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Models vs. Werewolves
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00:00:44β Are you sure this is the right address?
00:00:48β Yeah, this is it. Take care. Bye.
00:00:52β Okay. Thanks.
00:01:00β If you can hear me, I'm outside. I can't hear you.
00:01:04β Grace? Grace?
00:01:05β What? No, I have, like, no service here.
00:01:09β Grace, is that you, Doodle?
00:01:12β Hello? Hello?
00:01:15β Please? I can't hear you.
00:01:18β Grace, hello? Are you there?
00:01:20β I can't hear you, though. β Yes, yes, I can hear you.
00:01:22β Hello? Hello?
00:01:23β I'll lose you in a second, I think.
00:01:25β Where are you guys?
00:01:26β Grace! Oh my God, Grace!
00:01:28β I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere here!
00:01:30β OMSG, are you actually there? OMG!
00:01:33β Yes, yes, yes, I'm fucking here. Where are you guys?
00:01:36β What?
00:01:37β It's fucking tomorrow, girl!
00:01:40β What?
00:01:41β It's tomorrow. It's all in the emails.
00:01:43β Check-in is tomorrow.
00:01:45β Blood bubble?
00:01:47β Goodies?
00:01:47β What the fuck am I gonna do?
00:01:49β Get a Waymo back to a Holiday Inn or something.
00:01:52β You need to...
00:01:53β Hello?
00:01:54β OMSGP.
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00:03:35Ladies and gentlemen,
00:03:39here comes the drama, drama, drama queen.
00:03:48Listen up like you should, I'm so hot, I'm so good, I'm coming at ya, coming for ya.
00:03:55I don't need no good deed, I'm exactly what you need, I'm looking at ya, looking at ya.
00:04:03Cause I'm fearless, a short princess, I'm a sing, I'm a drama queen.
00:04:11And I'm going steady, I'm hot and ready, I'm dating and I'm drum, drum, drama queen.
00:04:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh,
00:04:28ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah,
00:04:32yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya,
00:04:34ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya,
00:04:34ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya,
00:04:34ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
00:04:49suits snacks the usual. Okay, sure. I don't know if this is gonna fit, babe. Let's try it. I think
00:04:56if we, like, push it down. Okay, okay, please, you bitches better not crush my Dyson air wrap.
00:05:03No, it's fine. It's literally fine. Oh, shit, what was that crunch? I will kill you. I will
00:05:09kill you. It's fine. It's, it's literally fine. Can we do it, please? It's fucking freezing out
00:05:13here. Honey, it's fucking 70 degrees out here. Jeez. Tips on making a bunch of suitcases fit
00:05:18in a car. Where's Nellie? Well, if she doesn't show up quick, her shit's not gonna fit and
00:05:25she's not coming. Oh, wait, there we go. Never mind. Good job. Sorry, I had to get that last
00:05:36tape in for Fashion Week. You just sent it in. I literally sent mine in, like, two weeks
00:05:41ago. I was busy. God, I am so fucking excited for this. I know. Come on before the runway
00:05:46storm. I know. Well, then, let's get in the fucking car.
00:05:51Ah!
00:05:59Holy fuck.
00:06:03Hey!
00:06:06Hey!
00:06:07Hey, you look so hot. Hey, you look so hot.
00:06:10Hey, you look so hot.
00:06:12Ah!
00:06:16Are we there yet? I cannot feel my ass as I'm sitting here for so long.
00:06:21Hailey, can you move your leg? Okay.
00:06:24We need people in this car. Can I just get out? Can we stop, please? I just wanna pee.
00:06:29Please don't tell me this is it.
00:06:33Ah! The energy in the country is magic. Very, very healing. I have a feeling this week
00:06:39is gonna be great for us. Oh my god. This place does not look like any of the photos
00:06:45online. Did we get catfished? Yeah. We're in the middle of fucking nowhere. Do they even
00:06:51have wifi? How am I gonna post? That's the point, you guys. The less city lights we have
00:06:59around us, the stronger our connection to the moon. And besides, I know you guys don't like
00:07:05tarot, but I did a reading and I drew the Four of Cups. Which means that if we manifest
00:07:16correctly, the moon can gift us with something big. Could even be life-changing for some of
00:07:22us. Now come on! Let's go! Let's go. Come on. We got it. You got that, babe?
00:07:27Got it, babe. Yeah, I got it. Okay, here. I got you. Thank you, sweet girl.
00:07:41Um, what the fuck? Ew. Come on, you guys. It's not that bad. Okay, what in the hell
00:07:51is that noise? Great. There's no power? That noise you hear? Yeah, that is the fucking generator.
00:08:01What's a generator? Um, I think, like, homeless encampment. Oh my god, I'm...
00:08:10It's fine. Guys, we're gonna make the best of it. It's still gonna be a really good time,
00:08:14okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where are you going? I'm gonna go claim that weird little
00:08:22guest house in the back, because I don't want to sleep with any of you bitches. Are you
00:08:26kidding me? No. Okay, well we have a little girly pop dinner meetup in ten. Okay, ten.
00:08:34Okay. All right, guys. Find a room. I want that one. I'll take that one. Hey, everyone.
00:08:39It's your girl, Hales. I just wanted to give you a quick update on our moon manifestation
00:08:43ritual daycare. So far, so good. We had such a great time getting here. It's giving, like,
00:08:48rustic chic. Um, but in a good way, you know? Like, saddle up. So, just wanted to update you
00:08:54guys. Uh, we're gonna have a really big night tonight. So, yeah! We'll see you later. Mwah!
00:09:25You know what I mean, though? No, but I just really don't know anymore. Oh, it's
00:09:29great. Ah! Ah! Can I borrow you my vinyl? Yeah! Oh, my God, I have this best combo right
00:09:35now. It's, like, a dark plum cherry girl, and then it's, like, this, like, liquid liner
00:09:39on top. It's so good. I love the top. No, it's so good. Aileen? What the fuck is that?
