00:00I don't believe in Monica
00:08Charlotte, I would like to endorse you to be the next president of the United States.
00:12Oh my god.
00:13You've been a great secretary.
00:15A state.
00:16Which state again?
00:17All of them.
00:21Is the secretary of state looking at us?
00:23I kind of know her.
00:24It's like kind of knowing a mermaid.
00:25Do you tell people that?
00:26She probably doesn't remember who I am.
00:27Secretary Field would like to speak with you.
00:29With me?
00:31I can't shake this feeling that we know each other.
00:33We do.
00:34We do?
00:34Picture me, I guess, maybe like 20 years younger.
00:36But like this.
00:38Flarsky?
00:38Yeah.
00:39What are you doing these days?
00:40I'm a journalist.
00:41You're a great writer.
00:42But sometimes you're a little too much.
00:45I don't think I am too much.
00:46I actually think I'm the perfect right portion.
00:48It's really nice to see you again.
00:50Okay!
00:53Cracker down!
00:54I'm okay!
00:55Do boys and men just call me a cracker?
00:57What is the relationship exactly?
00:59I used to babysit for him.
01:01You babysat for him?
01:02Wow, time has not been kind.
01:05I need some writers to punch up my speeches.
01:08Fred's writing is really good.
01:09And he knows me.
01:11Oh, I feel so scared.
01:13In order to write better for you, I should kind of get to know you better if you have a
01:17minute.
01:17I actually have seven.
01:19Seven minutes in heaven.
01:22What is your favorite book as a kid?
01:24The Velveteen Rabbit.
01:25Favorite song?
01:25Must have been Love by Roxette.
01:27Most embarrassing moment.
01:28I don't embarrass that easily.
01:29I don't either, really.
01:30What's your favorite sexual position?
01:32Normal?
01:32Front-facing normal?
01:33What kind of question is that?
01:34That's all it took.
01:35Look at you.
01:35What's your favorite sexual position?
01:37Don't be gross, Fred.
01:39Do you like a date?
01:40I mean, who wants to follow me around the world and hope I have five minutes to be affectionate?
01:45Yeah.
01:48We did almost just die.
01:49We actually did almost die.
01:52We need to move you.
01:53Thank you, Agent M.
01:57It's Pretty Woman, but she's Richard Gere and you're Julia Roberts.
02:01Honestly, this has been the best few weeks of my entire life.
02:06We asked a thousand constituents how they would feel if Kate Middleton
02:10I see where you're going with this.
02:11Were to start dating Danny DeVito.
02:13Pretty negative reaction.
02:20The last time you got high was at a sping doctor's concert.
02:25We had a situation.
02:28I'm in so much trouble.
02:30What's happened?
02:31Are they out of water?
02:34Wow, he's so bendy, huh?
02:37Oh!
02:38Ouch!
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