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00:03come on dude come on wait sorry man coach said one more d and you're out of here
00:11it's for your own good the hell is he one for me i'm a baseball player not a biologist
00:15i don't know be smarter
00:30um you okay living my best life
00:38why
00:40you offering to cheer me up
00:44oh um
00:45oh sorry um good luck with everything
01:20hi
01:22hey roomie roomie
01:27sorry flower this morning
01:29i am in need of a place to live
01:32and you are in need of a roommate
01:36sorry that um that flyer was meant for someone more like me someone quiet and academic and
01:44well a girl and i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's sluttiest baseball player to be my
01:51new
01:51roommate so
01:54quite the reputation
01:58sorry i uh i didn't mean to
02:01that's okay
02:03you know there's more to me and all that right
02:08like what
02:11we're making me lasagna
02:15um
02:17i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit
02:19beggars can't be choosers
02:21what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:26it's the first of the month
02:27just give me a shot all right
02:30good butt heads kick me out
02:31no hard feelings
02:35but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:46i don't even know
03:00zeke quick question um why are you throwing a rager at 2 p.m on a tuesday
03:07guys you need to get out more this is a hang it's not a rager
03:13all right go get set up the cake or something all right bro
03:22look i failed a bio test okay i thought i'd blow off some steam
03:25okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called generic and i'm inspiring so
03:31could you please just oh what are you
03:36you know what's inspiring dancing right come on
03:42come on loosen up roomie it'll help your art i promise
03:50there you go there she is
03:53shut up
03:57zeke
04:00hands off your roommate
04:01hey go herd your animals
04:04okay
04:05i'm tessa hi
04:08please forgive my man whore of a brother and thank you for housing him he is a mess
04:14i've noticed he just needs a friend
04:16oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys so
04:44what do you say babe i'll pitch you catch
04:49oh um sorry i i don't really i don't really play i'm i'm just a fan
05:08not your type what fabian he was flirting with you right flirting with me that's
05:16that's a good one yeah flirting are you seriously that inexperienced
05:24no
05:27fine if you must know
05:31i've never even been kissed before so
05:34you've never been kissed
05:37i was always the the weird art girl
05:43i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:50what about uh what about a sex tutor
05:55yeah yeah very funny and and where do you suppose i found one of those it's not
05:59something that you can put up a flyer for
06:08you you're you're funny it's it's a joke right
06:13i don't know not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right
06:16you know sluttiest baseball player on campus
06:23stop you're you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me i'm not
06:30no i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then so
06:36well girl like you clearly makes good grades
06:40i could use a tutor myself coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that
06:46means no
06:46more scouts that means no yankees you like the yankees focus
06:55you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:02so we'd like date no no strictly educational no feelings i'm for fun not forever and that's
07:13not exactly boyfriend material right okay let me guess
07:21you want a sweetheart huh some gushy romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry
07:31what's wrong with that nothing there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:39you deserve everything you want
07:44that's not me
07:48what do you say you hope me it's my final and i hope you find the one
07:56deal
07:59how about will you seal the deal with your first kiss
08:25i'll save it for when you're alone
08:28let's go have some fun yeah
08:38first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash dude that's nasty
08:44zeke you want in what the hell dude she's a person not a bet
08:50chill bro all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor can you please not mess
08:53it up with my roommate she's a big girl she can handle herself
08:59she's off limits you hear me or what or i'll kick your ass
09:06yeah okay beat it i got business to take care of
09:10you're lucky this is her house
09:14look ignore him all right first one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash
09:18i think that's enough studying for today
09:32so you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:38well i should warn you that this is a dodger home
09:43dodger home
09:47not anymore you're not even recruited yet no it's coming
09:54you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
09:58yeah that's if you don't flunk out oh funny
10:04well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:14so now that we're alone
10:22do you want to know how it feels to be kissed
10:41i don't know how
10:47i don't know how do i
10:49lesson one
10:52trust yourself