00:09:45It's my homemade theater kombucha. Oh, God. It is super good for stress, and it's really
00:09:52good for your skin. Oh, cool. Can I see? Okay. Oh, hey. Why would you do that? It's Langer's
00:10:01tequila or bust, babe. Take it and drink it. Okay, cute. Does everyone have one? Yes. Okay,
00:10:10bitches. A toast to all my girlies. A much-needed baddie trip. We're gonna recharge, get back
00:10:17to nature, connect, but most of all, get all the content we need. And, and, most, most
00:10:27of all, connecting our energy with the moon. Tonight's full moon happens once every 500
00:10:32years, so it's really important that we stay grounded, passionate, open, and connected to
00:10:37all the gifts it's gonna send us tonight. Aw, I love that. But, most importantly, looking
00:10:42and feeling absolutely fucking hot. Yes!
00:10:47Like a fucking slut. Okay, girl. So, anyway, here's the game plan. We have, what, five, ten
00:11:05minutes maybe nine exactly to go do your thing go to the bathroom decompress get
00:11:10ready put on your face new fit maybe we'll go do the moon manifestation
00:11:13ritual and then we'll have a container can I at least have an hour for my hair
00:11:20it's fallen it's fine babe but one last rule for this trip no men and I'm looking
00:11:30at you Nikki okay your boy toys here to do all that weird shit with their dicks
00:11:36and ass like I just we're not doing it which one hey I'm just saying hey okay
00:11:42I promise it's Judith Barnard Dixon ladies who the fuck is Judith Barnard Dixon I'm
00:11:59your Airbnb host best Airbnb host in the canyon hello oh hi oh my you girls are
00:12:14so pretty thank you sweetie oh I just wanted to pop by and wish you all a
00:12:24really great stay so is everything going well here you have everything you need
00:12:33yeah how about some handsome men are there any around here not since I dumped him in
00:12:4389 well I won't take up any more of your time but if there's anything you need my
00:12:53numbers right there on the fridge thanks also Judith I noticed that the photos
00:12:58online look very different than the place yes my grandson plugged them into a I just
00:13:07a little spruce up you know yeah okay well oh I might be back at some point to
00:13:18bring you bring you some fresh towels so um please give me a super host five star you
00:13:25know rating yeah you got it
00:13:27yeah absolutely five stars oh god bless you all remember five stars okay
00:13:47okay good come on come on come on stop stop stop manifesting she's familiar she's fine
00:14:02you
00:14:03yeah
00:14:04yeah
00:14:04yeah
00:14:04yeah
00:14:05yeah
00:14:18AHHHHH!
00:14:36Oh, powerful moon, fullest moon of the century, please provide us with safety, healing, positive
00:14:44energy, and protection over this next cosmic cycle. Elaine, okay, look, I'm sorry, I just,
00:14:51we're literally inside on a bed, there's no moonlight coming in here, I just don't really
00:14:55see how this is gonna play. Haley, that was the best one, now we're gonna have to start
00:15:00all over. I'm sorry, I just wanted it to be good for you. Yes, okay, I checked with my
00:15:05guru in Miami and he said that we'd be able to feel it. Okay, all right, sorry. I asked
00:15:09ChatGPT and it said the same thing too. Okay. Okay, well, do we, like, look cute at least?
00:15:13Yeah, um. You guys are giving? Yeah, uh, actually, Nikki, if you want to, like, lean forward just
00:15:20a bit, I think the girlies would show a little better. Oh. Um. Hmm. Better? Yes, much better.
00:15:28Okay, are you guys ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Good evening, my beautiful followers, and welcome
00:15:36to our full moon ritual. If you don't already, make sure you follow my beautiful sisters, I'll
00:15:41tag them below. But for now, grab your sage sticks and join us for our final ceremony.
00:15:47We'll start with a deep cleansing breath.
00:15:55Oh, powerful moon. Fullest moon of the century. Please provide us with safety, healing,
00:16:02protection, positive energy, and protection over this next cosmic cycle. And now, we'll solidify
00:16:09all of our intentions. I manifest positivity. I manifest luck. I manifest wealth. I manifest beauty.
00:16:23Hmm. And I manifest eternal safety for us all.
00:16:30Oh. What was that? Girls, do you know what that was?
00:16:38That was a beautiful sign from the universe. She's listening to us. Okay. Yay. Yay.
00:16:47And that concludes our ceremony. Thank you all for joining. Bye. Bye.
00:16:54Bye. Okay, that was it. We so got it. We so got it on that one. Oh, okay.
00:16:57You guys, that sounded like coyotes. Like a lot of them. Can't we just take shots now?
00:17:02Literally, yes. I want that so bad. Yeah, I'm done. Okay. We got it? Let's go.
00:17:07So cute. It's so good. It's perfect. Okay. Tacos.
00:17:22Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Your abs are actually cutting me. Is it good? Oh, my God.
00:17:28Yes. Yes, bitch. You look so hot. Okay, just pop your abs a little bit. Like this.
00:17:33Yes. Oh, bitch. Yes. Good. Oh, my God, she's so cute. Look at her waist. It's gone.
00:17:42So good. So good. Oh, cute. Is it cute? Yes. So hot. You got it?
00:17:48Get like four more. No, it's so similar to us. Oh, that's so good.
00:17:52Guys, our video already has 5,000 likes. 5,000? That's insane.
00:17:56So your whole moon thing actually worked? Yeah. Nikki, you reposted it, right? I didn't check yet.
00:18:01I did. Nikki, did you repost it? Nikki? Hello? Earth to Nikki. Nikki, did you repost the video?
