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00:00You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity
00:06in this programme, as it may not count and you may still be charged.
00:11This week our Islanders face the ultimate loyalty test.
00:14Where have you been?
00:15What's happening? What's happening there?
00:17Casa Reet carnage.
00:19Man, that is rotten.
00:21Disgusting.
00:22Leading to dramatic splits.
00:27Smashing.
00:27Ow!
00:28Locked lips.
00:30Give Aiden a kiss.
00:32Oh my God, that's going to be taken so out of context.
00:34And a tweak of Lorenzo's nips.
00:36You're swiddling your nipple hairs.
00:38High five Lorenzo.
00:40It's an unmissable hour of Bill of Thrills.
00:42It's a crazy world.
00:44Let me hear you guys say hair, yeah.
00:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48Spills.
00:49Oh, shit.
00:50Our Islanders never bottle out.
00:53Oh, fuck.
00:54We take the last week of unseen footage and turn it on its head.
00:57What? Humiliation Mitchell, am I doing this thing?
00:58Oh, I keep forgetting I'm macked up.
01:00So trust the process.
01:02The process.
01:03And put your best foot forward.
01:05And a little flutters.
01:06Because this is Love Island Unseen Mess.
01:34The show that goes with the flow.
01:37You always save money on a mic.
01:39Yeah, I'm here.
01:40I'm at Casa right now.
01:41Yeah.
01:41We're introduced to six beautiful women.
01:44Mm.
01:44We're going to get kissing.
01:45Yeah.
01:46Uh.
01:47Yes, it's Casa More week.
01:55It's our very own love rivals.
02:03Expect two villas worth of action.
02:07I'm not as dumb though.
02:09No, you're not dumb.
02:09I just say a stupid thing.
02:11Yeah.
02:16Well, we've plucked out the best unseen clips.
02:19Do you reckon any of the girls can do eyebrows?
02:21Yeah.
02:22Yeah.
02:23So brace yourself as we spill the tea.
02:25Oh, shit.
02:27Oh, fuck.
02:28Sorry, brother.
02:29Oh, shit.
02:30I'll just get it washed.
02:31I'll just get it washed.
02:32Oh.
02:33Sorry.
02:34Don't worry, don't worry.
02:34Oh, shit.
02:35Let's get some more.
02:36And let rip with the best on air, James.
02:39Wait, wait, wait.
02:40Listen.
02:40Shhh.
02:43Tramp.
02:44You absolutely mean tramp.
02:47Ew.
02:48And it's going to smell my area.
02:51It's love rivals.
02:52The Mallorcan version.
02:55Menorca.
02:56Menorca.
02:56Malauca.
02:57Malauca.
02:58Malauca.
02:59I'm sorry, Charles.
03:00Just Malauca.
03:00We're getting there, aren't we?
03:02Best Cassie at girlies.
03:04Hey.
03:10As soon as we announce the new Cassa, more things move quickly.
03:14Although you might not have realised thanks to the trademark Love Island slow-mo camera.
03:19Maya moseyed into the villa at a snail's pace.
03:23Our six boys then left for Cassa.
03:27And six new girls idled their way into Cassa like they had all the time in the world.
03:33Chop chop.
03:37Wedges on the waist grounds.
03:38Did you not attend your health and safety induction?
03:42And some new boys gently strolled into the villa.
03:46Any chance we can get a wriggle on?
03:48I love a good slow-mo as much as an X-man, but we've got urgent unseen clips that need
03:52watching.
03:56Men come for us.
03:59A-S-A-P.
04:00No one's been!
04:02EEEEY!
04:03Oh, God.
04:07It's gone all in my eye.
04:13Hold on.
04:14I need to sort my eyes out.
04:15Oops, sorry Lorenzo, maybe it was still in slo-mo, you might have dodged that.
04:25But before we let our cast of beauties into the villa, we found them on a mountaintop
04:29and they all just wanted to talk about one thing.
04:37I'm Tommy, I'm 23, I'm an event owner.
04:40My hair is dark blonde, medium length and pushed back.
04:48My hair is dark brown with waves.
04:51Well, luckily we have just the thing for them.
04:55Cass Amore will make you and your hair look sexy.
05:03I have long blonde hair.
05:06I usually have my hair straight and long.
05:08You are so beautiful, beautiful.
05:13No worries, Mara.
05:15Cass Amore will take you and your hair to paradise.
05:19Right now my hair is in cornrows.
05:21Beautiful.
05:23Six cornrows.
05:25Beautiful.
05:28I've got long blonde hair and I love having it in a bouncy wave.
05:32Beautiful.
05:32I love a bouncy wave too.
05:35And with Cass Amore it will just keep on bouncing.
05:39So, I've got black hair.
05:41Sorry, what was that Will?
05:43Can we get closer to Will, please?
05:46Oh, you are so beautiful.
05:49So, I've got short black hair with a buzz cut and a skin fade.
05:54Beautiful, beautiful.
05:57Casa Amore, the new advanced Series 13 formula.
06:01Because if you don't look good, we don't look good.
06:05Beautiful.
06:14At Casa, the cava that popped in Lorenzo's face earlier had now dried up.
06:19But there was still plenty of dry chat to go around.
06:22I'm Finn, 23.
06:23I'm living in Essex.
06:25Oh, no, this just sounds like a job interview now.
