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Chained to My Nemesis
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00:00:06Get me another drink, nerd.
00:00:08I'm the gardener, not your servant.
00:00:14Hey, chat.
00:00:15I am here with my favorite boo and Forbes' most eligible heir,
00:00:20Shane DeBeer.
00:00:21Shane is set to inherit $7 billion.
00:00:24How does that make you feel, Shane?
00:00:30Shane DeBeer!
00:00:32Hold my beer.
00:00:40You knucklehead!
00:00:41This textbook cost me $150.
00:00:44Don't call me that.
00:00:45I'm your boss.
00:00:46Okay, well, maybe don't act like one.
00:00:50No!
00:00:54Oh, my God!
00:01:03This is a $150 book!
00:01:06I hate him and Rachel and all his other entitled books.
00:01:13Oh, my God!
00:01:15Shane.
00:01:18You and Master Shane used to be so close.
00:01:27But I didn't get you anything.
00:01:37For you.
00:01:38For being my friend.
00:01:41Always.
00:01:44Yeah, that was before when he had a heart.
00:01:49You know, I'd quit if I didn't need the money for Colton.
00:01:54What if I told you I know of a way to have your tuition paid in full?
00:02:02So?
00:02:04What did Graham Graham leave me?
00:02:06To Conrad, my oldest and worst son.
00:02:11The yacht is yours.
00:02:13Go, take it somewhere that tolerates you.
00:02:15Oh, that's it?
00:02:18A boat?
00:02:21And to Shane, my only grandchild, you get everything else.
00:02:27If you can pass this simple test.
00:02:31Test?
00:02:32From the day your parents died in that accident,
00:02:35you've squandered your potential on parties.
00:02:39Parts.
00:02:39You need humbling.
00:02:41If you can survive one week handcuffed to someone with more responsibility,
00:02:46I'll leave you everything.
00:02:49If not, your Uncle Conrad gets it all.
00:02:53Handcuffed?
00:02:53Is that even legal?
00:02:55If you don't like it, I'll happily take the inheritance off your handcuffs.
00:02:58Who am I handcuffed to for a week?
00:03:00Do I get to choose?
00:03:01I mean, is she at least hot?
00:03:02Ms. Devere chose the candidate.
00:03:04She agreed to participate on the condition that some of the money goes toward her.
00:03:07Biology degree, you don't mean.
00:03:22Oh, shit.
00:03:25Ow!
00:03:26Don't be such a baby.
00:03:28Why are you always the worst?
00:03:36From this point on, you'll have one hour of alone time per day.
00:03:39That's one hour total.
00:03:41So time your bathroom breaks accordingly.
00:03:45And if the timer runs out?
00:03:47You lose and I get everything.
00:03:51Don't mess this up for me.
00:03:54Yeah, I wouldn't hold my breath there, garden girl.
00:03:56The challenge begins now.
00:04:02Hey, no, no.
00:04:05You would seriously throw your inheritance away just to spite me?
00:04:08Do you want to watch me change?
00:04:11Look, unlike you, I have a life.
00:04:13And I planned on partying tonight.
00:04:16Five minutes to change, six tops.
00:04:18Don't follow me.
00:04:20Bye-bye.
00:04:20Bye-bye.
00:04:34Whoa!
00:04:35Privacy?
00:04:38You're still not dressed?
00:04:39We're only down to 15 minutes of free time.
00:04:43A good fit takes some time.
00:04:45Look, this challenge is bullshit anyway, okay?
00:04:48I'm going to hire my own lawyer and fight this.
00:04:51Lawyer?
00:04:51With what inheritance?
00:04:53Listen, you privileged troglodyte.
00:04:56I can't think of anything worse than being chained to you.
00:04:58But my tuition, my dreams are on the line.
00:05:02No, you listen, dirt girl.
00:05:06I'm going out, so either you can come with me or...
00:05:13Seems you don't have a choice.
00:05:18Come on, Tessie.
00:05:20Deep down in that cold cage of a heart is a fun-loving girl just yearning to be free.
00:05:26Hmm?
00:05:27Fine.
00:05:28But don't call me Tessie.
00:05:29Yes!
00:05:30Oh, my God, I could kiss you right now.
00:05:32Unless you want me going tits out?
00:05:34Oh, my God.
00:05:35We're going to have to uncut for a second, okay?
00:05:37Bye-bye.
00:05:39Fine.
00:05:40But I'm giving you one minute.
00:05:43One.
00:05:45And your fly is down.
00:05:55Shani, baby.
00:05:56You made it.
00:05:57Here, we're taking shots.
00:06:00Mmm.
00:06:02Amen.
00:06:03Thanks.
00:06:04Ew.
00:06:06What's your gardener doing here?
00:06:08She smells like manure.
00:06:09Believe me, it wasn't my choice.
00:06:14Oh, my God, you kinky boy.
00:06:17Is that a present for later, or...
00:06:23What the shit, Shane?
00:06:26That's not what this is, okay?
00:06:27Gram-gram's will had this dumb stipulation.
00:06:32What?
00:06:33You got tired of dry-humping trees?
00:06:35You had to go and steal my boyfriend?
00:06:36Rachel, I'm not interested in him.
00:06:38Oh, really?
00:06:39You used to be.
00:06:41What changed?
00:06:45I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:06:48Don't play dumb.
00:06:49I've seen you get jealous when I kiss him.
00:06:52No, I...
00:06:54Oh, boyfriend.
00:06:55You know, since when?
00:06:57I said I wanted to keep things flexible.
00:06:59Remember?
00:07:00Remember?
00:07:02Guess being chained to his gardener is better than being Rachel Wexler's Netflix and chill.
00:07:11Rachel, stop.
00:07:13Oh!
00:07:15Oh, shit.
00:07:18Did you just break up with her for me?
00:07:21You didn't have to do that.
00:07:22Now, Rachel had her chance to make it official with me, but she didn't.
00:07:26Don't worry, she'll get bored.
00:07:28Hit me up for a quickie, she always does.
00:07:30You want to talk about that?
00:07:31I want to dance.
00:07:33Let's dance?
00:07:35With me?
00:07:36Am I chained to anyone else?
00:07:39Here.
00:07:41Drink this.
00:07:42It'll help.
00:07:44Bottoms up.
00:07:45Come on.
00:07:46Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:07:50Oh, my God.
00:07:52Oh, my God.
00:07:53What is that?
00:07:53Motor oil?
00:07:54Fine.
00:07:55More for me.
00:07:57God.
00:07:59Ooh.
00:08:00Now let's dance.
00:08:05Oh, you're not having fun?
00:08:07Come on, come on.
00:08:08Hey, you got to move in there?
