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00:00:00Why do you say that the石头嶺 is the most dark and dark?
00:00:08It is not because of the blood, it is not because of the blood.
00:00:12It is because of the blood, it is the blood of the blood.
00:00:18The石头, the石头, the石头, the石头, the石头.
00:00:23but now, the石头, the石头, the石头, the石头, the石头, the石头, the石头, the石头, the石头, the石头, the石头.
00:00:42The石头, the石头.
00:00:43I believe that it is the same for them.
00:00:43Oh, my God.
00:00:48The king is beaten by one of them.
00:00:52but can't do the last Jedi
00:00:54The Jedi of the Jedi's
00:00:57The Jedi's
00:00:57The Jedi's
00:00:59But can't do this
00:01:02The Jedi's
00:01:02The Jedi's
00:01:43jjjjjjjjjjjj SAW
00:01:46I'm so tired, I'm so tired
00:02:21I'll give you five pounds of food.
00:02:22I'm going to hold my legs.
00:02:24Let me go, my daughter!
00:02:33The child will run!
00:02:35I'll hold her!
00:02:37Go!
00:02:39My father!
00:02:56Xen师
00:02:58Xen师不好了
00:03:08Xen师唐僧师徒马上要到师托岭了此处万不可前去
00:03:20而师父这段日子朝奔不思,少也关于他,莫不是韩思练着那西领女国国主?
00:03:29二师兄,傻说两句,西晋的长老,请千万止步,万不敢再往前走了。
00:03:41老人家,这是为何?
00:03:43外客有所不知啊,前面山上有一伙妖魔,屈击了伤百万人啊,万不可再往前。
00:03:52什么?
00:03:56师父莫怕,有我呢。
00:04:01悟空,你听刚才山上人说的,前方有妖怪作恶,得仔细问问底细,为师才好新闻。
00:04:08让我去,兴许还能讨点斋饭。
00:04:11八戒,你的相貌丑陋,去了把人吓跑怎么办,还是悟空去吧?
00:04:19她,她长得比我还难看的。
00:04:23八戒,好不容易自告奋勇。
00:04:30就让她变个俊俏点的样子去吧。
00:04:36怎么样,师父。
00:04:39怎么样,师父。
00:04:39如此,快去快回吧。
00:04:42怎么样,师父。
00:04:52如此,快去快回吧。
00:04:58我们是来自东土大唐,要往西天拜佛求经的和尚。
00:05:01刚听你说前路有妖怪,究竟怎么回事?
00:05:04唉。
00:05:07前方山脉叫师陀陵。
00:05:11绵延八百里,向西用人间国度,名曰师陀国。
00:05:18国中风调雨顺,百姓安乐。
00:05:24原本是一方人间祥和之地。
00:05:25可惜,五百年前,从西边来了三个妖魔,
00:05:32占据了师父陵。
00:05:37还失败了你城的百姓。
00:05:38我当什么呢?
00:05:39原来就撒妖怪了。
00:05:40我老朱一耙子结果一个,
00:05:43我师兄子敲死一个,
00:05:46最后也留给我沙石地一铲子了身。
00:05:47要只有三个,老汉我还拦你作甚。
00:05:49那三个妖怪,吃完了人,还不走。
00:05:56反而占地建国。
00:05:57于城中,召集天下妖魔为子民。
00:06:02养人为牲畜,还设立百贯。
00:06:06令老虎为将军,命财狼为教尉。
00:06:11手下的小妖,南岭上有五千,
00:06:16北岭上有五千,
00:06:17东路口有一万,西路口有一万。
00:06:22巡逻放哨的有四五千,
00:06:27把守门户的也有一万。
00:06:29烧火的无数,打柴的也无数。
00:06:36总共算起来有四万七八千啊。
00:06:40这都是有名字带腰牌的。
00:06:43专门在这里吃人。
00:06:44啊,多?
00:06:47多少?
00:06:48四万。
00:06:49就这。
00:06:53还没算没名没编制的小妖们。
00:06:55要加上这些,一二十万都是有的。
00:06:59当日日诗人,火烹,火烹,火烛,量血为酒。
00:07:04再次五百年,吃尽了犀牛喝粥的人。
00:07:09李克,快快。
00:07:10嘿,我得赶紧回去。
00:07:12禀报师师傅。
00:07:13残阀!
00:07:13我得赶紧回去ψ夫!
00:07:22师傅…
00:07:23师傅,全入去不得!
00:07:25祠弟您叫施鸵领,是妖怪 Nossa!
00:07:27There are four million people in the world.
00:07:30How is it?
