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00:00:01As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party, and I'm
00:00:09going to wow them all. Until...
00:00:13What is she wearing?
00:00:15Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
00:00:20I didn't think you'd come.
00:00:22This outfit is a choice.
00:00:25Did I come to the wrong place?
00:00:27Everyone, our love expert, Mia. She's dressed a bit special today, so it's the perfect time for everyone to get
00:00:36to know her.
00:00:39Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you were some kind of love group?
00:00:44I thought this was Professor Bryan's costume party.
00:00:48Oh, you received this invitation? Sorry.
00:00:53Yours is fake.
00:00:55We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:00:58Let's post it.
00:01:00Entitled it, The Bunny Girl Breakdown.
00:01:03The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:01:21That's enough.
00:01:22What are you all doing here?
00:01:25Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:01:28Yes, we are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:01:32I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:01:35Are you okay? I was seriously over the line.
00:01:39Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:01:42Screw them! I mean, you're amazing. They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:01:48Still pretending to be an academic?
00:01:51Maybe your next paper should be titled, How to Public Yourself Under Embarrassed.
00:01:57All right, Amy. Let's make this interesting.
00:02:03Ten seconds. And I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:02:08Are you dreaming? You're crazy.
00:02:11If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:02:16And if I lose, then I will delete my thesis.
00:02:22And I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:02:25Do.
00:02:34Leo, right?
00:02:39It was really cool what you did over there.
00:02:43Mia?
00:02:44And do you remember my name?
00:02:46It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:02:52I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:02:55Or is that just a theory?
00:03:08Wait.
00:03:13Your earring is caught on my coat.
00:03:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:03:45There's something in those eyes.
00:03:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:03:52I can't take no more lies.
00:03:56There's something in those eyes.
00:04:02Nancy, find out everything you can about...
00:04:05...Mia.
00:04:07Oh.
00:04:09And call my wife.
00:04:10I want to meet her.
00:04:11You got it.
00:04:21You said ten seconds.
00:04:23I counted six.
00:04:25I mean, that was insane.
00:04:26You had the whole room holding their breath.
00:04:28Even Leo.
00:04:29Step one to Mia's love theory.
00:04:32Create controlled chaos.
00:04:33And what was the result?
00:04:35Chemistry 1A.
00:04:37Dopamine activation.
00:04:41Hello?
00:04:46So she crashed an exclusive dinner.
00:04:49Forged the invitation.
00:04:51And put on that performance.
00:04:53And calls it research.
00:04:55I think there might be some misunderstanding.
00:04:57I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department.
00:05:00Perfect GPA.
00:05:01No disciplinary record.
00:05:06Place of Earth, Oregon?
00:05:08It's just like her.
00:05:11How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:05:12Oh, all set.
00:05:14It's today.
00:05:19My husband wants to meet me today.
00:05:21Ugh.
00:05:22Seriously?
00:05:23That prick didn't even go to the wedding.
00:05:25You're going to see him.
00:05:26Nope.
00:05:26Love is the last thing I need to be happy.
00:05:37Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:05:45I do.
00:05:51There, Mom.
00:05:53Now I am married to a stranger who lives thousands of miles away.
00:05:57I hope you're happy.
00:05:59My parents arranged the marriage before they died.
00:06:03I haven't even met the man.
00:06:05I need to get a divorce.
00:06:07ASAP.
00:06:12Lily!
00:06:13Oh my gosh!
00:06:14Long time no see.
00:06:19What are our plans?
00:06:20I need you to pretend to be me and divorce my husband that I've never met.
00:06:25Hold on.
00:06:26Why me?
00:06:26Because you know me better than anyone.
00:06:31And you have a ton of experience handling jerks.
00:06:35Girl, you called me because of that.
00:06:37No, wait.
00:06:37Lily, Lily.
00:06:38Um.
00:06:45Say no more.
00:06:46When are we going to do that?
00:06:48Well.
00:06:49Well.
00:07:05Oh my god.
00:07:07Mia's husband is just my type.
00:07:12Are you Leo Bryan?
00:07:14Yes, please.
00:07:16Sit.
00:07:24I'm sorry I've been MIA since we got married.
00:07:28I'll make it up to you.
00:07:30This marriage was our parents' idea, but I'll put you through college.
00:07:35You can divorce after you graduate.
00:07:39Actually, I...
00:07:40I know you have a lot of student debt.
00:07:43You're welcome to move in with me.
00:07:54Let me think about it.
00:07:57Let me know when you thought it over.
00:08:04Oh.
00:08:05It's okay.
00:08:05I've got this.
00:08:10See you later.
00:08:12See you later.
00:08:29Oh my god, girl!
00:08:30Lily!
00:08:31Oh my gosh, tell me everything that happened.
00:08:33Your husband is so ugly and dirt poor tooth.
00:08:37I mean, he even tried to fill me up.
00:08:39You dodged a bullet.
00:08:40Wait, Lily.
00:08:41I'm so sorry.
00:08:42Are you okay?
00:08:44Well, no problem because I just kicked him right in a family's nose.
00:08:49So just forget that he ever existed, okay?
00:08:52Okay.
00:08:53Well, let me at least make you dinner.
00:08:57Please, it's the least I can do.
00:09:02Rejected.
00:09:03The psychology of love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:09:09Then what do you want me to do?
00:09:11Find the perfect man.
00:09:13Back at the perfect man.
00:09:14And then get back to me.
00:09:15Good luck with that one.
00:09:26Who is the perfect guy?
00:09:30What are you going to do?
00:09:32Graduation's in three months.
00:09:34Yeah, and don't forget about your student loans, girl.
00:09:36I mean, you need a guinea pig and fast.
00:09:44Leo Bryan.
00:09:45He's a visiting professor here.
00:09:48Wow.
00:09:50Fate is working overtime with you two.
00:10:00Mr. Bryan, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:10:12Back to her with Mia.
00:10:14It'll be a piece of cake.
00:10:16I'll just implement step two of Mia's...
00:10:19Wrong!
00:10:19Men are visual creatures.
