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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model, ball on the water, career on the line, but not a single
00:00:11player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:18Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy, I can take that back, Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around
00:00:47the world.
00:00:48Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations my friend, winning three Grand Slams in a row, you truly are the undeniable
00:00:59king of golf!
00:01:01How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:05I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:07Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:09Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:11Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:01:13Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:14I'm so sorry.
00:01:17I gotta go, excuse me.
00:01:18I gotta go.
00:01:25I'm sorry, we saved your daughter.
00:01:28But your wife.
00:01:30There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife.
00:01:34Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:38What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanting me to give this to you.
00:01:51To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:57No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:01Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:05Now go get him, Lion.
00:02:06I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I'm so sorry, Claire.
00:02:21I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:28I promise.
00:02:30I will not do the same thing to my daughter.
00:02:40Hey.
00:02:41Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure?
00:02:45If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:50Lion.
00:02:51You'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot.
00:03:10Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey buddy, go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:28There you go.
00:03:29Now I'm paying you.
00:03:31Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:34You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough.
00:03:51Mr. Smith.
00:03:53I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:55This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:58Come on, Mia.
00:03:59Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:14Let me handle it.
00:04:18See, even the help knows its place.
00:04:20You've got to trash.
00:04:21Do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:26I bet he will.
00:04:54Hey!
00:04:55Hey!
00:04:55Hey!
00:04:55Hey!
00:04:55Hey!
00:04:55Don't touch me!
00:04:56Hey!
00:04:59Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:06I could have done better.
00:05:07I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:09He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:15Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the US Open?
00:05:20Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:24I'm sorry.
00:05:25I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:31I see real talent in you.
00:05:33Don't waste it.
00:05:35It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby.
00:05:53Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:55You know, making a comeback.
00:05:58I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:59I already told you my answer.
00:06:01I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:14I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:16Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:18You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:42You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God.
00:06:48It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:51The small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:55He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough.
00:06:58Settle down, girls.
00:07:00Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:10But-
00:07:11But you're too poor.
00:07:13Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:15Yeah.
00:07:15Guess what?
00:07:16Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:19And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:28Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:32But I don't need it.
00:07:36I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:39I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:42But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:49And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:52And you let it happen.
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:55I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her.
00:07:59I-
00:08:00I-
00:08:01Hey!
00:08:11Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:13There is 10k.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:23It's not my fault.
00:08:25You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:32Come on, Angel.
00:08:33Get your stuff.
00:08:34Let's go.
00:08:36See, I told you so.
00:08:39Wait, Mr. Smith.
00:08:40About that donation.
00:08:42Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week, I'll be forced to give the spot
00:08:48to Rosa.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:58No.
00:08:59I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:01I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:02I'll be a good kid.
00:09:05I don't wanna cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie.
00:09:08I'm sorry.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:12Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I buried the man I used to be.
00:09:22But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:24It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:42Gabriel, get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:10:06Sis.
00:10:07Qualifying match next week.
00:10:09Woo!
00:10:10I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:16Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:17With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:21They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:23And if it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would've...
00:10:26Jake is young and talented.
00:10:28Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:29It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:34If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:38Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:42Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:44What?
00:10:44Shut up.
00:10:46Two yards.
00:10:50What?
00:10:55What do you mean two yards?
00:10:57His grip's weak.
00:10:59Ball's gonna fade.
00:11:01Two yards to the right.
00:11:02Shut up, dude.
00:11:03You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:06Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:09I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:11Ignore him, okay?
00:11:12Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:14He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:17But you guys really don't see this?
00:11:20I guess that makes sense.
00:11:22This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:26Well, tell me.
00:11:27What do you see?
00:11:352.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:38And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:40If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:42Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:44He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:46What do you know?
00:11:47How about you go?
00:11:48And go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:50You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:58Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it.
00:12:01But we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:202.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:29Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:30Nothing.
00:12:31What's up with you guys?
00:12:33I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:34Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:37This...
00:12:41Come on, man.
00:12:43Jake.
00:12:43You keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:47Oh man, let go!
00:12:48You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:50You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:53Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:55I was right.
00:12:57He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:59Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:01Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:02It'll just take a moment.
00:13:03Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:06This guy's a rookie.
00:13:07What?
00:13:08He could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:11I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before quals.
00:13:13No.
00:13:13No.
00:13:14I believe him.
00:13:15And he makes a good point.
00:13:18He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:21Seriously?
00:13:22He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:26And he's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:27A guy who never swung a golf club.
00:13:29I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:45Who's this asshole?
00:13:46Tyler Carter.
00:13:48Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:49You know.
00:13:50Most recent world champion.
00:13:52And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:58It's all on my wrist, baby.
00:14:04Ready?
00:14:08It's always here to start shit.
00:14:10Yeah.
00:14:10I got it.
00:14:11Oh.
00:14:12Good job, baby.
00:14:14Oh my gosh.
00:14:17Look who it is.
00:14:20Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:23Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:25Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:28You're not welcome here.
00:14:30Leave.
00:14:32Oh.
00:14:33Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:35Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:14:37You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:38How about that?
00:14:39Me, uh...
00:14:41Dreaming of trophies?
00:14:42When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:46God.
00:14:47It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:51Look.
00:14:52We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:54It's just not possible.
00:14:55Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:57You sign over August to me.
00:14:59And I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:02We can all go home happy.
00:15:05All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:07It's all yours, baby.
00:15:09Never.
00:15:12August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:15My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:18Okay. Option two.
00:15:20You put this on.
00:15:23You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:25I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:27Fuck you, man. Fuck you!
00:15:29You and me, let's go at it. Sudden deathmatch.
00:15:33Lose your backside to the quals tomorrow.
00:15:37So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:15:40He's an idiot.
