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(Dubbed) Wukong vs. The Beast Kingdom
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00:00:00Why do people say, Mountain of Lion and Camel is, in Journey to the West, the darkest trial of all.
00:00:08It's not because there are so many demons, or because they're hard to beat.
00:00:12It's because the evil here is sanctioned evil.
00:00:16Green Lion, White Elephant, Big Rock are all mounts or kin of the immortals.
00:00:22They wreak havoc in the mortal world, with the gods turning a blind eye.
00:00:44Sun Wukong can handle the small fry, but he can't touch the kingpins with backing.
00:00:49Tang San San can recite the Binding Spell, but he can't save this hell on earth.
00:01:23Blue Lion, White Elephant
00:01:36Life at Sacred Buddhist Monastery is so bleak, it's unbearable.
00:01:39Now I can finally eat my fill.
00:02:13Give me five gin of meat, make it the hind leg.
00:02:17Let go of my daughter!
00:02:25Take the kid and run!
00:02:27I'll hold him off!
00:02:29Run!
00:02:30Honey!
00:02:30Come on!
00:02:34Come on!
00:02:47IMMORTAL MASTER!
00:02:48IMMORTAL MASTER!
00:02:49SOMETHING'S WRONG!
00:02:51IMMORTAL MASTER!
00:02:52TANG ZAN ZANG AND HIS DISCIPLES ARE ALMOST AT MOUNTAIN OF LION AND CAMEL!
00:02:59YOU MUST NOT GO THERE!
00:03:10IMMORTAL MASTER!
00:03:10MASTER HASN'T EATEN OR DRUNK THESE PAST DAYS AND HE BARELY SAYS A WORD.
00:03:15COULD IT BE HE'S STILL PINING FOR THE QUEEN OF ZI LIANG?
00:03:19IMMORTAL MASTER!
00:03:20SECOND BROTHER!
00:03:22WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
00:03:23HOLY MONKBOUND FOR THE WEST!
00:03:25PLEASE STOP RIGHT HERE!
00:03:28DON'T TAKE ANOTHER STEP FORWARD!
00:03:30SIR, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
00:03:32OUTSIDERS WOULDN'T KNOW!
00:03:33THERE'S A BAND OF DEMONS UP AHEAD!
00:03:35THEY'VE EATEN HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS!
00:03:37YOU MUSTN'T GO ANY FARTHER!
00:03:40WHAT?
00:03:42DON'T BE AFRAID, MASTER!
00:03:44I'M HERE!
00:03:49WUKONG, DID YOU HEAR WHAT THEY SAID UP THERE?
00:03:51DEMONS ARE CAUSING TROUBLE AHEAD!
00:03:53WE MUST ASK WHAT'S GOING ON SO I CAN SET MY MIND AT EASE!
00:03:56LET ME GO!
00:03:57MAYBE I CAN BEG FOR SOME ALMS TOO!
00:04:00BAJI!
00:04:02LOOK AT YOU!
00:04:03YOU'LL SCARE THEM OFF!
00:04:04LET WUKONG GO INSTEAD!
00:04:06HIM!
00:04:07HE'S UGLIER THAN I AM!
00:04:08BAJI FINALLY VOLUNTEERED!
00:04:14LET HIM CHANGE INTO SOMETHING HANDSOME THEN!
00:04:21WELL, MASTER?
00:04:24FINE, GO AND COME BACK QUICK!
00:04:26ALRIGHT!
00:04:32SIR, PLEASE WAIT!
00:04:37YOU ARE...
00:04:38SIR!
00:04:40WE'RE MONKS FROM THE EASTERN TANG EMPIRE, HEADED TO THE WESTERN HEAVENS TO SEEK THE SUTRAS!
00:04:45I HEARD YOU SAY THERE ARE DEMONS AHEAD!
00:04:47WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON?
00:04:49UH...
00:04:50THOSE MOUNTAINS!
00:04:51THOSE MOUNTAINS ARE CALLED MOUNTAIN OF LION AND CAMEL!
00:04:54THEY STRETCH FOR 800 LI!
00:04:56WEST OF THERE LIES A HUMAN KINGDOM, CALLED LION-CAMEL KINGDOM!
00:05:00THE RAINES CAME IN SEASON, AND THE PEOPLE LIVED IN PEACE!
00:05:05IT WAS ONCE A LAND OF HARMONY!
00:05:09BUT, 500 YEARS AGO, THREE DEMONS CAME FROM THE WEST!
00:05:13THEY SEIZED MOUNTAIN OF LION AND CAMEL AND MADE AN ENTIRE CITY'S PEOPLE!
00:05:18SO THAT'S IT!
00:05:18JUST THREE DEMONS, HUH?
00:05:20I'LL RAKE ONE TO DEATH MYSELF!
00:05:22MY BROTHER CAN CLUB ONE DEAD!
00:05:23WE'LL LEAVE THE LAST FOR SHA WU JING, AND HE'LL FINISH IT IN ONE SWING!
00:05:27IF IT WERE ONLY THREE, WHY WOULD I STOP YOU?
00:05:29AFTER THEY ATE THE PEOPLE, THEY DIDN'T LEAVE!
00:05:32THEY TOOK THE LAND AND FOUNDED A KINGDOM, GATHERING DEMONS FROM EVERYWHERE AS THEIR CITIZENS!
00:05:39KEEPING HUMANS AS LIVESTOP, AND EVEN SETTING UP A FULL COURT!
00:05:43THEY MADE TIGERS THEIR GENERALS AND WOLVES THEIR CAPTAINS!