00:10:22You need to catch his eye first.
00:10:28Bryan Technologies is investing in a new research project on companionship AI.
00:10:34This is mortifying.
00:10:36I thought he was the only one here.
00:10:38And I'm looking for an assistant.
00:10:55We are the obvious choice.
00:10:58Amy and I are the perfect choice for this project.
00:11:01As you may know, Amy's dad is the CEO...
00:11:04Stop.
00:11:05Connections won't get you anywhere with me.
00:11:07Go.
00:11:09I'm not repeating myself.
00:11:13He really is the perfect guy.
00:11:17You.
00:11:18Go.
00:11:20Me?
00:11:21Why?
00:11:22I don't want anybody working for me who's more concerned about clothes than research.
00:11:33Who wrote this?
00:11:35Psychology of Love.
00:11:37You're right?
00:11:43That's one of the best reports I've ever read.
00:11:48Your full name is Mia Rose?
00:11:50The one and only.
00:11:52It says here you were born in Oregon.
00:11:54Sister city.
00:11:55To be exact.
00:11:56Do you have a boyfriend?
00:11:59Absolutely.
00:12:01Positively.
00:12:02A hundred percent no.
00:12:04Holy shit!
00:12:06He's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone?
00:12:10Oh, oh, he is so in love with me.
00:12:15Her name is identical to my wife's, and she's from the same city.
00:12:24You got the job.
00:12:26Everyone else can go.
00:12:28Sorry.
00:12:29Thank you, Professor Brian.
00:12:33Just keep things professional.
00:12:36Or you're done.
00:12:38Just do your job.
00:12:42Step number three, and Mia's guide to romance.
00:12:46Spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:12:54Just making sure my boss looks good.
00:13:06Me?
00:13:07I'd be more worried about yourself.
00:13:10My grandma wouldn't wear that dress.
00:13:12Well, your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way.
00:13:16Anson.
00:13:19Familiarize her with the project over the next few days.
00:13:22Understood.
00:13:27Listen up, Lily.
00:13:29Rent's on me this month.
00:13:31What?
00:13:32You became a Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
00:13:35This is Leo Brian.
00:13:38This is Leo Brian.
00:13:39And I'm going to be his research assistant.
00:13:42Um, Leo Brian, do you know he's your husband?
00:13:45Can he pay?
00:13:46Yeah.
00:13:47I have to make him fall in love with me if I'm going to pass this semester.
00:13:51Girl, listen to me.
00:13:53Girl, listen to me.
00:13:53I've heard he's a total fuckboy and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:13:58Please, stay away from him.
00:14:20Baby, I have nowhere to go.
00:14:22You said he would take care of me.
00:14:29Because we're married, right?
00:14:36Because we're married, right?
00:14:40So, where are we sleeping tonight?
00:14:46Just stay in your own lane.
00:14:48You can have the upstairs.
00:14:58This is all going to be mine one day.
00:15:01Leo, you're going to fall for me whether you like it or not.
00:15:08Professor Brian still hasn't asked you out.
00:15:11No?
00:15:12You know, I'm starting to think that maybe my method doesn't actually work.
00:15:17You should ask your roommate, Lily.
00:15:19Guy's over.
00:15:20Not my roommate anymore.
00:15:22She just moved in with her new boyfriend.
00:15:25They're so jealous that you're like this.
00:15:28The proof is right.
00:15:30Listen.
00:15:31I hate to be a bummer, but everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league.
00:15:36Bullshit!
00:15:37I am nice, I am hardworking, and I have my master's.
00:15:41What?
00:15:42I'm out of that moody weirdo's league.
00:15:45I know.
00:15:46I am Professor Jackoff, and I'm a total asshole.
00:15:50You're right.
00:15:51I never shut up, and I love to hear the sound of my own voice.
00:15:55He aggravates me more than anyone I have ever met.
00:16:10Well, what a coincidence.
00:16:14That isn't my favorite professor.
00:16:17I didn't realize you were so two-faced.
00:16:21I came here to invite you to the club tomorrow, but...
00:16:33A fancy date?
00:16:35It's happening.
00:16:36I mean, I can't believe it.
00:16:37Leo really asked you out.
00:16:39Finally.
00:16:40It's my turn.
00:16:46Mia, I've heard you're going to the country club with Mr. Leo Bryant tomorrow.
00:16:52Yeah.
00:16:54You don't have to worry about me.
00:16:56You're such a good friend.
00:16:59But now, I need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow.
00:17:03Go, girl.
00:17:10Oh, I'm sorry, Mia.
00:17:12Leo is mine.
00:17:16Step four in Mia's Guide to Romance, A, B, S.
00:17:21Always be smiling.
00:17:35Hi.
00:17:36This is a very important meeting.
00:17:38I'll give up the samples I mentioned in my notes.
00:17:41Peter?
00:17:42Leo!
00:17:45What the fuck?
00:17:51Come on, hurry up.
00:17:53His notes must have been in the invite.
00:17:55Where did it go?
00:17:56Mia, come on.
00:17:58Get your head in the gate.
00:18:11Good to see you.
00:18:12Long time no see.
00:18:13How have you been?
00:18:14Good.
00:18:15Should we have a ghost?
00:18:16We should.
00:18:18Oh, I brought the samples that you asked for.
00:18:20Yeah.
00:18:21Mia, you want to show them?
00:18:23Mia, samples.
00:18:33Sample?
00:18:35You must be starving.
00:18:42Honey, I'm not feeling well.
00:18:44I shouldn't have drunk on an empty stomach.
00:18:49Research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no.
00:18:53So why don't you eat first and we'll talk later.
00:18:57Mr. Brian, your girlfriend is such a sweetheart.
00:19:00Everyone needs a lot about business.
00:19:02It's just a nice change of pace.
00:19:04Ah, yeah, she's a great girl.
00:19:07One second.
00:19:09Okay, we should eat.
00:19:10Let's talk over there, shall we?
00:19:15Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:19:17I thought this was a date.
00:19:20A date?
