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The Double Life of Mr President
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00:00:05Mom, can you please wake up soon? I just don't know how much longer I can do this.
00:00:14Miss Jones! Sweethearts! You owe us a hundred and twenty thousand, plus interest.
00:00:21Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:27Okay, since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay.
00:00:32Really? A very powerful man wants to meet you. Give him a night and won't forget,
00:00:39and your death will be settled. I can't do that. I won't.
00:00:50Stop it! What are you doing? Shut up! Mom? Mom? Okay, fine! Fine, I'll do it! Mom, are you okay?
00:01:00I'm so sorry.
00:01:07Tonight, 9 p.m. The Intercontinental Hotel.
00:01:13You'll be with the CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:01:17Don't even think about backing out. Are you and your mama?
00:01:23Don't fly.
00:01:32And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country and the safety of its citizens,
00:01:38we're coming for you. We will make America strong again.
00:01:43Okay, news cut!
00:01:49It's really good. Thank you.
00:02:01It's really good. Thank you.
00:02:32That big shot coming through.
00:02:45Who's that?
00:02:47You. Go around back.
00:02:51Go around back.
00:03:01Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in. The White House isn't safe.
00:03:28Who are you supposed to be?
00:03:30Who are you supposed to be?
00:03:30We're in service.
00:03:35Let me help you.
00:03:40Just gonna follow me.
00:03:42Get out!
00:03:45Do you feel it?
00:03:47It's a new drug.
00:03:49A powerful aphrodisiac.
00:03:51And true serum.
00:03:54You won't be able to resist.
00:03:57I can try.
00:03:59Ugh!
00:03:59Let's do it!
00:04:24Let's take a look.
00:04:26Let's take a look.
00:04:30Don't even think about backing out.
00:04:33What are you and your mama done for?
00:04:37Where is he?
00:04:42Who's there?
00:04:48Um, I'm so sorry. I must be in the wrong room. I'll leave.
00:04:56Are you okay?
00:05:00What?
00:05:02Please, don't go off.
00:05:06Help me.
00:05:08How are you?
00:05:13Do you think so?
00:05:13Do you have a feeling?
00:05:13Are you pulling?
00:05:13A one.
00:05:24Are you pulling?
00:05:31Drain of God?
00:05:45Who is he?
00:05:50Where the hell are you?
00:05:55I'm on my way.
00:06:08Hi, welcome to Just for Chicken.
00:06:10Here is our menu.
00:06:11What can I get for you today?
00:06:18Sir, we've captured the Russian spies last night.
00:06:21We need to keep our guard up.
00:06:23We're going to try something again soon.
00:06:30Come.
00:06:30Sir, are you okay?
00:06:31Are you hit on me?
00:06:32I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:06:33Sir.
00:06:33Go, go, go.
00:06:34Stay down.
00:06:34Head down, head down.
00:06:41Stop.
00:06:41Stop here.
00:06:42Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:06:43Out, out, out.
00:06:43Quick, get out.
00:06:45Sir, behind the car.
00:06:47Behind the car.
00:06:59What the?
00:07:07What happened?
00:07:12Why is he here?
00:07:14Oh my god, are you okay?
00:07:39Oh my god, you really need to go to the hospital, like right now.
00:07:43If the media finds out it'll cause a panic.
00:07:46I can't.
00:07:47Okay, then just let me help you, okay?
00:07:50Okay.
00:08:04You're pretty good at that.
00:08:06I grew up on a farm.
00:08:08It's not that much different than bandaging a cow.
00:08:14So, your name's Claire?
00:08:16Huh?
00:08:17I want to know your name.
00:08:19Uh, yeah, yeah, my name's Claire.
00:08:22Claire.
00:08:25And William.
00:08:28It's nice to meet you.
00:08:34These Russian mercenaries, nothing but pawns, foolishly dying for their corrupt leaders.
00:08:45If they want to come after me, let's hit back harder.
00:08:49Yes, sir.
00:08:52One more thing.
00:08:54The girl.
00:08:56The one who saved me.
00:08:58Bring her to my hotel room tonight.
00:09:00Sir, you've never been interested.
00:09:02Any woman and your arm.
00:09:04I mean...
00:09:04My.
00:09:05Just bring her to me.
00:09:11Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:09:14Have a seat.
00:09:19I wanted to thank you for saving me.
00:09:23Twice.
00:09:28If there's ever anything that I can do for you, just ask.
00:09:38Will you marry me?
00:09:45Marry you?
00:09:49Marry you?
00:09:51If we get married, I won't be sold off to some rich guy as a toy.
00:09:55Yeah, I mean...
00:09:56I mean, it'll just be temporary.
00:09:58And I really won't cause you any trouble.
00:10:00Would you?
00:10:03Please do me this favor.
00:10:05You don't know who I am?
00:10:07Should I?
00:10:10She really doesn't know who I am.
00:10:18Has anyone ever told you you look like the president?
00:10:25Oh my god, wait, are you the president?
00:10:27No.
00:10:28Uh...