00:05:47AS FOR THEIR LESSER DEMONS, 5,000 ARE ON THE SOUTHER RIDGE, 5,000 ON THE NORTHER RIDGE,
00:05:5310,000 AT THE EASTERN PASS, AND 10,000 AT THE WESTERN PASS!
00:05:58ANOTHER 4,000 OR 5,000 PATROL AND KEEP WATCH, AND 10,000 MORE GUARD THE GATES!
00:06:04THERE ARE COUNTLESS FIRE TENDERS, AND COUNTLESS WOODCUTTERS TOO!
00:06:09ALL TOLD, THAT'S 47,000 OR 48,000!
00:06:13AND THOSE ARE THE ONES WITH NAMES, WITH BADGES AT THEIR WAISTS!
00:06:18STATIONED HERE JUST TO EAT PEOPLE!
00:06:21THAT MANY? 40,000? THAT'S IT!
00:06:25THAT DOESN'T EVEN COUNT THE UNREGISTERED ONES!
00:06:28ADD THOSE IN, AND YOU'RE TALKING ONE OR 200,000!
00:06:31THEY EAT PEOPLE EVERY DAY, BOILING THEM, SKEWING THEM,
00:06:35BREWING BLOOD INTO WINE!
00:06:37FOR 500 YEARS NOW, THEY'VE DEVOURED THE PEOPLE OF CONTINENT OF XINYU!
00:06:42GOOD HEAVENS!
00:06:44I'D BETTER GET BACK, FAST!
00:06:46AND REPORT TO M-MASTER!
00:06:55MASTER, WE CAN'T GO ON!
00:06:57THIS IS CALLED MOUNTAIN OF LION AND CAMEL!
00:06:59IT'S A REALM OF DEMONS!
00:07:0040 TO 50,000 ARE WAITING TO EAT PEOPLE!
00:07:04WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
00:07:06YOU IDIOT!
00:07:07WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF?
00:07:08I'VE FOUGHT A HUNDRED THOUSAND HEAVENLY SOLDIERS!
00:07:11WHAT'S 40 OR 50,000 DEMONS TO ME?
00:07:14BIG BROTHER, YOU'RE SO CAPABLE!
00:07:16BUT I, OLD JEW, DON'T HAVE THE NERVE!
00:07:18IF YOU ASK ME, WE SHOULD SPLIT THE LUGGAGE NOW AND RUN FOR OUR LIVES!
00:07:21THE LOCALS ARE TERRIFIED OF DEMONS!
00:07:24AND YOU BELIEVE THEIR EXAGGERATIONS?
00:07:27EVEN IF THERE REALLY ARE THAT MANY,
00:07:28I'D SWING MY STAFF ALL NIGHT AND WIPE THEM OUT TO THE LAST!
00:07:32TALK IS CHEAP!
00:07:34BESIDES THAT FUNERAL ROD OF YOURS,
00:07:35WHAT WEAPON DO YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT MANY FIENDS?
00:07:39DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME!
00:07:40I, OLD SON, CAN CARVE A PATH THROUGH THE EASTERN SEA,
00:07:43EVEN A MOUNTAIN OF IRON AND SILVER!
00:07:45I CAN SMASH STRAIGHT THROUGH!
00:07:47THEN IF YOU CAN, GO DO IT!
00:07:49WUKONG, WHAT YOU HEAR MAY BE FALSE,
00:07:51WHAT YOU SEE IS THE TRUTH!
00:07:53BAJI IS SCARED OUT OF HIS WITS!
00:07:55GO TAKE A LOOK, SEE FOR YOURSELF!
00:07:56AND WHETHER IT'S AS THAT OLD MAN SAID!
00:07:59YES, MASTER!
00:08:15MASTER!
00:08:16STAY INSIDE THE CIRCLE!
00:08:17DON'T COME OUT!
00:08:17I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
00:08:29THIRD GREAT KING!
00:08:30IT'S TIME TO EAT!
00:08:33REPORT!
00:08:34THIRD GREAT KING!
00:08:34WORD HAS COME FROM THE KINGDOM OF XILIANG!
00:08:37CENTIPED TAOIST WAS KILLED BY TANG SANZANG AND HIS DISCIPLES!
00:08:41TANG SANZANG HAS PASSED XILIANG?!
00:08:45500 YEARS!
00:08:46AT LAST TANG SANZANG'S FLESH!
00:09:05BIG BROTHER! SECOND BROTHER!
00:09:07COME ON!
00:09:08LET'S DRINK TO TANG SANZANG'S ARRIVAL!
00:09:09LET'S HAVE A TOAST!
00:09:11CHEERS!
00:09:16CHEERS!
00:09:17BIG BROTHER!
00:09:17WHY THE LONG FACE?
00:09:19BIG BROTHER!
00:09:20WE'RE ABOUT TO EAT TANG SANZANG'S FLESH!
00:09:23CHEER UP!
00:09:24YOU'RE TAKING THIS WAY TOO LIGHTLY!
00:09:26THAT TANG SANZANG MAY BE A MORTAL NOW,
00:09:29BUT HIS ELDEST DISCIPLE IS NO ORDINARY FIGURE!
00:09:32THAT MONKEY!
00:09:33BORN OF STONE WHEN LUA MENDED THE SKY!
00:09:35A STONE MONKEY MADE FLESH!
00:09:37HE LEARNED MAGIC FROM ANCIENT POWERS!
00:09:39100,000 SOLDIERS COULDN'T STOP HIM!
00:09:41HE'S NOT SOMEONE WE CAN HANDLE EASILY!