00:15:43Fine. But you better not be all barking.
00:15:46You better have some bites, you boy.
00:15:51Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:58Fuck off, man. Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:01You need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:02He's provoked you, okay? You're too emotional now.
00:16:04And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:06You won't win.
00:16:07Shut up!
00:16:08You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:10You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:13Looks like Tyler wants a sudden deathmatch on the first hole.
00:16:27You see that?
00:16:293-0-2 yards, mid fairway.
00:16:32Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:36Show him, Jake.
00:16:39That stance. It's too low.
00:16:42That ball's going off course.
00:16:44What did you just say?
00:16:45I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:47Will you quit the yapping?
00:16:48You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're professional or something.
00:16:51I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:53Don't backseat it.
00:17:05Hopeless. What an idiot.
00:17:07Oh my gosh.
00:17:102-13 in the rough?
00:17:12Oh my god.
00:17:13My granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:32If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:35Time for a little help.
00:17:40Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:42You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:43This is serious.
00:17:44Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:03Holy shit.
00:18:06Let's go!
00:18:07That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:09Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:11A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:12Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:17Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:19Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:32Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:34With that perfect lie, we might just win this thing.
00:18:36Come on, Jake.
00:18:37You gotta pull through.
00:18:43Thanks, doll.
00:18:48Ready or not.
00:18:51Here I come!
00:18:53Oh!
00:18:54Hey!
00:18:55Shit!
00:18:57Should've been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:58Oh, my God.
00:19:00He was standing right here.
00:19:02You knew that.
00:19:02You did that on purpose.
00:19:04It's against the rules.
00:19:05Thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:07Doing this casual.
00:19:09There's no need for rules.
00:19:10I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:12There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:15Whatever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:21A torn ligament?
00:19:23Must've been strained for a long time.
00:19:26Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:28Who is he, really?
00:19:31Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:32I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:33No.
00:19:34I can keep going.
00:19:35I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:38Oh, my God.
00:19:41Hogs Golf Club.
00:19:42It's the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:44I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:49It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:52If I find you in my bed tonight naked,
00:19:54I might let you keep your club.
00:19:55What the fuck did you say?
00:19:57Watch this bitch.
00:20:02Is that the best you got?
00:20:05I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:17Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:19He needs to put the ball in the hole to win, but his wrist.
00:20:21Will you stop?
00:20:23As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:26No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:31You're still powering through?
00:20:33How don't I help you with that?
00:20:38That's enough.
00:20:44I'll take it from here.
00:20:48Will you back off?
00:20:50This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:52Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:54Jake, that's enough.
00:20:55Step down.
00:20:56If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:58Let Bobby take over.
00:21:02Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:05You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:21:08What?
00:21:09Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:14You got some balls.
00:21:16I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:19You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:25This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:36This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:41And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:44Just look at yourself.
00:21:46Covered in filth.
00:21:47Carrying around a burden.
00:21:49You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:55Excuse me, sir.
00:21:57Don't mind him.
00:21:58He's an asshole.
00:22:00I'm Mia.
00:22:01I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:05And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter,
00:22:07I'd be happy to help.
00:22:27Is that your wife?
00:22:29Should have brought her with ya.
00:22:31I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:34A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:38The only hole you'll make is your wife.
00:22:43That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:48front of her grave.
00:22:49I'm begging.
00:22:50The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:52Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:55You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:58And losers got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:04Deal.
00:23:06You better keep your word.
00:23:21This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:22Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:24We're screwed.
00:23:25We're clear this groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August.
00:23:28You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:33Humidity, 60%.
00:23:34Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:45Please clear the water.
00:23:47Forget about the hole.
00:23:49You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:50I win.
00:23:52I win.
00:24:04What the fuck?
00:24:07What the fuck?
00:24:10Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:11There's no way.
00:24:12It's a trick shot.
00:24:13You can't control where it lands.
00:24:18What the fuck?
00:24:20What the water?
00:24:22I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:23But how?
00:24:24It's a miracle.
00:24:25Am I dreaming?
00:24:26Did we actually beat the gold hills, bastards?
00:24:29This is impossible.
00:24:31There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:34Impossible.
00:24:36That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:38No.
00:24:39Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:42Even Kane.
00:24:43Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:52Is he?
00:24:53A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:55Who are you?
00:25:00Who are you?
00:25:01Me?
00:25:02I'm a nobody.
00:25:03I'm a gardener.
00:25:04You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:06I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:10Yes, of course.
00:25:12You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:13We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:15Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:18Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:20Well, he doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:22I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:23We should reconsider.
00:25:24Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:26I mean...
00:25:27How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:29If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:32All the things he could be doing.
00:25:34Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be left out.
00:25:38Okay, silence.
00:25:39It's all of you.
00:25:40I believe in Bobby.
00:25:42And he's our only hope now.
00:25:44Hey, Bobby.
00:25:45I got cash.
00:25:46Hot babes.
00:25:48You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club, I got anything you could ever want.
00:25:53I can't pay you cash or an advancement.
00:25:56But I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club.
00:26:00If you'll still have us.
00:26:02I heard golf clubs going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:05Every check you get is going to bounce.
00:26:07Come on.
00:26:08Don't be stupid.
00:26:09Just give me the word.
00:26:10It's all yours.
00:26:15Tuition, 70k a year.
00:26:25I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:27I don't need much in life.
00:26:33I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:36My heart's racing.
00:26:38What's going on?
00:26:40You old bastard.
00:26:43You're going to regret this.
00:27:08Men honor their words.
00:27:12Dogs run with their tails.
00:27:13Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:15What are you, little boy?
00:27:16You motherfucker.
00:27:18Mark my words.
00:27:20You motherfuckers are going to regret this.
00:27:22Come on, girls.