00:10:29Yeah, they're wrong.
00:10:30I'm just...
00:10:31His double.
00:10:33Uh...
00:10:33His double?
00:10:34Yeah, being the president is dangerous.
00:10:36Oh, so...
00:10:38Like what happened this morning, being his double is also dangerous.
00:10:42Exactly.
00:10:46Are you sure you want to marry me?
00:10:49I mean, I don't mind.
00:10:50Due to the confidential nature of my job, we can have a wedding.
00:10:57You okay with that?
00:11:00I don't care about any of that anyway.
00:11:09Now that we're married, you'll live here.
00:11:12Don't worry, I've set up a room for you.
00:11:15I'll pay off my loan as soon as I can.
00:11:17I don't want to drag you into this.
00:11:19Make yourself at home.
00:11:21All right.
00:11:23Well, um...
00:11:24I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:11:31I don't want anyone knowing about my marriage or my wife.
00:11:37I need to keep her safe.
00:11:42But I need to know if she's up to something.
00:11:47Why don't you turn this thing on?
00:11:51Oh, that's...
00:11:54You okay in there?
00:11:58You okay in there?
00:11:59Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:01You sure?
00:12:05Ugh, this is so embarrassing.
00:12:08Oh, actually...
00:12:09I twisted my ankle.
00:12:11And I'm, um...
00:12:13I'm naked.
00:12:13Oh, uh...
00:12:15Oh, no.
00:12:16Um, I'll...
00:12:17I'll cover my eyes.
00:12:19Okay.
00:12:24Okay, I'm coming in.
00:12:33I'm coming in.
00:13:03I'll be right back.
00:13:06I'm coming in.
00:13:11I'll be right back.
00:13:16Oh, um...
00:13:17It's okay.
00:13:18My ankle actually feels so much better.
00:13:24Uh...
00:13:26Uh, what is that?
00:13:27I'm sorry.
00:13:28It's just...
00:13:29Your shoulder.
00:13:30It's burnt.
00:13:34Uh, you know what?
00:13:35Actually, I can...
00:13:36I can do that.
00:13:38Thanks.
00:13:39Get some rest.
00:13:42Yeah, good night.
00:13:43Good night.
00:13:52You imbecile!
00:13:53You imbecile!
00:13:55That woman should let me sitting there all night alone.
00:14:00No!
00:14:00That's your fault!
00:14:02I should kill you.
00:14:04I'm serious, sir.
00:14:05Please calm down.
00:14:06I can explain.
00:14:08Where is that wretched woman?
00:14:10Where?
00:14:11Don't worry, sir.
00:14:12I'll get here for you.
00:14:15The life...
00:14:16The beard.
00:14:21He's actually pretty sweet.
00:14:31What?
00:14:32You...
00:14:33Too stupid.
00:14:35Oh, dear.
00:14:36I went to the hotel.
00:14:38In that dress.
00:14:39What more do you want?
00:14:41This is about much more than money.
00:14:43You pissed off some careful people.
00:14:44Did I not tell you this would happen?
00:14:46I walked into the wrong room,
00:14:47and I met my husband.
00:14:49So let me go,
00:14:51or he's gonna come after you.
00:14:53You're your husband.
00:14:54Few people in the world
00:14:55could save you from this mess.
00:15:06Get my helicopter ready
00:15:07to play the SWAT team, now.
00:15:15Ivanov, if you harm her,
00:15:17I won't let a single one of you out alive.
00:15:28Where's the SWAT team?
00:15:29SWAT team's five out.
00:15:32Looks like I'll have to handle this myself.
00:15:35What?
00:15:36You're going down there alone, sir?
00:15:43All right, boys.
00:15:44Before the boss has a slice,
00:15:46how about we get a taste?
00:15:49Stay away from me!
00:15:52Poor girl.
00:15:53No one will find you here.
00:15:54I don't know.
00:15:57And you can forget
00:15:58about your husband saving you.
00:16:03I've got just the thing for you.
00:16:15And you can consider this
00:16:17a wedding gift.
00:16:21No!
00:16:22Stop!
00:16:23Please let me go!
00:16:24No, man.
00:16:26No!
00:16:27No, please!
00:16:28Please!
00:16:45You're so dead.
00:16:51I'm sorry I'm late.
00:16:53You actually came after me?
00:16:54Of course I came.
00:16:55Her husband.
00:17:00Boss.
00:17:01Isn't that the president?
00:17:03The president wouldn't be with a girl like her.
00:17:07You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
00:17:09She messed with the big shot first.
00:17:11The CEO of the Ivanov.
00:17:13You don't want to know how careful he is.
00:17:17You mean this clown?
00:17:24Who do you think gave me your location?
00:17:27You idiot.
00:17:28You didn't check her background?
00:17:31We're all gonna die here today.
00:17:33That's it.
00:17:33That's it.
00:17:35Zack Nits!
00:17:36I've been waiting to exterminate you pests for a while.
00:17:40Didn't think you'd deliver yourselves.