00:19:22Really?
00:19:23You're into your presser?
00:19:30I don't misunderstand this.
00:19:34You're only here because Amazon's busy.
00:19:37Of course.
00:19:40It's professional.
00:19:44Jetty's ready!
00:19:45Let's continue the conversation on our island, Mr. Brian.
00:19:49Great.
00:19:50Lead the way.
00:19:55I just can't get you a break, can I?
00:20:00Hey, how are things going with Professor Hottie?
00:20:02Not good.
00:20:03I'm an idiot.
00:20:04I thought it was a date and it's not and I'm out on my ass.
00:20:07Fuck this!
00:20:15This day just keeps getting worse and worse!
00:20:23This day just keeps getting worse and worse!
00:20:38Leo?
00:20:40You came?
00:20:45Run and don't make a sound
00:20:47I don't wanna be found
00:20:48Scream and don't hold me down
00:20:50Oh, let me make it up
00:20:52I couldn't leave you here alone.
00:20:58You are my assistant, after all.
00:21:02That is very nice of you.
00:21:05I'm sorry about it earlier.
00:21:07I didn't explain myself quite clearly.
00:21:09But you did well.
00:21:12You shouldn't push yourself.
00:21:14Here, take this.
00:21:15I'm sorry about it earlier.
00:21:19I didn't explain myself quite clearly.
00:21:22But you did well.
00:21:23You shouldn't push yourself.
00:21:30I'm gonna get you all wet.
00:21:32Don't worry about me.
00:21:34I got this.
00:21:42I need to trip Leo forever.
00:21:46Tonight's the night we make an air.
00:21:53It's okay, I can do it myself.
00:21:56You want something to drink?
00:21:57I'm good.
00:22:00What's wrong?
00:22:02I got it.
00:22:03Just an example.
00:22:07That's how I let go of you.
00:22:11Damn it.
00:22:13What do you do?
00:22:17Do you always have random hookups?
00:22:20There's a lesson from your professor.
00:22:24Every conclusion needs evidence to back it up.
00:22:36Would you like to find out?
00:22:38Hmm.
00:22:47He is so sexy.
00:22:54I almost forgot what his lips taste like.
00:23:00How many girls have just melted looking in those eyes?
00:23:06But I'm your professor.
00:23:09I won't take advantage of you.
00:23:12Seems like a gentleman to me.
00:23:15I've heard he's a total fuckboy and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:23:20So why did Lily say that?
00:23:27Miss Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:23:33Thank you, Harvey.
00:23:35Mia is married?
00:23:41Thank you, Harvey.
00:23:48Was that your parents?
00:23:50No.
00:23:51Actually, my parents are dead.
00:23:55I'm sorry.
00:23:58I'll take you home.
00:24:00You really don't have to do that.
00:24:08Thanks for the ride.
00:24:10Where were you?
00:24:11We were waiting for you.
00:24:12It was kind of a thing.
00:24:14Sorry.
00:24:15It's okay.
00:24:16We were just...
00:24:17I'm scared shitless.
00:24:18Okay?
00:24:19I'm glad you're all right.
00:24:23Hey.
00:24:24Miss Rose got home safe.
00:24:26So, I'm off to the bar.
00:24:29Oh, there was some guy there.
00:24:31Though, he was like pushing her around.
00:24:33What?
00:24:33Who?
00:24:36I couldn't get a good look at him.
00:24:38But, they went inside together.
00:24:41Now, she is obviously after you.
00:24:44So, why don't you just fire her?
00:24:46We need her expertise.
00:24:49And, as a professor, I should keep an eye on her.
00:24:52Mmm.
00:24:52Yeah, good excuse.
00:24:55Look into her supposed husband.
00:25:13We haven't spent any time together.
00:25:16Could you please sleep with me tonight?
00:25:21We're getting a divorce after you graduate.
00:25:24So, don't get any ideas.
00:25:28I'll come back after you're dressed.
00:25:36I won't let real Niamh take you away from me.
00:25:50Wait, so he carried you home?
00:25:51He's totally in love with you.
00:25:53Advance congratulations on graduating early.
00:25:58It's him!
00:26:02Stay the fuck away from me.
00:26:06We are never going to happen?
00:26:10He's playing me like a damn puppet.
00:26:14You know how men are.
00:26:15They treat women like easy come, easy go.
00:26:19It's textbook Matthew effect.
00:26:21I shook my hand too soon.
00:26:23Don't give up that easy.
00:26:24We still have plan B.
00:26:26The cold shovel there.
00:26:29Maybe he's just stubborn.
00:26:35Take this.
00:26:36It was developed by my department.
00:26:38It can monitor the wearer's heartbeat and brain waves.
00:26:42Emma, you are a genius.
00:26:46Leo Bryan, you ain't seen nothing yet.
00:26:54We're not going to be right.
00:26:59Let's go.
00:27:00Let's go.
00:27:04This isn't.
00:27:05We're not going to be right.
00:27:12We're not going to be right.
00:27:15We're not going to be right now.
00:27:18Wait.
00:27:19Sorry for the misunderstanding. I just wanted to borrow this. You're not really my type.
00:27:41Oh, yeah. Nice work.
00:27:43He's definitely jealous.
00:27:59How can feelings just disappear like that?
00:28:03Enough.
00:28:07How can Mia say I'm not her type?
00:28:10It seems like you care about her more than you should, Professor.
00:28:14I found something on her husband.
00:28:22It seems like she's secretly married.
00:28:25None of her classmates know.
00:28:27We need a P.I.
00:28:32She's too innocent. I'm afraid that someone was going to take advantage of her.
00:28:36I've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her.
00:28:40She lives in a shady part of town.
00:28:43Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:28:51Professor Bryant, I need the afternoon off.
00:28:55Why?
00:28:56Well, if you must know, I have a date.
00:29:00With who?
00:29:01Now, that is really none of your business.
00:29:05You can't.
00:29:06I need you this afternoon, Miss Assistant.
00:29:17And it's totally working.
00:29:20Please take me out of shopping.