00:18:10Hello? Nikki! What? Jesus. Did you reshare the video? Yeah, I'm doing it right now.
00:18:19Okay. Who are you texting? What? Bitch, you heard me. Just one of my subs from OnlyFans.
00:18:28He's a Saudi prince. Oh. Ew. What the fuck? I just, I don't really know how you could do that.
00:18:38What, OnlyFans? Yeah. I made like 20 grand in one month. That's how.
00:18:4420 grand? What the hell are you showing on there? Almost nothing. Almost nothing. It's only fee picks.
00:18:54The occasional bikini pick. Whatever. It's free money. Should try it sometime now. Got the tits for it.
00:19:04No, no, not me. I'm not really into that kind of thing.
00:19:07I mean, she's too pure. I'm not pure.
00:19:13Oh, okay, fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Cheers.
00:19:20Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Oh, okay, fine. Maybe I'm a little pure.
00:19:32Well, I, for one, am unpure and proud. And, um, I'm signing off.
00:19:40Wait. Where the hell are you going? I have content to make. Seriously?
00:19:46Now? Tonight's supposed to be about togetherness. No, seriously. You can't leave.
00:19:52Listen. I have a guy from Saudi Arabia who is paying my rent in full every single month,
00:19:57and all I have to do is send him one foot pic a day. That's insane. I know. Fair enough.
00:20:04Thank you. Okay. I love you all, and I will see you in the morning.
00:20:08Bye. Love you. Guys, don't kill me, but I think I'm going to call at night two.
00:20:15I just want to go on a quick jog to burn off the pizza. Wait. Are you kidding me? What
00:20:19the hell is going
00:20:20on? Why do you even want to go for a run right now? It's disgusting out there, and it's like
00:20:25freezing.
00:20:25Don't worry. I'll just be on the property, and I have my pepper spray. Just a couple quick sprints,
00:20:30and then I'll go right to bed. Come on. There are going to be more hours. We can take tequila
00:20:34shots
00:20:34and talk shit all we want this whole weekend, I promise. I love you guys. Good night.
00:20:41Good night. Bye. Love you. Be safe. I will.
00:20:47Okay. Well, they left, but that doesn't mean that the three of us can't keep the party going, eh?
00:20:55Okay. Okay. Okay. Wait, I want to? Oh, again? Okay. Yeah, number what? Eight of the night.
00:21:00Okay. One, three. Okay.
00:21:01Ah! Cheers!
00:21:05Oh, cheers! Woo!
00:21:07Bitch!
00:21:08Shit!
00:21:08Come on.
00:21:38Come on.
00:22:08Come on.
00:22:41Come on.
00:22:43What's up, bae?
00:22:44How's my favorite ginger snack?
00:22:46Oh, nothing.
00:22:47Just working.
00:22:49Always grinding.
00:22:51I like that.
00:22:54Why don't you come outside?
00:22:59Jake?
00:23:00No.
00:23:01No, no.
00:23:02I told you.
00:23:02Chill.
00:23:03Goddamn.
00:23:04You're so quick to freak out.
00:23:06How the hell did you even find me here?
00:23:08Chill, sexy thing.
00:23:09Chill.
00:23:10I do.
00:23:10Don't you remember when you got too drunk and we had to share our locations with each other
00:23:14in Miami?
00:23:18Oh.
00:23:19Right.
00:23:20Get out here and sneak me in.
00:23:23My dick's gonna freeze off.
00:23:25You're so bad.
00:23:27But you love it.
00:23:29And you know you do.
00:23:30Now hurry up.
00:23:31Yeah, sometimes.
00:23:33I don't wanna be around those cock blocking witches anyways.
00:23:36Okay, fine.
00:23:37I'll be right there.
00:24:00Jake?
00:24:01Oh.
00:24:02Fuck.
00:24:03God, you scared me.
00:24:05Sorry.
00:24:06I couldn't help myself.
00:24:10my little snow angel
00:24:16you like it hell yeah good now take me inside because mama needs to get warmed up me too
00:24:42so did you miss me of course i couldn't stop thinking about you down boy down down
00:25:15damn you are so fired
00:25:17oh little old me
00:25:20yeah
00:25:37get your glimpse of me
00:25:41want it don't you see
00:25:45i'll take you back
00:25:48there's nothing to say
00:25:52that ass is crazy
00:26:03the girls find you here
00:26:05they'll kill you
00:26:09it's worth time for
00:26:11okay
00:26:26i don't wanna play this game no more
00:26:34i just wanna take you to my world
00:26:45so
00:26:46how do you want me
00:26:49from behind
00:27:05god you are so good
00:27:10yeah
00:27:11yeah
00:27:12how good
00:27:13perfect
00:27:15yeah
00:27:17say it again
00:27:18you look perfect
00:27:20good boy
00:27:24do you have a condom
00:27:27uh... uh what
00:27:29a condom babe
00:27:31do we have to
00:27:34that depends
00:27:35do you want to have sex tonight or do you just wanna sit here and talk
00:27:39yeah
00:27:39yeah i got one
00:27:41good
00:27:44what
00:27:45what should i do next
00:27:46i want you to take my panties off
00:27:49with your teeth
00:27:53slowly
00:27:57yeah
00:27:59yeah
00:28:00uh-huh
00:28:00hell yeah
00:28:12i love it
00:28:14i love it
00:28:15oh yeah
00:28:15growl at me daddy
00:28:16i like it
00:28:19oh yeah i love it
00:28:22okay babe
00:28:23not that slow
00:28:24okay babe. not that slow
00:28:24aaaaaaaaα»t
00:28:35aaaaaaaaaaaa
00:28:39Oh my god!