06:27It does, doesn't it?
06:28Yeah, just have fun, Finn.
06:30When you're spending 24 hours a day with someone, you do get feelings, strong feelings.
06:33Wait, I'm sorry, I zoned out a bit.
06:35So, she's there.
06:36Oh!
06:37Boys, boys, boys.
06:39I'm about to fall off this shirt.
06:40I was going to cut my nails as well.
06:42I feel really conscious now.
06:43They don't mind.
06:45I just cannot.
06:46No, because I have to cut my nails.
06:48I've got really bad build on those feet and build on those hands.
06:50Is that what you do?
06:51Yeah, I'm just very, like...
06:52Mind tits, sorry.
06:53I think that's quite nice, though.
06:55When it comes to, like, being put to the test, yeah, how you deal with that, that will
06:59really tell me if I should be with you or not.
07:01What test are you doing about?
07:02Yeah, what test are you doing about?
07:03Literally anything.
07:04Oh, anything?
07:05Anything's up for grabs.
07:06Yeah, because something small can be, like, also be done in a bigger way, but, like, two different
07:16ways.
07:16Wait, what?
07:17I'm confused.
07:18I'm confused.
07:19I'm confused now.
07:19Maybe you should talk.
07:26What is it?
07:27Fuguruo bae.
07:29What?
07:41Fuguruo bae.
07:42I don't, it's like when my mum's telling me off when I was a kid.
07:45Oh, Fuguruo bae.
07:47That's it!
07:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:49What does it mean?
07:50Is it that?
07:50I'm going to hit you, like, I'm going to smash you.
07:52Yeah.
07:53She didn't tell you to say that.
07:55No, she didn't.
07:56Yeah.
07:56I was just, like, trying to learn all the words.
07:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:04Do you like a Welsh man?
08:06Yeah.
08:06Aye.
08:07No, is it aye?
08:08That's not aye.
08:08It's Scottish, isn't it?
08:09It is Scottish.
08:09Something like that.
08:11This says divine.
08:13This says Godspeed.
08:1413's my lucky number.
08:16Hartley.
08:16My one here is all about friendship and loyalty.
08:19And that one says my name, does that?
08:21Which you couldn't even remember.
08:23Nope.
08:23I was going to say I couldn't remember.
08:25Do you remember my name?
08:26Oh, fuck.
08:32Okay, moving on swiftly.
08:35Moving on.
08:35Yeah, best move on before someone gets the names wrong again.
08:39Thanks, Norma.
08:41Lawrence?
08:42Damn him.
08:52Being thrown into a new villa full of new girls is a big deal
08:55and when those girls make you feel small, flirting with them can be a tall order.
09:00What is your usual type, though?
09:02You said it's someone with a bit of spark.
09:03What else?
09:05Confident, tall, good looking.
09:07Yeah, sorry, can I just say...
09:08Your heels are so...
09:10How tall are you without that on?
09:11I don't know.
09:12Is it easy to take them off?
09:14I thought you...
09:15Yeah.
09:15Come on, show me so.
09:16What?
09:16Do you want to take them off?
09:17Yeah, I want to see...
09:19I didn't...
09:20No, I...
09:21Okay.
09:22No, I just said...
09:23I just want to see how tall you are.
09:24That's literally it.
09:25Oh, please do.
09:27You're wearing fucking...
09:29It's like you have the Empire State buildings on your feet, man.
09:31Look at the size of that.
09:32Yeah, because they make me look good.
09:34That.
09:35Imagine if I added that to me.
09:36Thank you for taking my shoes off, what do we do now?
09:38Okay, now stand up.
09:39Okay.
09:39I just want to see how tall...
09:40Okay, you are smart.
09:41Just checking.
09:42Just checking.
09:43Well, wait, you're undressing me.
09:45I'm dressing myself up.
09:46Oh, my God.
09:47That's going to be taken so out of context.
09:50She's und...
09:50Oh, no.
09:51No, I'll...
09:51Why can you not just, like, relax and just, like, enjoy the moment?
09:55What the fuck are you thinking about?
09:58Guys, sorry to interrupt.
10:00Can we do a substitution here?
10:01Is that all right?
10:02Yeah, substitution.
10:03Go on.
10:03Thank you so much.
10:05Also, Aiden, she's not actually that tall.
10:07Wait, what do you mean?
10:08She took off her shoes and when she stood up, she's literally disheighted.
10:11Look at the size of the heels.
10:13You need them.
10:16What do you mean?
10:17Do you think I'm short?
10:18You're not tall, are you?
10:20Oh, my height is perfectly fine.
10:23Yeah, you tell it, Aiden.
10:24Your height is fine.
10:25You look totally normal sitting down.
10:35Once upon a time in a land far, far away, well, in Mallorca.
10:39Three girls were dreaming of their happy ever after.
10:42He's, like, intimidatingly handsome, though.
10:44Yeah.
10:45I don't think I could, like, look him in the eye.
10:46He's like a prince.
10:47He looks like a...
10:48Yeah.
10:48Disney prince.
10:48Yes.
10:49He does.
10:50Yes.
10:50What Disney prince does he look like?
10:51Because I've literally, in my brain, thought...
10:53Lorenzo is Prince Eric.
10:58For sure.
10:59Like, it's actually with the linen.
11:00Was it Eric?
11:01Yeah, linen, yeah.
