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00:00:06Oh my god, that's Christopher Stinnett. State candidate?
00:00:12He's so hot. I want him to campaign all over me.
00:00:17Can I vote for him 500 times?
00:00:19Pleasure to sit.
00:00:20Absolutely.
00:00:27Pleasure to sit.
00:00:33Mr. Stinnett, congrats on your upcoming victory.
00:00:36Oh, it's much too early to say that, but thank you. And you are?
00:00:41Only one of your biggest supporters.
00:00:43Well, are you gonna drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:55Oh, wow. Excuse me for a second.
00:01:08Let's go upstairs together, handsome. Let me take care of you.
00:01:13What are you talking about?
00:01:14Don't deny it. You need me, baby.
00:01:22Oh, baby. Don't worry. We'll be in our room soon.
00:01:27Who the hell are you? Get away from me. Fuck outta my way.
00:01:33Fuck outta my way.
00:01:55Hey! New intern. Are you serious? This entrance is for wealthy political donors only. The side door is for the
00:02:03help.
00:02:03Jesus, that cheap dress might work on your corn farm, but not here. Get out! And go through the back.
00:02:11I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
00:02:15Just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign. I don't know how she doesn't
00:02:22even know the first thing about our candidate.
00:02:24How garnished. This is a Senate campaign, not a country bumpkin office. You don't need a corn grower.
00:02:31Well, I just fired an intern for hating on our candidate, so I needed someone to run errands.
00:02:39Excuse me. We grow brussels sprouts, not corn. And I might not know a lot about the candidate, but I
00:02:46really believe in his ideas and-
00:02:48Excuse me. Intern. Not another word. Get lost.
00:03:00You ruined my mink! Are you drunk?
00:03:03Oh, my God. On behalf of the campaign, I apologize, ma'am.
00:03:08You clumsy hick! You will not keep your job after this.
00:03:12I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me. I really want to work on this campaign. I'll fix it.
00:03:17I'll-I'll clean the coat and the wig right now.
00:03:19Well? What are you waiting for?
00:03:20You dumb hick.
00:03:23This is all your fault.
00:03:25Don't worry. There's cleaning supplies upstairs.
00:03:28Stay out of this, maid. Fix it, intern, or you're fired.
00:03:38Thank you, but where are the cleaning supplies? You heard what she said. If I can't get these clean, I'll
00:03:43be fired.
00:03:43I put you into room 2809. It's empty. Go up there. You'll be alone.
00:03:48Oh, you're a lifesaver. I'm Sarah.
00:03:51Us working-class girls gotta stick together. Right? I'm Stephanie.
00:03:54You're right.
00:03:57God, I had a really tough day.
00:03:59It's okay. These rich people are ridiculous. Don't blame yourself.
00:04:03Well, that's why I'm interning on this campaign. To stand up for people like us.
00:04:08I just wish I fit in better.
00:04:11Amen, girl. And...
00:04:15Look at you.
00:04:18You look like you fit right in.
00:04:24Hi. I'm a wealthy socialite. I eat caviar, not Doritos. I totally belong here.
00:04:30Hey, I gotta run. But this key works for the elevator and it gets you into room 2809.
00:04:36Call me if you need me. Good luck.
00:04:39Thanks again. See you later.
00:04:57Is somebody here?
00:05:00Is somebody... in there?
00:05:08Oh, sorry. Um...
00:05:11God, he's so hot.
00:05:19Are you okay?
00:05:48You don't need nothing to me.
00:05:50You boys are here every dinner.
00:05:53I don't believe what you preach.
00:05:54You're just a geeky beginner.
00:05:57You're so sweet.
00:05:58I thought I'd make you a winner.
00:06:00Oh, I don't believe what I see.
00:06:03I ain't getting gold.
00:06:08So you didn't go into Stenner's room?
00:06:10He shoved me out of the room, Senator.
00:06:13I... I...
00:06:13Urgh! You goddamn worthless woman!
00:06:16I hired you to drug him...
00:06:20and to film a scandalous sex tape.
00:06:23And you...
00:06:25returned empty-fucking-handed!
00:06:27Sir, I think I have something.
00:06:30Well then show me, you idiot!
00:06:36This might just be enough...
00:06:38to bring my election upon it down.
00:06:52I can't believe we...
00:06:54I slept with a hot stranger!
00:06:59I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
00:07:27Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:29If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired.
00:07:32No, I did fix it.
00:07:33It's right here.
00:07:35It doesn't matter.
00:07:37You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
00:07:41A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow, so...
00:07:45today's your last day.
00:07:47Little trash girl.
00:07:48No, Rebecca, please.
00:07:49I really want this job.
00:07:55Candidate Stinnett is running a little late,
00:07:57which isn't like him,
00:07:58but he'll be here soon, so...
00:08:01be ready.
00:08:02He's never late.
00:08:03I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:06He wouldn't.
00:08:07He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:09Stop gossiping.
00:08:10Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:14Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:22He's probably removed His primaver Tampe.
00:08:23Even a guy sold a rival.
00:08:24He gewoon sold to their 합ordan and choose an individual ship,
00:08:29which� español прод Agora means coming back to him.
00:08:35But it stopped fighting.
00:08:35There he was also a big snowman.
00:08:35I guess he pursued him off the barpa.
00:08:41He'd work the right to his store,
00:08:41and a hoら the building he's bike.
00:08:42How did you look so far?
00:08:47Why did this human?
00:08:51you gotta be kidding me the man i slept with is the candidate hello miss thank god he didn't
00:08:58recognize me i fucked up if anyone finds out i slept with him it'll be a scandal have we met
00:09:09miss absolutely never sarah's a new intern from some farmland i don't think she's cut
00:09:18out for this something's familiar about her oh my god he recognizes me i'm in so much trouble sir i
00:09:26think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough glad to have you on my team sarah thank god he
00:09:34didn't recognize me he's way out of your league farm girl stay away from him he'd never go for
00:09:43a poor farm girl like you so don't even think about it hey something happened last night
00:09:51emergency meeting let's go no interns allowed get me a coffee with non-fat dairy-free oat-free oat milk
00:10:03sir what happened you disappeared from the fundraiser last night
00:10:08it's hazy but i think someone at the event slipped something in my drink
00:10:13it's foggy but i spent the night with a woman who
00:10:18you slept with someone and she drugged you she was it was a setup
00:10:23oh god a sex scandal will sink this campaign the slut you slept with was probably a spy sent
00:10:30by the senator are you okay
00:10:40no no i don't remember much but the girl i was with last night isn't like that she's a good
00:10:45person
00:10:47you're being naive okay this is dirty politics your enemies will do anything to entrap
00:10:52and ruin you she's not like that no one's gonna find out there will be no scandal
00:11:04no one will find out senator hester is about to do a press conference attacking you
00:11:14i will protect your second amendment you get a bazooka you get a bazooka you get a bazooka
00:11:21it's your god-given right and us men we know how to safely handle firearms oh shit
00:11:33gotcha i did that on purpose where was i oh my opponent
00:11:38christopher stenton laid with the prostitute last night what i'm not a prostitute this indecent
00:11:48immoral and pre-maritable sex will have him burn in hell so this is bad
00:11:55all eternity he's lying i didn't sleep with a prostitute he has no proof
00:11:59i have proof that my opponent christopher stenton slept with the hooker last night
