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The Romantic Thesis of Us
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00:00:03As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume
00:00:10party.
00:00:11And I'm going to wow them all.
00:00:14Until...
00:00:14What is she wearing?
00:00:17Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
00:00:22I didn't think you'd come.
00:00:24This outfit is a choice.
00:00:26Did I come to the wrong place?
00:00:30Everyone, our love expert, Mia.
00:00:33She's dressed a bit special today.
00:00:35So it's the perfect time for everyone to get to know her.
00:00:41Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you're some kind of love group?
00:00:46I thought this was Professor Brain's costume party.
00:00:50Oh, you received this invitation?
00:00:54Sorry.
00:00:54Yours is fake.
00:00:57We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:01:00Let's post it.
00:01:02The title is The Funny Girl Breakdown.
00:01:05The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:01:23That's enough.
00:01:24What are you all doing here?
00:01:27Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:01:30Yes, we are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:01:34I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:01:37Are you okay?
00:01:38I was seriously over the line.
00:01:41Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:01:44Screw them.
00:01:46I mean, you're amazing.
00:01:47They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:01:50Still pretending to be an academic?
00:01:53Maybe your next paper should be titled, How to Public Yourself Under Embarrass.
00:01:59Yes.
00:02:00All right, Amy.
00:02:01Let's make this interesting.
00:02:05Ten seconds, and I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:02:10Are you dreaming?
00:02:11You're crazy.
00:02:13If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:02:18And if I lose, then I will delete my thesis, and I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:02:27Do.
00:02:36Leo, right?
00:02:42It was really cool what you did over there.
00:02:45Mia?
00:02:46And do you remember my name?
00:02:48It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:02:54I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:02:57Or is that just a theory?
00:03:10Wait.
00:03:14Her earring is caught on my nose.
00:03:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:03:43Wow, wow, wow.
00:03:47Wow, wow.
00:03:47There's something in those eyes.
00:03:51Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
00:03:54I can't take no more lies.
00:03:58There's something in those eyes.
00:04:04Had it.
00:04:05Find out everything you can about Mia.
00:04:10Oh, and call my wife. I want to meet her.
00:04:13You got it.
00:04:23You said ten seconds. I counted six.
00:04:27I mean, that was insane. You had the whole room holding their breath. Even Leo.
00:04:31Step one to Mia's love theory, create controlled chaos.
00:04:36And what was the result?
00:04:37Chemistry 1A, dopamine activation.
00:04:43Hello?
00:04:48So she crashed an exclusive dinner, forged an invitation, put on that performance, and calls it research?
00:04:57I think there might be some misunderstanding.
00:04:59I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department, perfect GPA, no disciplinary record.
00:05:08Place of Earth, Oregon?
00:05:10She's like her.
00:05:13How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:05:15Oh, all set. It's today.
00:05:20My husband wants to meet me today.
00:05:24Seriously? That prick didn't even go to the wedding.
00:05:26You're going to see him.
00:05:28Nope.
00:05:29Love is the last thing I need to be happy.
00:05:39Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:05:48I do.
00:05:53There, Mom.
00:05:54Now I am married to a stranger who lives thousands of miles away.
00:05:59I hope you're happy.
00:06:01My parents arranged the marriage before they died.
00:06:05I haven't even met the man.
00:06:07I need to get a divorce.
00:06:09Asap.
00:06:14Lily, oh my gosh. Long time no see.
00:06:21What are our plans?
00:06:22I need you to pretend to be me and divorce my husband that I've never met.
00:06:27Hold on.
00:06:28Why me?
00:06:29Because you know me better than anyone.
00:06:33And you have a ton of experience handling jerks.
00:06:37Girl, you called me because of that.
00:06:39No, wait. Lily, Lily.
00:06:40Um.
00:06:47Say no more.
00:06:48When are we going to do that?
00:06:50Well.
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:09Mia's husband is just my type.
00:07:14Are you Leo Bryan?
00:07:17Yes, please.
00:07:18Sit.
00:07:19Sit.
00:07:27I'm sorry I've been MIA since we got married.
00:07:31I'll make it up to you.
00:07:32This marriage was our parents' idea, but I'll put you through college.
00:07:37You can divorce after you graduate.
00:07:41Actually, I...
00:07:42I know you have a lot of student debt.
00:07:45You're welcome to move in with me.
00:07:57Let me think about it.
00:07:59Let me know when you thought it over.
00:08:06Oh.
00:08:07It's okay.
00:08:07I've got this.
00:08:12See you later.
00:08:14See you later.
00:08:16See you later.
00:08:17See you later.
00:08:20See you later.
00:08:21See you later.
00:08:23See you later.
00:08:24See you later.
00:08:26See you later.
00:08:28See you later.
00:08:28See you later.
00:08:29See you later.
00:08:29See you later.
00:08:30See you later.
00:08:31See you later.
00:08:32See you later.
00:08:33See you later.
00:08:38poor tooth. I mean, he even tried to fill me up. You dodged a bullet. Wait, Lily, I'm so sorry.
00:08:44Are you
00:08:44okay? Well, no problem, because I just keep him right in the family's nose. So just forget that he
00:08:53ever existed, okay? Okay. Well, let me at least make you dinner. Please, it's the least I can do.
00:09:05Rejected. The psychology of love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:09:11Then what do you want me to do? Find the perfect man, bag the perfect man,
00:09:16and then get back to me. Good luck with that one.
00:09:28Who is the perfect guy? What are you going to do? Graduation's in three months.
00:09:36Yeah, and don't forget about your student loans, girl. I mean, you need a guinea pig and a fast.
00:09:46Leo Bryan. He's a visiting professor here. Wow. Fate is working overtime with you two.
00:10:02Mr. Bryan, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:10:14Back to her with Mia. It'll be a piece of cake. I'll just implement step two of Mia's.
00:10:21Wrong. Men are visual creatures. You need to catch his eye first.
00:10:30Bryan Technologies is investing in a new research project on companionship AI.
00:10:36This is mortifying. I thought he was the only one here.
00:10:40And I'm looking for an assistant.