00:29:05Hello my little angels, I hope you're having an amazing weekend full of festivities, but
00:29:09most importantly, fitness. I'm on a little night jog, as you can see. I did half a mile sprints,
00:29:15some lunges, and of course my Tina squats. Anyways, it's a little dark out here and a little
00:29:20freezing, so I'm gonna go back inside, but like I always say, there are no days off. I will see
00:29:25you
00:29:25in the morning for the AM stretch video. Bye!
00:29:46Fuck that.
00:29:58I just have to say the last guy that Nikki brought home was a actual sewer rat.
00:30:07Okay, so talking about trash, or men, whatever, both same thing. Let's do fuck, marry, kill.
00:30:16Aww. I hate that game.
00:30:18I know, I know. Okay, so we're gonna go with a John Cena, Jake Paul, and a Quentin Tarantino.
00:30:28Oh. Okay. Okay. Shoot Jake Paul in the face ten times. And... Fuck Quentin Tarantino and
00:30:40marry John Cena. Oh. I said it, I said what I said. What? John Cena? It's disgusting. No.
00:30:47I think you would be a gentleman. Ew, I can't. I really... Okay, what about you, Nell?
00:30:53Um... I feel like I agree with Eileen. Obviously, I would shoot Jake Paul square in the face.
00:31:01And... Ugh. I guess I'd sleep with John Cena and marry Quentin Tarantino?
00:31:06Aww. It's so bad. I don't know. It's so bad. Just like... He is like tit. Okay, it's your turn.
00:31:13Oh, come on. It's so hard to watch my version of credibility like mine.
00:31:15Oh, come on. I know your voice of γ comedy!
00:31:31But I know your voice also knows where to livestream, and that you are.
00:31:42You're faster than having fun and having fun too, and then changing for everything,
00:32:03Oh, my God.
00:32:14Where the fuck am I?
00:32:17Where the fuck?
00:32:23Where the fuck?
00:32:25Where the fuck?
00:32:28Hello?
00:32:35Hello?
00:32:37Hello, are you there?
00:32:39Sir?
00:32:40Um, are you there?
00:32:45Hello?
00:32:46Uh, I swear, I didn't see anything.
00:32:51I promise.
00:32:53I didn't see your face.
00:32:57Oh, God, this is so far.
00:33:00I just want to go home.
00:33:01I just want to go home.
00:33:02Please.
00:33:03Um, if you can hear me, I just want you to know that, actually, I really love true crime.
00:33:13I think killers are really cool, and I won't tell anyone, if you just let me go, like,
00:33:19I can actually make you super famous.
00:33:21Like, I have a ton of followers, and they would love you, I swear.
00:33:31Please.
00:33:31Please.
00:33:33Please.
00:33:34Please.
00:33:36I don't know.
00:34:16That sounded kind of close.
00:34:21Did Tina come back inside?
00:34:23Um, I think so.
00:34:25I heard the door open and close earlier.
00:34:28So...
00:34:29You sure?
00:34:30Yeah.
00:34:31Yeah, I heard it too.
00:34:33Yeah.
00:34:33Yeah.
00:34:34Okay.
00:34:35Great.
00:34:36She's probably back, right?
00:34:39Yeah.
00:34:39Yeah.
00:34:40It's fine.
00:34:41It's fine.
00:34:42It's the thing I'm sure.
00:34:43Twirling out there.
00:34:44Me too.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:45Yeah.
00:34:47Honestly, she's probably bending it down and dirty in the book.
00:34:50Oh my gosh.
00:34:51She likes it.
00:34:52Okay.
00:34:53Okay.
00:34:53Okay, on that note, Nelli pour some shirt!
00:34:55Shirt!
00:34:56Shirt!
00:34:57Okay, okay, take it shower!
00:34:59Shirt!
00:35:00Shirt!
00:35:03Shirt!
00:35:16Oh, my God.
00:35:42Oh, my God.
00:36:04Oh, my God.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Oh, my God.
00:36:58Good morning.
00:36:59Oh.
00:37:03You want a shot of Langer's tequila?
00:37:05Oh, my God, bitch.
00:37:08Do not ever say that word to me again.
00:37:13I feel like I'm going to vomit, honestly.
00:37:16Yeah, me too.
00:37:17Do you know what time it is?
00:37:18I have no idea where my phone is.
00:37:20Yeah, I can't find mine either.
00:37:22Do you think the stove clock says it's 2 p.m.?
00:37:29Did I say 2 p.m.?
00:37:31I think I'm going to die.
00:37:33What time does your phone say?
00:37:34I don't know.
00:37:35I think it's inside or something.
00:37:36How much did we drink last night?
00:37:39A lot.
00:37:40I can't believe all the pizza I ate.
00:37:43You want some eggs?
00:37:45Okay.
00:37:46Are those vegan?
00:37:47Girl, you literally drank, what, an entire liter of tequila last night and had six or seven
00:37:53slices of jalapeno pepperoni.
00:37:55I don't think it matters where the egg came from.
00:37:57Ugh.
00:37:57Don't remind me.
00:38:00Oh.
00:38:01Fuck.
00:38:03Jesus!
00:38:04Bitch, are you okay?
00:38:06I do not feel good.
00:38:09And the sun is killing me.
00:38:12You don't look good either.
00:38:18I mean, you're always pretty, but...
00:38:21Yeah, okay.
00:38:22I know.
00:38:23I look like shit.
00:38:24Okay.
00:38:25Um, do you know where Tina is?
00:38:27Who?
00:38:28Tina?
00:38:29Your best friend since, like, forever?
00:38:33Yeah.
00:38:36Yeah, I'm gonna go back to bed for a while.
00:38:39Well, let us know if you want us to wake you-
00:38:41No!
00:38:43No.
00:38:44Okay.
00:38:51What the fuck?
00:39:00Do you think it's COVID?
00:39:01It's definitely something.
00:39:03Okay, well, I can't get sick.
00:39:04I have an immune casting next week.
