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📝Synopsis: Everyone dismisses Trixie as a gold-digging prostitute because of her worn, “hobo” clothes. What they don’t know is she’s the only one who can heal Lysander Armstrong, the nation’s hottest war hero—and the one woman destined to capture his guarded heart.
✨Genre: Drama, Fantasy Romance
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📝Synopsis: Everyone dismisses Trixie as a gold-digging prostitute because of her worn, “hobo” clothes. What they don’t know is she’s the only one who can heal Lysander Armstrong, the nation’s hottest war hero—and the one woman destined to capture his guarded heart.
✨Genre: Drama, Fantasy Romance
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00:00:17You
00:00:18Healer goddess here my plea
00:00:21Please save my
00:00:39Rod of a sepulis
00:00:58Rejuvenate
00:01:07Praise
00:01:08She is the healer goddess
00:01:11No, please don't call me about it. I'm just glad I could help
00:01:20Here you go miss. Thank you
00:01:25Why be way down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:29in need
00:01:42You must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:47run
00:01:51It's okay little guy I'll fix you right up
00:02:00Right rewrites the wrong
00:02:10See good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:02:15Come on Cleo, let's go
00:02:33Please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:02:37We have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him. We will pay you handsomely the
00:02:42elizander armstrong
00:02:43His military family basically owns the entire global stock market. He's so hot
00:02:49Does he come with the money? Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him money fame power
00:02:55It's all yours
00:03:02Are we still moving forward miss Trixie yes give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:03:07Oh, I have another call coming in
00:03:11Grandma, I'm dying
00:03:14Save me Trixie
00:03:16Grandma, when are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old. I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma
00:03:24And butch is still on deployment. So that's why I haven't been married yet. Oh
00:03:32But why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:38We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes
00:03:51Oh
00:03:52Please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you. Oh kind stranger
00:03:57Let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish
00:04:00You can barely feed yourself the downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith
00:04:06What? Oh
00:04:08Geez this is giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that?
00:04:14I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:04:17Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:04:21Can you do that? I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:04:27Cleo stay right here for a second. Don't go too far Cleo
00:04:34Hold still
00:04:42My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go if you can cure my brother. He'll even marry you
00:04:47Come on. Come on
00:05:02How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember you will not marry him unless you cure him. I'm sorry
00:05:08I don't know what this is
00:05:10Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best. Don't worry general
00:05:14I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the east. I can detect what condition your
00:05:22son has
00:05:22With just one needle
00:05:40I have no clue what this is
00:05:42I have no clue what this is
00:05:54I'll save your son Lysander
00:06:06He's not budging there's no movement truly I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't
00:06:13know what this is
00:06:15Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
00:06:18They've tried all these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him
00:06:24There's only one person who can
00:06:27Who?
00:06:30The goddess of healing
00:06:34Wait a second
00:06:36You're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:06:38That's correct
00:06:39Her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft
00:06:45That's her motto
00:06:45It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her
00:06:51She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before
00:06:56If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:07:00I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:07:02I will find her James come
00:07:06Put out a bounty
00:07:07To the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:07:11Will give her five million dollars
00:07:13There's no need
00:07:28I'll save your son
00:07:31Who the hell is she?
00:07:32Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
00:07:34She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:36Don't be ridiculous. How can this
00:07:38Shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:41Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:45She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:48Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:52I bet it has fleas
00:07:54That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:58Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:08:05Don't touch him
00:08:08They say don't judge a book by its cover
00:08:10But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:08:13So step aside
00:08:15I'll take it from here
00:08:17Could you hold this?
00:08:19Oh, you're not gonna touch my son
00:08:22I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
00:08:26I know a gold digging whore when I see one
00:08:28I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
00:08:34Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:38A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious
00:08:45Ew! Disgusting
00:08:47Go back to being a prostitute
00:08:49Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now
00:08:53Let's go
00:08:54If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:09:00Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail
00:09:06Maybe we should give her a try
00:09:08You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:09:12All right, I'll give you a shot
00:09:14But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:20Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:23You'd be blessed to have me
00:09:25And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:09:29But since I'm not welcome here
00:09:31I'll leave
00:09:33Devin, come find me when you have a different wish
00:09:36No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me
00:09:39I can't lose him
00:09:42Well, if he's a hero to you
00:09:45Then that means he must be a good person
00:09:48My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:09:52Also, he's great with puppies, he'd make a great husband
00:09:57Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:59As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:10:06Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:10:08I mean, look at her
00:10:10Even if she cleaned herself up
00:10:12You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:15Only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:19Continue wasting your time
00:10:21But I'm saving this patient
00:10:33Oh, okay
00:10:36What's happening?
00:10:38What are we doing?
00:10:49What the hell are you doing?
00:10:52I knew she was a perv
00:10:54She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:10:56Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:11:00Are you insane?
00:11:01Security, smash her face in for licking my son
00:11:05He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called
00:11:11Endogenic cryomorphy
00:11:12Yeah, right, I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:17Oh, okay, I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:20I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:24And I've never heard of endo cryo
00:11:28What what?
00:11:31Chris?
00:11:38It's worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:11:40What?