00:10:57We are the obvious choice. Amy and I are the perfect choice for this project.
00:11:03As you may know, Amy's dad is the CEO...
00:11:06Stop. Connections won't get you anywhere with me. Go.
00:11:10I'm not repeating myself.
00:11:15He really is the perfect guy.
00:11:19You. Go.
00:11:22Me? Why?
00:11:24I don't want anybody working for me who is more concerned about clothes than research.
00:11:35Who wrote this?
00:11:37Psychology of Love.
00:11:39You read?
00:11:45That's one of the best records I've ever read.
00:11:50Your full name is Mia Rose?
00:11:52The one and only.
00:11:54It says here you were born in Oregon.
00:11:56Sister city, to be exact.
00:11:58Do you have a boyfriend?
00:12:01Absolutely.
00:12:03Positively.
00:12:04A hundred percent no.
00:12:06Holy shit.
00:12:08He's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone.
00:12:12Oh, he is so in love with me.
00:12:17Her name is identical to my wife's.
00:12:19And she's from the same city.
00:12:26You got the job.
00:12:28Everyone else can go.
00:12:30Sorry.
00:12:31Thank you, Professor Brian.
00:12:36Just keep things professional.
00:12:38Or you're done.
00:12:40Just do your job.
00:12:44Step number three and Mia's guide to romance.
00:12:48Spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:12:56Just making sure my boss looks good.
00:13:08Me?
00:13:09I'd be more worried about yourself.
00:13:12My grandma wouldn't wear that dress.
00:13:14Well, your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way.
00:13:19Anson.
00:13:21Familiarize her with the project show for the next few days.
00:13:24Understood.
00:13:29Listen up, Lily.
00:13:31Rinse on me this month.
00:13:33What?
00:13:34You became a Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
00:13:37This is Leo Brian.
00:13:40And I'm going to be his research assistant.
00:13:44Um, Leo Brian?
00:13:46Do you know he's your husband?
00:13:47Guinea pig?
00:13:48Yeah.
00:13:49I have to make him fall in love with me if I'm going to pass this semester.
00:13:54Girl, listen to me.
00:13:55I've heard he's a total fuckboy and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:14:00Please, stay away from him.
00:14:22Baby, I have nowhere to go.
00:14:24You said you would take care of me.
00:14:26I mean, because we're married, right?
00:14:38Because we're married, right?
00:14:42So, where are we sleeping tomorrow?
00:14:48Just stay in your own lane.
00:14:50You can have the upstairs.
00:15:00This is all going to be mine one day.
00:15:03Leo, you're going to fall for me whether you like it or not.
00:15:10Professor Brian still hasn't asked you out.
00:15:13No?
00:15:14You know, I'm starting to think that maybe my method doesn't actually work.
00:15:19You should ask your roommate, Lily.
00:15:21Guy's over.
00:15:22Not my roommate anymore.
00:15:24She just moved in with her new boyfriend.
00:15:27They're so jealous that you're like this.
00:15:30The proof is red.
00:15:32Listen, I hate to be a bummer, but everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league.
00:15:38Bullshit!
00:15:39I am nice, I am hardworking, and I have my master's.
00:15:43What, I'm out of that moody weirdo's league?
00:15:47I know.
00:15:48I am Professor Jackoff, and I'm a total asshole.
00:15:52You're right.
00:15:53I never shut up, and I love to hear the sound of my own voice.
00:15:57He aggravates me more than anyone I have ever met.
00:16:13Well, what a coincidence.
00:16:16If it isn't my favorite professor.
00:16:19I didn't realize you were so two-faced.
00:16:23I came here to invite you to the club tomorrow, but...
00:16:35A fancy date? It's happening.
00:16:38I mean, I can't believe it.
00:16:40Leo really asked you out.
00:16:41Finally.
00:16:42It's my turn.
00:16:48Mia, I've heard you're going to the country club with Mr. Leo Bryant tomorrow.
00:16:54Yeah.
00:16:55Oh, you don't have to worry about me.
00:16:58You're such a good friend.
00:17:01But now, I need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow.
00:17:05Go, girl.
00:17:12Oh, I'm sorry, Mia.
00:17:14Leo is mine.
00:17:18Step four, and Mia's guide to romance, A, B, S.
00:17:23Always be smiling.
00:17:37Hi.
00:17:38This is a very important meeting.
00:17:40I hope you brought the samples I mentioned in my notes.
00:17:43Wait.
00:17:44Leo!
00:17:48What the fuck?
00:17:53Come on, hurry up.
00:17:56This note must have been in the invite.
00:17:57Where did it go?
00:17:58Mia, come on.
00:18:00Get your head in the gate.
00:18:12What's up, Brian?
00:18:14Good to see you.
00:18:14Long time no see.
00:18:15How have you been?
00:18:16Good.
00:18:17Should we have a toast?
00:18:18We could.
00:18:20Oh, I brought the samples that you asked for.
00:18:23Yeah.
00:18:23Mia, you want to show them?
00:18:25Mia, the samples.
00:18:36Sample?
00:18:37You must be starving.
00:18:44Honey, I'm not feeling well.
00:18:46You shouldn't have drunk on an empty stomach.
00:18:51Research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no,
00:18:55so why don't you eat first, and we'll talk later.
00:18:59Mr. Brian, your girlfriend is such a sweetheart.
00:19:02Everyone needs a lot about business.
00:19:04It's just a nice change of pace.
00:19:06Ah.
00:19:07Yeah, she's a great girl.
00:19:09One second.
00:19:11Okay, we should eat.
00:19:12Let's talk a bit there, shall we?
00:19:17Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:19:20I thought this was a date.
00:19:22A date?
00:19:24Really?
00:19:25You're into your professor?
00:19:32I...
00:19:34I...
00:19:34Don't misunderstand this.
00:19:36You're only here because Amazon's busy.
00:19:39Of course.
00:19:42It's professional.
00:19:46The jetty's ready!
00:19:48Let's continue the conversation on our island, Mr. Brian.
00:19:51Great.
00:19:52Lead the way.
00:19:57I just can't get to break, can I?