00:08:11Can you moonwalk?
00:08:13No.
00:08:13Oh, oh.
00:08:15Gets them every time.
00:08:16What, am I giving you the ick?
00:08:21Ah, ah, ah, there it is.
00:08:23You know what?
00:08:24I miss that smile.
00:08:25It seems your cage heart opens to the power of dance.
00:08:28Dance?
00:08:28Mm-hmm.
00:08:29Well, I'm laughing because you're actually being redanceless.
00:08:33Get it?
00:08:33Like, we're big friends.
00:08:35You are embarrassing yourself.
00:08:39Take my hands, cuffs and all.
00:08:41Come on.
00:08:43And all you got to do is just move your feet.
00:08:46Left to right.
00:08:47There you go.
00:08:48Uh-huh.
00:08:48Feel the music?
00:08:49Is it just me?
00:08:50Or did they look like they're a couple?
00:09:04You're in the microwave.
00:09:05Watch out!
00:09:06Watch out!
00:09:13Whoa.
00:09:24Was too necessary?
00:09:26You want to slum it with the help?
00:09:28That's fine by me.
00:09:30But let me know when you want someone in your own tax bracket.
00:09:37Let's go.
00:09:41Let's frickin' party!
00:09:43Woo!
00:09:48Did you see that?
00:09:49Shane.
00:09:49She was pissed.
00:09:50Shane, I think we should go.
00:09:52Oh, my friends are here.
00:09:53I want you to take me home.
00:09:55Come on.
00:09:56Let's stay.
00:09:56Shane, let's go.
00:09:57I want to go.
00:09:58Come on.
00:09:59You're having so much fun.
00:10:04Come on.
00:10:06Tessie, you're so messy.
00:10:09But not as much as me because I saved you.
00:10:12Yeah, so funny.
00:10:14Okay, uh, stop.
00:10:15You need to take a shower.
00:10:16You're all sticky.
00:10:17I would, but, um...
00:10:21Shit.
00:10:22Okay, come on.
00:10:23Bathroom.
00:10:24Hungry.
00:10:24Oh, bathroom!
00:10:25Oh, bathroom!
00:10:26Oh, bathroom.
00:10:33Oh, bathroom.
00:10:34I'm going.
00:10:42Um, thank you.
00:10:45Yeah.
00:10:47Oh, get one.
00:10:48Come.
00:10:49Yeah, yeah.
00:10:50Yeah.
00:10:53Turn around.
00:10:55Okay.
00:10:59Hey.
00:11:00Hey.
00:11:26Tessa, do you mind getting my back?
00:11:28I mean, I would do it myself, but, uh, the thing is, like, way on your side, so.
00:11:35Yeah, for sure, I can.
00:11:38It's fucked.
00:11:38I have, uh, sensitive skin.
00:11:41Okay, princess.
00:11:44Nice, nice.
00:11:45Can you go, uh, just a little lower for me?
00:11:49Lower?
00:11:51Uh-huh.
00:11:53A little bit lower.
00:11:56Uh, don't be shy.
00:11:57A little lower.
00:11:59Uh, you know, you're enjoying this a bit, too.
00:12:06Much?
00:12:12Uh, seems like the timer reset him at night.
00:12:18These things are really starting to get on my nerves.
00:12:19I'm gonna go.
00:12:20Here you go.
00:12:21For you.
00:12:22Yeah.
00:12:22Okay, see you out there.
00:12:24Oh, no.
00:12:25Oh.
00:12:27No, I'm cute.
00:12:28I was in the shower.
00:12:29Yeah, it's just.
00:12:31Can I hear that?
00:12:33Oh, I'm cold.
00:12:46What?
00:12:49Um, I was thinking we should probably sleep in separate beds, so you should probably ask Edmund
00:12:54for a spare cot.
00:12:55It's midnight.
00:12:56He's definitely sleeping.
00:13:00Uh, what are you doing?
00:13:02Making sure nothing untoward happens.
00:13:04Untoward.
00:13:05Yeah.
00:13:06Your virginity's safe.
00:13:11Don't you have pajamas?
00:13:13You're lucky I'm even covering up.
00:13:16Here.
00:13:31There you go.
00:13:33Ow!
00:13:37Shane, you only tried to kiss me because you're drunk, right?
00:13:46Yeah, I thought so.
00:13:50I thought so.
00:13:56Oh, I've been looking forward to seeing you.
00:14:01Ah.
00:14:07Take it.
00:14:08I'm so sorry.
00:14:08I'm so sorry.
00:14:10Oh.
00:14:12Ah.
00:14:15Ah.
00:14:21I'm so sorry.
00:14:22You can...
00:14:22You.
00:14:23I'm so sorry.
00:14:24Look, I'm hung over, okay?
00:14:26Just let me sleep.
00:14:27Jesus.
00:14:28Sorry, some of us work for a living.
00:14:34Great.
00:14:35Now it's lopsided.
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Did you know there's a beehive over there?
00:14:47Okay, don't go near that tree.
00:14:49I don't have my EpiPen if you piss off the bees.
00:14:52You're allergic?
00:14:52Just tell Edmund he'll call an exterminator.
00:14:56No, it's okay.
00:14:57They only attack if you get too close.
00:14:58I mean, how would you feel if someone invaded your personal space, hmm?
00:15:10Oh, am I dreaming?
00:15:11Who is that smoke show?
00:15:17I'm going to knock you out if you don't quit tugging.
00:15:31Finally being helpful for once?
00:15:37Shane?
00:15:38Shane!
00:15:39Shane!
00:15:44Hi.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:46What's your name, dream babe?
00:15:51Oh, it's you.
00:15:53Meet Melody.
00:15:55Consider her your prize for failing the handcuff challenge.
00:15:59I'm sorry?
00:16:00I mean, wouldn't you rather be chained to her than our gardener?
00:16:03It's honestly beneath you.
00:16:05Don't talk about Tessa like that.
00:16:06I can manage the accounts for you, okay?
00:16:09And in return, I'll see to it that you're very well taken care of.
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:15Are you seriously trying to bribe him?
00:16:18Jesus.
00:16:19We are going to ace this challenge.
00:16:26Come on, let's go.
00:16:32Thanks, Edmund.
00:16:34Okay.
00:16:35We need to set some ground rules.
00:16:40First things first.
00:16:42Separate beds.
00:16:43You move in your sleep and you snore.
00:16:46I do?
00:16:46And second of all, I need you to stop drinking and no going to parties.
00:16:51What?
00:16:52Your grandmother wanted to teach you responsibility.
00:16:54What good does it do if you can't even stop drinking for a week?
00:16:57At least moderate?
00:16:58My tuition is on the line.