00:27:32You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:35A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:38It was a fluke.
00:27:40If you just give me another chance, I'll do it.
00:27:44Useless.
00:27:44The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:48You better not fail me again in a qualification match.
00:28:00I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:28:04But it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:28:09I can't believe he's been retired for six years already.
00:28:12You still think about him?
00:28:18I don't know.
00:28:20Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:37Come on.
00:28:39Come on, where?
00:28:40We're leaving.
00:28:42We're leaving.
00:28:44You're drunk.
00:28:46I'm taking you home.
00:28:48Party pooper.
00:28:52Such a gentleman.
00:28:56I'm so thirsty.
00:28:58I'll get you some water.
00:29:09Good work.
00:29:19Thanks for having me.
00:29:26Together, we're fluffy.
00:29:30Let's see.
00:29:30I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:29:41Mia, you're drunk.
00:29:44Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:46Mm-hmm.
00:30:24I had a lot of fun last night.
00:30:30I had fun, too. A lot of fun.
00:30:36Good afternoon.
00:30:39My name is Joanna Wilson,
00:30:41vice president of the USGA.
00:30:44On behalf of the Gophers Association,
00:30:47I'd like to welcome you all
00:30:48to the US Open press conference.
00:30:5550 players with the top all-time rankings
00:30:58will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:01But this year,
00:31:03we'd like to reveal those rankings
00:31:05with something special.
00:31:08This AI-powered golf ball
00:31:11can scan your swing ID
00:31:13and match to your rank.
00:31:16Now, who's up first?
00:31:20Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:23I guess you losers ought to pack up
00:31:25and get going.
00:31:31Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:33Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:35Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:31:37You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:38Be my guest.
00:31:40Okay.
00:31:41Let you write down
00:31:42what is a more measure of library.
00:31:43What if we need?
00:31:54Yeah.
00:32:00Nice, man.
00:32:00Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:01Absolutely we are.
00:32:03It's done.
00:32:04Enough wasting my time.
00:32:05By the way,
00:32:07only reason I let you two go first
00:32:09so that everybody here
00:32:10is aware of how under-ranked you are.
00:32:17This is a press conference,
00:32:19not a dumpster.
00:32:20What are you doing here?
00:32:21You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:23You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:24Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:32:27Okay.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:31Sit back.
00:32:32You'll see my rank.
00:32:34Hey, get this.
00:32:35I want a close-up on his face
00:32:37while I crush him on my heel.
00:32:41Okay.
00:33:09He's 15.
00:33:11Every member of Golden Hill
00:33:12is a total beast.
00:33:13Pretty much.
00:33:14Don't cry, though.
00:33:15It's okay.
00:33:16You may lose to me,
00:33:18but all of you
00:33:19are better than him.
00:33:22You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:23The best you've got is dead last.
00:33:26You know what, Tyler?
00:33:26Shut up.
00:33:27August is not going to be dead last.
00:33:29Just mark my words.
00:33:30Mia, don't waste your breath
00:33:31on this guy.
00:33:32He's ranked 15th.
00:33:34He's a nobody.
00:33:36Wow.
00:33:37That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:33:39Do you even know what it means
00:33:41to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:33:43Gardner?
00:33:44The August golf club
00:33:45sent their groundskeeper
00:33:46to the U.S. Open.
00:33:47What the hell?
00:33:47Yeah, she sure did.
00:33:48I think you should be disqualified.
00:33:50All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:55Golfers are forged
00:33:56from hard work and talent.
00:33:58Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:59The only insult here
00:34:00is your elitist attitude.
00:34:02August golf course owner
00:34:03crashed the press conference
00:34:05to throw a tantrum.
00:34:06Yeah, she did.
00:34:07Golf club
00:34:07on the verge
00:34:08of going bankrupt.
00:34:10Okay, that is not
00:34:11what is happening here.
00:34:27trashy people like you deserve
00:34:28to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:32I'm going to knock you
00:34:33off your high horse.
00:34:37What do you think
00:34:37you're doing?
00:34:38Ice here, kid.
00:34:39you're not going
00:34:40to want to miss this.
00:34:48This is my rating.
00:35:07Six years ago, you retired,
00:35:10banished without a trace,
00:35:12only leaving behind
00:35:14your legacy.
00:35:18Talented golfers,
00:35:20right come and gone.
00:35:22Kane was crowned
00:35:22the new king of golf.
00:35:24He's nothing compared
00:35:26to you and your peak.
00:35:27Mr. Hale,
00:35:29you have to see this.
00:35:30We got a ping
00:35:32on the golden scanner.
00:35:33The all-time number one.
00:35:38I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:40To celebrate your comeback,
00:35:43I'm going to return
00:35:44all your trophies to you.
00:35:47Take these.
00:35:48Let's go.
00:35:49The champ!
00:35:53What?
00:35:54Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:56According to the
00:35:57Govers Association rules,
00:35:59only the top ten
00:36:00Govers in the nation
00:36:01have their rank locked.
00:36:02That means he's one
00:36:03of the top ten golfers
00:36:05in the U.S.
00:36:05No, that can't be right.
00:36:08Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:09Cold hard facts.
00:36:11I guess the whole world
00:36:12is going to know
00:36:13that the Golden Hills
00:36:13Country Club
00:36:14is all bark
00:36:15and no bites.
00:36:20Quickly,
00:36:20to the press conference
00:36:21and bring the trophies.
00:36:23All of them.
00:36:25I want the world
00:36:26to know
00:36:26that the Roaring Lion
00:36:28has returned.
00:36:32Wait.
00:36:33There's an explanation
00:36:34for this.
00:36:35He's not a pro golfer,
00:36:36so he's probably
00:36:37not even registered.