00:12:08oh no he got a photo of us in bed he has a photo we're doomed
00:12:19oh no he got a photo of us in bed
00:12:24oh god you useless intern i'm so sorry i'll clean that up and i have proof that my opponent
00:12:32christopher stenton slept with the prostitute last night
00:12:41thank goodness that isn't a photo of me wait a second that is not the woman i slept with last
00:12:46night she was much more beautiful
00:12:50give that stupid farm girl smirk off your face i'm sorry i'll get out
00:12:56sir this is bad it doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with the prostitute or whoever
00:13:01she was if we can't prove it wasn't a fake then it'll sink and ruin the campaign
00:13:08wait the girl last night gave me her phone number
00:13:25the annoying farm girl intern
00:13:28she's your one night stand please no you can't sleep with your intern it'll be a massive scandal
00:13:33no sorry it's just my mom calling i knew it the boss would never be with someone as lonely as
00:13:40me
00:13:41get out intern you don't belong in this high level meeting anyway
00:13:46hi mom one second
00:13:50damn
00:13:52she didn't pick up
00:13:54good don't talk to her
00:13:56your one night stand was probably a spy sent by senator hustler to entrap you
00:14:01sir the center is all over tv spreading massive lies that you slept with this prostitute
00:14:05and they'll believe him
00:14:06and we'll lose this election
00:14:09okay unless we can prove it's a lie
00:14:11how can i if the girl i was really with won't answer my calls
00:14:16wait
00:14:17there must be security camera footage proving that i didn't go in the room with that prostitute
00:14:23yes
00:14:23yes of course
00:14:25we'll get that hotel security camera footage
00:14:27ASAP
00:14:35we'll get that footage and prove you weren't with a prostitute
00:14:37and maybe
00:14:38we'll see the woman i was really with last night too
00:14:40we'll see who she was with
00:14:46you're on your phone
00:14:48again
00:14:49go get me a muffin
00:14:51cinnamon raisin
00:14:52no raisins
00:14:53and make sure it's gluten free
00:14:55i was just calling in your order
00:14:57no
00:14:57actually
00:15:01stephanie
00:15:01this is um sarah
00:15:03we met
00:15:04i remember you
00:15:05what's up girl
00:15:06um
00:15:07is there any way you could access the hotel footage from last night from
00:15:11floor 28
00:15:12and delete it
00:15:13where's my muffin
00:15:15intern
00:15:15i'm still placing the order
00:15:18delete the footage
00:15:20may i ask why
00:15:21i know it's a lot to ask
00:15:22i'll explain later but it's an emergency
00:15:25us working class girls gotta look out for each other right
00:15:27staff in the security room is my friend i got it
00:15:31thank you thank you thank you
00:15:33my people are arriving at the hotel we'll have that footage in no time
00:15:37come on stephanie delete that footage fast or i'm in trouble
00:15:43hey
00:15:44sarah right
00:15:45sorry i haven't had a chance to get to talk to you
00:15:47it's been a crazy day
00:15:48that's okay
00:15:49i swear it's not usually like this
00:15:51but i would love to hear your position on my campaign platform
00:15:55don't waste your time talking to an unqualified corn growing intern
00:16:00who doesn't know the first thing about politics
00:16:02senator hustler's all about the politics of anger but tofer isn't
00:16:05he doesn't name call or put people down so you shouldn't either
00:16:08and for the last time my family grows brussels sprouts
00:16:13bravo
00:16:13bravo
00:16:14that's the right attitude
00:16:17think about learning some tips from her
00:16:19she's a lot smarter than you gave her credit for
00:16:22what
00:16:23but
00:16:24she's
00:16:27i would love
00:16:28to get to know you
00:16:31sir
00:16:32our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage
00:16:38don't worry sir
00:16:40we're gonna figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage
00:16:42any second now
00:16:43go ahead
00:16:46what
00:16:47the footage was deleted
00:16:49phew
00:16:49with the footage gone
00:16:51no one will find out we slept together
00:16:53not even him
00:16:54i'm in the clear
00:16:55i'll figure out
00:16:56something to
00:16:58disprove the senator's lies sir
00:17:01speaking of
00:17:02me
00:17:04have you
00:17:05decided who you want to be your assistant
00:17:08god he's so hot
00:17:10but i need to keep my distance and make sure nothing else happens between us
00:17:16no
00:17:18sir
00:17:18she
00:17:19she's unqualified
00:17:22she doesn't know anything about politics
00:17:24she's
00:17:24nobody
00:17:26this is her last day
00:17:28actually
00:17:29she's exactly
00:17:30what i need
00:17:31oh no
00:17:32not me
00:17:33you're my new assistant sarah
00:17:36be ready
00:17:36we're gonna be spending a lot more time together
00:17:41so much for staying away from him
00:17:44you little hick
00:17:48how did you get him to promote you over me
00:17:54the candidates schedule on speeches for the upcoming week
00:17:56policy positions
00:17:58memorize all of it
00:17:59there's a false rumor going around
00:18:01that the candidates slept with a prostitute
00:18:04if anyone finds out that he is intimate with an intern
00:18:07it's game over for all of us
00:18:09so
00:18:10keep it professional
00:18:11i believe in this campaign i won't jeopardize it
00:18:15that's why i stole the footage
00:18:16because you accidentally slept with your senate candidate boss
00:18:20i didn't know that it was him
00:18:22and he thought i was just some rich snob lady
00:18:25oh my god
00:18:26you like him
00:18:28i get it
00:18:29he's freaking hot and successful
00:18:31i know
00:18:33but
00:18:34he doesn't know that it was me
00:18:36and if word ever got out that he slept with his angel
00:18:39don't worry
00:18:40the footage is gone
00:18:42and your hot little secret's safe
00:18:45crisis averted
00:18:47my opponent
00:18:48Christopher Stinnett
00:18:49is a lying scandal
00:18:51in this election
00:18:52i will prove it
00:18:53vote for me
00:18:55what the hell is he talking about
00:18:57he's just making up this story about the candidate sleeping with a hooker last night
00:19:01what? he called you a hooker?
00:19:03no, not me
00:19:04but he has this photo of a woman in a red dress leaning on Topher
00:19:10and it's all a lie
00:19:11he's just framing him
00:19:12i actually saw your boss last night with a woman in a red dress
00:19:17what?
00:19:18i was there
00:19:19and he definitely didn't take that woman to his room
00:19:22you were the only one
00:19:25stop
00:19:25i will
00:19:27after you give me all the dirty little details
00:19:37just avoid being alone with Topher
00:19:42he's in his office, go on in
00:19:43oh no, i don't want to interrupt
00:19:53morning sir, your coffee
00:19:55sarah
00:19:56please call me Topher
00:20:00ah
00:20:01just what i needed
00:20:03well
00:20:04i want to give you what you need
00:20:07it's my job as your assistant
00:20:09may i say
00:20:10you're excelling at it
00:20:13you seem nervous
00:20:15i'm not that scary am i?
00:20:17no, i, um
00:20:19senator hustler is just
00:20:22saying you were with the hooker
00:20:24it's a lie
00:20:25it's so frustrating
00:20:27that's what my opponent does
00:20:30he lies
00:20:32but do you know why we're gonna win?
00:20:35because we have the truth on our side, don't we Sarah?
00:20:38the prostitute's story won't hold up because
00:20:41it isn't true
00:20:43so all we have to do is just
00:20:44smile
00:20:46take a breath
00:20:48and it's okay
00:20:51perfect
00:20:52just like that
00:20:58what are you doing here, farm girl?
00:21:01the hooker story isn't going away
00:21:03senator hustler is about to give a press conference attacking you
00:21:07but there's no proof
00:21:08politics isn't about proof, intern
00:21:09it's about stories, okay?
