for
00:48:20For
00:48:21My Bobby boy
00:48:23Family community council
00:48:25Yes
00:48:25Family values
00:48:28Which my opponent, Stinnock, has none of
00:48:31First a prostitute
00:48:32And then a sudden fiancée
00:48:35We know nothing about
00:48:38Senator, this isn't a political event
00:48:41It's charity
00:48:43Leave the nasty politics aside for the night
00:48:48I'm sorry, I have to sit without the night
00:48:50It's okay
00:48:52Just pluck my nose when I'm around
00:48:54Smart
00:48:55His odor's legendary
00:48:59Beth
00:49:01You're an heiress
00:49:03And a political donor
00:49:06Hmm
00:49:07Funny
00:49:07Politics is such a small world
00:49:11After all
00:49:12And I have never seen or heard of you until now
00:49:16It's funny
00:49:17I hadn't heard of you either
00:49:19Until you started attacking the rights of women and working people
00:49:23A wealthy heiress who doesn't know basic banquet table etiquette
00:49:29Ha!
00:49:31Beth, are you alright?
00:49:33Of course she knows
00:49:36It's the four times
00:49:37Don't coach her, Stinnock
00:49:38A rich heiress who doesn't know
00:49:42Which is the salad fork
00:49:43What else are you hiding?
00:49:46Senator, these elitist banquets are a little pretentious
00:49:50I may be rich, but in my heart I'm working class
00:49:55The kind of people who don't give a damn much fork to use
00:50:01Like Christopher
00:50:03I support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people
00:50:07Not the elites like you are, Senator
00:50:10Ha ha ha
00:50:11Nice try girl
00:50:12My name is Beth
00:50:13Not girl
00:50:15I'm an independent woman who thinks for myself
00:50:18The kind of women you fear
00:50:20Because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office this election
00:50:25Damn Beth, well played
00:50:26This is outrageous
00:50:29This is a charity event
00:50:31This is not a woman's right
00:50:33Feminist
00:50:34Nazi
00:50:35Gathering
00:50:36If you're so rich
00:50:38Where did you get your money?
00:50:41I want to see your taxes
00:50:42I want to see your birth certificate
00:50:44And I demand
00:50:46To know anything
00:50:47Lady
00:50:49Is done with your sexist interrogation, Senator
00:50:53Come on, my lady
00:50:55Let's dance
00:51:00Sorry
00:51:02I know this is one you signed up for, but
00:51:04I really appreciate it
00:51:05It's okay
00:51:07I'm having fun with you
00:51:14Is something wrong?
00:51:16I'm sorry, Beth
00:51:17I really appreciate you signed up to be my fake fiancee
00:51:20In order to save my campaign, but
00:51:22I have my heart set on someone else
00:51:25Someone I have really real feelings for
00:51:27Maybe even love
00:51:29Who is it?
00:51:31I shouldn't act on it because it would be a scandal
00:51:33The senator and press would devour me
00:51:36Because she's my intern
00:51:38I think I'm in love with my assistant, Sarah
00:51:42Really?
00:51:48Oh my god
00:51:49He loves me
00:51:49What?
00:51:50Should I tell him I feel the same way?
00:51:54Well
00:51:55I know Sarah
00:51:57And I'm certain that she feels the same about you
00:52:00Beth, that's the best news I've ever heard
00:52:02Do you know where Sarah is?
00:52:04I need to talk to her
00:52:04I want to talk to you
00:52:05Um
00:52:07She wants to talk to you, too
00:52:11She'll meet you in your office after this event
00:52:14Perfect
00:52:14Thank you, Beth
00:52:19I'm sorry
00:52:27He loves me
00:52:28He loves me
00:52:29He loves me
00:52:30But how will he react when I tell him I've been pretending to be Beth?
00:52:34Will he hate me for it?
00:52:37Sarah
00:52:40I need to see you
00:52:41Me too
00:52:41Topher, I need to tell you something
00:52:43It's something that I've been meaning to tell you for a long time
00:52:46But
00:52:48Not now, guys
00:52:49Yes, now the intern can wait
00:52:51Uh
00:52:51What is the intern doing here lonely with you?