00:36:38Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:39How would a failing club
00:36:40like the Obagust
00:36:41have a top ten player
00:36:42with him?
00:36:43Well, if I'm just
00:36:44an amateur
00:36:45and you lost to me,
00:36:47what does that make you?
00:36:49You're getting pretty
00:36:49cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:51You know the Golden Hills
00:36:52created this AI system.
00:36:54We have the right
00:36:55to unlock it.
00:36:56If you get on your knees
00:36:56right now,
00:36:57I might let you go.
00:37:00Don't take my generosity
00:37:01for granted.
00:37:01Well, go ahead.
00:37:02Unlock.
00:37:03I'm not going to stop you
00:37:04from humiliating yourself.
00:37:06Go, boys.
00:37:09You're going to regret that.
00:37:10Get ready, folks.
00:37:11This little clown's
00:37:12about to give us
00:37:12a strip show.
00:37:24What?
00:37:26He's not just
00:37:27in the top ten?
00:37:28He's the best
00:37:29in the country?
00:37:30That means
00:37:31he's ranked higher
00:37:32than the Grand Slam
00:37:33winner Kane.
00:37:34How?
00:37:36Could it be?
00:37:39No, that can't be right.
00:37:41There's got to be
00:37:42a glitch in the system.
00:37:43He's got a point.
00:37:44Can you imagine
00:37:45the Grand Slam winner
00:37:45lying, raking leaves?
00:37:47No way.
00:37:48Thank goodness.
00:37:49You almost ruined
00:37:49our association's reputation.
00:37:51You just had
00:37:52one lucky stroke.
00:37:54You thought
00:37:54you could fool me,
00:37:55you little bitch.
00:37:56This golf tournament's
00:37:57for pros,
00:37:58not no amateurs
00:37:58like you.
00:37:59Boys, get them
00:38:00out of here.
00:38:00That's not up to you.
00:38:02That's up to
00:38:03the Golfers Association.
00:38:05Miss Wilson,
00:38:06as the vice president
00:38:07of the association,
00:38:09there has to be
00:38:09a rule against
00:38:10this discrimination.
00:38:11Tyler,
00:38:13should I throw out
00:38:13the riffraff?
00:38:14I knew you,
00:38:15making you my VP
00:38:16was the best decision
00:38:17I could make.
00:38:22You're on their side?
00:38:23Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:25It's called
00:38:26networking, sweetheart.
00:38:27I know your little
00:38:27backwater club
00:38:28don't even know
00:38:29what that is.
00:38:31I think we should
00:38:32get them out of here.
00:38:33An unranked opportunist
00:38:35like yourself
00:38:36doesn't deserve to golf
00:38:38with pros like Tyler.
00:38:40On behalf of
00:38:41the Golfers Association,
00:38:43I'm revoking your entry
00:38:45into the U.S. Open.
00:38:46You bastards.
00:38:47I'm reporting you
00:38:49to the president
00:38:49of the association.
00:38:50Gabriel would never
00:38:51stand for this
00:38:52blatant nepotism.
00:38:53The chairman?
00:38:54That old man
00:38:55is busy drinking tea
00:38:56in his office.
00:38:58Don't bother him
00:38:59with your petty drama.
00:39:00Empetism's a big word
00:39:01for you, ma'am.
00:39:03You think Gabriel
00:39:04gives a shit
00:39:04about your little
00:39:05shitty club?
00:39:06He's got better
00:39:07things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:09Boys, get them
00:39:09out of here.
00:39:10I'm sick of
00:39:11seeing their faces.
00:39:12Make sure they're gone.
00:39:13I don't want them
00:39:13crawling back.
00:39:15This is my turn!
00:39:21This is my turn!
00:39:28Hands off!
00:39:32That's the bus
00:39:33the chairman had
00:39:34custom-made for Lion.
00:39:36No one's ever seen it.
00:39:37Why did he bring it today?
00:39:38The Riders,
00:39:40President's Cup,
00:39:41Masters,
00:39:42the Open,
00:39:42the PGA Tour,
00:39:43they're all Grand Slam trophies
00:39:45and there's multiple?
00:39:47Mr. Chairman,
00:39:49what are you doing here?
00:39:50I'm here to remind everyone
00:39:52that the Open
00:39:53is run
00:39:54by the Golfers Association,
00:39:57not Golden Hills.
00:39:59Mr. Chairman,
00:40:00these two crashed
00:40:02the press conference.
00:40:03I'm just throwing
00:40:04out the trash.
00:40:05The trash?
00:40:09How dare you?
00:40:11Do you have no idea
00:40:13who he is?
00:40:14Are you serious
00:40:16right now?
00:40:17You're forgetting
00:40:18who makes your paychecks.
00:40:21who gave you permission
00:40:23to speak?
00:40:25He is
00:40:26the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:28Mr. Hale,
00:40:30there's a bug
00:40:31in the system.
00:40:32He's not even
00:40:33in the rankings.
00:40:33He's a nobody.
00:40:35A nobody!
00:40:36So all these trophies
00:40:38he won
00:40:39mean nothing to you?
00:40:40All these trophies
00:40:42belong to him.
00:40:44That's impossible.
00:40:45He's done the impossible.
00:40:46Time and time again.
00:40:49All these trophies
00:40:50belong to him
00:40:51and to him alone.
00:40:52He is
00:40:53the legendary golfer.
00:41:02The legendary golfer.
00:41:04Sir,
00:41:06I need to talk to you
00:41:07in private.
00:41:10What is he hiding from me?
00:41:14Look,
00:41:16I'd appreciate it
00:41:17if you kept
00:41:18my identity a secret.