00:11:42What?
00:11:43So you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulis?
00:11:49Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:54I agree
00:11:54I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who have studied
00:12:01for years?
00:12:01We are all certified
00:12:03But lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:12:07She's right about everything
00:12:10Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right
00:12:15And again, there is no such thing as endo cryo what what?
00:12:19Endogenic cryomorphine. Oh, and of course none of you have heard of it because I just discovered it
00:12:25This condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:29The chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:34But lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:39What a bunch of baloney I mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:45Precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to meet us
00:12:51Who actually studied real medicine?
00:12:54I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school. Oh, so she went to the super circus
00:13:00instead
00:13:01And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:13:05Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:13:11Oh my god
00:13:13If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:17I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:19Which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:23What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:25It means you're being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:31Then let's have a bet
00:13:33If you can't heal him
00:13:36We'll break your hands
00:13:38And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:45These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:49You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:52Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:13:56There's too many lives at stake
00:13:59Don't worry, I got this
00:14:04It's a deal
00:14:06I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:14:08No one is dying on my watch
00:14:16Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:23Are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed?
00:14:26Homeless or not if you save my son i'll give you everything
00:14:38I'll even have Lysander my heir marry you
00:14:42I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:45I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:49Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, what what for?
00:14:54Don't listen to her
00:14:56She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:15:02Firstly, this is called greatness
00:15:05Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:13What did you just call me?
00:15:15Oh
00:15:17There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
00:15:21Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:26Now stop getting in my way
00:15:27Or I promise you
00:15:29You will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:31Oh, yeah?
00:15:32Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:15:34Where's the dog?
00:15:35Well, put down the dog
00:15:36With pleasure
00:15:53Left leaves the wrong bereft
00:15:59You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:16:04She's been poisoned
00:16:06It was her
00:16:08Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:10Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:13But in the wrong hands
00:16:15It becomes nothing but poison
00:16:17This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:20Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:22Of course
00:16:23I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:27If I want to save someone
00:16:28Even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:46Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:48This wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:49I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:53Angel herbalist
00:16:54This is what I call
00:16:56Malpractice
00:16:58This isn't fatal
00:16:59She'll live
00:17:01But she deserves a little punishment
00:17:02Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:17:05Jacuzzi is ready?
00:17:06Right this way
00:17:07Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:17:09What the hell is going on?
00:17:10You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:14Then stop getting in my way
00:17:16Every second counts
00:17:19Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:24General Armstrong
00:17:26Your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:29Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:33Hold on
00:17:34You two are going in there alone?
00:17:37If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:40Then sure, invite everyone in
00:17:44All right
00:17:44But I warn you
00:17:46No funny business
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00:18:48you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:52armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:19:00that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:19:05stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:19:11that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you
00:19:21shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:27background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:32you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:40oh my
00:19:45healer goddess hear my plea
00:19:49please save my
00:20:06rod of a sepulius
00:20:35raise she is the healer goddess
00:20:39no please don't call me that i'm just glad i could help
00:20:48here you go miss thank you
00:20:53why be way down by a throne when i can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:20:57in need
00:21:10you must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:21:15run
00:21:18oh
00:21:18aww it's okay little guy
00:21:22i'll fix you right up
00:21:27right
00:21:28rewrites the wrong
00:21:38see good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:21:43come on cleo let's go
00:22:00please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:22:04we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:22:09the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:22:15he's so hot
00:22:17does he come with the money
00:22:18yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:22:21money fame power it's all yours
00:22:29are we still moving forward miss trixie
00:22:31yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:22:35oh i have another call coming in
00:22:39grandma
00:22:40i'm dying
00:22:41save me trixie
00:22:43grandma
00:22:45grandma
00:22:46when are you getting married i'm already a hundred years old
00:22:50i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma
00:22:52and butch is still on deployment
00:22:54so that's why i haven't been married yet
00:22:58oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang a younger stud like you
00:23:05we're talking about my brother's life
00:23:07i don't have time for jokes
00:23:19please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:23:22oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:23:26grant me a wish as you can barely feed yourself
00:23:29the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith
00:23:34what oh geez this is giving me a migraine
00:23:38are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that
00:23:41i'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:23:44okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:23:49can you do that
00:23:50i can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to
00:23:54cleo stay right here for a second
00:23:56don't go too far cleo
00:24:01hold still
00:24:09what my migraine's gone
00:24:10okay then let's go
00:24:12if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you
00:24:14come on come on
00:24:16come on
00:24:28oh
00:24:29how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:24:35i'm sorry i don't know what this is
00:24:37hurt you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:24:41don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:24:47i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:25:08i have no clue what this is
00:25:12oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:25:17that's why we save the best for last
00:25:19me
00:25:20the witch doctor
00:25:21i'll save your son lysander
00:25:34he's not budging there's no movement
00:25:36truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but i don't know what this is
00:25:43lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these methods and they've all failed
00:25:49if we can't save him