00:20:02Hey, how are things going with Professor Hottie?
00:20:05Not good.
00:20:06I am an idiot.
00:20:06I thought it was a date, and it's not, and I'm out on my ass.
00:20:10Fuck this!
00:20:17This day just keeps getting worse and worse!
00:20:25I'm thinking I'm loud, I'm thinking I don't even want to play this game.
00:20:40Yo?
00:20:42No.
00:20:43No.
00:20:46No.
00:20:59I couldn't leave you here alone. You are my assistant, after all.
00:21:04That is very nice of you.
00:21:07I'm sorry about it earlier. I didn't explain myself quite clearly. But you did well.
00:21:14You shouldn't push yourself. Here, take this.
00:21:32I'm going to get you all wet. Don't worry about me. I got this.
00:21:44I need to trip you forever. Tonight's the night we make an air.
00:21:55It's okay. I can do it myself.
00:21:58You want something to drink? I'm good.
00:22:02What's wrong? I got it.
00:22:05Just an example. That's how I let go of you.
00:22:13Damn it.
00:22:19Do you always have random hookups?
00:22:23There's a lesson from your professor.
00:22:27Every conclusion needs evidence to back it up.
00:22:38Would you like to find out?
00:22:49He is so sexy.
00:22:56I almost forgot what his lips taste like.
00:23:02How many girls have just melted looking in those eyes?
00:23:08But I'm your professor.
00:23:11I won't take advantage of you.
00:23:14Seems like a gentleman to me.
00:23:17I've heard he's a total fuckboy and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:23:22So, why did Lily say that?
00:23:29Miss Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:23:35Thank you, Harvey.
00:23:38Mia is married?
00:23:44Thank you, Harvey.
00:23:50Was that your parents?
00:23:52No. Actually, my parents are dead.
00:23:58I'm sorry.
00:24:00I'll take you home.
00:24:02You really don't have to do that.
00:24:10Thanks for the ride.
00:24:12Where were you? We were waiting for you.
00:24:14It was kind of a thing.
00:24:16Sorry.
00:24:17It's okay. We were just...
00:24:19I'm scared shitless.
00:24:22I'm glad you're all right.
00:24:25Hey.
00:24:26Miss Rose got home safe.
00:24:29So, I'm off to the bar.
00:24:31Oh, there was some guy there.
00:24:33Though, he was like pushing her around.
00:24:35What? Who?
00:24:38I couldn't get a good look at him.
00:24:40But, they went inside together.
00:24:42No.
00:24:44She is obviously after you.
00:24:46So, why don't you just fire her?
00:24:49We need her expertise.
00:24:51And, as a professor, I should keep an eye on her.
00:24:54Hmm.
00:24:55Yeah, good excuse.
00:24:57Look into her supposed husband.
00:25:15We haven't spent any time together.
00:25:18Could you please sleep with me tonight?
00:25:23We're getting a divorce after you graduate.
00:25:26So, don't get any ideas.
00:25:31I'll come back after you're dressed.
00:25:39Won't let real near take you away from me.
00:25:52Wait, so he carried you home.
00:25:54He's totally in love with you.
00:25:55Advance congratulations on graduating early.
00:26:05Stay the fuck away from me.
00:26:08We are never going to happen?
00:26:13He's playing me like a damn puppet.
00:26:16You know how men are.
00:26:17They treat women like easy come, easy go.
00:26:20It's textbook Matthew effect.
00:26:23I showed my hand too soon.
00:26:25Don't give up that easy.
00:26:26We still have plan B.
00:26:29The cold shoulder.
00:26:32Maybe he's just stubborn.
00:26:37Take this.
00:26:38It was developed by my department.
00:26:40It can monitor the wearer's heartbeat and brain waves.
00:26:45Emma, you are a genius.
00:26:49Leo Brian, you ain't seen nothing yet.
00:27:15eating alone, Professor Brian?
00:27:17I usually lunch on my own, but you're welcome to join me.
00:27:21Sorry for the misunderstanding. I just wanted to borrow this. You're not really my type.
00:27:43Oh yeah, nice work.
00:27:45He's definitely jealous.
00:28:02How can feelings just disappear like that?
00:28:05Enough.
00:28:10How can you say I'm not her type?
00:28:12It seems like you care about her more than you should, Professor.
00:28:16I found something on her husband.
00:28:24It seems like she's secretly married. None of her classmates know. We need a PI.
00:28:34She's too innocent. I'm afraid that someone's gonna take advantage of her.
00:28:38I've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her.
00:28:42She lives in a shady part of town. Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:28:53Professor Bryant, I need the afternoon off.
00:28:57Why?
00:28:58Well, if you must know, I have a date.
00:29:02With who?
00:29:04Now that is really none of your business.
00:29:07You can't. I need you this afternoon.
00:29:11Miss Assistant.
00:29:12I need to make happen really nice.
00:29:18My assistant.
00:29:20And it's totally working.
00:29:22Please take me out to shutting ring klark.
00:29:25Careful.
00:29:27What are you talking to?
00:29:29It's private.
00:29:31Oh.
00:29:31What? Are you trying to spy on your assistant?
00:29:33Why don't you help me pick something out?
00:29:37Which one do you like?
00:29:45Try it on.
00:29:47This is for a birthday present.
00:29:50How did you know that tomorrow's my birthday?
00:29:53Tomorrow's your birthday?
00:30:06The same name, hometown and birthday?
00:30:11Way too many coincidences.
00:30:13And I'm starting to think that we are never...
00:30:19These are gorgeous.
00:30:23Are they really for me?
00:30:26I... actually they're...
00:30:29a gift for someone else.
00:30:32If I didn't know better, I think this Mia was my wife.
00:30:37Sorry.
00:30:40My mistake.
00:30:42Shit, is he interested in someone else?
00:30:45Pick up the pace, Mia.
00:31:01Yeah.
00:31:02Hold on.
00:31:08You look beautiful in them.
00:31:10Now why would you give me something so nice?
00:31:13If you don't look good, it makes me look like a bad boss.
00:31:17Here.
00:31:20Have this fitness bracelet as a gift.