10:54free
10:58just follow what feels good
11:04don't hold back
11:06beautiful
11:11um
11:14i'm sorry you uh
11:17you don't have to do this
11:20what
11:24pretend you want me
11:26i'm not pretending
11:29are you sure
11:32what makes you think otherwise
11:39because
11:41in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:46i am a fat loser with frizzy here and thunder thighs so
12:01come with me
12:03want to show you something
12:20uh-uh
12:23eye contact is how guys know you're into them
12:27i don't like being stared at
12:30they're admiring
12:32look at yourself
12:38what are you doing
12:40putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:45why am i staring at myself this is
12:48embarrassing
12:52call it a confidence drill
12:55can i continue
12:58yeah
13:17sorry um
13:19i
13:21i'm not used to this so i
13:22you don't have to apologize
13:25i just want you
13:27to
13:28see yourself as you are
13:32beautiful
13:39lesson three
13:41ask for what you want
13:46can
13:48we
13:52will you kiss me
14:06will you kiss me
14:14what was that was that bad did i did i do it wrong no
14:18no
14:19no you're
14:22you're natural
14:27really
14:28yeah don't want to get to your head
14:31well
14:33i think that we should
14:35go to bed
14:38already
14:39daddy
14:40oh no
14:41oh no oh my god not
14:42you and i
14:44not together
14:45separately in in our separate beds
14:47because not together that that would be crazy
14:51you can if you want
14:54you set the pace butterfly
15:26study time
15:28i was studying
15:31i was working on my fastball
15:32yeah and you need to be working on your organismal biology comprehension which you
15:36clearly know nothing about which is alarmingly concerning so
15:43i feel unmotivated
15:47come on
15:48come on teach
15:48i'll make my lessons fun
15:56okay
15:57fine
16:00for every answer that you get wrong
16:03you strip
16:05but for every answer that you get right
16:08i'll strip
16:12jeez
16:12amelia strip tutoring
16:16i don't think you had it in you
16:18yeah yeah yeah yeah
16:19you in or what
16:24bring it on
16:27first question
16:30what's the role of the sodium potassium pump
16:34it's
16:37when you eat sugar
16:42you're
16:43you're joking right
16:46the sodium potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient
16:52so
16:56strip
17:15we'll see
17:16i guess i should have worn a shirt
17:25next question um
17:27what's the key to maintaining
17:29blood glucose levels
17:34your turn to strip
17:37blood glucose levels
17:44we'll see
17:47inside
18:00that's cheating
18:08what are you guys doing
18:09we are just studying studying
18:12yeah
18:14okay
18:15love that
18:16but did zeke not tell you about the plan
18:20i've got a game today
18:22tessa's here to help you get ready and bring you to the after party
18:26another party zeke you have to study
18:30i think it's time to practice what i taught you
18:37okay
18:39we need to talk
18:42my brother tells me that you don't know how you're an absolute babe
18:48oh um
18:50i mean i know i'm not conventionally attractive so
18:53conventional attractiveness is a myth
18:55anywho
18:56i went shopping
18:57it's like my love language or something but
19:00i picked you out some outfits
19:02you
19:02want to play dress up
19:06honestly
19:08yeah
19:10me too
19:10okay let's go
19:17thank you
19:18for doing this seriously i i owe you one
19:22at least i can do
19:24for what
19:27for helping zeke
19:29you literally saved his life because i was going to kill him if he flunked out
19:35i hope i can help him
19:37oh you can he's not dumb
19:39he just has this thing in his head that baseball and partying and getting with every
19:43girl in a five mile radius is all he's good for
19:52but i think he'll listen to you
19:54he likes you he told me so
19:59okay no no no no no smiling okay i'm gonna line your lips focus
20:10let's go
20:13dude when you struck out that last batter i swear
20:16scout's jaws are on the ground
20:18i was actually planning on throwing in
20:32i'm not sure
20:47this is
20:50Damn, Fabian works fast.
20:52Amanda, this is the girl I wanted to see.
20:55Listen, I want to show you something. It's just right over here.
20:57It's Amelia.
20:58Told you to leave her alone.
21:01We're just having a conversation, bro. Relax.
21:04Back off, or he'll be watching the next game from the bench.
21:11Sorry, pal. She's coming all the way home with me tonight.
21:15What the hell? Psycho, I'm your teammate.
21:17You're a piece of trash.
21:23What the hell was that?
21:25I thought you wanted me to practice flirting.
21:28Not with him. He's trying...
21:32He's trying to take you to the upstairs tree.
21:36The what?
21:37Look, Fabian is not good enough for you. Just ignore him.
21:40Okay.
21:43Wait.
21:45What's the upstairs tree?
21:48It's a tree where we take girls and after we kiss them under it, they always ask to go upstairs
21:52with us.
21:53That's the move?
21:54Yeah.
21:55Kissing a girl under a tree?
21:58The upstairs tree.
22:00Ah, right.
22:02When does that work?
22:04I don't know. It just does.
22:05I don't understand how a tree could do that.
22:11I will show you.
22:15Part of lesson four, allow yourself to be swept off your feet.