00:17:43Shoot him!
00:18:00I'm sorry.
00:18:01We didn't know she was your wife.
00:18:05Taste of your own medicine.
00:18:07Oh, what?
00:18:08Jesus Christ!
00:18:11You can't do this!
00:18:11Who are you?
00:18:13No, Paul!
00:18:14No!
00:18:15Freeze!
00:18:15Don't do this!
00:18:17No!
00:18:17No!
00:18:18No!
00:18:18No!
00:18:19No! Get out of here, Harold!
00:18:29Don't look back.
00:18:35Put your eyes on me.
00:18:50Did that scare you?
00:18:54Sometimes I have to do the president's dirty work.
00:19:05Let's go home.
00:19:13Right, sir. The White House banquet is all set.
00:19:15Politicians, foreign ambassadors, celebrities alike will all be in attendance.
00:19:19Thank you, Mike.
00:19:20And, um, don't forget, sir, you'll meet up.
00:19:23Plus one.
00:19:25Having a date will make you seem more approachable, sir.
00:19:31Come in.
00:19:36Mr. President, here's the new education performed proposal.
00:19:43Thank you, Senator Thompson. I'll review it and get back to you.
00:19:48Is there anything else?
00:19:49Well, Mr. President, if you don't mind, I can be your date for the party.
00:19:57That's very nice of you.
00:19:59But I already have someone in mind.
00:20:04Of course, Mr. President.
00:20:06I won't keep you any longer, then.
00:20:13How is that possible?
00:20:15The president has always been single.
00:20:20Hey.
00:20:21Can you find something out for me?
00:20:26Claire likes Taylor Swift.
00:20:30Let's book her for the party.
00:20:32Yes, sir.
00:20:49Hey, did you hear your favorite artist has a show coming up?
00:20:51Wait, Taylor Swift?
00:20:53Where?
00:20:53The White House Banquet.
00:20:55Oh, the White House.
00:20:57Yeah, too bad. I heard it's her last show.
00:20:59Oh, it would be amazing to see her, like, just once.
00:21:05My uncle works as a secretary at the White House.
00:21:08He didn't get an invite.
00:21:09You think you're getting in?
00:21:11No, I was just saying.
00:21:12With all that grease on you, the only way you're getting in is in your dreams.
00:21:20Here's your chicken.
00:21:23Who's that?
00:21:26Miss Jones?
00:21:27Yes.
00:21:29Did you want to order some chicken?
00:21:31No, I'm okay. Thank you, though.
00:21:33I'm here on behalf of the White House.
00:21:34I'm going to give you an invitation to the banquet.
00:21:43Me?
00:21:44Yes. You. Here.
00:21:46Please keep that safe, okay?
00:21:51Okay?
00:21:52Uh-huh.
00:21:52I'm going.
00:21:52Come on.
00:21:55What is going on?
00:21:59What is going on?
00:22:18Great.
00:22:20Hey.
00:22:21Um, do you happen to know anything about this invitation?
00:22:25Yes. I arranged it for you.
00:22:28Huh?
00:22:29The president likes to avoid social events.
00:22:32So, I will be attending this diplomatic party in his place.
00:22:35Yes.
00:22:40And I would like you to accompany me as my date.
00:22:43But this is like a White House event.
00:22:46And I just work at a chicken shop.
00:22:48I mean, I'm not really gonna fit in.
00:22:50You're going.
00:22:54You're going.
00:22:57You're my wife.
00:22:58I want you there.
00:23:02Don't worry.
00:23:04I'll make you feel like a princess.
00:23:14I don't care how much they're offering.
00:23:17We're booked solid.
00:23:19Even Taylor Swift.
00:23:21Yes, yes.
00:23:22We're not taking anyone else.
00:23:27What?
00:23:29See? First lady.
00:23:32Oh my god.
00:23:33I'm so sorry.
00:23:34This is such an honor.
00:23:42Hi.
00:23:43Um.
00:23:45I was hoping to get a hairstyle for an event.
00:23:52Sorry, but I think our prices are out of your budget.
00:23:59Lewis, Cindy.
00:24:00Drop everything that you're doing.
00:24:01But we have to cancel all those important clients.
00:24:04Who cares about that?
00:24:05We're getting ready to serve the first lady,
00:24:08Miss Claire Jones.
00:24:12Come on.
00:24:13Let's go.