00:07:32You are afraid?
00:07:35You can't do this.
00:07:36You can't do this.
00:07:37You can't do this.
00:07:39You are the one who doesn't.
00:07:40You can't do this.
00:07:42Let's go to the same thing.
00:07:47The people are afraid of the monsters.
00:07:49You can't do this.
00:07:52There are so many monsters.
00:07:54But you can't do it.
00:07:55You may kill the monsters.
00:07:56You are afraid to kill yourself.
00:07:58You are afraid to do that?
00:08:02What will you do to have any forces?
00:08:05we must be afraid of the only one who will come to the sea.
00:08:07If there is a lie,
00:08:10you will be afraid to kill yourself!
00:08:13but you can't do it.
00:08:16If you want to go out your heart,
00:08:22Let's take a look at the truth.
00:08:25Yes, Master.
00:08:42Master, don't go out in the pool. I'll go back.
00:08:56Master, don't go up in the river.
00:09:00Master, give up!
00:09:00Master, don't go out now.
00:09:03Master, don't do theikes of the לה Islam.
00:09:07Master, don't go on the mission.
00:09:08Master, don't go to the following year.
00:09:09Master, don't go down the left夺 ihtom.
00:09:12Master, don't go down the throne.
00:09:13Master, don't go down theيد with therost.
00:09:14Master, don't go down the Homer,Halise.
00:09:14Master, don't go down the stairs.
00:09:30大哥 二哥 来 庆贺唐僧来了 我们干一杯 干
00:09:40嗯 大哥 怎么愁被哭脸的 大哥 我们马上就要吃唐僧
00:09:55你们把事情想得太简单了 那金蝉子虽然现在只是凡人 但他那大徒弟可不是简单人物 那红色可是丁瓦补天使说话时候 我们上古大能学习法术 十万天兵都奈何不了他 不是我们轻易能对付的
00:10:14十万天兵算什么 大哥 你忘了 之前天兵来找沙头 十万天兵被你一股全都追上了 你个臭猴子算个什么呀
00:10:24不可轻敌啊 不止多少好汉都死在了这猴子铁棒之下
00:10:32说来说去 怕的不就是那孙悟空吗 那只要拿下了孙悟空不就行了
00:10:39三爹 你有办法
00:10:43当然了 来腰啊 抬上来
00:11:00这是何物
00:11:04这是我离开灵山前 从宝库里顺手拿来的宝物 据说叫什么阴阳二气瓶子
00:11:10啊 哎哟 灵山的宝物也敢偷啊 不怕佛祖降罪啊
00:11:16哼哼 舅舅那外産的东西怎么了 熟来该孝敬我呢
00:11:21哎 好了 三爹 你这瓶子该怎么对付孙悟空
00:11:26此瓶子有七宝八卦 二十四戒 瓶中独成一封天地
00:11:31若装了人 那人不说话还不 你说话就有大火来烧他
00:11:37若瓶中人不怕火烧 那还有无数的毒蛇来咬他
00:11:41舌若咬不死 舌若就来三爹同乐图
00:11:45如此循环往复 瓶中过一百年 外面只过了一时三刻
00:11:51再厉害的神仙进去瓶中 迟早也得法力耗箭 化成浓水
00:11:57这么厉害
00:11:58哎呀 有此宝物 我们抓唐僧一如反掌 哈哈哈哈
00:12:04报 三位大王 离此地不足百里 发现唐僧踪迹
00:12:11哈哈哈哈 说唐僧 唐僧就到
00:12:18哎 大哥 孙悟空不在 天赐良机啊
00:12:23可那唐僧还有两个徒弟看守着 那猪头我不认识
00:12:29那那大胡子可是玉帝身边的卷帘大将
00:12:30卷帘大将算什么 玉帝在这儿我也照打不
00:12:34二哥 咱们一人对付一个 二哥 用你长鼻子将唐僧掳走
00:12:40嘿嘿 好
00:12:59有点意思
00:13:00有妖怪
00:13:02我的妈呀
00:13:07师父猫怕 我来挡住
00:13:09我最后 是 benefits
00:13:10我以为歐条项目的
00:13:13赛 testosterone
00:13:14赛好
00:13:24谢谢
00:13:25我的亲羽 afin
00:13:26我想听
00:13:26我得控 concret
00:13:30我得控 Pitt
00:13:37我大概不在于鹿 nap
00:13:38我不要
00:13:38我不会在你
00:13:42...
00:13:42...
00:13:42...
00:13:42...
00:13:42...
00:13:43...
00:13:43...
00:13:43I don't want to go, I don't want to go.