00:31:30Hey, what's up?
00:31:32Yes, I will see you at the bar later tonight.
00:31:38Who are you going out with?
00:31:42Who are you going out with?
00:31:43I am off the clock, boss.
00:31:46Don't worry about me.
00:31:49She lives in a shady part of town.
00:31:52Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:31:55You can't go out to a bar at night.
00:31:58It's dangerous.
00:31:59What, do you like me or something?
00:32:04Just admit you're jealous.
00:32:06You're not going out tonight.
00:32:09You're going back to the lab to run some tests.
00:32:13But I need ASAP.
00:32:34What is this?
00:32:39What is this?
00:32:41That is a luminol test.
00:32:45The hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline.
00:32:48It makes this oxidization with the iron, which...
00:32:53Explain it like I'm five.
00:32:56Take us, for example.
00:32:59We reacted before we even knew it.
00:33:02Kind of looks like a galaxy, don't you think?
00:33:05It does.
00:33:13You're heart is racing.
00:33:15It must be broken.
00:33:20Midnight.
00:33:22Happy birthday.
00:33:25We worked hard today.
00:33:27Make a wish.
00:33:29I haven't even begun to think about that.
00:33:31Make a wish.
00:33:33I have an idea.
00:33:35With just one kiss.
00:33:37We're alive.
00:33:39We're new.
00:33:54You know, it's a shame that the stars aren't out tonight.
00:33:59I'm not mine.
00:34:00I'm not mine.
00:34:02Mia.
00:34:06Oh my god, it's beautiful.
00:34:08I love the stars.
00:34:36You know, I haven't really gotten the chance to...
00:34:39You know, I haven't really gotten the chance to...
00:34:39Look at the stars since my parents passed.
00:34:43So...
00:34:45Professor Grubb.
00:34:47It's my pleasure.
00:34:54It's my pleasure.
00:34:55We're blessed here.
00:34:58I know you're here.
00:35:00You're drunk.
00:35:01I know you're drunk.
00:35:03Step number five.
00:35:05And Mia's gonna go to romance.
00:35:09Take risks.
00:35:10Mia's gonna go to romance?
00:35:13What are you talking about?
00:35:31Why are you naked?
00:35:35What happened last night?
00:35:37Are you afraid we forgot to cuddle?
00:35:39Come on, dumbass.
00:35:41Remember.
00:36:18God, that was close.
00:36:20Why are you so relieved?
00:36:23Back up, Professor.
00:36:25You getting cold feet?
00:36:27Remember, it was you that kissed me the day we met.
00:36:30Total accident.
00:36:32I swear.
00:36:34My bad.
00:36:38I'm gonna go shower.
00:36:53Stata is all over the place.
00:36:57Maybe he does like me.
00:37:02Up to the restaurant.
00:37:06Don't you?
00:37:07I'll be feel like I'm gone.
00:37:07You don't have to go shower.
00:37:08Holy shit, they set up together.
00:37:14That bitch.
00:37:15Dr. Hunt Professor just...
00:37:17... confessor just...
00:37:17... graduate.
00:37:22Uhhhhhhhhh...
00:37:23I need another favor.
00:37:26Can you take some divorce papers to my husband?
00:37:29Oh, she's...
00:37:30Sure, Bessie. It's neither the part.
00:37:36Utilizing the halo effect is step nine in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:37:41Edward L. Thorndike theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love.
00:37:48No. No, I'm not in love with him.
00:37:54Careful, Mia.
00:37:56Ugh! It's blinding!
00:38:02Um, I have to go write some messes.
00:38:10My whole thesis is out the window. Science is a joke.
00:38:18You got me there.
00:38:20Apparently no scientific explanation for that.
00:38:23Hello?
00:38:27Hello?
00:38:28Lily? Oh my gosh! How are you?
00:38:32I'm feeling great. My boyfriend is so obsessed with me. He's showering me with cash.
00:38:38So lucky.
00:38:40Yeah.
00:38:40You must have really good taste.
00:38:42See that?
00:38:43Wow.
00:38:46That's beautiful. He must love spending money on you.
00:38:50Yes, he does.
00:38:52Oh, I do have a favor to ask you.
00:38:57Would you mind giving these divorce papers to my husband?
00:39:02Please?
00:39:04Please don't rush me.
00:39:06Actually, is that it? I have to go.
00:39:09Lily, what's gotten into you?
00:39:11You've been acting different ever since you started dating that guy.
00:39:14Can I... Can I... At least meet him or...
00:39:17It's okay. He's a very busy man. I have to go.
00:39:21Uh, bye.
00:39:25You sure have some generous friends, Mia.
00:39:27What's that supposed to mean?
00:39:29She saw you like the necklace so much she let you keep it.
00:39:32And for free, too.
00:39:36I should give this back.
00:39:40Hey, cutie. You're here to pick me up?
00:39:43It was on the way.
00:39:49Uh, I feel sick.
00:39:52What's wrong?
00:39:55Uh, can we go?
00:40:04Mia?
00:40:05Professor Bryan?
00:40:06What are you doing here?
00:40:08Uh, my friend.
00:40:08She lost this necklace.
00:40:10Trying to get back to her.
00:40:18I gotta find her.
00:40:20Sorry.
00:40:33She had the necklace I gave you.
00:40:36How do you know her?
00:40:37I know her from high school.
00:40:39We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:40:43Why were you hiding from her?
00:40:45Uh, she wants me to lend her some cash.
00:40:48Not interested.
00:40:50Yep.
00:40:52She's the worst.
00:40:53Should stay away from her.
00:40:56I know her.
00:40:58What you're saying doesn't sound like you two are friends.
00:41:03I guess I'll give it to her later.
00:41:12Mia Rose?
00:41:14I'm Grace.
00:41:15Your mother-in-law.
00:41:23Sweetheart, I heard you want a divorce.
00:41:27That's true, but you don't have to worry about me.
00:41:34My son gave this to you, right?
00:41:36No, actually, that's my friend Lily's.
00:41:39Impossible.
00:41:41I helped them pick it out.