00:29:23Careful.
00:29:25Who are you talking to?
00:29:27It's private.
00:29:28What?
00:29:29What?
00:29:29Are you trying to spy on your assistant?
00:29:31Why don't you help me pick something out?
00:29:35Which one do you like?
00:29:43Try it on.
00:29:45It's for a birthday present.
00:29:47How did you know that tomorrow's my birthday?
00:29:51Tomorrow's your birthday?
00:30:00The same name, hometown, and birthday?
00:30:09Way too many coincidences.
00:30:11Me and me.
00:30:16These are gorgeous.
00:30:21Are they really for me?
00:30:23I...
00:30:24Actually, they're...
00:30:26A gift for someone else.
00:30:30If I didn't know better,
00:30:32I think this Mia was my wife.
00:30:34Sorry.
00:30:37My mistake.
00:30:40Shit.
00:30:40Is he interested in someone else?
00:30:43Pick up the pace, Mia.
00:30:58Mia.
00:30:59Hold on.
00:31:06You look beautiful on them.
00:31:08Now, why would you give me something so nice?
00:31:10If you don't look good,
00:31:12it makes me look like a bad boss.
00:31:15Here.
00:31:17Have this fitness bracelet as a gift.
00:31:27Hey, what's up?
00:31:29Yes, I will see you at the bar later tonight.
00:31:35Who are you going out with?
00:31:39Who are you going out with?
00:31:41I am off the clock, boss.
00:31:44Don't worry about me.
00:31:47She lives in a shady part of town.
00:31:49Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:31:53You can't go out to a bar at night.
00:31:55It's dangerous.
00:31:57What?
00:31:57Do you like me or something?
00:32:01Just admit you're jealous.
00:32:04You're not going out tonight.
00:32:06You're going back to the lab
00:32:09to run some tests.
00:32:11But I need ASAP.
00:32:32What is this?
00:32:36What is this?
00:32:39That is a luminol test.
00:32:43The hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline.
00:32:46It makes this oxidization with the iron, which...
00:32:51Explain it like I'm fine.
00:32:54Take us, for example.
00:32:56We reacted before we even knew it.
00:32:59Kind of looks like a galaxy, don't you think?
00:33:03It does.
00:33:10Your heart is racing.
00:33:12It must be broken.
00:33:17Midnight.
00:33:20Happy birthday.
00:33:23You've worked hard today.
00:33:25Make a wish.
00:33:27I haven't even begun to think about that.
00:33:29Make a wish.
00:33:31I have an idea.
00:33:51You know, it's a shame that the stars aren't out tonight.
00:33:56have an eye out there.
00:33:58I'd like to thank you for the stars.
00:33:59Mia.
00:34:03OMG, it's beautiful.
00:34:06I love the stars.
00:34:33You know, I haven't really gotten the chance
00:34:36to look at the stars since my parents passed.
00:34:40So, thank you, Professor Grubb.
00:34:44It's my pleasure.
00:34:53Professor, I know you're here.
00:34:57You're drunk.
00:35:01Step number five, and we are going to go to romance.
00:35:06Take risks.
00:35:08Mia's called to romance?
00:35:10What are you talking about?
00:35:29Why are you naked?
00:35:32What happened last night?
00:35:34Are you afraid we forgot to cuddle?
00:35:37Come on, dumbass.
00:35:38Remember.
00:35:40Remember.
00:35:40What happened last night?
00:35:44What happened?
00:35:50What happened last night?
00:35:57I'm sure it was weird.
00:35:57I'm glad you're not.
00:35:57What happened last night?
00:36:03I'm not.
00:36:04I'm scared.
00:36:05I'm scared.
00:36:07I'm not.
00:36:08I'm scared.
00:36:15oh god that was close why are you so relieved back up professor you getting cold feet
00:36:25remember it was you that kissed me the day we met total accident i swear my bad
00:36:44no shower
00:36:50data is all over this place
00:36:55maybe he does like me
00:37:05holy shit they slept together
00:37:11that bitch fucked her professor just graduated
00:37:21i need another favor can you take some divorce papers to my husband
00:37:26oh sure bessie let's meet at the bar
00:37:33utilizing the halo effect is step nine in mia's guide to romance
00:37:38edward l thorndyke theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love
00:37:46no no i i'm i'm not in love with him
00:37:51careful me
00:37:54oh it's blinding
00:37:59um i have to go
00:38:02write some essays
00:38:07my old thesis is out the window science is a joke
00:38:15got me there
00:38:17certainly no scientific explanation for that
00:38:20hello
00:38:24hello
00:38:25lily oh my gosh how are you
00:38:29i'm feeling great
00:38:31my boyfriend is so obsessed with me
00:38:33he's showing me with cash
00:38:35so lucky
00:38:37yeah
00:38:37you must have really good taste
00:38:40see that
00:38:41wow
00:38:44that's beautiful
00:38:45he must love spending money on you
00:38:47yes he does
00:38:49oh i do have a favor to ask you
00:38:54would you mind giving these divorce papers to my husband
00:38:59please
00:39:01please don't rush me
00:39:04actually is that it i have to go
00:39:05lily what's gotten into you
00:39:08you've been acting different ever since you started dating that guy
00:39:11can i at least meet him or
00:39:15it's okay he's a very busy man
00:39:17i i have to go
00:39:18uh bye
00:39:22you sure have some generous friends mia
00:39:25what's that supposed to mean
00:39:26she saw you like the necklace so much she let you keep it
00:39:29and for free too
00:39:33i should give this back
00:39:38hey cutie you're here to pick me up
00:39:41i was on the way
00:39:47uh i feel sick
00:39:49what's wrong
00:39:53uh can we go
00:40:01yeah
00:40:02professor brian
00:40:03what are you doing here
00:40:05my friend she lost this necklace
00:40:07trying to get back to her
00:40:15i gotta find her
00:40:17sorry
00:40:30she has a necklace
00:40:31i gave you
00:40:33how do you know her
00:40:34i know her from high school
00:40:36we were both named mia
00:40:38so