00:25:52there's only one person who can
00:25:55who
00:25:58the goddess of healing
00:26:02wait a second
00:26:03you're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:26:06that's correct
00:26:06her right
00:26:08rewrites the wrong
00:26:09and her left
00:26:10leaves the bereft
00:26:12that's her motto
00:26:13it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:26:16we
00:26:16are nothing compared to her
00:26:18she is
00:26:19eccentric
00:26:20and
00:26:21elusive
00:26:22no one has ever seen her before
00:26:24if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:26:28i don't care if i go bankrupt
00:26:30i will find her
00:26:32james come
00:26:33put out a bounty
00:26:34to the entire world
00:26:36whoever finds the goddess healer
00:26:38will give her five million dollars
00:26:41there's no need
00:26:56i'll save your son
00:26:58who the hell is she
00:27:00dad
00:27:00she says she can cure lysander
00:27:02she's gonna save your brother
00:27:03don't be ridiculous
00:27:05how can this
00:27:06shit-stained hobo
00:27:08cure your brother
00:27:09exactly
00:27:09god
00:27:10the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:27:13she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:27:16ew
00:27:17she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:27:19i bet it has fleas
00:27:21that flea infested dirty thing
00:27:24is your companion
00:27:25don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
00:27:33don't touch him
00:27:36they say don't judge a book by its cover
00:27:38but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:27:41so step aside
00:27:42i'll take it from here
00:27:44could you hold this
00:27:46oh
00:27:47you're not gonna touch my son
00:27:49i'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:27:52and a former general
00:27:53i know a gold digging whore when i see one
00:27:56i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
00:28:01who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:28:06a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious
00:28:12ew
00:28:14disgusting
00:28:14go back to being a prostitute
00:28:16security
00:28:17get this std infested peasant out of here now
00:28:21let's go
00:28:21if you throw me out
00:28:23you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:28:28sir
00:28:29we are at our wits end trying to find a cure for master lysander and to no avail
00:28:34maybe we should give her a try
00:28:36you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:28:39all right
00:28:40i'll give you a shot
00:28:42but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:28:48is that any way to ask for help
00:28:51you'd be blessed to have me
00:28:53and i'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:28:56but since i'm not welcome here
00:28:59i'll leave
00:29:01devin
00:29:02come find me when you have a different wish
00:29:03no
00:29:05miss trixie
00:29:06my brother is a hero to me
00:29:07i can't
00:29:08lose him
00:29:10well
00:29:11if he's a hero to you
00:29:13then that means he must be a good person
00:29:15my brother's a war hero
00:29:17who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:29:20also
00:29:20he's great with puppies
00:29:21he'd make a great husband
00:29:25who says i want to marry him
00:29:27as if
00:29:28the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:29:34only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:29:36i mean look at her
00:29:37even if she cleaned herself up
00:29:40you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:29:43only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:29:47continue wasting your time
00:29:49but i'm saving this patient
00:30:01i don't know
00:30:02okay
00:30:03i don't know
00:30:04what's happening
00:30:05what are we doing
00:30:10what are we doing
00:30:16oh
00:30:17what the hell are you doing
00:30:19I knew she was a perv.
00:30:21She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:30:24Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:30:28Are you insane?
00:30:29Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:30:33He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy,
00:30:36and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie.
00:30:41Yeah, right.
00:30:41I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:30:44Oh, okay.
00:30:45I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:30:48I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:30:51And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:30:58This?
00:31:05Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:31:08What?
00:31:10So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:31:16Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:31:21I agree.
00:31:23I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery,
00:31:25what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years?
00:31:29We are all certified.
00:31:31But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:31:35She's right about everything.
00:31:38Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:31:43And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:31:47Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:31:48Oh.
00:31:49And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:31:51Because I just discovered it.
00:31:53This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:31:57The chances are a billion to one.
00:31:59A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:32:01But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:32:07What a bunch of baloney.
00:32:08I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:32:13Precisely.
00:32:14You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:32:16You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:32:21Listen, I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:32:25Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:32:29And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing, if you can't
00:32:36wake him up.
00:32:37Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:32:39Oh my God.
00:32:41If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:32:47back.
00:32:47Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:32:51What is that supposed to mean?
00:32:53It means you're being schooled by me.
00:32:55And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:32:59Then let's have a bet.
00:33:01If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:33:06And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:33:12These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:33:17You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:33:20Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:33:23There's too many lives at stake.
00:33:27Don't worry. I got this.
00:33:32It's a deal.
00:33:33I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:33:36No one is dying on my watch.
00:33:43Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:33:51Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:33:54Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:34:06I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:34:09I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:34:12I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:34:17Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:34:21Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:34:22Don't listen to her.
00:34:24She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:34:29Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:34:33Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:34:40What? Did you just call me?
00:34:44There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:34:49Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:34:53Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:34:59Oh, yeah?
00:35:00You want to see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:35:03Well, put down the dog!
00:35:04With pleasure.
00:35:26You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:35:32She's been poisoned!
00:35:35It was her!
00:35:36Do you see any poison on me?
00:35:38Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:35:44This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:35:48Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:35:50Of course.
00:35:51I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:35:54If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:36:14Why is she spitting blood?
00:36:16This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:36:17I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:36:22This is what I call malpractice.
00:36:26This isn't fatal.
00:36:27She'll live.
00:36:28But she deserves a little punishment.