00:41:20Eleanor's still young
00:41:21and I don't want
00:41:22the press hounding her.
00:41:24I am so sorry,
00:41:26Claire.
00:41:26I wasn't there for you.
00:41:28I was chasing
00:41:29trophies and wins
00:41:30and I should have
00:41:31been by your side.
00:41:33I promise
00:41:35I will not
00:41:36do the same thing
00:41:37to our daughter.
00:41:41I've been waiting
00:41:42for this moment
00:41:43for so long.
00:41:45I understand.
00:41:46I can keep your secret.
00:41:48Thanks.
00:41:50Here we go.
00:41:55After a thorough review,
00:41:57we have discovered
00:41:58that there is indeed
00:42:00a bug
00:42:00in our ranking system.
00:42:03Since we cannot guarantee
00:42:05ranks,
00:42:07all golfers
00:42:08will now be required
00:42:09to begin
00:42:09in the local qualifier
00:42:11and then immediately
00:42:12go into the final qualifier.
00:42:16Everyone except
00:42:17Tyler Carter.
00:42:25what?
00:42:26I'm the highest ranked
00:42:27person here.
00:42:28We don't need
00:42:28some AI system
00:42:29to prove that
00:42:30and you have
00:42:31no right
00:42:31to disqualify me.
00:42:33I am the president
00:42:34of the Golf Association
00:42:35and the host
00:42:36of the U.S. Open.
00:42:39You have that right.
00:42:40You old bastard.
00:42:41You're making a mistake
00:42:43making an enemy
00:42:43of the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:42:45over this nobody?
00:42:45Enough.
00:42:47You and your golf club
00:42:49have been a menace
00:42:50to the golf society
00:42:51for far too long.
00:42:53You have no authority here.
00:42:57Take them out of this.
00:42:59You can't do this.
00:42:59You can't do this.
00:43:00Fuck off.
00:43:00You rankless bastard.
00:43:03As for you,
00:43:05the Golf Association
00:43:06has no room
00:43:08for a Golden Hills
00:43:09simpering lapdog.
00:43:11You're fired.
00:43:12You can fire me.
00:43:14I am the vice president.
00:43:16You can't fucking fire me,
00:43:18you fast man.
00:43:22I have heard
00:43:23that Golden Hills
00:43:24has been experimenting
00:43:25with an AI
00:43:26neurochip implant.
00:43:28Now this gives
00:43:29their golfers
00:43:30expert calculations.
00:43:32Just watch out.
00:43:34I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:35I chose to come back.
00:43:37I'm ready for anything.
00:43:40Come what may.
00:43:42Come what may.
00:43:44Come what may.
00:43:45Come what may.
00:43:52You can do it.
00:43:54All right.
00:43:56You can open
00:43:56your eyes.
00:44:04So you wanna guess
00:44:05what I got you
00:44:06for your birthday?
00:44:06I don't know, but I do know that I'm going to love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:44:17Daddy, is this all for me? It's just like my journal.
00:44:22Yep, it's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:27Oh, I can't forget this.
00:44:35Perfect.
00:44:37My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:41Yes.
00:45:02Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:45:07Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:45:11Wait, Daddy, I've got you a present.
00:45:15This is my lucky bracelet. I made it at school.
00:45:19Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:45:22Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:26I'll be cheering for you, and I know Mommy will too.
00:45:30I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match,
00:45:34but it looks like she knew all along.
00:45:37Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:40I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:45:49Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open,
00:45:53which is also known as Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:56Today is going to be a 36-hole round, which means only the top 50 players
00:46:00will advance to the final round.
00:46:01So, good luck.
00:46:03Yeah!
00:46:04Yeah!
00:46:05Let's do this!
00:46:25Whoa!
00:46:26Oh, dear, whoa!
00:46:27Jim, that was incredible.
00:46:45Oh, my God!
00:46:51You won.
00:46:52We won.
00:46:54Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:56We've got to celebrate.
00:46:56Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:46:59Come on!
00:46:59Oh, wait, Jake, we have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:47:02No, disgusting. He just wants you there.
00:47:05He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:47:08I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:47:10Yeah, I know, and I've had enough.
00:47:13It's time I end this.
00:47:23Lion, you've finally returned.
00:47:30For the past six years, I've torn through the competition.
00:47:34But those old-timers still insist that it is because you paved the way.
00:47:39No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head,
00:47:43hangs over every single trophy, like a thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:47But I'll perute myself.
00:47:52When I'm implanted with this chip, everyone will be forced to know the truth,
00:47:57that I am the greatest golfer.
00:47:59in the world.
00:48:03I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat
00:48:06by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:48:18Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:48:19It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:22God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street.
00:48:26You dare show your face here?
00:48:28Dad, can you be nice?
00:48:30This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club?
00:48:52Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:48:56His father is the president of a golfers' association.
00:49:00Golf is in their blood.
00:49:03Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:49:11Henry, is it?
00:49:12Yep.
00:49:14Midas told me so much about you.
00:49:15You're Gabriel's kid.
00:49:16You act nothing like him.
00:49:18What would you know about my father?
00:49:20Nothing.
00:49:20He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:49:28Mia, are you serious?
00:49:30You brought the help home?
00:49:34So humiliating.
00:49:35Yeah.
00:49:36What is he doing here?
00:49:38To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:42Oh, Mia has good taste.
00:49:44I'm sure she'll know if someone's right for her.
00:49:47Watch it, yard boy.
00:49:48His father runs a US Open.
00:49:50With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:49:54Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:49:57Our food's getting cold.
00:49:58Let's go eat.
00:50:03Here, please.
00:50:04Allow me.
00:50:12Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:50:15You have to try one of these.
00:50:17I just had him flown in from Cuba today.
00:50:19Really good Arbano's.