00:40:38we were obviously friends
00:40:40why were you hiding from her
00:40:42uh
00:40:43she wants me to lend her some cash
00:40:45not interested
00:40:47yep
00:40:49she's the worst
00:40:50should stay away from her
00:40:53i know her
00:40:55what you're saying
00:40:56doesn't sound like you two are friends
00:41:00i guess i'll give it to her later
00:41:10maya rose
00:41:11i'm grace
00:41:12your mother-in-law
00:41:20sweetheart
00:41:21i heard you want a divorce
00:41:24that's true
00:41:25but you don't have to worry about me
00:41:31my son gave this to you right
00:41:34no actually that's my friend lily's
00:41:37impossible
00:41:37i helped them pick it out
00:41:39i'm positive
00:41:41lily accepted a gift from him
00:41:43mia
00:41:45i promised your mom
00:41:46i'd look after you
00:41:49please talk to my son
00:41:59clock's ticking
00:42:00how's your experiment coming along
00:42:01um well if you look at the graph here
00:42:03you can see the time and location
00:42:05cut to the point okay
00:42:06he kissed me
00:42:07and his heart rate reached 130
00:42:09130
00:42:10mine would reach 132
00:42:12if i got one million in grunts
00:42:13what more do you want from me
00:42:15how about a video of him saying that he loves you
00:42:18what
00:42:18who's in love with mia
00:42:25she has a secret admirer
00:42:26i think we need to congratulate her
00:42:29really
00:42:31who
00:42:32i have no idea
00:42:35my office
00:42:36now
00:42:46am i here just so you can watch me work
00:42:49running a launch for the new ai next week
00:42:51after that
00:42:53i'm leaving
00:42:54what
00:42:55remember about your credits mia
00:42:58you've been a great assistant
00:43:00is he really leaving
00:43:03so
00:43:03he wants to make leo admit that he loves you
00:43:06the old farts playing matchmaker
00:43:08but he's leaving so soon
00:43:10do you have enough time
00:43:12never fear
00:43:14david is here
00:43:16quick
00:43:17what's step six to mia's guide to love
00:43:20make your target jealous
00:43:23exactly
00:43:24we need
00:43:25the
00:43:26perfect
00:43:27rival
00:43:33you need
00:43:35the perfect rival
00:43:36for leo
00:43:46we need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous
00:43:50what are you doing
00:43:51you have got to be kidding me
00:43:54plus influential authors of the center
00:43:57that's maybe
00:43:58i think
00:43:58like
00:44:00hey babe
00:44:03you up for lunch
00:44:07cat
00:44:07send me to the cafe with me
00:44:09i'm actually
00:44:10a little busy
00:44:13sounds funny
00:44:29dang mia
00:44:30i can't get over just how gorgeous you are
00:44:33i feel the same way
00:44:36i just love how open
00:44:38and honest you are
00:44:41too slow
00:44:43time for the final blow
00:44:44you dare
00:44:52can't you see she's not into you
00:44:53you wish dude
00:44:55i know the code to her apartment
00:44:57we're like
00:44:58close close
00:44:59is that so
00:45:01yeah
00:45:02of course
00:45:07fine
00:45:09enjoy your dessert
00:45:11what just happened
00:45:12did we screw up
00:45:14don't worry about it
00:45:15we still have plan b
00:45:18david was telling the truth
00:45:19but he was spotted at her house
00:45:22so is he her husband
00:45:23uh no
00:45:24but the bi is still investigating
00:45:25go back to the office
00:45:27got it
00:45:31professor leo
00:45:32what a coincidence
00:45:34up for a match
00:45:36david here has been boxing
00:45:38ever since he was a kid
00:45:39you're on
00:46:07i'll see you next time
00:46:10I love you at all!
00:46:15Don't worry, I'll be careful. Just...
00:46:18Rest it on here.
00:46:31He seems to have you all riled up.
00:46:34Well, you're my assistant.
00:46:37Why can't you just be honest?
00:46:41Oh!
00:46:43I'll get that.
00:46:49I finally took the leap, but...
00:46:54Could you get that? It might be important.
00:46:59Looks like it's your mom.
00:47:06Mom.
00:47:06Oh, hi. Your wife and I are meeting up tonight.
00:47:10I want you to come.
00:47:11You and Mia?
00:47:15You and Mia?
00:47:18I can't. I'm busy.
00:47:19All right, I'll see you there tonight, hon.
00:47:33Um, Professor, I need the night off.
00:47:37Fine. I'll take you home.
00:47:41Do you live here, too?
00:47:43Yeah. This is the place.
00:47:46Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:47:48What?
00:47:49What?
00:47:52I've got the research results on David.
00:47:55He's actually...
00:47:58Who's David to you?
00:48:01I've known him forever.
00:48:03He's always been really good to me.
00:48:04I've got somewhere to be.
00:48:08I've got somewhere to be.
00:48:10He seems... upset.
00:48:20Mia.
00:48:22Hello, sweetheart.
00:48:24I'm great.
00:48:25I'm sorry.
00:48:26Looks like Leo stood us up.
00:48:28It's okay. No worries.
00:48:30Good.
00:48:31Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:48:34You were all alone at your wedding a year ago.
00:48:46I do.
00:48:51My son messed up because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas.
00:48:55I understand.
00:48:57Give him another chance.
00:48:59He's working at your school now.
00:49:02Maybe it's Faith.
00:49:05Really?
00:49:10Professor, what are you doing here?
00:49:13Stay away from David.
00:49:15He's...
00:49:17Oh, my God.
00:49:19Oh, you are wasted!
00:49:21He's playing you.
00:49:22Yeah, I know.
00:49:24What?
00:49:24They're my friends.
00:49:25They always get drunk and stay at my place.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:30You're way too forgiving.
00:49:32Really, no big deal.
00:49:35No, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:49:37Please, no!
00:49:38No, no, no, no!
00:49:40No, no, no, no, please!
00:49:42Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:49:43Whoa!
00:49:44Leo!