11:06I think Samaraj is the one from Princess and the Folk.
11:14He just gives me that vibe and confidence with the...
11:17Oh, Beauty and the Beast before he turns into the Beast.
11:19Oh!
11:20Yeah.
11:25I love that one.
11:26Oh, that's such a good Disney girl.
11:28I'm such a Disney girl.
11:38This next Unseen clip is in contest for the Guinness World Record
11:41for how many cushions and grown men can cram onto one Casadee bed.
11:45Let's go back to bat.
11:46Let's...
11:46I'll pick a word.
11:47Wait, should we do rhyming?
11:48Like, you know how we do the song?
11:50I'll tell you.
11:51Me and Samaraj do it.
11:52So, I'll go, I'll pick a word.
11:53I'll pick, like, sky.
11:55So, I'm going to go, yo, yo, it's me and the boys and the...
11:59Oh, shit!
12:00LAUGHTER
12:01OK.
12:02I'll pick a different word.
12:02Oh, my God.
12:03I'll pick a different word.
12:04I'm going to go with...
12:07I'm going to go with drink, so...
12:09Yo, it's me and the boys and I need another drink.
12:13Man.
12:13I looked at you, I gave you a wink.
12:15Yeah!
12:16See, Samaraj, you're giving them everything.
12:18You've got to go around.
12:19Go on, do another word.
12:20It's me and the boys and we're chilling under the roof.
12:23Same by Tara, girl, it's like they disappear like poof.
12:25Poof!
12:28We're singing this song, but I don't know if it's true.
12:32My belly hurts, I did a big poof.
12:36Lorenzo's so excited, he might go woof.
12:39LAUGHTER
12:44That's good.
12:45Simba's crumbling, but he thinks he wants to...
12:50Oof!
12:51Oof!
12:53Oof!
12:54One, two, three, four, five chicken thighs.
12:57Chicken.
12:58Sorry.
12:58Five thighs.
13:00We have to get it on the counts, uncut scenes.
13:02They're not going to show that.
13:04Oh, they are going to show that, Lorenzo.
13:06And we just did.
13:14Here's an unseen bit of the Islanders having a quiet moment
13:16before the chaos of Casa Amor.
13:18But the drama is never far away, so tell me...
13:22Oof!
13:23Oof!
13:24Oof!
13:24Oof!
13:24Oof!
13:27Oof!
13:30Oof!
13:42Oof!
13:44Oof!
13:45Oof!
13:45Oof!
13:46Can you not stare at me making my nipples confident, please?
13:49Why are you making them confident?
13:50Why do you want them confident?
13:51Why not?
13:52Are you swiddling your nipple hairs?
13:54High five, Lorenzo.
13:57Give me some nipple.
13:58No one wants to shine a nipple.
13:59No one wants to shine a nipple.
14:00That's why I put tassels on mine, and I'm twirling them for Love Island Unseen Bits.
14:09We've moved mad through the last week of footage in search of missed moments from the week.
14:13Like this scorching hot lip action.
14:16Oof!
14:17Oof!
14:18What happened?
14:18Oof!
14:19Fucking hot!
14:20Burnt my lip on that hot water.
14:22I didn't know it was hot.
14:23And Samurais blowing smoke.
14:25I know she went for it.
14:27Oh, man, that is rotten.
14:29Why is everyone farting in this villa?
14:31I did not fart.
14:32Because in Casa Week things always get a little fruity.
14:35What?
14:36Is that not the biggest banana you've ever seen?
14:38Yeah, it's quite big.
14:39Seemed bigger.
14:39I'm not going to lie, bro.
14:40Fuck me, boy.
14:41That's putting me to shame.
14:43Yeah, I've seen bigger.
14:45It's all so exciting, even the villa can't handle it.
14:54Oh, my God.
14:56Who kicked this over?
14:57It's Love Island on the Mets!
15:01Underneath the stars.
15:04Earlier, we saw our island was enjoying a moment of peace and quiet before the craziness of Casa.
15:09But, ooooh, I'm in it!
15:18Oh!
15:21Did it just fall over?
15:23Oh, my God.
15:24Finley just fell over.
15:25Are you okay?
15:26Oh, my God!
15:29Oh, my God.
15:29Stop my toe.
15:30Oh, my God.
15:30He's so cute.
15:32Bless him.
15:34It turns out that Finley's trip to Casa wasn't the only trip this week.
15:37Stick a salero on it, Finley.
15:39That'll take the swelling down.
15:45Being thrown into a new villa full of new girls is a big deal, and when those girls make you
15:50feel small, flirting with them can be a tall order.
15:54Lorenzo looks the tallest and he's not even tall.
15:57Super thought I was 6'6".
15:58I thought I was 6'6", bro.
16:00I thought I was 6'6", bro.
16:01I was like, oh, my God.
16:02Thank God.
16:03That's it.
16:03So that means if someone comes in who is 6'6", they'll look like, hey, fucks all over.
16:07Right, so you're the top, you, everyone take their shoes off.
16:09Let's work this all out.
16:10There's no way out.
16:11They're taking them small, bro.
16:12Go on, get in line.
16:14Finley, where are you?
16:14Are you tall?
16:15I'm telling you.
16:15You're taller than Karen.
16:17I think you might be slightly taller than you.
16:18I'm slightly taller than you.
16:20Get the flip flops off.