00:21:12and the senator's telling a pretty juicy one
00:21:15whoever deleted that security camera footage really screwed us
00:21:18the senator is lying
00:21:21let's go confront him
00:21:22i'll do it myself
00:21:23no, sir
00:21:24it's politically dangerous
00:21:25i'm not worried
00:21:27let's go confront the senator
00:21:29and put this nonsense story behind us
00:21:32and put this nonsense story behind us
00:21:35yeah
00:21:36make the bully say his lies right to your face
00:21:39let the adults take it from here, farm girl
00:21:42i'll let you know
00:21:43if the candidate needs another coffee
00:21:45wait
00:21:45sir
00:21:46we gotta go
00:21:47now
00:21:48i think Sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp
00:21:50i'm not forgetting about her
00:21:53come on
00:21:54i want you with me
00:22:04stennett
00:22:05i might be careful
00:22:05stennett is a liar
00:22:05who couldn't be trusted
00:22:07he slept
00:22:09with a hooker
00:22:18excuse me senator you're gonna lie about me say to my face oh the immoral man who slept with hook
00:22:28has arrived i did no such thing the photo in the elevator is not proof senator
00:22:33why don't you should mention proof because it's showtime bring in the hooker
00:22:42you screwed up this horned dog christopher stinnett pays yours truly for sex
00:22:53she's lying i didn't sleep with her i was with someone else well we can't prove it
00:22:58damn it i deleted the footage that would prove it
00:23:01i gotta do something where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her
00:23:05would you excuse me for a minute get out intern let the grown-ups work
00:23:12christopher what do you have to say now you shameless sex creep she didn't sleep with me
00:23:18she drugged me that's a lie you were sober didn't even need viagra baby
00:23:27likely stories damn it admit it admit you paid for sex i don't lie to the public
00:23:35unlike you senator i'm honest
00:23:37oh baby i know you can't forget all the nasty things you did in bed
00:23:44boy you better say what little dignity you have left and drop out of the race
00:23:50i'm fighting for working people i'm not giving up especially not because of a lie
00:24:02i don't know you stop oh come on you know me i like that big booty last night slap it
00:24:10again
00:24:11absolutely not that's a lie oh we can see it all now topa you have been exposed as a dnc
00:24:20dirty sex creep
00:24:21now drop out of the race now
00:24:26not so fast
00:24:32it's you
00:24:34who the hell are you bitch
00:24:42you didn't sleep with him last night i did and i can prove it
00:24:48you didn't sleep with him that night i did and i've got the proof
00:24:52who the hell are you blondie you're lying
00:24:55are you sure about that
00:24:58who the hell is this get her out of here
00:25:01this is my event no i know her she works at the hotel she saw everything
00:25:07that's right i was on duty that night and i saw that woman try to seduce mr stennett in the
00:25:13hallway but she failed
00:25:15he pushed her off and went into his room and she headed to the elevator
00:25:18stennett
00:25:19how much did you pay so random made to testify for you
00:25:24i told the truth and your photos can prove i was there
00:25:31look there i am in your photos drugging a man is a felony so the question is why did you
00:25:39do it
00:25:39and why are you lying about sleeping with him
00:25:44this wasn't part of the deal
00:25:46shut up candy
00:25:47gee senator for such a moral family values man why are you on a first name basis with a sex
00:25:53worker
00:25:57screw you i'm out of here
00:25:59you get your ass back
00:26:06is it true mr stennett you spent the night with this woman you slept with a random stranger
00:26:10i can't let his campaign fail because of me i have to do something
00:26:15i want to help you save your campaign but i need you to trust me
00:26:19ok
00:26:28random stranger
00:26:29well i'm hardly a stranger to tophar
00:26:32my name is beth
00:26:34i'm his fiancee
00:26:37my name is beth
00:26:39i'm his fiancee
00:26:43beth
00:26:43who are you where where are you from what's your last name
00:26:46beth is a wealthy heiress
00:26:49she's a private person
00:26:51i'm running it for office not her
00:26:52thank you all
00:27:01hell yes we just dodged a scandals to her
00:27:03beth you saved mine
00:27:04where the hell is sarah
00:27:05if that intern abandoned her post again we need to finally fire her
00:27:10you're engaged now as beth
00:27:13i didn't know what to do i didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed
00:27:18i mean that was terrifying i can't do it again i thought my heart was gonna explode
00:27:23but it's sexy
00:27:25and don't worry the election's in a week you won't have to do it again you're fine
00:27:29you snuck off to be with the filthy hotel mates
00:27:31this filthy hotel mate just saved your boss's ass bitch
00:27:36there you are did you see it
00:27:37i did see it sir it was great
00:27:39no you didn't
00:27:41you weren't even there
00:27:42you're lucky the real campaign staff like me managed to bring beth and the hotel mate to be
00:27:47fix it
00:27:49tophar just fire her already
00:27:51what no why would you fire me i'm the one who set it up i called beth
00:27:55i mean i didn't i i actually did
00:27:59sarah
00:28:00if you're the one who called beth
00:28:01you just saved my ass
00:28:04what sarah's lying she
00:28:06she didn't
00:28:07no i did
00:28:08i did it to help mr stinnett
00:28:10to help tophar
00:28:12she just brought my campaign back from the dead
00:28:24i had it all planned
00:28:28we catch did it
00:28:29with the hooker i hired
00:28:31and that damn rich
00:28:33blonde bitch ruin it
00:28:36oh
00:28:37bobby loves that
00:28:38i want her
00:28:40investigated
00:28:41and deep fucking destroyed
00:28:43destroyed
00:28:44sir i can't find any information on her
00:28:46it's like beth just she just doesn't exist
00:28:49that's not impossible
00:28:51she
00:28:53you're right bobby boy
00:28:56she doesn't exist
00:28:59danny tell him the good news
00:29:01we're back in a close race
00:29:02if we keep fighting and avoid scandals
00:29:04we can win this election
00:29:07and
00:29:08and
00:29:09it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiancee beth
00:29:11we all owe a huge thanks
00:29:14to the best campaign intern
00:29:16and assistant
00:29:17i could have ever asked for
00:29:19when this campaign ship was sinking
00:29:21you helped to keep afloat
00:29:23it was nothing
00:29:24really
00:29:26sarah saved us all
00:29:27i need to get him alone to turn him against the farm bitch
00:29:30alright everyone back to work
00:29:32tomber
00:29:34sir
00:29:35can i talk to you for a second
00:29:38really sarah
00:29:39you saved me
00:29:41and i'll never forget it
00:29:42i want to personally thank you
00:29:44topher
00:29:46senator hesler is claiming that
00:29:47your fiancee beth is
00:29:48some actress that you hired
00:29:51he's saying that it's all just a giant lie
00:29:52we have to get beth in a public interview
00:29:55damn
00:29:57beth is a mysterious woman
00:29:59i don't know if she'll want to go out publicly but
00:30:01i'll call her and give her a try
00:30:10she's not picking up
00:30:12sarah you've tried to get beth before
00:30:13can you try to call her again
00:30:16sarah you've tried to get beth before
00:30:17can you try to call her again
00:30:19sarah please call her right now
00:30:21no i can't pretend to be beth again
00:30:23it's too risky
00:30:24i'll do my best
00:30:24she's useless
00:30:25i told you
00:30:27she doesn't even know beth
00:30:29no time topher
00:30:30we need to get beth involved publicly
00:30:32asap
00:30:32give us beth's number
00:30:34we'll track her location
00:30:36drag her ass here
00:30:37no
00:30:39i'm not gonna treat beth like that
00:30:40i'm here to protect her
00:30:42even if it hurts my campaign
00:30:43it won't just hurt our campaign
00:30:46it'll destroy it
00:30:47this isn't your campaign rebecca
00:30:50it's mine
00:30:52and you work for me
00:31:02what are you smiling at farm girl
00:31:05i'm smiling because
00:31:07topher put your ego in its place
00:31:09you bitch
00:31:11i don't know how
00:31:13but i know that the scandal with beth and the prostitute is somehow your fault
00:31:18it's my fault
00:31:19i'm the one who called beth to the event and saved us
00:31:22you're such a liar
00:31:24beth is a beautiful
00:31:26classy rich woman
00:31:29you
00:31:30are a
00:31:31poor
00:31:32dirty farm girl
00:31:34you don't know beth
00:31:36and when the candidate finds out
00:31:38that you lied about it
00:31:40i'll make sure he fires you
00:31:45it can't be beth in public
00:31:47it's too risky
00:31:49but what if topher loses the campaign
00:31:52i cannot ruin his career
00:31:55the center is telling the media that
00:31:57that isn't real
00:31:58we need her
00:31:59she didn't pick up the phone
00:32:01sarah where's sarah
00:32:02she said she could contact beth
00:32:04as if
00:32:08think about it
00:32:09how does a poor intern who just arrived off the bus from the cornfield
00:32:13know a beautiful wealthy city heiress
00:32:16i wonder that too
00:32:18if she can't get beth to come today
00:32:20fire her
00:32:21for lying
00:32:22i'll fire her if she lied to us
00:32:25beth
00:32:31hi i'm rebecca
00:32:33it's so great to meet you
00:32:34may i call you beth
00:32:37topher
00:32:37i wasn't sure if i should come but sarah convinced me to
00:32:40i knew sarah would come through
00:32:43topher
00:32:44i hope you understand why i've been distant
00:32:46you're running a campaign
00:32:48and i'm a private person
00:32:50i don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with
00:32:52we need her
00:32:54the senator is telling the world that she doesn't exist
00:32:57unless you do a joint tv interview
00:32:59this scandal will ruin our campaign
00:33:01you need me
00:33:04on live tv
00:33:05i can't do it
00:33:07i won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the camera
00:33:10it would be a disaster
00:33:12beth
00:33:12it's your choice
00:33:13this is all sarah's fault
00:33:16by the way where is that dirty farm girl
00:33:19she's late
00:33:21screw it
00:33:22i have to fire her
00:33:23enough rebecca
00:33:25i don't like the way you talk about sarah
00:33:27she may just be a working class girl from a farm
00:33:30but she's a hard worker
00:33:32not some worthless nepo baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth like you
00:33:36excuse me i-
00:33:37you heard what i said
00:33:38back off
00:33:40and that's a good lesson for rebecca to learn
00:33:42i'm sorry to ask
00:33:44but i need you
00:33:48topher
00:33:50if it helps your candidacy
00:33:52i will do the interview
00:33:53yeah i'll script the whole thing
00:33:55tell you exactly what to say on tv
00:33:56this interview will save my campaign
00:33:59or if i don't handle it perfectly
00:34:01i'll be exposed
00:34:03and you'll lose the election in a landslide
00:34:05well i've got a meeting scheduled so i must go but
00:34:08see you then
00:34:09see
00:34:11where is she always running off to
00:34:15okay i have all our lines memorized
00:34:18me too
00:34:18i mean i helped beth
00:34:20memorize everything
00:34:22good but
00:34:22with the interview soon where's beth
00:34:24mr stinnett
00:34:25is your fiance here yet we're live in five minutes
00:34:28any second now
00:34:31i'm gonna go to the bathroom
00:34:34not so fast fun girl
00:34:36did you gossip about me with beth
00:34:38you shameless bitch
00:34:40you're trying to sabotage me with the candidate
00:34:43no
00:34:44rebecca i don't have time to argue with you
00:34:46i just need to use the ladies for the inn
00:34:49this isn't your corn farm you can't just go pee in the dirt whenever you feel like it
00:34:53you're not going anywhere
00:34:54we're live in four minutes
00:34:56if beth isn't here by then i'm reporting that your fiancee ditched you
00:35:01you'll take the blame farm girl
00:35:02if beth doesn't show it's your fault
00:35:05mr stinnett where is beth
00:35:13you're not going anywhere
00:35:15if beth doesn't show up for the interview you're gonna be here to take the blame
00:35:20you can't sneak away this time
00:35:23becca
00:35:24beth texted me and told me how mean you are to her and sarah
00:35:27what? beth said that?