00:13:44You're not here, you're here.八戒,
00:13:47go ahead and help me. I'm not here.
00:13:55I have a giant giant
00:13:56lion. I want to give you
00:14:03a gift. Let's get the other
00:14:06one. Don't get the money.
00:14:13Let's go.
00:14:51师父!
00:14:52师父!
00:14:54师父!
00:15:08师兄!
00:15:09师父被妖怪抓走了!
00:15:10弄完了!
00:15:12红哥!
00:15:13要知道我弄丢了师父!
00:15:15非得罢了我的皮不可!
00:15:24快!
00:15:26三大王有令!
00:15:27刷锅砍柴!
00:15:29人不熬高层!
00:15:31唐僧要切片!
00:15:33算着吃!
00:15:38那大王有令!
00:15:40加紧寻山!
00:15:42小钻缝!
00:15:43小钻缝!
00:15:44教头!
00:15:45去寻南山口!
00:15:47发现孙悟空踪迹!
00:15:49立刻回报!
00:15:50是!
00:15:56带王叫我来寻山!
00:15:58带王叫我来寻山!
00:16:01我把人间转移完!
00:16:08小钻缝!
00:16:10有了!
00:16:18你是谁?
00:16:21你也是我们师婆灵本地妖吗哪个洞呢?
00:16:23你先说! 你是谁!
00:16:26我!
00:16:27Oh, I'm a big guy.
00:16:29The little guy is the little guy.
00:16:30Look at him.
00:16:32He's a big guy.
00:16:34Oh.
00:16:40You're who?
00:16:43I'm the old guy.
00:16:44He's your leader.
00:16:46The old guy.
00:16:48I didn't hear this.
00:16:52I didn't see you.
00:16:54I didn't see you.
00:16:56You're the old guy.
00:16:57He's asked.
00:16:58He's a good boy.
00:16:58This guy is a good guy.
00:17:00I'm so glad he didn't care about you.
00:17:03You're the old guy.
00:17:10Even if he's a good guy.
00:17:11You're the old guy.
00:17:12He's the old guy.
00:17:15He's a good guy.
00:17:16He's an old guy.
00:17:17He has to be a good guy.
00:17:19My daughter is a good guy.
00:17:21He's a good guy.
00:17:23The old guy says that he's a good guy.
00:17:25以封书信到陵山 努拐阿罗汉都来迎接 一只剑上天宫 十一大药各个相亲 天海龙与他为友 把洞贤长御来作会 十地严军以兄弟相称 舍令称皇 下跪请安
00:17:46又是个有主的妖怪
00:17:47你说什么
00:17:50没什么 那你们家戴王 可认识他爷爷齐天大圣啊齐天大圣谁啊孙
00:18:05孙悟空
00:18:27让阿老孙进你们老巢去看看小钻风回来了
00:18:51人仙粉砂糖 我最爱喝了
00:18:57这些妖魔如此吃人 陈山难道就看不见吗快闪开
00:19:00大王吩咐 砸水洗净唐僧你刚说什么
00:19:09洗唐僧你不知道吗 大王刚把唐僧抓到了什么
00:19:12唐僧在哪儿
00:19:13大殿里啊 正准备吃呢启禀三位大王
00:19:39唐僧以洗净带到
00:19:40大哥 咱们开始吧二位贤弟
00:19:55这次抓唐僧这么容易 但是没看到那只猴子啊大哥不用多虑
00:19:58阿比马歪 只怕是听了咱兄弟们的威名 早下跑了阿弥陀佛唐僧啊
00:20:08你今日是到不了灵山了
00:20:13喊阿弥陀佛也救不了你今日遇难的不是贫僧
00:20:20而是你们你说什么你们在西天极乐地战伤为王灭伏心妖
00:20:22吃人物术
00:20:25人神共愤千里难辱 苍天会惩治你们
00:20:32佛祖也会惩治你们哈哈哈哈 天理佛祖算个屁啊