00:09:45WHAT'S A HUNDRED THOUSAND HEAVENLY SOLDIERS?
00:09:48BIG BROTHER!
00:09:48YOU FORGOT!
00:09:49WHEN THE HEAVENLY COURT CAME TO WIPE US OUT!
00:09:51100,000 HEAVENLY SOLDIERS!
00:09:53YOU SWALLOWED THEM ALL IN ONE BITE!
00:09:56SOME STINKING MONKEY!
00:09:57WHAT IS HE REALLY?
00:09:58DON'T UNDERESTIMATE HIM!
00:10:00WHO KNOWS!
00:10:00HOW MANY HEROES HAVE DIED UNDER THAT MONKEY'S IRON STAFF!
00:10:04SO IN THE END, YOU'RE SCARED OF SUN WUKONG AREN'T YOU?
00:10:07THEN WE JUST TAKE DOWN SUN WUKONG AND THAT'S THAT!
00:10:11THIRD BROTHER!
00:10:12YOU HAVE A PLAN?
00:10:14OF COURSE I DO!
00:10:16GUARDS!
00:10:17BRING IT UP!
00:10:29WHAT'S THIS?
00:10:32I TOOK IT BEFORE I LEFT THE SACRED BUDDHIST MONASTERY.
00:10:35JUST SOMETHING I GRABED FROM THE TREASURY.
00:10:37THEY CALL IT THE YIN-YANG ENERGY VAS.
00:10:41YOU DARED STEAL FROM THE SACRED BUDDHIST MONASTERY?
00:10:44AREN'T YOU AFRAID THE BUDDHA WILL PUNISH YOU?
00:10:47UNCLE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING MY NEPHEW'S STUFF?
00:10:50BUDDHA TATHAGADA OWES ME THAT MUCH.
00:10:52ALRIGHT, THIRD BROTHER, HOW DOES THIS VASE DEAL WITH SUN WUKONG?
00:10:56INSIDE ARE SEVEN GEMS, EIGHT TRIGRAMS, AND TWENTY-FOUR AURAS.
00:10:59IT HOLDS A WORLD OF ITS OWN.
00:11:01IF SOMEONE GETS TRAPPED INSIDE, IT'S FINE AS LONG AS THEY KEEP QUIET.
00:11:05THE MOMENT THEY SPEAK, RAGING FIRE BURNS THEM.
00:11:08IF THEY CAN WITHSTAND THE FLAMES, COUNTLESS VENOMOUS SNAKES WILL BITE THEM.
00:11:11IF THE SNAKES CAN'T KILL THEM, THREE FIRE DRAGONS WILL COME AND DEVOUR THEM.
00:11:16OVER AND OVER, WITHOUT END.
00:11:18A HUNDRED YEARS PASS INSIDE THE VASE, WHILE OUTSIDE IT'S ONLY A SHORT WHILE.
00:11:22NO MATTER HOW POWERFUL, ONCE INSIDE, THEY'LL EVENTUALLY DRAIN THEIR POWER, AND MELT INTO PUS.
00:11:28IT'S THAT DEADLY?
00:11:30WITH A TREASURE LIKE THIS, CATCHING TANG SAN ZANG WILL BE EASY.
00:11:37REPORTING TO THE THREE KINGS, LESS THAN A HUNDRED LEE FROM HERE, WE'VE SPOTTED TANG SAN ZANG.
00:11:43SPEAK OF TANG SAN ZANG AND HERE HE COMES.
00:11:50BIG BROTHER, SUN WUKONG IS GONE, PERFECT TIMING.
00:11:54BUT TANG SAN ZANG IS GUARDED BY TWO DISCIPLES.
00:11:56I DON'T KNOW THAT PIG-FACED ONE, BUT THAT BEARDED GUY IS THE CURTAIN-LIFTING GENERAL BY THE JADE EMPEROR'S
00:12:02SIDE.
00:12:03SO WHAT? I'D STILL FIGHT HIM, BIG BROTHER. WE'LL EACH TAKE ONE.
00:12:06SECOND BROTHER, USE THAT LONG TRUNK OF YOURS AND SNATCH TANG SAN ZANG AWAY.
00:12:10FINE!
00:12:28WELL WELL, NOW THIS IS INTERESTING.
00:12:31HUH? DEMONS!
00:12:32OH MY GOD!
00:12:37MASTER, DON'T BE AFRAID. I'LL HOLD THEM OFF.
00:12:38MASTER, DON'T BE AFRAID. I'LL HOLD THEM OFF.
00:12:39MASTER, DON'T BE AFRAID. LET IN.
00:12:53melhores KIDS.
00:12:55MASTER, DON'T BE AFRAID OF OUR HERE.
00:13:10That damn monkey, he had to leave now of all times.
00:13:13Demons come, and he's gone.
00:13:15Maji, go help Wu Jing now.
00:13:21I'm on it!
00:13:22I'm going, and there's a huge lion too!
00:13:30Don't you dare take another step!
00:13:33Whoever captures Tang San Zang will be rewarded a thousand in gold and made a marquee.
00:14:04A petty little anchoring spell.
00:14:06Break!
00:14:19Master!
00:14:20Master!
00:14:21Master!
00:14:21Master!
00:14:22Master!
00:14:35Second brother!
00:14:36Master was taken by monsters!
00:14:39We're finished!
00:14:40If Monkey King finds out I lost Master, he'll skin me alive!
00:14:51Move!
00:14:52Third King's orders!
00:14:54Scrub pots, chop wood, make broth from human bone!
00:14:57Fight Tang San Zang up!