00:50:21Oh, now we're done.
00:50:22Real Cuba, huh?
00:50:24Mm-hmm.
00:50:28There you go.
00:50:29Excellent taste, young man.
00:50:34Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:37I got a beer.
00:50:38Yeah, real mature.
00:50:42We should really try this meal.
00:50:44Our chef needs special.
00:50:56I'm sorry, man.
00:50:57I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:50:59Okay, that's enough.
00:51:00Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:51:05Don't worry about it.
00:51:06I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:51:09I brought a gift.
00:51:11I brought a gift.
00:51:14I brought a gift.
00:51:24Ew, what is this?
00:51:26It sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:51:28I bet it's all junk.
00:51:32Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:51:36Yes, yes.
00:51:37Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:51:38Mm-hmm.
00:51:41Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion, so I wanted to do something special.
00:51:47I got you this.
00:51:50This is Lion's old tour card.
00:51:52It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:51:55That would go for millions of Sotheby's.
00:51:59Henry, this is very sweet of you.
00:52:02But it's far too valuable.
00:52:04I can't accept it.
00:52:09This is incredibly rare.
00:52:11What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:14Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:17Admit it, loser.
00:52:18You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:52:27Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:30All right, I'm listening.
00:52:32If my gift is more valuable than yours, you have to lick this plate clean.
00:52:40Cigar ash and all.
00:52:43Hm.
00:52:49What a coincidence.
00:52:52Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card, too.
00:52:59But not just one.
00:53:03Ten.
00:53:05Whoa.
00:53:07What?
00:53:09That's impossible.
00:53:10You're just a washed-up loser.
00:53:11Like, how is that possible?
00:53:14Well, looks like you lost.
00:53:16Eat up.
00:53:17Jeez.
00:53:19Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:21I gotta make a phone call.
00:53:28Wait!
00:53:30Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:53:32I just talked to my father.
00:53:34Apparently, there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:53:37The only way you can even tell is if you put him against a fire,
00:53:41and then the little lion's head will pop up.
00:53:43And let's be honest.
00:53:46These are certain folks.
00:53:48And now, guess what?
00:53:50My dad's on his way,
00:53:51and we're going to bust you as the con man that you are.
00:53:55You pissed off the president.
00:53:57You are so screwed.
00:54:00How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:54:04So you all think these cards are fake?
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:08Yeah.
00:54:09Well, I believe Bobby.
00:54:11I don't think you'd lie to me.
00:54:13Well, why talk about it?
00:54:15Let's put it to the test.
00:54:17Wait, no.
00:54:17You can't destroy those.
00:54:19That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:54:21That's a disrespect to golf itself.
00:54:27Wait, no.
00:54:28You can't destroy those.
00:54:30That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:54:32It'd be an insult to golf itself.
00:54:33Oh, my God, Mia.
00:54:35Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:36I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:54:39I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:54:46What's going on here?
00:54:48What if that card actually is real?
00:54:51Fire test gold.
00:54:54Adversity test men.
00:54:56Yeah.
00:54:58You lying con artist.
00:55:00I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:55:02Get on your knees.
00:55:03Admit these are fake.
00:55:05Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse into the depths of hell.
00:55:10Dad, this is who I was telling you about.
00:55:13This is the con man.
00:55:17Ow.
00:55:18You idiot.
00:55:19What do you think you're doing?
00:55:22Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes.
00:55:25We had nothing to do with it.
00:55:28Fakes.
00:55:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:33These are the real deal.
00:55:35What?
00:55:39Fakes.
00:55:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:44These are the real deal.
00:55:45What?
00:55:46Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:48Are you senile?
00:55:49Like, those can't be real.
00:55:52Ow.
00:55:52Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:53Wait a minute.
00:55:54If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:58He's lying?
00:56:00I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:56:03I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again,
00:56:06and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:56:11Let's go.
00:56:11Your mother's in the car.
00:56:12Ow.
00:56:13Ow.
00:56:14It's the person.
00:56:15Ow.
00:56:16We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:56:21We didn't mean to.
00:56:23It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:27Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:30Let's go for a walk.
00:56:32That sounds nice.
00:56:34It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:47Sorry I had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:49Don't worry about it.
00:56:51I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:54Hm.
00:56:59Is that your wife?
00:57:08Yes.
00:57:10She passed in labor.
00:57:12I'm sorry.
00:57:15I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:57:18Never gets easier.
00:57:21I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:25I just want to be by your side.
00:57:45Stay here, Mia.
00:57:48He can't fall.
00:57:49Hey, bitch.
00:57:51Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:53Hey, baby.
00:57:55Oh, no.
00:57:57Bobby, watch out.
00:58:04Hey.
00:58:09Let her go, Tyler.
00:58:15Bobby.
00:58:18I thought you were going to go down swinging.
00:58:23Those are cute.
00:58:25Oh, it's my daughter.
00:58:28See that?
00:58:30It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch.
00:58:35It's time to go join your wife in the hell.
00:58:42Fuck.
00:58:42Come on, boss.
00:58:43You got lucky this time, motherfucker.
00:58:46Next time I see you, it's going to be your last.
00:58:48It's okay.
00:58:51Not yet.
00:58:53Oh, I think it's broken.
00:58:55I've got to get you to the hospital.
00:59:06Wait, don't move.
00:59:10Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:59:13I have an itch down there.
00:59:17My hands are...
00:59:18Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
00:59:24Is it right here?
00:59:31How's that feel?
00:59:32That's amazing.
00:59:33Is that it?
00:59:34Oh, yeah.
00:59:35Oh, yeah.
00:59:36That's so good.
00:59:38That's amazing.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:43Oh, yes.
00:59:44What's Daddy doing?