00:17:01Hmm.
00:17:01Fine.
00:17:02Fine.
00:17:03I won't drink and I won't go to parties.
00:17:07Good.
00:17:08Here.
00:17:09Sign.
00:17:10Sign.
00:17:28Huh?
00:17:29Look at this.
00:17:30The hell is wrong with you?
00:17:32I said no parties.
00:17:34No, no, no.
00:17:35You said I couldn't go to parties and technically, I mean...
00:17:40Okay, you seriously have to be the most egotistical, self-centered asshole in the entire world.
00:17:48I mean...
00:17:52Look at the mess your friends are making.
00:17:53Please, it's not like it's your job to clean it up.
00:17:56Yes, sir.
00:17:58That's only a job for the maids and I.
00:18:00See?
00:18:02Edmund gets it.
00:18:04Oh!
00:18:08Where are you going?
00:18:09To do my job, gardening.
00:18:13And please, for me, no more drinks.
00:18:26What are you still doing here?
00:18:28I'm just enjoying your demise.
00:18:31And this smooth, 40-year-old metallic scotch.
00:18:37You're a scotch man, right?
00:18:38Just like your dad.
00:18:41You know, my offer still stands.
00:18:44Want to care for a sip?
00:18:45You can try.
00:18:46It's delicious.
00:18:49Piss off.
00:18:52I'm not bad.
00:18:55Get lost!
00:18:56Get out of here!
00:18:57Stop!
00:18:57I'm sorry, move!
00:18:58Hey!
00:19:00Get out of here!
00:19:01Get out of here!
00:19:04Yeah!
00:19:06Yeah!
00:19:09Yeah, that's right!
00:19:11Leave, assholes!
00:19:13Oh, shit!
00:19:24Tessa, you still out here?
00:19:26Tessa!
00:19:32Tessa!
00:19:34Tessa!
00:19:35Tessa!
00:19:36EpiPen!
00:19:37En-suite bathroom!
00:19:38Bathroom?
00:19:48Hey!
00:19:49Hey!
00:19:50What the shit, man!
00:19:51Out!
00:19:51Out!
00:19:53Shane!
00:19:56It's okay.
00:19:57Ew!
00:19:59Get out!
00:20:05Oh no, did Poison Ivy drink too much?
00:20:09Get out!
00:20:09Wait, Shane!
00:20:11Shane, open the door!
00:20:14Stay with me, okay?
00:20:17Shane!
00:20:41Shane?
00:21:08Did you just kiss me?
00:21:12Yes, I mean...
00:21:13It was an accident.
00:21:21Tessa.
00:21:25Get off of me!
00:21:36Hi.
00:21:37Hi.
00:21:37You okay?
00:21:38Awesome.
00:21:40I need to go back to my house to get some clothes.
00:21:43I mean, if you need a shirt, you can borrow one of mine?
00:21:47No.
00:21:48I prefer my own.
00:21:55How could I forget?
00:21:58How could I forget?
00:22:03No, I don't...
00:22:10Umm.
00:22:15Huuu.
00:22:18Now, you watch Verticals.
00:22:22Here.
00:22:24Look, I don't want to hear it.
00:22:26I didn't say anything.
00:22:27Okay.
00:22:33Cover your eyeballs.
00:22:55Did you write this?
00:22:57Write what?
00:23:01Her fingers grazed the shaft of his mighty sword.
00:23:04It's so big, Lady Tassandra exclaimed.
00:23:07I can see why you need such big muscles to wield it.
00:23:10That's Shakespeare.
00:23:12Don't break that.
00:23:16Keep your eyes to yourself.
00:23:18Mm-hmm.
00:23:20Oh, my God.
00:23:23Jeez.
00:23:33So why can't you swim?
00:23:35I just never learned.
00:23:36I'm busy studying the mating habits of marine animals.
00:23:39You know, they say experience is the best teacher.
00:23:42Just jump right on in.
00:23:43So.
00:23:44Is everything a joke to you?
00:23:46You know my friends, all of them, you have those, right?
00:23:49They think I'm really funny.
00:23:51Yeah, the ones you pity.
00:23:56So many books out here.
00:24:09You know, this is actually kind of hot.
00:24:12Oh, shit.
00:24:13You drew in here, too?
00:24:16Hey.
00:24:17It's really good.
00:24:18Stop.
00:24:18Why are you embarrassed?
00:24:19I think it's really good.
00:24:21Give it back.
00:24:21Please.
00:24:22No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:22You've got to tell me more.
00:24:23Shane, no.
00:24:24No.
00:24:24Shane, no.
00:24:28Easy.
00:24:29Easy.
00:24:29I'm drowning.
00:24:30I'm drowning.
00:24:31I'm drowning.
00:24:32Just stand up.
00:24:33Yeah.
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35Something bad, right?
00:24:42What the hell?
00:24:45Rachel, what are you doing here?
00:24:48Shaney, baby.
00:24:49Same reason as usual.
00:24:51Come out of the pool and greet Mama properly.
00:25:03Still attached at the hip, I see.
00:25:05Garden girl, give us some space.
00:25:09Whatever you have to say in front of Tessa, you can say in front of me.
00:25:13Since when do you even know her name?
00:25:15Come on, Shane.
00:25:16Forget her.
00:25:18If you don't leave now, I'm going to call the butler.
00:25:21Edmund!
00:25:22Not so fast.
00:25:24What's this?
00:25:27Sir Sheenus the brawny.
00:25:30I'm going to love this.
00:25:32Stop.
00:25:33That's mine.
00:25:34Rachel, give it back.
00:25:35Hey, chat.
00:25:36Look at what I just found.
00:25:39Turns out Shane's gardener keeps a diary.
00:25:42Oh, my God.
00:25:45Is it just me?
00:25:46Or does Sir Sheenus look a bit familiar?
00:25:52Is that...
00:25:54me?
00:25:58It's nobody.
00:26:03Are you okay?
00:26:06Give you five minutes.
00:26:10Tessa, what are you doing?
00:26:12Wait.
00:26:14I just want to talk.
00:26:22Why'd you do that?
00:26:23She's clearly hurt.
00:26:25I'm hurt.
00:26:26I miss you.
00:26:28You know, that's rich.
00:26:30You were just hooking up with a guy in my bed.
00:26:33I was just trying to make you jealous.
00:26:35I mean, come on.
00:26:37Isn't that why you've been hanging out with the Lorax?
00:26:40I've been thinking,
00:26:42I want to be something more serious with you.
00:26:44I know that's something you've always wanted.
00:27:11It's too late, Rachel.
00:27:13Rachel.
00:27:26Of course he still likes her.
00:27:28He'd never like me.