00:24:14Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:24:23why embarrass yourselves this salon is owned by fashion icon m we only serve important
00:24:29people here get out don't waste my time i can't go to the party looking like this
00:24:40i'll embarrass william oh my god you must be claire uh sorry and you are a fashion icon m
00:24:52he's the most inexpensive and in-demand stylist in the world he only works with celebs
00:24:57honey please allow me to take care of you for the event
00:25:02wait why would you want to be my stylist this is an opportunity i would never pass up
00:25:07come on sweetheart my whole team will customize everything just for you
00:25:20how is that even possible ow you idiot i am so sorry
00:25:28no
00:25:34we are gonna find you the most stunning dress here thank you so much by the way thank your
00:25:39husband he's the one who called us
00:25:45oh william hi um i was thinking maybe we should cancel i mean emcee is really really expensive
00:25:53and you work so hard for your money that i don't want to run don't worry about the cost
00:25:58your husband is i won a raffle at work this is all free
00:26:05yes yes it's our anniversary special i forgot
00:26:11oh
00:26:14this this is perfect
00:26:18but you will need a necklace i don't i don't have a necklace it may be a little great but
00:26:24that one
00:26:26how about this
00:26:30how about this
00:26:32my god i i know this necklace it's
00:26:38mr president there are only three of these necklaces in the world we consider them cultural
00:26:46treasures one is in our national museum the other we give to our queen and this one we give
00:26:57it to you
00:27:00it's gorgeous wait william are these real diamonds
00:27:07we can't afford this it's fake don't worry
00:27:21hello miss claire we are sorry to inform you that your mom's condition is getting worse
00:27:25unless we do the surgery now
00:27:27i'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live
00:27:30what
00:27:42hey
00:27:43hey
00:27:44what's wrong
00:27:45no i'm fine
00:27:51what happened
00:27:53you're upset
00:27:53you're upset
00:27:58william
00:28:00i'm really sorry but i am not going to be able to make it to the party
00:28:03can you tell me why
00:28:06yeah my mom's condition got worse
00:28:08and i can't afford for her care
00:28:11and the doctor said that
00:28:15she only has a few more days left to live
00:28:18and i really want to be there for her last moment
00:28:23what
00:28:24yeah and i'm really sorry i really didn't want to cancel on you and i didn't want to make you
00:28:28angry i just really can't
00:28:29angry
00:28:31i'm upset
00:28:32why didn't you tell me
00:28:34and and why did you try and handle it on your own
00:28:39did you forget we're married
00:28:40i just didn't want to bother you
00:28:44i just didn't want to bother you
00:28:44you don't ever
00:28:45have to apologize to me
00:28:47i will get this sorted
00:28:50everything's gonna be alright
00:28:51wait
00:28:54i need the best doctors in the country
00:28:55to see a patient
00:28:57no money's no object
00:29:07why didn't you tell miss jones
00:29:09you were coming to visit sir
00:29:10i wanted to surprise her
00:29:16mrs jones
00:29:20no
00:29:21way
00:29:26am i dreaming
00:29:29oh
00:29:30oh my god
00:29:31are you the president
00:29:34is that really the president
00:29:36why is he in the hospital
00:29:38who's he visiting
00:29:41claire
00:29:41how did you afford the doctor
00:29:43someone actually helped me with it
00:29:49okay mom i've been meaning to tell you something
00:29:56i've been meaning to tell you that
00:29:58i got married recently
00:30:02what
00:30:03well it's not that shocking
00:30:05mr president
00:30:06mrs jones
00:30:08i'm william claire's husband
00:30:11i hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery
00:30:15the president
00:30:16you married president walton
00:30:18no he's he's not actually
00:30:21yes ma'am
00:30:22i'm the president
00:30:27that's
00:30:28wonderful
00:30:31wonderful
00:30:36um
00:30:37thank you for pretending to be the president and for my mom to make her happy
00:30:42it was uh
00:30:43it was really nice
00:30:44well now i get to see both of you happy
00:30:46and i'm hoping that you're happy enough to be my date
00:30:49tonight
00:30:54oh my god
00:30:55are you president walton
00:30:59you see
00:31:00everyone else seems to recognize the president
00:31:03how come you didn't
00:31:04well if the president actually looked out for the everyday person
00:31:08maybe i would have recognized you
00:31:10or him
00:31:14he
00:31:15those greedy
00:31:15pharmaceutical companies
00:31:17monopolizing medicine
00:31:18they need to be taken down
00:31:20understood mr president
00:31:31hey
00:31:32hey william
00:31:33you won't believe what happened
00:31:34right after i complained to you about the president
00:31:36he went after the pharmaceutical companies
00:31:38and now everyone can afford their medication
00:31:40wait listen
00:31:41thank you mr president
00:31:43you're a lifesaver
00:31:44you saved our lives
00:31:45really
00:31:46yeah
00:31:47i mean your boss is pretty nice
00:31:52he's all right
00:31:54all right well um
00:31:55i'll see you at the banquet okay
00:31:56i'll see you then
00:32:00i have another meeting
00:32:01can you go uh
00:32:02pick up miss james for me
00:32:04yes sir
00:32:10thank you so much for covering my shift tonight
00:32:12oh no problem
00:32:13don't forget to record taylor's performance for me
00:32:15i promise
00:32:19whoa
00:32:20why is there so many customers all of a sudden
00:32:23miss jenis
00:32:24why
00:32:24could you please come with us
00:32:26we're here to take you to get changed
00:32:28thank you
00:32:29that's so nice
00:32:30yes
00:32:34oh my god
00:32:37oh my god
00:32:53mr president
00:32:55i heard this is the first time you'll be bringing a date
00:32:58we are looking forward to seeing her
00:33:01oh so am i
00:33:02cheers
00:33:06excuse us
00:33:10good evening
00:33:10mr president
00:33:12i've heard a rumor
00:33:14that
00:33:15your date works at a fried chicken shop
00:33:17i'm afraid that she might embarrass you
00:33:19well
00:33:20and how many favors did you have to pull to find that out
00:33:25can't wait to meet her
00:33:41it's a good job tonight
00:33:42thank you mr president
00:33:44clara's unaware
00:33:44yep
00:34:04thank you
00:34:06welcome
00:34:07thank you
00:34:09for the rest of the day
00:34:09i've got a good job
00:34:09to do
00:34:09at the end of the day
00:34:09i have a good job
00:34:12to talk with my friends
00:34:13what kind of duties
00:34:14for being in the life
00:34:15it's about to be on the floor
00:34:15so my mom and dad
00:34:44That's Anastin's date.