00:36:30Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:36:33Jacuzzi is ready?
00:36:34Right this way.
00:36:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:36What the hell is going on?
00:36:38You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:36:42Then stop getting in my way.
00:36:44Every second counts.
00:36:47Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:36:52General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:36:57Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:37:01Hold on.
00:37:02You two are going in there alone?
00:37:05If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:37:11All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:37:57Let's go for a dip.
00:38:16You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:38:21Exactly.
00:38:22What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:38:24She could blackmail you for millions.
00:38:28That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:38:30And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:38:33Held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:38:37Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:38:39We have to have faith.
00:38:41Where did you actually find this little life?
00:38:46On the streets.
00:38:48Are you shitting me?
00:38:50You found this bum on the streets?
00:38:52Are you nuts?
00:38:53You don't know her.
00:38:54You don't know her background.
00:38:55She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:38:57That is it, General.
00:38:58You have to go in and stop this now.
00:39:00You're right.
00:39:01That's it.
00:39:01I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:39:03James, let's go.
00:39:04Yes, sir.
00:39:08Oh, my God.
00:39:13Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:39:17Please save my child.
00:39:34Rod of a sepulis.
00:39:54Rejuvening.
00:40:02Praise.
00:40:04She is the healer goddess.
00:40:06No, please.
00:40:08Don't call me that.
00:40:10I'm just glad I could help.
00:40:16Here you go, miss.
00:40:20Why be weighed down by a throne
00:40:22when I can live amongst the common people
00:40:24and help those the most in need?
00:40:37You must be rushing off
00:40:39to go find your jewels
00:40:40because only a sackless coward
00:40:42would hit a puppy and run.
00:40:46Oh, it's okay, little guy.
00:40:49I'll fix you right up.
00:40:55Right rewrites the wronged.
00:41:00Rejuven.
00:41:04See?
00:41:05Good as the day you can
00:41:06kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:41:10Come on, Cleo.
00:41:12Let's go.
00:41:15Let's go.
00:41:28Please.
00:41:29Please.
00:41:29My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:41:32We have no idea what the illness is.
00:41:34If anyone can help cure him,
00:41:36we will pay you handsomely.
00:41:37The Elizander Armstrong.
00:41:39His military family basically owns
00:41:41the entire global stock market.
00:41:43He's so hot.
00:41:45Does he come with the money?
00:41:47Yes.
00:41:47He'll even marry you
00:41:48if you can cure him.
00:41:49Money, fame, power.
00:41:51It's all yours.
00:41:57Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:41:59Yes.
00:42:00Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:42:03Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:42:07Grandma.
00:42:08I'm dying.
00:42:09Save me, Trixie.
00:42:11Grandma?
00:42:13Grandma.
00:42:14When are you getting married?
00:42:15I'm already a hundred years old.
00:42:18I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:42:20And Butch is still on deployment,
00:42:22so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:42:26Oh, but why marry a vegetable
00:42:29when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:42:33We're talking about my brother's light.
00:42:35I don't have time for jokes.
00:42:38No!
00:42:47Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:42:49Don't let it starve like you.
00:42:50Oh, kind stranger.
00:42:52Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:42:54Grant me a wish?
00:42:55Yes, you can barely feed yourself.
00:42:57The downfall of humanity.
00:42:59It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:43:02What?
00:43:02Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:43:06Are you telling me to pray to God
00:43:07because we've been doing that?
00:43:09I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:43:12Okay.
00:43:13Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:43:17Can you do that?
00:43:18I can topple mountains
00:43:19and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:43:22Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:43:24Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:43:29Hold still.
00:43:36What?
00:43:37My migraine's gone.
00:43:38Okay, then let's go.
00:43:40If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:43:42Come on.
00:43:43Come on.
00:43:44Oh!
00:43:57How is he?
00:43:59What is the diagnosis?
00:44:00Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:44:03I'm sorry.
00:44:04I don't know what this is.
00:44:06Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:44:07You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:44:09Don't worry, General.
00:44:10I'm the angel herbalist,
00:44:12and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:44:15I can detect what condition your son has
00:44:18with just one needle.
00:44:36I have no clue what this is.
00:44:40Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist
00:44:43doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:44:45That's why we saved the best for last.
00:44:47Me, the witch doctor.
00:44:50I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:45:02He's not budging.
00:45:03There's no movement.
00:45:04Truly, I have saved thousands of patients
00:45:06all over the world, but
00:45:08I don't know what this is.
00:45:11Lord, I've scoured the Earth for the best doctors.
00:45:14They've tried all these methods,
00:45:15and they've all failed.
00:45:17If we can't save him,
00:45:20there's only one person who can.
00:45:22Who?
00:45:26The goddess of healing.
00:45:29Wait a second.
00:45:31You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:45:33That's correct.
00:45:35Her right rewrites the wrong,
00:45:37and her left leaves the bereft.
00:45:40That's her motto.
00:45:41It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:45:44We are nothing compared to her.
00:45:46She is eccentric and elusive.
00:45:50No one has ever seen her before.
00:45:51If this legendary healer is the only one
00:45:53that can truly save my son,
00:45:56I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:45:58I will find her.