00:14:59And hot pot him!
00:15:04Great King's orders!
00:15:06Step up the mountain patrols!
00:15:08Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:10Drill Master!
00:15:11Patrol the South Pass.
00:15:13If you spot any sign of Sun Wukong, report it once.
00:15:16Yes!
00:15:20The King sent me to patrol the mountain.
00:15:24I'm taking a spin through the human world.
00:15:32Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:33Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:33Got it!
00:15:42Who are you?
00:15:43Are you a local demon from Mountain of Lion and Camel 2?
00:15:46Which cave are you from?
00:15:48You tell me first.
00:15:49Who are you?
00:15:50I...
00:15:51I'm the Great King's personally appointed Junior Wind Scout.
00:15:54See it!
00:15:55My badge!
00:16:02Spit it out!
00:16:03Who are you?
00:16:05I'm the Chief Wind Scout.
00:16:07Your boss.
00:16:10Chief Wind Scout, how come I've never heard of that post?
00:16:15And I've never seen you before.
00:16:16I used to tend the fire in the cave.
00:16:19The boss said I did a great job, so he promoted me for training.
00:16:22Don't believe me?
00:16:23Look.
00:16:26You really are the Chief Wind Scout.
00:16:31Hello, sir.
00:16:33We're co-workers.
00:16:34No need to be formal.
00:16:35I heard our three bosses have some serious backing.
00:16:38Is that true?
00:16:39That's what my second uncle told me.
00:16:40He's the deputy commander in the boss's cave.
00:16:44He said our three bosses send one letter to Sacred Buddhist Monastery
00:16:48and 500 Arhat come out to greet them.
00:16:51Send a note to the Heavenly Calice
00:16:53and the 11 Celestial Luminaries all pay their respects.
00:16:56The Dragons of the Four Seas are their friends.
00:16:59The Immortals of Eight Grottos often come to meet with them.
00:17:03Even the Ten Kings of Hell call them brothers.
00:17:05The Guardian Earth Deity kneels to pay his respects.
00:17:10Oh, so this one's got someone backing him, too.
00:17:14What did you say?
00:17:17Nothing.
00:17:17So does your boss know his grandpa?
00:17:19The Great Sage equal to Heaven.
00:17:23The Great Sage equal to Heaven.
00:17:27Who's that?
00:17:29Then, then Wukong.
00:17:32Freeze.
00:17:42Let old son take a look inside your lair.
00:17:50Junior Winscout is back.
00:17:52Junior Winscout is back.
00:17:53Junior Winscout is back.
00:18:15It's my favorite.
00:18:17These demons eat people like it's nothing.
00:18:20Can the Sacred Buddhist Monastery not see this?
00:18:23Woo!
00:18:23The King gave orders.
00:18:24Fetch water and wash Tang San Zang clean.
00:18:28What did you just say?
00:18:29Wash Tang San Zang.
00:18:31You didn't know?
00:18:32The King just captured Tang San Zang.
00:18:34What?
00:18:35Where is Tang San Zang?
00:18:36In the main hall.
00:18:37They're about to eat him.
00:18:38They're about to eat him.
00:18:58Reporting to the Three Kings, Tang San Zang has been washed and brought in.
00:19:03Big Brother, let's dig in.
00:19:13My two brothers, catching Teng San Zang was too easy this time, but we didn't see that monkey.
00:19:18Don't worry, brother. That lowly stable boy probably heard our name and ran scared.
00:19:23Amitabha.
00:19:25Teng San Zang, you're not reaching the sacred Buddhist monastery today.
00:19:30Chanting Amitabha won't save you.
00:19:32The one in danger today isn't this humble monk.
00:19:35It's you.
00:19:36What did you say?
00:19:37You set yourselves up as kings in the western heavens.
00:19:40You crush the Buddha's way. You eat people. Gods and men alike despise you.
00:19:45Heaven's law won't allow it. Heaven will punish you, and so will the Buddha.
00:19:51Heaven's law? The Buddha?
00:19:54Bullshit!
00:19:55Teng San Zang, call the Jade Emperor down here. See if I so much as flinch.
00:20:01Teng San Zang, open your eyes. Mountain of Lion and Camel has 100,000 demon troops. What is there to
00:20:06fear under heaven?
00:20:08100,000 demon troops? All this humble monk sees are a million wronged souls across these hills.
00:20:16You reap what you sow. My eldest disciple will demand justice for those million souls.
00:20:23Enough talk. Get him into my belly. Let that monkey search all he wants.
00:20:29Men, slice Teng San Zang into 10,000 pieces. We'll cook him in hot pot.
00:20:32Yes!
00:20:44What!?
00:21:03Let's see who dares lay a hand on my master!
00:21:11Master, your disciple is late!
00:21:14Wukong, watch out for these demons!
00:21:17Seize him!
00:21:24Master, I'll fight our way out!
00:21:28Whoever captures that monkey will be made Chief Wind Scout
00:21:31and rewarded with a piece of Tang San Zong's flesh
00:21:34so he too may live forever!
00:21:58Hack him to pieces!
00:22:26Master!
00:22:28Wukong!
00:22:29Master!
00:22:30Master!
00:22:31Master!
00:22:43PUNCH OF SCUM
00:22:44BUNCH OF SCUM!
00:22:45Master!
00:22:45DON'T GET C sized!
00:22:58Let my master go!
00:23:16Touch one hair on my master's head! I don't care who you are, I'll kill you all the same!
00:23:28Brothers, together!
00:23:40I'll cleave you in two!
00:23:45Heim!
00:23:50Right now, I'll cut you down!