00:20:34康僧啊 你把玉帝叫来 你看我皱不皱眉头康僧
00:20:43你正眼看看 我使托领十万妖兵 天下何惧十万妖兵
00:20:53贫僧只看到这漫山遍野的百万冤魂
00:21:02四所年不可活 我那大徒弟一定会为这百万冤魂讨个功道哼
00:21:04少废话 进我的古葬庙里让那猴子慢慢找吧来人哪
00:21:12把桃僧切成一万片
00:21:31好吧快活过去是无后什么什么
00:21:47I'll see who's going to do it,师父师父
00:21:56,弟子 came to the end悟空
00:21:58will be careful of those monsters Let him师父,
00:22:09I'll
00:22:09let you kill him
00:22:18拿下孙猴子者,升为总钻峰少唐僧肉一块让他也长生不老
00:23:09拿下孙猴子
00:23:30师父悟空一群杂碎休得猖狂
00:23:44悟空放了我师父
00:24:02感动我师父一根毫毛
00:24:12不管你们什么背景我都照杀不悟大哥
00:24:14大哥一起上
00:24:26一起上屁了你
00:24:40好啊舅舅劈死了大哥好身手啊
00:24:48一刀就结果了孙悟空没了孙悟空咱们就能痛快快地吃唐僧肉了
00:25:04哈哈哈谁说我死了呀他他参变成两个了我再砍
00:25:19奇了怪了越砍越多大哥莫慌这孙悟空懂分身术这是在耍你呢
00:25:39啊我的认识俺老孙啊还不磕头行礼今后见了你家大人陪你留点面子找死我来助你死我也来
00:26:11啊伤权难敌四手我走也哪里走他快没力气了加把劲看招
00:26:39这猴子逃了唐僧还在我们手上他爬不了妖怪好事本事可惜人尽奈何不了他们三人等我叫人了这鳄鱼给我这沐鱼给你这干粮给我
00:27:07师父的换袭袜子贵你二师兄师父生死未卜你竟然还要分行礼不分行礼干什么那妖怪有多凶你又不是不知道师父只怕凶多吉少我还是回我的高老张吧你哎大师兄你可回来了
00:27:35师父被妖怪抓走了我知道知道你可回来我去救师父逃你个猪头让你看好师父你竟然丢了找打哎呀猴哥哪妖怪人多啊我有什么办法大师兄先救师父要紧啊你以为我不知道妖怪人多吗我已经与他们交过手果不敌众没能救下师父你们立刻跟我走
00:27:53咱们去妖怪洞府救师父好就来快开门投降妖怪你猪爷爷来了妖怪快放了我师父
00:28:21孙猴子你个手下败将还敢打上门来刚才寡不敌众这回我兄弟提醒非把你这山洞一把火点了不可这猴子还多掉了三个帮手可惜啊都是我们兄弟的手下败将长鼻子笑你闭嘴不然阿朗朵一耙子把你摇个消掉你敢
00:28:25跟他们废坏什么这些杀了
00:28:40不然老实说大家怎么问我好动回
00:28:41Anna痛人女人よ好好
00:28:56I'm going to kill you.
00:29:01I'm going to kill you.
00:29:03I'm going to kill you.
00:29:25I'm going to kill you.
00:29:29I'm going to kill you.
00:29:44Okay.
00:30:38I'm going to kill you.
00:30:41I'm going to kill you.
00:30:41I'm going to kill you.
00:30:47I'm going to kill you.
00:30:48I'm going to kill you.
00:31:09I'm going to kill you.
00:31:11I'm going to kill you.
00:31:11I'm going to kill you.
00:31:24I'm going to kill you.
00:31:25I'm going to kill you.
00:31:29I'm going to kill you.
00:31:48I'm going to kill you.
00:31:50I'm going to kill you.
00:32:14I'm going to kill you.
00:32:18I'm going to kill you.
00:32:24四大师兄!
00:32:27四大师兄!
00:32:30这个臂毛温不识戒队,
00:32:31哪怪来知你, 你如何不走, 反去迎他?
00:32:35这口吞在肚中, 今日还是个和尚, 明日就是大粪呢!
00:32:42大哥好胃口啊!
00:32:44大哥二哥, 乘生追戚, 把唐僧剩下的童帝,
00:32:48翼王打剑!
00:32:54三十弟小白龙, 快逃命啊!
00:33:32大哥啊!
00:33:34三十弟!