00:52:54Sarah and I need a few minutes alone to speak
00:52:56Just give us a few minutes
00:52:57This is important
00:52:58A lot more important than whatever you need to talk to some farm girl intern about
00:53:02You're rising fast in the polls and it's days before the election
00:53:05You're tied with Senator Hessler
00:53:07And it's all thanks to your relationship with Beth
00:53:09People love her
00:53:10She's our secret weapon
00:53:12Seriously?
00:53:13People love me
00:53:15But not the real me
00:53:16The rich blonde I've been pretending to be
00:53:19Politics is so ridiculous
00:53:21I see
00:53:22It's good news
00:53:23Just give us a few minutes to talk
00:53:25No time
00:53:25We have to do a press conference to keep the momentum going
00:53:30That's f***ing
00:53:31Wait
00:53:33We're not doing any press conferences to have a moment alone with Sarah
00:53:36Now
00:53:37Jesus, get your priorities straight
00:53:39What could you possibly need to talk to her about now?
00:53:50Sarah, I've been dying to get you alone for a moment
00:53:52To you Topher
00:53:53I know it's dangerous and scandalous but
00:53:56I need to tell you that I
00:54:01Wait
00:54:09Wait
00:54:10You're Beth
00:54:11You're Beth
00:54:12It's you
00:54:13It's you
00:54:15You're Beth
00:54:16Topher I wanted to tell you but I
00:54:18Sarah
00:54:19Beth
00:54:20Whoever you are
00:54:21Why?
00:54:22I had hardly left the farm my entire life before I came here.
00:54:27But I came here because of you.
00:54:29Because I believed in your campaign.
00:54:31You inspired me.
00:54:32That doesn't explain why you pretended to be a socialite.
00:54:35I wasn't pretending.
00:54:36I was just having fun.
00:54:37I didn't know it was you that night.
00:54:39But then...
00:54:41Then we had that night together.
00:54:44A beautiful, magical night.
00:54:49Then I came to the office.
00:54:50And you walked in.
00:54:52And I knew that if anyone found out you weren't sleeping with your intern...
00:54:57It would ruin my campaign.
00:54:59I had to protect you, Topher.
00:55:02So I pretended to be Beth.
00:55:06Say something, Topher.
00:55:08Please.
00:55:10I have feelings for you, Sarah.
00:55:13I can't.
00:55:14If anyone found out Senator Hessler used this information to destroy you,
00:55:19it would ruin both of us.
00:55:21I'm willing to take that risk.
00:55:23But I can't.
00:55:26I believe in you.
00:55:28Your campaign is too important.
00:55:30I can't jeopardize it.
00:55:32But I love you.
00:55:33No.
00:55:34Now if he gets intimate with his assistant,
00:55:37it's game over for all of us.
00:55:39So keep it professional.
00:55:41Please.
00:55:43Don't.
00:55:48Hey, what's going on?
00:55:52The press is outside.
00:55:53They want a statement about your rising polls.
00:55:56Come on, the election's tied.
00:56:04What the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly?
00:56:07It's nothing.
00:56:07It's none of your business.
00:56:12You're so important to him.
00:56:15This is his speech.
00:56:17Make yourself useful and give it to him.
00:56:21Now.
00:56:23Hurry.
00:56:28Now you'll be fired.
00:56:31Hick.
00:56:40It's just your speech.
00:56:48Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:56:49I'm here to talk about an urgent issue.
00:57:13You know,
00:57:15I could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech,
00:57:18like most politicians.
00:57:20But I'm a different candidate.
00:57:23So why don't we flip the script?
00:57:26You ask me any question,
00:57:27and I will answer.
00:57:30Any questions?
00:57:38This is a serious campaign
00:57:40to defeat an evil senator.
00:57:42But how am I supposed to win
00:57:44if my own staff is sabotaging me
00:57:46with a blank speech?
00:57:48Who gave him the speech?
00:57:50Who?
00:57:51Farm girl did it.
00:57:53I saw her give the speech to him.
00:57:55No, that's not true.
00:57:57So you didn't give him the papers?
00:57:58No.
00:57:59Yes, I did give him the paper.