00:23:54Damn, bro, you've got skills! One slash and you've finished Sun Wukong!
00:23:58With Sun Wukong gone, we can finally feast on Tang San Zhang's flesh!
00:24:03Who says I'm dead?
00:24:10He... He split into two!
00:24:13Then I'll cut again!
00:24:23That's strange! This is weird! The more I cut, the more there are!
00:24:28Don't panic, boss! Sun Wukong can make clones! He's messing with you!
00:24:33My boy, you know who I am?
00:24:36Kneel and pay your respects! Next time you see your master, I'll spare you the humiliation!
00:24:41You're asking to die!
00:24:46I'm coming to help!
00:24:48Die!
00:24:48Die!
00:24:51I'm in too!
00:25:06Two fists can't beat four hands! I'm out of here!
00:25:10I'm out of here!
00:25:11Going somewhere?
00:25:20He's almost out of strength! Finish him!
00:25:22Take this!
00:25:30That monkey got away!
00:25:33Tang San Zhang is still in our hands! He can't get far!
00:25:38Those demons are something else! I couldn't handle the three of them alone! I'll go get reinforcements!
00:25:46This Buddhist alms bowl is mine! The wooden fish drum is yours! The rations are mine!
00:25:52You can have master's spare socks!
00:25:56Second brother! Master's fate is still unknown! And you're splitting up the luggage!
00:26:02What else are we supposed to do? You know they're vicious! Don't tell me you don't!
00:26:06I'm afraid master won't make it! I'm going back to Gao Village!
00:26:10You-
00:26:17Eldest brother! You're finally back! Master was taken by demons!
00:26:20I know!
00:26:21If you knew, why come back? Why didn't you go save him?
00:26:25You idiot! I told you watch master! And you let him get taken! I'll beat you!
00:26:31Hey Monkey King! There were too many of them! What was I supposed to do?
00:26:35Eldest brother! Saving master comes first!
00:26:38You think I don't know their many? I've already fought them! I was outnumbered! I couldn't save master! You two
00:26:43come with me! Now! We're going to their lair to save master!
00:26:46Alright!
00:26:55Monster! Open up and surrender!
00:26:57Monster! Your grandpa pig is here! Monster! Let my master go!
00:27:03Kill them!
00:27:05Monkey! You lost to me? And you still dare come knocking?
00:27:09You had the numbers before! This time my brother scanned as one! I'll burn your cave down to the ground!
00:27:15The monkey even brought three more helpers! What a pity! They're all losers we've beaten before!
00:27:20Shut it long-nosed elephant! Or else I'll knock your teeth out with my rake!
00:27:25You wouldn't dare!
00:27:26Why waste words on them? Just kill them!
00:27:59Take my staff!
00:28:03Take my rake!
00:28:05Take my rake!
00:28:14I don't know.
00:28:42Take this, my staff!
00:29:16Take this, my staff!
00:29:18Take this, my staff!
00:29:21Take this, my staff!
00:29:30Take this, my staff!
00:29:50Senior brother!
00:30:11Without your rake, how can you fight me?
00:30:50I nearly got eaten alive!
00:31:16I'll swivel you home!
00:31:26Eldest brother!
00:31:31That stable boy won't back down.
00:31:33That monster's here to eat you.
00:31:34Why aren't you running?
00:31:35Why go meet him?
00:31:36One bite, and you're in his belly.
00:31:37Today, you're still a monk.
00:31:38Tomorrow, you'll be a pile of dung.
00:31:40Big brother, you've got quite the appetite!
00:31:44Big brother, second brother, finish them off!
00:31:46Wipe out Tang San Zhang's remaining disciples!
00:31:53Xia Wujing!
00:31:54Bai Longma!
00:31:55Run for your lives!
00:32:01Game Bries!
00:32:03Team quit!
00:32:04Damn, bam!bullens!
00:32:07Bye! No!
00:32:13Come action!
00:32:19Kill War
00:32:21,強 fight!
00:32:22War is good! Fully
00:32:23fight! Kgrifission,
00:32:25후�ogues come into outraga... Principal?
00:32:313rd brother!
00:32:42Big brother! What's wrong?
00:32:45That Sun Wukong is all iron and steel!
00:32:48He's hard to digest! My stomach's so bloated it hurts!
00:32:53It's okay, big brother! Let's get back to the cave, quick. Have the boys boil a big pot of salt
00:32:58water, then take a few baskets of Hawthorn to aid digestion. It'll digest anything, iron head or steel arms.
00:33:05Alright!
00:33:12This is that old demon's stomach! Good! Since you let old Sun in, I'll make you pay for it!
00:33:26Brother, have a seat! Quick! Bring in the brine-soaked fruit!
00:33:37Brine? Trying to drown old Sun, are you? Transform!
00:33:41It's warm!
00:33:44You flood me out! I'll just take a little boat!
00:33:51How is it, brother?
00:33:53His belly's bloated with water. Wonder if that monkey drowned.
00:33:57My boy! You filled your belly with hot water so your grandpa's son can take a bath!
00:34:02Nice and warm! Real comfortable!
00:34:05What? That monkey's still alive in my belly!
00:34:08If brine won't kill him, use sour fruit!
00:34:11Good!
00:34:18My boy! Your mountain of lion and camel fruit tastes awful!
00:34:22It's nowhere near as good as my Mt. Huago! Mountain of flowers and fruit!
00:34:28You little monkey tapeworm! The fruit I eat all ends up in your belly!
00:34:33Good grandson! Toss me some more bananas! Your grandpa loves bananas!