00:35:30she isn't even here
00:35:31you see sarah is ignorant and dumb
00:35:35sarah is brilliant and perfect
00:35:37and beautiful
00:35:40and she deserves to be here just like anyone else
00:35:42beautiful?
00:35:44i-
00:35:45go fix your attitude rebecca
00:35:49thank you tophar i mean
00:35:51sir
00:35:53do you really think i'm beautiful?
00:35:55i should have said that
00:35:56but yes i do think you're beautiful
00:35:59i barely know beth
00:36:02posing as my fiancee was just to avoid a scandal
00:36:05honestly i'd much rather be on the interview stage with you by my side
00:36:09not her
00:36:11tophar
00:36:12i know
00:36:13we have to worry about the election
00:36:15for one more week i'll pretend to be with beth
00:36:18after that all bets are off
00:36:21three minutes to air
00:36:23where's beth?
00:36:24i'll go get her
00:36:29my name is beth
00:36:30and tophar and i started dating five months ago
00:36:38just breathe
00:36:40if i can herd cattle
00:36:41i can manage a simple tv interview
00:36:44one minute left
00:36:57come on beth
00:36:58let's go and introduce the world on tv
00:37:03okay
00:37:05my campaign manager told me exactly what to say
00:37:08this will be a breeze
00:37:13we meet the mysterious beth
00:37:16fiance of senate candidate and formerly eligible bachelor
00:37:19christopher stinnett
00:37:21tell us beth
00:37:22how did you two meet?
00:37:24okay
00:37:24just have to repeat the lines the campaign script for us
00:37:27well it's been a whirlwind
00:37:29we started dating about five months ago
00:37:31we met at a political event
00:37:34that bar girl bitch intern sarah disappeared again
00:37:37quiet
00:37:37tophar and beth are doing great
00:37:39sarah's the one who got beth here
00:37:41beyond politics
00:37:43what do you love about beth?
00:37:44as a person
00:37:46shit
00:37:46i forgot to write an answer to that question
00:37:49come on tophar
00:37:52should it be a hard question to answer about your own fiance
00:37:55what do you love about beth?
00:37:58should it be a hard question to answer about your own fiance
00:38:01what do you love about beth?
00:38:03my fiance is so modest
00:38:05we're not used to being in public together
00:38:08you can answer
00:38:09i won't be embarrassed
00:38:10i don't know anything about beth
00:38:13i need to think about someone i know and have actual feelings for
00:38:16where's sarah?
00:38:19mr stinnett
00:38:22what do i love about her?
00:38:24she has an upbeat and optimistic personality
00:38:28she's charming and funny
00:38:30but passionate about the things we both care about
00:38:34she's beautiful
00:38:36and humble
00:38:38sarah is
00:38:39you're talking about me?
00:38:40sarah
00:38:40the real me?
00:38:41did i say sarah?
00:38:43sarah's my middle name
00:38:45that's right
00:38:46beth sarah
00:38:47of course i was talking about beth
00:38:50my fiance
00:38:51well same question for you beth
00:38:53we know christopher the politician
00:38:56tell us what you love about the man
00:39:05beth is a private person
00:39:06i don't want to put her on the spot
00:39:08well this is a public tv interview
00:39:10it's expected that she'll talk about your relationship
00:39:12no i don't think she has to
00:39:15no i don't mind
00:39:16what do i love about tofer?
00:39:20there's something special about him
00:39:22yes he is successful and handsome
00:39:28powerful
00:39:30but
00:39:30unlike other men like that
00:39:32he's also kind
00:39:34he has a big heart
00:39:37he sees people for who they are
00:39:40regardless of
00:39:41wealth or status
00:39:43he respects and listens to everyone
00:39:47even his interns
00:39:50he makes them feel good
00:39:53we have a surprise
00:39:54mr senate's opponent in this election
00:39:56senator hesler
00:39:57is called into our program
00:39:59senator welcome
00:40:01this is an interview between myself and my fiance
00:40:03we didn't discuss having my opponent
00:40:05what's the matter boy?
00:40:06on
00:40:07afraid to speak to me?
00:40:09in front of the voters?
00:40:12no
00:40:13of course not
00:40:14welcome senator hesler
00:40:16do you have a question for your opponent
00:40:18or for his fiancee beth?
00:40:20i do
00:40:21it's funny
00:40:22beth claims to be an heir
00:40:23as a political donor
00:40:24but
00:40:24i've been in politics a long time
00:40:26and neither i nor anyone i know
00:40:29has ever heard of her
00:40:31she's a private person senator
00:40:32i want the opportunity to meet her in person
00:40:36politics can be so nasty
00:40:39but let's have a night where it isn't
00:40:42there is a non-partisan
00:40:44charity fundraiser tomorrow night
00:40:46i'll be there
00:40:47bring your fiancee beth along
00:40:49i have been
00:40:50i've never been to a black tie event before
00:40:52the senator will expose me
00:40:54unless you're afraid to be together in public
00:40:57of course not
00:40:59beth will join me
00:41:03absolutely
00:41:13how am i gonna pull this off? i have never been to a black tie event
00:41:16it'll be fun
00:41:18the booze is free
00:41:20i'm excited to go out with him
00:41:22but not as beth
00:41:23i won't know how to act
00:41:24i mean do i put my pinky out when i'm sipping champagne?
00:41:28only if you're the queen of england
00:41:29or something
00:41:30you will be fine
00:41:31what are you so worried about?
00:41:33i just don't want to hurt topher
00:41:35or his campaign
00:41:36wow
00:41:37you've got a bad form, huh?
00:41:40a knight on the arm of your handsome crush
00:41:42and you get to dress up
00:41:44and eat caviar
00:41:46and finally see how the other half lives
00:41:48i'm jealous
00:41:50you're gonna need a fancy dress
00:41:55yes
00:41:56are you serious?
00:41:57good thing i swiped this from the dry cleaner at the hotel
00:41:59a rich guest left it
00:42:01i got you covered
00:42:17that's the one
00:42:18topher, darling, another glass of champagne
00:42:20yes, girl
00:42:22make him work for it
00:42:23you think he'll like it?
00:42:24like it?
00:42:25he'll be drooling
00:42:28sarah!
00:42:29it's me, Topher
00:42:29i know it's late, but i need to see you
00:42:31he's here to see me?
00:42:34but he can't see me like this
00:42:37sarah, the most eligible bachelor in the state
00:42:40is outside your door looking for you
00:42:44no, Topher, hold on, please
00:42:46he can't see me as beth
00:42:49so i just need you to go distract him
00:42:52i brought you something
00:42:53i'll just leave it outside for you here
00:42:58i'll see you tomorrow, sarah
00:43:00just one second, oh
00:43:03what has gotten into you?
00:43:04i'm in, but distract him
00:43:06okay
00:43:09sarah, oh
00:43:11hi, uh, you're from the hotel
00:43:13Stephanie, right?
00:43:14yes, yes
00:43:15sarah will be out in a second
00:43:17i was just leaving
00:43:19have fun, you two
00:43:25what was that?
00:43:26is everything okay?
00:43:31wow
00:43:31i told you it'd be done in a second
00:43:34i heard a crash, i thought you might be hurt
00:43:39what are you doing here?
00:43:40i, uh
00:43:42i could make something up
00:43:43and say i needed help with a draft of my speech
00:43:46but i don't
00:43:48i came here to see you
00:43:51i'm very thankful for all the help you've done
00:43:54with my campaign
00:43:56Beth wouldn't have done that interview if you hadn't convinced her
00:43:58you were pretty convincing all on your own
00:44:01i wish i could say what i came here to say
00:44:04but i have a fake fiance
00:44:07and after the election when there's no
00:44:09worries about scandal
00:44:11let's revisit this conversation
00:44:13okay
00:44:16good luck at the event tomorrow
00:44:17i won't need luck if you're there
00:44:21it's a black tie
00:44:22i thought you might need something to wear
00:44:31tofur, this is gorgeous
00:44:35but i shouldn't be there as your intern
00:44:38you're my assistant
00:44:40i need you there with me
00:44:41i want to thank you and beth together
00:44:45goodnight sarah
00:44:46okay
00:44:49and beth
00:44:50in the same room
00:44:57okay piece of cake
00:44:58just have to be two people in the same place tonight
00:45:01sarah, the campaign intern
00:45:03and beth, the heiress's fiancee
00:45:05dumb hick
00:45:06where were you when they did the interview yesterday
00:45:09you snuck away again
00:45:10i don't know what you're talking about rebecca
00:45:12but didn't the candidate talk to you about being nicer to me
00:45:16nice
00:45:17how the hell am i supposed to be nice to a poor farm girl
00:45:21look at this knockoff dress
00:45:22let me see this cheap
00:45:24it isn't cheap, so don't touch it
00:45:27too poor to remove the price tag?