00:33:44大哥 你怎么了
00:33:50这孙猴子一身钢筋铁骨 好生难消化 我这会儿肚子长得难受
00:33:56没事的 大哥 咱们赶紧回洞府里面 让小的们熬上一大锅盐水 再服用几筐消失的山楂果子 熬你什么头头铁壁 都能消化了
00:34:07啊 好
00:34:15这是拿老毛的胃力 好 既然让俺老孙进来了 就好好整治整治你
00:34:30大哥 稍坐 快 拿盐水果子来
00:34:40啊 盐水 这是打算淹死俺老孙呢
00:34:51你以洪水淹我 我有小船不怕
00:34:54啊 怎样了 大哥
00:34:59肚子水渣 不知道有没有淹死那猴子
00:35:04啊 我的儿 管了一肚子热水 供你孙外公洗澡呢 真暖和 真舒坦呢
00:35:12啊 什么 这猴子在我肚子里没死
00:35:15啊 盐水杀不死 就用蒜果子
00:35:18啊 好
00:35:27我的儿 你们石坨里的果子味道太差 完全比不上我化过膳的
00:35:32啊 啊 你个疏猴子的回处 我吃的果子倒是都便宜你了
00:35:38I bet I won't be the oldu
00:35:39My friend, I will eat some black
00:35:42You will have to eat some green
00:35:47孙悟空
00:35:48ınıere
00:35:49No
00:35:49No
00:35:50At the last few days, I wore a heel
00:35:53I'll be in my pants
00:35:54I won't be off
00:35:56I'll be in my pants
00:35:58You're out
00:35:58My son
00:35:59Y'all you have to go to my pants
00:36:01He will never go to my pants
00:36:10嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿 Ohhh
00:36:13乖乖孙儿 你不知情況 俺老孙保唐僧举行 隨身可是带了個大鐵鍋 你要是不給我吃的 我就教你這里邊的 肝腸肚育 一鍋煮了 做成雜碎湯匙 足夠我保到過清明節了
00:36:29大哥 这封猴子干得出来这事啊
00:36:33大哥别怕 你胃里没地方拿锅 它也生不起来火
00:36:40谁说我没地方吃锅造了 那三叉骨上就是好地方
00:36:43假如真让它吃起锅 收火点燃的浓烟呛到鼻孔里 大哥不得知心了
00:36:52那怎么办啊
00:36:54没事 等俺老孙把金箍瓣往肚脐盐里一戳
00:36:58同时看骷髅眼儿 一来能当天窗冲锋 二来能当烟洞
00:37:05你还要戳我肚气眼 气死我了
00:37:08几毒要来 丢那瓶 罗汉菩萨来了都能要翻的神仙岛
00:37:14沉在酒水里我缺和了
00:37:17是 大哥 千万别伤敌一千自损八百呀
00:37:25我跟着孙猴子玩命了
00:37:29俺老孙五百年前大闹天空时
00:37:31吃老军丹 玉黄酒 王牧桃 及凤随龙肝
00:37:35哪样东西我不曾吃过呀
00:37:37什么毒药赶来要我
00:37:58好酒啊 俺老孙可有五百多年都没喝过酒了
00:38:07好酒啊 俺老孙可有五百多年都没喝过酒了
00:38:09大哥 怎么样了 什么感觉
00:38:12奇了怪了
00:38:16我平日里一坛的酒下去不说大醉
00:38:17那也是脸红脚不飘的
00:38:20今日喝了感觉跟没喝一样
00:38:24该不是都为那该死的猴子喝了吧
00:38:28好酒 好酒 好酒啊
00:38:32太好了大哥
00:38:33这毒酒全被这猴子喝了
00:38:37他马上要没命了
00:38:38呵呵呵呵 哈哈哈
00:38:53哎呦 我的肚子呀
00:38:57哎呦
00:38:57哎呦
00:38:58玉玉
00:39:10噢
00:39:12大哥
00:39:18噢
00:39:19我的
00:39:20怎麼樣
00:39:21求饒 不求饒
00:39:23噢
00:39:23呸
00:39:25孙悟空
00:39:25有者你弄死我
00:39:27Well, I'll be able to fight you.
00:39:31Let's fight.
00:39:38My son, I'm a king of the king.
00:39:41I'm a king of the king.
00:39:43I'm not a king of the king.
00:39:46I'm a king of the king.
00:39:47I'm a king of the king.
00:39:48I'm a king of the king.
00:39:51My king is my king of the army.
00:39:54...
00:39:54...
00:39:55...
00:39:55...
00:39:56...
00:39:56...
00:39:56...
00:39:58可怜鲁鱼已贪生之地啊!
00:40:01瞅我大哥一命啊!
00:40:04我三叔弟愿放了你师父送你们过山!
00:40:08你们把我师父拐到这受苦?
00:40:10又是受惊吓!
00:40:12我师父身骄肉贵,哪受得了折腾?
00:40:15这你们得赔!
00:40:17大圣!
00:40:22我这神圣也没什么精引珠翠、琥珀玛瑙之类的珍宝
00:40:23怎么赔啊!
00:40:25怎么赔!
00:40:28就要你们兄弟三个取一尘香腾教,让我师父坐着!
00:40:33你们亲自抬着送我师父过这八百里尸陀陵!
00:40:35啊!
00:40:37八百年没受过这种鸟气!