16:22Finley's tall.
16:23No, Finley's tall.
16:24Yes.
16:25And then Simba is next to you, too.
16:27Move down, everyone.
16:28Are you taking off your feet?
16:29A little bit, yeah.
16:31Simba's-
16:31I think it needs to.
16:33Give me that.
16:34Lorenzo, have you just got me?
16:36Just tall.
16:37Look.
16:38Yeah, that's probably right now.
16:39Can you see myself?
16:40He's got the skinniest legs as well.
16:42Come on, boys!
16:44What, but less than yours?
16:46Who's taller between Osu?
16:48Go back to that.
16:50Lads, who's taller?
16:51Me or Finley?
16:52Fin.
16:52Is he?
16:53I think this can't, you know.
16:56Who's actually dead the same?
16:57We're the exact same, Harry.
16:58Moropharmine.
16:59You're literally dead the same, in my opinion.
17:01We're the same as well.
17:02We're all blessed, aren't you?
17:02We are.
17:05Everyone needed to be this much taller.
17:13The stress of the week was made worse when our islanders hit the bottle.
17:17Not like that.
17:18Both villas played a raunchy game called Don't Bottle It.
17:20The rules were simple.
17:21Whoever the bottle landed on received a text.
17:24Here we go.
17:25Priya and Nevaeh give a massage to the youngest islander of the opposite sex.
17:38DO IT AGAIN!
17:39DO IT AGAIN!
17:40DO IT AGAIN!
17:40DO IT AGAIN!
17:41DO IT AGAIN!
17:44DO IT AGAIN!
17:46DO IT AGAIN!
17:47What the fuck?
17:48Look on the bright side, Lola, the villa won the game and you got a party out of it!
17:57BAD LUCK TEAM CASTERS STILL WHO NEEDS A LUXURY COCKTAIL PARTY ANYWAY.
18:01Look, we're going to have our own fun.
18:03I'm going to DJ for us all.
18:05Yes!
18:06All right, let me just get...
18:09Hey!
18:12Let me hear you guys say, hell yeah!
18:15Hell yeah!
18:16Hell yeah!
18:18Ooh yeah!
18:19Ooh yeah!
18:20Shake that baby!
18:21Shake that baby!
18:28Shama!
18:29Shama!
18:30Shama!
18:31Shama!
18:31Where have you been?
18:33Out and about.
18:34Oh!
18:37Well, that's flushed away the party vibes.
18:40Hope you washed your hands.
18:42Oh, Aidan, I'd give that five minutes if I was you.
18:50They say dating is a numbers game and here is an unseen club of Sean seeing if he can get
18:54lucky.
18:55What's your lucky number?
18:56Apparently my lucky number should be four.
18:59Why?
18:59That's because like when you add each number from your date of birth, it will add up to certain number.
19:04So my date of birth adds up to four.
19:06How does it add up to four?
19:08So...
19:08Why is yours one one of the three?
19:10Or two, sorry.
19:10I'm 25th April 2000, right?
19:12So two plus five.
19:1425th?
19:15Yeah.
19:16It's 25 already.
19:17So two plus five is seven.
19:20Plus four, 11.
19:21Plus two, 13.
19:22Three plus one, four.
19:2625 plus five is seven.
19:29Two plus five.
19:31It is.
19:33So if my...
19:33I'm 14th of September, so is that one plus four?
19:36One plus four, five.
19:37Plus nine is 14.
19:39Yeah.
19:40Plus two, 16.
19:42Six plus one, seven.
19:43Your number is seven.
19:45Where'd you get six plus one?
19:47Oh, you changed it at the end.
19:48You just changed rules again.
19:50What's your date of birth?
19:51It's a thing.
19:51No, I'll do it.
19:52Watch this.
19:53It's a thing.
19:53It's a thing.
19:53I'll do it.
19:53Okay.
19:54Seven of what?
19:55Seventeen.
19:56Seventeen, so that's one plus seven, eight.
19:58Okay.
19:58Of the tenth?
20:00Nine.
20:00So do you do eight plus...
20:01Do you do eight plus one plus zero?
20:03Yes.
20:04Okay, so nine.
20:05And what year?
20:06Nineteen.
20:07Nineteen.
20:07So you've got nine plus one, it's ten.
20:09Plus nine, it's nineteen.
20:11Plus nine.
20:11No, no, no, no.
20:12What?
20:13You just don't know maps.
20:16Seventeen.
20:17Twenty-seven plus seven.
20:19What?
20:19Where are you on about?
20:23Seventeen.
20:23You just get lost.
20:24You said seventeen, Jack.
20:25Seventeen, one plus seven is eight.
20:27Right.
20:27Plus one.
20:28Plus one is nine.
20:30Plus one is nine.
20:32Plus one is ten.
20:33Plus one is ten.
20:34Plus one is ten.
20:34Plus one is ten.
20:34Plus nine is nineteen.
20:35Plus another nine is twenty-eight.
20:37Twenty-eight.
20:38Plus seven.
20:40Thirty-five.
20:41So my lucky number is thirty-five.
20:43Three plus five.
20:44Eight.
20:45She just changes it.
20:46What's the point in doing the rest?
20:47It cannot be thirty-five.
20:48It has to be a number from one to nine.
20:51Makes no sense.
20:52It does.
20:54I'm actually tired.