00:45:29how the hell did you afford a designer dress?
00:45:33we are days out from an election and you're stealing?
00:45:37if anyone finds out, it'll be a scandal
00:45:39i didn't steal it, it was a gift
00:45:41ha ha, from who?
00:45:43special man in my life
00:45:46what, do you think you're cinderella?
00:45:48get lost, intern
00:45:49he's coming over to talk to me about how hot i look
00:45:53looking very handsome tonight, sir
00:45:56should we get a drink and do some political strategizing?
00:46:01wow, sarah, you look beautiful
00:46:05excuse me, she stole that dress
00:46:09she stole that dress
00:46:10it's not stealing if it's a gift
00:46:15what?
00:46:17who in their right mind would buy a farm girl designer?
00:46:21am i not in my right mind?
00:46:23i bought it for sarah
00:46:25what?
00:46:37looky, looky, the sex creep candidate
00:46:41flirting with the poor young intern behind his fiance's back
00:46:48and speaking of your fiance
00:46:49i'm gonna go change into bath, Topher
00:46:51just hang on
00:46:52where is she?
00:46:53your concern for my personal life is touching, senator
00:46:56my fiance will be right here
00:46:58isn't that right?
00:47:02Mr. Stinnock, where's your lovely fiance?
00:47:06yes, and when exactly are you gonna be marrying that pretty girl?
00:47:09yeah, Topher
00:47:11where is she?
00:47:13if your woman isn't here in five seconds
00:47:16you will be destroyed, i'm telling you
00:47:28darling
00:47:29is this cranky old man bothering you?
00:47:32only a little, darling fiance
00:47:34shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:41i have been dying to meet you, Beth
00:47:47i think you're a fraud
00:47:50and i'm gonna be watching you all night long
00:47:53like a hawk
00:47:54oh shit, what am i supposed to do during a five course meal?
00:47:58why are there so many forks and spoons?
00:48:01ladies and gentlemen
00:48:02as your senator, i am proud to be raising money for
00:48:08for
00:48:09my bobby boy
00:48:11on the family community council
00:48:12yes, family values
00:48:15which my opponent, Stinnock, has none of
00:48:19first a prostitute
00:48:21and then a sudden fiance
00:48:23we know nothing about
00:48:26senator
00:48:27this isn't a political event
00:48:29it's charity
00:48:31leave the nasty politics aside for the night
00:48:36i'm sorry i have to sit without the night
00:48:39it's okay
00:48:39just pluck my nose when i'm around
00:48:43smart
00:48:43his odors legendary
00:48:47Beth!
00:48:49you're an heiress
00:48:51and a political donor
00:48:54hmm
00:48:54funny
00:48:56politics is such a small world after all
00:49:00and i have never seen or heard of you until now
00:49:03it's funny
00:49:05i hadn't heard of you either
00:49:07until you started attacking the rights of women and working people
00:49:10a wealthy heiress who doesn't know basic banquet table etiquette
00:49:16huh
00:49:18Beth, are you alright?
00:49:21of course she knows
00:49:24it's the fork
00:49:24don't coach her, Stinnock
00:49:26a rich heiress who doesn't know
00:49:29which is the salad fork
00:49:31what else are you hiding?
00:49:34senator, these elitist banquets are a little pretentious
00:49:38i may be rich but
00:49:41in my heart i'm working class
00:49:43the kind of people who don't give a damn much fork to use
00:49:48like Christopher
00:49:51i support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people
00:49:54not the elites like you are, senator
00:49:57ha ha ha
00:49:58nice try girl
00:50:00my name is Beth
00:50:01not girl
00:50:03i'm an independent woman who thinks for myself
00:50:05the kind of women you fear
00:50:07because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office this election
00:50:12damn Beth, well played
00:50:14this is outrageous
00:50:17this is a charity event
00:50:19this is not a woman's right
00:50:21feminist Nazi gathering
00:50:24if you're so rich
00:50:27where did you get your money?
00:50:28i want to see your taxes
00:50:29i want to see your birth certificate
00:50:31and i demand
00:50:33to know anything
00:50:35lady
00:50:36is done with your sexist interrogation, senator
00:50:41come on my lady
00:50:42let's dance
00:50:48sorry
00:50:49i know this is one you signed up for but
00:50:51i really appreciate it
00:50:52it's okay
00:50:54i'm having fun with you
00:51:01is something wrong?
00:51:03i'm sorry Beth
00:51:05i really appreciate you signed up to be my fake fiancee in order to save my campaign but
00:51:09i had my heart set on someone else
00:51:12someone i have really real feelings for
00:51:14maybe even love
00:51:16who is it?
00:51:18i shouldn't act on it because it would be a scandal
00:51:20the senator and press would devour me
00:51:23because she's my intern
00:51:25i think i'm in love with my assistant Sarah
00:51:29really?
00:51:35oh my god
00:51:36he loves me
00:51:36what?
00:51:37should i tell him i feel the same way?
00:51:41well
00:51:42i know Sarah
00:51:44and i'm certain that she feels the same about you
00:51:48that's the best news i've ever heard
00:51:49do you know where Sarah is?
00:51:51i need to talk to her
00:51:51i want to talk to you
00:51:52um
00:51:54she wants to talk to you too
00:51:58she'll meet you in your office after this event
00:52:01perfect
00:52:02thank you Beth
00:52:06i'm sorry
00:52:14he loves me
00:52:15he loves me
00:52:17but how will he react when i tell him i've been pretending to be Beth?
00:52:21will he hate me for it?
00:52:24Sarah
00:52:26i need to see you
00:52:28me too
00:52:28Topher i need to tell you something
00:52:30it's something that i've been meaning to tell you for a long time
00:52:35not now guys
00:52:36yes now the intern can wait
00:52:38uh what is the intern doing here lonely with you?
00:52:41Sarah and i need a few minutes alone to speak
00:52:43just give us a few minutes
00:52:44this is important
00:52:45a lot more important than whatever you need to talk to some farm girl intern about
00:52:49you're rising fast in the polls and it's days before the election
00:52:52you're tied with Senator Hessler
00:52:53it's all thanks to your relationship with Beth
00:52:55people love her
00:52:57she's our secret weapon
00:52:59seriously?
00:53:00people love me
00:53:01but not the real me
00:53:03the rich blonde they've been pretending to be
00:53:06politics is so ridiculous
00:53:08i see
00:53:09it's good news
00:53:10just give us a few minutes to talk
00:53:11no time
00:53:12we have to do a press conference to keep the momentum going
00:53:18wait
00:53:19we're not doing any press conferences i'll have a moment alone with Sarah
00:53:22now
00:53:24jesus get your priorities straight
00:53:25what could you possibly need to talk to her about now?
00:53:28what could you possibly need to talk to her about now?
00:53:36Sarah, i've been dying to get you alone for a moment
00:53:39to you Topher
00:53:39i know it's dangerous and scandalous but
00:53:42i need to tell you that i
00:53:43i need to tell you that i
00:53:56you're Beth
00:53:58it's you
00:54:00it's you
00:54:02you're Beth
00:54:03Topher i wanted to tell you but i
00:54:05Sarah
00:54:05Beth
00:54:07whoever you are
00:54:08why?
00:54:09i had hardly left the farm my entire life before i came here
00:54:13but i came here because of you
00:54:15because i believed in your campaign
00:54:17you inspired me
00:54:18that doesn't explain why you pretended to be a socialite
00:54:21i wasn't pretending i was just having fun
00:54:23i didn't know it was you that night but
00:54:26then
00:54:27then we had that night together
00:54:30a beautiful, magical night
00:54:35then i came to the office
00:54:36and you walked in
00:54:38and i knew that if anyone found out
00:54:41you weren't sleeping with your intern
00:54:43it would ruin my campaign
00:54:45i had to protect you Topher
00:54:48so i pretended to be Beth
00:54:52say something Topher
00:54:54please
00:54:56i have feelings for you Sarah
00:54:59i can't
00:55:00if anyone found out
00:55:02Senator Hessler
00:55:03used this information to destroy you
00:55:05it would ruin both of us
00:55:07i'm willing to take that risk
00:55:09but i can't
00:55:12i believe in you
00:55:14your campaign is too important
00:55:16i can't jeopardize it
00:55:18i love you
00:55:19no
00:55:20now if he gets intimate with his assistant
00:55:23it's game over for all of us
00:55:25so keep it professional
00:55:27please
00:55:47don't
00:55:50what the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly
00:55:52nothing it's none of your business
00:55:58you're so important to him
00:56:02this is his speech
00:56:04make yourself useful
00:56:05and give it to him
00:56:07now
00:56:10hurry
00:56:14now you'll be fired
00:56:16now you'll be fired
00:56:16hick
00:56:26it's just your speech
00:56:34thank you all for coming tonight
00:56:35i'm here to talk about an urgent issue
00:56:57thank you all for coming tonight
00:56:59you know
00:57:01i could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech
00:57:03like most politicians
00:57:06but i'm a different candidate
00:57:09so why don't we flip the script
00:57:11you ask me any question
00:57:13and i will answer
00:57:16any questions?