00:45:59James, come put out a voucher
00:46:02to the entire world.
00:46:04Whoever finds the goddess healer
00:46:07will give her five million dollars.
00:46:09There's no need.
00:46:24I'll save your son.
00:46:26Who the hell is she?
00:46:27Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:46:30She's gonna save your brother?
00:46:31Don't be ridiculous.
00:46:33How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:46:36Exactly.
00:46:38God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:46:41She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:46:44Ew!
00:46:45She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:46:47I bet it has fleas.
00:46:49That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:46:53Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:47:00Don't touch him.
00:47:03They say don't judge a book by its cover,
00:47:05but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:47:09So step aside.
00:47:11I'll take it from here.
00:47:12Could you hold this?
00:47:14Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:47:15You're not gonna touch my son.
00:47:17I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:47:19and a former general.
00:47:21I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:47:24I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs
00:47:27on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:47:29Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her
00:47:33would do for some.
00:47:34A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage
00:47:36of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:47:40Ew!
00:47:41Disgusting.
00:47:42Go back to being a prostitute.
00:47:44Security!
00:47:45Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:47:49Let's go.
00:47:49If you throw me out,
00:47:51you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:47:56Sir, we are at our wit's end
00:47:58trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:48:01Maybe we should give her a try?
00:48:04You can always deal with her later
00:48:05if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:48:07All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:48:10But I warn you, if you fail,
00:48:12I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:48:16Is that any way to ask for help?
00:48:19You'd be blessed to have me.
00:48:21And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:48:24But since I'm not welcome here,
00:48:27I'll leave.
00:48:29Devin, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:48:32No, Miss Trixie.
00:48:33My brother is a hero to me.
00:48:35I can't lose him.
00:48:37Well, if he's a hero to you,
00:48:41then that means he must be a good person.
00:48:43My brother is a war hero
00:48:45who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:48:48Also, he's great with puppies.
00:48:49He'd make a great husband.
00:48:53Who says I want to marry him?
00:48:55As if the number one hottest 30 under 30
00:48:58would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:49:01Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:49:04I mean, look at her.
00:49:05Even if she cleaned herself up,
00:49:07you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:49:11Only those cut from the lowest ranks
00:49:13were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:49:15Continue wasting your time.
00:49:17But I'm saving this patient.
00:49:44What the hell are you doing?
00:49:47I knew she was a perv!
00:49:49She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:49:52Do you all not know that sweat can tell you
00:49:54everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:49:56Are you insane?
00:49:57Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:50:01He's born with congenital heart disease,
00:50:03has a peanut allergy,
00:50:04and the condition he has is called
00:50:07endogenic cryomorphie.
00:50:08Yeah, right.
00:50:09I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:50:12Oh, okay.
00:50:13I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:50:15I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:50:19And I've never heard of endo-cryo-
00:50:23What?
00:50:24What?
00:50:25Huh?
00:50:26This?
00:50:33Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:50:36What?
00:50:38So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours
00:50:41is what, the rod of a sepulis?
00:50:44Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum
00:50:46where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:50:49I agree.
00:50:50I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery,
00:50:53what is the point of doctors who have studied for years?
00:50:57We are all certified.
00:50:59But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:51:02She's right about everything.
00:51:06Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses,
00:51:09one of them is bound to be right.
00:51:11And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:51:15Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:51:16Oh.
00:51:16And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:51:18Because I just discovered it.
00:51:21This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:51:25The chances are a billion to one.
00:51:27A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:51:29But lucky for you all,
00:51:31you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:51:34What a bunch of baloney.
00:51:36I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:51:41Precisely.
00:51:41You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:51:44You don't compare to meet us
00:51:46who actually studied real medicine.
00:51:49I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:51:53Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:51:56And now she's here putting on this clown show
00:51:59coming up with fake diseases,
00:52:01which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:52:04Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:52:07Oh, yeah.
00:52:08If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:52:12I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:52:15Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:52:19What is that supposed to mean?
00:52:21It means you're being schooled by me
00:52:22and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:52:26Then let's have a bet.
00:52:29If you can't heal him,
00:52:31you'll break your hands.
00:52:34And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:52:40These hands have saved more lives
00:52:43than all three of you combined.
00:52:44You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:52:47Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:52:51There's too many lives at stake.
00:52:55Don't worry.
00:52:56I got this.
00:52:59It's a deal.
00:53:01I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:53:04No one is dying on my watch.
00:53:11Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state
00:53:13for two years.
00:53:18Are you stopping me
00:53:20because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:53:22Homeless or not,
00:53:23if you save my son,
00:53:24I'll give you everything.
00:53:34I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:53:37I'm not doing this for the money
00:53:39or for a wealthy husband.
00:53:40I just believe in helping good people
00:53:42and doing the right thing.
00:53:45Prepare a jacuzzi set
00:53:46at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:53:48Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:53:49What for?
00:53:50Don't listen to her.
00:53:52She probably stinks so bad
00:53:54that she just wants a bath
00:53:55to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:53:57Firstly,
00:53:58this is called greatness.
00:54:01Secondly,
00:54:02even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:54:04you couldn't get rid of your own
00:54:05ugly moral character.