20:55So you're seven, you're eight and I'm four.
20:57Sorry, we'll have to leave it there.
20:59Math silence is proving terrible for the numbers.
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22:37Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits, the show that's so hot it hurts.
22:44Look how hot it is.
22:46Huh?
22:47Ah!
22:48Ah!
22:49Ah!
22:50Ah!
22:51Ah!
22:51Fuck it, that was hot!
22:52I did warn you, Carlos.
22:56Oh, fucking hell, it burns, bruv.
23:00As we have more tea to spill.
23:03Tea has got caffeine in it.
23:04No, it...
23:04Yes, it has, Tommy.
23:05Look, that's the difference between coffee and tea.
23:07No!
23:08Are you sure?
23:08Tea has got caffeine in it.
23:09Of course it has.
23:11Ellie!
23:11What?
23:12Does tea have caffeine in it?
23:13What?
23:14Does tea have caffeine in it?
23:17Yes!
23:17Has!
23:18I told you.
23:19You're the only one.
23:20I don't know if it's magic.
23:21I don't know if it's magic.
23:22I don't know if it's magic.
23:22We have been bending over backwards to find you all the best unseen clips.
23:26Back up, bum up.
23:28And just stay like that and try to...
23:30That's where your calves.
23:31Yeah.
23:31Yeah.
23:32So snap to it.
23:41Aw, cute.
23:42So cute.
23:43But you can't touch the foot of your head.
23:46We're head over heels about the unseen action we have in store.
23:50Sly.
23:50It's Bernie Tempey.
23:52It's Bernie Tempey.
23:55So give us a big hand as we release all the best unseen clips.
23:58Heart speedin' fast, but they're never slowin' down.
24:03But it's been lost in love tonight.
24:09Here's a bare unseen clip that is low-key about modern slang.
24:13Check it.
24:14It is Peng though, innit?
24:15Why do I keep saying Peng?
24:17Like, why am I saying Peng now?
24:18Have you ever seen that?
24:18I don't know.
24:19I must do.
24:20Peng.
24:21Peng?
24:21I've not heard that word in fucking years.
24:24What is, like, what is the word that you'd normally say now?
24:27What's replaced, Peng?
24:30Unruh.
24:30Unruh.
24:31Uh, not London, mate.
24:33Fire.
24:34Because Ling is, like, even old.
24:36She's nice.
24:37She's nice, you know?
24:38If someone said I was nice, I'd be like, get a grab.
24:40Would you like the word Peng?
24:42Better than nice.
24:43Nice sounds like you're talking about your grandma.
24:45Like, oh, she's nice.
24:46What about Dan?
24:47Dan.
24:48Dan would kill me.
24:49Fit.
24:49Fit.
24:50I'd take fit.
24:50I'm old.
24:51I'm literally 28.
24:52Wait, what's the word right now, then?
24:54Fire.
24:54I don't know, no, fire makes people sick.
24:56That's giving Snapchat.
24:58I think calling a girl pretty is the biggest compliment.
25:00Pretty?
25:00No.
25:01That's mid.
25:02Pretty is mid.
25:03I wouldn't be happy with that.
25:04Pretty is nothing.
25:05When you say it, though, it doesn't hit.
25:07You're pretty.
25:08You're pretty.
25:09Oh, bad, yeah.
25:10She's bad.
25:10She's bad.
25:11Beautiful.
25:12Beautiful, lovely.
25:13Absolutely smashing.
25:14Smashing.
25:16God, she's smashing.
25:17She's smashing.
25:18I say stunning a lot.
25:19Stunning, I love stunning.
25:20No, it's smashing's actually all right.
25:21No, it's smashing's so funny.
25:23Smashing's so funny.
25:24Smashing's so funny.
25:24That's giving, like, toodle pip.
25:26It's no stop.
25:28Don't stop.
25:29That clip was wicked.
25:30Does anyone still say wicked?
25:38We hate seeing splits on this show, but sadly, they come with the territory, and this unseen
25:43clip is a prime example.
25:45Ulia wants to learn how to do the splits.
25:47Watch me.
25:48I might actually join in that little lesson.
25:51What is this?
25:52Do we need to do that?
25:53Not that darn it's legs.
25:54But we have to, like, kind of, like, we're a match, no?
25:56Yeah, I don't know how this will get my legs to go flat, like.
25:59Start with this one first.
26:00Okay.
26:01So it gets all the backs of your legs.
26:02How low can we go?
26:04Oh, sore.
26:06Can you touch the ground?
26:07Yeah, obviously.
26:08But it's sore.
26:09It's fucking sore.
26:10And then you need to do your lunge.
26:12So it's this one.
26:12Okay, now we're doing glanders.
26:14Ah, fuck that.
26:15You've already...
26:15Look, see, my knee will only go there.
26:17How are you getting this bit down?
26:18And then this bit.
26:19You have to...
26:19See, you've got...
26:20I'm going to rip my pants.
26:22Oh.
26:23Release the tension.
26:24Release.
26:25Become one with the groin.
26:27And then you just push your foot forward.
26:32You're actually not far off, to be fair.
26:34I'm close.
26:35Okay.
26:36Oh.
26:37Oh.
26:38I'm going to pull my hamstring.
26:40I'm not that far, though.
26:42You have to do it every single day and you'll get better.
26:44To be fair, I'm not going to need to use that ever, am I?