22:29That's just a...
22:36That's just a...
22:38Okay, so the story goes, he found her planted this tree for his wife and the seed shipped all the
22:43way from North Carolina.
22:44dug the hole himself watered it every day usually the girl says something like well it seems like a
22:51lot of work wow seems like a lot of work there you go and we would say oh the guy
22:56would do
22:56anything for a pretty girl right but usually you mean it right I mean it right now pretty girl
23:05then we would lead them behind the tree and then what do this
23:31so upstairs
23:48so what's it like living in a frat
23:54fun baseball parties girls
24:02hmm what about class yeah I'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate
24:07no you make a mean lasagna right sure I do hmm you ask nice and I'll let you taste it
24:16it's always about the sex with you isn't it well it's what people expect from me so
24:22maybe you should try exceeding their expectations
24:27gotta be honest I think this is the most I've ever talked in an upstairs trip
24:33what does a normal upstairs trip look like
24:37this
24:38this
24:39this
24:40this
24:40this
24:41this
24:41this
24:41this
24:41particularly
24:42.
24:55Zeke, stop teasing.
24:57Lesson five.
24:59Patience is a virtue.
25:02You build up his half the farm.
25:15All right, guy's gonna take his time.
25:18Savor every inch.
25:21What about lesson three?
25:23Asking for what I want.
25:34All right, butterfly.
25:37What do you want?
25:39I want you to touch me.
25:42I want you.
25:43For academic purposes, obviously.
25:49Well, then.
25:51In the spirit of education.
25:54Mm-hmm.
26:06What else?
26:09I want you to kiss me.
26:11Please.
26:29I want you to kiss me.
26:33What else?
26:35What else?
26:42Okay.
26:48You're reminiscing already?
26:50Shut up.
26:52I gotta go find Tessa, but I'll be right back.
27:06Wow, that's beautiful.
27:09Hey, um,
27:12Amelia, right?
27:15I'm Sam.
27:16Second baseman, backup pitcher, fellow artist.
27:22You paint too?
27:23No, I'm an actor.
27:25Aspiring anyway.
27:28What kind of stuff do you make?
27:29Oh, just representational art with a focus on color theory.
27:33That's wow, yeah.
27:35You have no idea what I just said.
27:37No, not at all.
27:39But maybe I could take you out and
27:43hear you tell me all about that.
27:47Can I have your number?
27:52What are you doing?
27:54Oh, I'm asking Amelia out.
27:57You know, I thought we could talk art.
28:00Since when do you care about art?
28:02Come on, man.
28:03You know I act.
28:05So what do you say?
28:08I'd love to.
28:10Wow.
28:11She'd love to.
28:14I'm looking forward to it.
28:20Oh, Amelia has a date.
28:22Amelia has a date.
28:24Cut it out, Tessa.
28:26It's just to hang out.
28:28I'm going to go get some more water.
28:35Okay, Spell.
28:37What's going on between you two?
28:40Nothing.
28:40I don't know what you're talking about.
28:42Yeah, right.
28:43I've literally never seen you this jealous.
28:46I'm not jealous.
28:47I'm just protecting her.
28:49Because you have a huge crush on her.
28:50No, I don't.
28:53We're friends.
28:54She doesn't see me like that.
28:57Amelia.
28:59So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:00Be honest.
29:02I think he's charming.
29:03That's for sure.
29:05Charming, huh?
29:06You're about really hot.
29:08Uh, zip it.
29:09I asked her, not you.
29:12I think he's kind and generous.
29:15And super motivated.
29:18But, I think he sells himself short.
29:22I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player.
29:27Damn, bro.
29:28She sees you.
29:29She's a real one.
29:31All right, what about you, Zeke?
29:32What do you think of Amelia?
29:37She's, uh...
29:40She's great.
29:41Great roommate.
29:42Total chiller.
29:44Right.
29:46Thanks a lot, Remy.
30:06Hey.
30:09So, uh...
30:10When's that test again?
30:12Vinyls are almost over.
30:14Yeah, I, uh...
30:17I took it yesterday.
30:21Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:23Well, I wanted to wait...
30:25So I could show you...
30:27My first day.
30:30Oh, my God.
30:33You did it.
30:37Well, I couldn't have done it without you, teach.
30:40I couldn't have done it without you, but you were trying to stand up now, but you were trying to
30:57take the fall.
30:59Sorry.
31:03Oh, my God.
31:06Oh, my God.
31:08Oh, my God.
31:09Oh, my God.
31:09So, you're going out with Sam, then?