00:34:40Sun Wukong, get your ass out here!
00:34:43Not coming out! Autumn's turned cold, and I'm still in thin clothes!
00:34:46But it's warm in this belly, and there's no wind!
00:34:49I'll come out after I've wintered here!
00:34:51Big brother! That monkey's gonna spend the winter in your gut!
00:34:59If he wants to winter there, I'll go into meditation and use a shifting spell!
00:35:03I won't eat all winter! I'll starve this stable boy to death!
00:35:07Good grandson! You don't know the half of it!
00:35:09I'm escorting Tang San Zhang for the scriptures, and I'm carrying a big iron pot with me!
00:35:14If you won't feed me, I'll take your liver, guts, and lungs in here and boil them up in one
00:35:18pot,
00:35:19make myself a nice awful soup, and stay full till Qingming Festival!
00:35:23Uh, brother! That crazy monkey would actually do this!
00:35:27Don't panic, brother! There's no room for a stove in your belly!
00:35:30He can't even get a fire going!
00:35:33Who says I can't set up a stove? That forked bone's the perfect spot!
00:35:37Oh no! If he really sets up a stove and lights it, the thick smoke will choke you up and
00:35:41you'll suffocate, brother!
00:35:44Then what do we do?
00:35:46Relax! Leave it to old son!
00:35:48I'll jab the golden cudgel right into your belly button and poke a hole through it!
00:35:52It'll be a vent for fresh air, and as a chimney too!
00:35:55You're gonna jab my belly button?
00:35:58That's it! I'm done! Someone, bring me the poison!
00:36:01That bottle! Our hot Bodhisattva! Even an immortal would drop from one sip! Mix it into the wine! I'll drink
00:36:07it all!
00:36:08Yes!
00:36:09Brother! Don't hurt him and hurt yourself even worse!
00:36:13I'm going to the death with that monkey!
00:36:17500 years ago, when I wrecked the heavenly court, I ate Liozzi's elixirs and drank the Jade Emperor's wine, Queen
00:36:24Mother's peaches, Phoenix marrow, dragon liver, what haven't I tasted?
00:36:29Poison? You think you can poison me?
00:37:00Poison?
00:37:01Brother how does it feel that's strange normally after one whole jar even if I'm
00:37:07not wasted I'd be flushed and stumbling but today it feels like I didn't drink
00:37:11at all unless that damn monkey drank at all
00:37:17good wine damn good wine perfect brother that monkey drank all the poisoned wine
00:37:24he's as good as dead
00:37:40my stomach
00:37:56oh big brother
00:38:05my boy well are you begging yet
00:38:09Sun Wukong if you've got the guts kill me
00:38:12fine then I'll beat you right in the gallbladder
00:38:21mercy mercy
00:38:22great sage equal to heaven please spare him I'm begging for my big brother my boy don't waste
00:38:29words just call him grandpa's son grandpa it's our fault your grandsons we swallowed you by mistake
00:38:36great sage have mercy pity us like ants clinging to life spare my big brother's life the three of us
00:38:43will release your master and see
00:38:44you through the mountains
00:38:47you dragged my master here to suffer and scared him half to death
00:38:51my master is delicate he can't take this abuse you'll pay for this great sage I don't have any gold
00:38:58or jewels on me no amber
00:39:00agate or other treasures how can I pay you pay you how I want the three of you brothers to
00:39:05fetch a fragrant vine palanquin
00:39:07let my master ride in it carry it yourselves get my master across the 800 lie mountain of lion and
00:39:13camel
00:39:14what
00:39:15I haven't taken this kind of humiliation in 800 years third brother saving our eldest comes first
00:39:22As you say great sage the three of us agree
00:39:25Just come out and quickly
00:39:28Open your mouth wide
00:39:31I'll fly out myself. Hey big brother when he comes out bite down hard crush that monkey swallow him whole
00:39:37then he can't torment you anymore
00:39:42Trying to play tricks on me, huh?
00:39:45I'll hold the golden cudgel go on bite it
00:39:57Big brother bite it now
00:40:02My fangs
00:40:05What a slippery demon you dare fool your grandpa son
00:40:09I spared your life and you tried to bite me to death. I'm not coming out today. I'm not coming
00:40:13out
00:40:14You went back in again
00:40:16Third brother. What kind of rotten idea was that we didn't even bite the monkey and I chipped my teeth
00:40:22instead
00:40:22Son Wukong. I've heard your name for a long time. It's thunder in the ears
00:40:27They say you made a show outside the southern heavenly gate and showed off at the palace of grand mysteries
00:40:33Now you're on the road to the western heavens slaying demons
00:40:37So you're just some upstart monkey if you've got the guts come out and fight fair
00:40:42If you'd said that 500 years ago, I might have taken the bait, but now nothing you say matters. Let
00:40:48my master go
00:40:52Fine fine, I'll release him right now
00:41:07I'll release him right now
00:41:12Master
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00:41:16Pachi
00:41:22Where are they taking master?