00:39:06Oh my god, love!
00:39:07I have some immune defense organic elderberry pills in my purse if you want some.
00:39:10Yeah, totally.
00:39:11It calls, like, a little bit of bloating, but...
00:39:12Okay, fuck no.
00:39:14It's worth it.
00:39:15This entire trip is turning out to be a disaster.
00:39:18No, it's not.
00:39:19We just need to manifest better.
00:39:20She's right.
00:39:21We just need to, you know, take it all in and just make the best of the vacay.
00:39:25I'm gonna check on Tina and see where she is.
00:39:28Your B.
00:39:29That's the spirit.
00:39:31Oh my god.
00:39:34This is so good.
00:39:35You want some more?
00:39:36I made tons of them.
00:39:37Oh my god.
00:39:39What have you put in this?
00:39:41Nothing, really.
00:39:42Salt, pepper, cook them in butter...
00:39:46Butter?
00:39:48Yeah?
00:39:51What?
00:39:51Are you trying to kill me?
00:39:52What?
00:39:53Oh my god!
00:39:54What is wrong with you?
00:39:55It's just butter!
00:39:56Oh my god!
00:39:57I don't see the problem.
00:39:58Oh, butter?
00:40:00Yeah!
00:40:00What?
00:40:02Okay, so Tina's not in her room.
00:40:05Do we know that she came back last night?
00:40:06Yeah, we were kinda blacked out, but where else would she be?
00:40:10Can we try calling her?
00:40:11Nobody has a phone!
00:40:12Okay, don't get snippy with me!
00:40:13I just had butter!
00:40:14This is not a time I can handle anything with positivity!
00:40:16Okay, maybe she went on another run.
00:40:19You guys are right.
00:40:20This is turning into a total disaster.
00:40:22I mean, we've slept basically the whole day away.
00:40:24It's gonna be night time soon.
00:40:25We've got one friend missing.
00:40:27One friend who has COVID or something.
00:40:29This is just...
00:40:31Oh god.
00:40:31No, look, okay.
00:40:32Nikki, that bitch has built like a tank.
00:40:34She's gonna be fine.
00:40:35And Tina, she's getting shredded out there.
00:40:37It's okay.
00:40:38And look, all three of us, A-okay.
00:40:40Yeah, A-okay minus being horrifically hungover.
00:40:45Okay, let's switch up the vibe.
00:40:47Maybe go inside, do some face masks, watch a movie.
00:40:51You can choose.
00:40:52Really?
00:40:53Okay.
00:40:54I mean, I was watching TikTok the other day and they were advertising this one called Trancers.
00:40:57Supposed to be like cute, kinda weird, super retro vibes.
00:41:01Okay, I love old movies.
00:41:02That's like from the 90s.
00:41:03Oh.
00:41:04Oh, so like elder.
00:41:05Wow.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:07But I love a black and white movie.
00:41:09Oh.
00:41:09Yeah?
00:41:10Okay.
00:41:10I'm down.
00:41:11Yeah.
00:41:11Okay.
00:41:13Cool.
00:41:14Let's go.
00:41:14Switch up the vibes.
00:41:15We're fine.
00:41:16Yeah, we'll clean that up later.
00:41:19Oh.
00:41:38Oh.
00:41:38Oh.
00:41:40Oh.
00:41:40Oh.
00:41:41Jake, where are you?
00:41:42Jake?
00:41:43Where are you?
00:41:47Oh no.
00:41:48Oh no.
00:41:49Help me, please.
00:41:53Oh, please, no.
00:41:55Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
00:41:57Oh no.
00:41:58Oh no, please, oh no, please help me.
00:42:01Oh no!
00:42:02Come on!
00:42:03Come on!
00:42:05Come on!
00:42:06Don't come any closer!
00:42:08No!
00:42:09No, no, no, no, no!
00:42:12Let go!
00:42:24Excuse me, can you step outside?
00:42:27Yeah, sure.
00:42:28No, come on.
00:42:29You said that making love to me was like the ethereal union of two lost souls?
00:42:34That it was.
00:42:35What?
00:42:35I mean lost souls, yeah.
00:42:39What are you doing?
00:42:42Dry hair's for squids.
00:42:43Let's get out of here.
00:42:45Oh.
00:42:45Get it?
00:42:46Get it?
00:42:47I mean, every day.
00:42:52Aw, baby.
00:42:54So cute.
00:42:56No.
00:42:56No.
00:42:57I want four.
00:42:58Oh, why four?
00:43:00You have to be with a man to have a kid, Nellie.
00:43:03Okay.
00:43:03Not in this day and age.
00:43:05What?
00:43:05Oh, my God.
00:43:07Why not a day like two months ago, guys?
00:43:09Oh, my God.
00:43:11It's fine.
00:43:11Hey, Santa, are you listening?
00:43:12Oh, my God.
00:43:14Oh, my God.
00:43:15What's wrong with you?
00:43:16Oh, my God.
00:43:17What's wrong with you?
00:43:19Oh, my God.
00:43:25What's wrong with you?
00:43:26Oh, my God.
00:43:28Oh, my God.
00:43:30Oh, my God.
00:43:30Oh, my God.
00:43:32Oh, my God.
00:43:34Hey, Mom, I shot Santa Claus.
00:43:36This is why I'm a Jew.
00:43:38So toys aren't coming this year?
00:43:40Welcome to the twist.
00:43:42Jack's death.
00:43:43Oh, you guys, I've been too long without my phone.
00:43:45I don't think I can watch movies without it anymore.
00:43:47Same.
00:43:50Okay.
00:43:51Well, maybe one of us could go get it.
00:43:56One hundred percent.
00:43:58Oh.
00:43:59Oh.
00:44:01Okay.
00:44:02Fine.
00:44:03I will go look.