00:59:47Eleanor!
00:59:49Daddy!
00:59:51Hey.
00:59:52Oh.
00:59:52Oh.
00:59:53I'm sorry.
00:59:53It's okay.
00:59:54It's okay.
00:59:54It's okay.
00:59:55What's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:57Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:01He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
01:00:06Six weeks?
01:00:08What about the U.S. Open?
01:00:09You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
01:00:15I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:17I missed you, too.
01:00:18Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:19What are you doing?
01:00:20You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:00:22I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:25I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:00:27Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:30What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:00:32You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:35Four hours is plenty.
01:00:37I'll win.
01:00:38For you and me.
01:00:40It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:47Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:49The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:53The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:56This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:01The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:01:07It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:01:11Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:18What?
01:01:19What?
01:01:20Wait, Bobby.
01:01:21Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary Lion.
01:01:24He's a Grand Slam champion.
01:01:26He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:28And now that the Lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:32Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury, but his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:01:37Okay.
01:01:40Okay.
01:01:41Okay.
01:01:42Okay.
01:01:55You're old news, loser.
01:01:58Still living out your old Grand Slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:01Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:02:05Feisty.
01:02:05I like it.
01:02:06You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm going to find something to shove down your throat to shut
01:02:10you up.
01:02:11It's fucking gross.
01:02:12Enough.
01:02:12This is a waste of time.
01:02:14While Lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:02:24You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:33You don't wake a sleeping Lion.
01:02:40I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:44I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:02:48You don't wake me up.
01:02:49You don't wake me up.
01:02:52You don't wake me up.
01:02:58You don't wake me up.
01:03:08I will crush your house.
01:03:08You don't wake me up.
01:03:09You're welcome.
01:03:10Hey, bro.
01:03:12The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision.
01:03:18they're all playing way above their level it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc and
01:03:23swing path man oh man this ai it's incredible it's our secret weapon this has-been he can't
01:03:34beat us he's done for can he do it
01:03:53this is your grand slam here he's better off as my caddy don't push yourself you can't play like this
01:04:02don't worry about it i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:04:11all right well you focus on swinging i'll take care of the rest
01:04:39hey are you okay
01:04:42how's the leaderboard there you go good job today let's find out
01:04:51oh thank god we made it to the finals i'm still way behind to win this game i have to
01:04:58catch it
01:04:58quickly game's just begun
01:05:22yeah where are you
01:05:24hey do you need something i tried to grab my towel but my wrist still hurts
01:05:30oh yeah hold on
01:05:34can you massage it please
01:05:37the ferocious lion needs some help
01:05:42where does it hurt
01:05:45right here
01:06:00the finals are tomorrow i don't want you to overexert yourself
01:06:04tonight
01:06:06you're mine
01:06:28i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:06:34eleanor is here to root for you
01:06:38a good luck kiss for daddy now you're gonna win today
01:06:42because you always say i'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you
01:07:01four hours i need to finish before noon
01:07:21what's going on
01:07:22loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag
01:07:24it's
01:07:32wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker
01:07:35what are they trying to do
01:07:40that's the game plan
01:07:41the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in
01:07:44he's forced to play an impossible life
01:07:52we're completely dug in
01:07:55what are you gonna do
01:07:58just give it up old man
01:07:59according to our calculations
01:08:01it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke
01:08:05the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:08:08there's no way these guys are this precise
01:08:11they must be playing dirty
01:08:16you planted microchips in your arm
01:08:19so what if we did
01:08:20all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:08:31you want a hint
01:08:33the ai has calculated millions of possibilities
01:08:36and it's come up with one conclusion
01:08:38you lose
01:08:40ai's never wrong
01:08:41you're so screwed
01:08:45dude
01:08:45just accept it
01:08:47you're a washed up retiree
01:08:49you can't be cold hard facts
01:08:51don't you understand that
01:08:52it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:08:57leave it to me
01:09:17how the hell
01:09:19no
01:09:20that goes against all common sense and calculations
01:09:23it's impossible
01:09:30see
01:09:31he landed
01:09:32back in the bunker
01:09:33he still needs
01:09:34two strokes
01:09:36that fossil doesn't understand the ai
01:09:38it runs the world now
01:09:42bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole
01:09:44just to tie with kane
01:09:45shit
01:09:46mia
01:09:46we're done for
01:09:48looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:09:52the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:09:54it's your biggest mistake
01:09:56making it in the hole from the bunker
01:09:57nobody can do that
01:09:59oh god
01:10:02wait on the green
01:10:03something's moving
01:10:08wait
01:10:09that's my ball
01:10:13did he just
01:10:15ooh
01:10:15so close
01:10:17but it looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:10:20it's okay guys
01:10:23even if august golf club goes down
01:10:25we'll stick together like family
01:10:27our cutting edge ai implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way
01:10:34when
01:10:36in your dreams
01:10:37our ai's calculated your chances
01:10:39and guess what
01:10:40it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:10:51what's this
01:10:52i can't believe my eyes
01:10:53the ball's still moving
01:10:55look alive boys
01:10:59i'm still in play
01:11:06it sucks
01:11:08a pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data
01:11:13it's impossible
01:11:13yeah he must really be embarrassed huh
01:11:27oh my god
01:11:32let's go
01:11:34i knew you could do it
01:11:38our cutting edge ai didn't see that path
01:11:41how did you
01:11:43nah you know man
01:11:44it's gotta be a bug or something
01:11:45right
01:11:46i mean there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:11:51it's not a bug
01:11:52he took the path that ai
01:11:54considered to be impossible
01:11:56and he did it in one stroke
01:11:58he's done what ai thought to be
01:12:00beyond human ability
01:12:03a free lesson for you
01:12:04all the cold hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:12:11it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:12:14so all your little microchips won't win
01:12:20now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:12:22bobby and kane are tied for first
01:12:24you know what this means
01:12:26a sudden death rap
01:12:28whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:32let's go boys
01:12:39what's wrong
01:12:44the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:12:45don't worry
01:12:47i'll put kane in this place soon enough
01:13:13you've held out long enough old man
01:13:15it's time to end your legacy lion
01:13:24damn it
01:13:24painkillers worn off
01:13:38next is full 10
01:13:40535 yards
01:13:41at par 4
01:13:42kane carter is up next
01:13:52just give up
01:13:53the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:55not wrinkly old deadweights
01:13:57you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:11what the hell are you looking at old man
01:14:13the flag's all the way over there
01:14:15just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:14:18disappear?