00:57:23this is a serious campaign to defeat an evil senator
00:57:28but how am i supposed to win
00:57:29if my own staff is sabotaging me with a blank speech
00:57:33who gave him the speech?
00:57:35who?
00:57:37farm girl did it
00:57:38i saw her give the speech to him
00:57:41no that's not true
00:57:42so you didn't give him the papers
00:57:44no!
00:57:44yes i did give him the papers
00:57:46are you trying to sabotage us?
00:57:49are you working for senator Hessler?
00:57:51i didn't do this
00:57:53we have to fire her
00:57:54that's right
00:57:54fire the incompetent
00:57:59Rebecca gave me the papers and told me to give them to him
00:58:03you pathetic lying hick
00:58:06i'm not a liar
00:58:07and stop calling me a hick
00:58:09enough
00:58:11i can't believe that sarah would do this
00:58:15she's a good person i want her to stick around no matter what
00:58:17she gave you the papers
00:58:19there's one easy way to prove this
00:58:22check the printer id
00:58:24see who's printing out these pages
00:58:25what? but sarah did it
00:58:27she did it
00:58:29case closed
00:58:30the end fire her
00:58:32case is closed Rebecca
00:58:34your id code was used to print the pages out
00:58:38no i
00:58:40it's not what it looks like
00:58:42this is your final warning
00:58:44you do one more thing to ruin my campaign
00:58:46or demean sarah one more time
00:58:49and you're fired
00:58:52i need to speak with you
00:58:53alone
00:58:54Topher
00:58:55mr stinnett
00:58:57i can't
00:58:59i won't be the reason you lose the election so
00:59:03it's a cute profession
00:59:05wait sarah
00:59:06sir
00:59:09you're needed in the film studio for your final campaign ad
00:59:12forget about the intern
00:59:14we need to go
00:59:15now
00:59:16i'm only going if sarah goes
00:59:22why
00:59:24senator hesler's
00:59:25reckless
00:59:26i
00:59:27i mean radical ideas
00:59:30cut
00:59:32Topher what's going on
00:59:33i'm fine let's just go for another take
00:59:35what the hell did you do for him girl
00:59:37what did you say to him in his office
00:59:39for once in your life Rebecca just leave me alone
00:59:42leave you alone
00:59:43i don't know what you did
00:59:45but i know that this is somehow your fault
00:59:47you screwed with the candidate's mind and now he's going to lose
00:59:50no i only want him to win
00:59:53whatever you're doing you're doing a terrible job
00:59:56idiot
00:59:57action
00:59:58i'm christopher stinnett
00:59:59vote for me stinnett
01:00:01senate
01:00:02vote for the senate
01:00:03and i'm here to talk about
01:00:07love
01:00:08love
01:00:09cut cut
01:00:11Topher what's going on
01:00:16why are you looking at an
01:00:18an intern
01:00:21stinnett
01:00:22i'm here i just want to see you do your best
01:00:25i know you can win this so
01:00:28let's see it
01:00:29let's go
01:00:30again another take
01:00:35senator hesler runs on fear and hatred
01:00:39i'm a different kind of candidate
01:00:40i believe everyone deserves respect and admiration
01:00:44whether you're a high powered ceo or a working girl on a farm
01:00:47i believe that everyone should follow their heart and their passions
01:00:51whether it's popular or not
01:00:54love conquers hate
01:00:55and love is worth taking risks for
01:00:59this election
01:00:59don't let fear control you
01:01:02follow your heart
01:01:02vote for love
01:01:05i'm christopher stinnett
01:01:06and i've proved this message
01:01:09cut
01:01:10that was fantastic
01:01:12bravo
01:01:15what's gotten into you man
01:01:18let's keep filming
01:01:20you can give orders to your intern later
01:01:23i'm tired of later
01:01:23i want to talk now
01:01:27mr stinnett
01:01:28don't call me mr stinnett
01:01:30to you it's just tofer
01:01:34excuse me
01:01:35where are you going
01:01:36that was great sir
01:01:37thank you
01:01:40before you say anything
01:01:43sarah i want you
01:01:45i need you
01:01:47tofer what about the election
01:01:48screw politics
01:01:49you're more important
01:01:51i don't care how it affects the campaign
01:01:53i want to be together
01:01:54for real
01:01:56if you do
01:01:56i want to be together
01:02:26i want to thank you
01:02:46That was so beautiful.
01:02:48Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:02:50For what?
01:02:51You've made me happy.
01:02:52Truly happy.
01:02:54I've been so focused on my career.
01:02:57I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:02:59I feel the same way.
01:03:01When I win, the first thing I'm going to do is let the whole world know you're my girl.
01:03:06You will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:11We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:15Be careful.
01:03:18Ouch.
01:03:20Are you okay?
01:03:22Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:24Don't move.
01:03:27I'm going to let you get hurt again.
01:03:30It's not a big deal.
01:03:34Don't move.
01:03:50I don't care if Susan's together.
01:03:51I'm still your intern.
01:03:53The world still thinks you're engaged to Beth.
01:04:00We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:03Damn.
01:04:04What's going on?
01:04:05Are you having an affair?
01:04:08Is there someone in here?
01:04:10I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:12Get out.
01:04:13This is a political campaign.
01:04:14There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:19Oh, sorry.
01:04:20Beth, I...
01:04:22Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancé.
01:04:24What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:26Can't handle all the candidates' passion in the bedroom?
01:04:28Enough, Rebecca.
01:04:29Get out.
01:04:31I apologize, sir.
01:04:32I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
01:04:35We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:40Did you hear that?
01:04:42It's a few more days without any scandals,
01:04:44and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:04:46I think they called for some celebration.
01:04:48That's it.
01:04:50Where were we?
01:04:56Farm girl, give me a pen, quickly.
01:05:00Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:02Excuse me.
01:05:03No, why would you fire me?
01:05:05I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:06I called Beth.
01:05:07Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come,
01:05:10but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:12Holy shit.
01:05:15Holy shit.
01:05:19You are Beth.
01:05:20Rebecca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:22You lying slut!
01:05:25I don't know how it works on the corn farm,
01:05:28but in the real world,
01:05:29there are consequences.
01:05:31Do you know what this means?
01:05:34A candidate for Senate
01:05:36sleeping with his intern?
01:05:39This will be a huge scandal.
01:05:41Christopher will lose the election.
01:05:44Thank you for the reminder,
01:05:45but no one will know if you don't...
01:05:47How did a dumb,
01:05:49poor farm girl like you
01:05:52seduce the hottest,
01:05:54most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:05:56Did you drug him or something?
01:05:58He should have been mine.
01:06:00Please keep your voice down.
01:06:02What is going on?
01:06:04I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:06I just found out
01:06:07you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:10Not only is it shocking,
01:06:12it'll end your career.
01:06:14I know that you do not care about her,
01:06:17so just dump her now
01:06:19and we'll figure it out.
01:06:20I don't care about her.
01:06:24I love her.
01:06:28I don't care about her.
01:06:32I love her.
01:06:36Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:37What's going on here?
01:06:39Topher, I need your help
01:06:40finalizing this press release.
01:06:41Let's go.
01:06:43He should be mine.
01:06:44You stupid, lying, slutty,
01:06:48corn-growing hick.
01:06:49For the last time,
01:06:50my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:06:53And remember what happened
01:06:54the last time you called me a hick?
01:06:55Topher threatened to fire you.
01:06:58Just think what my boyfriend
01:06:59will do when he finds out.
01:07:02Oh, no.
01:07:04Carp, girl,
01:07:04you should really be more careful.
01:07:12I'm fine.
01:07:13Okay.
01:07:15Did you do this?
01:07:17What?
01:07:19No, of course not.
01:07:21I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:23If the hick says I pushed her,
01:07:25she's lying.
01:07:26I warned you
01:07:27about the name-calling.
01:07:29I will not tolerate
01:07:31members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:32I didn't.
01:07:33Enough!
01:07:35You're fired.
01:07:36What?