00:41:42I'm positive.
00:41:44Lily accepted a gift from him?
00:41:46Mia, I promised your mom I'd look after you.
00:41:51Please talk to my son.
00:42:02Clock's ticking.
00:42:03How's your experiment coming along?
00:42:04Well, if you look at the graph here, you can see the time and location.
00:42:08Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, cut to the point, okay?
00:42:09He kissed me, and his heart rate reached 130.
00:42:12130?
00:42:13Mine would reach 130, too, if I got one million in grunts.
00:42:16What more do you want from me?
00:42:18How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:42:21What?
00:42:21Who's in love with Mia?
00:42:27She has a secret admirer.
00:42:29I think we need to congratulate her.
00:42:32Really?
00:42:33Who?
00:42:35I have no idea.
00:42:38My office.
00:42:39Now.
00:42:48Am I here just so you can watch me work?
00:42:51I'm running a launch for the new AI next week.
00:42:54After that, I'm leaving.
00:42:57What?
00:42:58I don't care about your credits, Mia.
00:43:00You've been a great assistant.
00:43:02Is he really leaving?
00:43:05So, he wants to make Leo admit that he loves you.
00:43:09The old farts-playing matchmaker.
00:43:12But he's leaving so soon.
00:43:13Do you have enough time?
00:43:15Never fear.
00:43:17David is here.
00:43:19Quick.
00:43:20What's step six to Mia's Guide to Love?
00:43:23Make your target jealous?
00:43:26Exactly.
00:43:27We need the perfect rival.
00:43:36You need the perfect rival for Leo.
00:43:49We need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous.
00:43:52What are you doing?
00:43:54You have got to be kidding me.
00:43:58Most influential offers in the center.
00:44:00That's maybe.
00:44:01I think.
00:44:02Hey, babe.
00:44:05Are you up for lunch?
00:44:10Kat, send me to the cafe with me.
00:44:12I'm actually a little busy.
00:44:15Sounds fun.
00:44:32Dang, Mia.
00:44:33I can't get over just how gorgeous you are.
00:44:36I feel the same way.
00:44:39I just love how open and honest you are.
00:44:45Too slow.
00:44:46Time for the final blow.
00:44:47You dare.
00:44:54Can't you see she's not into you?
00:44:57You wish, dude.
00:44:58I know the code to her apartment.
00:45:00We're like close, close.
00:45:02Is that so?
00:45:04Yeah.
00:45:05Of course.
00:45:10Fine.
00:45:11Enjoy your dessert.
00:45:14What just happened?
00:45:15Did we screw up?
00:45:17Don't worry about it.
00:45:18We still have plan B.
00:45:20David was telling the truth, but he was spotted at her house.
00:45:25So is he her husband?
00:45:26Uh, no.
00:45:26But the P.I. is still investigating.
00:45:29Go back to the office.
00:45:30Got it.
00:45:34Professor Leo.
00:45:35What a coincidence.
00:45:37Up for a match?
00:45:39David here has been boxing ever since he was a kid.
00:45:42You're on.
00:46:07Don't worry, what a match is.
00:46:11It's fun.
00:46:12I love it.
00:46:13I love it.
00:46:13I love you at all.
00:46:18Don't worry, I'll be careful.
00:46:20Just rest it on here.
00:46:33He seems to have you all riled up.
00:46:37Well, you're my assistant.
00:46:40Why can't you just be honest?
00:46:45Oh, I'll get that.
00:46:52I finally took the leap, but...
00:46:57Could you get that? It might be important.
00:47:02Looks like it's your mom.
00:47:08Mom.
00:47:09Oh, hi. Your wife and I are meeting up tonight.
00:47:13I want you to come.
00:47:14You and Mia?
00:47:17You and Mia?
00:47:20I can't. I'm busy.
00:47:22All right. I'll see you there tonight, hon.
00:47:36Um, Professor, I need the night off.
00:47:39Fine. I'll take you home.
00:47:44You live here, too?
00:47:46Yeah.
00:47:47This is the place.
00:47:48Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:47:51What?
00:47:55I've got the research results on David.
00:47:57He's actually...
00:48:01Who's David to you?
00:48:03I've known him forever.
00:48:05He's always been really good to me.
00:48:09I got somewhere to be.
00:48:13He seems upset.
00:48:16I know it seems like it's working.
00:48:23Mia.
00:48:25Hello, sweetheart.
00:48:27I'm great.
00:48:28I'm sorry.
00:48:29Looks like Leo stood us up.
00:48:31It's okay.
00:48:31No worries.
00:48:33Good.
00:48:33Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:48:37You were all alone at your wedding a year ago.
00:48:49I do.
00:48:53My son messed up because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas.
00:48:58I understand.
00:49:00Give him another chance.
00:49:02He's working at your school now.
00:49:05Maybe it's fate.
00:49:07Really?
00:49:13Professor, what are you doing here?
00:49:16Stay away from David.
00:49:18He's...
00:49:21Oh, you are wasted!
00:49:24He's playing you.
00:49:25Yeah, I know.
00:49:27What?
00:49:27They're my friends.
00:49:28They always get drunk and stay at my place.
00:49:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:33There are ways you bring him.
00:49:35Really?
00:49:35No big deal.
00:49:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:49:40Yeah, drink.
00:49:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:49:45Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:49:46Whoa, whoa.
00:49:47Leo!
00:49:48What the hell is wrong with you?
00:49:50He is drunk.
00:49:51Why would you do that?
00:49:53Oh!
00:49:57I don't like when he takes advantage of you.
00:50:05I'm going to ask you one more time.
00:50:07Do you like me?
00:50:12Then start acting like my professor.
00:50:16I'm sorry.
00:50:20Why am I disappointed?
00:50:23I don't have feelings for him.
00:50:25Right?
00:50:29I've been waiting for you forever.
00:50:31Leo, I...
00:50:32Sorry I missed dinner with my mom today.
00:50:34I met your mom today.
00:50:37Um, sure.
00:50:39It's so bad that you couldn't come.
00:50:41We had a great conversation.
00:50:44She always wanted that ring.