00:49:45What the hell is wrong with you?
00:49:47He is drunk!
00:49:49Why would you do that?
00:49:55I don't like when he takes advantage of you.
00:50:02I'm going to ask you one more time.
00:50:05Do you like me?
00:50:09Then start acting like my professor.
00:50:13I'm sorry.
00:50:18Why am I disappointed?
00:50:20I don't have feelings for him.
00:50:22Right?
00:50:26I've been waiting for you forever.
00:50:28Sorry I missed dinner with my mom today.
00:50:32I met your mom today.
00:50:35Um, sure.
00:50:36It's so bad that you couldn't come.
00:50:39We had a great conversation.
00:50:41She always wanted that ring.
00:50:43Um, what ring?
00:50:46The one she traded with your mom.
00:50:48Oh.
00:50:53Lily, what's wrong?
00:50:55Can I ask you something?
00:50:58Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:51:05Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:51:09Yeah.
00:51:10Could you please borrow this to me?
00:51:13Oh, Lily.
00:51:14You know I would do anything for you,
00:51:16but that's the last thing my mom gave me
00:51:19before she passed away, so.
00:51:22Fine, but at least can you drink with me?
00:51:27Okay.
00:51:28Cheers to me, single, I guess.
00:51:31Cheers.
00:51:32Cheers.
00:51:32Cheers.
00:51:47Cheers.
00:51:48Cheers.
00:51:48Cheers.
00:51:52Cheers.
00:51:53Cheers.
00:51:58Cheers.
00:52:00Cheers.
00:52:02Cheers.
00:52:02Cheers.
00:52:02Cheers.
00:52:02I'm so tired.
00:52:21Professor Brian.
00:52:23I need you to come to MIT tonight with me for a seminar.
00:52:28Why is everything so last minute with you?
00:52:30I have a life too, you know, so stop meddling.
00:52:35I am so pissed off.
00:52:38He always gets me heated.
00:52:43Is that Emma and David in there?
00:53:01Hey, fancy seeing you here.
00:53:04What is this?
00:53:05Time to fess up.
00:53:06This is too far.
00:53:08I told you he was playing you.
00:53:09There's your proof.
00:53:10No, just let him understand and admit his feelings for you.
00:53:13This is our plan B.
00:53:15Let's continue the scene.
00:53:16Okay, actually, they are just...
00:53:18Oh, no!
00:53:19You caught us!
00:53:23I won't let them take you from me.
00:53:25And you know what?
00:53:25Emma's hotter than you anyway, Mia.
00:53:29Oh, my God!
00:53:33God, I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:53:37And she still owes us big time, right, Emma?
00:53:42Emma, why are you so quiet?
00:53:46God!
00:53:48Who said you can kiss me?
00:53:52Emma, wait!
00:53:53Thanks!
00:53:57So you followed me because you were worried about me?
00:54:02You were right.
00:54:04I have to be honest.
00:54:13I'm meaning to ask.
00:54:15What is this actually for?
00:54:17It detects your heart rate.
00:54:20So you giving it to me was...
00:54:23Intentional.
00:54:39Shit, he can't see my plan.
00:54:41No!
00:54:54Professor Bryant!
00:54:59Professor Bryant!
00:55:01Call me Leo.
00:55:02Leo?
00:55:04Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:55:06I think we crossed that line a long time ago.
00:55:10What do you mean by that?
00:55:12I can't take my eyes off you.
00:55:14I'm always worried about you.
00:55:17Why?
00:55:19I don't need your sympathy.
00:55:23Do you know that I've been dreaming?
00:55:27Dreaming of a place away from home.
00:55:32A paradise unfeeling.
00:55:40What more do you want from me?
00:55:42How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:55:45Do you love me?
00:55:53I need some time.
00:55:56Okay, how's 24 days?
00:56:00That's oddly specific.
00:56:03I just can't wait.
00:56:05I need to take care of something first.
00:56:08What is it?
00:56:11Actually...
00:56:13I'm married.
00:56:20Actually, I'm married.
00:56:23It was something my parents arranged.
00:56:25I swear, I haven't touched her.
00:56:29I'm gonna handle it as soon as possible.
00:56:32It's too late for that.
00:56:35Get out.
00:56:45If I had known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:56:52Sorry, I sent the wrong picture.
00:56:54This is my son.
00:56:56Let's go diving sometime.
00:56:58He looks familiar.
00:57:04I am on the wilderness safari.
00:57:06Leave a message if you need any.
00:57:17Do you want a divorce?
00:57:20I shouldn't have had you move in.
00:57:23Take this as an apology.
00:57:25Let's talk about this later.
00:57:27I don't feel very good.
00:57:30Can we stay like this?
00:57:37It's my parents' death anniversary very soon.
00:57:48I've already made up my mind.
00:57:50I'm not moving out!
00:57:52That I'm leaving.
00:58:01Maya.
00:58:03How about the house rob?
00:58:05It's her.
00:58:08Again.
00:58:12What do you want from me?
00:58:14Well...
00:58:15We both hate Mia, right?
00:58:17Such a bitch took my spot on Professor Brian's project team.
00:58:22Not to mention, she's a home wrecker.
00:58:25Such a bitch.
00:58:27What do you think about revenge?
00:58:30Let's take her down.
00:58:31What's the plan?
00:58:48Here are the plans for the press conference.
00:58:58Professor, what's your wife like?
00:59:02She means nothing to me.
00:59:04Then why did you marry her?
00:59:07Yeah.
00:59:08I'm sorry, I...
00:59:10If I crush this press conference, then can you promise me something?
00:59:16What?
00:59:18Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife.
00:59:26You really want to meet her?
00:59:29This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen.
00:59:39Alright, I promise.
00:59:44Woah, he really does look like Leo.
00:59:46What, are they twins or something?
00:59:49Did Lily give your husband those divorce papers?
00:59:52Nope.
00:59:54She's been avoiding me for some reason.
00:59:57Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:00:02I wouldn't put it past her.
01:00:03There's no way.
01:00:04We've been best friends for forever.