00:34:45She's gorgeous.
00:34:47We look perfect together.
00:34:54You are shining brighter than a diamond tonight.
00:34:57Pretty dashing yourself.
00:35:00Wait here.
00:35:01I'll get us some drinks.
00:35:06Pretty girl.
00:35:08All alone.
00:35:10I am a Lexi.
00:35:13Your dress, it's so pretty.
00:35:19You can look, but don't touch.
00:35:22So sorry, President Walton.
00:35:24I did not know she was with you.
00:35:26I think the citizens of your country would appreciate you watching your behavior.
00:35:30Yes, of course.
00:35:35Thanks.
00:35:47So, this is your date?
00:35:52This is your date?
00:35:54She has a name.
00:35:57Everyone, this is Claire.
00:36:00Monsieur President, it is an honor to meet you both.
00:36:05You as well.
00:36:07You don't know any of these people.
00:36:09I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself quickly.
00:36:12Claire.
00:36:13I'm sure you're quite a world traveler.
00:36:18This is French.
00:36:20Mr. Dubois.
00:36:21It is so nice to meet you.
00:36:23And Miss Moreau.
00:36:24Enchanté.
00:36:25I hope you guys are enjoying your stay.
00:36:28We are enjoying it very much.
00:36:31Merci.
00:36:31I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence.
00:36:34C'est merci.
00:36:36When you visit, we will make sure we give you the best hospitality.
00:36:41I would love that.
00:36:42President, have a wonderful evening with your date.
00:36:47Souvenement.
00:37:04You're just full of surprises.
00:37:06I'm not going to let you down.
00:37:09I'm going to check the time of the Taylor Swift performance because I do not want you to miss that.
00:37:14I'm so excited.
00:37:29Claire, I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
00:37:31Can you please come out with me for some fresh air, please?
00:37:35Yeah, of course.
00:37:36Oh, come on.
00:37:42Hey, are you okay?
00:37:44What makes you think you deserve to be his date?
00:37:47I'm sorry, what?
00:37:48Don't play dumb.
00:37:49You don't deserve, Mr. President.
00:37:52It looks like she thinks William is the real president.
00:37:55Look, the president is not into me, okay?
00:37:58You're mistaken.
00:37:59Mistaken?
00:38:00This is his first time bringing a date to an event.
00:38:05And he gave you that precious necklace?
00:38:09It's a fake, I promise.
00:38:13Claire?
00:38:16You think I'm stupid or something?
00:38:18Take it off.
00:38:20What are you doing?
00:38:21You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:38:24Take it off.
00:38:25I'm right now.
00:38:41Claire?
00:38:43I don't know.
00:38:44It wasn't me.
00:38:44It's just her room.
00:38:45Go with your help now.
00:38:47I don't know.
00:38:50I don't know.
00:38:50It wasn't me.
00:38:51It's just her room.
00:38:51Go with your help now.
00:38:53I don't know.
00:38:56I don't know.
00:39:00Shit.
00:39:01Get medical here ASAP.
00:39:03I don't know.
00:39:05I don't know.
00:39:19I don't know.
00:39:36You okay?
00:39:37Yeah, I'm fine.
00:39:39You sure?
00:39:40Mm-hmm.
00:39:41Take Ms. Jones to the car.
00:39:42Just wait for me.
00:39:43Yes, Mr. President.
00:39:45Mr. President, please don't have to-
00:39:52Stop! Stop talking!
00:39:54You crossed the line tonight.
00:39:56Your political career is over.
00:39:59No, no, no, you have to let me explain!
00:40:04I'm so sorry, Claire.
00:40:06I'm putting you in danger.
00:40:08You said your job was dangerous, I understand.
00:40:20What happened?
00:40:22Oh, it's just an old war wound.
00:40:27Did it hurt?
00:40:31Don't.
00:40:33I'm so close.
00:40:35Why?
00:40:41I want me all to control myself.
00:40:43I want you all to control myself.
00:40:52You're soaked.
00:40:56Maybe go and have a show.
00:41:00I, um, I can't, uh, get out of this by myself.