00:58:01Are you trying to sabotage us?
00:58:03Are you working for Senator Hessler?
00:58:06I didn't do the...
00:58:07But we have to fire her.
00:58:09That's right.
00:58:10Fire the incompetent.
00:58:14Rebecca gave me the papers and told me to give them to him.
00:58:18You pathetic lying hick.
00:58:20I'm not a liar.
00:58:22And stop calling me a hick.
00:58:24Enough.
00:58:26I can't believe that Sarah would do this.
00:58:30She's a good person.
00:58:31I want her to stick around no matter what.
00:58:32She gave you the papers.
00:58:34There's one easy way to prove this.
00:58:37Check the printer ID.
00:58:38See who's printing out these pages.
00:58:40What?
00:58:40But...
00:58:41But Sarah did it!
00:58:42I...
00:58:42She did it!
00:58:44Case closed!
00:58:45The end!
00:58:46Fire her!
00:58:46Case is closed, Rebecca.
00:58:49Your ID code was used to print the pages out.
00:58:53No, I...
00:58:55It's not what it looks like.
00:58:57This is your final warning.
00:58:59You do one more thing to ruin my campaign.
00:59:01Or demean Sarah one more time.
00:59:04And you're fired.
00:59:06I need to speak with you.
00:59:08Alone.
00:59:09Topher.
00:59:10Mr. Stinnett.
00:59:12I can't.
00:59:14I won't be the reason you lose the election, so...
00:59:18To keep it professional.
00:59:20Wait, Sarah.
00:59:21Sarah!
00:59:24You're needed in the film studio for your final campaign, Ed.
00:59:27Forget about the intern.
00:59:29We need to go.
00:59:30Now.
00:59:31I'm only going.
00:59:32If Sarah goes.
00:59:37Why?
00:59:39Senator Hessler's reckless, I...
00:59:43I mean, radical ideas.
00:59:45Cut.
00:59:47Topher, what's going on?
00:59:48I'm fine.
00:59:49Let's just go for another take.
00:59:50What the hell did you do for him, girl?
00:59:52What did you say to him in his office?
00:59:54For once in your life, Rebecca, just leave me alone.
00:59:57Leave you alone?
00:59:58I don't know what you did,
01:00:00but I know that this is somehow your fault.
01:00:02You screwed with the candidate's mind,
01:00:04and now he's going to lose.
01:00:05No, I only want him to win.
01:00:07Well, whatever you're doing,
01:00:09you're doing a terrible job.
01:00:11Idiot.
01:00:12Action.
01:00:13I'm Christopher Stennett.
01:00:15Vote for me, Stennett.
01:00:16Senate.
01:00:17Vote for the Senate.
01:00:19And I'm here to talk about...
01:00:20What?
01:00:22Love.
01:00:23Love.
01:00:24Cut!
01:00:25Cut!
01:00:26Topher, what's going on?
01:00:31Why are you looking at an...
01:00:33an intern?
01:00:35It's just in it.
01:00:38I'm here.
01:00:38I just want to see you do your best.
01:00:40I know you can win this, so...
01:00:44let's see it.
01:00:44Let's go.
01:00:45Again, another take.
01:00:51Senator Hesler runs on fear and hatred.
01:00:54I'm a different kind of candidate.
01:00:56I believe everyone deserves respect and admiration.
01:00:59Whether you're a high-powered CEO
01:01:01or a working girl on a farm,
01:01:03I believe that everyone should follow their heart
01:01:05and their passions,
01:01:06whether it's popular or not.
01:01:09Love conquers hate,
01:01:10and love is worth taking this for.
01:01:13So, this election,
01:01:15don't let fear control you.
01:01:17Follow your heart.
01:01:18Vote for love.
01:01:20I'm Christopher Stennett,
01:01:22and I approve this message.
01:01:24Cut!
01:01:25That was fantastic!
01:01:27Bravo!
01:01:29Woo!
01:01:30What's gotten into you, man?
01:01:34Let's keep filming.
01:01:35You can give orders to your intern later.
01:01:38I'm tired of later.
01:01:39I want to talk now.
01:01:42Mr. Stennett.