00:41:37my disciples wukong has already subdued them what subdued where's monkey king didn't they swallow
00:41:44him boji i'm inside this lion's belly once we're past mountain of lion and camel we'll get out of
00:41:50here toss that steely great sage son and you're outside the lion camel kingdom please come out
00:41:57we won't ever dare to go after your master again yes yes little white dragon take master and go on
00:42:03ahead yes senior brother great sage son your master is long gone now fine open your mouth
00:42:28bhaji shah jr brother let's go you think you can just leave true dharma form
00:42:41monkey king they broke their promise
00:42:45i saw it coming since when do demons ever tell the truth stop them
00:42:56bhaji jr brother shah the three of us fight our way out together all right
00:43:15come and die
00:43:28kill them
00:43:38hurricane capture technique
00:43:53senior brother
00:43:56and you too hurricane capture technique
00:43:59whoosh
00:44:13phaji jr brother
00:44:18bhaji shah jr brother
00:44:19sun wukong surrender now
00:44:23Your master and your junior brother have both been captured master hurricane capture technique
00:44:35Crush him to death
00:44:46Monkey King senior brother monkey king got stomped into a pancake
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00:45:06Can't see the monkey anymore
00:45:12Let me go master
00:45:23I'll wipe you out you little punk taste this this
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00:49:10Master Baji and Sha Wuching will be eaten by that demon as well
00:49:15Our pilgrimage for the scriptures will end right here
00:49:18I failed Buddha Tathagata and I failed Guan Yin
00:49:21Every hair on my body got scorched
00:49:23How are these three still untouched?
00:49:27Wukong
00:49:28I granted you three life-saving hairs
00:49:31In dire straits, they can save your life
00:49:36These are from Guan Yin
00:49:38The life-saving hair she gave you
00:49:50Change
00:49:52No skill, don't take the job
00:49:54I'll drill through your vase
00:50:06Lucky, lucky, now we can get out
00:50:16Third brother, that monkey should be sludged by now, right?
00:50:20I just can't shake the worry
00:50:25Relax big brother, it's been ages
00:50:27That monkey should have melted to the bone
00:50:30Is that so?
00:50:31Bring it here, let me see
00:50:35Guards, carry it before the great king
00:50:54Third king, something's wrong
00:50:55The vase is lighter
00:50:59Nonsense, this is a sacred buddhist treasure
00:51:01It contains yin yang dual energy
00:51:03How could it be lighter?
00:51:07Third king, look
00:51:08It really is lighter
00:51:22How can this be?
00:51:26This vase is empty
00:51:29Why is there a hole in the bottom?
00:51:31Who did this?
00:51:35My sweet grandkids
00:51:36Who else but your grandpa?
00:51:46It's son Wukong, he got out
00:51:49He turned into a fly and flew off
00:51:53Kill that fly
00:51:55Kill it
00:51:58Now, spread the order
00:51:59Shut the gates
00:52:00Shut them
00:52:01Don't let that monkey get away
00:52:03Son Wukong is out
00:52:05Run
00:52:06We have to save our master
00:52:23My lords, aren't you here to eat Tong Zanzang's flesh?
00:52:27Why throw me in the pot first?
00:52:29I haven't bathed in half a year
00:52:31My meat reeks!
00:52:32If you're eating someone, eat my master first!
00:52:36Your master is the main course
00:52:38You're the appetizer
00:52:39The king said so
00:52:40Wash Zubaji clean first
00:52:42Scald him, shave him, skin him
00:52:44Salt him, and serve him with wine
00:52:48This old pig has such a miserable fate
00:52:50Grab your weapons and come with me
00:52:53Trouble at the king's cave
00:52:56Alright, move out, brothers
00:52:59Let me go!
00:53:01Help! Someone help!
00:53:07What a coward
00:53:08And he used to be Marshal Tianping
00:53:10Yet he's that scared of dying
00:53:13I'll teach him a lesson
00:53:15Transform!
00:53:22Zhu Wuneng
00:53:25Zhu Wuneng
00:53:27Who? Who's calling me?
00:53:29Wuneng is my name
00:53:29Guan Yin Bodhisattva gave me that Dharma name
00:53:32After I joined master
00:53:33They all call me Bhaji
00:53:35Out here in the middle of nowhere
00:53:37How would anyone know that name?
00:53:44Whoever called my Dharma name
00:53:45Show yourself
00:53:46It was me
00:53:50Who are you?
00:53:51Hiding in the shadows
00:53:53Show yourself
00:53:58I'm an officer of the Netherworld Bureau
00:54:00Here to claim lives
00:54:01By order of King Yama
00:54:03I've come to take your soul
00:54:06Grandpa Soul Reaper
00:54:07Please head back first
00:54:09Put in a good word with King Yama
00:54:11He's close with my senior brother's son Wukong
00:54:14Ask him to cut me some slack
00:54:16Let me live one more day
00:54:17Come take me tomorrow
00:54:19Nonsense
00:54:20If King Yama says you die at the third watch
00:54:23Who dare keep you till the fourth?
00:54:27Come with me now
00:54:28Or I'll bring out the rope of fate
00:54:30And yank you by the neck
00:54:32Please sir have mercy
00:54:34One look at me
00:54:35And you know I'm done for
00:54:37I'm going to die
00:54:38No question
00:54:39I just want one more day
00:54:40That demon took my master
00:54:42And Sha Wu Jing
00:54:43All of them
00:54:44Let me see them one last time
00:54:45Then I'll go with you
00:54:46To the Netherworld Bureau
00:54:48At least I'll have honored our bond
00:54:50Then I can die with no regrets
00:54:53Fine
00:54:54I've got thirty names on my warrant
00:54:57They're all nearby
00:54:58Let me round them up
00:55:00Then I'll take you
00:55:01That buys you this one day
00:55:03But running errands is hard work
00:55:05Got any silver on you?
00:55:07Hand some over
00:55:08Call it travel money
00:55:14Money?
00:55:16I'm Jumaji
00:55:17A monk
00:55:18The four elements are empty
00:55:20What money could I have?