00:50:46Um, what ring?
00:50:49The one she traded with your mom.
00:50:51Oh.
00:50:56Lily, what's wrong?
00:50:58Can I ask you something?
00:51:01You know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:51:08You know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:51:12Yeah.
00:51:13Could you please borrow this to me?
00:51:16Oh, Lily, you know I would do anything for you,
00:51:19but that's the last thing my mom gave me
00:51:22before she passed away, so...
00:51:25Fine, but at least can you drink with me?
00:51:30Okay.
00:51:31Cheers to me, single-eyed guy.
00:51:33Cheers.
00:51:35Cheers.
00:51:46Cheers.
00:51:49Cheers.
00:51:50Cheers.
00:52:04I'm so tired.
00:52:25I need you to come to MIT tonight with me for a seminar.
00:52:31Why is everything so last minute with you?
00:52:34I have a life too, you know?
00:52:36So stop meddling.
00:52:38I am so pissed off.
00:52:41He always gets me heated.
00:52:46Is that Emma and David in there?
00:53:04Hey, fancy seeing you here.
00:53:07What is this?
00:53:08Time to fess up.
00:53:09This is too far.
00:53:11I told you he was playing you.
00:53:12There's your proof.
00:53:13No, just let him understand and admit his feelings for you.
00:53:16This is our plan B.
00:53:17Let's see.
00:53:17Let's continue the scene.
00:53:19Okay.
00:53:20Actually, they are just-
00:53:21Oh, no!
00:53:22You caught us!
00:53:26I won't let them take you from me.
00:53:27And you know what?
00:53:28Emma's hotter than you anyway, Mia.
00:53:32Oh, my God!
00:53:36God.
00:53:37I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:53:40And she still owes us big time.
00:53:42Right, Emma?
00:53:44Emma.
00:53:45Why are you so quiet?
00:53:49God!
00:53:51Who said you can kiss me?
00:53:55Emma!
00:53:56Wait!
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:02I've got my ass kicked.
00:54:03I'm sorry.
00:54:03I'm sorry.
00:54:03I'm sorry.
00:54:05You're right.
00:54:08I have to be honest.
00:54:15I didn't mean to ask, what is this actually for?
00:54:20Detects your heart rate.
00:54:23So you giving it to me was intentional?
00:54:41Shit, he can't see my plan.
00:54:44No!
00:54:56Professor Bryant.
00:55:01Professor Bryant.
00:55:04Call me Leo.
00:55:05Leo? Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:55:09I think we crossed that line a long time ago.
00:55:13What do you mean by that?
00:55:15I can't take my eyes off you.
00:55:17I'm always worried about you.
00:55:20Why?
00:55:22I don't need your sympathy.
00:55:30Leo.
00:55:43What more do you want from me?
00:55:45How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:55:48Do you love me?
00:55:57I need some time.
00:55:59Okay, how's 24 days?
00:56:03That's oddly specific.
00:56:05I just can't wait.
00:56:08I need to take care of something first.
00:56:11What is it?
00:56:15Actually, I'm married.
00:56:25It was something my parents arranged.
00:56:28I swear, I haven't touched her.
00:56:32I'm gonna handle it as soon as possible.
00:56:35It's too late for that.
00:56:36What?
00:56:38Get out.
00:56:48If I had known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:56:55Sorry, I sent the wrong picture.
00:56:57This is my son.
00:56:59Let's go diving sometime.
00:57:01He looks familiar.
00:57:07I am on the wilderness safari.
00:57:09Leave a message if you need any.
00:57:20Do you want a divorce?
00:57:23I shouldn't have had you move in.
00:57:26Take this as an apology.
00:57:28Let's talk about this later.
00:57:31I don't feel very good.
00:57:33Can we stay like this?
00:57:40It's my parents' death anniversary very soon.
00:57:51I've already made up my mind.
00:57:52I'm not moving out.
00:57:55I'm not moving out.
00:57:56Then I'm leaving.
00:58:04Mia.
00:58:06Fuck my mom.
00:58:08It's her.
00:58:10Again.
00:58:15What do you want from me?
00:58:17Well, we both hate Mia, right?
00:58:20Such a bitch took my spot on Professor Brian's project team.
00:58:25Not to mention, she's a home wrecker.
00:58:28Such a bitch.
00:58:30What do you think about revenge?
00:58:32Let's take her down.
00:58:34What's the plan?
00:58:42What's the plan?
00:58:51Here are the plans for the press conference.
00:58:54Yes.
00:59:01Professor, what's your wife like?
00:59:05She means nothing to me.
00:59:07Then why did you marry her?
00:59:10Mia.
00:59:11I'm sorry, I...
00:59:13If I crush this press conference, then can you promise me something?
00:59:19What?
00:59:21Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife.
00:59:29You really want to meet her?
00:59:32This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen.
00:59:42Alright.
00:59:43Promise.
00:59:47Whoa, he really does look like Leah.
00:59:49What are they, twins or something?
00:59:52Did Lily give your husband those divorce papers?
00:59:55No.
00:59:57She's been avoiding me for some reason.
01:00:00Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:00:05I want to put it past her.
01:00:07There's no way. We've been best friends for forever.
01:00:11Anyway, can someone help me with the conference?
01:00:14I need to figure out how to get more engagement.
01:00:18Oh, my God.
01:00:20What's wrong?
01:00:23Someone's calling Mia a homewrecker on the campus forums.
01:00:26Shit. No one's going to believe her.
01:00:28What are we going to do?
01:00:35Those people are so crazy. Talking about you are disgusting.
01:00:41You shouldn't have to go through this.
01:00:44Thanks.
01:00:45It's like every time I open my phone.
01:00:47Oh, wait.
01:00:50Take this.
01:00:53This guy helps me a lot. He helped me to delay the application once.
01:00:58He's a kind of weird person, but he's also reliable.
01:01:04Are you sure?
01:01:05Absolutely. Just tell him Lily sent you.
01:01:08And then he might be giving you a discount.
01:01:13Okay.
01:01:16Remember to say a good word for me to Professor Brian.
01:01:21Yeah.