01:01:43Don't call me Mr. Stennett.
01:01:45To you, it's just Topher.
01:01:49Excuse me?
01:01:50Where are you going?
01:01:52That was great, sir.
01:01:56Before you say anything,
01:01:59Sarah, I want you.
01:02:01I need you.
01:02:02Topher, what about the election?
01:02:04Screw politics.
01:02:05You're more important.
01:02:06I don't care how it affects the campaign.
01:02:09I want to be together,
01:02:10for real,
01:02:11if you do.
01:02:14Keep going.
01:02:32Here.
01:02:36Let's see.
01:02:36Let's see.
01:03:02That was so beautiful.
01:03:04Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:03:06For what?
01:03:07You've made me happy.
01:03:08Truly happy.
01:03:10I've been so focused on my career.
01:03:12I've never had a chance to feel loved like this.
01:03:15I feel the same way.
01:03:17When I win, the first thing I'm going to do is let the whole world know you're my girl.
01:03:22We will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:27We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:31Be careful.
01:03:34Ouch.
01:03:36Are you okay?
01:03:38Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:40Don't move.
01:03:43I won't let you get hurt again.
01:03:46It's not a big deal.
01:03:50Don't move.
01:04:06I don't care if season's together.
01:04:07I'm still your intern.
01:04:09The world still thinks you're engaged in meth.
01:04:17We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:19Damn.
01:04:20What's going on?
01:04:21Are you having an affair?
01:04:24Is there someone in here?
01:04:27I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:28Get out.
01:04:29This is a political campaign.
01:04:30There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:34Oh.
01:04:35Sorry.
01:04:36Beth.
01:04:37I...
01:04:38Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancé.
01:04:40What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:42Can't handle all the candidates' passion in the bedroom?
01:04:44Enough, Rebecca.
01:04:46Get out.
01:04:47I apologize, sir.
01:04:49I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
01:04:52We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:56Did you hear that?
01:04:58It's a few more days without any scandals and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:05:02That calls for some celebration.
01:05:05That's it.
01:05:06Where were we?
01:05:12Farm girl, give me a pen quickly.
01:05:16Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:19Excuse me.
01:05:20No!
01:05:20Why would you fire me?
01:05:21I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:22I called Beth.
01:05:24Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:28Holy shit.
01:05:31Holy shit.
01:05:35You are Beth.
01:05:37Rebecca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:39You lying slut!
01:05:42I don't know how it works on the corn farm, but in the real world, there are consequences.
01:05:48Do you know what this means?
01:05:50A candidate for Senate sleeping with his intern?
01:05:55This will be a huge scandal.
01:05:58Christopher will lose the election.
01:06:00Thank you for the reminder, but no one will know if you don't.
01:06:03How did a dumb, poor farm girl like you seduce the hottest, most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:12Did you drug him or something?
01:06:15He should have been mine.
01:06:16Please keep your voice down.
01:06:19What is going on?
01:06:20I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:23I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:26Not only is it shocking, it'll end your career.
01:06:31I know that you do not care about her, so just dump her now and we'll figure it out.
01:06:37I don't care about her.
01:06:41I love her.
01:06:45I don't care about her.
01:06:49I love her.
01:06:52Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:54What's going on here?
01:06:56Topher, I need you help finalizing this press release.
01:06:58Let's go.
01:07:00He should be mine!
01:07:01What?
01:07:01You stupid, lying, slutty, corn growing hick!
01:07:06For the last time, my family grows brussel sprouts.
01:07:10And remember what happened the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:12Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:14Just think what my boyfriend will do when he finds out.
01:07:19Oh no, poor girl, you should really be more careful.
01:07:29I'm fine.
01:07:30Okay.
01:07:32Did you do this?
01:07:34What?
01:07:36No, of course not.
01:07:38I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:40If the hick says I pushed her, she's lying!
01:07:43I warned you about the name calling.
01:07:46I will not tolerate members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:49I didn't!
01:07:50Enough!
01:07:52You're fired.
01:07:53What?
01:07:55That stupid bitch lied!
01:07:57No!
01:07:58Topher, you can't fire your senior staff this close to election night!
01:08:02Yes, I can.