31:16Yeah, um...
31:19I guess it all worked out.
31:24You got the A.
31:27I got the guy.
31:29You don't even know him.
31:31I'm doing what you told me to.
31:33Trusting myself and letting myself get swept off my feet.
31:37Yeah, but...
31:38But what?
31:40I'm not understanding the problem.
31:42It's no problem.
31:44What's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me date anybody?
31:49Are you...
31:50Are you jealous?
31:54Zeke.
31:55No.
32:01Right, because...
32:03Because you're the one that said, no feelings.
32:07Yep.
32:10And I guess our...
32:12Our lessons are over.
32:14Yeah, cool.
32:16I better go get ready for my date, then.
32:19Wish me luck.
32:21Good luck.
32:44Well, I figure as the brat's sweetheart, it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat before
32:51the big game tomorrow.
32:52That's like my sweet treat upstairs.
33:00Missed you, babe.
33:02Damn, dude.
33:03You know, you really are a psychopath.
33:07Sorry, bro.
33:12Zeke?
33:15Excuse you?
33:18What happened to the museum?
33:21We're meeting here.
33:23We were about to head out.
33:25I didn't know.
33:28Right.
33:30I'm gonna go wait outside.
33:35You're seriously pining over those kinkles?
33:38Definitely not pining over your hateful ass.
33:39I guess don't talk about her like that.
33:55It's hard here.
33:56Round the third.
33:57Over the second time.
34:10I, uh, I thought you'd be with that girl.
34:20How was your date with Sam?
34:25It was good.
34:28Cool.
34:31I'm happy for you.
35:06Oh, big talk, but he just can't get it in the hall, dude.
35:11Speaking of, thanks for striking out with Jen and sending her back my way.
35:14Shut up.
35:15You're roomie, though.
35:17That is a tough nut to crack.
35:19She wouldn't even let Sam kiss her.
35:21What are you talking about?
35:21Hey, don't count me out.
35:24You know it's not over till the fat lady Shane.
35:26Oh!
35:27Oh!
35:28Oh, for sure.
35:29Oh, for sure.
35:30It was just about the bet.
35:32I thought you liked her.
35:33No.
35:34I like winning.
35:36Plus, it's like the best acting exercise ever.
35:38Like, my...
35:39Oh, wait!
35:40You're done.
35:41You hear me?
35:42Leave her alone.
35:43Don't text her.
35:43Don't call her.
35:44Don't even look at her.
35:45Yo, what the hell, dude?
35:47Since when you so whipped?
35:49Yeah.
35:54You're bugging out, Zeke.
35:56What the hell?
35:57He needs to cool off or something.
35:59You're just mad, I guess.
36:00I don't know.
36:00Oh!
36:09Zeke, what are you doing?
36:11Don't talk to Sam again.
36:13I'm not doing this with you.
36:15We talked about this.
36:16I lied.
36:17What?
36:19I was jealous.
36:21The thought of him making you smile and touching you, kissing you.
36:28It drove me crazy.
36:31He's not your man, Butterfly.
36:36I am.
36:42I know I said I don't do feelings, that I'm not boyfriend material, but you changed everything
36:48for me.
36:50I want to be the man you see when you look at me.
36:54Amelia.
36:56Will you be my girlfriend?
37:02Yeah.
37:03Of course I will.
37:17Oh.
37:20God, you're such a good teacher.
37:23Hi.
37:24I'm a good teacher.
37:25Speaking of, I think I have a few more lessons for you.
37:30Oh.
37:39What do you want, Butterfly?
37:43I want you to be my first.
37:47Are you sure?
37:50Very sure.
37:52Watch me and count it out.
37:54Watch me and count it out.
37:54Watch me and count it out.
37:55Watch me and count it out.
38:01I know it was bad, but I wanna hear you tell me just how it happened.
38:07Would you do it all again, even if it had the same exact impact?
38:13Sniffing, I'm hanging, screaming, dripping out words, I need it
38:16Pretty good at conceiting, dishing out how I'm treated
38:18Switching up on your meaning, that don't make sense
38:21But is this it, okay, trying to make it go away
38:23Breaking down on top of my face, ball to the bottom, found me
38:25Baby, can't you see I like to crash back
38:28How you used to talk to me, flashbang how I used to combat you
38:33Snap back, baby, can we count to three?
38:37Can't live with or without you
38:39Watch me and count it out, watch me and count it out
38:42Watch me and count it out, watch me and count it out
38:45Watch me and count it out, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
38:50Yeah
38:52That looks really good on you
38:54Hm?