00:54:08What?
00:54:09Did you just call me?
00:54:12There's a man's life at stake here
00:54:15and you're standing in my way.
00:54:17Don't don the mantle of doctor
00:54:19when you're only capable of harm.
00:54:20Now stop getting in my way
00:54:23or I promise you,
00:54:24you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:54:27Oh, yeah?
00:54:28You want to see real pain?
00:54:29Where's the dog?
00:54:30Well, put down the dog!
00:54:32With pleasure.
00:54:43Oh!
00:54:48Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:54:55You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:55:00She's been poisoned!
00:55:02It was her!
00:55:03Do you see any poison on me?
00:55:06Medicine in the right hands can save lives,
00:55:08but in the wrong hands,
00:55:10it becomes nothing but poison.
00:55:12This bitch isn't good enough
00:55:14to take down the queen of medicine!
00:55:15Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:55:17Of course.
00:55:19I've saved entire civilizations
00:55:21with my antidotes.
00:55:22If I want to save someone,
00:55:24even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:55:42Why is she spitting blood?
00:55:43This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:55:45I thought you said even the Grim Reaper
00:55:47can't get in your way.
00:55:48Angel herbalist.
00:55:49This is what I call
00:55:52malpractice.
00:55:54This isn't fatal.
00:55:55She'll live.
00:55:56But she deserves a little punishment.
00:55:58Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:56:00Jacuzzi is ready?
00:56:02Right this way.
00:56:03Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:56:04What the hell is going on?
00:56:06You say you want your son to live on
00:56:07to give you tons of grandchildren,
00:56:09don't you?
00:56:10Then stop getting in my way.
00:56:12Every second counts.
00:56:14Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:56:19General Armstrong,
00:56:21your family is the richest
00:56:23and most powerful in the nation.
00:56:25Are you really going to let
00:56:26this hobo slut touch your son?
00:56:29Hold on.
00:56:29You two are going in there alone?
00:56:32If you don't want these drooling vultures
00:56:35to see your son naked,
00:56:36then sure, invite everyone in.
00:56:39All right.
00:56:40But I warn you,
00:56:42no funny business.
00:56:43Let's go for it.
00:57:44You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman, General Armstrong.
00:57:49Exactly.
00:57:49What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:57:52She could blackmail you for millions.
00:57:56That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:57:57And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:58:04Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:58:07We have to have faith.
00:58:09Where did you actually find this little life?
00:58:12Uh, on the streets?
00:58:16Are you shitting me?
00:58:18You found this bum on the streets?
00:58:20Are you nuts?
00:58:21You don't know her.
00:58:22You don't know her background.
00:58:23She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:58:25That is it, General.
00:58:26You have to go in and stop this now.
00:58:28You're right.
00:58:28That's it.
00:58:29I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:58:31James, let's go.
00:58:32Yes, sir.
00:58:35Oh, my God.
00:58:40Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:58:45Please save my child.
00:59:02Rod of a sepulis.
00:59:04Rod of a sepulis.
00:59:04Rod of a sepulis.
00:59:14Rod of a sepulis.
00:59:16Rod of a sepulis.
00:59:21Arcephalus.
00:59:22Rejuvening.
00:59:30Rejuvening.
00:59:31Raz, she is the healer goddess.
00:59:34No, please, don't call me that.
00:59:37But, I'm just glad I could help.
00:59:44here you go miss
00:59:45thank you
00:59:48why be weighed down by a throne
00:59:50when I can live amongst the common people
00:59:51and help those the most in need
01:00:05you must be rushing off to go find your jewels
01:00:07because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and run
01:00:14it's okay little guy
01:00:17I'll fix you right up
01:00:23right rewrites the wrong
01:00:32see good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
01:00:38come on Cleo let's go
01:00:56please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
01:01:00we have no idea what the illness is
01:01:02if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
01:01:05the elizander armstrong
01:01:06his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
01:01:10he's so hot
01:01:12does he come with the money
01:01:14yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
01:01:16money fame power
01:01:19it's all yours
01:01:25are we still moving forward miss trixie
01:01:27yes give the presidential contract to marissa
01:01:30oh I have another call coming in
01:01:34grandma
01:01:35I'm dying
01:01:36save me trixie
01:01:39grandma
01:01:40grandma
01:01:41when are you getting married
01:01:43I'm already a hundred years old
01:01:45I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma
01:01:47and butch is still on deployment
01:01:49so
01:01:50that's why
01:01:51I
01:01:52haven't been married yet
01:01:53oh
01:01:55but why marry a vegetable
01:01:57when I can bang a younger stud like you
01:02:00we're talking about my brother's life
01:02:03I don't have time
01:02:04for jokes
01:02:14please go feed your dog miss
01:02:16don't let it starve like you
01:02:18oh kind stranger
01:02:19let me repay you by granting you a wish
01:02:22grant me a wish
01:02:23as you can barely feed yourself
01:02:25the downfall of humanity
01:02:26it all starts with the loss of faith
01:02:29what
01:02:30oh
01:02:31jeez this is
01:02:32giving me a migraine
01:02:33are you telling me to pray to god
01:02:35because we've been doing that
01:02:36I'm telling you to have some faith in me
01:02:40okay
01:02:40uh
01:02:41I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
01:02:44can you do that
01:02:45I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
01:02:50Cleo
01:02:50stay right here for a second
01:02:52don't go too far Cleo
01:02:57hold still
01:03:05my migraine's gone
01:03:06okay
01:03:06then let's go
01:03:07if you can cure my brother
01:03:09he'll even marry you
01:03:10come on
01:03:11come on
01:03:11oh
01:03:25how is he
01:03:26what is the diagnosis
01:03:28remember you will not marry him unless you cure him
01:03:31I'm sorry
01:03:31I don't know what this is
01:03:33aren't you the queen of medicine
01:03:35you're supposed to be one of the best
01:03:36don't worry general
01:03:38I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the east
01:03:43I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
01:04:03I have no clue what this is