00:40:39三弟!
00:40:40救大哥要紧哪!
00:40:43大圣爷!
00:40:47您说的我们三兄弟答应了!
00:40:50您说的我们三弟答应!
00:40:52好!
00:40:53你且把嘴张大!
00:40:54我自个儿废出来!
00:40:57大哥!
00:40:58等他出来时,把狗往心一摇!
00:41:00将猴摇碎!
00:41:02眼下动!
00:41:03他就再也不能折磨你了!
00:41:08我跟俺老孙耍花招!
00:41:11我拿着金箍吧!
00:41:12让你随便咬!
00:41:22大哥快咬!
00:41:27我的刘鸭!
00:41:28我的刘鸭!
00:41:31哼!
00:41:32好身狡猾的妖怪!
00:41:34竟敢哄骗你宋外公!
00:41:35我少你性命!
00:41:36你反而咬死我!
00:41:38今天我说什么也不出去了!
00:41:39不出去!
00:41:40啊!
00:41:41又进去了!
00:41:42啊!
00:41:43三弟!
00:41:46你出了什么嗖主意啊!
00:41:46如今没有着猴子,
00:41:48翻崩掉了我的牙!
00:41:50三五号!
00:41:51早听闻你大名,
00:41:53如雷贯耳!
00:41:55说你在南天门外示威,
00:41:57灵霄殿下城市,
00:41:58如今在西天路上,
00:42:00降摇覆怪!
00:42:02原来是个小辈的猴头!
00:42:03有能耐!
00:42:05但正大光明出来打斗啊!
00:42:07五百年前你这么说我,
00:42:08我还真会被激怒!
00:42:10但现在,
00:42:11你说什么都没用!
00:42:12放我师父!
00:42:16放!
00:42:17放!
00:42:18放!
00:42:18马上放人!
00:42:37师父!
00:42:41八戒!
00:42:47妖怪!
00:42:49要带我师父去哪!
00:43:04徒弟们,
00:43:05这些妖怪,
00:43:06已经被悟空制服了。
00:43:08哼,
00:43:09什么,
00:43:10被制服了。
00:43:11侯哥人啊 你不是被吞了吗
00:43:14八戒 我在这狮子的肚子里 只等过了狮子里 咱们就离开
00:43:21孙大圣啊 再往前 过了十杯就是狮子国国境外了 您快出来吧 我们再也不敢打您师父主意了
00:43:29是呀 是呀
00:43:31小白龙 你带师父先走
00:43:33是 大师兄
00:43:43孙大圣 你师父走远了
00:43:46好 你张嘴
00:43:58八戒 沙师弟 我们走
00:44:01哼 想走没那么容易
00:44:04打向真实
00:44:13虎哥 他们不守冤定
00:44:16啊 月亮到了 妖怪嘴里怎么可能有石化
00:44:20拦住他们
00:44:27八戒 杀师弟 咱兄弟三人一起杀出去
00:44:33好
00:44:33八戒 杀师弟 咱兄弟三人一起杀出去
00:44:49哪里来
00:44:50哪里来
00:44:52哪里来
00:45:01不杀
00:45:03上 nunca
00:45:03一用
00:45:06鬼gg
00:45:21这日子
00:45:22已快
00:45:26不辆
00:45:27尘弱
00:45:27尘弱
00:45:28尘弱
00:45:28尘弱
00:45:32尘弱
00:45:33I need a steel clad!
00:45:36.
00:45:36.
00:45:36.
00:45:36.
00:45:42.
00:45:43.
00:45:45.
00:46:10Oh
00:46:33Ahhhh!
00:46:37Ahhhh!
00:46:42Ahhhh!
00:46:43You can't see the monkey.
00:46:46Ahhhh!
00:46:48Ahhhh!
00:46:51Ahhhh!
00:46:55Ahhhh!
00:46:56Ahhhh!
00:46:58Ahhhh!
00:47:02Ahhhh!
00:47:03I've drowned you!
00:47:04You're a good jerk!
00:47:06Ahhhh!
00:47:09Ahhhh!
00:47:13Ahhhh!
00:47:20Cusatle!
00:47:23Ahhhh!
00:47:26Ahhhh!
00:47:27Ahhhh!
00:47:28Let's go.