00:27:29I'm just his gardener.
00:27:40Stupid boy.
00:27:42What am I doing?
00:27:56What?
00:27:58Hello?
00:28:00Is anyone there?
00:28:04Hello?
00:28:05Please.
00:28:07Please, someone let me out.
00:28:08I'm going to lose my tuition.
00:28:11Why would you suddenly want a relationship?
00:28:14And don't tell me it's despite Tessa.
00:28:16Of course not, Shane.
00:28:18I've always loved you,
00:28:19but you've always been so caught up on your ex.
00:28:21Hey, do not bring Natalie into this.
00:28:28Have you been distracting me?
00:28:36Oh, shit.
00:28:39Oh, that looked like it hurt.
00:28:40Bye.
00:28:41Bye.
00:28:43Bye.
00:28:50Oh, my God.
00:28:53Oh, my God.
00:28:56Oh, shit.
00:28:57That was close.
00:29:02can i ask you something how long ago did you write that story
00:29:10oh god you must think i'm such a freak
00:29:15i started writing that back when we were kids and back when you were nicer but can we just like
00:29:22forget it okay i'm gonna show you something but you have to promise not to laugh
00:29:45okay i cannot believe i'm doing this
00:29:54one time when we were kids you uh gave me a flower okay i wanted to hold on to it
00:30:00i don't know why
00:30:01so i smashed it in these pages and i left this like really cool impression
00:30:05then anytime i saw a cool plant i would just
00:30:11anyway i don't know if you're gonna rewrite the adventures of sir shanius and princess
00:30:14to saundra but i don't know maybe we could do it in here
00:30:29i love you
00:30:33i'm sorry i no stop i used to but not anymore it was just back back when we were kid
00:30:39you it's just you
00:30:40showed me that really cute book and i we almost lost the challenge and then i kind of just got
00:30:43lost in
00:30:44the moment you know what i should go tessa it's no really uh just please shut it
00:30:51yep look at the time gotta go i gotta get ready
00:30:54for what you're not even wearing a watch yep let's go
00:31:05so you take classes at night
00:31:16as you can see here the male anglerfish attaches itself to the backside of the females
00:31:23merging its bodies with her until they become one
00:31:28see
00:31:33is that heading a little too close to home
00:31:36no
00:31:37i have to go to the bathroom
00:31:39now
00:31:40yeah
00:31:54are you done this is so gross
00:31:56yeah well it's not my fault that all the bathrooms were closed just keep an eye out while i zip
00:32:03up
00:32:03oh trust my eyes are anywhere else
00:32:07hey
00:32:10look i don't care what kind of kinks you're into but this campus is a place of learning
00:32:14i'm calling this in
00:32:15tessa tell me your pants are almost up
00:32:18they're up okay hey look uh homeless oh no
00:32:29stop stop i don't run this much oh yeah i guess i don't either
00:32:39hey um i'm sorry about how i reacted earlier when you said that you please don't
00:32:46no i'm sorry i was just being dumb i you're not dumb stop saying that it's obvious to anyone who's
00:32:51met you that you're really smart why should no one ever told me that
00:32:54because you surround yourself with idiots and insecure assholes
00:33:00true
00:33:02look i'm really sorry i said i loved you
00:33:05tessa i used to back when we were kids i miss that i miss us
00:33:18just
00:33:20you be honest and tell me do you um
00:33:25think there's a chance we could ever have that again
00:33:29do we really have to hate each other shane
00:33:32for you for being my friend
00:33:37always
00:33:39shane arthur de vere inside now
00:33:47what did i tell you about fraternizing with that girl that's the gardener's daughter for christ
00:33:51six she's my friend dad
00:33:54i like her your mother and i have arranged for you to marry someone more becoming of your station
00:34:01who natalie prescott
00:34:24so do i drink too much is that it my parents just died natalie between all the parties
00:34:33and drugs
00:34:34are you even ready for a real relationship
00:34:38shane please say something
00:34:41look i
00:34:44i think we're friends and
00:34:48we're always going to be friends
00:34:51okay
00:34:53yeah
00:34:55right
00:34:57there they are stop police we need to run oh i can't i'm so tired hold my back lady to
00:35:04sondra
00:35:04let's ride
00:35:05go go go go go
00:35:06run
00:35:07there it is
00:35:08run
00:35:18hey it is not done silly
00:35:20taste it fine to me
00:35:21uh-huh
00:35:24open up
00:35:27you're warming up to me i can tell
00:35:31well aren't you just two peas and a porta potty
00:35:35literally how do you keep getting in here you can forget about trying to sabotage us again
00:35:40we're not uncuffing okay tessa's tuition is on the line and shane's inheritance
00:35:44okay relax i'm here to apologize wait apologize to me
00:35:51i am so sorry tessa again you're apologizing to me
00:35:56it's true i've always seen you as a low-class nerd who was way too stuck up for her small
00:36:03bank
00:36:04account okay if your plan is just to insult me into uncuffing let me finish
00:36:11but now i see you as a hard worker with an infectious spirit i mean look at how you've domesticated
00:36:20shane
00:36:22let me uncuff i want to talk to her alone just trust me
00:36:31what are you doing the cuffs are set to my biometrics the clock is still ticking that just
00:36:36means i have a whole hour to get her hair wet oh very funny i came here prepared this time
00:36:41my
00:36:41hairspray is waterproof oh yeah well is it flower proof don't you dare who told you to sabotage
00:36:48i'm sorry i'll tell you i'll tell you please don't get her babe
00:36:56conrad offered rachel half my inheritance to mess with us i heard it straight from her mouth
00:37:04is that true no paper half my money no way
00:37:22conrad you may have fooled the lawyer but you and i both know you're out to steal my inheritance
00:37:26rachel told me you give her half the money if she got us to fail
00:37:30you know what i think i think you don't deserve mother's fortune
00:37:37you're impulsive self-destructive you barely be trusted to wipe your own ass screw you
00:37:46you're a disappointment shane you're a disappointment to your grandmother your parents
00:37:51even your fiance everyone knows that's why natalie left you
00:37:59by the looks of it seems you've gone and disappointed her too
00:38:19shane who is natalie
00:38:23who is natalie shane conrad said something about a fiance
00:38:27shane just leave me alone
00:38:34okay you want space give you space
00:38:58we have to recover
00:39:03what's the point conrad's right okay i'm a fuck up that's not true
00:39:19was that natalie's who is she to you shane
00:39:23she's proof that i can't love you how you want me to
00:39:28now i loved natalie i didn't at first but then we got engaged and she got pregnant
00:39:37and then my parents died and i started drinking too much
00:39:42she aborted the baby told me i wasn't ready for a kid a real relationship
00:39:50and she left
00:39:51i know she was right
00:40:02i'm so sorry just leave okay everyone does anyway i'm not going anywhere
00:40:11can i show you something
00:40:15why
00:40:19come on
00:40:29mom mom that's not a real plant you're getting the floor wet
00:40:35it's dying they want to throw it away
00:40:40all it needs is some love and care
00:40:43last time i saw your mom she seemed fine
00:40:46what happened early onset alzheimer's she doesn't remember who i am most of the time but
00:40:53half my paycheck goes towards her care
00:40:58responsibility isn't a skill you have to learn shane it's a choice you have to make
00:41:02to persevere when life piles on you're the de vere's boy right
00:41:10my tessa has such a crush on you
00:41:15mom
00:41:18tessa
00:41:21mom you remember me of course i remember my own daughter come here
00:41:31oh
00:41:33are you in trouble no no mom we're these uh they're a prop for our engagement photos today
00:41:40you know tessa just the old ball and chain
00:41:44tessa are you engaged
00:41:48oh that's wonderful i always believed in you too
00:41:53oh let's see a kiss
00:41:58yeah yeah
00:42:01oh
00:42:15that fake kiss earlier was really nice of you
00:42:21i promise i won't be weird again
00:42:28you said i was faking it
00:42:38what are you doing well we have about 32 minutes left to free time so i wonder how many rounds
00:42:47you could get in
00:42:54you
00:42:55i don't know
00:42:57you
00:42:57i don't know
00:43:17Oh, when we were kids, you had a crush on me, huh?