01:14:19there's not a cloud in sight
01:14:20you really are crazy
01:14:22my experience doesn't lie
01:14:38even the great lion can't come back from this
01:14:42chin up old man
01:14:43you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:14:45for good
01:14:46daddy
01:14:47a lucky magic spell for you
01:14:49i know you can do it
01:14:52you got this
01:14:56soon
01:14:57soon?
01:14:58soon what?
01:14:59are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:01i mean i guess you probably should
01:15:02because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this
01:15:05anything less than that trophy is mine
01:15:08a miracle?
01:15:10miracles are for the unprepared
01:15:23the sun
01:15:24it actually disappeared
01:15:37fine
01:15:38fine
01:15:38at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:49nice shot bud
01:15:51bummer
01:15:52nerd
01:15:53yes
01:15:54kane slipped up
01:15:57bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:15:59then you side with kane
01:16:01let's run another round
01:16:02got this daddy
01:16:04god
01:16:06at his time it's going to be a total eclipse
01:16:08how is he going to swing in total darkness?
01:16:10this is beyond lion's top records
01:16:12even at his peak
01:16:14plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:15you can keep dreaming bud
01:16:18now it's bobby's turn
01:16:20he's looking rough
01:16:21we believe in you bobby
01:16:23you got this
01:16:29wait
01:16:30bobby's not aiming for the saves
01:16:32he's aiming for the flash
01:16:33he's swinging for the wind
01:16:36i'll tell you what
01:16:37i'll sweeten it
01:16:38you pull off this miracle
01:16:40i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:42and i'll hand it to august
01:16:49august doesn't want your club
01:16:50your reputation is trash
01:16:55and you
01:16:58i'll go beyond
01:16:59i'll beat the old me
01:17:00after this shot
01:17:01august's name will echo across america
01:17:06now watch this drive
01:17:37and i'll see you next time
01:17:41fly golf ball fly
01:17:43big daddy's dream come true
01:18:04how did he do this?
01:18:13let's go
01:18:14oh my god
01:18:16no
01:18:19i lost
01:18:21he crushed me
01:18:23how could kane lose to this fucking old bastard
01:18:29daddy i knew you're the bestest
01:18:33folks did you see this?
01:18:35he managed to beat kane carter with an injured right hand
01:18:39he's back folks
01:18:40the ghost
01:18:41the lion
01:18:42bobby
01:18:44wood
01:18:49the winner of the u.s. open championship
01:18:53bobby the lion
01:18:55wood
01:19:00i didn't do this for me
01:19:04i did it for all of us
01:19:06for august golf club
01:19:10you cheated
01:19:12this trophy belongs to the golden hills golf club
01:19:15you were taking pills
01:19:17i saw it with my own two eyes
01:19:19you were doping
01:19:22no
01:19:23the meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started
01:19:28you got proof of that sweetheart?
01:19:30i can prove it
01:19:36the doping
01:19:38the doping you saw
01:19:39painkillers
01:19:40prescribed by the hospital for his injuries
01:19:44legal
01:19:45approved by the association
01:19:46and cleared prior to competition
01:19:50it's all documented right here
01:19:53you
01:19:54you're on his team
01:19:56you're in on it
01:19:57oh and uh
01:19:58as far as your crimes go
01:19:59i've got
01:20:01implanting microchips
01:20:03to cheat
01:20:04and also aggravated assault
01:20:06i have evidence
01:20:08how about you?
01:20:13i have evidence
01:20:14do you?
01:20:18this is enough to arrest you
01:20:19and
01:20:20investigate your little club
01:20:22come on
01:20:23come on
01:20:24come on
01:20:24you motherfucker
01:20:25lion
01:20:26you finally returned
01:20:27reclaiming your place as champion
01:20:36a long time ago
01:20:37i said i was going to retire
01:20:39but i did for my daughter
01:20:41and since i've won
01:20:42i'm going back into retirement
01:20:48stay
01:20:48we need
01:20:50a legend like you
01:20:51in golf
01:20:52to lead the way
01:20:54please
01:20:55stay
01:20:56stay
01:20:57stay
01:20:57stay
01:20:58stay
01:20:59stay
01:20:59stay
01:21:00stay
01:21:00stay
01:21:02eleanor
01:21:03daddy has a lot of money now
01:21:05and i can afford to bring you
01:21:06to any art school
01:21:07you want to go to
01:21:09i'm staying with you
01:21:10i'm not golfing
01:21:14daddy
01:21:15i like watching you play golf
01:21:17i've never seen you so cruel
01:21:20and strong before
01:21:21you're amazing
01:21:24i'm a big girl now
01:21:25eleanor's happy
01:21:27if daddy's happy
01:21:28daddy should do what he wants
01:21:30too
01:21:36okay
01:21:38then we're all going to be
01:21:39a big happy family
01:21:59i'm a big happy
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