01:00:08Anyway, can someone help me with the conference?
01:00:11I need to figure out how to get more engagement.
01:00:15Oh my god.
01:00:17What's wrong?
01:00:20Someone's calling Mia a home wrecker on the campus forums.
01:00:23Shit.
01:00:24No one's going to believe her.
01:00:25What are we going to do?
01:00:27What are we going to do?
01:00:32Those people are so crazy.
01:00:35Talking about you are disgusting.
01:00:38You shouldn't have to go through this.
01:00:41Thanks.
01:00:42It's like every time I open my phone...
01:00:44Oh wait.
01:00:47Take this.
01:00:50This guy helps me a lot.
01:00:52He helped me to delay the application once.
01:00:55He's a kind of weird person, but he's also reliable.
01:01:01Are you sure?
01:01:02Absolutely.
01:01:03Just tell him we'll send to you.
01:01:05And then he might be giving you a discount.
01:01:10Okay.
01:01:13Remember to say a good word for me to Professor Brian.
01:01:18Theo.
01:01:34Victor?
01:01:36Me.
01:01:41I've already wiped 90% of the search results.
01:01:44Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors too?
01:01:46Um.
01:01:47Yeah.
01:01:48Sure.
01:01:51It's amazing.
01:01:53You're amazing.
01:01:54People have no idea what real digital control means.
01:01:57You know.
01:01:59I can even make every man forget you never existed.
01:02:02I can't do it, dude.
01:02:04I can't do it.
01:02:12Wait.
01:02:14Picture Monroe.
01:02:24Jackson?
01:02:25Come with me now.
01:02:52I'll take care of you, all right?
01:02:54The police are on the way!
01:02:58Get the hell out of here!
01:03:01It's okay.
01:03:02You're safe now.
01:03:06You're safe now.
01:03:09I'm so glad you're okay.
01:03:13Thank you for saving me.
01:03:15I'm still so scared even now.
01:03:18I was afraid I might lose you.
01:03:23You should get some rest.
01:03:50You should get some rest.
01:03:54No kissing.
01:03:55Not yet.
01:03:57Why?
01:03:59You have a wife.
01:04:01Hello.
01:04:04In the middle of the night, no matter what I dream I was.
01:04:15See you at the conference tomorrow, Professor Bryan.
01:04:20In the middle of the night, follow you right.
01:04:28Humans crave intimacy.
01:04:31Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves.
01:04:35The Bryan Group's AI uses emotional computing to expand the limits of virtual companionship.
01:04:47I can't believe I did it.
01:04:49You did a great job.
01:04:52I'll keep my promise.
01:04:53Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryan, CEO of Bryan Group.
01:05:02And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech.
01:05:06I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:05:09The Bryan Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology.
01:05:14And with your help, we plan to continue that for many years to come.
01:05:18Leo, Bryan, and Mia Rose.
01:05:24He's my...
01:05:28He's my hottest man.
01:05:37Hello, everyone.
01:05:43Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife.
01:05:49What are you doing?
01:05:51How long are you going to hide me, baby?
01:05:54Hey, let's go this way.
01:05:55Come on.
01:05:55Let me go!
01:05:57Leo, I love you!
01:06:00Let me go!
01:06:01Leo, baby, I love you.
01:06:03Why are you doing this to me?
01:06:12What are you doing this to me?
01:06:14Let's go!
01:06:16I mean, what happened?
01:06:18We just saw Mia running out.
01:06:20Where'd she go?
01:06:29Boom.
01:06:35Now.
01:06:36You're useless as ever.
01:06:39Do you want to cry, baby?
01:06:41Always a cry, baby.
01:06:43With me!
01:06:45Actually, I should thank you, because me and Leo hit it off, and I moved in with him.
01:06:54What?
01:06:56Well, you know him.
01:06:58He's icy.
01:07:00But not with me, of course.
01:07:04You are ruining everything.
01:07:08Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:07:10I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
01:07:13But he said he would get rid of you.
01:07:16I know, Leon. He would never do that to me.
01:07:20Oh, yeah?
01:07:23Well, let's wait and see who we all choose.
01:07:33Mia!
01:07:40Mia!
01:07:44Where the hell is Mia?
01:07:47I know where she is.
01:07:52Where?
01:07:54Why did you crash the press conference?
01:08:04She's there.
01:08:13You did that on purpose.
01:08:15Yes, and if I can't have you, no one can.
01:08:21Mia!
01:08:28The final step in Mia's guide to romance.
01:08:32An avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
01:08:38Mia, I'm sorry.
01:08:40I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this.
01:08:44Nothing happened.
01:08:45Please, believe me.
01:08:47Leo, it's all my fault.
01:08:50I'm not good at expressing myself.
01:08:54I kept ignoring my feelings for you.
01:08:57I'm sorry.
01:08:58I started all of this.
01:09:00You don't have to forgive me.
01:09:02Just please let me come in and make sure you're okay.
01:09:07Mia?
01:09:08Mia?
01:09:14Guess what?
01:09:16I have a bunny bill open.
01:09:30Mia?
01:09:31May I?
01:09:31Professor Bryan?
01:09:33I need to come clean.