01:07:38That stupid bitch lied.
01:07:40No, Topher.
01:07:42You can't fire your senior staff
01:07:43this close to election night.
01:07:45Yes, I can.
01:07:46You evil bitch.
01:07:48I'll make you pay.
01:07:51This is a big mistake.
01:07:56I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:07:59I know, Topher.
01:08:00But aren't you worried
01:08:01now that she knows
01:08:02that she's gonna go and tell
01:08:04Senator Hesler and the media
01:08:05you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:07As long as I can be with you.
01:08:09What?
01:08:10Don't worry.
01:08:11Becca's just jealous.
01:08:13She cares about this campaign
01:08:14too much to destroy it.
01:08:16I don't care about that right now.
01:08:18All I care about is you.
01:08:20Did you mean it?
01:08:22When you said that you loved me.
01:08:25Of course I did.
01:08:27I love you, Sarah.
01:08:30I love you too.
01:08:38Sarah,
01:08:40what do you think about this line
01:08:41for the debate tonight?
01:08:45I like it.
01:08:46Glad you like it.
01:08:52I think that's enough input
01:08:53from the intern.
01:08:56We have an election tomorrow
01:08:57and a debate against Hesler
01:08:59in a couple of hours.
01:09:00No more distractions.
01:09:03Let's go.
01:09:05Come on,
01:09:06get your head in the game.
01:09:07Trust me,
01:09:08I'm all around that.
01:09:10Sarah,
01:09:10would you care to join us?
01:09:11No,
01:09:12Topher,
01:09:12she's not coming.
01:09:13You're engaged to bet.
01:09:15I'm not going to let the media
01:09:16see the lusty ways
01:09:17you look at your intern.
01:09:18She's not coming!
01:09:27When he goes low,
01:09:28you go high.
01:09:30In the debate,
01:09:30I need you to emphasize
01:09:31love over hate.
01:09:33Hey,
01:09:34right here.
01:09:35Get that?
01:09:35Yeah.
01:09:36Where's Sarah?
01:09:47Hi,
01:09:47I'm Sarah
01:09:48from the Christopher Stinnett campaign.
01:09:50He's expecting me.
01:09:51Hello, Sarah.
01:09:52Yes,
01:09:53here you are.
01:09:54Hmm?
01:09:56His campaign manager
01:09:57specifically told me
01:09:58to keep you out.
01:09:59Go away.
01:10:00But...
01:10:09Hi,
01:10:10I'm here
01:10:10for my fiance's interview.
01:10:12My name's...
01:10:12I know you are.
01:10:14You're Beth.
01:10:14Please,
01:10:15go right in.
01:10:16Oh,
01:10:17good luck tonight.
01:10:21Sarah,
01:10:22I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:23You're my good luck,
01:10:24child.
01:10:30Sorry,
01:10:30Beth.
01:10:31Wait,
01:10:32wait.
01:10:33Sarah?
01:10:34You're sleeping
01:10:35with your intern?
01:10:41Oh,
01:10:42my God.
01:10:43Beth doesn't even exist.
01:10:45It's been Sarah
01:10:46this whole time?
01:10:47Calm down.
01:10:48I ordered you
01:10:49not to come here.
01:10:51You're a scandal
01:10:52waiting to happen.
01:10:53We're in love.
01:10:54He wants me
01:10:55at this debate.
01:10:56You stupid.
01:10:57Hey,
01:10:58that's
01:10:58my girl.
01:11:00Your girl?
01:11:01Jesus,
01:11:02it's over.
01:11:02This is a disaster.
01:11:04You've let this
01:11:05little farm girl
01:11:05hijack your entire campaign.
01:11:08Dump her now
01:11:10and kick her out
01:11:11or I'll resign
01:11:12as your campaign manager.
01:11:16Sarah,
01:11:17the election is in two days.
01:11:19I can't do this
01:11:20without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:22Congratulations,
01:11:23Sarah.
01:11:24You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:26What?
01:11:26Your services
01:11:28are no longer needed.
01:11:31Good luck winning
01:11:32without me.
01:11:36Listen.
01:11:38Go out there.
01:11:40Kick some girls,
01:11:41lose them.
01:11:48Hey,
01:11:49warm slut.
01:11:51Becca,
01:11:52Topher fired you.
01:11:53What are you doing?
01:11:54Oh, you didn't hear.
01:11:55I'm working for
01:11:56Senator Hasselman.
01:11:57And I told him everything.
01:12:00How Topher is sleeping
01:12:01with you,
01:12:02his intern.
01:12:05This debate
01:12:06is about to be
01:12:07a bloodbath.
01:12:13I can't believe
01:12:14you defected
01:12:15to the enemy
01:12:16because you hate me
01:12:16that much.
01:12:17You really are
01:12:18so mindless.
01:12:19What are you going
01:12:20to do about it,
01:12:21farm girl?
01:12:22Try and fight me?
01:12:24No.
01:12:25I don't fight.
01:12:27I go to war.
01:12:29We are live
01:12:30for the Senate debate
01:12:31between Senator Hessler
01:12:32and his challenger,
01:12:34Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:37That's a lie,
01:12:38Senator.
01:12:39We saw you
01:12:40fire a gun
01:12:40indoors
01:12:41at a press conference.
01:12:43We all saw the video.
01:12:44What video?
01:12:46If there was
01:12:47a video
01:12:48with an AI fake,
01:12:51you are really
01:12:53getting nasty
01:12:54in the dirt
01:12:56like a farm girl.
01:12:59You and your boyfriend
01:13:00are about to be
01:13:01drowning in scandal.
01:13:03And speaking of
01:13:04farm girls,
01:13:06you have one
01:13:07as your intern,
01:13:08right?
01:13:09Stinnett,
01:13:10are you sleeping
01:13:11with your intern?
01:13:13You are
01:13:15having
01:13:16an unethical,
01:13:18immoral,
01:13:20disgusting,
01:13:22torture,
01:13:23affair
01:13:24with one of your
01:13:24employees,
01:13:25your intern!
01:13:27I...
01:13:28Hang on.
01:13:30No.
01:13:32this.
01:13:37What are you
01:13:38smiling about?
01:13:39Your boyfriend
01:13:40is about to be
01:13:41destroyed.
01:13:43Topher sees the
01:13:44best in people,
01:13:45but on the farm,
01:13:47I learned to
01:13:47trust my gut.
01:13:48I knew you would
01:13:49do something desperate
01:13:50when he fired you.
01:13:52So I prepared
01:13:53for this.
01:13:55You rang,
01:13:56Sarah?
01:13:57How the
01:13:57hell can
01:13:58a maid
01:13:58help you?
01:14:01All you have
01:14:01to do
01:14:02is tell
01:14:02the truth.
01:14:12Candy?
01:14:12I mean,
01:14:13who are you?
01:14:14You've spent
01:14:15your entire campaign
01:14:16mocking and
01:14:17demeaning women.
01:14:18Now it's time
01:14:19for me to give you
01:14:20a taste of your
01:14:20own medicine.
01:14:23Oh, come on,
01:14:24Senator H.
01:14:25You know me.
01:14:27I didn't sleep
01:14:28with your opponent
01:14:30like you paid
01:14:31me to,
01:14:32but I sure
01:14:33did sleep
01:14:33with you,
01:14:34big boy.
01:14:37I am a
01:14:38religious,
01:14:39moral family man
01:14:41and I did not
01:14:42have sex
01:14:43with this woman.
01:14:45I did not have sex
01:14:48I did not have sex
01:14:50I did not have sex
01:14:51with this woman.
01:14:53Now turn that
01:14:54damn thing off.
01:14:55We have a
01:14:56bigger scandal
01:14:57right here.
01:14:58Topher
01:14:59is not only
01:15:00screwing
01:15:00his intern,
01:15:02his fiance
01:15:03isn't real.
01:15:05He lied,
01:15:06he lied,
01:15:07he lied.
01:15:08Christopher's
01:15:08in it.
01:15:09He slept
01:15:10with his intern,
01:15:11then he lied
01:15:12to all of you
01:15:13to pretend
01:15:13that his fiance
01:15:14was a socialite.
01:15:16Ha!
01:15:21I...
01:15:21After we destroy
01:15:22your life tonight,
01:15:23you'll have no choice
01:15:24but to run home
01:15:25to your little corn farm.
01:15:27I...
01:15:28I, I, I, I...
01:15:29You lied!
01:15:30Admit it!
01:15:31And then drop
01:15:32out of this race
01:15:33in disgrace!
01:15:34Fool!
01:15:42You're right.
01:15:44I wasn't honest
01:15:46about my personal life.
01:15:48You all deserve
01:15:49the truth
01:15:50straight from me.
01:15:51Scandal!
01:15:53Godless,
01:15:54unethical,
01:15:55immoral,
01:15:56lying!
01:15:58S-O-B!