00:44:09You're Jewish.
00:44:11Yes, bitch.
00:44:12We do Shabbat at my house all the time.
00:44:33I can't believe this movie is in color.
00:44:33Can't tell you all about that?
00:44:37Who's the old fuck?
00:44:39I can't believe this movie is in color.
00:44:42Yeah, I thought it was the 90s.
00:44:43Like, they only had radio.
00:44:45I can't believe this movie is in color.
00:44:46I can't find her phones anywhere.
00:44:48What?
00:44:49I looked everywhere. They're not here.
00:44:51What the fuck?
00:44:52Okay, is Tina fucking with us?
00:44:53No, Tina wouldn't fuck with us.
00:44:55I mean, I don't know.
00:44:57Okay, well where is she? It's pitch black out.
00:45:00Okay, why don't I go outside and look for her?
00:45:02Alright.
00:45:03You do that.
00:45:04I do it for you.
00:45:06Okay, wish you luck.
00:45:07Okay, luck.
00:45:08Be safe.
00:45:09Thanks.
00:45:11I mean, she's been running for like 18 hours.
00:45:14She's just really healthy.
00:45:18Tina?
00:45:20Tina?
00:45:23Tina?
00:45:30Tina?
00:45:32Where is she?
00:45:38Tina?
00:45:40Are you here?
00:45:49Tina?
00:45:51Tina?
00:45:52Tina?
00:45:53Tina?
00:45:55Tina?
00:45:58Tina?
00:45:59Nellie! Nellie!
00:46:02Nellie, honey, watch out!
00:46:05Nellie, honey, watch out!
00:46:08Nellie!
00:46:09Nellie!
00:46:10Oh, my God.
00:46:34Okay, we need to get the fuck out of here now.
00:46:37Girls!
00:46:38There is a fucking serial killer outside, okay?
00:46:41We need to go, we need to get in the car, get the fuck out of here.
00:46:44Tina!
00:46:46What the fuck is happening?
00:46:50Oh, God!
00:46:53Okay.
00:46:54Alright, listen.
00:46:55Where are the keys?
00:46:56We need to get the keys, get in the car, get the fuck out of here.
00:46:59You didn't see?
00:47:01See what?
00:47:01The keys were out there, broken, next to our phones.
00:47:06So much blood.
00:47:08Okay, this is what we're gonna do.
00:47:10We need to arm ourselves, okay?
00:47:12Look, I know what we saw out there was fucked up, and we can talk about that later, alright?
00:47:16But there's real fucking serial killer out there.
00:47:21We're trapped.
00:47:23So we need to find shit and arm ourselves, okay?
00:47:26Let's go.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:28Yeah, come on.
00:47:40Alright, we got this.
00:47:42Yes, we do.
00:47:44Honestly, I don't think that I can.
00:47:49I mean, you're a Virgo and you're a Capricorn, of course you guys are gonna make it.
00:47:54I'm a fucking Pisces.
00:47:58I just wanna go home, or to the beach or something, I just...
00:48:02God.
00:48:04I'm a model, I am too pretty to die!
00:48:07Well, look, nobody is dying, okay?
00:48:10Haley's right.
00:48:10We're gonna get through this together.
00:48:12I just don't understand!
00:48:14I drew the four of cups!
00:48:15It was supposed to be life-changing, not life-ending!
00:48:18The manifestation isn't working and I'm...
00:48:20Elaine!
00:48:20Shut the fuck up about the goddamn manifestation bullshit!
00:48:24Do you see the situation we're in right now?
00:48:26There's a fucking serial killer outside.
00:48:29I need you to drop the fuck in, okay?
00:48:31No manifestation is fucking us right now!
00:48:34Okay?
00:48:37We're gonna be okay.
00:48:40Promise?
00:48:41I promise.
00:49:24What?
00:49:25What.
00:49:25What the book?
00:49:30What?!
00:49:31What the book?!
00:49:31Please. Oh, God.
00:49:34Oh, oh, please.
00:49:38Oh.
00:49:39Oh.
00:49:42Oh.
00:49:47Oh.
00:49:49No, no.
00:49:50Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:49:52I have a runway next to me.
00:49:54Oh.
00:50:05Oh, God.
00:50:08Oh, God.
00:50:22Oh, oh, oh.
00:50:24Oh, no.
00:50:26Oh, no.
00:50:28Oh, no.
00:50:31Oh, fuck.
00:50:32Oh, fuck.
00:50:34Oh.
00:50:34Ah!
00:51:10God. I don't think I've ever gone this long without my phone in my life.
00:51:15Oh my God. I know. I can't believe we're dealing with this right now. Like, what the fuck?
00:51:21I think that we should stick together. Find a main highway and just wave a car down. Someone will help
00:51:26us.
00:51:26No. Are you kidding me? We're not going outside. Seriously, the killer could be literally outside the door.
00:51:34It's better if we stay inside. That way we know we're safe.
00:51:37Actually, I think she's right. I'm just saying, if we stick together, like you said, then we might actually have
00:51:45a shot.
00:51:47It's three against one. Yeah. Give me your hands.
00:51:51No. Give me your hands. It's better with three. You know it's better with three.
00:51:55No. No. I'm going to manifest our safety. We're not doing it. No.
00:52:01Fine. I'll manifest it alone.
00:52:21Do you think that's the serial killer? Some crazy fucked up psychopath?
00:52:26I don't know.
00:52:29I think it was a coyote.
00:52:30Oh my God. Thank God.
00:52:34Okay. And why is that a good thing?
00:52:36It's a coyote.
00:52:38They're a spiritual animal. That means it's a good omen.
00:52:41Oh my God. Can you stop with this shit already?
00:52:44Seriously, you have to knock this shit off.
00:52:46No more rituals, manifestations, beetroot chakras up your ass.