01:04:07oh
01:04:08it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
01:04:13that's why we saved the best for last
01:04:15me
01:04:16the witch doctor
01:04:17I'll save your son Lysander
01:04:30he's not budging there's no movement
01:04:31truly I have saved thousands of patients all over the world but I don't know what this is
01:04:39lord I've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these methods and
01:04:43they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
01:04:50who
01:04:53the goddess of healing
01:04:57wait a second
01:04:58you're not talking about the legendary goddess you
01:05:01that's correct
01:05:02her right rewrites the wrong
01:05:05and her left leaves the bereft
01:05:07that's her motto
01:05:09it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
01:05:11we are nothing compared to her
01:05:14she is eccentric and elusive
01:05:17no one has ever seen her before
01:05:19if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
01:05:23I don't care if I go bankrupt
01:05:26I will find her
01:05:27James come
01:05:29put out a bounty
01:05:30to the entire world
01:05:32whoever finds the goddess healer
01:05:34will give her five million dollars
01:05:36there's no need
01:05:51I'll save your son
01:05:54who the hell is she
01:05:55dad
01:05:55she says she can cure Lysander
01:05:57she's gonna save your brother
01:05:59don't be ridiculous
01:06:00how can this
01:06:01shit-stained hobo
01:06:03cure your brother
01:06:04exactly
01:06:05god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
01:06:08she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
01:06:11ew
01:06:12she even brought a filthy dog with her
01:06:15I bet it has fleas
01:06:17that flea infested dirty thing
01:06:19is your companion
01:06:21don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
01:06:28don't touch him
01:06:31they say don't judge a book by its cover
01:06:33but I can see from all your faces that you've failed
01:06:36so step aside
01:06:38I'll take it from here
01:06:39could you hold this
01:06:41oh
01:06:43you're not gonna touch my son
01:06:44I'm the richest tycoon in this country
01:06:47and a former general
01:06:48I know a gold digging whore when I see one
01:06:51I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
01:06:55wasn't paying enough cash
01:06:57who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
01:07:01a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious
01:07:08ew
01:07:09disgusting
01:07:10go back to being a prostitute
01:07:12security
01:07:12get this STD infested peasant out of here now
01:07:16let's go
01:07:17if you throw me out
01:07:18you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
01:07:23sir
01:07:24we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail
01:07:29maybe we should give her a try
01:07:31you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
01:07:35all right
01:07:35I'll give you a shot
01:07:37but I warn you
01:07:39if you fail
01:07:40I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
01:07:44is that any way to ask for help?
01:07:46you'd be blessed to have me
01:07:48and I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
01:07:51but since I'm not welcome here
01:07:54I'll leave
01:07:56Devin
01:07:57come find me when you have a different wish
01:07:59no
01:08:00Miss Trixie
01:08:01my brother is a hero to me
01:08:02I can't lose him
01:08:05well
01:08:05if he's a hero to you
01:08:08then that means he must be a good person
01:08:11my brother's a war hero
01:08:12who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:08:15also
01:08:16he's great with puppies
01:08:17he'd make a great husband
01:08:20who says I want to marry him
01:08:22as if
01:08:23the number one hottest 30 under 30
01:08:25would even dream
01:08:26of marrying a penniless bum like you
01:08:29only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
01:08:31I mean look at her
01:08:33even if she cleaned herself up
01:08:35you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
01:08:38only those cut from the lowest ranks
01:08:40were bigger over such trivial matters
01:08:42continue wasting your time
01:08:44but I'm saving this patient
01:08:56oh okay
01:08:59what's happening
01:09:00what are we doing
01:09:12what the hell are you doing
01:09:15I knew she was a perv
01:09:17she's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
01:09:20do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
01:09:23are you insane
01:09:24security
01:09:25smash her face in for licking my son
01:09:28he's born with congenital heart disease
01:09:30has a peanut allergy
01:09:32and the condition he has is called
01:09:34endogenic cryomorphie
01:09:35yeah right
01:09:37I mean no way you got all that just from licking him
01:09:40oh okay
01:09:40I've studied every disease known to man right
01:09:43I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
01:09:47and I've never heard of endo cryo
01:09:51what what
01:09:54this
01:10:01is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
01:10:03what
01:10:05what so you think that this
01:10:07this crummy walking stick of yours
01:10:09is is what
01:10:10the rod of a sepulius
01:10:12why don't you go back to the homeless asylum
01:10:14where you came from
01:10:15if you're going to be this delusional
01:10:17I agree
01:10:17I mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
01:10:20what is the point as of doctors
01:10:23who have studied for years
01:10:24we are all certified
01:10:26but Lysander does have congenital heart disease
01:10:30she's right about everything
01:10:33yeah but
01:10:34if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis
01:10:37one of them is bound to be right
01:10:38and again there is no such thing as endo cryo what what
01:10:42endogenic cryomorphine
01:10:44oh
01:10:44and of course none of you have heard of it
01:10:46because I just discovered it
01:10:48this condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
01:10:52the chances are a billion to one
01:10:54a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
01:10:57but lucky for you all
01:10:58you've hit the jackpot by finding me
01:11:02what a bunch of baloney
01:11:03I mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
01:11:08precisely
01:11:09you are just a scamming prostitute
01:11:12you don't compare to meet us
01:11:14who actually studied real medicine
01:11:16I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
01:11:21oh so she went to the super circus instead
01:11:23and now she's here putting on this clown show
01:11:27coming up with fake diseases
01:11:28which mean nothing
01:11:30if you can't wake him up
01:11:32is that supposed to be a challenge?