26:46What am I going to be sitting on a girl and just going like that, like?
26:48That would be good, though.
26:50That would be...
26:50She would not expect that.
26:51You know what I mean?
26:52No, I don't.
26:54It would be unexpected.
26:56Yeah, but if I just go up to the girl and...
26:56Hello.
26:58Hello.
26:58No, she...
26:59You just walk by, she drops it.
27:00Oh, I'll get that.
27:01That would be so fun.
27:03But if you do them two stretches every single day...
27:06I'll be doing the splits in three years' time.
27:09And I'll be doing the splits in three years' time after hell freezes over.
27:19This next unseen clip shows Aidan is over the moon with Martha.
27:23I want to see the moon move.
27:26Why?
27:26If I look at it long enough, I feel like I can see the moon move.
27:28But don't all planets orbit the sun?
27:32Yeah, but I just think it's weird, like, when you're out here,
27:35seeing the moon from one side and then as the night goes on,
27:39you look over and it's, like, over the other end.
27:41Mm.
27:42And that's a full moon as well.
27:43Yeah.
27:44What's your star sign?
27:47Sagittarius.
27:49I'm over her go.
27:50Is that good or bad?
27:51I don't know.
27:54Ask the moon.
27:56Is it not to do with the moon?
27:57You ask the moon.
27:58Star signs.
27:58Ask the stars.
28:00Where are...
28:00I can't see any.
28:01Are we compatible?
28:03Don't ask me, I'm the moon.
28:05The stars are not out today.
28:08Speak to me.
28:09Are we?
28:10Hello.
28:11I just told you the stars are having a night half.
28:15The moon looks mad, by the way.
28:16I'm not...
28:17Literally, I can't keep going and stop looking at it.
28:18What did they say?
28:20What?
28:20The stars.
28:21Time to fess up.
28:23That's what...
28:24You're not talking to the stars, Aidan.
28:26And where do you get upset?
28:27I look mad.
28:31They said...
28:32They're whispering to me.
28:33Hold on.
28:50Ignore him.
28:51He's talking out of his asteroid, Martha.
28:55Listen, Martha.
28:58Saying...
28:58Yes.
28:59Give him another kiss.
29:00And then you...
29:02Could be compatible.
29:06Come on, man.
29:10Blast off!
29:11Oh, watch your hair!
29:12I love it in my head and my armpit.
29:18Right, I've seen enough of this.
29:20Good idea, Martha.
29:21Soft furnishings are perfect for the clips and looks and...
29:26Right, I'm out.
29:28See you later.
29:29I'm out.
29:30I'm out.
29:36During Casa, Ellie and Lola were thinking less break-up and more break-in.
29:41Oh, Ellie!
29:43They're over there.
29:44They're so close.
29:44We could definitely make a run for her.
29:46I reckon we could.
29:46See the trees?
29:47How far away do you reckon that is?
29:48Like, not even 500 metres of shore, surely?
29:50I don't know what 500 metres in.
29:51Can we talk it in minutes?
29:52Ten minutes.
29:53Ten-minute trek.
29:54Ten-minute walk.
29:55Walk.
29:56Oh!
29:56Two minutes flat run.
29:58Check it in.
30:01I don't know the conditions down there, though.
30:03Do you know what I mean?
30:04Yeah.
30:05Let's go a bit closer.
30:06Let's have an investigation.
30:08Yeah.
30:08You're the detective.
30:10I can't see.
30:11I've got 20-20.
30:12I'm going to turn it into 50-50.
30:16That's an easy jump.
30:17We take the heels off.
30:18That's an easy jump.
30:18Easy, Bosh.
30:19Doing few stains on the feet, we're all right.
30:21Yeah.
30:21That fence, I reckon, is the electric, so we're all right.
30:25I reckon we could jump out on top of the tree.
30:27Yeah.
30:27We could do a roll.
30:28We'll do a roll.
30:28We're on the tree.
30:29We're on the tree.
30:29We swing after the tree, and it's just a straight sprint to there.
30:32It's a straight sprint.
30:32We could grab a goat on the way just to ride the goat up.
30:35Also, my feet have been training for this.
30:38I reckon we could make it.
30:40Yeah.
30:41Yeah.
30:42We're watching the bedtime routine.
30:44We're going to see what's happening at bedtime.
30:45Surprise!
30:46What's being going on?
30:46You look cosy.
30:48You and Finn aren't top and tailing.
30:49What's going on there, then?
30:50Because I know there's not enough beds, but it's only you and Finn could have got in
30:52together.
30:53What's happening?
30:54What's happening there?
30:55Mm.
30:55Mm.
30:56Mm.
30:57Mm.
30:57Mm.
31:00We've lost the plot.
31:02Fuck's sake, Ellie.
31:05Bye.
31:07They're just giving me.
31:09Me, Loa, literally just fully plotted how we're getting over to Casa.
31:12Oh, how?
31:13So you're joining.
31:13So basically, for context, what we're going to do is we're jumping the fence.
31:17Jumping here.
31:18Oh, yeah.
31:18I don't think the fence is electric.
31:19I think we're over it.
31:20We're fine.
31:20Then we're just hurdling it right across the Casa.
31:23Oh, yeah.
31:23We're going to go to the security.
31:24We're actually Casa Girls where we're just outside.
31:26We fell over the wall.
31:28What?