01:15:59I did lie.
01:16:01But the difference
01:16:02between us,
01:16:04you lied
01:16:04for cruelty
01:16:05and power.
01:16:07I did it
01:16:08for love.
01:16:11Sarah,
01:16:12I love you
01:16:13and I want
01:16:14everyone to know it.
01:16:15I care more
01:16:16about you
01:16:16than I care
01:16:17about winning
01:16:18this election.
01:16:20Will you please
01:16:21come on to
01:16:21the debate stage
01:16:22with me?
01:16:22He wants me
01:16:23to go on
01:16:24national TV?
01:16:25Don't do it,
01:16:26Hick.
01:16:26I can do this
01:16:27for Topher.
01:16:34What in the hell
01:16:36are you doing?
01:16:37This is a TPD,
01:16:39a televised
01:16:40political debate!
01:16:41You can't bring
01:16:42props!
01:16:42You think all
01:16:43women are objects?
01:16:45Sarah
01:16:46is not
01:16:47a prop
01:16:48to sit here.
01:16:49This is
01:16:50highly irregular.
01:16:51this is cheating.
01:16:52This is
01:16:53rigging the election.
01:16:54And this girl's
01:16:55got no
01:16:55bill!
01:16:56No!
01:16:57My name is
01:16:58Sarah,
01:16:58not girl.
01:17:00You want to
01:17:01talk about
01:17:01rights?
01:17:02You've been
01:17:03fighting to
01:17:04take away
01:17:05women's rights,
01:17:06Senator.
01:17:06You've
01:17:07demeaned and
01:17:07degraded women
01:17:08for far too long.
01:17:10Shut up.
01:17:11Sit down,
01:17:12woman!
01:17:13No.
01:17:14I'm showing
01:17:15you what it's
01:17:15like to
01:17:16finally have
01:17:16a powerful
01:17:17woman stand
01:17:18up to you,
01:17:18you sexist
01:17:20woman.
01:17:21Give him
01:17:22hell, babe.
01:17:23I'm not
01:17:24his intern.
01:17:25I'm his
01:17:26campaign manager.
01:17:29What?
01:17:29When I first
01:17:30met this woman,
01:17:31it was a case
01:17:32of mistaken
01:17:32identity.
01:17:34I didn't know
01:17:35she was my
01:17:35intern,
01:17:36and she didn't
01:17:37know I was
01:17:37her boss.
01:17:38Topher thought
01:17:38I was a
01:17:39socialite named
01:17:40Beth.
01:17:40And because
01:17:41Senator Hessler
01:17:42is a psychopath
01:17:43who was stalking
01:17:45Topher in an
01:17:46attempt to
01:17:46bring him down,
01:17:48I was afraid
01:17:48to create a
01:17:49scandal.
01:17:50So yes,
01:17:51I pretended
01:17:52to be Beth
01:17:53in public.
01:17:54But I didn't
01:17:54fall in love
01:17:55with Beth.
01:17:56I fell in
01:17:57love with
01:17:57Sarah.
01:17:58Some things
01:17:59are more
01:17:59important than
01:18:00elections,
01:18:01than politics.
01:18:03But I love
01:18:04you, Sarah.
01:18:06Win, win
01:18:06or lose,
01:18:07I want to
01:18:08be with you.
01:18:08Oh!
01:18:10OMG, I am
01:18:11so confused.
01:18:12Is it Beth?
01:18:13Is it Sarah?
01:18:14Is it Clark
01:18:14Hand?
01:18:15Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:16Either way,
01:18:17you guys had
01:18:17an illicit affair
01:18:18and you lied
01:18:19about your
01:18:19engagement.
01:18:20For once,
01:18:21Senator,
01:18:22you're right.
01:18:24We're not
01:18:24engaged.
01:18:26But I'm here
01:18:27to correct
01:18:27that.
01:18:37Sarah, I
01:18:38love you.
01:18:39whether I win
01:18:40or lose
01:18:40this election,
01:18:41I don't
01:18:41want to lose
01:18:42you.
01:18:43Will you
01:18:43marry me?
01:18:45Yes,
01:18:45of course
01:18:46I'll marry you.
01:18:52Woo!
01:18:58I will have you
01:19:00criminally
01:19:00investigated.
01:19:02I've done it
01:19:02before.
01:19:03I've stolen
01:19:05so much money
01:19:06from the Senate.
01:19:07I'm a wretch
01:19:08and I'll use
01:19:09this money to
01:19:09destroy you
01:19:10and to bribe
01:19:11prosecutors
01:19:12to investigate
01:19:13you.
01:19:14Ha!
01:19:16No!
01:19:17Senator,
01:19:17stop talking!
01:19:20It's about time
01:19:21you admitted
01:19:21to your crime,
01:19:22Senator.
01:19:23Hey, I didn't mean it.
01:19:26It's all taken
01:19:27out of context.
01:19:28If you see a clip
01:19:29of me
01:19:29on some video
01:19:31admitting crimes,
01:19:32it is a fake
01:19:33AI video
01:19:35of cheap fake
01:19:36fake news.
01:19:37Cut to commercial!
01:19:38No!
01:19:38What?
01:19:50Senator,
01:19:51we can figure
01:19:51this out.
01:19:53Silence,
01:19:53you incompetent
01:19:54woman!
01:19:55Go!
01:19:56Talk to the media!
01:19:58Get them
01:19:59to report
01:20:00spinach
01:20:01scandal!
01:20:02I tried.
01:20:03They don't care.
01:20:04They love him
01:20:05and his
01:20:05farm girl
01:20:07love story.
01:20:07Farm girl?
01:20:08Ooh,
01:20:09that is kind of hot.
01:20:10I can't lose
01:20:11this election!
01:20:12I can't lose
01:20:13Oh,
01:20:14shark!
01:20:15Oh,
01:20:15shark!
01:20:16I've made
01:20:16a huge mistake.
01:20:19She made
01:20:20him a nicer decision.
01:20:22Oh,
01:20:22the volcano's erupting.
01:20:23No matter what happens,
01:20:25we ran a good campaign.
01:20:27I'm forever grateful
01:20:28for all of you
01:20:29who have helped.
01:20:30No regrets.
01:20:33You crushed
01:20:33Senator Hessler
01:20:34in the debate,
01:20:35but he has
01:20:36a big base
01:20:36of support.
01:20:38this will be
01:20:39an extremely
01:20:39close election.
01:20:4150-50 coin toss.
01:20:43You need to relax.
01:20:44Come on.
01:20:50As your campaign manager,
01:20:52I disagree with the staff.
01:20:54The voters
01:20:54don't want cruelty.
01:20:56They want hope.
01:20:57I think you'll win
01:20:59in a landside.
01:21:00I hope so.
01:21:02But if I lose,
01:21:04it's not your fault.
01:21:05No matter what,
01:21:06I still love you
01:21:07and I can't wait
01:21:07to marry you.
01:21:08Me too.
01:21:10But you won't lose.
01:21:11An election this close
01:21:12will take hours
01:21:14for the results
01:21:15to come in.
01:21:16I think I will know
01:21:17what we can do
01:21:18to kill some time together.
01:21:27Senator Hessler
01:21:28has been defeated.
01:21:30It is a landslide
01:21:31for Christopher Stinnett,
01:21:33our new U.S. Senator.
01:21:37Yes!
01:21:43Mr. Senator-elect.
01:21:48Sarah,
01:21:50he won because of you.
01:21:52You were right.
01:21:54Congratulations,
01:21:54both of you,
01:21:55on a great victory
01:21:56and a great day.
01:22:02Yes!
01:22:04Yeah!
01:22:10Senator,
01:22:11she's coming.
01:22:21I'm the luckiest man
01:22:22in Washington
01:22:23because I have you.
01:22:25Quite a lot.
01:22:28I know what you are.
01:22:30When I left the farm,
01:22:32I wanted to help
01:22:32change the world.
01:22:34But I never imagined
01:22:35I would end up here.
01:22:37Okay,
01:22:38let's skip to the end.
01:22:39And now to announce you
01:22:40Senator and wife.
01:22:48Woo!
01:22:49Woo!
01:22:50Yeah!
01:22:50Yeah!
01:22:53Mrs. Senator,
01:22:55the honeymoon can wait.
01:22:56First,
01:22:58let's change the world.
01:23:00Get us a copy
01:23:01of our women's right amendment.
01:23:02Let's make this thing
01:23:04into law.
01:23:04Yeah!
01:23:05Yeah!
01:23:07Yeah!
01:23:07Yeah!
01:23:08Yeah!
01:23:08Yeah!
01:23:16Yeah!
01:23:18Yeah!
01:23:18Yeah!
01:23:19Yeah!
01:23:20Yeah!
01:23:21Yeah!
01:23:23Yeah!
01:23:23Yeah!
01:23:24Yeah!
01:23:25Yeah!
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