01:08:03You evil bitch.
01:08:05I'll make you pay.
01:08:08This is a big mistake!
01:08:13I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:16I know, Topher.
01:08:17But aren't you worried now that she knows that she's gonna go and tell Senator Hesler and the media you're
01:08:23sleeping with your intern?
01:08:24As long as they can be with you.
01:08:26What?
01:08:27Don't worry.
01:08:28Rebecca's just jealous.
01:08:30She cares about this campaign too much to destroy it.
01:08:33But I don't care about that right now.
01:08:35All I care about is you.
01:08:37Did you mean it?
01:08:39When you said that you love me?
01:08:42Of course I did.
01:08:44I love you, Sarah.
01:08:47I love you, Sarah.
01:08:48I love you, too.
01:08:55Uh, Sarah.
01:08:57What do you think about this line?
01:08:59For the debate's note.
01:09:02I like it.
01:09:04Glad you like it.
01:09:09I think that's enough input from the intern.
01:09:13We have an election tomorrow.
01:09:15And a debate against Hesler in a couple of hours.
01:09:18No more distractions.
01:09:20Let's go.
01:09:23Come on, get your head in the game.
01:09:25Trust me, I'm gonna round up.
01:09:27Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:29No, Topher, she's not coming.
01:09:30You're engaged to bet.
01:09:33I'm not gonna let the media see the lusty ways you look at your intern.
01:09:36She's not coming!
01:09:44When he goes low, you go high.
01:09:47In the debate, I need you to emphasize love over hate.
01:09:51Hey, right here.
01:09:52Get that?
01:09:53Yeah.
01:09:54Where's Sarah?
01:10:04Hi, I'm Sarah from the Christopher Stinnett campaign.
01:10:07He's expecting me.
01:10:09Sarah...
01:10:09Yes.
01:10:10Here you are.
01:10:12Hm?
01:10:13His campaign manager specifically told me to keep you out.
01:10:16Go away.
01:10:18But...
01:10:27Hi, I'm here for my fiancee's interview.
01:10:29My name is...
01:10:30I know who you are.
01:10:31You're Beth, please.
01:10:32Go right in.
01:10:34Oh, and good luck tonight.
01:10:39Sarah, I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:41You're my good luck child.
01:10:47Sorry.
01:10:48Beth.
01:10:49What?
01:10:50Wait.
01:10:51Sarah?
01:10:52You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:59Oh my god.
01:11:01Beth doesn't even exist.
01:11:02It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:11:04Calm down.
01:11:06I ordered you not to come here!
01:11:09You're a scandal waiting to happen!
01:11:11We're in love.
01:11:12He wants me at this debate.
01:11:13You're stupid!
01:11:14Hey!
01:11:16That's...
01:11:16my girl.
01:11:18Your girl?
01:11:19Jesus, Topher, this is a disaster!
01:11:22You've let this little farm girl hijack your entire campaign!
01:11:26Dump her now!
01:11:28And kick her out!
01:11:29Or I'll resign as your campaign manager!
01:11:34Sarah.
01:11:35The election is in two days.
01:11:37I can't do this without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:40Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:42You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:44What?!
01:11:45Your services are no longer needed.
01:11:49Good luck winning without me.
01:11:52Hey.
01:11:54Listen.
01:11:56Go out there.
01:11:58Kick Senator Hussle's head.
01:12:06Hey, farm slut.
01:12:09Becca, Topher fired you.
01:12:11What are you doing?
01:12:12Oh, you don't hear?
01:12:13I'm working for Senator Hussle.
01:12:15And I told him everything.
01:12:18How Topher is sleeping with you,
01:12:19his intern.
01:12:23This debate is about to be a lot bad.
01:12:31Becca, I can't believe you defected to the enemy
01:12:34because you hate me that much.
01:12:36You really are so mindless.
01:12:38What are you gonna do about it, farm girl?
01:12:40Try and fight me?
01:12:42No.
01:12:43I don't fight.
01:12:45I go to war.
01:12:47We are live for the Senate debate between Senator Hessler
01:12:51and his challenger, Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:55That's a lie, Senator.
01:12:57We saw you fire a gun indoors at a press conference.