31:28I'm going to change my wig so they don't even recognise me.
31:31Give me one.
31:32I'll give you one.
31:33I'll give you the red one.
31:35Okay.
31:36And then I'll wear the big one and then I'll cut a fringe.
31:40Yeah.
31:40So that it looks like I'm new.
31:42Then we're over there.
31:42How we get in is then we're like, oh, I bumped my head.
31:46I need to see the medic.
31:47They go get the medic.
31:48We run in.
31:48We're in a cupboard now.
31:51We wait for night-time routine to happen.
31:53See the search.
31:54Who's sharing beds with who?
31:55Pop out.
31:57Thoughts?
31:58I'm down.
31:59Yeah, cool.
31:59I think then we're minimal security.
32:02We can take them.
32:03Yeah.
32:09When the boys returned from Casa, they were settling down for a debrief and discussing how their
32:14drinks represent their personalities and Finlay had finally nailed his.
32:18Cheers.
32:19It's a kombucha.
32:20Kombucha.
32:21Oh.
32:21What have you got there, Finlay boy?
32:23I got water.
32:24You got a kombucha.
32:24What have you got in there?
32:25It's kombucha.
32:26It's kombucha.
32:27It's a kombucha.
32:28It's a kombucha.
32:31It's a kombucha.
32:32It's a kombucha.
32:33Fizzy apple juice.
32:34It's horrible.
32:35It's a kombucha.
32:35Right.
32:36Do you want me to start?
32:37I was going to go from least dramatic to most dramatic.
32:40Well, I'm obviously least dramatic, right?
32:43But, ooh, I've been next.
32:47Come back later to find out.
33:06All right, call us in Fitz.
33:08No.
33:08Okay.
33:09Three, two, one.
33:11Okay, we're waiting, Fitz.
33:17This is no time for fits of laughter, boys.
33:27We need to get started on part four of a Love Island Unseen Bits.
33:32Raise your arms if you agree.
33:34Oh, my girls are up.
33:37Oh, my girls are up.
33:39Oh, my girls are up.
33:40Oh, my girls are up.
33:41Oh, my girls are up.
33:43Oh, my girls are up.
33:43We're stepping up to release all the unmissable moments from the week in one big drop.
33:49Oh, my girls are up.
33:50Ow.
33:51Oh, I heard that.
33:53Ow.
33:56We reveal proof that Sean shared his bed with a leggy stranger at Casa.
34:01Oh, fuck.
34:04Fucking spider.
34:07Fucking.
34:13Oh, fuck this.
34:15All our quips are totally sound, like this one of the boys' shorts really humming.
34:19Smell them.
34:20Oh, fuck that.
34:22I'm not wearing it.
34:24Fucking hell.
34:26Oh, fuck that.
34:29Disgusting.
34:35So, prepare for all the Casa Secrets that come spilling out.
34:38Oh, sorry, I forgot you don't.
34:40There you go.
34:41I forgot you don't.
34:42Fucking hell.
34:43It's literally on me.
34:44Is that red wine?
34:45I don't know.
34:46God, you're going to have to take the jacket off now?
34:48No, no, no.
34:50The jacket's not coming off.
34:51Really?
34:52No.
34:53Oh, take it off, Aidan.
34:54I'll suck that red wine out of it in no time.
35:02Earlier, we saw Calvin popping his kombucha cherry.
35:08Fizzy apple juice.
35:09It's horrible.
35:11Right.
35:12Do you want me to start?
35:12I was going to go from least dramatic to most dramatic.
35:16Well, I'm obviously least dramatic, right?
35:18Uh.
35:19But we got you when we dramatically asked.
35:22Ooh, I've been angry.
35:25Okay, well, hold on.
35:26We've got one stripping in now.
35:28There he is.
35:30There he is.
35:31Oh, that hurts so much.
35:32Look at she's arrived.
35:33Oh.
35:41Oh.
35:41Anyone know what the point of car says?
35:43Anyone?
35:44Oh, shit.
35:48Oh, no.
35:49Now I've got the point.
36:44Let's take a moment to turn the clocks back to the forecaster
36:47for an unseen bit of Angelista and Simba in happier times.
36:51If only they had some words of wisdom for their future selves.
36:55It's easy to, like, you know, listen to people, follow the pack
36:58and move rash and think, oh, my gosh.
37:01You still have to, like, stay true to our process and who you are.
37:08Do you know what my favourite...
37:09One of my favourite sayings is...
37:12It says, the process, full stop.
37:20The process, that's the thing.
37:22That's the thing.
37:23The process.
37:25Full stop.
37:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
37:27The process.
37:28Full stop.
37:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
37:28No, no, no, no, Angie.
37:29Full stop.
37:29You have to look up here.
37:30So I did this.
37:31The process.
37:33Full stop.
37:34The...
37:34No, actually, sorry.
37:36What's that thing called?
37:38Speech marks.
37:39Okay.
37:39Speech marks.
37:40The process.
37:41Close the speech marks.
37:42Full stop.
37:44That's the thing.
37:45Okay.
37:46That's what...
37:47That's the thing.
37:47That's the most important thing.
37:48That's the thing, bro.
37:49That is the thing.
37:50The process.
37:51The process.
37:51And trusting in the process.
37:52Amen.
37:53Not rushing the process.
37:55And not slowing it down either.
37:57Mmm.