00:47:49孙悟空,你必死无疑了,哈哈哈哈,三大王威武,回东府,开眼庆祝,吃糖色肉,是,
00:48:27三爹,这瓶子真能控住那孙悟空, 嘿嘿,大哥放心,我小一时三刻,孙悟空就将化成冬水,
00:48:44哈哈哈哈,啊,什么法宝,竟能将我聚进来,看我不打了你,
00:48:57哈哈哈哈哈哈,啊,什么法宝,竟能将我聚进来,看我不打了你,
00:48:59好强的力道,哈,别白白功夫了,这瓶子你是打不烂的,
00:49:05啊,打不烂,我撑破他,变大,变大,变大没用,变小,
00:49:24啊,这怎么会, 哼,没有呢,准备接受瓶中酷刑,也会洗礼吧,
00:49:32啊,不好,就这点火,也烧不到安老孙呢,
00:49:45啊,是吗,那万蛇哭呢,啊,蛇,
00:49:56啊,找打,哼,我的儿,你这瓶子也没多厉害啊,
00:50:03是吗,你再看看,啊,三美真火,
00:50:14哈哈哈哈,没招了吧,我小片刻,你就灰飞烟灭了,
00:50:20啊,师父,师兄啊,
00:50:31啊,
00:50:32啊,
00:50:35啊,
00:50:35啊,
00:50:36啊,
00:50:38师父,
00:50:40啊,
00:50:44我孙悟空纵横三剑,
00:50:45闹天宫,闯地府,乳龙宫,从未如此狼狈,
00:50:51今日,竟要化作这瓶中的浓穴,
00:50:54师父,
00:50:55八剑,
00:50:55沙僧,你必被这妖魔吃了,去今大夜,就此妖折,
00:51:00我愧对佛祖,愧对观音呢,身上的毛都被烧坏了,
00:51:05怎么还有这三根安然无恙?
00:51:08悟空,
00:51:11我赐你三根救命毫毛,
00:51:12关键时刻,可保你性命。
00:51:19这是观音,
00:51:20给的救命毫毛。
00:51:26啊,
00:51:32变,
00:51:34没有金刚钻,
00:51:35不懒瓷这活,
00:51:36我钻破你的瓶子,
00:51:38呵呵。
00:51:38啊,
00:51:40啊,
00:51:40啊,
00:51:40啊,
00:51:41啊,
00:51:43啊,
00:51:47啊,
00:51:49糙话,
00:51:50糙话,
00:51:52这下能出去了。
00:51:53advertisements,
00:52:01那猴子,
00:52:03這回该化成浓水了吧,
00:52:06我是老不放心。
00:52:08哈哈哈哈,
00:52:10大哥,
00:52:11放心,
00:52:11拆都多久过去了
00:52:15那猴子早该连骨头都化没了
00:52:16是吗
00:52:17快拿来我看看
00:52:19来人
00:52:22拍到大大王面前
00:52:40三大王 不好了 瓶子变轻了
00:52:46胡说 这可是佛门之宝
00:52:48北韩阴阳二气 怎么会变轻
00:52:53三大王 您看 是真的轻了
00:53:09这怎么会
00:53:14这瓶子是空的
00:53:17兄弟怎么有个骷髅啊 谁干的
00:53:23怪孙们 当然是你外公我呀
00:53:36是孙悟空他逃出来了
00:53:39它变成仓要飞出去了
00:53:42大苍蝇啊
00:53:43大苍蝇啊
00:53:48传令下去 关门关门 别让那猴头跑了
00:53:53孙悟空出来了 快跑啊
00:53:57死 tahun蝇啊
00:54:11ton蝇啊
00:54:17各位大王啊 你们不是要吃糖色肉吗 我怎么先把我老猪吓唬了 我老猪可是半年没洗澡 肉是臭的 要吃就先吃我师父啊
00:54:31你师父是压轴菜 你是头菜 大王说了 先把猪八戒洗净 烫了毛刮了皮 拿盐腌了下酒吃老猪
00:54:46冰火啊快拿家伙跟我走
00:54:50大王冻出事了好 兄弟们 走
00:54:55你们放开我啊 来人啊 救命啊这猪头
00:55:10亏他还当过天鹏元帅呢 竟然如此贪神怕死看我诊着他
00:55:25出雾能出雾能谁
00:55:34谁叫我我这雾能是观音菩萨亲戚的法名跟了师父后都喊八戒这荒交野岭的
00:55:35怎会有人知道我证明他
00:55:48是哪个叫我的法名 快出来是我你是哪个
00:56:01藏头落尾的敢不敢献个响我是因斯勾命的差人奉年王旨意
00:56:02特来勾你魂魄的
00:56:10殷差爷爷啊 您老先回去去跟阎王爷说说情他与我大师兄
00:56:16司悟空交情甚好求他通融一二
00:56:33让我多活一日明日再来勾我吧胡说先王要你三更死谁敢留人到四更啊趁早跟我走免得我拿出追命绳套上你的脖子硬扯