00:43:24But you always wanted the bad boy.
00:43:32I can be bad.
00:43:36Oh, yeah.
00:44:09Wait, wait.
00:44:10What?
00:44:13Are you going to tell me you're a virgin?
00:44:15Because I know all about that.
00:44:17Then I don't care.
00:44:20No, yeah.
00:44:23I just...
00:44:25I wanted my first time to be special.
00:44:28No, it's not that I want to know the person that I crossed that line with is committed to me.
00:44:36Wait, wait, um...
00:44:38I'm sorry, are you...
00:44:40Are you asking if I'm ready for a real relationship?
00:44:44Well, are you?
00:44:46Shane.
00:44:47Before I give you my virginity, I need to know that you're serious about me.
00:44:52About us.
00:44:55I don't know if I can give you that.
00:45:14Tessa.
00:45:14Tessa.
00:45:16I'm fine.
00:45:17I just, uh...
00:45:18I need to step out.
00:45:19What about the challenge?
00:45:22Five minutes, please.
00:45:26Tessa.
00:45:28Tessa.
00:45:29Leave me alone.
00:45:36Tessa, you have to come out.
00:45:40If the timer on this cuff runs out, if we fail, you'll lose your tuition.
00:45:46And if that happens, I will never be able to forgive myself.
00:46:12When this is over, we can go our separate ways, and we never have to see each other ever again.
00:46:19Is that what you really want?
00:46:23So that's it?
00:46:26After this challenge, we just...
00:46:28go our separate ways?
00:46:31No!
00:46:33What the fuck was that?
00:46:35It's your shirt.
00:46:37No.
00:46:41Edmund!
00:46:41Edmund!
00:46:42We heard you scream?
00:46:43Your parents' gala?
00:46:44We canceled it!
00:46:46After her grandmother passed, but somehow the invitations went out anyway.
00:46:50What are you guys talking about?
00:46:52Every year since my parents' accident, Graham Graham held this big charity gala in their honor.
00:46:58Guess Conrad must have sent out the invitations to mess with us?
00:47:01Conrad is getting more and more desperate the closer we are to winning.
00:47:05That's not all.
00:47:06He names the two of you as the guests of honor.
00:47:09And the invitation frames the event as if it's your...
00:47:14unveiling.
00:47:17As a couple?
00:47:19No, no.
00:47:20Shane, you have to cancel this right now.
00:47:22Impossible.
00:47:23People are flying in from all over the world to be here tomorrow.
00:47:26We have contracts with designers, caterers.
00:47:28We can't...
00:47:29No, no.
00:47:30You know what?
00:47:30I am not going.
00:47:31It is black tie.
00:47:32I don't even own a pair of heels.
00:47:34Tessa, you...
00:47:35No, you know what?
00:47:36You're the one who decided we're done after this.
00:47:38Okay?
00:47:38So, what?
00:47:39The whole world is supposed to think we're a couple?
00:47:41I'm not doing this.
00:47:50Shane, I think it's time I showed you something.
00:47:53For Shane's challenge, I want the gardener, Tessa.
00:47:57I always liked her.
00:47:59She's got grit.
00:48:00And she brings out the best in him.
00:48:03It needs to be her.
00:48:05I trust you'll make it happen.
00:48:07It was never about the money, Shane.
00:48:10All your Gram-Gram ever wanted was to see you happy.
00:48:28Tessa, I've got something very important to ask you.
00:48:31Shane, what are you doing?
00:48:33Tessa Birch, I don't know what we are, but I do know that I care about you.
00:48:39And right now, your future is on the line.
00:48:41And we can figure the rest out later.
00:48:45So will you be my date to my dead parents, Gala?
00:48:49Till deathly allergies do us part.
00:48:54I do.
00:48:55I do.
00:48:59Always.
00:49:08Edmund gave us some money for some outfits, so...
00:49:11get anything you want.
00:49:22I seriously have to wear these?
00:49:25Not these specifically, but...
00:49:28Have you never worn heels?
00:49:30Eh.
00:49:32One time, when I was 12, but I immediately broke my ankle.
00:49:35Now I have arthritis.
00:49:37So, why can't I just wear these?
00:49:38Those are hiking boots.
00:49:40That's why.
00:49:40Okay, why can't I just wear a dress that covers my feet?
00:49:45Can you go look for her?
00:49:47She's being difficult.
00:49:50What are you planning?
00:49:53Do not embarrass me.
00:49:55Okay.
00:49:56Jeez, touchy.
00:49:58All right.
00:50:00You know, that's 20 minutes.
00:50:02How's it going in there?
00:50:04Don't turn around yet.
00:50:21First time for everything.
00:50:24How did I do?
00:50:27That bad?
00:50:29No, it's almost perfect.
00:50:34No, it's almost perfect.
00:50:38And...
00:50:39There.
00:50:41Lady Tassandra.
00:50:45Ready?
00:50:46Ready, Sir Shanius.
00:50:58Announcing
00:50:59Shane DeVere
00:51:01and Tessa Birch
00:51:13Gardner cleans up surprisingly well
00:51:16Doesn't mean she belongs
00:51:18Clock the shoes
00:51:29Let's do this
00:51:36May I have this dance?