37:57Just go with the flow.
37:59Just go with the flow.
37:59I love that.
38:01Should have trusted the process, Simba.
38:03The process.
38:03That's the thing.
38:04That's the thing, bro.
38:11When that Casamore door closes, everyone gets to pull their most astonished expressions.
38:18What the fuck?
38:20And they do say practice makes perfect.
38:23Guys, I'm really nervous about, you know, when they do the recoupling, they have all of
38:27them come in and then they start stirring shit up.
38:29They're like, yeah, obviously I'm finding it really weird that...
38:32He's not coupled up with me because he's been flirting with me for the last three days.
38:35And then we kissed in bed.
38:37And I'm like...
38:38Yeah, me and you.
38:41You are?
38:42I'd go like that.
38:51Like what I'm sat next to you.
38:54You'll be like...
39:00Mmm.
39:01Right.
39:06Things can get catty at Casamore coupling, so we needed to send in the big boss to vet
39:10the villa.
39:11Yes, me awajama was back!
39:14Top test.
39:16The indisputable leader of the game.
39:21Top test.
39:23Top test.
39:23Top test.
39:25With everything purr-fect, it was time to see who was still feline the love.
39:32So, cue dramatic pauses.
39:35And shocked faces.
39:38Come on, girls.
39:39I thought you'd practiced this earlier in the dressing room.
39:41It's the look.
39:42It's the look.
39:44It's the look.
39:47The look of love.
39:49It's the look.
39:51It's the look.
39:51It's the look.
39:51The look of love.
40:06It's the look.
40:07It's the look.
40:08Look of love.
40:09Samaraj reckons he could beat a shark in a fight oh when did he say this we're
40:14talking about one gorilla against a hundred men on lands differently no but
40:18Samaraj reckons he could take a shark like he thinks he just points it in the
40:21nose and it's done you gonna punch on the war I have no idea you can't move
40:24that far I think even on land I wouldn't back him no offense who did you say
40:27sharks hopping around all the gorillas Simba reckons he think you think 20
40:32Simba's could take a gorilla that's a 20 Simba's could take no chance yeah no
40:36I reckon 50 geezers would take a gorilla hundred percent yeah only five guys
40:41can go out a gorilla at once and if he's yeah 11 of those girls against one Simba
40:47about myself bro I'd rather take five gorillas it's gonna be tough to take an ostrich
40:56never mind a gorilla those fuckers move yeah kangaroo yeah kangaroo be tough they
41:02can fight I see the video of the kangaroo box in your head they've got like their
41:06claws are like long as well aren't they that doesn't they use their towel for
41:09support yeah it's powerful that that seems powerful there is a tackle I can
41:14think of a few other animals that would say that if you picked a fight with him too
41:22Sean it's time for me job and this week I asked the Islanders what
41:33humiliation ritual am I doing this week their celebrity crush oh I have a few
41:40or what Margot Robbie smashing Margot Robbie if you're watching I love you
41:46gorgeous now hit me up in the Instagram DMs I'll always give you a reply love you
41:51baby this is a pretty basic one and I think everyone will agree Michael B Jordan
41:57always Michael B Jordan be very good looking lad I mean back in the day when I
42:02was little it used to be Zac Efron Zac Efron in his prime 17 again I used to have the
42:07Justin Bieber hair Zac Efron hair used to try and dress like him Jessica Alba from
42:11the early 2000s even Jessica Alba now you know we can date a little bit older if
42:17we want why don't Sabrina Carpenter I just got a thing for the singers I love just
42:22being serenaded I actually asked Gordon Ramsay to my leg prom obviously never seen
42:27it and did not reply Harry Maguire I don't know what it is about him Sofia
42:31Vergara gorgeous he's a bit of a shelter and a bit of a little Aggie man I don't
42:35love an Aggie man but when they're doing something on pitch and shouting the other
42:38men I'm like oh yeah go on girl love that from you I like the cartoons I can't lie
42:43when I was a kid I used to have a crush on all sorts we've got Nemo Nemo's a good
42:49looking chap a guilty crush of mine would be Lola from Sharksdale she was just like a
42:56sexy little fish she's Gorgina too fish is clearly do bits for me that's weird
43:01isn't it maybe we've got a thing fish we've got weird fish I don't know I think Jake Sully from
43:10Jake Sully from Avatar the first one that pops to mind is Shrek as my celeb crush because I
43:17literally love donkey yeah I thought Shrek when he was a human so fit I was like oh look at
43:22that
43:23like it would be so fun to like date someone who has like a little sidekick donkey that walks around
43:28with them all the time back in a day I used to like Stacy Slayer are you sure about that
43:33Simba oh
43:34what I do Peggy Mitchell the old lady I love extended okay that okay that was that that was a
43:41cut out a
43:42private conversation yeah my pub are you okay oh I keep forgetting I might talk man fuck I did say
43:49that no I did say that come back next week for some more boys cast a week may be over
44:02but there is a
44:03a lot of grafting to be done so this is no time to put your feet up all right that
44:08up and down up
44:09and down maybe this could be a new workout twice it's later and just then up and down and then
44:18side to
44:18side I'll work out and in circles little circles little circles and then inside circles and then side to
44:32side again and our little flutters
44:41and then we wave them oh little ways see you next week with this law we'll be back on their
44:52feet
44:52bye
44:55so
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