38:55Mhm
38:58Fortunately, I do have a game today, so I'm gonna need that bag
39:02Oh yeah?
39:04Yeah
39:04Hm
39:05Prefer it a bit sooner rather than later actually
39:10You should probably just take it off right now, right?
39:22It's probably just Tessa. Ignore it.
39:27Oh!
39:30Damn, dude. I guess we owe you 500 bucks, huh?
39:34You sneaky bastard.
39:36Fabian, get the hell out of here.
39:37Zeke?
39:39What is he talking about?
39:41Oh, you see, we made a bet, sweetheart, on who could fuck you first.
39:46Okay, that's enough.
39:48Hey, feel free to come collect your cash any time.
39:51Oh, and you forgot this.
39:54Toodaloo. Have a nice life.
40:01You don't have to look like you explained, okay?
40:03You slept with me to win a bet?
40:04No. No, I had nothing to do with it. Sam did.
40:09That's why I told you to stop seeing it.
40:11And you didn't tell me?
40:13How could you do this to me? How could you lie?
40:16Who's protecting you?
40:19What great job?
40:22Amelia, please.
40:24Don't touch me.
40:45It's Tessa.
40:48I'm sorry for texting you.
40:51You absolutely should have texted me.
40:54No, no, he's your brother.
40:56I just, I didn't know who else to talk to.
40:59You can always talk to me.
41:02I used to be able to talk to him and now I can't even look at him.
41:09You want me to kill him?
41:10I will kill him.
41:12Tempting.
41:14Tempting.
41:14But no, honestly, this is probably for the best.
41:20I never could have dated a Yankee anyway.
41:25You love him.
41:26Don't you?
41:28I don't know.
41:30All I know is that I've never felt this way about anybody.
41:34It's like he's pulling me like gravity.
41:41But he doesn't feel the same way.
41:43Of course he does.
41:45My brother is an idiot when it comes to emotional stuff.
41:48But I know he cares about you.
41:50I've never seen him look at anyone the way he looks at you.
41:54If you really cared about me, he never would have lied.
41:59God, I feel so stupid.
42:03Let me talk to him.
42:04I'll set him straight, I swear.
42:05No, no.
42:06It's fine.
42:08Pretty soon, he'll be off in New York.
42:12And we'll be in LA.
42:15And we'll never have to see each other again.
42:31We need to talk.
42:35I don't feel like it.
42:36The fact that you're out here throwing a ball around instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness.
42:40I know mom raised you better.
42:42She told me to leave her alone.
42:44Do you care about her?
42:46Of course I do.
42:47That's not the point.
42:49The point is I'm not good enough for her.
42:51I hurt her, Tessa.
42:52It's just who I am.
42:54I'm not a relationship guy.
42:56You know this.
42:57Okay, enough.
42:58You know how to be a relationship guy?
43:01You commit to being in a relationship.
43:03I mean, it's literally that easy.
43:05You're more than a fuckboy.
43:06You hear me?
43:08So it's time to grow up and go get your girl.
43:13She deserves better than me.
43:15So be better.
43:24Hey.
43:26Can I talk to you?
43:29If you want.
43:42Are those Dodger blue and white or Yankee blue and white?
43:45Dodger.
43:47This is a Dodger's home.
43:52I'm sorry.
43:55Okay, I should've told you about the best sooner.
44:01You should've.
44:04Thought I was protecting you.
44:07Thought I was doing the right thing.
44:10But the right thing isn't lying to you.
44:15So I'm gonna be completely honest from here on out.
44:22I don't wanna be just fun, butterfly.
44:26When it comes to you, I wanna be forever.
44:32I wanna keep showing you how beautiful you really are.
44:36I wanna be that gushy, romantic guy that brings you flowers and writes you poetry.
44:43I wanna be everything you want.
44:46Everything you deserve.
44:50So tell me.
44:54What do you want?
44:58I want...
45:04I wanna trust myself.
45:07And I...
45:10I wanna follow what feels good.
45:14And I don't wanna hold back.
45:19I want you, Zeke.
45:24You too?
45:26Of course I do.
45:34Thank God.
45:36Because I already asked Coach to set up a call with the Dodgers recruiter.
45:41He did what?
45:43Told you.
45:44This is the Dodger home.
45:46I'm gonna try to get signed by them instead of the Yankees.
45:49So when you move to LA, we'll be there together.
45:54And what if I said no?
45:56Hmm.
45:59I'd have to pivot to plan B.
46:02Lasagna.
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