00:41:08Could you, um, help me?
00:41:15Could you, um, help me?
00:41:32I'll be quick.
00:41:45Uh, William, where did you get all of that money?
00:41:50Come here.
00:41:51Sit down.
00:41:53Because I went to the party, on behalf of the president, he gave me a bonus.
00:41:59Wow, that's such a nice boss.
00:42:01And I plan on using this money to help you open your own shop.
00:42:06Uh, oh, what, William, I can't, that's, that's way too much money.
00:42:10And plus you got it, like, risking your life, so no, I, I can't accept it.
00:42:14Look, it's, it's not a gift, it's an investment.
00:42:19You make a profit, I get a share.
00:42:22I know you've always dreamt of having your own shop.
00:42:25Wait, you really think I can do it?
00:42:29Absolutely.
00:42:32The president also heard that your necklace broke, so he got us these rings.
00:42:49I won't let anyone question your place again.
00:42:52Will you thank the president for me?
00:43:01Uh, wait a minute, there's one more thing.
00:43:04It's important.
00:43:06Yes, sir.
00:43:07Today is the grand opening of Claire's Chicken Shop.
00:43:10Keep me updated on how it's going.
00:43:12Yes, sir.
00:43:26Hello, welcome to our grand opening.
00:43:29New owner, huh?
00:43:30Mm-hmm.
00:43:31Well, no wonder you don't know about the rules.
00:43:35Hey, what are you doing?
00:43:38You can't do that here.
00:43:40Listen, bitch.
00:43:42This street is mine.
00:43:43You want to make money?
00:43:45You cut me in.
00:43:50Sir.
00:43:51Sir.
00:43:54Delay the meeting in five minutes.
00:43:56Please, sir.
00:44:01Officer Smith.
00:44:03I thought you had the street under surveillance.
00:44:05Don't worry, sir.
00:44:06We have it all under control.
00:44:09Leave.
00:44:10Leave.
00:44:11Or I'm going to call the police.
00:44:12Call them.
00:44:13You think I'm scared of those boys?
00:44:17So you're the one who's going to be a troublemaker.
00:44:21Tough guy.
00:44:23We're not going to do anything.
00:44:25What are you going to tell?
00:44:27Huh?
00:44:30What were you saying?
00:44:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:44:38No, no.
00:44:39No, please.
00:44:41You have no idea who she is.
00:44:44Please, no.
00:44:46You know what to do now, right?
00:44:52Spread the word to everyone.
00:44:54This place is under our protection.
00:44:56Nobody's going to touch your chicken shop.
00:45:05Thanks?
00:45:10Congratulations.
00:45:11To the grand opening of our new chicken shop.
00:45:16Hold that thought.
00:45:19Yeah.
00:45:20Mr. President, about the $10 billion arms deal, do you want to review it again?
00:45:24It's a small deal.
00:45:25You can handle it yourself.
00:45:28Well, I've got to report to the investor.
00:45:36We made $200 today.
00:45:40That much on the first day?
00:45:44You're amazing.
00:45:46Look, don't worry.
00:45:47I'm going to work extra hard to make more money.
00:45:49So that you can, you know, put your dangerous job and live peacefully.
00:45:56Thank you, Claire.
00:45:59I appreciate it.
00:46:05I actually think that's the most that I've had to drink.
00:46:09Really?
00:46:10Oh, yeah.
00:46:11I mean, my job does require me to stay pretty sharp.
00:46:17I've never gotten a tattoo before.
00:46:22Come on.
00:46:28Hey, we're about to close.
00:46:34Holy crap.
00:46:36Are you the president?
00:46:40Yeah, I am.
00:46:42Nah, you're tricking me.
00:46:44You're the president's body double, right?
00:46:46Yeah, he's pretty convincing, huh?
00:46:50Shit, man.
00:46:53Yeah, you look just like him.
00:46:56Well, what do you want?
00:47:10This one looks like my puppy when I was little.
00:47:13His name was Ferdie.
00:47:14This one?
00:47:17You sure?
00:47:19Mm-hmm.
00:47:23All done.
00:47:24Oh, so cute.
00:47:29Hey, wait!
00:47:32Can I get a photo with you?
00:47:35Uh...
00:47:39Ten dollars a photo.
00:47:41No problem.
00:47:42Mom!
00:47:43Dad, get off!
00:47:45Did you see that?
00:47:46That was a great business opportunity.
00:47:49It was a very clever idea.
00:47:52Oh, my God.
00:47:53We mean so much!
00:48:19What did that kiss me?
00:48:23What did that kiss me?
00:48:27Uh...
00:48:28It...
00:48:30It's because the lights aren't on, and it's really dark, and we couldn't see it clearly,
00:48:33and our lips just happened to, like, brush past each other's accidentally.
00:48:39Oh.
00:48:41I see.
00:48:56Why were you able to pick me up today?
00:48:58I finished work early.
00:49:00Oh, I see.
00:49:02This is where we kissed last night.