01:11:34oh my god
01:11:36if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
01:11:40I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
01:11:42which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
01:11:47what is that supposed to mean?
01:11:48it means you're being schooled by me
01:11:50and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
01:11:54then let's have a bet
01:11:56if you can't heal him
01:11:58you'll break your hands
01:12:02and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
01:12:08these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
01:12:12you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
01:12:14huh?
01:12:16Miss Trixie
01:12:16don't risk your hands for them
01:12:18there's too many lives at stake
01:12:23don't worry
01:12:24I got this
01:12:27it's a deal
01:12:29I'll save Lysander Armstrong
01:12:31no one is dying on my watch
01:12:39Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
01:12:46are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
01:12:49homeless or not
01:12:50if you save my son
01:12:52I'll give you everything
01:13:02I'll even have Lysander my heir marry you
01:13:05I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
01:13:08I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
01:13:12prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
01:13:16wait wait wait wait what for?
01:13:18don't listen to her
01:13:20she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
01:13:25firstly
01:13:26this is called greatness
01:13:28secondly
01:13:29even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
01:13:32you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
01:13:36what?
01:13:37did you just call me?
01:13:40there's a man's life at stake here
01:13:42and you're standing in my way
01:13:44don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
01:13:48now stop getting in my way
01:13:50or I promise you
01:13:52you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
01:13:54oh yeah?
01:13:55you want to see real pain?
01:13:57where's the dog?
01:13:58well put down the dog!
01:13:59with pleasure
01:14:16left leaves the wrong breath
01:14:22you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
01:14:27she's been poisoned
01:14:30it was her
01:14:31do you see any poison on me?
01:14:34medicine in the right hands can save lives
01:14:36but in the wrong hands
01:14:37it becomes nothing but poison
01:14:40this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
01:14:43do you have one of your antidotes on you?
01:14:45of course
01:14:46I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
01:14:50if I want to save someone
01:14:51even the grim reaper can't stop me
01:15:09why is she spitting blood?
01:15:11this wasn't supposed to happen
01:15:12I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
01:15:16angel herbalist
01:15:17this is what I call
01:15:19malpractice
01:15:21this isn't fatal
01:15:22she'll live
01:15:23but she deserves a little punishment
01:15:25well
01:15:26where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
01:15:28jacuzzi is ready?
01:15:29right this way
01:15:30wait wait wait wait wait wait
01:15:32what the hell is going on?
01:15:33you say you want your son to live on
01:15:35to give you tons of grandchildren don't you?
01:15:37then stop getting in my way
01:15:39every second counts
01:15:42let's go for our dip
01:15:43shall we?
01:15:47general armstrong
01:15:48your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
01:15:52are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
01:15:56hold on
01:15:57you two are going in there
01:15:59alone?
01:16:00if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
01:16:03then sure
01:16:04invite everyone in
01:16:06all right
01:16:07but I warn you
01:16:09no funny business
01:16:11no funny business
01:16:13no funny business
01:17:11You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
01:17:16Exactly!
01:17:17What if she gets pregnant by him?
01:17:19She could blackmail you for millions.
01:17:23That's what I would do if I was that poor.
01:17:25And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
01:17:32Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
01:17:35We have to have faith.
01:17:37Hey, where did you actually find this little life?
01:17:42On the streets.
01:17:43Are you shitting me?
01:17:45You found this bum on the streets?
01:17:47Are you nuts?
01:17:48You don't know her.
01:17:49You don't know her background.
01:17:51She could be a psychotic murderer.
01:17:53That is it, General.
01:17:54You have to go in and stop this now.
01:17:55You're right.
01:17:56That's it.
01:17:57I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
01:17:59James, let's go.
01:18:00Yes, sir.
01:18:04Oh, my God.
01:18:05Oh!
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