01:13:01We all saw the video.
01:13:02What video?
01:13:03If there was a video with an AI fake.
01:13:09Woo!
01:13:10You are really getting nasty in the dirt.
01:13:14Like a farm girl.
01:13:17You and your boyfriend are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:21And speaking of farm girls, you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:28Stinnett!
01:13:28Are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:30You are having an unethical, immoral, disgusting, tall dream affair with one of your employees.
01:13:44Your intern!
01:13:45I...
01:13:47Hang on.
01:13:48No.
01:13:50This.
01:13:55What are you smiling about?
01:13:58Your boyfriend is about to be destroyed.
01:14:02Topher sees the best in people.
01:14:04But on the farm, I learned to trust my gut.
01:14:07I knew you would do something desperate when he fired you.
01:14:11So I prepared for this.
01:14:13You rang, Sarah?
01:14:15How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:19All you have to do is tell the truth.
01:14:30Candy?
01:14:31I mean, who are you?
01:14:33You've spent your entire campaign mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:37Now it's time for me to give you a taste of your own medicine.
01:14:42Aw, come on, Senator H. You know me.
01:14:45I didn't sleep with your opponent like you paid me to.
01:14:50But I sure did sleep with you, big boy.
01:14:56I am a religious, moral family man and I did not have sex with this woman.
01:15:12Now turn that damn thing off.
01:15:14We have a bigger scandal right here.
01:15:17Topher is not only screwing his intern.
01:15:21His fiancee isn't real.
01:15:23He lied, he lied, he lied.
01:15:26Krista first in it.
01:15:28He slept with his intern.
01:15:30Then he lied to all of you to pretend that his fiancee was a social liar.
01:15:35Ha!
01:15:40After we destroy your life tonight, you'll have no choice but to run home to your little corn farm.
01:15:46I, I, I, I, you lied! Admit it!
01:15:50And then drop out of this race in disgrace!
01:15:53Fool!
01:16:01You're right.
01:16:03I wasn't honest about my personal life.
01:16:07You all deserve the truth straight from me.
01:16:10Scandal!
01:16:13Godless, unethical, immoral, lying!
01:16:16S-O-B!
01:16:18I did lie.
01:16:20But the difference between us,
01:16:23you lie for cruelty and power.
01:16:26I did it for love.
01:16:30Sarah, I love you.
01:16:32And I want everyone to know it.
01:16:34I care more about you than I care about winning this election.
01:16:39Will you please come onto the debate stage with me?
01:16:41He wants me to go on national TV?
01:16:44Don't do it, Hick.
01:16:46I can do this.
01:16:47For Topher.
01:16:53What in the hell are you doing?
01:16:56This is a TPD, a televised political debate!
01:17:00You can't bring pride!
01:17:02You think all women are objects?
01:17:05Sarah is not a prop, Senator.
01:17:08This is highly irregular.
01:17:10This is cheating.
01:17:12This is rigging the election.
01:17:13And this girl's got no-
01:17:15No!
01:17:16My name is Sarah, not girl.
01:17:19You want to talk about rights?
01:17:22You've been fighting to take away women's rights, Senator.
01:17:26You've demeaned and degraded women for far too long.
01:17:29Shut up.
01:17:31Sit down, woman!
01:17:32No.
01:17:33I'm showing you what it's like to finally have a powerful woman stand up to you, you sexist woman.
01:17:41Give him hell, babe.
01:17:43I'm not his intern.
01:17:45I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:48What?
01:17:49When I first met this woman, it was a case of mistaken identity.
01:17:53I didn't know she was my intern.
01:17:55And she didn't know I was her boss.
01:17:57Topher thought I was a socialite named Beth.
01:18:00And because Senator Hessler is a psychopath who was stalking Topher in an attempt to bring him down,
01:18:07I was afraid to create a scandal.
01:18:09So yes, I pretended to be Beth in public.
01:18:13But I didn't fall in love with Beth.
01:18:16I fell in love with Sarah.
01:18:18Some things are more important than elections.
01:18:20And politics.
01:18:23But I love you, Sarah.
01:18:25Win, win, or lose.
01:18:27I want to be with you.