01:01:37Victor?
01:01:39Me.
01:01:44I've already wiped 90% of the search results.
01:01:47Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors too?
01:01:49Um, yeah, for sure.
01:01:54It's amazing. You're amazing.
01:01:57People have no idea what real digital control means.
01:02:00You know?
01:02:02I can even make every man forget you never existed.
01:02:15Wait.
01:02:17Victor Monroe.
01:02:19Victor Monroe.
01:02:27Hanson, come with me now.
01:02:33What are you doing?
01:02:35What are you doing?
01:02:37Somebody help me!
01:02:39Stop it!
01:02:44Somebody help me!
01:02:45Danny!
01:02:53Leo!
01:02:54Leo!
01:02:54Stop, stop, stop, stop!
01:02:55I'll take care of you, alright?
01:02:57And please, you're on the way.
01:03:01Get the hell out of here!
01:03:04It's okay.
01:03:05You're safe now.
01:03:09You're safe now.
01:03:12I'm so glad you're okay.
01:03:16Thank you for saving me.
01:03:18I'm still so scared even now.
01:03:21I was afraid I might lose you.
01:03:26You should get some rest.
01:03:56No kissing.
01:03:58Not yet.
01:04:00Why?
01:04:03You have a wife.
01:04:04Hello?
01:04:05Hello?
01:04:08In the middle of the night, no matter what I dream I was.
01:04:18See you at the conference tomorrow, Professor Bryant.
01:04:23In the middle of the night, follow your right.
01:04:32Humans crave intimacy.
01:04:34Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves.
01:04:38The Bryan Group's AI uses emotional computing to expand the limits of virtual companionship.
01:04:50I can't believe I did it.
01:04:53You did a great job.
01:04:54I'll keep my promise.
01:04:56Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryan, CEO of Bryan Group.
01:05:05And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech.
01:05:09I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:05:12The Bryan Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology.
01:05:17And with your help, we plan to continue that for many years to come.
01:05:21Leo Bryan and Mia Rose.
01:05:27He's my...
01:05:31He's my husband.
01:05:40Hello, everyone.
01:05:46Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife.
01:05:52What are you doing?
01:05:54How long are you gonna hide me, baby?
01:05:56Let me go.
01:05:57Let me go.
01:06:00Leo, I love you.
01:06:03Let me go.
01:06:05Leo, baby, I love you.
01:06:06Why are you doing this to me?
01:06:15Let me go.
01:06:19I mean, what happened?
01:06:21We just saw Mia running out.
01:06:23Where'd she go?
01:06:38You're useless as ever.
01:06:42Once a crybaby, always a crybaby.
01:06:46Movie?
01:06:48Actually, I should thank you.
01:06:51Because me and Neil hit it off and I moved in with him.
01:06:57What?
01:06:59Well, you know him.
01:07:01He's icy.
01:07:03But not with me, of course.
01:07:07You are ruining everything!
01:07:11Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:07:13He didn't want to hurt your feelings.
01:07:16But he said he would get rid of you.
01:07:19I know, Leon. He would never do that to me.
01:07:23Oh, yeah?
01:07:26Well, let's wait and see who we'll choose.
01:07:36Mia!
01:07:43Mia!
01:07:48Where the hell is Mia?
01:07:50I know where she is.
01:07:55Where?
01:07:57Why did you crash the press conference?
01:08:07She's there.
01:08:16You did that on purpose.
01:08:18Yes, and if I can't help you, no one can.
01:08:24Mia!
01:08:31The final step in Mia's guide to romance.
01:08:35An avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
01:08:41Mia, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this.
01:08:47Nothing happened.
01:08:49Please, blame me.
01:08:50Leo, it's all my fault.
01:08:53I'm not good at expressing myself.
01:08:57I kept ignoring my feelings for you.
01:09:01I'm sorry. I started all of this.
01:09:04You don't have to forgive me.
01:09:06Just, please, let me come in and make sure you're okay.
01:09:10Mia?
01:09:17Guess what? I have a bunny in the oven.
01:09:33Mia, I...
01:09:34Professor Bryan?
01:09:36I need to come clean.
01:09:39This has been an experiment all along.
01:09:42An experiment?
01:09:43I've been using you as a guinea pig to prove my research.
01:09:48Mia, what are you talking about?
01:09:50I've been planning this from the beginning.
01:09:53This fitness tracker?
01:09:55I've been using it to collect data.
01:09:58I never really loved you.
01:10:00So now we're Ethan.
01:10:02I don't believe you.
01:10:06The experiment is over.
01:10:09We're over.
01:10:15You're quitting your experiment?
01:10:17Why?
01:10:18I just can't do it.
01:10:20Worst case scenario, I'll just graduate late.
01:10:22Okay?
01:10:23Graduate late? That's not like you.
01:10:27Sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:10:42Wait.
01:10:45Are you crying?
01:10:47What's wrong?
01:10:50Mia, I don't have much time. I'm going away on a business trip.
01:10:53Safe travels.
01:10:54Please. I want to tell you something. Just listen to me.
01:11:00I...
01:11:02What's that?
01:11:03I know you have a wife.
01:11:05And I know she's pregnant.
01:11:07Take care.
01:11:08I got a dark side.
01:11:10They try to tell me I should hide my scary dark side.
01:11:17I try to act like I got it all under control, but it's a lie.
01:11:23You look like a mess, man.
01:11:26Thanks.
01:11:27Why don't you expose Lily for the bitch that she is?
01:11:30Because she used to be my friend.
01:11:34And besides, she's pregnant now.
01:11:38How do you know it's Leo's?
01:11:41It doesn't matter.
01:11:43Okay? Leo left.
01:11:45And he's already dead to me.
01:11:48Stop moping around.
01:11:50Yeah. You know what?
01:11:52Get your ass up.
01:11:53We're going to the graduation party tonight.
01:11:58All I remember is we stayed up way past three.
01:12:02Think we're falling hard and I blame gravity.
01:12:06Now it's tomorrow.
01:12:07Can't catch your breath.
01:12:09Hold your breath.
01:12:25Not the halo effect again.