00:52:51It's going to save us right now.
00:52:52Get in the game. Jesus.
00:52:54You don't know that.
00:52:56Oh my God. Okay, look. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
00:52:59Look, I'm scared. I'm angry. I'm starving.
00:53:04I'm sorry.
00:53:07It's fine.
00:53:09I get it.
00:53:12Maybe you're right.
00:53:15I don't know. If I had my phone, I could check JotGPT and then I could get us out of
00:53:18the situation.
00:53:19I know.
00:53:26If it comes in, we're going to have to fight it together, okay? We can do it.
00:53:33Okay.
00:53:35Hello, ladies?
00:53:38Anybody home?
00:53:39What?
00:53:41Girls?
00:53:43It's Judith Dixon.
00:53:46Oh, thank God.
00:53:47No!
00:53:48Don't sit down.
00:53:49Why?
00:53:50She could be the fucking whore.
00:53:52Oh my God.
00:53:53Yoo-hoo!
00:53:55Ladies?
00:53:56Hey, I brought you some towels, like I said, and I made you some cookies, too.
00:54:02Oh, shit.
00:54:04That could be poisoned.
00:54:05Are they vegan?
00:54:06Come on.
00:54:08I'm just asking.
00:54:09You're not eating that shake.
00:54:10Okay, go look.
00:54:11Go look.
00:54:12Me?
00:54:12Yes, go.
00:54:13Just go be there.
00:54:14You want the cookie?
00:54:15No.
00:54:16Come on.
00:54:16Come on.
00:54:16Just check.
00:54:17Just check.
00:54:18Okay, fine.
00:54:41I see.
00:54:44Hey, how'd she do it?
00:54:46Standing?
00:54:48Okay.
00:54:50Okay, well, I'll just leave him out here by the door then.
00:54:58Okay, well, hope everything's okay in there.
00:55:04Is she leaving?
00:55:08Bummer.
00:55:09She's leaving. She's going to the front. Go to the front. Go to the front.
00:55:11Go to the front.
00:55:12Okay, okay.
00:55:19She could be her only way out of here.
00:55:21Yeah, where the fuck do we kill her?
00:55:29What is that?
00:55:30What the fuck is that?
00:55:32What is that?
00:55:43Look, asshole. I've been through too much shit in my life. You do not scare me. I'm not afraid of
00:55:53you. Go ahead, girl.
00:55:57Tell him, Judith.
00:55:59You are my friends, my guests. You're going to have to go through me.
00:56:05What the fuck?
00:56:06Look, I can't stand back. Go back to the dust of hell where you came from.
00:56:14Go home.
00:56:28Help me.
00:56:32Help me.
00:56:34Help me.
00:56:39I'm not afraid.
00:56:40Oh, no.
00:56:40I've been going too long for me.
00:56:41Too long for me.
00:56:41No.
00:56:42There is no way to do that.
00:56:42No.
00:56:42No.
00:56:42No.
00:56:42I thought I could do anything but I could go through matters.
00:57:08Oh my god, oh my god, I think I'm going to be sick.
00:57:13What's that? A wolf?
00:57:17Wolves don't stand on two feet. I think I was a werewolf.
00:57:22A what? Are you insane?
00:57:25I have to think about it. The moon, the howling, the alpha.
00:57:29Guys, it's okay if you have to vomit, just do it.
00:57:35No. Where's Nikki?
00:57:37How the fuck has she not woken up from all this?
00:57:40We have to check on her.
00:57:42No. Where you fucking can see? We're not going outside right now.
00:57:45Did you see the way they ran off? She's our friend. We can't just leave her out there.
00:57:51I agree.
00:57:54Okay. Then we all go together.
00:57:58Okay.
00:57:59Okay.
00:58:02Okay.
00:58:09Okay.
00:58:17Babe?
00:58:20Nikki? Are you in there? We need to talk.
00:58:25Oh, thank god. That sounded weird.
00:58:28Will you not come in?
00:58:30Oh?
00:58:31Oh, she's really sick.
00:58:32Yeah, she's not feeling well. Maybe we just don't tell her right now.
00:58:35Nikki?
00:58:36We really need to talk to you. We know you're not feeling well, but it's important.
00:58:40Go away.
00:58:42What the hell? Okay, Nikki? Seriously, I need you to open the door. If you don't open it, I'm going
00:58:48to pop the lock.
00:58:49Go away.
00:58:51I warned you.
00:58:53Alright, bitch.
00:58:55Go away.
00:58:56Go away.
00:59:00Go away.
00:59:01Go away.
00:59:02Go away.
00:59:03Go away.
00:59:03Go away.
00:59:04Go away.
00:59:04Holy shit.
00:59:05Bitch, help me with this.
00:59:06I can't help.
00:59:07Let's do it that way.
00:59:08Go away.
00:59:10Go away.
00:59:11Go away.
00:59:12Go away.
00:59:13Go away.
00:59:13Go away.
00:59:13Go away.
00:59:15Go away.
00:59:15Go away.
00:59:16Oh my god.
00:59:17This is insane.
00:59:19Wait, I can't tell if she's pushing anymore.
00:59:22I don't think so.
00:59:23Oh my god.
00:59:24Is there a door out from her room?
00:59:26Please, no.
00:59:27No, I hope not.
00:59:28Do you check?
00:59:29No, bitch.
00:59:30Are you crazy?
00:59:31There's a fucking monster out here.
00:59:32Yes.
00:59:33We should.
00:59:34We need to know if she's in there.
00:59:35Okay.
00:59:36I'll peek in.
00:59:37Are you fucking insane?
00:59:39Good luck, babe.
00:59:50She's just-
01:00:16Oh my god.
01:00:17Oh my god.
01:00:17Oh my god.
01:00:18Oh my god.
01:00:18Oh my god.