00:51:39Certainly
00:51:41Put your hands on my shoulders
00:51:44My head's on your waist
00:51:45We're gonna do a spin, are you ready?
00:51:47Oh, okay
00:51:49Two
00:51:49One, two, three
00:51:51Super cool
00:51:55Have you thought about what happens when this is over?
00:51:58You mean after we win this thing?
00:52:00Oh god, I don't know
00:52:01I guess I go back to being obscenely rich
00:52:07About that
00:52:08I was thinking
00:52:12What if you came with me
00:52:13To college?
00:52:16I think you'd really like it
00:52:19Oh, I don't know about that
00:52:20I don't really think I'm the type for school
00:52:24Why not?
00:52:25There's like rats there
00:52:26There's rats?
00:52:27Do I drink beer?
00:52:29Do I drink?
00:52:30Mind if I cut in?
00:52:31Natalie
00:52:35Oh my god
00:52:39Wait, so what are you doing here?
00:52:42You're Grim Grim
00:52:44I heard she died
00:52:46I thought she never liked me
00:52:48But then I got this invitation
00:52:51I'm so sorry for your loss
00:52:53No, it's okay
00:52:54She went peacefully
00:52:57Oh, uh
00:52:59Natalie, this is Tessa
00:53:00She's, uh, my
00:53:01My, uh
00:53:03We're cuffed
00:53:04That's what we are
00:53:04We're just cuffed
00:53:05That's what we are
00:53:06I can see that
00:53:07Yeah, my grandmother's will
00:53:09Had a weird stipulation
00:53:10You know, it's a funny story
00:53:11Not really
00:53:12It's really good to meet you, though
00:53:14I've heard such great things
00:53:16Well, hopefully the stories
00:53:18weren't too bad
00:53:18You look familiar
00:53:20Tessa's mom was our
00:53:21gardener when you were around
00:53:23Now Tessa
00:53:24is the gardener
00:53:25Oh, family profession
00:53:27That's cute
00:53:29It's been a fun week
00:53:30She's been teaching me
00:53:31how to garden
00:53:32She's taken me to some
00:53:33night classes
00:53:34Oh, night classes
00:53:35Shane, that's
00:53:37Daddy, Daddy, you're here
00:53:44You know what
00:53:47I'll give you ten minutes
00:53:48to talk
00:53:56Looks like your
00:53:57bait worked
00:53:59It's time to
00:53:59you shine, babe
00:54:01I'll do what I do best
00:54:14You're not meant for him
00:54:16Tessa
00:54:19Go away, Rachel
00:54:20I can't stand you
00:54:23Look at them
00:54:26Shane's an heir
00:54:28You're a gardener
00:54:29He was never going to
00:54:31choose you, Tessa
00:54:32Wake up
00:54:33No, you're lying
00:54:36Shane loves me
00:54:38Tessie said that
00:54:39Face it, honey
00:54:41You were just
00:54:42his passing interest
00:54:44You don't need him, Tessa
00:54:46You're tough
00:54:47You would have worked hard
00:54:48for that degree
00:54:49Either way, eventually
00:54:51He's the one
00:54:52who needs you
00:54:55It's him
00:54:59He was playing you, girl
00:55:02But you're in control
00:55:04You can still make him hurt
00:55:06All you have to do
00:55:07is leave
00:55:12Gavin, you shouldn't run up
00:55:13on people like that
00:55:14Okay?
00:55:17Natalie, is this
00:55:20He isn't mine, is he?
00:55:21Wait, you're not daddy
00:55:23Where's daddy?
00:55:25Daddy's at home, remember?
00:55:26Now, go get something to eat
00:55:27Mommy's talking to an old friend
00:55:34So he's not mine
00:55:36He's my husband
00:55:38Matthews
00:55:39We met after we broke up
00:55:41If he was
00:55:43Would it change things?
00:55:44I wanted to be there for you
00:55:46You and the baby
00:55:48I mean, we almost
00:55:49Oh, Shane
00:55:53You'll find your person
00:55:55I know I did
00:55:57I think I already have
00:56:01I should probably go find her
00:56:03so I can tell her
00:56:08Hey, Shane
00:56:11Um, I came back
00:56:12because I was worried for you
00:56:13But it seems
00:56:15you're gonna be just fine
00:56:16And for what it's worth
00:56:18I think you'd make a great dad
00:56:28Rachel, where's Tessa?
00:56:31Settle down, nephew
00:56:33We're celebrating
00:56:36You are about to lose everything
00:56:41What did you do with Tessa?
00:56:45You can still make him hurt
00:56:47All you have to do
00:56:48is leave
00:56:52I know what you're doing, Rachel
00:56:55And I'm not falling for it
00:57:04I was trying to be helpful
00:57:08Since when?
00:57:10You know, Rachel
00:57:10You're a snake
00:57:12And you know what gardeners do to snakes?
00:57:15Listen
00:57:15You insolent bitch
00:57:17That fortune was supposed to be mine
00:57:19I had Shane wrapped around my finger
00:57:22long before you wriggled it
00:57:26Okay, newsflash, Rachel
00:57:27You know, you're knock-off Barbie doll
00:57:31self-afraid to break a nail
00:57:32So, you wanna fight?
00:57:35Let's fight!
00:57:36Uh-huh, let's go!
00:57:37You wanna fight?
00:57:38Yeah, let's go!
00:57:47The only person going anywhere is you
00:57:51What?
00:57:51Take her away!
00:57:56Bye-bye
00:57:57She left you, Shane
00:58:00And you're a liar
00:58:01She wouldn't
00:58:05The only truth that matters right now
00:58:09Is in about
00:58:10Seven minutes
00:58:12I'm gonna win
00:58:14Everything
00:58:15The family fortune
00:58:17Is mine
00:58:20Ours
00:58:22Oh, yeah
00:58:23Right
00:58:24Yeah, ours
00:58:26You bastard
00:58:27Where is she?
00:58:29Now!
00:58:37Get off me!
00:58:39Fuck!
00:58:41You were supposed to give him the whole dump
00:58:42I did!
00:58:44He's a fucking junkie!
00:58:46God damn it!
00:58:51Edmund, have you seen Tessa?
00:58:53Are you alright, sir?
00:58:56I haven't seen her
00:58:57Have you checked out front?
00:58:58Tessa!
00:58:59Sir?
00:59:01Tessa!
00:59:01Sir!
00:59:04Tessa!
00:59:10Hands off my girlfriend!
00:59:12Girlfriend?
00:59:13Don't you dare!