01:18:29OMG!
01:18:30I am so confused.
01:18:32Is it Beth? Is it Sarah? Is it Clark Kent? Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:35Either way, you guys had an illicit affair and you lied about your engagement.
01:18:40For once, Senator, you're right.
01:18:43We're not engaged.
01:18:46But I'm here to correct that.
01:18:57Sarah, I love you.
01:18:59Whether I win or lose this election, I don't want to lose you.
01:19:02Will you marry me?
01:19:04Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:19:12Woo!
01:19:15Ah, no!
01:19:18I will have you criminally investigated.
01:19:21I've done it before.
01:19:23I've stolen so much money from the Senate.
01:19:26I'm rich and I'll use this money to destroy you.
01:19:30And to bribe prosecutors to investigate you.
01:19:33Ha!
01:19:36No!
01:19:36Senator, stop talking!
01:19:39It's about time you admitted to your crime, Senator.
01:19:43Hey, I didn't mean it!
01:19:46It's all taken out of context.
01:19:48If you see a clip of me on some video admitting crimes,
01:19:52it is a fake AI video!
01:19:55A cheap fake fake news!
01:19:57Could you do a commercial?
01:19:58No!
01:19:58What?
01:20:10Senator, we can figure this out.
01:20:12Silence, you incompetent woman!
01:20:15Go!
01:20:16Talk to the media!
01:20:18Get them to report Senate scandal!
01:20:22I tried.
01:20:23They don't care.
01:20:24They love him and his farm girl love story.
01:20:27Farm girl?
01:20:28Ooh, that is kinda hot.
01:20:30I can't lose this direction!
01:20:32Election!
01:20:33Oh, shart!
01:20:35Oh, shart!
01:20:36Oh, shart!
01:20:36Oh, shart!
01:20:36I've made a huge mistake.
01:20:39You should have a nicer decision.
01:20:42Oh, the volcano's erupted.
01:20:43No matter what happens, we ran a good campaign.
01:20:47I'm forever grateful for all of you who have helped.
01:20:50No regrets.
01:20:53You crushed Senator Hessler in the debate, but he has a big base of support.
01:20:58This will be an extremely close election.
01:21:0150-50 coin toss.
01:21:03You need to relax.
01:21:04Come with me.
01:21:10As your campaign manager, I disagree with the staff.
01:21:14The voters don't want cruelty.
01:21:16They want hope.
01:21:18I think you'll win in a landslide.
01:21:20I hope so.
01:21:22But if I lose, it's not your fault.
01:21:25No matter what, I still love you and I can't wait to marry you.
01:21:29Me too.
01:21:30But you won't lose.
01:21:31An election this close will take hours for the results to come in.
01:21:36I think I will know what we can do to kill some time together.
01:21:41They're about to call it!
01:21:47Senator Hessler has been defeated!
01:21:50It is a landslide for Christopher Stinnett, our new U.S. Senator!
01:21:57Yes!
01:21:58Yeah!
01:22:01Yes!
01:22:04Mr. Senator-Elect.
01:22:08Sarah.
01:22:10He won because of you.
01:22:12You were right.
01:22:14Congratulations, both of you.
01:22:16Great victory.
01:22:22Woo!
01:22:23Yes!
01:22:24Yeah!
01:22:27She's coming!
01:22:28I know, I know, that's okay.
01:22:30Oh.
01:22:30Senator!
01:22:32She's coming!
01:22:41I'm the luckiest man in Washington.
01:22:44because I haven't been
01:22:45part of it.
01:22:49I don't know what you want.
01:22:51When I left the farm,
01:22:52I wanted to help change the world.
01:22:54But I never imagined I would end up here.
01:22:57Okay, let's get to the end.
01:22:59And now I pronounce you
01:23:00Senator and wife.
01:23:08Woo!
01:23:09Woo!
01:23:11Yeah!
01:23:13Mrs. Senator,
01:23:15the honeymoon can wait.
01:23:17First,
01:23:19let's change the world.
01:23:21Get us a copy of our
01:23:22Women's Right Amendment.
01:23:23Let's make this thing into law.
01:23:26Yeah!
01:23:26Yeah!
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