01:00:19Oh it hurts so bad.
01:00:20Alright, go get a first aid kit, now!
01:00:23My dying is bleeding so much!
01:00:26No, you're not gonna die. Bitch, go!
01:00:28Okay!
01:00:31Okay, I'm gonna just, come here.
01:00:32I'm just gonna lift it up a little bit so the blood drops down, okay?
01:00:36I'm gonna turn into a fucking monster!
01:00:37I'm gonna start growing hair on my face!
01:00:39No, no, no, no, you're not. I will not let that happen. It's gonna be okay.
01:00:42Don't even think about that right now.
01:00:44I can't believe this is happening to me.
01:00:46I've got you. I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
01:00:47We're gonna go to the hospital. I just gotta get that old bitch with keys.
01:00:49No, I can't go to the hospital. It's gonna cost too much.
01:00:52No, fuck money. I'm gonna cover it. Don't worry about it.
01:00:54Okay, okay.
01:00:57Here.
01:00:59Bitch, what the fuck even is this?
01:01:01I couldn't find a first aid kit, but I found my lavender hand sanitizer spray.
01:01:04I really am gonna die.
01:01:05I'm sorry.
01:01:06No, you're gonna have to cut you, okay?
01:01:08This is gonna sting a bit.
01:01:09Okay.
01:01:11I know. I know.
01:01:20Nellie.
01:01:22Did she pass out?
01:01:26Nellie?
01:01:28What's happening?
01:01:31What's happening?
01:01:32What, babe?
01:01:34I'm turning.
01:01:35Oh my god!
01:01:38What?
01:01:39I'm turning to your eyes.
01:01:40What?
01:01:46I can save you.
01:01:47What do you mean?
01:01:57I'm gonna turn into one of them soon.
01:01:59I can go out and distract it and you guys can make a run for Judith's car.
01:02:03No!
01:02:05No, we can't just leave you.
01:02:07Everything is gonna be fine, okay?
01:02:09We just need to wait until the sun comes up.
01:02:12No, you're gonna have to.
01:02:14I'm gonna turn into what Nikki was soon and you saw what she did to me.
01:02:18I can't do that to you.
01:02:20No.
01:02:21No, no, no.
01:02:21We're not gonna leave you here.
01:02:25I'll be okay.
01:02:27I can just feel it.
01:02:29Are you sure?
01:02:30Yeah.
01:02:31I'm gonna be fine.
01:02:32I just...
01:02:33I just want you two to get out of here.
01:02:36We're gonna come back for you.
01:02:41Give me that pen.
01:02:43What?
01:02:44Why?
01:02:45Because it can kill werewolves.
01:02:47I thought that was garlic.
01:02:48That's vampires, you dumb bitch.
01:02:52Okay, fine.
01:02:56Give it.
01:03:05I also have colloidal silver spray.
01:03:07And we'll use it for healing, but...
01:03:09I'll take it.
01:03:09Okay.
01:03:11Okay, I'm gonna run out there first.
01:03:13And then I'm gonna distract them and then you guys make your break for the car.
01:03:16Got it?
01:03:17Got it.
01:03:19I love you guys.
01:03:21I'll be fine.
01:03:22Don't worry about me.
01:03:24Okay.
01:03:25I love you so much.
01:03:30I love you so much.
01:03:42God, she's so brave.
01:03:52I'm here.
01:03:59I'm here.
01:04:07I love you.
01:04:08Is this what you want?
01:04:11Woman, get me.
01:04:19I'm here.
01:04:20Hello?
01:04:24Come and get me!
01:04:28Hello?
01:04:32I'm here! Come and get me!
01:04:36Hello?
01:04:51Help, help, help, help!
01:05:03Hey!
01:05:07Hey!
01:05:07Hey! Hey!
01:05:37Nooo!
01:05:47Nooo!
01:05:48Nooo!
01:05:48Nooo!
01:05:49Nooo!
01:05:52Oh!
01:05:52Oh my god!
01:05:53I can't do it!
01:05:55AAAAAAAAHAAAAHHHH!
01:05:56Oh my god!
01:05:57I can't do it!
01:05:58Oh my god!
01:05:58Noo!
01:06:06No!
01:06:08No!
01:06:09No!
01:06:11No!
01:06:17No!
01:06:18No, let's!
01:06:21No, you won't fuck!
01:06:29NOOO!
01:06:32NOOOO!
01:06:37No
01:06:37F**K
01:06:45F**K
01:07:00The wind!
01:07:46Ah, you werewolves, fuck!
01:08:04Oh, my God.
01:08:38Oh, my God.
01:09:00Oh, my God.
01:09:11Oh, my God.
01:09:26Oh, my God.
01:09:28Oh, my God.
01:10:01Oh, my God.
01:10:05Oh, my God.
01:10:09Oh, my God.
01:10:23Oh, my God.
01:10:26Oh, my God.
01:10:27Oh, my God.
01:10:52Oh, my God.
01:10:57Oh, my God.
01:11:09Oh, my God.
01:11:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh
01:11:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh
01:11:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh
01:11:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh
01:11:21Yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh
01:11:22Drum, drum, drama queen
01:11:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah
01:12:02I see you standing tall in the midst of force
01:12:08Through the middle of snuck
01:12:10Of this crowded barn
01:12:13I couldn't be stuck
01:12:19Can't you glimpse of me
01:12:23What did you talk, you see
01:12:26I'll take you away
01:12:30There's nothing to say
01:13:07There's nothing to say
01:13:08I don't wanna play this game no more
01:13:15I just wanna take you to my world
01:13:23Will you care, but you'll be forever
01:13:31Promise me you'll ever
01:13:35Ever, ever, ever
01:13:37Found
01:13:38The light
01:13:41God
01:13:43The light
01:13:44The light
01:13:44The light
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