00:59:25Don't touch my man
00:59:29I want to make babies with you
00:59:30Same
00:59:35Oh, shit
00:59:36We have to sell a meeting like this
00:59:38Call the cops
00:59:39I got it
00:59:40Oh, yeah
00:59:41Oh, shit
00:59:41Other hand
00:59:42Other hand
00:59:43Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:59:45Time
00:59:47Sick
00:59:49That was so fast
00:59:50It was so sick
00:59:53Not so fast
00:59:57You're not calling anyone
01:00:05Easy there
01:00:07Conrad
01:00:08Easy is what this was supposed to be
01:00:14You got enough tranquilizers, baby?
01:00:17Uh-huh
01:00:18See, this was supposed to be painless
01:00:22But now it's gonna hurt
01:00:24You'll never get away with this
01:00:27I think I will
01:00:28So this is your plan
01:00:29To force us to separate at gunpoint
01:00:31There are cameras, Conrad
01:00:33You'll get caught
01:00:36No, we won't
01:00:38Conrad is a genius
01:00:39I hiked the cameras
01:00:41And wiped all record of my meddling
01:00:43And then I just turned them off
01:00:44No way you're gonna separate us
01:00:46You'll have to kill us
01:00:47I'm not gonna kill you
01:00:53Tessa!
01:00:54Tessa!
01:00:56Fuck you
01:01:05I'm gonna make you kill each other
01:01:16Shane?
01:01:19Shane?
01:01:23Shane?
01:01:25Shane!
01:01:26Ow
01:01:27Oh my god
01:01:30What's going on?
01:01:37Separate or die?
01:01:39Oh shit
01:01:40Conrad is crazier than I thought
01:01:42Okay, we need to get out of here
01:01:44Hey
01:01:47What happened to your chest?
01:01:48What?
01:01:51I don't know
01:01:52Maybe the hay scratched it or something
01:01:55No, we need to go
01:01:57Quick
01:02:11Glad you're finally awake
01:02:13Just in time, too
01:02:16We have much to discuss
01:02:20So what?
01:02:21You guys are like an evil power couple now
01:02:23Or
01:02:24Well
01:02:25You could say I surrendered to my ex's uncle
01:02:33We really bonded over hating you
01:02:38Kidnapping?
01:02:39Unc?
01:02:40What makes you think you can get away with this?
01:02:42About to be a billionaire
01:02:45That's plenty of money to bury any truth
01:02:48Or bury you if he refuses
01:02:52Never
01:02:53We'll just wait this out
01:02:56Too long
01:02:57That rash is moving fast
01:03:01Tessa
01:03:01You're the biologist
01:03:03How long does it take for a deadly allergy to kill someone?
01:03:08What did you do?
01:03:10Well, it turns out
01:03:10A lot of injectable cosmetic products
01:03:13Contain beef venom
01:03:15Isn't that neat?
01:03:18What?
01:03:21You freaking psychopaths!
01:03:24You'd really stoop to murder?
01:03:26Wouldn't be the first time
01:03:28Rachel, you do not have to do this
01:03:32Shamey
01:03:33I only wanted you for your money
01:03:36This way
01:03:37I get half
01:03:38Here's the deal
01:03:39By my estimate
01:03:40And to be fair
01:03:41I'm no doctor
01:03:42But I'd say she's got about 15 minutes
01:03:45Before her throat closes up
01:03:48And she goes into full-blown anaphylactic shock
01:03:52So
01:03:54If you separate her
01:03:56Right now
01:03:57There might be time to save her
01:03:59So it's the money
01:04:01Or the girl
01:04:05Your choice
01:04:08Uncle
01:04:08Why are you doing this?
01:04:11You really don't know?
01:04:13Because I'm the rightful heir
01:04:16I'm the eldest son
01:04:19Martha was always mother's favorite
01:04:21It was all supposed to be mine
01:04:24But then for some unknown reason
01:04:28She decides to give you this chance
01:04:32My mother decides to give you a chance
01:04:35To steal what's rightfully mine
01:04:38I'm starting to think she had a damn good reason
01:04:40Mark my words
01:04:42You will pay for this
01:04:46Looks like time's running out
01:04:48You better hurry
01:04:50Hey
01:04:51Hey
01:04:51You know what?
01:04:53After she's dead
01:04:56Let's bury her in the West Garden
01:04:59I think she'd like that
01:05:03Would she like that?
01:05:18Are you crazy?
01:05:21You could die
01:05:21Those assholes
01:05:23Made my life a living hell
01:05:27I'm not gonna let them get away with this
01:05:31We are gonna make it out of here
01:05:33Together
01:05:35Help me
01:05:42It won't budge
01:05:49I need you to break my glasses
01:05:52What?
01:05:53What?
01:05:54But I love your glasses
01:05:55You can't see without them
01:05:56Breathing kind of takes precedent
01:05:58You can use the wire to pick the lock
01:06:12We're almost there
01:06:18We have to uncuff now Tessa
01:06:19No
01:06:20We can't make it
01:06:24It'll be alright
01:06:25We have about three minutes left
01:06:27Okay, if I run
01:06:27I can grab the EpiPen
01:06:29And get back here, okay?
01:06:30Oh, Shane
01:06:30Don't, please
01:06:32We deserve a happy ending
01:06:38That's why I have to do this
01:06:40No
01:06:42Don't
01:06:42Shane
01:06:42Shane
01:06:44Shane
01:06:47Edmund
01:06:48Edmund
01:06:49What is it?
01:06:50Call the family doctor
01:07:02Come on
01:07:04Come on
01:07:24Tessa
01:07:25Tessa
01:07:25Tessa, stay with me
01:07:27I'm coming
01:07:38Shane
01:07:40What happened with the challenge?
01:07:41Did we win?
01:07:45This isn't okay
01:07:46Rachel and Conrad
01:07:48Can't just get away with this
01:07:49They tried to kill me
01:07:50Listen to me, Tessa
01:07:52You're gonna be fine
01:07:53Okay, I'm gonna get a job
01:07:55I'm gonna make sure your tuition is paid for
01:07:57I'm gonna work
01:07:59You hate work
01:08:00I don't give a shit
01:08:02If I have to work with my two hands
01:08:03For the rest of my life, okay?
01:08:06Okay
01:08:10I just want you to be a part of it
01:08:18Baby, I thought you wanted to wait
01:08:21I'm tired of waiting
01:08:25I'm tired of waiting
01:08:33What?
01:08:34It's not like you haven't seen all this before
01:08:36Yeah, well
01:08:37That was before it
01:08:38This was mine
01:08:48Oh
01:08:49Whoa
01:08:51Well, it's not as big as a centaur
01:08:53I mean
01:08:55Kinda
01:08:58Get on your back, Sir Shanius
01:09:01I'm gonna ride you
01:09:03Oh
01:09:08So
01:09:10How did I compare to the book?
