00:09can i help you i'm just picking up a gift for my girlfriend that's sweet but that watch is five
00:16hundred thousand dollars it shouldn't be the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters which will
00:21result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy please take it off the floor
00:26look i don't have time for this lvmx the largest luxury brand empire in the world
00:33just bought us and their mysterious owner is coming here today yeah so i heard
00:49surprise oh my god oh my god wow i i am so sorry mr dawson i i didn't
00:55realize it was you don't worry about it i dressed down today
01:10oh i can't see get down press the line
01:19everybody get on the ground now
01:28mr dawson needs us
01:32let's go boys you grab the bags and come with us
01:38yeah i don't think so oh we got a smart ass huh i'll give you 10 seconds before i put
01:43a bullet in
01:44that smoke face of yours can we make it five what yeah five seconds that should be enough time five
01:52four three you're dead kid two and enjoy prison
02:00what the
02:04don't move get the back get back right now or i'll shoot the kid
02:11i'm warning you
02:14weak spot bad wrist hairline fracture that never healed
02:38this one's perfect i'll take it i'd love to stay in chat but
02:45my coffee is here and i'm gonna be late for my first day of class
03:00you were born with supervision
03:05i know and with that power you created lbmx a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face
03:12of
03:12the earth is there a question in there somewhere maple valley is a prestigious high school best in
03:17the country but it's still just that a high school you don't need this but i do need katie
03:24you know we've been dating long distance for forever now and i'm going to surprise her today
03:32and finally reveal who i really am she'll be shocked yeah especially when she finds out that i was able
03:39to use my connections to get her favorite social media idol live sparks to transfer to this school
03:49mr dawson maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
03:53i can't i miss home room oh my god i wonder where katie is oh my god
04:05it's live sparks
04:14i can't believe she's at her school she's one of the hardest influencers in the world
04:19what katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol miss sparks will not be taking selfies today
04:30hey you what's sparks i have a 4.0 i drive a mercedes goal wing and i also have 400
04:38million followers
04:39across all my socials uh i'm eric i have a 0.0 and i don't drive although i'm pretty good
04:48skateboarding
04:48and i have no followers on any social media hey well you're not exactly what i was expecting but
04:57i guess you're my new boyfriend now what boyfriend i'm sorry i thought my messages were pretty clear
05:04having a boyfriend will be good for my image i mean we just need to be seen in public together
05:09a few
05:09times you are the fake boyfriend that we hired right i think you've got the wrong guy i have a
05:16girlfriend and that watch is for her i thought that i told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired
05:24standing here for me i was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
05:37oh look i am so sorry about all this live wait it's okay
05:45you need more than a tonic that's not a sore throat you're going to die
05:50what why would you say that to me if you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes you will
05:55die
05:57promise me you'll go see the nurse okay look first of all i've got the world's best online
06:03doctors on speed dial why would i ever go see the school nurse just promise me
06:10you need to go get your throat checked go now okay fine
06:23you're kind of weird go now
06:30wouldn't hurt tell dr schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
06:54you're like my summer fling you can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
07:02wait this is the poor townie boy you were swimming with jeez buddy did you find that uniform in the
07:08dumpster who's this guy this guy is miles pickett i'm a big deal around here bro oh
07:19this is sweet did you save up every last penny buying a cheap knockoff to impress your
07:25girlfriend katie huh meanwhile hosting a party at my house this saturday to welcome live sparks
07:32to our school how would you like to hang out with your item really yeah
07:43it's already been almost 10 minutes i can't believe i let him freak me out enough to call you here
07:48all right live say ah ah what hold on
08:21you're lucky one more minute and
08:24that would have killed you he was right but how that's not a sore throat you're going to die
08:32i need to find that boy
08:36katie
08:38is this who you really want miles got me a face time with my idol live sparks meanwhile you bought
08:45me a cheap knockoff watch
08:50she has no idea that i'm the one who got live to transfer here in the first place miles is
08:55legit
08:56you're just a poverty case you wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
09:06and this by the way not a knockoff this watch is worth more than your house
09:16you're hilarious buddy i almost want you to stick around so you can make me love more
09:28you're just not from the same worlds eric
09:36you're right we're not
09:41i really thought i knew her
09:49there you are
09:51oh my god you were right thank you you how did you know that there was a spider in my
09:56throat
09:57it's a little hard to explain but i have x-ray vision
10:04no really i was born with it really yeah really okay then what color is my bra
10:17a gentleman never looks sure you are so weird what happened with your girlfriend
10:27former girlfriend she broke up with me
10:35won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation
10:39i am one of the most famous teenagers in the world i think i'll be fine
10:45i am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
10:53did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision
10:58big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
11:03speaking of which i'll do it
11:06do what i'll be your trophy boyfriend
11:09you look like you could use the affection
11:12it looks like you could use the money
11:14pays ten thousand
11:16an hour
11:17it's quite a bit under what i'm used to getting paid
11:20but in total
11:24look
11:26they're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me
11:30it'll be our first appearance together
11:33and don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff okay
11:40your bra's red
11:43and quite scandalous for school
11:48don't be late
11:53beat it loser this party's for the school's elite not for nerds with pokemon watches huh
12:05what a squid
12:08what a jerk
12:12hey that was a really cool watch tell you what do you want to trade that that's a rolex
12:19i like yours more thanks make sure to change the battery every six months though
12:28i didn't know you were so sweet
12:36wow
12:45oh i'm i'm sorry i'm a bit underdressed my wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private jet
12:50refuels
12:51sure
12:52look i heard that the head of lvmx is going to be here later
12:55yep that would be me
12:57so tonight has to be perfect
13:00that means that if anyone messes with me
13:02or my boyfriend
13:04i will personally use my fame money and power to destroy them on a molecular level
13:13my publicist is calling here is the invite and purse see there
13:25oh my god miles i can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the live sparks
13:29of course you know she's such a big influencer
13:32this is so cool i mean i'm gonna pitch her my makeup line and if she promotes it i'd make
13:37millions
13:41what the hell is he doing here
13:45hey buddy
13:47this is an exclusive party so you got two options you better either get out or i'll kick you out
13:55hey he looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster
14:01he looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
14:07you're trespassing eric no i'm not i'm live sparks plus one
14:17wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait the live sparks invited you yep
14:29leave sparks wouldn't allow this come back even 10 feet close to her
14:34he's probably a stalker
14:38you a stalker bro why don't you uh go to her house and find this outfit huh what else you
14:43take her clothes her her panties huh
14:50you're disgusting
14:53eric you idiot what do you think liv is gonna do when she finds out you're pretending to be her
14:58boyfriend
14:58she will crush you
15:01in that case you probably don't want to piss her off by like i don't know insulting her date
15:08listen up
15:09listen up everyone
15:10listen up everyone
15:11listen up everyone get this gooner freak out of here before liv sparks shows up
15:14in get this go
15:14in get this go
15:14i want to see the pictures
15:14i want to see if you can
15:15you want to see if you want to go out
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