00:49:11Now we want our trouble seeing.
00:49:15What?
00:49:32No excuses today, right?
00:49:37How did you do that?
00:49:39Magician never reveals their secrets.
00:49:41Only for you, only for you, only for you.
00:49:46What?
00:49:46No, come on, tell me!
00:49:48Ah!
00:49:57Why didn't this delivery include a room number?
00:49:59I guess I could ask room to room.
00:50:10Mr. President, we've got the leak.
00:50:19So, you've been selling information about me and my wife.
00:50:26Looks like I've been too merciful with you.
00:50:30Hello, did you order fried chicken?
00:50:34Hello, Claire's fried chicken!
00:50:38Well, that's to be one of them.
00:50:41Sir, I'm sorry.
00:50:44You don't have to do this.
00:50:47Too late.
00:50:49Mr. President, you don't have to do this!
00:50:53You don't have to do this!
00:51:05William?
00:51:14William?
00:51:16William?
00:51:16William, what's going on?
00:51:18Why are you putting a gun at someone?
00:51:23The president, he was, he's, he's, he's trying...
00:51:25Why is he calling you the president?
00:51:28Didn't you say that you had work off today?
00:51:32This is just, just a training exercise with the doubles of my colleagues, just to make
00:51:43things look more realistic.
00:51:44No, yeah, no, it's just practice today.
00:51:47Really?
00:51:50Yes.
00:51:59Um, I'm the White House General Secretary's double.
00:52:03Um, just a little plastic surgery.
00:52:07I'm the Defense Minister's double.
00:52:10I do...
00:52:15Neighborhood security?
00:52:17Oh, God.
00:52:19Whoa, you guys really scared me.
00:52:21I thought you were in trouble.
00:52:24Well, thank you so much for, uh, taking care of my husband.
00:52:28I really appreciate it.
00:52:35Oh, you guys should really come by our chicken shop.
00:52:38I mean, I would really love if you guys could stop by.
00:52:42I love fried chicken.
00:52:43And because you're William's co-workers, I'll give you guys 30% off.
00:52:50Okay, well, I will let you guys get back to your practice.
00:52:55Oh, can't forget this.
00:53:03Wait!
00:53:05What now?
00:53:09What now?
00:53:11Can we take a picture?
00:53:17Get a throne!
00:53:19Come on, that'll be fun!
00:53:21Everybody say chicken!
00:53:24Chicken!
00:53:29Claire's fried chicken!
00:53:33Oh, we got a lot of new customers today.
00:53:37Mr. President.
00:53:39Get on your knees.
00:53:41Now.
00:53:43Thank you for playing along.
00:53:48Feel free to have the rest of the day off.
00:53:50Thank you, Mr. President.
00:53:51Get him out of here.
00:53:52Let's go.
00:53:57Mr. President, that was extremely close, sir.
00:54:00I worry we probably won't be able to keep this up for much longer.
00:54:02I trust her now.
00:54:06So, I'll tell her the truth about my identity soon.
00:54:20Oh, good, you're back.
00:54:22Could you please help me balance this month's accounts?
00:54:24I'm having, like, a really hard time.
00:54:29Let's see.
00:54:33Let's see.
00:54:37Our monthly profit is $3,786.
00:54:42Wow, that's amazing.
00:54:45You're as smart as the president.
00:54:49Would you...
00:54:53Would you want me to be the president?
00:54:58Would you want me to be the president?
00:55:05I just mean, if I was really the president, would that make you happier?
00:55:11Oh, no.
00:55:12I said the wrong thing.
00:55:13No.
00:55:14I don't want you to be the president.
00:55:18Well, actually...
00:55:19Actually, I hate the president.
00:55:22You do?
00:55:23Yeah.
00:55:24Yeah.
00:55:24My, uh...
00:55:26My dad died because of him.
00:55:29He, he, he was in the military, you know, and it was because of a decision that he made.
00:55:35Claire, I'm, I'm sorry.
00:55:38Now we probably won't think too much about it.
00:55:44I'll be right back.
00:55:51What's...
00:55:51Dan?
00:55:53Hey, sweetheart.
00:55:55I'm out of prison.
00:55:56I miss you and your mom a lot.
00:56:00How dare you even mention, mom, you were in prison because you put her in a coma.
00:56:05And all she was trying to do was stop you from gambling our savings away.
00:56:09I've changed.
00:56:11I want to make things right with you both.
00:56:14Can we meet tomorrow?
00:56:23Anyway, sorry about that.
00:56:28Is everything okay?
00:56:29Yeah.
00:56:30It was just...
00:56:31Spam call.
00:56:33You know if something happened, you can tell me.
00:56:35Yeah, I know.
00:56:37William.
00:56:38I won't drag you into this.
00:56:51Dad, why are we meeting here?
00:56:54Leopard.
00:56:57This is my daughter.
00:57:02Did you cover my gambling debts?
00:57:04Dad, seriously?
00:57:06I'm your daughter.
00:57:07How could you do that?