00:55:21If you don't have any silver
00:55:23Then stop yapping
00:55:26Let me slip the rope on you
00:55:28And come with me
00:55:29Please don't take me
00:55:30Don't arrest me
00:55:31I know what that is
00:55:32That's a rope of fate
00:55:33Once it's around your neck
00:55:34It hooks your soul away
00:55:36I have money
00:55:37I'll pay you
00:55:38Where is it?
00:55:38Hand it over
00:55:40Quit stalling
00:55:41Or I'll take you straight to underworld
00:55:44What a pity
00:55:45What a pity
00:55:46Ever since I became a monk
00:55:48Some devout families would feed the monks
00:55:50And seeing what an appetite I had
00:55:52They'd slip me a few bits of silver for buns
00:55:54So I saved it bit by bit
00:55:57Until I scraped together five kyen of silver
00:55:59A few days ago
00:56:00I went to the women's kingdom
00:56:02And begged the silversmith to melt it into one piece
00:56:05That silversmith had no conscience
00:56:07He even skimmed a few fenn off me
00:56:09In the end
00:56:10I had one horse hoof silver worth four kyen and six fenn
00:56:13Take it then
00:56:16This idiot's so broke he can't even afford pants
00:56:19Yet he can hide silver
00:56:21Where did you hide it?
00:56:23Talk! Now!
00:56:25I stuffed it in my left ear
00:56:27My hands are tied
00:56:28I can't get it
00:56:29Reach in and feel for it yourself
00:56:46You idiot
00:56:46It really is four chen and six fenn
00:56:53Damn that Bimauan
00:56:54So it was you
00:56:57It's him monkey
00:56:58Look at the state I'm in
00:56:59And you still mess with me
00:57:01Even scamming me out of my silver
00:57:02Have you got no conscience?
00:57:07You idiot
00:57:08I escorted Master West for the scriptures
00:57:10You have no idea what we've been through
00:57:12We hacked through thorns and fought off demons
00:57:15But you
00:57:16You hide off to the side and slack off
00:57:18And you even stash away private money
00:57:20So what if I saved up?
00:57:22I went without food
00:57:22And scraped it together bit by bit
00:57:24I was saving to buy some cloth
00:57:25And make myself a new outfit
00:57:27And you scared me for no reason
00:57:28Then you stole my silver
00:57:30Give it back
00:57:31Give it back
00:57:31Now
00:57:31Not a single coin
00:57:33This silver is your punishment for hoarding money
00:57:35It's mine now
00:57:37Fine
00:57:38Fine
00:57:38Take it all as my ransom
00:57:40But you still have to get me out of here
00:57:42Or I paid you for nothing
00:57:46Easy
00:57:47Since I took your silver
00:57:48I'll get you out
00:58:04Monkey King
00:58:05While those imps aren't looking
00:58:06Let's make a run for it
00:58:07Don't rush in
00:58:08Those three demons are too strong
00:58:10We can't beat them
00:58:11And you call yourself Marshal Tianping Reborn?
00:58:15What a spineless coward
00:58:16Not today
00:58:17I'm not running
00:58:18We're getting Master and Sha Wu Jing out
00:58:20You're really going head on?
00:58:23Move
00:58:23Split up
00:58:35And Wukong
00:58:44Sha Wu Jing reverted to his true form
00:58:47Dipping raw slices in minced human flesh
00:59:11Brother Sha
00:59:14Senior brother
00:59:16I knew you weren't dead
00:59:22Boss
00:59:22We finally get to eat dragon
00:59:28What are you talking about?
00:59:30The king said we can't eat this dragon
00:59:32We're keeping it to trade with Western Sea Dragon Palace
00:59:38What are you staring at?
00:59:40You really think someone's coming to save you?
00:59:46Boss
00:59:47Where's that black smoke coming from?
00:59:58Chubachi
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01:00:17Second brother.
01:00:18Bai Lung Ma!
01:00:20Come on, let's meet up with senior brother.
01:00:22We have to save master.
01:00:24Okay.
01:00:27Report!
01:00:28Your majesties!
01:00:29Chang San Zhang's four disciples are slaughtering everyone in the cave.
01:00:33We don't have enough men.
01:00:34We can't hold them off.
01:00:36What?
01:00:38They all broke free.
01:00:40Oh no.
01:00:40What do we do now?
01:00:41San Wukong wounded me and our eldest brother.
01:00:44We're badly weakened.
01:00:45Now the only one who can stop San Wukong's magic treasure has been drilled through again.
01:00:50The three of us can't beat the four of them anymore.
01:00:52Don't panic.
01:00:53Tang San Zhang is still in our hands.
01:00:56Bring Tang San Zhang.
01:01:01Third brother, Tang San Zhang won't help.
01:01:03We've got over 40,000 on Mountain of Lion and Camel, but even the grunts can't hold it.
01:01:08If Mountain of Lion and Camel won't hold, I've still got the Lion and Camel kingdom.
01:01:13You mean...
01:01:14Big brother, second brother, in Lion and Camel City, we've got a million demons.
01:01:19We take Tang San Zhang and fall back to Lion and Camel City, we'll swarm him to death.
01:01:23No matter how capable Sun Wukong is, he can't take on a million demon soldiers.
01:01:27Exactly.
01:01:28Let Sun Wukong see what real terror looks like in my Lion and Camel kingdom.
01:01:33Tell the whole army, fall back to Lion and Camel City.
01:01:38Demons, let my master go!
01:01:42Monkey King, why'd all the demons run off?
01:01:46Eldest brother, they left a message.
01:01:48Sun Wukong, if you want to save his master, come to Lion and Camel City if you dare!
01:01:55Lion and Camel City?
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