00:07You have arrived at the Punish Dash Order location.
00:18I'm the nightmare every abusive prick deserves.
00:28Five years protecting women from abusers,
00:31and not a single coward walked away without shaking, bleeding, or pissing himself.
00:35Usually all three.
00:37They call me the abuse crusher.
00:39Abuse crusher! Help!
00:46You damn whore!
00:48He's gonna kill me!
00:52I got you, bitch.
00:56You dare run from me, you'll never get away.
01:01And you know what happens to wives who don't behave.
01:15Evening, sir. Would you like some...
01:18What?
01:18...punches?
01:23You like violence, huh?
01:25Asshole?
01:26Who the fuck are you?
01:28I'm the one who cleans up the trash.
01:30Do you know who I am?
01:32I'm Michael Holt, the CEO of...
01:35I can fist to hold you!
01:41You goddamn bitch!
01:44You'll regret this!
01:47Help! Help!
02:03Hello, Auntie Ella. I got it. I'll meet the guy. Big lawyer, huh? Relax, I definitely won't tell him about
02:09my job.
02:11The payment for your punish dash order has been received.
02:19Damn, bitch! Who told you to talk to me like that?
02:23Richard, please stop. That girl Caroline you're meeting is about to arrive.
02:29And you shut your mouth. You don't get to tell me what to do.
02:34Knock it off.
02:36Listen, hotshot. Winning Michael Holt's divorce is your golden ticket to the throne of this legal jungle.
02:43But you better keep that PR smile plastered tight. Don't rock the boat.
02:46So what's Caroline like? Does she play by the rules?
02:49Doesn't matter.
02:50Because after you get married, you'll rough her up, but keep her breathing.
03:12Mr. Wilson, you're even more handsome in person than on TV.
03:19I am flattered. Miss Smith, your profile says your job is confidential. Would you mind telling us what you do?
03:25I'm an abbess. I'm a housekeeper. You know, the kind who cleans up the trash.
03:31Wonderful. Miss Smith is domestic.
03:34Of course. She believes in traditional values. The perfect wife.
03:51Oh, dear. Thank you. Is your hand okay?
03:57Oh, my God. What did I just do? My hand. This really hurts.
04:01Are you okay? I'm so sorry. My skin's really delicate. I think I got burned.
04:07Mr. Wilson, you're so sweet. Like everyone says, you'll make the perfect husband.
04:15Caroline's pedigree is unremarkable, but she fits my three Ps.
04:20Pleasant, proper, pliable.
04:22Oh, Richard. Weak spines make such convenient stepping stones.
04:29Richard, if you do marry Miss Smith, will you please treat her better than you did Daphne?
04:36A spinless woman like Daphne doesn't even deserve the Wilson family name.
04:44Don't you dare breathe a word outside. You know the consequences.
04:48I know. I know. I know.
04:51I know what I'm doing. Relax. I'm not stupid enough to kill her.
04:55Not like I'm trying to tank my rising fame. At least for now.
05:01The car is here. Dad, after you.
05:07I gotta go to the restroom. I'll be right back.
05:10Such a nuisance. Hurry up.
05:15So, what do you think of Richard?
05:17I heard he's a very reputable divorce lawyer who has always stood up for victims in marriages.
05:22In a way, he's kind of like me, but he has a daughter with his ex-wife Daphne.
05:28I heard his ex-wife jumped because of postpartum depression.
05:31Childbirth is brutal.
05:33Lucky me, I might get a daughter for free.
05:37If you end up marrying Richard, I bet your mom, may she rest in peace, would be thrilled.
05:43Also, he's a proper gentleman.
05:46Once you are married, please, Caroline, tone down the temper.
05:50Keep that street hustle out of the house.
05:53Street hustle? That's my job.
05:56Fine, fine.
05:57But keep work and personal separate.
05:59Deal?
06:00Okay, we gotta go. Hurry up.
06:11Mrs. Wilson, I thought you left.
06:14Mrs. Smith, we need to talk.
06:17You're not marrying my son.
06:21Mrs. Wilson?
06:23You think I'm not good enough for Richard?
06:25That's not what I mean.
06:27You're a sweet girl, but my son is hot-tempered.
06:32He's not what he seems. You two aren't a match.
06:35It's okay.
06:36Mrs. Wilson, the thing I'm least afraid of is a bad temper.
06:40Because I might be more hot-tempered than he is.
06:44But...
06:53Mrs. Wilson?
06:55How did you get that wound on your head?
07:05It's...
07:07It's...
07:07Caroline, what are you...
07:09Mrs. Wilson!
07:10What a pleasant surprise!
07:12Well, I gotta go.
07:16What did she say to you?
07:19Mrs. Wilson, she...
07:25She will definitely be a good mother-in-law.
07:28Harry, you scared me. I thought she said something bad to you.
07:31Auntie, do you remember who I am?
07:36No one bullies me.
07:44You don't think we're moving too fast?
07:47Not at all.
07:49I'm so lucky to score a wife like you.
07:54Look, I've already fired the maid.
07:56Once you get that marriage license, haul her ass back here.
07:59House chores, learning the rules.
08:02No slacking off.
08:04Got it, Dad.
08:07Caroline, how about moving into my place today?
08:10My family can't wait to meet you.
08:11Well, as a top divorce lawyer, he must handle a lot of domestic violence cases.
08:17Maybe I can get more business.
08:20Okay.
08:32Wow, Richard.
08:34What an incredible place.
08:36Excited?
08:37Say hello to your glorious new chapter.
08:46Richard, you've got a mansion here, but where are all the people?
08:49I thought we should get some alone time, so I just had them leave.
08:56You're so sweet.
08:58Caroline, I've handled thousands of divorces.
09:01I value a healthy marriage.
09:03Happy wife, happy life.
09:05I will spend the rest of my life making you happy.
09:08I believe you.
09:12It's work.
09:13I need to take this.
09:15It's sorry.
09:16Feel free to look around your new home.
09:25Mr. Holt?
09:27Seriously?
09:28A woman beat you?
09:30That's ridiculous.
09:32No matter what.
09:33Make sure you take care of her.
09:42Hey, it's your last day, sweetheart.
09:44You really don't want to have a little fun with me?
09:47Because I've been dying to get my hands on you.
09:51You piece of trash.
09:53Apologize to her right now or I'll send you straight to hell.
09:56Who the fuck are you?
09:59I'm the new lady of this house.
10:02I think it's time to lay down some rules.
10:04Anyone who can't keep it in their pants gets cut off.
10:06I'm sorry.
10:07Let me go.
10:08I don't want to die.
10:10Apologize and promise you'll never bother her again.
10:12I'm sorry.
10:13I'm sorry.
10:13I swear.
10:14I'll stay out.
10:15Use your sight from now on.
10:19It's nothing.
10:21This place is huge.
10:22Are you really cleaning it all by yourself?
10:24Yeah, but I'm out of here today.
10:26Why?
10:26I have to tell you.
10:30Hey.
10:32How's the tour going?
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