00:57:08I gave you life and raised you.
00:57:11And do what I want.
00:57:14Damn, bitch.
00:57:14I know you.
00:57:16You got my brother killed.
00:57:20We'll settle all our scores tonight.
00:57:22No, it's not worth it.
00:57:27No.
00:57:35No.
00:57:39No.
00:57:40Call your husband and tell him to bring me one million and I'll let you go.
00:57:45No, no, he's just an ordinary guy. He doesn't have that kind of money.
00:57:48Is that so?
00:57:49Your ring looks pretty pricey.
00:57:52Let's see how important you really are to him.
00:57:56Our latest warship is ready to be deployed.
00:57:59We're actually considering names at the moment.
00:58:03Let's name it Claire.
00:58:05Good name.
00:58:06I like it. Claire.
00:58:08Keeping America safe.
00:58:11Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:58:12Sir.
00:58:13We have a serious, serious situation, sir.
00:58:15What is it?
00:58:16It's Miss Jones.
00:58:17She's been kidnapped by the Russian mom.
00:58:19They're holding her in an underground casino right now.
00:58:22We've been looking to take care of these assholes.
00:58:25Looks like now's the time.
00:58:26There's a little more to it, sir.
00:58:27They want you to go alone in the next hour, or they're going to kill her.
00:58:38I can handle my life.
00:58:39No, Mr. President.
00:58:41That is too dangerous.
00:58:41The entire country relies on you.
00:58:44Yes, Mr. President.
00:58:45The future of America rests on your shoulders.
00:58:47Yeah, I wouldn't.
00:58:48I'd really reconsider this, sir.
00:58:55My gun.
00:59:01I've made my decision.
00:59:03Mr. President.
00:59:05Are you really doing this for a girl?
00:59:08She's not just any girl.
00:59:10She's my girl.
00:59:19Contact traffic control.
00:59:21Now clear me a path.
00:59:27Where is he?
00:59:28My patience is running thin.
00:59:30Leopard, even if your husband doesn't show us, she's still worth something, right?
00:59:35You know what?
00:59:35You're a real piece of shit.
00:59:38Time's up.
00:59:39And since your husband isn't coming, you're mine now.
00:59:55Who's this idiot?
00:59:59President?
01:00:00Don't come any closer.
01:00:02Who the hell are you?
01:00:03No, no, no, no.
01:00:04He's not the president.
01:00:05He's just his double.
01:00:09That makes sense.
01:00:11The real president when you come here alone.
01:00:13Search him.
01:00:32William, why would you risk coming here?
01:00:35Because you're my family.
01:00:39So you married this fried chicken girl.
01:00:41You can't be the president.
01:00:43You have me scared there for a moment.
01:00:45It's okay, everyone.
01:00:46He's just a stuntman.
01:00:52What are you looking at?
01:00:54Now you want to see me have some fun with your wife?
01:00:57Fine by me.
01:01:02Oh, man!
01:01:03Oh, man!
01:01:06Oh, man!
01:01:08Oh, man!
01:01:09Oh, man!
01:01:09Oh, man!
01:01:09Oh, man!
01:01:11Oh, man!
01:01:12Oh, man!
01:01:28You still want to play?
01:01:31Impossible.
01:01:32You took us all down by yourself.
01:01:34Only the real president could do that.
01:01:36I saw him on the battlefield.
01:01:38He went out, but it's a still full of ten men.
01:01:43He's a killing machine.
01:01:44I don't ever want to see your kind on American soil again.
01:01:48We'll leave.
01:01:49I promise.
01:01:52Oh, you.
01:01:55If you ever mess with my wife again,
01:02:00I will make sure you die in prison.
01:02:03I won't.
01:02:05I promise.
01:02:09William, who are you, really?
01:02:21William?
01:02:27Claire, why did you lie to me?
01:02:29Told me your dad died.
01:02:31I'm your husband.
01:02:33If you can't trust me, who can you trust?
01:02:35Yeah?
01:02:37And what about you?
01:02:39You haven't told me the truth from the very beginning.
01:02:48William?
01:02:52Who are you, William?
01:02:55Are you really the president?
01:03:12You don't deserve to be by his side.
01:03:17What?
01:03:18Did you think that if I knew your true identity,
01:03:20I would just cling to you and make it impossible for you to get rid of me?
01:03:24Or did you forget that we got married because you said that you wanted to repay me?
01:03:28What are you even saying?
01:03:31You can't see how much I adore you?
01:03:35You really can't feel it?
01:03:38I don't.
01:03:47Please.
01:04:18A delivery to the White House.
01:04:20A delivery to the White House.
01:04:29Why are there so many reporters?
01:04:40Today, in front of all of America,
01:04:44I want to say I love you.
01:04:47I love you for who you are.
01:04:50And I want everyone to know your name.
01:04:59Claire.
01:05:02Will you marry me?
01:05:13No.
01:05:17Because we're already married.
01:05:27Because we're already married.
01:05:51America, please welcome your first lady.
01:06:21I'll see you next time.
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