01:12:31Split the wishbone to the straws.
01:12:35I had no idea Professor Bryan was going to be here tonight.
01:12:38I heard he's a starry knight.
01:12:41That's a stupid name.
01:12:43Come on.
01:12:45The starry knight follows a school tradition.
01:12:47Every year the student council picks three nights
01:12:50and at the end of the ball we get to bid for it
01:12:53to see who gets the chance to dance.
01:12:54It's fun, isn't it?
01:12:56It's today.
01:12:57You should place a bid.
01:12:58Or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else?
01:13:00Emma, cut it out, okay?
01:13:02I didn't come here to dance with Leo.
01:13:04I came here for the student lineup photos
01:13:07so he can dance with whoever he wants to.
01:13:11Come on, Mia. It's been a whole week.
01:13:13Are you even going to wear this gorgeous dress
01:13:14just to hide in the corner like some paint on the wall?
01:13:18Are you really okay with this?
01:13:21Look at him standing there like nothing ever happens.
01:13:24I'm just looking up all that attention from those love-struck girls.
01:13:28Even if you are moving on, you should at least tell him to his face.
01:13:32Where's the careless mirror from before?
01:13:34Don't you want to know he's thinking?
01:13:36Don't you have the legs to place a bid?
01:13:38You said ain't allowed, or I'll let you go.
01:13:42Hey everybody!
01:13:44Welcome to the Starry Night party.
01:13:46First up, please welcome our knights...
01:13:49...of the starry night.
01:13:51First up, we'll auction off Sir Leo Bryan!
01:14:02500
01:14:04600
01:14:09800
01:14:121,000
01:14:141,500
01:14:161,500
01:14:17Look, they're about to get what they want
01:14:19Maybe he's waiting for you
01:14:21But you want to know what he has to say?
01:14:232,000
01:14:26Or maybe he'll tell Amy that
01:14:28Mia is such a fool
01:14:38$3,000
01:14:41$3,000
01:14:42$3,000
01:14:43$3,000 coin once
01:14:45$3,000 coin twice
01:14:48$3,000
01:14:50$3,000
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01:15:00$3,000
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01:15:13$3,000
01:15:15Sorry.
01:15:16That's right.
01:15:17You can hurt me as much as you like.
01:15:20You paid for me.
01:15:24Shouldn't we end this now?
01:15:26Don't be so hasty, Doctor.
01:15:29That's not supposed to work.
01:15:35You're the real Mia.
01:15:39My Mia.
01:15:42Although I have to admit,
01:15:44getting someone to pretend to be you
01:15:46is creative.
01:15:49Lily isn't pregnant.
01:15:51Anson checked.
01:15:53The tests were fake.
01:16:00Shall we get out of here?
01:16:03Mrs. Bryan.
01:16:13Are you in a rush or something?
01:16:15I'm just trying to make up
01:16:16for lost time.
01:16:18Well, we can't turn back the clock.
01:16:21So let's make the most
01:16:22of every moment now.
01:16:29So,
01:16:30what's your theory behind our love?
01:16:36Let me run some calculations.
01:16:39You hide
01:16:43alone.
01:16:44You have to say the magic words.
01:16:48I
01:16:49love
01:16:51you.
01:16:53Nothing can
01:16:54stop you.
01:16:56Nothing can stop you.
01:16:59Follow your heart
01:17:00and stay warm.
01:17:09Go.
01:17:10Get out.
01:17:11You can't do this to me.
01:17:13You're just a maid.
01:17:15I'm gonna say this to Leo.
01:17:17I'm not a maid.
01:17:18I am his mother.
01:17:20There he is.
01:17:22Go ahead.
01:17:23Tell him.
01:17:25Leo.
01:17:27Mia.
01:17:28You tricked me to.
01:17:30I'm not a maid.
01:17:30There he is.
01:17:31Mia.
01:17:33You tricked me to.
01:17:36Then why did you steal her ring?
01:17:39Mia.
01:17:40I'm so sorry.
01:17:41I missed.
01:17:41Don't ever speak to me again.
01:17:45Don't touch me.
01:17:47Mia.
01:17:52If you change your mind,
01:17:54you have three more days
01:17:55to submit your paper.
01:17:57Mia.
01:17:57Thank you so much, Professor.
01:18:00What was that?
01:18:06So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:18:08Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:18:15Congratulations, baby.
01:18:17Looks like my experiment is over.
01:18:20I am not done researching.
01:18:22How much I love you.
01:18:28Hey.
01:18:30You stole something.
01:18:32What?
01:18:33Come closer.
01:18:34Closer.
01:18:39There.
01:18:40Now we're even.
01:18:43Emma.
01:18:44Wait.
01:18:54Leo.
01:18:56Are you here?
01:19:02Here?
01:19:16You're just in time.
01:19:18Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:19:21Will I ever be alone again?
01:19:27This time.
01:19:29This time..
01:19:33Miros, will he be my wife?
01:19:37No.
01:19:38No.
01:19:38No.
01:19:39No.
01:19:40No.
01:19:43No.
01:19:44No.
01:19:44No.
01:19:45No.
01:19:52No.
01:19:54No.
01:19:55Can you hear me?
01:19:57I know you're somewhere out there
01:20:01And I looked everywhere
01:20:03Where'd you hide
01:20:06By the way, I saw your little
01:20:10whiteboard experiment
01:20:11the first time I came here
01:20:13What?
01:20:15I'm just glad I was your guinea pig
01:20:17Looks like you've been standing up
01:20:19on me's guide to romance
01:20:20I've done some research of my own
01:20:25Can we talk about anything else?
01:20:28No
01:20:29Your professor has some
01:20:31academic theories
01:20:33he'd like to discuss with you
01:20:35For example
01:20:39Where he should begin kissing you
01:20:41Here
01:20:46Here
01:20:56It's all that I want
01:20:58All that I'm asking
01:21:01Here
01:21:06Love, love, love me
01:21:08Right, Professor Bryant
01:21:09I think we should continue
01:21:11this conversation elsewhere
01:21:13Love, love, love me
01:21:17As I am
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