00:56:34长官行行好 看我这副博样也知道活不成了死是肯定死
00:56:56只求多等一日那妖精把我师父杀尸笔他们都抓了我与师父们见上最后一面再随你去因斯也算全了师都情分死而无憾了也罢
00:56:59我这勾魂批文上有三十个人
00:57:00都在这附近 等我把他们一并驱来再带你走
00:57:09再带你走也容你耽搁这一日只是我刨腿辛苦
00:57:11你可有赢钱啊 拿些出来给我也好当路费我老住一个出家人
00:57:28四大皆空啊哪有什么钱啊
00:57:29若无赢钱 那就别啰嗦直接套上身子跟我走长官
00:57:38别转我 别转我我认得
00:57:44你这是夺命手一旦套上脖子魂魄就被勾走了我有钱
00:57:45有钱孝敬你在哪儿
00:57:55快拿出来磨磨蹭蹭的表现我直接带你回地府可怜啊可怜
00:57:56我自作了和尚 有些善信人家摘森见我时长大
00:58:11就悄悄撒我点碎银子买饼吃我便一分一分攒着零零碎碎攒了五千银子前些日子到女儿国
00:58:15央求银匠融在一起那银匠没天理
00:58:22还偷了我几分最后只上四千六分的一块马蹄银你拿了去吧
00:58:24这呆子 穷的裤子都没得穿倒会藏银子你这银子藏在何处快说
00:58:40在我做二的眼里塞着来我被捆着双手拿不得你自家神手去摸吧
00:59:06你这呆子 还真是四千六分钟啊你这呆子
00:59:09还真是四千六分钟啊
00:59:11你还来捉弄我 还诈骗我的银子你良心被狗吃了
00:59:19你良心被狗吃了你这呆子
00:59:24俺老孙保师父系天取境一路上不知受了多少苦难披荆斩鸡
00:59:26降妖除魔你倒好 躲在一边吐懒不算还偷偷挡四方去我挡钱怎么了
01:00:01这都是舍不得吃从牙缝里抠出来的想着攒着买皮布做点新衣服的你倒好平白无故下我一场还抢我的银子快把钱还我你离都不给这银子就当你攒四方前的惩罚亏我了罢了罢了买命钱全绕于你好歹你也得救我出去不然我这银子岂不是白给了莫及
01:00:31既拿了你的银子自然救你魔侯哥趁现在小妖不备咱们趁机跑了吧别再应场了那三个妖怪太厉害咱打不过亏你还是天鹏元帅下凡
01:00:42尽这般没骨气今日偏不跑还要救师父和沙士弟出来啊我还要硬碰硬啊走分头行动
01:01:05孙恩孙恩孙恩悟空孙恩悟空这沙和尚打回原形
01:01:17沾着人肉江这大将沙士
01:01:19Oh
01:01:31What's your name?
01:01:34My brother
01:01:36I know you haven't died
01:01:42Let's eat the meat
01:01:44I'm so tired.
01:01:47What are you doing?
01:01:50The king said that the dragon can't eat.
01:01:53You have to go to the sea of the dragon.
01:01:59What do you think?
01:02:01You think there will be a person to help you?
01:02:07The king?
01:02:09Where is the黑烟?
01:02:19出发戒
01:02:38二师兄
01:02:39小白龙
01:02:42快跟我去找当师兄会合
01:03:00救师父好报三位大王唐僧四个徒弟在洞中杀疯了我们兵力太少根本抵挡不住啊什么什么他们都脱困了哎呀
01:03:12这可如何是好啊我和大哥都被孙悟空打招战力锐减如今唯一能对付孙悟空的法宝又被钻破了我们三兄弟打不过他们自个了
01:03:18慌什么唐僧还在我们手里来
01:03:34唐僧三弟有唐僧也没用啊咱这石头灵四万多小药都守不住地方了石头灵守不住我还有石头骨啊你是说
01:03:35哎 大哥二哥我石头城中可是有百万妖怪的我们带唐僧退出石头城以多咬死相孙悟空再有本事也抗衡不了百万妖兵对呀就让孙悟空看看我石头过真正的恐怖
01:03:50传令全队我石头过真正的恐怖
01:03:53传令城镇退守石头城
01:03:57妖怪放我师父
01:04:02豹哥 妖怪怎么都跑了
01:04:04大师兄 妖怪们留了字
01:04:07三五号 想救你师父 有胆就来石头城
01:04:14石头城
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