01:09:13I'd say it was a faithful adaptation
01:09:18There must be a way we could beat Conrad
01:09:21We deserve a happy ending
01:09:23The police searched the barn
01:09:24Conrad wiped it clean
01:09:26The cameras too
01:09:27It's his word
01:09:30Against ours
01:09:32That's Shana
01:09:33Oh
01:09:34We're covered
01:09:36We're covered
01:09:37What is it?
01:09:39Ah
01:09:40I
01:09:40I
01:09:41Noticed something odd
01:09:42While poking around our security database
01:09:45Conrad
01:09:46Not only wiped the last six days
01:09:47He wiped the last six years
01:09:49Dating back to the day your parents died
01:09:52However
01:09:53He was sloppy
01:09:55And I managed to
01:09:56Recover
01:09:58This
01:10:02Is that my parents' car?
01:10:04It is
01:10:07Oh my god
01:10:09Conrad killed your parents
01:10:18He killed my parents, Tessa
01:10:21Get away with it
01:10:24We can figure it out, Shane
01:10:26Conrad and Rachel think you're too dumb
01:10:28Or too lazy to figure it out
01:10:29But you're neither
01:10:30That's our advantage
01:10:33You know, you're right
01:10:34Yeah
01:10:35We're gonna beat him
01:10:36We just gotta put our heads together
01:10:37Yeah, that's good
01:10:42Hey, chat
01:10:43We are celebrating
01:10:44Guess who just won
01:10:46Three billion dollars
01:10:49Aw
01:10:49Is Tessa sad
01:10:51She lost
01:10:52How does it feel
01:10:53Knowing you're going to die poor?
01:10:55Feels like
01:10:58Revenge
01:10:59Hey
01:11:06Hey
01:11:06Hey, chat
01:11:06Check this out
01:11:08Say cheese
01:11:23Taking my inheritance out already?
01:11:26You mean my birthright?
01:11:29Speaking of
01:11:30You really should start packing your things
01:11:32Because I won't abide trespassers in my home
01:11:36I'm not going anywhere
01:11:37You see this SD card?
01:11:40I have proof
01:11:41You killed my parents
01:11:51I've murdered no one
01:11:54That's not what you said at the barn
01:11:56I had Edmund
01:11:57Look through some old security footage
01:11:59And he found a weird video
01:12:01Of you cutting the brakes
01:12:02In my parents' car
01:12:03Now I wonder
01:12:04What the lawyers will think about that
01:12:16Doesn't matter what the fucking lawyer thinks
01:12:28You bitch
01:12:29You stole my gun?
01:12:31Yep
01:12:31And I got my marksmanship badge
01:12:34In the Girl Scouts
01:12:35So
01:12:35You'll stay quiet
01:12:37Until I say so
01:12:46Hey Lawman
01:12:47I got something for you
01:12:50Looks like he went home for the night
01:12:53It's just me and you
01:13:02You're just his passing interests
01:13:09He's just using you
01:13:12But you can make him hurt
01:13:17Okay
01:13:20Give me the card
01:13:23He wouldn't
01:13:26Shit
01:13:28Don't fucking move
01:13:38Why are you so
01:13:43Don't tell me this is the only copy
01:13:48You really are
01:13:49Dumb as disco
01:13:50Aren't you?
01:13:56I can't believe you didn't make another copy
01:13:58I was so right about you
01:14:01You are a complete
01:14:03And total imbecile
01:14:05Just like your father
01:14:09You know that's why I had to cut his brakes
01:14:11Right?
01:14:12And steal your inheritance
01:14:13It's not personal
01:14:15Buddy
01:14:16It's nature
01:14:18Survival of the fittest
01:14:20And you two idiots
01:14:22Who are standing in the way of my evolution
01:14:24So you betray anyone?
01:14:27Huh?
01:14:27Even your own family?
01:14:30What happens when Rachel gets in the way?
01:14:33Who?
01:14:37She already has
01:14:39You think I'm gonna give that bimbo half my money?
01:14:43Dummy
01:14:43She's next
01:14:49You're plotting to kill me?
01:14:52No
01:14:53Baby
01:14:54I would never
01:14:55You idiot
01:14:56Didn't you notice I took all of those selfies?
01:15:00If I go down
01:15:01You go down
01:15:11Okay
01:15:13This is how this is all gonna go down
01:15:14I'm gonna walk out of here
01:15:17With my inheritance
01:15:18You hear me?
01:15:19My inheritance
01:15:21And none of you
01:15:22Are gonna get shot
01:15:24You understand?
01:15:26Hmm
01:15:28The fuck are you laughing at?
01:15:31Oh
01:15:31You've already lost Conrad
01:15:33That phone right there?
01:15:35Yeah
01:15:35It was streaming in the background
01:15:37Rachel's 10 million followers
01:15:39Just heard you confess
01:15:39To a shit ton of crimes
01:15:42And just in case
01:15:43One recording wasn't enough
01:15:46I made a copy
01:15:47Dumbass
01:15:52Guess you two better get used to wearing these
01:15:59Fucking influencer
01:16:13Well
01:16:14That's
01:16:16A conundrum
01:16:17You two failed the challenge
01:16:19But clearly Conrad played a part
01:16:22Shelly's will did not account for this
01:16:24Surely it's worth a second attempt
01:16:27That
01:16:29Might work
01:16:30You want us to run the challenge back?
01:16:33Tessa
01:16:33Tessa say something
01:16:37Sure
01:16:37Why not?
01:16:39It doesn't scare me half as much this time around
01:16:41What are you scared?
01:16:43Mm-mm
01:16:44Okay
01:16:46That said
01:16:48Mr. Shane
01:16:49Arthur
01:16:51Davir
01:16:53What do you say?
01:16:55Will you be cuffed to me one more time till death do us part?
01:16:58I do
01:17:05Huzzah!
01:17:08Here we go again
01:17:13Just got all my books for this semester
01:17:16I'm so excited for this course on migration patterns of butterflies
01:17:20What about you?
01:17:21Did you get your classes figured out?
01:17:22Early childhood education
01:17:25Bio 101
01:17:26And art class
01:17:27I don't know
01:17:28I'm still figuring out my extracurriculars
01:17:30Well speaking of extracurriculars
01:17:36Look what else I picked up
01:17:46I love you
01:17:48I love you too
01:17:55Can you see these?
01:18:06I have an idea
01:18:13Feels familiar
01:18:25I met a boy
01:18:28I met a boy
01:18:36I met a boy
01:18:36I met a boy
01:18:36I met a boy
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