01:09:36this has been an experiment all along an experiment i've been using you as a
01:09:42guinea pig to prove my research yeah what are you talking about i've been
01:09:47planning this from the beginning this fitness tracker i've been using it to
01:09:53collect data i never really loved you so now we're
01:09:59i don't believe you experiment is over we're over
01:10:11you're quitting your experiment why i just can't do it at worst case scenario i'll just graduate late
01:10:19okay graduate late that's not like you sorry to disappoint you professor
01:10:41wait are you crying what's wrong
01:10:47me i don't have much time i'm going away on a business trip
01:10:50safe travels please i want to tell you something just listen to me
01:10:58i know you have a wife and i know she's pregnant take care
01:11:05i got a dark side they try to tell me i should hide my scary dark side
01:11:14i try to act like i got it all under control
01:11:19you look like a mess man thanks why don't you expose lily for the bitch that she is
01:11:27because she used to be my friend i'm sorry she's pregnant now
01:11:35how do you know it's leo's
01:11:38it doesn't matter okay leo left and he's already dead to me
01:11:44stop moping around
01:11:47yeah do you know what get your ass up
01:11:50we're going to the graduation party tonight
01:11:52all i remember is we stayed up way past three
01:11:59i think we're falling hard and i blame gravity
01:12:02now it's morning
01:12:04i can't catch your breath
01:12:06hold your breath
01:12:22not the halo effect again
01:12:27split the wishbone
01:12:30to the straws
01:12:32i had no idea professor brian was going to be here tonight
01:12:35i heard he's a starry knight
01:12:38that's a stupid name
01:12:40come on the starry knight ball is a school tradition
01:12:44every year the student council picks three nights
01:12:46and at the end of the ball we get to bid for it to see who gets the chance to
01:12:50dance
01:12:51it's fun isn't it
01:12:53it's today
01:12:53you should place a bid
01:12:55or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else
01:12:57Emma cut it out okay
01:12:59i didn't come here to dance with leo
01:13:01i came here for the student lineup photos
01:13:04so he can dance with whoever he wants to
01:13:07come on mia it's been a whole week
01:13:09are you really going to wear this gorgeous dress just to hide in the corner like some painting on the
01:13:13wall
01:13:14are you really okay with this
01:13:17look at him standing there like nothing ever happens
01:13:21he's taking up all that attention from those love-struck girls
01:13:25even if you are moving on
01:13:27you should at least tell him to his face
01:13:29where's the fearless mirror from before
01:13:30don't you want to know he's thinking
01:13:32don't you have the
01:13:34let's take place a bid
01:13:39hey everybody welcome to the starry night party
01:13:42first up please welcome our knights of the starry night
01:13:47first up we'll auction off sir leo bryan
01:13:58five hundred
01:14:00five hundred
01:14:01six hundred
01:14:02what are you doing
01:14:05eight hundred
01:14:08one thousand
01:14:09one thousand five hundred
01:14:12one thousand five hundred
01:14:14one thousand five hundred
01:14:34three thousand
01:14:36three thousand going once
01:14:41three thousand going twice
01:14:45and so
01:15:13that's right
01:15:14you can hurt me as much as you like
01:15:16you paid for me
01:15:20should we end this now
01:15:23don't be so hasty doctor
01:15:26what's that supposed to work
01:15:32you're the real mia
01:15:35my mia
01:15:38although i have to admit
01:15:40getting someone to pretend to be you
01:15:43is creative
01:15:45lily isn't pregnant
01:15:48anson checked
01:15:50the tests were fake
01:15:54what
01:15:57should we get out of here
01:15:59mrs bryan
01:16:09are you in a rush or something
01:16:11are you in a rush or something
01:16:12i'm just trying to make up for lost time
01:16:14and we can't turn back the clock
01:16:16it's time
01:16:17so let's make the most of every moment now
01:16:21to face this wild world
01:16:25so
01:16:27what's your theory behind our love
01:16:29so shine bright
01:16:32let me run some calculations
01:16:41you have to say the magic words
01:16:43you have to say the magic words
01:16:45i love you
01:16:48you
01:16:49nothing can stop you
01:16:52nothing can stop you
01:16:53no nothing can stop you
01:16:55follow your heart
01:16:57i won't stay around
01:17:06you
01:17:07get out
01:17:08you can't do this to me
01:17:09you're
01:17:10just a maid
01:17:11i'm gonna say this to leo
01:17:14i'm not a maid
01:17:15i am his mother
01:17:17there he is
01:17:18go ahead
01:17:19tell him
01:17:21leo
01:17:24mia!
01:17:25you tricked me too
01:17:30Mia! you tricked me too
01:17:32Mia! you tricked me too
01:17:33then why do you steal her ring
01:17:36Mia
01:17:36I'm so sorry
01:17:38I missed,
01:17:38don't ever speak to me again
01:17:41don't touch me
01:17:43Don't touch me
01:17:44Mia!
01:17:49If you change your mind, you have three more days to submit your paper.
01:17:54Thank you so much, Professor.
01:17:57What was that?
01:18:02So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:18:05Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:18:11Congratulations, baby.
01:18:12Looks like my experiment is over.
01:18:16I am not done researching.
01:18:19How much I love you.
01:18:25Hey!
01:18:27You stole something.
01:18:29What?
01:18:29Come closer.
01:18:31Closer.
01:18:36There.
01:18:37Now we're even.
01:18:40Emma!
01:18:41Wait!
01:18:50Leo?
01:18:52Are you here?
01:18:55Are you here?
01:19:13You're just in time.
01:19:15Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:19:18I'll never be alone again.
01:19:29I'll never be alone again.
01:19:30Miros?
01:19:31Will he be my wife?
01:19:34Again.
01:19:40Miros?
01:19:41Will he be my wife?
01:19:44I'll never be my wife.
01:19:46Of course.
01:19:48I'll never be my wife.
01:19:51Can you hear me?
01:19:54I know you're somewhere out there.
01:19:57And I looked everywhere.
01:20:00Let you hide.
01:20:03By the way, I saw your little whiteboard experiment the first time I came here.
01:20:09That's the last time I came here.
01:20:10What?
01:20:11I'm just glad that was your guinea pig.
01:20:14Looks like you've been studying up on me as Guide to Romance.
01:20:18I've done some research of my own.
01:20:21Can we talk about anything else?
01:20:25Nope.
01:20:26Your professor has some academic theories he'd like to discuss with you.
01:20:32For example, where he should begin kissing you.
01:20:38Here.
01:20:43Here.
01:20:48Here.
01:20:53It's all that I want.
01:20:55All that I'm asking.
01:20:57Here.
01:20:58Here.
01:21:02Love, love, love me.
01:21:04Right, Professor Bryant.
01:21:06I think we should continue this conversation elsewhere.
01:21:10Love, love, love me.
01:21:14As I am.
01:21:19As I am.